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mlapaglia/README.md

✨💖 mAtT's GitSpace 💖✨

Typing SVG

👤 ABOUT ME

Name: Matt
Status: 💕 In a Relationship (with code)
Here for: Networking, Friends
Hometown: Indianapolis, IN 🏠
Body type: Debugging
Ethnicity: JavaScript/TypeScript
Religion: Church of Vim
Zodiac Sign: ♓ Git
Smoke/Drink: Coffee ☕ / Mountain Dew 🥤
Education: School of Hard Knocks (Stack Overflow)

🎵 MUSIC PLAYER

♪ Now Playing ♪
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║ Darude-Sandstorm ║
║ ▶️ ────●──── 3:47║
║ 🔊 ━━━━━━━━━━━   ║
╚══════════════════╝

Favorite Bands:

  • The Compilers
  • Panic! at the Disco (Drive Failure)
  • My Chemical Imbalance
  • System.OutOfMemoryException

💭 MATT's CURRENT MOOD:

🤖 Feeling: Programmatic

"tHe 'cLoUd' iS jUsT sOmEoNe eLsE's mAcHiNe 🖥️"


👥 MATT's TOP 8

🎯 .NET Core

My Main

☁️ AWS

Cloud Buddy

🐍 Python

Snek Friend

🤖 Android

Mobile Gang

🏎️ F-150

My Baby

🖨️ 3D Printer

Creates Things

📸 CCTV

Always Watching

🍺 Homebrew

Weekend Vibes


📝 WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET:

+ Other devs who void warranties ⚡
+ People who know Forscan ECU programming 🚗
+ Fellow CQRS enthusiasts 📊
+ Anyone who gets that debugging = being detective & murderer 🔍
- People who think the cloud is magic ☁️
- Anyone who writes "It works on my machine" 🙄

💻 INTERESTS

General Music Movies Television Books Heroes
🔧 Reverse Engineering Binary Beats The Matrix Mr. Robot Clean Code Linus Torvalds
🏠 Home Automation Techno Hackers Silicon Valley Design Patterns Stack Overflow Contributors
📷 Photography 8-bit The Social Network IT Crowd The Pragmatic Programmer That One Indian Guy on YouTube
🌱 Gardening Lofi Hip Hop TRON Black Mirror SICP ChatGPT
🎨 Powdercoating Synthwave Ready Player One Halt and Catch Fire The Phoenix Project My Rubber Duck 🦆

🎨 BLURBS

About Me:

╔═══════════════════════════════════════════╗
║  "I'm just 3 ChatGPTs in a trenchcoat!"  ║
║                                           ║
║  MCSD Certified | DriveCentric Employee  ║
║  I like to take things apart and         ║
║  sometimes they even work afterward! 🔧  ║
╚═══════════════════════════════════════════╝

FAMOUS SAYING:

Anyone who appreciates that:
• Code never lies, comments always do
• git blame is a weapon not a tool
• There's no place like 127.0.0.1
• sudo make me a sandwich

📊 STATS

Profile Views Friends


💬 COMMENTS

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🌟 xXx_C0d3r_69_xXx (12/16/2025 11:47 PM)

"OMGGG thanks 4 the add!!! ur profile is so cool! PC 4 PC??? BTW nice F-150 mods!! ^_^ RAWR"


💖 JavaScriptGurl2005 (12/15/2025 3:22 AM)

"hey!! just stopping by to show sum luv ♥♥♥ ╔══╗╔╗ ♥ ♥ ♥ ╚╗╔╝║║╔═╦╦╦╔╗ ╔╝╚╗║╚╣║║║║╔╣ ╚══╝╚═╩═╩═╩═╝ keep coding!! glitter"


🤖 GitHubTom (12/14/2025 8:15 PM)

"Yo dude! That ALPR project sounds sick! 🚗📸 Also, 'I void warranties' LMAOOO same 😂 HMU if you wanna collab on some microservices!"


🎬 THANKS FOR STOPPING BY!

♫ ♪ ♫ Don't forget to turn on your speakers! ♫ ♪ ♫

(Darude - Sandstorm playing in the background)


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