diff --git a/examples/cartoon_cardinal/516_captions_output.txt.zip b/examples/cartoon_cardinal/516_captions_output.txt.zip
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..90f13429
Binary files /dev/null and b/examples/cartoon_cardinal/516_captions_output.txt.zip differ
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_cardinal/__init__.py b/examples/cartoon_cardinal/__init__.py
deleted file mode 100644
index e69de29b..00000000
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_cardinal/cap436.txt.zip b/examples/cartoon_cardinal/cap436.txt.zip
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..edab8d22
Binary files /dev/null and b/examples/cartoon_cardinal/cap436.txt.zip differ
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_cardinal/cardinal_newyorker.html b/examples/cartoon_cardinal/cardinal_newyorker.html
deleted file mode 100644
index 63349933..00000000
--- a/examples/cartoon_cardinal/cardinal_newyorker.html
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,267 +0,0 @@
-<!doctype html>
-<html lang="en">
-	<head>
-		<meta charset="utf-8">
-		<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge,chrome=1">
-		<title>Caption Contest Voting - The New Yorker</title>
-		<meta name="description" content="Vote on the funniest and not so funny caption submissions to The New Yorker">
-		<meta name="HandheldFriendly" content="True">
-		<meta name=viewport content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1, minimum-scale=1.0, maximum-scale=1.0">
-		<meta name="apple-mobile-web-app-capable" content="yes">
-		<meta name="apple-mobile-web-app-status-bar-style" content="default" />
-		<!-- <link rel="stylesheet" href="http://projects.newyorker.com/css/cartoons/embed.css"> -->
-	    <script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/2.1.3/jquery.min.js"></script>
-	</head>
-<style>
-body {
-	font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Segoe, "Segoe UI", "Segoe WP", Calibri, Arial, clean, sans-serif;
-}
-
-.latest-button-wrapper {
-	text-align: center;
-	box-sizing: border-box;
-	display: inline;
-	margin-right: 6px;
-}
-
-.light-button {
-	background-color: transparent;
-	border: 1px solid #cccccc;
-	border-radius: 5px;
-	box-sizing: border-box;
-	color: #787878;
-	display: inline-block;
-	font-size: 16px;
-	font-weight: 900;
-	position: relative;
-	text-align: center;
-	text-transform: uppercase;
-	text-decoration: none;
-	transition: border-color 500ms ease-in-out, background 500ms ease-in-out;
-	width: 65%;
-	padding: 16px 15px 15px;
-	min-width: 0px;
-	max-width: 190px;
-	margin: 12px auto 0;
-	text-decoration: none;
-	color: #787878;
-	cursor: pointer;
-}
-
-.light-button:hover {
-	border-color: #e3e3e3;
-	text-decoration: none;
-	background: #e3e3e3;
-	color: black;
-}
-
-#message {
-	display: block;
-	max-width: 320px;
-	margin-bottom: 6px;
-	margin: 0 auto;
-	margin-top: 20px;
-	padding: 12px 20px;
-	font-size:    15px;
-	line-height:  22px;
-	font-weight: normal;
-	text-align: center;
-	color: #000;
-	background-color: white;
-	opacity: 1;
-	border: 1px solid #ccc;
-	border-radius: 12px;
-	position: absolute;
-	left:  0;
-	right: 0;
-}
-
-#the_cartoon {
-	max-height: 446px;
-	max-width:  100%;
-	border: 0;
-}
-
-#the_caption {
-	color: black;
-	font-style: italic;
-	font-family: Georgia, Times, serif;
-	font-size: 22px;
-	margin-top: 5px;
-}
-
-#contest_content {
-	width: 90%;
-	max-width: 800px;
-	margin: 10px auto 10px auto;
-	text-align: center;
-	position: relative;
-	overflow: hidden;
-}
-
-/* Animation */
-
-@keyframes fadein {
-	0%, 100% { opacity: 0; }
-		72%  { opacity: 1; }
-}
-
-#message {
-	opacity: 0;
-	animation-delay: 100ms;
-	animation-duration: 4s;
-	animation-name: fadein;
-	transition-timing-function: ease-in-out;
-}
-
-#ratings {
-	opacity: 0.1;
-/*	-webkit-transition: opacity 600ms ease-in;
-	-moz-transition:    opacity 600ms ease-in;
-	-ms-transition:     opacity 600ms ease-in;
-	-o-transition:      opacity 600ms ease-in;
-	transition:         opacity 600ms ease-in;*/
-}
-
-#ratings.enabled {
-	opacity: 1;
-}
-
-#ratings.disabled {
-	opacity: 0.1;
-}
-
-</style>
-
-<div id="contest_content">
-	<div id="cartoon_content">
-
-	<!-- START: THIS HTML CONSTITUTES WHAT WOULD NEED TO CHANGE. PERHAPS MAKE USE OF "Config" IN THE JS BELOW? -->
-		<img id="the_cartoon" src="">
-		<!-- <p id="the_caption">&ldquo;"Open the barrel," you said. "Let's see what's inside," you said.&rdquo;</p> -->
-		<p id="the_caption">"Loading..."</p>
-	<!-- END -->
-
-	</div>
-	<div id="ratings" class="row">
-		<div class="latest-button-wrapper">
-			<span data-answer="1" class="answer light-button latest-button-load-more">Unfunny</span>
-		</div>
-		<div class="latest-button-wrapper">
-			<span data-answer="2" class="answer light-button latest-button-load-more">Somewhat Funny</span>
-		</div>
-		<div class="latest-button-wrapper">
-			<span data-answer="3" class="answer light-button latest-button-load-more">Funny</span>
-		</div>
-	</div>
-</div>
-
-<script>
-
-
-	var Utils = {
-		makeRandomString: function(length){
-		    var text = "";
-		    var possible = "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789";
-		    for( var i=0; i < length; i++ ){
-				text += possible.charAt(Math.floor(Math.random() * possible.length));
-		    }
-		    return text;
-		}
-	};
-
-	var Config = {
-		// "cartoon_url": 	'http://4226e77ce409c0899a25e8f53ceda7.s3.amazonaws.com/516.jpg',
-		"host_url": 	 "{{ host_url }}", // includes port
-		"exp_uid": 		"{{exp_uid}}",
-		"query_uid": 	'null',
-		"participant_uid":  Utils.makeRandomString(20),
-		"counter":         0,
-		"timestamp":        parseInt(Date.now()/1000, 10),
-		"buttons_active": false
-	};
-
-
-	var Contest = {
-
-		init: function() {
-			this.addEvents();
-			// this.revealRatingButtons();
-			// document.getElementById("ratings").className = "enabled";
-			this.updateCaption();
-		},
-
-		addEvents: function(){
-			var btns = document.querySelectorAll("span.answer") || false;
-			if (btns) {
-				for (var i=0; i<btns.length; i++) {
-					btns[i].addEventListener( 'click', function(e) {
-						var answer = this.getAttribute("data-answer") || false;
-						if (answer && document.getElementById("ratings").className == "enabled") {
-							Contest.submitAnswer(answer);
-						}
-					});
-				}
-			}
-		},
-
-		updateCaption: function() {
-
-			drawCaption = function(data) {
-		        document.getElementById("the_caption").innerHTML = "&ldquo;"+data['target_indices'][0]['target']['primary_description']+"&rdquo;"
-		        Config.query_uid = data['query_uid']
-		        document.getElementById("the_cartoon").src = data['context'];
-		        document.getElementById("ratings").className = "enabled";
-		        Config.timestamp = Date.now()/1000.0
-		    }
-
-			$.ajax({
-		        url: Config.host_url+'/api/experiment/getQuery',
-		        type: "POST",
-		        contentType: "application/json",
-		        data: JSON.stringify({  
-		            'exp_uid': Config.exp_uid,
-		            'args':{ "participant_uid":Config.participant_uid }
-		            }),
-		        dataType: "json"
-		        }).done( function(data,textStatus, jqXHR) {
-		        drawCaption(data)
-		        }).fail( function(error){
-		        console.log("Failed to get new caption", error);
-		        });
-		},
-
-		revealRatingButtons: function() {
-			// var t = setTimeout(function(){
-			document.getElementById("ratings").className = "enabled";
-			// }, 499);
-		},
-
-		submitAnswer: function(answer) {
-			Config.counter++;
-			document.getElementById("the_caption").innerHTML = " "
-			document.getElementById("ratings").className = "disabled";
-
-			$.ajax({
-		        url: Config.host_url+'/api/experiment/processAnswer',
-		        type: "POST",
-		        contentType: "application/json",
-		        data: JSON.stringify({
-		        	  "exp_uid":Config.exp_uid,
-		              "args":{"query_uid":Config.query_uid, 
-		                      "target_reward": parseFloat(answer), 
-		                      "response_time": Date.now()/1000.0 - Config.timestamp}
-		              }),
-		        dataType: "json"
-		        }).done( function(data,textStatus, jqXHR) {
-		        Contest.updateCaption(data)
-		        }).fail( function(error){
-		        console.log("Failed to get process answer", error);
-		        });
-		}
-	};
-	Contest.init();
-</script>
-<!-- <script src="http://projects.newyorker.com/css/cartoons/embed.js"></script> -->
-</body>
-</html>
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_cardinal/experiment_cardinal.py b/examples/cartoon_cardinal/experiment_cardinal.py
deleted file mode 100644
index 5f481b2e..00000000
--- a/examples/cartoon_cardinal/experiment_cardinal.py
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,117 +0,0 @@
-"""
-author: Lalit Jain lalitkumarjj@gmail.com
-modified 05/27/2015: Chris Fernandez, chris2fernandez@gmail.com
-modified 2015-11-24: Scott Sievert, stsievert@wisc.edu (added docs)
-last updated: 2015-11-24
-
-A module for replicating the dueling bandits pure exploration experiments from
-the NEXT paper.
-
-Usage:
-python experiment_dueling.py
-"""
-
-import os, sys
-from collections import OrderedDict
-from boto.s3.connection import S3Connection
-from boto.s3.key import Key
-
-# The line below imports launch_experiment.py.
-# We assume that it is located in next/examples
-# This function is used at the very bottom of this file
-sys.path.append("../")
-from launch_experiment import *
-
-curr_dir = os.path.dirname(os.path.abspath(__file__))
-experiment_list = []
-
-# algs in apps/CardinalBanditsPureExploration/algs/
-supported_alg_ids = ['LilUCB', 'RoundRobin']
-
-# Algorithm List. These algorithms are independent (no inter-connectedness
-# between algorithms) and each algorithm gets `proportion` number of queries
-# (i.e., if proportions is set to 0.33 for each algorithm, each algorithm will
-# sample 1/3 of the time)
-alg_list = []
-for alg_id in supported_alg_ids:
-    alg_item = {}
-    alg_item['alg_id'] = alg_id
-    alg_item['alg_label'] = alg_id
-    #alg_item['params'] = {}
-    alg_list.append(alg_item)
-
-# Algorithm management specifies the proportion of queries coming from an
-# algorithms. In this example, we specify that each algorithm recieves the same
-# proportion. The alg_label's must agree with the alg_labels in the alg_list.
-algorithm_management_settings = {}
-params = []
-#params['proportions'] = []
-for algorithm in alg_list:
-    #params['proportions'].append({'alg_label': algorithm['alg_label'] ,
-                                    #'proportion':1./len(alg_list)})
-    params += [{'alg_label': algorithm['alg_label'],
-                               'proportion': 1.0 / len(alg_list)}]
-
-# Run algorithms here in fixed proportions
-# The number of queries sampled is the ones we specify, rather than using some
-# more complicated scheme.
-algorithm_management_settings['mode'] = 'fixed_proportions'
-algorithm_management_settings['params'] = params
-
-# Create experiment dictionary
-cap = 'cap436'
-initExp = {}
-initExp['args'] = {} # arguments to pass the algorithm
-
-# What's the probabiity of error? Similar to "similar because p < 0.05"
-initExp['args']['failure_probability'] = .05
-initExp['args']['R'] = 1.
-initExp['args']['rating_scale'] = {'labels':[{'label':'unfunny', 'reward':1},
-                                             {'label':'somewhat funny', 'reward':2},
-                                             {'label':'funny', 'reward':3}]}
-
-# one parcipant sees many algorithms? 'one_to_many' means one participant will
-# see many algorithms
-initExp['args']['participant_to_algorithm_management'] = 'one_to_many'
-initExp['args']['algorithm_management_settings'] = algorithm_management_settings
-initExp['args']['alg_list'] = alg_list
-
-initExp['args']['num_tries'] = 500 # How many tries does each user see?
-
-# Which app are we running? (examples of other algorithms are in examples/
-initExp['app_id'] = 'CardinalBanditsPureExploration'
-
-experiment = {}
-experiment['initExp'] = initExp
-
-# When presented with a query, the user will rate a text object
-experiment['primary_type'] = 'text'
-experiment['primary_target_file'] = curr_dir+"/516_captions_output.txt"
-
-# Set the context. This is the static image that the user sees. i.e., trying to
-# determine the funniest caption of a single comic, the context is the comic.
