💻 Wannabe developer, and 🤖 automation enthusiast with over few decades of experience breaking and fixing things since the inglorious days of Visual Basic 6.
Most of my projects begin as a simple idea and eventually evolve into a Python script, a Docker container, an ESP32, a custom PCB, a home server, or a questionable overclocking experiment. Sometimes all at once.
My operational states can generally be classified as:
- 🍺 Drunk
- ☕ Recovering from being drunk
- 🤖 Building something unnecessarily complex to automate a task that takes 30 seconds manually
When not occupied by the first two states, I enjoy designing automation systems, building robotics projects, developing self-hosted applications, experimenting with embedded systems, optimizing home infrastructure, and extracting every last megahertz from computer hardware that probably shouldn't be pushed any further.
🤖 Any task performed more than twice should probably be automated.
🏗️ There is no such thing as overengineering, only future requirements that haven't arrived yet.
🍻 A good hoppy IPA is remarkably similar to a good piece of software: initially bitter, occasionally misunderstood, and ultimately appreciated by a surprisingly dedicated community.
🍷 Fine wine and legacy code share a curious characteristic: both can improve with age, but only if they were built properly from the beginning.
🚦 The most dangerous systems are the ones that look harmless. This applies equally to software, infrastructure, and old turbocharged sleeper cars waiting at a traffic light.
🏁 Never underestimate an old turbocharged sleeper. The same rule applies to software: the most impressive performance is often hidden behind the most unassuming interface.
- 💻 Some Software Development
- 🐍 Maybe Python Automation
- 🕵️ Reverse Engineering, why not?!
- 🏠 Self-Hosted Infrastructure
- 🐳 Docker and Containers
- 📡 ESP32 and Embedded Systems
- 🤖 Robotics
- 🖥️ Computer Hardware
- ⚡ Performance Tuning and Overclocking
- 🚗 Automotive Engineering
- 🏁 Turbocharged Performance Builds
- 📊 Data Collection and Monitoring
- 🧠 Artificial Intelligence
- 🔨 Building tools that solve problems nobody else realized existed
- 💾 Backups are cheaper than regret.
- 📚 Documentation is a feature.
- 📈 Monitoring beats guessing.
- 🏗️ Simplicity is often achieved only after several iterations of unnecessary complexity.
- 👨💻 Every engineer eventually becomes a systems administrator.
- 🖥️ Every systems administrator eventually writes code.
- 📡 Every developer eventually buys an ESP32.
Many of my projects exist because I was too lazy to perform a task manually.
The irony is that I usually spend ten times longer automating it than the original task would have taken.
I regret nothing.
Powered by Python, questionable engineering decisions, hoppy IPAs, and the occasional turbocharged bad idea. 🚀