-experiment['context'] = curr_dir+"/516.jpg"
-experiment['context_type'] = 'image'
-experiment_list.append(experiment)
-
-# Launch the experiment
-try:
-    AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY = os.environ['AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY']
-    AWS_ACCESS_ID = os.environ['AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID']
-    AWS_BUCKET_NAME = os.environ['AWS_BUCKET_NAME']
-    host = os.environ['NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_HOST'] + \
-            ":" + os.environ.get('NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_PORT', '8000')
-except:
-    print 'The following environment variables must be defined:'
-
-    for key in ['AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID', 'AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY',
-                'AWS_BUCKET_NAME', 'NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_HOST']:
-        if key not in os.environ:
-            print '    ' + key
-
-    sys.exit()
-
-# Call launch_experiment module (found in NEXT/lauch_experiment.py)
-exp_uid_list = launch_experiment(host, experiment_list, AWS_ACCESS_ID,
-                                 AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY, AWS_BUCKET_NAME)
-
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_cardinal/init.yaml b/examples/cartoon_cardinal/init.yaml
index ba7c529c..e434fee9 100644
--- a/examples/cartoon_cardinal/init.yaml
+++ b/examples/cartoon_cardinal/init.yaml
@@ -19,16925 +19,3 @@ args:
     - {label: unfunny, reward: 1}
     - {label: somewhat funny, reward: 2}
     - {label: funny, reward: 3}
-  targets:
-    targetset:
-    - {alt_description: You sound like Chicken Little., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        sound like Chicken Little., primary_type: text, target_id: '1'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever have one of those days?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ever
-        have one of those days?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Wait a second, I can''t remember if we''re covered under
-        Medicare part A, GG, or D train!!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Wait
-        a second, I can''t remember if we''re covered under Medicare part A, GG, or
-        D train!!', primary_type: text, target_id: '3'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I certainly don''t know what could be worse than the construction
-        dust?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I certainly don''t know what
-        could be worse than the construction dust?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4'}
-    - {alt_description: And then it hit me..., alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        then it hit me..., primary_type: text, target_id: '5'}
-    - {alt_description: And then she told me I would die a terrible death., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And then she told me I would die a terrible death., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '6'}
-    - {alt_description: C'mon Bob! Your always off dreaming...never noticing the little
-        things... it's sad., alt_type: text, primary_description: C'mon Bob! Your
-        always off dreaming...never noticing the little things... it's sad., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '7'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't know what's come over me. I'm such a blockhead!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't know what's come over me. I'm such a blockhead!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '8'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When the boss called me into his office I thought I was getting
-        promoted, but he just wanted me to sign "the sky is falling'' waiver they''re
-        implementing soon...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'When the boss
-        called me into his office I thought I was getting promoted, but he just wanted
-        me to sign "the sky is falling'' waiver they''re implementing soon...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '9'}
-    - {alt_description: Son of a bitch!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Son
-        of a bitch!, primary_type: text, target_id: '10'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I don\u2019t care what you\u2019re trying to\
-        \ say, it\u2019s rude to talk with your mouth full.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "I\
-        \ don\u2019t care what you\u2019re trying to say, it\u2019s rude to talk with\
-        \ your mouth full.", primary_type: text, target_id: '11'}
-    - {alt_description: For some reason I just have no interest in this presidential
-        race., alt_type: text, primary_description: For some reason I just have no
-        interest in this presidential race., primary_type: text, target_id: '12'}
-    - {alt_description: I specifically requested a second lump., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        specifically requested a second lump., primary_type: text, target_id: '13'}
-    - {alt_description: Tinder is amazing...I'm meeting Cindy Block here in a few
-        seconds., alt_type: text, primary_description: Tinder is amazing...I'm meeting
-        Cindy Block here in a few seconds., primary_type: text, target_id: '14'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, I thought you meant the B train. But, we''re only off
-        by a little bit.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh, I thought you
-        meant the B train. But, we''re only off by a little bit.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '15'}
-    - {alt_description: My mental block's a killer., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        mental block's a killer., primary_type: text, target_id: '16'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't shake this sense of impending doom., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't shake this sense of impending doom., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '17'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Didn''t you tell her to use Dropbox?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Didn''t
-        you tell her to use Dropbox?', primary_type: text, target_id: '18'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Would it be so terrible if you looked at me while we are
-        having a serious conversation?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Would
-        it be so terrible if you looked at me while we are having a serious conversation?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '19'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Karma''s a what?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Karma''s
-        a what?', primary_type: text, target_id: '20'}
-    - {alt_description: It's time we talked about the anvil in the coffee shop., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's time we talked about the anvil in the coffee shop.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '21'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I forgot to mention, I sign the life insurance papers tomorrow.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I forgot to mention, I sign the life insurance
-        papers tomorrow.', primary_type: text, target_id: '22'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is that an Acme brick?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is
-        that an Acme brick?', primary_type: text, target_id: '23'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Seriously, I''m having some kind of block.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Seriously, I''m having some kind of block.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '24'}
-    - {alt_description: Please don't tell me he's standing right behind me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Please don't tell me he's standing right behind me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '25'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why am I so lousy in the market? Maybe it''ll hit me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why am I so lousy in the market? Maybe it''ll hit me.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '26'}
-    - {alt_description: Hey buddy...nevermind, alt_type: text, primary_description: Hey
-        buddy...nevermind, primary_type: text, target_id: '27'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Any final thoughts?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Any
-        final thoughts?', primary_type: text, target_id: '28'}
-    - {alt_description: My shrink suggested that I fast-track my upstairs renovation
-        and enjoy it longer., alt_type: text, primary_description: My shrink suggested
-        that I fast-track my upstairs renovation and enjoy it longer., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '29'}
-    - {alt_description: My doctor said I have six months to live., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My doctor said I have six months to live., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '30'}
-    - {alt_description: It doesn't seem like a serious threat. I'm sure it will fizzle
-        out soon., alt_type: text, primary_description: It doesn't seem like a serious
-        threat. I'm sure it will fizzle out soon., primary_type: text, target_id: '31'}
-    - {alt_description: '...interesting question... is there anything super quick
-        to do on my bucket list...', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...interesting
-        question... is there anything super quick to do on my bucket list...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '32'}
-    - {alt_description: At least now I have a reason to be late to work., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: At least now I have a reason to be late to work., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '33'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''re really eating their heart attack special?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You''re really eating their heart attack special?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '34'}
-    - {alt_description: The Cubs are going to win it all., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        Cubs are going to win it all., primary_type: text, target_id: '35'}
-    - {alt_description: Brink and mortar businesses will figh back, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Brink and mortar businesses will figh back, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '36'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If a new idea doesn''t strike me soon, this writer''s block
-        is going to kill me!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If a new idea
-        doesn''t strike me soon, this writer''s block is going to kill me!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '37'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think I should''ve ordered the healthy start?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you think I should''ve ordered the healthy start?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '38'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How does my hair look?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How
-        does my hair look?', primary_type: text, target_id: '39'}
-    - {alt_description: I've got a crushing headache., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        got a crushing headache., primary_type: text, target_id: '40'}
-    - {alt_description: I can feel my luck running out., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        can feel my luck running out., primary_type: text, target_id: '41'}
-    - {alt_description: I expect the sword of Damocles to fall at any moment., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I expect the sword of Damocles to fall at any moment.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '42'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Nah, a light bulb isn''t pragmatic. It isn''t achievable.
-        At least with a cinder block, you know what you''re getting.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Nah, a light bulb isn''t pragmatic. It isn''t achievable.
-        At least with a cinder block, you know what you''re getting.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '43'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You ever get the feeling that the whole world''s out to get
-        you?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You ever get the feeling that
-        the whole world''s out to get you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '44'}
-    - {alt_description: I could have sworn I ordered a cinder block..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I could have sworn I ordered a cinder block..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '45'}
-    - {alt_description: I just need a lucky break., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just need a lucky break., primary_type: text, target_id: '46'}
-    - {alt_description: I just need to complete their customer satisfaction survey.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just need to complete their customer
-        satisfaction survey., primary_type: text, target_id: '47'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m telling you, it hit me like a brick.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''m telling you, it hit me like a brick.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '48'}
-    - {alt_description: It just hit me - it's either her or me., alt_type: text, primary_description: It
-        just hit me - it's either her or me., primary_type: text, target_id: '49'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s more apparent? The fragment that will open you up
-        or the arbiter''s ersatz sentence?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''s
-        more apparent? The fragment that will open you up or the arbiter''s ersatz
-        sentence?', primary_type: text, target_id: '50'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yeah. When your name is Damocles, things like this just tend
-        to happen.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yeah. When your name is
-        Damocles, things like this just tend to happen.', primary_type: text, target_id: '51'}
-    - {alt_description: You know those doughnuts are gonna kill you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You know those doughnuts are gonna kill you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '52'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I just found the answer to your problems . . ., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think I just found the answer to your problems . . .,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '53'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey, guess who getting your corner office? Me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hey, guess who getting your corner office? Me.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '54'}
-    - {alt_description: If it's a sin to support Trump..., alt_type: text, primary_description: If
-        it's a sin to support Trump..., primary_type: text, target_id: '55'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Gravity? Pssh, it''s just a theory!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Gravity?
-        Pssh, it''s just a theory!', primary_type: text, target_id: '56'}
-    - {alt_description: I keep a lid on my coffee so it won't get spilled., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I keep a lid on my coffee so it won't get spilled., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '57'}
-    - {alt_description: 'With my bad luck, they''ll have forgotten the cream.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'With my bad luck, they''ll have forgotten the cream.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '58'}
-    - {alt_description: I told you we should wait until the glue dries., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I told you we should wait until the glue dries., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '59'}
-    - {alt_description: There's something missing from my boiler-maker., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There's something missing from my boiler-maker., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '60'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t worry so much, Sid; it''ll never happen.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Don''t worry so much, Sid; it''ll never happen.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '61'}
-    - {alt_description: If I only could block out those feelings., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: If I only could block out those feelings., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '62'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm lucky. I never get headaches., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        lucky. I never get headaches., primary_type: text, target_id: '63'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm told this place is an acquired taste., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm told this place is an acquired taste., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '64'}
-    - {alt_description: My doctor recommends I cut back on the gluten., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My doctor recommends I cut back on the gluten., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '65'}
-    - {alt_description: That's going to leave a mark, alt_type: text, primary_description: That's
-        going to leave a mark, primary_type: text, target_id: '66'}
-    - {alt_description: This seemed like a much better idea when we were drinking.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: This seemed like a much better idea when
-        we were drinking., primary_type: text, target_id: '67'}
-    - {alt_description: I think we should have lunch together more often!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think we should have lunch together more often!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '68'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Finally, I feel like nothing is just hanging over me anymore.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Finally, I feel like nothing is just hanging
-        over me anymore.', primary_type: text, target_id: '69'}
-    - {alt_description: This one's on you!!, alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        one's on you!!, primary_type: text, target_id: '70'}
-    - {alt_description: Mind your own business., alt_type: text, primary_description: Mind
-        your own business., primary_type: text, target_id: '71'}
-    - {alt_description: I always take one lump with my coffee., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        always take one lump with my coffee., primary_type: text, target_id: '72'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I asked myself, what could be worse?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So I asked myself, what could be worse?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '73'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Hah! My horoscope says \u201CAvoid coffee today.\u201D",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Hah! My horoscope says \u201C\
-        Avoid coffee today.\u201D", primary_type: text, target_id: '74'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Matt, I''ve always loved you.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Matt,
-        I''ve always loved you.', primary_type: text, target_id: '75'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm the luckiest man in the world..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        the luckiest man in the world..., primary_type: text, target_id: '76'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Bob, do you believe in predestination?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Bob, do you believe in predestination?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '77'}
-    - {alt_description: 'George? God, you always tune out during the heavy stuff.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'George? God, you always tune out during
-        the heavy stuff.', primary_type: text, target_id: '78'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel good. Like there is nothing hanging over my head anymore.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I feel good. Like there is nothing hanging
-        over my head anymore., primary_type: text, target_id: '79'}
-    - {alt_description: That coffee will knock you out!, alt_type: text, primary_description: That
-        coffee will knock you out!, primary_type: text, target_id: '80'}
-    - {alt_description: Oops! I am afraid you could be right about your suspicion
-        on your wife reading your e-mails, alt_type: text, primary_description: Oops!
-        I am afraid you could be right about your suspicion on your wife reading your
-        e-mails, primary_type: text, target_id: '81'}
-    - {alt_description: You can get "smashed" drinking this coffee!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You can get "smashed" drinking this coffee!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '82'}
-    - {alt_description: '''I don''t think you appreciate the gravity of this situation.''',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '''I don''t think you appreciate the gravity
-        of this situation.''', primary_type: text, target_id: '83'}
-    - {alt_description: My password is..., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        password is..., primary_type: text, target_id: '84'}
-    - {alt_description: I think the management welcomed my criticism of the macchiato.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I think the management welcomed my criticism
-        of the macchiato., primary_type: text, target_id: '85'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll get the check!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll
-        get the check!, primary_type: text, target_id: '86'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can you give me a concrete example?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Can
-        you give me a concrete example?', primary_type: text, target_id: '87'}
-    - {alt_description: I am going to go to my grave with the recipe for grandma's
-        secret sauce., alt_type: text, primary_description: I am going to go to my
-        grave with the recipe for grandma's secret sauce., primary_type: text, target_id: '88'}
-    - {alt_description: 'O.K., confession time.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'O.K.,
-        confession time.', primary_type: text, target_id: '89'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't tip, alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't
-        tip, primary_type: text, target_id: '90'}
-    - {alt_description: It's true when your numbers up it's up!!!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's true when your numbers up it's up!!!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '91'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Then, out of thin air, she drops the ''D'' word on me!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Then, out of thin air, she drops the ''D''
-        word on me!', primary_type: text, target_id: '92'}
-    - {alt_description: Nice!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Nice!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '93'}
-    - {alt_description: One more wouldn't hurt, alt_type: text, primary_description: One
-        more wouldn't hurt, primary_type: text, target_id: '94'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Could you be a little more descriptive other than "The sky
-        is falling" ?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Could you be a little
-        more descriptive other than "The sky is falling" ?', primary_type: text, target_id: '95'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey! Look here. The climate''ll be just fine, and so will
-        I.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hey! Look here. The climate''ll
-        be just fine, and so will I.', primary_type: text, target_id: '96'}
-    - {alt_description: hello, alt_type: text, primary_description: hello, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '97'}
-    - {alt_description: Things are looking up. I can feel it., alt_type: text, primary_description: Things
-        are looking up. I can feel it., primary_type: text, target_id: '98'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you see her face when I asked for a fifth cup of coffee?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did you see her face when I asked for
-        a fifth cup of coffee?', primary_type: text, target_id: '99'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No more drinks for me, I feel a headache coming on.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No more drinks for me, I feel a headache coming on.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '100'}
-    - {alt_description: 'After admitting the shortcuts we took building this place,
-        I feel like a great weight has been taken off my shoulders.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'After admitting the shortcuts we took building this place,
-        I feel like a great weight has been taken off my shoulders.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '101'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Fred''s realization hit him like a, well...you know....',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Fred''s realization hit him like a, well...you
-        know....', primary_type: text, target_id: '102'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My wife says I''ve become a doom and gloom Republican. What
-        the hell does she know?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My wife says
-        I''ve become a doom and gloom Republican. What the hell does she know?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '103'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll pass on lunch. I think I'm coming down with something.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll pass on lunch. I think I'm coming
-        down with something., primary_type: text, target_id: '104'}
-    - {alt_description: Eight years since the crash and I finally feel like my luck
-        is changing., alt_type: text, primary_description: Eight years since the crash
-        and I finally feel like my luck is changing., primary_type: text, target_id: '105'}
-    - {alt_description: I need a concrete idea., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        need a concrete idea., primary_type: text, target_id: '106'}
-    - {alt_description: So I tell them to calm down; The sky is not falling., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So I tell them to calm down; The sky is not falling., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '107'}
-    - {alt_description: Now would be a good time to pay the check!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Now would be a good time to pay the check!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '108'}
-    - {alt_description: My therapist says I keep putting women on a pedestal and then
-        the world comes crashing down on me., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        therapist says I keep putting women on a pedestal and then the world comes
-        crashing down on me., primary_type: text, target_id: '109'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Remember when you said it would rain cinder blocks before
-        Trump became the nominee?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Remember
-        when you said it would rain cinder blocks before Trump became the nominee?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '110'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't believe how lucky I am to have pulled off this deal.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I can't believe how lucky I am to have
-        pulled off this deal., primary_type: text, target_id: '111'}
-    - {alt_description: It's time to go!, alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        time to go!, primary_type: text, target_id: '112'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you ask for one lump or two?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you ask for one lump or two?', primary_type: text, target_id: '113'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel a headache coming on!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel a headache coming on!, primary_type: text, target_id: '114'}
-    - {alt_description: Please hold that thought., alt_type: text, primary_description: Please
-        hold that thought., primary_type: text, target_id: '115'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you ever get that feeling, like finally, your ship has
-        come in?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did you ever get that feeling,
-        like finally, your ship has come in?', primary_type: text, target_id: '116'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Brady''s better than Manning? What are you, a block head?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Brady''s better than Manning? What are
-        you, a block head?', primary_type: text, target_id: '117'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I can''t put my finger on it, but I just have this sense
-        of impending doom.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I can''t put my
-        finger on it, but I just have this sense of impending doom.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '118'}
-    - {alt_description: You should keep the cover on so you don't spill it, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You should keep the cover on so you don't spill it, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '119'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What makes you think our luck will turn?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What makes you think our luck will turn?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '120'}
-    - {alt_description: My philosophy has always been to expect the unexpected, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My philosophy has always been to expect the unexpected,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '121'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess He heard me., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        guess He heard me., primary_type: text, target_id: '122'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't get "interesting" surprises., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't get "interesting" surprises., primary_type: text, target_id: '123'}
-    - {alt_description: It's rude to talk with your mouth full., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        rude to talk with your mouth full., primary_type: text, target_id: '124'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Trump, why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Trump,
-        why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '125'}
-    - {alt_description: Just once I'd like to receive a "heads up" about something
-        ahead of time., alt_type: text, primary_description: Just once I'd like to
-        receive a "heads up" about something ahead of time., primary_type: text, target_id: '126'}
-    - {alt_description: Speaking of last minute things., alt_type: text, primary_description: Speaking
-        of last minute things., primary_type: text, target_id: '127'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yep, I never seen it coming.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yep,
-        I never seen it coming.', primary_type: text, target_id: '128'}
-    - {alt_description: I signed up on this new reminder app., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        signed up on this new reminder app., primary_type: text, target_id: '129'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes Dan, it''s some heavy stuff...and I''m pretty sure it''s
-        headed your way, so ready for it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes
-        Dan, it''s some heavy stuff...and I''m pretty sure it''s headed your way,
-        so ready for it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '130'}
-    - {alt_description: Got one of those standing desks. Gonna add years to my life.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Got one of those standing desks. Gonna
-        add years to my life., primary_type: text, target_id: '131'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why the look, you know I like my coffee with just one lump.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why the look, you know I like my coffee
-        with just one lump.', primary_type: text, target_id: '132'}
-    - {alt_description: It's true; I always have to have the last word., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's true; I always have to have the last word., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '133'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So you really didn''t mind my getting the promotion?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So you really didn''t mind my getting the promotion?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '134'}
-    - {alt_description: 'God help me, I neglected to stir my coffee.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'God help me, I neglected to stir my coffee.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '135'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Herdy!! What? Eh, nevermind.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Herdy!!
-        What? Eh, nevermind.', primary_type: text, target_id: '136'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I quit drinking, and I haven''t had a headache in weeks.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I quit drinking, and I haven''t had a
-        headache in weeks.', primary_type: text, target_id: '137'}
-    - {alt_description: My horoscope said I was lucky today., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        horoscope said I was lucky today., primary_type: text, target_id: '138'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And today, I pick up my big fat Lotto check.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'And today, I pick up my big fat Lotto check.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '139'}
-    - {alt_description: 'A half-million term. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'A
-        half-million term. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '140'}
-    - {alt_description: We need a more concrete plan., alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        need a more concrete plan., primary_type: text, target_id: '141'}
-    - {alt_description: So I made an anti-cementic remark. Big deal., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So I made an anti-cementic remark. Big deal., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '142'}
-    - {alt_description: The coffee here is to die for., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        coffee here is to die for., primary_type: text, target_id: '143'}
-    - {alt_description: I think things are finally falling into place., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think things are finally falling into place., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '144'}
-    - {alt_description: I think God's telling me to vote for Trump., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think God's telling me to vote for Trump., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '145'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Falling cinder blocks I can tolerate, but the severed finger
-        pointing at my coffee is really creeping me out.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Falling
-        cinder blocks I can tolerate, but the severed finger pointing at my coffee
-        is really creeping me out.', primary_type: text, target_id: '146'}
-    - {alt_description: You might want to change your position, alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        might want to change your position, primary_type: text, target_id: '147'}
-    - {alt_description: Speaking of "building blocks"......, alt_type: text, primary_description: Speaking
-        of "building blocks"......, primary_type: text, target_id: '148'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll let you know when I have some concrete information for
-        you., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll let you know when I have some
-        concrete information for you., primary_type: text, target_id: '149'}
-    - {alt_description: My palm reader said I should have my head examined., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My palm reader said I should have my head examined., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '150'}
-    - {alt_description: My early retirement plan has severe penalties, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My early retirement plan has severe penalties, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '151'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I''m lying, I''m dying!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If
-        I''m lying, I''m dying!', primary_type: text, target_id: '152'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I had an important point to make, but I didn''t actually
-        mean to hit you over the head with it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        had an important point to make, but I didn''t actually mean to hit you over
-        the head with it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '153'}
-    - {alt_description: What you don't know won't hurt you as much., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: What you don't know won't hurt you as much., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '154'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I was waiting for a shoe .. , but ... .', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I was waiting for a shoe .. , but ... .', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '155'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll be brief., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll
-        be brief., primary_type: text, target_id: '156'}
-    - {alt_description: What's cheaper whole life or term., alt_type: text, primary_description: What's
-        cheaper whole life or term., primary_type: text, target_id: '157'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s wrong? You look like you just saw a falling block
-        of concrete.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''s wrong? You look
-        like you just saw a falling block of concrete.', primary_type: text, target_id: '158'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Actuarially speaking, I''ve got another good 40 years ahead
-        of me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Actuarially speaking, I''ve
-        got another good 40 years ahead of me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '159'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s the house decaf, but the first sip still gives you
-        that big caffeine hit.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s the house
-        decaf, but the first sip still gives you that big caffeine hit.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '160'}
-    - {alt_description: You'll never believe where I hid all that cash..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You'll never believe where I hid all that cash..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '161'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Apparently,... things are looking up.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Apparently,...
-        things are looking up.', primary_type: text, target_id: '162'}
-    - {alt_description: Can't remember. Mental block., alt_type: text, primary_description: Can't
-        remember. Mental block., primary_type: text, target_id: '163'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Now, according to Newton, feathers and bricks fall at the
-        same rate. But if one were to hit you . . .', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Now,
-        according to Newton, feathers and bricks fall at the same rate. But if one
-        were to hit you . . .', primary_type: text, target_id: '164'}
-    - {alt_description: I fired the contractor., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        fired the contractor., primary_type: text, target_id: '165'}
-    - {alt_description: So lately I've been having this sense of doom., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So lately I've been having this sense of doom., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '166'}
-    - {alt_description: Then it just hit me from out of the blue., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Then it just hit me from out of the blue., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '167'}
-    - {alt_description: S&P Futures are plummeting. I predict a catastrophic day ahead.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: S&P Futures are plummeting. I predict a
-        catastrophic day ahead., primary_type: text, target_id: '168'}
-    - {alt_description: I've requested drone delivery for all materials., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've requested drone delivery for all materials., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '169'}
-    - {alt_description: My doctor says caffeine will kill me. I think he's wrong.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: My doctor says caffeine will kill me. I
-        think he's wrong., primary_type: text, target_id: '170'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I think inevitability is a very hazy concept., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Sometimes I think inevitability is a very hazy concept.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '171'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m telling you, bricks and mortar commerce will disappear
-        in our lifetime.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m telling you,
-        bricks and mortar commerce will disappear in our lifetime.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '172'}
-    - {alt_description: At least I still have my health., alt_type: text, primary_description: At
-        least I still have my health., primary_type: text, target_id: '173'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Listen, I need that fifty dollars you owe me. Quickly.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Listen, I need that fifty dollars you
-        owe me. Quickly.', primary_type: text, target_id: '174'}
-    - {alt_description: My treat., alt_type: text, primary_description: My treat.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '175'}
-    - {alt_description: remember how you said work gave you a headache, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: remember how you said work gave you a headache, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '176'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m a cartoonist. What do you do?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m
-        a cartoonist. What do you do?', primary_type: text, target_id: '177'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm predicting a major crash., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        predicting a major crash., primary_type: text, target_id: '178'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ll be honest, I have my reservations about today''s reservation.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ll be honest, I have my reservations
-        about today''s reservation.', primary_type: text, target_id: '179'}
-    - {alt_description: I know I can't wait for something to just drop on my head.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I know I can't wait for something to just
-        drop on my head., primary_type: text, target_id: '180'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Son, if you work hard, you get rewarded. Luck has nothing
-        to do with it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Son, if you work hard,
-        you get rewarded. Luck has nothing to do with it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '181'}
-    - {alt_description: It's just a matter of time before Jones is out and one of
-        us takes his place., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's just a matter
-        of time before Jones is out and one of us takes his place., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '182'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hmm, If I pretend to sneeze maybe they will comp the bill.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hmm, If I pretend to sneeze maybe they
-        will comp the bill.', primary_type: text, target_id: '183'}
-    - {alt_description: '.....and the gold is in the....', alt_type: text, primary_description: '.....and
-        the gold is in the....', primary_type: text, target_id: '184'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know the guy has a murderous attitude, but he did say he
-        would drop in.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I know the guy has
-        a murderous attitude, but he did say he would drop in.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '185'}
-    - {alt_description: 'For once, I''d like to get a concrete answer.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'For once, I''d like to get a concrete answer.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '186'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you trying to scare me ?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        you trying to scare me ?', primary_type: text, target_id: '187'}
-    - {alt_description: Yes I did say the food here is to die for., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Yes I did say the food here is to die for., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '188'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My insurance company? It used to be New England Life. Why?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My insurance company? It used to be New
-        England Life. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '189'}
-    - {alt_description: You can die if you keep eating that stuff!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You can die if you keep eating that stuff!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '190'}
-    - {alt_description: I just didn't see it coming . . ., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just didn't see it coming . . ., primary_type: text, target_id: '191'}
-    - {alt_description: Tell me it doesn't say "writer's" on it., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Tell me it doesn't say "writer's" on it., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '192'}
-    - {alt_description: I predicted the last financial crash. I will pull out of the
-        markets sooner rather than later., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        predicted the last financial crash. I will pull out of the markets sooner
-        rather than later., primary_type: text, target_id: '193'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Thankfully, it''s only a metaphor.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Thankfully,
-        it''s only a metaphor.', primary_type: text, target_id: '194'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I haven''t really ever thought about the fleeting nature
-        of our existence. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, I haven''t
-        really ever thought about the fleeting nature of our existence. Why?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '195'}
-    - {alt_description: 'His wife is quite a babe, no kids ...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'His
-        wife is quite a babe, no kids ...', primary_type: text, target_id: '196'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Timing is everything ??', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Timing
-        is everything ??', primary_type: text, target_id: '197'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can''t wait to get the lid of this new Iron Brew drink Bill,
-        they says it''s made with girders!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Can''t
-        wait to get the lid of this new Iron Brew drink Bill, they says it''s made
-        with girders!', primary_type: text, target_id: '198'}
-    - {alt_description: Last night I had chicken under a brick and...., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Last night I had chicken under a brick and...., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '199'}
-    - {alt_description: That sandwich is going to hit you like a falling cinderblock.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: That sandwich is going to hit you like
-        a falling cinderblock., primary_type: text, target_id: '200'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can I borrow 20 bucks?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Can
-        I borrow 20 bucks?', primary_type: text, target_id: '201'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Should I be concerned about my future at the firm?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Should I be concerned about my future at the firm?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '202'}
-    - {alt_description: My horoscope says I'll get word from higher-ups today., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My horoscope says I'll get word from higher-ups today.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '203'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, the cure for cancer is ...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So,
-        the cure for cancer is ...', primary_type: text, target_id: '204'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Also, I''m worried all this coffee will kill me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Also, I''m worried all this coffee will kill me.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '205'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So...what''s up?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So...what''s
-        up?', primary_type: text, target_id: '206'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I was just fired , now what?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        was just fired , now what?', primary_type: text, target_id: '207'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't look up., alt_type: text, primary_description: Don't
-        look up., primary_type: text, target_id: '208'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, Jesus was a carpenter, so maybe there''s something
-        to Trump being in construction.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        Jesus was a carpenter, so maybe there''s something to Trump being in construction.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '209'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Thanks for the pep talk, Sam. Nothing''s going to stop me
-        now.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Thanks for the pep talk, Sam.
-        Nothing''s going to stop me now.', primary_type: text, target_id: '210'}
-    - {alt_description: I called him a blockhead..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        called him a blockhead..., primary_type: text, target_id: '211'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think I''m too pessimistic?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you think I''m too pessimistic?', primary_type: text, target_id: '212'}
-    - {alt_description: Herb is such a blockhead., alt_type: text, primary_description: Herb
-        is such a blockhead., primary_type: text, target_id: '213'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm probably going to get fired. Just kill me now., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm probably going to get fired. Just kill me now., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '214'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm dead certain., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        dead certain., primary_type: text, target_id: '215'}
-    - {alt_description: I woke up feeling unlucky this morning - I wonder why., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I woke up feeling unlucky this morning - I wonder why.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '216'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t care what my wife says, spending our life savings
-        on those hair plugs has really paid off.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        don''t care what my wife says, spending our life savings on those hair plugs
-        has really paid off.', primary_type: text, target_id: '217'}
-    - {alt_description: One lump or two..., alt_type: text, primary_description: One
-        lump or two..., primary_type: text, target_id: '218'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then it hits me, figuratively, like a ton of bricks.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And then it hits me, figuratively, like
-        a ton of bricks.', primary_type: text, target_id: '219'}
-    - {alt_description: Keep you lid on., alt_type: text, primary_description: Keep
-        you lid on., primary_type: text, target_id: '220'}
-    - {alt_description: Blockhead., alt_type: text, primary_description: Blockhead.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '221'}
-    - {alt_description: Oh well I guess there';s worse things then being laid off,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Oh well I guess there';s worse things then
-        being laid off, primary_type: text, target_id: '222'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel more validated now that my wife increased my life insurance.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I feel more validated now that my wife
-        increased my life insurance., primary_type: text, target_id: '223'}
-    - {alt_description: It's not like the literal sky is falling., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's not like the literal sky is falling., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '224'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t know, I just seem to have this weight on my shoulders.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I don''t know, I just seem to have this
-        weight on my shoulders.', primary_type: text, target_id: '225'}
-    - {alt_description: '...So after two disastrous marriages, my job being terminated
-        and the BMW being totaled, I think I''m finally out of the woods...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...So after two disastrous marriages, my job being terminated
-        and the BMW being totaled, I think I''m finally out of the woods...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '226'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Been selling life insurance for 20 years now. I tell them,
-        "you never know when something might just fall out of the sky on you." Like
-        that ever happens.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Been selling life
-        insurance for 20 years now. I tell them, "you never know when something might
-        just fall out of the sky on you." Like that ever happens.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '227'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Materials to build a wall of that size don''t just fall out
-        of the sky, ya know?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Materials to
-        build a wall of that size don''t just fall out of the sky, ya know?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '228'}
-    - {alt_description: You wouldn't believe what my horoscope said today., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You wouldn't believe what my horoscope said today., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '229'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I can feel it coming, Eddie. I''m a great songwriter and
-        I know I''m lined up for a really big hit.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        can feel it coming, Eddie. I''m a great songwriter and I know I''m lined up
-        for a really big hit.', primary_type: text, target_id: '230'}
-    - {alt_description: 'look seriously, I don''t think you have to worry about that
-        possibility, no one builds floor plates with...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'look
-        seriously, I don''t think you have to worry about that possibility, no one
-        builds floor plates with...', primary_type: text, target_id: '231'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Look \u2026 I understood all the dynamics of\
-        \ the problem from the very beginning.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Look\
-        \ \u2026 I understood all the dynamics of the problem from the very beginning.",
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '232'}
-    - {alt_description: We just need something more concrete to go on..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: We just need something more concrete to go on..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '233'}
-    - {alt_description: The latte here is to die for., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        latte here is to die for., primary_type: text, target_id: '234'}
-    - {alt_description: My only complaint with this restaurant is that sometimes the
-        food is a little heavy., alt_type: text, primary_description: My only complaint
-        with this restaurant is that sometimes the food is a little heavy., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '235'}
-    - {alt_description: No problem - the tab's on me., alt_type: text, primary_description: No
-        problem - the tab's on me., primary_type: text, target_id: '236'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess I'm not having a bad day after all., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I guess I'm not having a bad day after all., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '237'}
-    - {alt_description: I really liked the last episode of 'The Sopranos'., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I really liked the last episode of 'The Sopranos'., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '238'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Who you callin'' a blockhead?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Who
-        you callin'' a blockhead?', primary_type: text, target_id: '239'}
-    - {alt_description: There was something in today's horoscope that I definitely
-        don't understand., alt_type: text, primary_description: There was something
-        in today's horoscope that I definitely don't understand., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '240'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I said to my wife, sometimes things get worse before they
-        get better.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I said to my wife,
-        sometimes things get worse before they get better.', primary_type: text, target_id: '241'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t you know that stuff will kill you?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Don''t you know that stuff will kill you?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '242'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I feel as though the cinder block of Damocles hangs
-        overhead., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes I feel as though
-        the cinder block of Damocles hangs overhead., primary_type: text, target_id: '243'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Any final thoughts on the matter?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Any
-        final thoughts on the matter?', primary_type: text, target_id: '244'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you mean things can always be worse?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What do you mean things can always be worse?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '245'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My Accidental Death and Disability insurance just lapsed.
-        Do you know a good agent?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My Accidental
-        Death and Disability insurance just lapsed. Do you know a good agent?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '246'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing could make this day worse for me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Nothing could make this day worse for me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '247'}
-    - {alt_description: I couldn't afford the sword., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        couldn't afford the sword., primary_type: text, target_id: '248'}
-    - {alt_description: I think there's something wrong with your Fitbit..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think there's something wrong with your Fitbit..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '249'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't believe this. I asked for two lumps with my coffee.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I can't believe this. I asked for two lumps
-        with my coffee., primary_type: text, target_id: '250'}
-    - {alt_description: Monday mornings are so boring., alt_type: text, primary_description: Monday
-        mornings are so boring., primary_type: text, target_id: '251'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Last confession? Well, certainly before Candy.s Escorts!
-        Why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Last confession? Well,
-        certainly before Candy.s Escorts! Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '252'}
-    - {alt_description: I just can't shake this feeling of impending doom., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just can't shake this feeling of impending doom., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '253'}
-    - {alt_description: 'We''ve all had a stale bagel, but this is ridiculous.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'We''ve all had a stale bagel, but this is ridiculous.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '254'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Who needs a coffee lid?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Who
-        needs a coffee lid?', primary_type: text, target_id: '255'}
-    - {alt_description: '5, 4, 3, 2 ...', alt_type: text, primary_description: '5,
-        4, 3, 2 ...', primary_type: text, target_id: '256'}
-    - {alt_description: I find comfort in this rut, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        find comfort in this rut, primary_type: text, target_id: '257'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If God doesn''t want me to do it, then let Him stop me.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If God doesn''t want me to do it, then
-        let Him stop me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '258'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you believe in Karma?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you believe in Karma?', primary_type: text, target_id: '259'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Got any concrete ideas?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Got
-        any concrete ideas?', primary_type: text, target_id: '260'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I want my epitaph to read: ''He passed tort reform.''', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I want my epitaph to read: ''He passed tort reform.''',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '261'}
-    - {alt_description: This very well could be the Cubs' year., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        very well could be the Cubs' year., primary_type: text, target_id: '262'}
-    - {alt_description: My boss is a real blockhead, alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        boss is a real blockhead, primary_type: text, target_id: '263'}
-    - {alt_description: I heard this place is known for its flat white., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I heard this place is known for its flat white., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '264'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like things are finally looking up., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel like things are finally looking up., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '265'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Does Obamacare cover catastrophic injury?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Does Obamacare cover catastrophic injury?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '266'}
-    - {alt_description: There's only one thing my insurance doesn't cover., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There's only one thing my insurance doesn't cover., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '267'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Who calls someone "blockhead" these days?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Who calls someone "blockhead" these days?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '268'}
-    - {alt_description: I need concrete evidence that she's cheating on me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I need concrete evidence that she's cheating on me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '269'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can you explain quickly why you''re rescinding your life
-        insurance offer?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Can you explain quickly
-        why you''re rescinding your life insurance offer?', primary_type: text, target_id: '270'}
-    - {alt_description: Then it hit me like a cement block..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Then
-        it hit me like a cement block..., primary_type: text, target_id: '271'}
-    - {alt_description: Things are finally looking up for me., alt_type: text, primary_description: Things
-        are finally looking up for me., primary_type: text, target_id: '272'}
-    - {alt_description: You might want to move your cell phone., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        might want to move your cell phone., primary_type: text, target_id: '273'}
-    - {alt_description: My ability to accept the absurd has just recently came into
-        conflict with the fact that my personal prayers are seemingly being answered,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: My ability to accept the absurd has just
-        recently came into conflict with the fact that my personal prayers are seemingly
-        being answered, primary_type: text, target_id: '274'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Seriously? Alan Dershowitz drinks here all the time?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Seriously? Alan Dershowitz drinks here all the time?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '275'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm looking forward to an early retirement., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm looking forward to an early retirement., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '276'}
-    - {alt_description: And my decision is set in concrete., alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        my decision is set in concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '277'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Miss, fresh coffee please!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Miss,
-        fresh coffee please!', primary_type: text, target_id: '278'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I just need a wake-up call., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes
-        I just need a wake-up call., primary_type: text, target_id: '279'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Who''s the Chicken Little now?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Who''s
-        the Chicken Little now?', primary_type: text, target_id: '280'}
-    - {alt_description: Im sorry our cutbacks at OSHA affected you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Im sorry our cutbacks at OSHA affected you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '281'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So where are we at in our lawsuit against Looney Tunes?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So where are we at in our lawsuit against
-        Looney Tunes?', primary_type: text, target_id: '282'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Will? Why would I need a will?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Will?
-        Why would I need a will?', primary_type: text, target_id: '283'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I guess I should have been nicer to that server, but at least
-        she gave me a good seat,', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I guess I
-        should have been nicer to that server, but at least she gave me a good seat,',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '284'}
-    - {alt_description: I thought a ton would look a lot bigger., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I thought a ton would look a lot bigger., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '285'}
-    - {alt_description: Meep Meep......"How many times do I have to tell him my name
-        is Willy Coyote!", alt_type: text, primary_description: Meep Meep......"How
-        many times do I have to tell him my name is Willy Coyote!", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '286'}
-    - {alt_description: I just finally feel like things are becoming more concrete.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just finally feel like things are becoming
-        more concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '287'}
-    - {alt_description: Heads Up, alt_type: text, primary_description: Heads Up, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '288'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well if you think I''m just gonna sit here and let the world
-        go by, you''ve got another thing comin'' !', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well
-        if you think I''m just gonna sit here and let the world go by, you''ve got
-        another thing comin'' !', primary_type: text, target_id: '289'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Remember the old expression that "the sky is falling! The
-        sky is falling" Well, its true! Duck', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Remember
-        the old expression that "the sky is falling! The sky is falling" Well, its
-        true! Duck', primary_type: text, target_id: '290'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you believe in luck?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you believe in luck?', primary_type: text, target_id: '291'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How many lumps did you say you wanted again?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'How many lumps did you say you wanted again?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '292'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll get the next one., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll
-        get the next one., primary_type: text, target_id: '293'}
-    - {alt_description: I've finally made my peace with the man upstairs., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've finally made my peace with the man upstairs., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '294'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And yes, this business plan is absolutely concrete.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'And yes, this business plan is absolutely concrete.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '295'}
-    - {alt_description: Thanks for blocking some time out with me today., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Thanks for blocking some time out with me today., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '296'}
-    - {alt_description: '"What I''m about to tell you may save your life."$', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"What I''m about to tell you may save your life."$', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '297'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can you keep a secret?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Can
-        you keep a secret?', primary_type: text, target_id: '298'}
-    - {alt_description: This headache can't get any worse., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        headache can't get any worse., primary_type: text, target_id: '299'}
-    - {alt_description: There is simply no way to convince me that our job description
-        should require a hardhat., alt_type: text, primary_description: There is simply
-        no way to convince me that our job description should require a hardhat.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '300'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Finally, everything is looking up for me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Finally, everything is looking up for me.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '301'}
-    - {alt_description: I really like the ambiance here., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        really like the ambiance here., primary_type: text, target_id: '302'}
-    - {alt_description: Why are you surprised I fired that coyote from the ACME group.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Why are you surprised I fired that coyote
-        from the ACME group., primary_type: text, target_id: '303'}
-    - {alt_description: I see buying this shop as a key building block in a financially
-        secure retirement., alt_type: text, primary_description: I see buying this
-        shop as a key building block in a financially secure retirement., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '304'}
-    - {alt_description: Quit ignoring me like I'm some sort of block head., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Quit ignoring me like I'm some sort of block head., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '305'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s like the sword of Damoclese, only more concrete', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'It''s like the sword of Damoclese, only more concrete',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '306'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Well, that''s a load off my chest. Next?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"Well, that''s a load off my chest. Next?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '307'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This may not be the time, but have you ever been hit by a
-        ton of bricks?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This may not be the
-        time, but have you ever been hit by a ton of bricks?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '308'}
-    - {alt_description: I just won the lottery., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just won the lottery., primary_type: text, target_id: '309'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Something, anything, to break the routine.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Something, anything, to break the routine.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '310'}
-    - {alt_description: I just can't seem to cement this in my head, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just can't seem to cement this in my head, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '311'}
-    - {alt_description: She keeps on about the life insurance..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: She keeps on about the life insurance..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '312'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No really, I have the worst luck.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No
-        really, I have the worst luck.', primary_type: text, target_id: '313'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think this day can get any worse., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't think this day can get any worse., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '314'}
-    - {alt_description: I need this new job like a need a hole in my head., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I need this new job like a need a hole in my head., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '315'}
-    - {alt_description: So! you think things are suddenly looking up., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So! you think things are suddenly looking up., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '316'}
-    - {alt_description: The weight of my job is bearing down on me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The weight of my job is bearing down on me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '317'}
-    - {alt_description: I never catch a break, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        never catch a break, primary_type: text, target_id: '318'}
-    - {alt_description: I hear too much caffeine can kill you., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        hear too much caffeine can kill you., primary_type: text, target_id: '319'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever had the feeling the sky is falling?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Ever had the feeling the sky is falling?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '320'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s the best thing for a headache?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What''s the best thing for a headache?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '321'}
-    - {alt_description: This is better. We can finally relax and enjoy a quiet cup
-        of coffee., alt_type: text, primary_description: This is better. We can finally
-        relax and enjoy a quiet cup of coffee., primary_type: text, target_id: '322'}
-    - {alt_description: Yeah I get it. It's not like you've got to hit me with a brick!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Yeah I get it. It's not like you've got
-        to hit me with a brick!, primary_type: text, target_id: '323'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I''m lying, may the Lord strike me down right now.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If I''m lying, may the Lord strike me down right now.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '324'}
-    - {alt_description: Why Newton's descendant couldn't improve on his theory., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Why Newton's descendant couldn't improve on his theory.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '325'}
-    - {alt_description: It was supposed to remind me of our meeting., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It was supposed to remind me of our meeting., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '326'}
-    - {alt_description: 'say, can you spot me a twenty?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'say,
-        can you spot me a twenty?', primary_type: text, target_id: '327'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm having the best day! I got a pay raise & my wife told
-        me we're expecting. I should go buy a lottery ticket., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        having the best day! I got a pay raise & my wife told me we're expecting.
-        I should go buy a lottery ticket., primary_type: text, target_id: '328'}
-    - {alt_description: 'WHAT ? NEVER MIND ?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'WHAT
-        ? NEVER MIND ?', primary_type: text, target_id: '329'}
-    - {alt_description: Hey! They finally got my order right!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Hey!
-        They finally got my order right!, primary_type: text, target_id: '330'}
-    - {alt_description: Being agnostic just means that I don't worry so much anymore.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Being agnostic just means that I don't
-        worry so much anymore., primary_type: text, target_id: '331'}
-    - {alt_description: All I asked was if they liked 'Kinky Boots'., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: All I asked was if they liked 'Kinky Boots'., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '332'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't get irony. It's gotta just hit me over the head.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't get irony. It's gotta just hit
-        me over the head., primary_type: text, target_id: '333'}
-    - {alt_description: Life's so monotonous. I wish something interesting would happen.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Life's so monotonous. I wish something
-        interesting would happen., primary_type: text, target_id: '334'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, that''s another way to discourage sugary drink consumption.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well, that''s another way to discourage
-        sugary drink consumption.', primary_type: text, target_id: '335'}
-    - {alt_description: '...there''s one right above me isn''t there?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...there''s one right above me isn''t there?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '336'}
-    - {alt_description: I really told them off when I resigned from Acme this morning!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I really told them off when I resigned
-        from Acme this morning!, primary_type: text, target_id: '337'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe I shouldn't of yelled at those workers to be quiet.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Maybe I shouldn't of yelled at those workers
-        to be quiet., primary_type: text, target_id: '338'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I may be wrong, but I think this is my lucky day.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I may be wrong, but I think this is my lucky day.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '339'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My wife thought I needed more life insurance. She''s got
-        a good construction job, so I''m not sure why she was so insistent.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'My wife thought I needed more life insurance. She''s got
-        a good construction job, so I''m not sure why she was so insistent.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '340'}
-    - {alt_description: Brick and mortar stores are a thing of the past., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Brick and mortar stores are a thing of the past., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '341'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why did the barrista write, "man about to wear concrete block"
-        on mine?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why did the barrista write,
-        "man about to wear concrete block" on mine?', primary_type: text, target_id: '342'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Okay, I will purchase life insurance. Just please stop with
-        the suggestive morbid stories.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Okay,
-        I will purchase life insurance. Just please stop with the suggestive morbid
-        stories.', primary_type: text, target_id: '343'}
-    - {alt_description: That new guy in finance is a boring blockhead., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: That new guy in finance is a boring blockhead., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '344'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Last week hit me like a ton of bricks, but I felt like something
-        was missing.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Last week hit me like
-        a ton of bricks, but I felt like something was missing.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '345'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Uh oh, what fresh hell is this?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Uh
-        oh, what fresh hell is this?', primary_type: text, target_id: '346'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What she said was scary, but then it was my first experience
-        with a fortune teller.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What she said
-        was scary, but then it was my first experience with a fortune teller.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '347'}
-    - {alt_description: My problem has always been I'm too theoretical. I just have
-        no talent for concrete thinking!, alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        problem has always been I'm too theoretical. I just have no talent for concrete
-        thinking!, primary_type: text, target_id: '348'}
-    - {alt_description: Edison bulbs are experimental enough for me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Edison bulbs are experimental enough for me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '349'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So here''s something weird. Last week this street psychic
-        told me, "Beware the Ides of March." I just saw him again and said, "Hey pal,
-        the Ides are come." So, what does he say? "Aye, Julius, but not gone."', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So here''s something weird. Last week this street psychic
-        told me, "Beware the Ides of March." I just saw him again and said, "Hey pal,
-        the Ides are come." So, what does he say? "Aye, Julius, but not gone."', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '350'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are we being too literal with our benchmarking?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Are we being too literal with our benchmarking?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '351'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Apparently, God doesn''t use lightning bolts indoors.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Apparently, God doesn''t use lightning bolts indoors.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '352'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, what''s the worst that could happen?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, what''s the worst that could happen?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '353'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And after talking with her, I felt as though a great weight
-        had been lifted off my shoulders....', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And
-        after talking with her, I felt as though a great weight had been lifted off
-        my shoulders....', primary_type: text, target_id: '354'}
-    - {alt_description: May God strike me dead., alt_type: text, primary_description: May
-        God strike me dead., primary_type: text, target_id: '355'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''re right, you never know.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You''re
-        right, you never know.', primary_type: text, target_id: '356'}
-    - {alt_description: The main stream media are a bunch of Chicken Littles., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The main stream media are a bunch of Chicken Littles.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '357'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m telling you, my life can''t get any worse.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''m telling you, my life can''t get any worse.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '358'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Now, about that tax penalty ...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Now,
-        about that tax penalty ...', primary_type: text, target_id: '359'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm torn between the tuna melt and the BLT., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm torn between the tuna melt and the BLT., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '360'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I never read the story of Chicken Little. Why do you
-        ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, I never read the story of
-        Chicken Little. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '361'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '362'}
-    - {alt_description: I support Trump because he's honest and will make this country
-        gr--, alt_type: text, primary_description: I support Trump because he's honest
-        and will make this country gr--, primary_type: text, target_id: '363'}
-    - {alt_description: I want something light., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        want something light., primary_type: text, target_id: '364'}
-    - {alt_description: She said that nothing would get through my thick skull. I
-        hope that she's right., alt_type: text, primary_description: She said that
-        nothing would get through my thick skull. I hope that she's right., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '365'}
-    - {alt_description: All of a sudden it hit me!, alt_type: text, primary_description: All
-        of a sudden it hit me!, primary_type: text, target_id: '366'}
-    - {alt_description: I see the Knicks' practice is going as expected., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I see the Knicks' practice is going as expected., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '367'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Wife left me, lost my job, the dog ran away...what next?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Wife left me, lost my job, the dog ran
-        away...what next?', primary_type: text, target_id: '368'}
-    - {alt_description: I need another cup of latte like a hole in the head., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I need another cup of latte like a hole in the head., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '369'}
-    - {alt_description: Then I told him to go over it brick-by-brick......., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Then I told him to go over it brick-by-brick......., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '370'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes you just can't find an anvil on short notice., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Sometimes you just can't find an anvil on short notice.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '371'}
-    - {alt_description: I just wish something would hit me that could change my life.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just wish something would hit me that
-        could change my life., primary_type: text, target_id: '372'}
-    - {alt_description: Run!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Run!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '373'}
-    - {alt_description: The competition has hired some wily hotshot to shake things
-        up. Calls himself Coyote., alt_type: text, primary_description: The competition
-        has hired some wily hotshot to shake things up. Calls himself Coyote., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '374'}
-    - {alt_description: Those global warming idiots are like chicken little!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Those global warming idiots are like chicken little!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '375'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Wait- it''s Tuesday... let me guess... a cinder block?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Wait- it''s Tuesday... let me guess...
-        a cinder block?', primary_type: text, target_id: '376'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m not into wills, are you?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m
-        not into wills, are you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '377'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know that feeling when the other shoe is about to drop?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know that feeling when the other shoe
-        is about to drop?', primary_type: text, target_id: '378'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Didn''t you order a flat white?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Didn''t
-        you order a flat white?', primary_type: text, target_id: '379'}
-    - {alt_description: Cinder-fella, alt_type: text, primary_description: Cinder-fella,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '380'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm having an affair with a hard hats wife., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm having an affair with a hard hats wife., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '381'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll get the check this time and you can get it the next time.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll get the check this time and you can
-        get it the next time., primary_type: text, target_id: '382'}
-    - {alt_description: I swear that this is the last day I am eating here., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I swear that this is the last day I am eating here., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '383'}
-    - {alt_description: We need to go now!, alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        need to go now!, primary_type: text, target_id: '384'}
-    - {alt_description: 'In my last poll, the margin of error is plus or minus one
-        cinder block.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'In my last poll, the
-        margin of error is plus or minus one cinder block.', primary_type: text, target_id: '385'}
-    - {alt_description: This coffee really is good to the last drop!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This coffee really is good to the last drop!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '386'}
-    - {alt_description: The skyway is falling!, alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        skyway is falling!, primary_type: text, target_id: '387'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Enough with the generalities. Give me a concrete example?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Enough with the generalities. Give me
-        a concrete example?', primary_type: text, target_id: '388'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m telling you, our infrastructure is crumbling. It''s
-        a wonder no one gets hurt.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m telling
-        you, our infrastructure is crumbling. It''s a wonder no one gets hurt.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '389'}
-    - {alt_description: A month off would be gift from heaven., alt_type: text, primary_description: A
-        month off would be gift from heaven., primary_type: text, target_id: '390'}
-    - {alt_description: So my doctor told me I can't keep eating red meat., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So my doctor told me I can't keep eating red meat., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '391'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel great. Today is the first day of the rest of my life!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I feel great. Today is the first day of
-        the rest of my life!, primary_type: text, target_id: '392'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And the worst part about the curse is, they wouldn''t let
-        me though airport security.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And the
-        worst part about the curse is, they wouldn''t let me though airport security.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '393'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I don''t get some caffeine soon, I''m going to have such
-        a headache.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If I don''t get some caffeine
-        soon, I''m going to have such a headache.', primary_type: text, target_id: '394'}
-    - {alt_description: and that should be the last thing on my list that's hanging
-        over my head..., alt_type: text, primary_description: and that should be the
-        last thing on my list that's hanging over my head..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '395'}
-    - {alt_description: I need some concrete answers., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        need some concrete answers., primary_type: text, target_id: '396'}
-    - {alt_description: You may be right about the bad luck you've been having., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You may be right about the bad luck you've been having.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '397'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why in such a hurry for me to sign the bill?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why in such a hurry for me to sign the bill?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '398'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why do say it''s ironic that I''m a building inspector?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why do say it''s ironic that I''m a building
-        inspector?', primary_type: text, target_id: '399'}
-    - {alt_description: I need to tell you something., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        need to tell you something., primary_type: text, target_id: '400'}
-    - {alt_description: I never tip for coffee., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        never tip for coffee., primary_type: text, target_id: '401'}
-    - {alt_description: '"She said that I was turning into a real blockhead.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"She said that I was turning into a real blockhead.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '402'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The what is falling?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The
-        what is falling?', primary_type: text, target_id: '403'}
-    - {alt_description: My analyst tells me that I need to change my "Chicken Little"
-        view of the world., alt_type: text, primary_description: My analyst tells
-        me that I need to change my "Chicken Little" view of the world., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '404'}
-    - {alt_description: Please hurry and sign., alt_type: text, primary_description: Please
-        hurry and sign., primary_type: text, target_id: '405'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I feel like such a block head., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Sometimes I feel like such a block head., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '406'}
-    - {alt_description: Never did like you., alt_type: text, primary_description: Never
-        did like you., primary_type: text, target_id: '407'}
-    - {alt_description: Then he called me a blockhead., alt_type: text, primary_description: Then
-        he called me a blockhead., primary_type: text, target_id: '408'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's put this on your credit card., alt_type: text, primary_description: Let's
-        put this on your credit card., primary_type: text, target_id: '409'}
-    - {alt_description: That bagel's going to sit like a brick in your stomach., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: That bagel's going to sit like a brick in your stomach.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '410'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know that feeling when it just hits you?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know that feeling when it just hits you?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '411'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you mean I have a hard head? Give me one concrete
-        example.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What do you mean I have a
-        hard head? Give me one concrete example.', primary_type: text, target_id: '412'}
-    - {alt_description: I only slept with Susan once!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        only slept with Susan once!, primary_type: text, target_id: '413'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Would you mind trading seats?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Would
-        you mind trading seats?', primary_type: text, target_id: '414'}
-    - {alt_description: I was informed by The New Yorker that I'd be blocked if I
-        submitted an additional "Cartoon Caption Contest" entries., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I was informed by The New Yorker that I'd be blocked if
-        I submitted an additional "Cartoon Caption Contest" entries., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '415'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm really glad you picked this place., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        really glad you picked this place., primary_type: text, target_id: '416'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This is not our usual power lunch Ted. I hired you for innovative
-        and creative ideas, so far you''ve come up empty. It''s time you come up with
-        one good "concrete" idea, if not....I''m going to have to let you go.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'This is not our usual power lunch Ted. I hired you for
-        innovative and creative ideas, so far you''ve come up empty. It''s time you
-        come up with one good "concrete" idea, if not....I''m going to have to let
-        you go.', primary_type: text, target_id: '417'}
-    - {alt_description: I asked for two lumps and I got one!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        asked for two lumps and I got one!, primary_type: text, target_id: '418'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You must have had one too many,', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        must have had one too many,', primary_type: text, target_id: '419'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Maybe it\u2019s time to retire.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "Maybe it\u2019s time to retire.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '420'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '421'}
-    - {alt_description: My lunch here always reminds me of Chicken Little., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My lunch here always reminds me of Chicken Little., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '422'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess you really were dying to see me!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I guess you really were dying to see me!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '423'}
-    - {alt_description: When at first you don't succeed..., alt_type: text, primary_description: When
-        at first you don't succeed..., primary_type: text, target_id: '424'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Tipping", isn''t an exactly science you know!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"Tipping", isn''t an exactly science you know!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '425'}
-    - {alt_description: 'For the life of me, I can''t imagine anything worse than
-        a President Trump.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'For the life of
-        me, I can''t imagine anything worse than a President Trump.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '426'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Then she started blathering on about ''karma''. I mean, what
-        a bunch of nonsense.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Then she started
-        blathering on about ''karma''. I mean, what a bunch of nonsense.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '427'}
-    - {alt_description: At least I get to choose my own provider., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: At least I get to choose my own provider., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '428'}
-    - {alt_description: Hollow threats don't impress me., alt_type: text, primary_description: Hollow
-        threats don't impress me., primary_type: text, target_id: '429'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Maybe, but now is the time to lean back!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Maybe, but now is the time to lean back!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '430'}
-    - {alt_description: I may not be as hard-headed as I appear!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I may not be as hard-headed as I appear!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '431'}
-    - {alt_description: '... all of which leaves me searching for some kind of a sign.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '... all of which leaves me searching for
-        some kind of a sign.', primary_type: text, target_id: '432'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think that they accept substitutions on the Early
-        Bird Special., alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't think that they
-        accept substitutions on the Early Bird Special., primary_type: text, target_id: '433'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm afraid I'm getting writers block!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        afraid I'm getting writers block!, primary_type: text, target_id: '434'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Everything in this town is always about up, up, up.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Everything in this town is always about up, up, up.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '435'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Statistics show, somewhere in the U.S., somebody experiences
-        karma every 10 seconds.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Statistics
-        show, somewhere in the U.S., somebody experiences karma every 10 seconds.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '436'}
-    - {alt_description: This construction is killing me., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        construction is killing me., primary_type: text, target_id: '437'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Just because I ordered a little chicken, it doesn''t mean
-        the sky is falling.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Just because I
-        ordered a little chicken, it doesn''t mean the sky is falling.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '438'}
-    - {alt_description: '''Nothing surprises me anymore.''', alt_type: text, primary_description: '''Nothing
-        surprises me anymore.''', primary_type: text, target_id: '439'}
-    - {alt_description: So I can finally enjoy a nice restaurant for lunch now that
-        I've cancelled my life insurance premium., alt_type: text, primary_description: So
-        I can finally enjoy a nice restaurant for lunch now that I've cancelled my
-        life insurance premium., primary_type: text, target_id: '440'}
-    - {alt_description: Today can't get any worse., alt_type: text, primary_description: Today
-        can't get any worse., primary_type: text, target_id: '441'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What could be worse than President Trump?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What could be worse than President Trump?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '442'}
-    - {alt_description: Well at least your rain cloud is gone., alt_type: text, primary_description: Well
-        at least your rain cloud is gone., primary_type: text, target_id: '443'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, .... just another ''faux pas'' from Trump Construction.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh, .... just another ''faux pas'' from
-        Trump Construction.', primary_type: text, target_id: '444'}
-    - {alt_description: I make my own luck., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        make my own luck., primary_type: text, target_id: '445'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, you could say I''m hardheaded. Why?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yes, you could say I''m hardheaded. Why?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '446'}
-    - {alt_description: 'did you forget to order the HARD HAT AREA signage?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'did you forget to order the HARD HAT AREA signage?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '447'}
-    - {alt_description: All day it's been like I'm under this cloud., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: All day it's been like I'm under this cloud., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '448'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why wouldn''t I need to worry about my vacation plans?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why wouldn''t I need to worry about my
-        vacation plans?', primary_type: text, target_id: '449'}
-    - {alt_description: '...I just feel this heavy weight pressing down on me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...I just feel this heavy weight pressing down on me.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '450'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I just have a feeling something big is coming my way...you
-        know?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I just have a feeling something
-        big is coming my way...you know?', primary_type: text, target_id: '451'}
-    - {alt_description: I distinctly remember you telling me to stay on track., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I distinctly remember you telling me to stay on track.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '452'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why are you always such a pessimist?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why
-        are you always such a pessimist?', primary_type: text, target_id: '453'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If Benson''s doomsday accounting is correct, I have yet to
-        see a sign.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If Benson''s doomsday
-        accounting is correct, I have yet to see a sign.', primary_type: text, target_id: '454'}
-    - {alt_description: I forgot this place is 'cash-only.', alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        forgot this place is 'cash-only.', primary_type: text, target_id: '455'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I guess, after all, things are really looking up.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So I guess, after all, things are really looking up.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '456'}
-    - {alt_description: I ordered an orange crush., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        ordered an orange crush., primary_type: text, target_id: '457'}
-    - {alt_description: Bob "I don't feel safe here..." Jeff "Oh don't worry Bob it
-        is totally safe around here... What were you saying about voting for Donald
-        Trump", alt_type: text, primary_description: Bob "I don't feel safe here..."
-        Jeff "Oh don't worry Bob it is totally safe around here... What were you saying
-        about voting for Donald Trump", primary_type: text, target_id: '458'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you have any aspirin? I feel a headache coming on.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you have any aspirin? I feel a headache coming on.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '459'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, Obama Care. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes,
-        Obama Care. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '460'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So...did you want to go with the $500,000 or $1 million face
-        value on the variable life insurance policy?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So...did
-        you want to go with the $500,000 or $1 million face value on the variable
-        life insurance policy?', primary_type: text, target_id: '461'}
-    - {alt_description: My divorce is creating a big headache., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        divorce is creating a big headache., primary_type: text, target_id: '462'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think I need to post a new Tinder photo?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you think I need to post a new Tinder photo?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '463'}
-    - {alt_description: Horoscope - Schmoroscope... I'll be a pragmatist 'til the
-        day I die., alt_type: text, primary_description: Horoscope - Schmoroscope...
-        I'll be a pragmatist 'til the day I die., primary_type: text, target_id: '464'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can we work cooperatively with this union?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Can we work cooperatively with this union?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '465'}
-    - {alt_description: The "chicken little special" isn't sitting well with me.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: The "chicken little special" isn't sitting
-        well with me., primary_type: text, target_id: '466'}
-    - {alt_description: This latte better be worth it., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        latte better be worth it., primary_type: text, target_id: '467'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I can feel it, something big is coming.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I can feel it, something big is coming.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '468'}
-    - {alt_description: TrI bet there is nothing worse than getting your finger stuck
-        in a plastic lid., alt_type: text, primary_description: TrI bet there is nothing
-        worse than getting your finger stuck in a plastic lid., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '469'}
-    - {alt_description: This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to start over.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted
-        to start over., primary_type: text, target_id: '470'}
-    - {alt_description: I just feel like I'm due for a life-changing experience.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just feel like I'm due for a life-changing
-        experience., primary_type: text, target_id: '471'}
-    - {alt_description: I have the worst luck; my coffee's cold., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I have the worst luck; my coffee's cold., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '472'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sure I drink on the job. A lot. But I''m a building inspector,
-        I travel in fast circles and I have to project a certain image of success.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sure I drink on the job. A lot. But I''m
-        a building inspector, I travel in fast circles and I have to project a certain
-        image of success.', primary_type: text, target_id: '473'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I haven''t told anybody, but I''m making you a partner in
-        the firm...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I haven''t told anybody,
-        but I''m making you a partner in the firm...', primary_type: text, target_id: '474'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like the only bad thing that isn't happening to me
-        right now is a block coming down on my head.., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel like the only bad thing that isn't happening to me right now is a block
-        coming down on my head.., primary_type: text, target_id: '475'}
-    - {alt_description: You blockhead!, alt_type: text, primary_description: You blockhead!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '476'}
-    - {alt_description: 'On second thought, I think I will upgrade my life insurance
-        policy', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'On second thought, I think
-        I will upgrade my life insurance policy', primary_type: text, target_id: '477'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Jeff, wait - there is a fly in my latte.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Jeff, wait - there is a fly in my latte.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '478'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why do you keep calling me Damocles?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why
-        do you keep calling me Damocles?', primary_type: text, target_id: '479'}
-    - {alt_description: The coffee here comes with a kick., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        coffee here comes with a kick., primary_type: text, target_id: '480'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know what your problem is? You always expect the worst.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know what your problem is? You always
-        expect the worst.', primary_type: text, target_id: '481'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I don''t get the check soon, I could die.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If I don''t get the check soon, I could die.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '482'}
-    - {alt_description: And your obsession with Henny Penny gives me a headache.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: And your obsession with Henny Penny gives
-        me a headache., primary_type: text, target_id: '483'}
-    - {alt_description: Gotta admit I'm ambivalent when it comes to Right to Life
-        Right to Choice issues, alt_type: text, primary_description: Gotta admit I'm
-        ambivalent when it comes to Right to Life Right to Choice issues, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '484'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ve never felt better in my life, why?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''ve never felt better in my life, why?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '485'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess Im picking up the check, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        guess Im picking up the check, primary_type: text, target_id: '486'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You ever wake up and feel like it''s not going to be your
-        day today?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You ever wake up and feel
-        like it''s not going to be your day today?', primary_type: text, target_id: '487'}
-    - {alt_description: I've had just about enough of this concrete jungle., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've had just about enough of this concrete jungle., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '488'}
-    - {alt_description: Oh good! It looks like the housing market is rebounding.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Oh good! It looks like the housing market
-        is rebounding., primary_type: text, target_id: '489'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What could go wrong?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        could go wrong?', primary_type: text, target_id: '490'}
-    - {alt_description: 'For the very first time in my life, I feel like things are
-        finally going my way.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'For the very
-        first time in my life, I feel like things are finally going my way.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '491'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The divorce is over, but I still feel her energy.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'The divorce is over, but I still feel her energy.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '492'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sugar? One brick or two?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sugar?
-        One brick or two?', primary_type: text, target_id: '493'}
-    - {alt_description: This gal on Twitter thinks crowd-sourcing the caption contest
-        is a great idea., alt_type: text, primary_description: This gal on Twitter
-        thinks crowd-sourcing the caption contest is a great idea., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '494'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Look Jack, you''re wasting your breath, I just don''t believe
-        in global warming, or gravity. I''m afraid there''s nothing you can say to
-        change to mind.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Look Jack, you''re
-        wasting your breath, I just don''t believe in global warming, or gravity.
-        I''m afraid there''s nothing you can say to change to mind.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '495'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What makes you think you''ll be getting my job?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What makes you think you''ll be getting my job?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '496'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I should leave a big tip, shouldn''t I...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I should leave a big tip, shouldn''t I...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '497'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "\u2026and the penalty for self-insuring is miniscule\
-        \ compared to the premiums I am avoiding in the long run.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "\u2026and the penalty for self-insuring is\
-        \ miniscule compared to the premiums I am avoiding in the long run.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '498'}
-    - {alt_description: I need something concrete., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        need something concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '499'}
-    - {alt_description: It's on me., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's on
-        me., primary_type: text, target_id: '500'}
-    - {alt_description: So I signed up for this new service that sends me friendly
-        reminders when I've forgotten something ..., alt_type: text, primary_description: So
-        I signed up for this new service that sends me friendly reminders when I've
-        forgotten something ..., primary_type: text, target_id: '501'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Will you please pay attention?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Will
-        you please pay attention?', primary_type: text, target_id: '502'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm learning to just live in the moment., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm learning to just live in the moment., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '503'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you mean, "move"?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        do you mean, "move"?', primary_type: text, target_id: '504'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Funny thing, Andy, I had the strangest horoscope in this
-        morning''s paper.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Funny thing, Andy,
-        I had the strangest horoscope in this morning''s paper.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '505'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you read the part where he said, "Sometimes life''s going
-        to hit you in the head with a brick".', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you read the part where he said, "Sometimes life''s going to hit you in the
-        head with a brick".', primary_type: text, target_id: '506'}
-    - {alt_description: 'can we trade seats?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'can
-        we trade seats?', primary_type: text, target_id: '507'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are they checking us or the lattes?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        they checking us or the lattes?', primary_type: text, target_id: '508'}
-    - {alt_description: I just don't feel a thing until I have my first cup of coffee,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just don't feel a thing until I have
-        my first cup of coffee, primary_type: text, target_id: '509'}
-    - {alt_description: I used to be able to tell when my luck was about to run out...,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I used to be able to tell when my luck
-        was about to run out..., primary_type: text, target_id: '510'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife's latest hobby has been estate planning., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My wife's latest hobby has been estate planning., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '511'}
-    - {alt_description: Another brick on the fall., alt_type: text, primary_description: Another
-        brick on the fall., primary_type: text, target_id: '512'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''re right, life is short. I should have requested the
-        porcelain cup.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You''re right, life
-        is short. I should have requested the porcelain cup.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '513'}
-    - {alt_description: My ideas always hit me like a ton of bricks., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My ideas always hit me like a ton of bricks., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '514'}
-    - {alt_description: I hear this place wasn't supposed to open until tomorrow.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I hear this place wasn't supposed to open
-        until tomorrow., primary_type: text, target_id: '515'}
-    - {alt_description: I take my coffee with one lump., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        take my coffee with one lump., primary_type: text, target_id: '516'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Bottom Line, I think you need to up your life insurance!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Bottom Line, I think you need to up your
-        life insurance!', primary_type: text, target_id: '517'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't know how this day can get any worse., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't know how this day can get any worse., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '518'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Karma? Yeah, why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Karma?
-        Yeah, why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '519'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I am lying, may God strike me dead.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If I am lying, may God strike me dead.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '520'}
-    - {alt_description: 'President Trump? The odds are a zillion to one.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'President Trump? The odds are a zillion to one.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '521'}
-    - {alt_description: So at this point defeating Trump is my only real concern.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: So at this point defeating Trump is my
-        only real concern., primary_type: text, target_id: '522'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just telling you this as a heads-up..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm just telling you this as a heads-up..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '523'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I built this place for $200,000 under our bid.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I built this place for $200,000 under our bid.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '524'}
-    - {alt_description: I have two nanoseconds to work on my surprise face, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I have two nanoseconds to work on my surprise face, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '525'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Like you said, our new boss can be a real headache.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Like you said, our new boss can be a real headache.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '526'}
-    - {alt_description: That's about as likely as getting hit on the head by a cinder
-        block., alt_type: text, primary_description: That's about as likely as getting
-        hit on the head by a cinder block., primary_type: text, target_id: '527'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever feel like nothing is going your way?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Ever feel like nothing is going your way?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '528'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Man, I gotta change the vibration setting on this phone!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Man, I gotta change the vibration setting
-        on this phone!', primary_type: text, target_id: '529'}
-    - {alt_description: Well the good news is that it looks like I'm not gonna have
-        to pay for my lunch..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Well the good
-        news is that it looks like I'm not gonna have to pay for my lunch..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '530'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing could possibly happen with you as my beneficiary,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Nothing could possibly happen with you
-        as my beneficiary, primary_type: text, target_id: '531'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hold on, don''t tell me. It''s about to hit me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hold on, don''t tell me. It''s about to hit me.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '532'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And so, dear friend, that is why I have left my entire Estate
-        to you."', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And so, dear friend, that
-        is why I have left my entire Estate to you."', primary_type: text, target_id: '533'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know it''s irrational, but I have this sense of dread .
-        . .', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I know it''s irrational, but I
-        have this sense of dread . . .', primary_type: text, target_id: '534'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I could swear I saw my first wife, in a hard hat, go upstairs.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I could swear I saw my first wife, in
-        a hard hat, go upstairs.', primary_type: text, target_id: '535'}
-    - {alt_description: 'trust me, dude, a Trump candidacy is gonna be great for the
-        Democrats', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'trust me, dude, a Trump
-        candidacy is gonna be great for the Democrats', primary_type: text, target_id: '536'}
-    - {alt_description: There's something I've been meaning to tell you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There's something I've been meaning to tell you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '537'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, we meet for coffee to discuss my career path.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Well, we meet for coffee to discuss my career path.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '538'}
-    - {alt_description: Lunch is on me., alt_type: text, primary_description: Lunch
-        is on me., primary_type: text, target_id: '539'}
-    - {alt_description: 'As a matter of fact, they did use anvils before the budget
-        crunch. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'As a matter
-        of fact, they did use anvils before the budget crunch. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '540'}
-    - {alt_description: That pastry will kill you., alt_type: text, primary_description: That
-        pastry will kill you., primary_type: text, target_id: '541'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm telling you. Life is a crapshoot., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        telling you. Life is a crapshoot., primary_type: text, target_id: '542'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you know that UPS has started testing Delivery Drones
-        for its deliveries to Construction Sites?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you know that UPS has started testing Delivery Drones for its deliveries to
-        Construction Sites?', primary_type: text, target_id: '543'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I wonder why the waitress had to "go upstairs" for artisanal,
-        vegan, non-GMO, organic, non-diary creamer?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        wonder why the waitress had to "go upstairs" for artisanal, vegan, non-GMO,
-        organic, non-diary creamer?', primary_type: text, target_id: '544'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well yes, I have heard that the market is falling; but what
-        has that to do with dailylife?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well
-        yes, I have heard that the market is falling; but what has that to do with
-        dailylife?', primary_type: text, target_id: '545'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Look, Mr. Trump is absolutely sincere. May I be struck ----',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Look, Mr. Trump is absolutely sincere.
-        May I be struck ----', primary_type: text, target_id: '546'}
-    - {alt_description: I think the other cinder block just dropped., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think the other cinder block just dropped., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '547'}
-    - {alt_description: Some days I don't feel like getting up., alt_type: text, primary_description: Some
-        days I don't feel like getting up., primary_type: text, target_id: '548'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You mean that figuratively, of course.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You mean that figuratively, of course.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '549'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The good news is, at least this day can''t get any worse.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The good news is, at least this day can''t
-        get any worse.', primary_type: text, target_id: '550'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I just wish life were more like cartoons, y''know?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I just wish life were more like cartoons, y''know?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '551'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You just never know, do you?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        just never know, do you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '552'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Finally, my promo arrives.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Finally,
-        my promo arrives.', primary_type: text, target_id: '553'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I mean, what are the chances?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        mean, what are the chances?', primary_type: text, target_id: '554'}
-    - {alt_description: These days one never knows what might fall from the sky!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: These days one never knows what might fall
-        from the sky!, primary_type: text, target_id: '555'}
-    - {alt_description: Coffee. What a life-saver!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Coffee.
-        What a life-saver!, primary_type: text, target_id: '556'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Great! My coffee''s cold. Can this day get any worse?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Great! My coffee''s cold. Can this day get any worse?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '557'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I don\u2019t believe in tipping.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "I don\u2019t believe in tipping.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '558'}
-    - {alt_description: 'you remember that last tip you gave?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'you
-        remember that last tip you gave?', primary_type: text, target_id: '559'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Heads up, is so clich\xE9. It's really unfortunate\
-        \ I don't have more time to think of something better.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Heads\
-        \ up, is so clich\xE9. It's really unfortunate I don't have more time to think\
-        \ of something better.", primary_type: text, target_id: '560'}
-    - {alt_description: Now she says that I'm turning into a blockhead !, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Now she says that I'm turning into a blockhead !, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '561'}
-    - {alt_description: 'As I stated earlier, you''ll have the Vice President position
-        over my dead body.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'As I stated earlier,
-        you''ll have the Vice President position over my dead body.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '562'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My job is great, kids are great, wife is great life is really
-        looking up', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My job is great, kids are
-        great, wife is great life is really looking up', primary_type: text, target_id: '563'}
-    - {alt_description: '... and I have no overhead.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...
-        and I have no overhead.', primary_type: text, target_id: '564'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "If it\xB4s Hillary or Trump I\xB4m cashing in\
-        \ my chips.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "If it\xB4\
-        s Hillary or Trump I\xB4m cashing in my chips.", primary_type: text, target_id: '565'}
-    - {alt_description: My employer dropped my insurance and I still can't get on
-        that damn Government web sight., alt_type: text, primary_description: My employer
-        dropped my insurance and I still can't get on that damn Government web sight.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '566'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And the bad news?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And
-        the bad news?', primary_type: text, target_id: '567'}
-    - {alt_description: Sorry. I'm having another mental block., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sorry.
-        I'm having another mental block., primary_type: text, target_id: '568'}
-    - {alt_description: I think we've reached our free refill limit., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think we've reached our free refill limit., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '569'}
-    - {alt_description: This is my final offer., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        is my final offer., primary_type: text, target_id: '570'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't believe in destiny., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't believe in destiny., primary_type: text, target_id: '571'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Where are we with succession planning?" "Almost finished
-        with Phase 1.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Where are we with succession
-        planning?" "Almost finished with Phase 1.', primary_type: text, target_id: '572'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It took years, but my migraines have finally stopped.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'It took years, but my migraines have finally stopped.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '573'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't know what to do - she just keeps dropping these things
-        on me out of nowhere., alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't know what
-        to do - she just keeps dropping these things on me out of nowhere., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '574'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and then the medium said that today I would be struck
-        dead by a cinder block and so I avoided the construction by my office building
-        entirely.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and then the medium said
-        that today I would be struck dead by a cinder block and so I avoided the construction
-        by my office building entirely.', primary_type: text, target_id: '575'}
-    - {alt_description: I live each day as if it were my last., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        live each day as if it were my last., primary_type: text, target_id: '576'}
-    - {alt_description: Should I tell him a cement block is going to hit him., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Should I tell him a cement block is going to hit him.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '577'}
-    - {alt_description: Brace for impact!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Brace
-        for impact!, primary_type: text, target_id: '578'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My palm reader''s a phony, she said I''ll be seeing stars
-        soon and so far I''ve only seen a couple of D-list celebrities.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'My palm reader''s a phony, she said I''ll be seeing stars
-        soon and so far I''ve only seen a couple of D-list celebrities.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '579'}
-    - {alt_description: I keep thinking I'm part of this "Truman Show" thing., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I keep thinking I'm part of this "Truman Show" thing.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '580'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever wonder what changes you would make to your life
-        if you knew the exact date and time of your death?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you ever wonder what changes you would make to your life if you knew the exact
-        date and time of your death?', primary_type: text, target_id: '581'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you have anything for a headache?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you have anything for a headache?', primary_type: text, target_id: '582'}
-    - {alt_description: It feels like I have a weight hanging over my head., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It feels like I have a weight hanging over my head., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '583'}
-    - {alt_description: 'With the divorce final, I think we can now be friends.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'With the divorce final, I think we can
-        now be friends.', primary_type: text, target_id: '584'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, you know, tomorrow is another day!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Oh, you know, tomorrow is another day!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '585'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I think things can't get any worse., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Sometimes I think things can't get any worse., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '586'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Should we look at the dessert menu?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Should
-        we look at the dessert menu?', primary_type: text, target_id: '587'}
-    - {alt_description: '...but I do feel there is a correction coming', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...but I do feel there is a correction coming', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '588'}
-    - {alt_description: Everything happens for a reason--what nonsense!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Everything happens for a reason--what nonsense!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '589'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing heavy for me today I think., alt_type: text, primary_description: Nothing
-        heavy for me today I think., primary_type: text, target_id: '590'}
-    - {alt_description: You probably want that to go., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        probably want that to go., primary_type: text, target_id: '591'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Nothing is ever your fault. Isn''t that right, Spencer?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Nothing is ever your fault. Isn''t that
-        right, Spencer?', primary_type: text, target_id: '592'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you believe in destiny or free will?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you believe in destiny or free will?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '593'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You hear about Bill? Poor guy. Never knew what hit him.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You hear about Bill? Poor guy. Never knew
-        what hit him.', primary_type: text, target_id: '594'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s been a great week so far. And you?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'It''s been a great week so far. And you?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '595'}
-    - {alt_description: '"You old blockhead " she said , " of course I''m not bitter
-        " !', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"You old blockhead " she said
-        , " of course I''m not bitter " !', primary_type: text, target_id: '596'}
-    - {alt_description: All morning I've felt this headache coming on., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: All morning I've felt this headache coming on., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '597'}
-    - {alt_description: The streets just aren't safe anymore., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        streets just aren't safe anymore., primary_type: text, target_id: '598'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Since I hit 50, I feel so invisible.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Since
-        I hit 50, I feel so invisible.', primary_type: text, target_id: '599'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t look now, but there''s a guy behind you who looks
-        exactly like the Grim Reaper.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Don''t
-        look now, but there''s a guy behind you who looks exactly like the Grim Reaper.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '600'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Trust me, I''m capable of an open mind on this.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Trust me, I''m capable of an open mind on this.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '601'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I said, "Like I''m supposed to walk all the way around
-        the ladder?"', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I said, "Like I''m
-        supposed to walk all the way around the ladder?"', primary_type: text, target_id: '602'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s a Venti half caff, 3 1/3 shots long, 6 pump chai 3
-        pump vanilla spice, half lactose half soy 190 degree green tea misto. Why
-        do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s a Venti half caff,
-        3 1/3 shots long, 6 pump chai 3 pump vanilla spice, half lactose half soy
-        190 degree green tea misto. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '603'}
-    - {alt_description: Luckily he's hard headed., alt_type: text, primary_description: Luckily
-        he's hard headed., primary_type: text, target_id: '604'}
-    - {alt_description: It's the unknown unknowns that I worry about., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's the unknown unknowns that I worry about., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '605'}
-    - {alt_description: My friends call me Lucky., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        friends call me Lucky., primary_type: text, target_id: '606'}
-    - {alt_description: At first I thought that was pepper on my toast., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: At first I thought that was pepper on my toast., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '607'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you think - is term life insurance worth it or not?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What do you think - is term life insurance
-        worth it or not?', primary_type: text, target_id: '608'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm glad mine's to go., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        glad mine's to go., primary_type: text, target_id: '609'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Who are you calling a blockhead?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Who
-        are you calling a blockhead?', primary_type: text, target_id: '610'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The Triple-Shot Caramel Latte Surprise. You?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'The Triple-Shot Caramel Latte Surprise. You?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '611'}
-    - {alt_description: I just don't see any future for me at the firm., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just don't see any future for me at the firm., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '612'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Don''t even try talking me out of it, I''m getting out of
-        the construction business once and for all".', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"Don''t
-        even try talking me out of it, I''m getting out of the construction business
-        once and for all".', primary_type: text, target_id: '613'}
-    - {alt_description: I still haven't heard back from H&R Block., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I still haven't heard back from H&R Block., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '614'}
-    - {alt_description: Things are really falling into place, alt_type: text, primary_description: Things
-        are really falling into place, primary_type: text, target_id: '615'}
-    - {alt_description: That explains the D safety rating, alt_type: text, primary_description: That
-        explains the D safety rating, primary_type: text, target_id: '616'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yeah, but moving is such a headache.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yeah,
-        but moving is such a headache.', primary_type: text, target_id: '617'}
-    - {alt_description: You never know, alt_type: text, primary_description: You never
-        know, primary_type: text, target_id: '618'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Whaddya mean I''m a ''chip off the old block''?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Whaddya mean I''m a ''chip off the old block''?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '619'}
-    - {alt_description: I hope this coffee helps me wake up., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        hope this coffee helps me wake up., primary_type: text, target_id: '620'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why yes, I do have a bottle of Advil on me. Why do you ask?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why yes, I do have a bottle of Advil on
-        me. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '621'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And, then again, I might get hit by a bus tomorrow.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'And, then again, I might get hit by a bus tomorrow.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '622'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you have a minute?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you have a minute?', primary_type: text, target_id: '623'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My doctor says that by substituting the cream with soy milk,
-        I should add a couple years to my life.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My
-        doctor says that by substituting the cream with soy milk, I should add a couple
-        years to my life.', primary_type: text, target_id: '624'}
-    - {alt_description: Since switching to decaf the headaches have disappeared.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Since switching to decaf the headaches
-        have disappeared., primary_type: text, target_id: '625'}
-    - {alt_description: I think things should be looking up!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think things should be looking up!, primary_type: text, target_id: '626'}
-    - {alt_description: Simile. Metaphor would be 'like a ton of bricks.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Simile. Metaphor would be 'like a ton of bricks.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '627'}
-    - {alt_description: everytime I buy coffee here I feel like I am being hit over
-        the head, alt_type: text, primary_description: everytime I buy coffee here
-        I feel like I am being hit over the head, primary_type: text, target_id: '628'}
-    - {alt_description: So as I was saying about Murphy's law..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So as I was saying about Murphy's law..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '629'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You better watch the Reubens, George. Pastrami will kill
-        you.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You better watch the Reubens,
-        George. Pastrami will kill you.', primary_type: text, target_id: '630'}
-    - {alt_description: Gimme a sec; it's just a mental block., alt_type: text, primary_description: Gimme
-        a sec; it's just a mental block., primary_type: text, target_id: '631'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It was a simple clerical error, Robert. May God strike me
-        dead if I''m not telling the truth.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It
-        was a simple clerical error, Robert. May God strike me dead if I''m not telling
-        the truth.', primary_type: text, target_id: '632'}
-    - {alt_description: I am not sure that you understand the gravity of the situation.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I am not sure that you understand the gravity
-        of the situation., primary_type: text, target_id: '633'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever get the feeling something bad is about to happen?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you ever get the feeling something
-        bad is about to happen?', primary_type: text, target_id: '634'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just waiting for the next big idea to hit me..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm just waiting for the next big idea to hit me..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '635'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My Psychic says I have a positive aura and to expect a long,
-        healthy life .', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My Psychic says I have
-        a positive aura and to expect a long, healthy life .', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '636'}
-    - {alt_description: 'New York Life; why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'New
-        York Life; why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '637'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Mason, that''s the oldest trick to distract me and have a
-        laugh.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Mason, that''s the oldest trick
-        to distract me and have a laugh.', primary_type: text, target_id: '638'}
-    - {alt_description: I think you should have picked up when the insurance agent
-        called, alt_type: text, primary_description: I think you should have picked
-        up when the insurance agent called, primary_type: text, target_id: '639'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you think God will say when he hears I''m voting
-        for Trump?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What do you think God will
-        say when he hears I''m voting for Trump?', primary_type: text, target_id: '640'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know what turning 50 is like?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        know what turning 50 is like?', primary_type: text, target_id: '641'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Come on Jack, say it like you mean it!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Come on Jack, say it like you mean it!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '642'}
-    - {alt_description: 'We''re a block away from what?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'We''re
-        a block away from what?', primary_type: text, target_id: '643'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Whatever you do, don''t say you wish you were dead.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Whatever you do, don''t say you wish you were dead.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '644'}
-    - {alt_description: Not the building block I was praying for., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Not the building block I was praying for., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '645'}
-    - {alt_description: People who say death can be an instant away don't really believe
-        that applies to them., alt_type: text, primary_description: People who say
-        death can be an instant away don't really believe that applies to them., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '646'}
-    - {alt_description: It's coming down faster than I thought., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        coming down faster than I thought., primary_type: text, target_id: '647'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You didn''t order a side of falling cinderblock, did you?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You didn''t order a side of falling cinderblock,
-        did you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '648'}
-    - {alt_description: I need some time off to get my head together., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I need some time off to get my head together., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '649'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Its OK, theres one that looks just like him behind me.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Its OK, theres one that looks just like
-        him behind me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '650'}
-    - {alt_description: Looks like you picked the wrong day to quit drinking coffee!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Looks like you picked the wrong day to
-        quit drinking coffee!, primary_type: text, target_id: '651'}
-    - {alt_description: I've been thinking about my future., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        been thinking about my future., primary_type: text, target_id: '652'}
-    - {alt_description: I sense something big is about to hit., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        sense something big is about to hit., primary_type: text, target_id: '653'}
-    - {alt_description: The idea hit Jerry like a ton of brinks., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The idea hit Jerry like a ton of brinks., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '654'}
-    - {alt_description: First day without my safety helmet and everything is ok so
-        far..., alt_type: text, primary_description: First day without my safety helmet
-        and everything is ok so far..., primary_type: text, target_id: '655'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s supposed to happen once you''ve done everything on
-        your Bucket List?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''s supposed
-        to happen once you''ve done everything on your Bucket List?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '656'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, well. He didn''t me get me much back, anyhow.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Oh, well. He didn''t me get me much back, anyhow.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '657'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Okay, know-it-all, how is it I could have gotten away with
-        caffeinated today?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Okay, know-it-all,
-        how is it I could have gotten away with caffeinated today?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '658'}
-    - {alt_description: Putting this deal together may be harder than we thought.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Putting this deal together may be harder
-        than we thought., primary_type: text, target_id: '659'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, explain to me again how this telekinesis nonsense works.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, explain to me again how this telekinesis
-        nonsense works.', primary_type: text, target_id: '660'}
-    - {alt_description: Goodbye Frank., alt_type: text, primary_description: Goodbye
-        Frank., primary_type: text, target_id: '661'}
-    - {alt_description: And suddenly it hit me..., alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        suddenly it hit me..., primary_type: text, target_id: '662'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So she says I''m too pessismistic. "Chin up," she says. I
-        say, I''m just levelheaded is all.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        she says I''m too pessismistic. "Chin up," she says. I say, I''m just levelheaded
-        is all.', primary_type: text, target_id: '663'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you order the brick?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you order the brick?', primary_type: text, target_id: '664'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "You know\u2026I think I feel a headache coming\
-        \ on.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "You know\u2026\
-        I think I feel a headache coming on.", primary_type: text, target_id: '665'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Of course I have cat-like reflexes. Why''d you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Of course I have cat-like reflexes. Why''d you ask?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '666'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Boy, I could really use something to clear out my head.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Boy, I could really use something to clear
-        out my head.', primary_type: text, target_id: '667'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll find the next big thing if it kills me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'll find the next big thing if it kills me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '668'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Could you explain the "act of God" clause again?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Could you explain the "act of God" clause again?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '669'}
-    - {alt_description: The service here has really gone downhill., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The service here has really gone downhill., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '670'}
-    - {alt_description: It literally hit me like a ton of bricks..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It literally hit me like a ton of bricks..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '671'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, my spirit animal is a coyote.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes,
-        my spirit animal is a coyote.', primary_type: text, target_id: '672'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you sure you don''t want to try free writing first?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are you sure you don''t want to try free
-        writing first?', primary_type: text, target_id: '673'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s more than a job. For me, risk management is a calling.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s more than a job. For me, risk management
-        is a calling.', primary_type: text, target_id: '674'}
-    - {alt_description: I wonder if they'll split the bill, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        wonder if they'll split the bill, primary_type: text, target_id: '675'}
-    - {alt_description: My suggestion ... DUCK!, alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        suggestion ... DUCK!, primary_type: text, target_id: '676'}
-    - {alt_description: 'After last week, how bad could things get?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'After last week, how bad could things get?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '677'}
-    - {alt_description: Sorry! I cannot renew your policy., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sorry!
-        I cannot renew your policy., primary_type: text, target_id: '678'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you believe in fate?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you believe in fate?', primary_type: text, target_id: '679'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m so tired of all this Chicken little, the-sky-is-falling
-        nonsense...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m so tired of all this
-        Chicken little, the-sky-is-falling nonsense...', primary_type: text, target_id: '680'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No. Why?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '681'}
-    - {alt_description: I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '682'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, it still hasn''t hit me that I won the lottery
-        this morning.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know, it still hasn''t
-        hit me that I won the lottery this morning.', primary_type: text, target_id: '683'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish that I could think of that guy's name. It's like I
-        have a mental block., alt_type: text, primary_description: I wish that I could
-        think of that guy's name. It's like I have a mental block., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '684'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can you believe my horoscope said that?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Can you believe my horoscope said that?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '685'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I mean it''s now or never, so I guess I''ll do it.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I mean it''s now or never, so I guess I''ll do it.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '686'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This place''s management is making changes, but I need to
-        see some concrete improvement.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This
-        place''s management is making changes, but I need to see some concrete improvement.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '687'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then it hit me like a... like a... what''s the word again?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And then it hit me like a... like a...
-        what''s the word again?', primary_type: text, target_id: '688'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Move your latte to your right, quick!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Move
-        your latte to your right, quick!', primary_type: text, target_id: '689'}
-    - {alt_description: It's all good., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        all good., primary_type: text, target_id: '690'}
-    - {alt_description: Well at least it can't get any worse., alt_type: text, primary_description: Well
-        at least it can't get any worse., primary_type: text, target_id: '691'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like a nap is coming.., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel like a nap is coming.., primary_type: text, target_id: '692'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I''m not worried. Her mason husband is totally clueless.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, I''m not worried. Her mason husband
-        is totally clueless.', primary_type: text, target_id: '693'}
-    - {alt_description: I swore I'd help you or die trying., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        swore I'd help you or die trying., primary_type: text, target_id: '694'}
-    - {alt_description: I am dunking., alt_type: text, primary_description: I am dunking.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '695'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm thinking of supporting Trump., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        thinking of supporting Trump., primary_type: text, target_id: '696'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't say anything- cartoon law says it won't fall on me if
-        I don't look., alt_type: text, primary_description: Don't say anything- cartoon
-        law says it won't fall on me if I don't look., primary_type: text, target_id: '697'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have you ever heard of the cinder block of Damocles?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Have you ever heard of the cinder block of Damocles?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '698'}
-    - {alt_description: That's going to ruin this interview., alt_type: text, primary_description: That's
-        going to ruin this interview., primary_type: text, target_id: '699'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, there''s good cause for optimism.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So,
-        there''s good cause for optimism.', primary_type: text, target_id: '700'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know those days when nothing goes right?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know those days when nothing goes right?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '701'}
-    - {alt_description: I won the lottery and got promoted today. This might be the
-        luckiest day ever., alt_type: text, primary_description: I won the lottery
-        and got promoted today. This might be the luckiest day ever., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '702'}
-    - {alt_description: I've often wondered what magnetic attraction would feel like.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I've often wondered what magnetic attraction
-        would feel like., primary_type: text, target_id: '703'}
-    - {alt_description: '"The rest is--" (silence)', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"The
-        rest is--" (silence)', primary_type: text, target_id: '704'}
-    - {alt_description: Ever since I wrote that bad "Yelp" review I keep thinking
-        they are going to poison my coffee., alt_type: text, primary_description: Ever
-        since I wrote that bad "Yelp" review I keep thinking they are going to poison
-        my coffee., primary_type: text, target_id: '705'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd rather die than vote in this election., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'd rather die than vote in this election., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '706'}
-    - {alt_description: I've decided to make more time for lunch., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've decided to make more time for lunch., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '707'}
-    - {alt_description: I am looking up., alt_type: text, primary_description: I am
-        looking up., primary_type: text, target_id: '708'}
-    - {alt_description: My cosmetic surgery went well., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        cosmetic surgery went well., primary_type: text, target_id: '709'}
-    - {alt_description: This coffee is gonna be like a hit upside the head!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This coffee is gonna be like a hit upside the head!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '710'}
-    - {alt_description: 'According to Galileo''s hypothesis on the speed of falling
-        objects, you have about one second left to live.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'According
-        to Galileo''s hypothesis on the speed of falling objects, you have about one
-        second left to live.', primary_type: text, target_id: '711'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Quick, pay the bill!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Quick,
-        pay the bill!', primary_type: text, target_id: '712'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And, I have this really bad hangover...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'And, I have this really bad hangover...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '713'}
-    - {alt_description: Happy Hour ends at the drop of the clock in this joint., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Happy Hour ends at the drop of the clock in this joint.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '714'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Things are looking up! Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Things are looking up! Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '715'}
-    - {alt_description: There's an old saying about some guy being a chip off the
-        old block...., alt_type: text, primary_description: There's an old saying
-        about some guy being a chip off the old block...., primary_type: text, target_id: '716'}
-    - {alt_description: Looks like he is about to regret winning that game of "jinx.",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Looks like he is about to regret winning
-        that game of "jinx.", primary_type: text, target_id: '717'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes after lunch I like to take a nap and just dream
-        off...., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes after lunch I like
-        to take a nap and just dream off...., primary_type: text, target_id: '718'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why did you just say "meep meep?"', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why
-        did you just say "meep meep?"', primary_type: text, target_id: '719'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s been two weeks since the Ides of March, and I only
-        now can....', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s been two weeks since
-        the Ides of March, and I only now can....', primary_type: text, target_id: '720'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm wanting for signs that the housing market collapse., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm wanting for signs that the housing market collapse.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '721'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know it''s a small thing, but I switched to decaf this
-        morning.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I know it''s a small thing,
-        but I switched to decaf this morning.', primary_type: text, target_id: '722'}
-    - {alt_description: This is what happens when you sue your contractor., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This is what happens when you sue your contractor., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '723'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So that''s the end of my story. How''s things with you?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So that''s the end of my story. How''s
-        things with you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '724'}
-    - {alt_description: '... but all in all, I have to say that things are looking
-        up.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '... but all in all, I have to
-        say that things are looking up.', primary_type: text, target_id: '725'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Trust me, that is all I''m going to have to say about this.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Trust me, that is all I''m going to have
-        to say about this.', primary_type: text, target_id: '726'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I was an thinking open-face turkey sandwich, not duck;
-        why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, I was an thinking open-face
-        turkey sandwich, not duck; why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '727'}
-    - {alt_description: 'remember we were talking about spring break.? I think they''ve
-        extended themselves from the beach to the library.m,', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'remember
-        we were talking about spring break.? I think they''ve extended themselves
-        from the beach to the library.m,', primary_type: text, target_id: '728'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''re right, your critics really hate your book.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You''re right, your critics really hate your book.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '729'}
-    - {alt_description: At least I have my health., alt_type: text, primary_description: At
-        least I have my health., primary_type: text, target_id: '730'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Everything has been going wrong, lately.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Everything has been going wrong, lately.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '731'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Then again, it''s not the end of the world.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Then again, it''s not the end of the world.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '732'}
-    - {alt_description: You'll never guess what my daily horoscope says., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You'll never guess what my daily horoscope says., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '733'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t like to be a doomsayer, but....', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I don''t like to be a doomsayer, but....', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '734'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Phil, bring the house down and raise the roof!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Phil, bring the house down and raise the roof!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '735'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Remember when you said things couldn''t get any worse?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Remember when you said things couldn''t
-        get any worse?', primary_type: text, target_id: '736'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You will get that job over my dead body,', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You will get that job over my dead body,', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '737'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever feel like you''re in a Bugs Bunny cartoon?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Ever feel like you''re in a Bugs Bunny cartoon?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '738'}
-    - {alt_description: Voodoo Shmoodoo, alt_type: text, primary_description: Voodoo
-        Shmoodoo, primary_type: text, target_id: '739'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What dou you mean the future isn''t bright?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What dou you mean the future isn''t bright?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '740'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's figure out how to spin the vote., alt_type: text, primary_description: Let's
-        figure out how to spin the vote., primary_type: text, target_id: '741'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Honestly, I''ve just been sitting around waiting for something
-        to hit me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Honestly, I''ve just been
-        sitting around waiting for something to hit me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '742'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel things are finally starting to go my way., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel things are finally starting to go my way., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '743'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The concept here is brilliant: replace the waitresses with
-        drones.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The concept here is brilliant:
-        replace the waitresses with drones.', primary_type: text, target_id: '744'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I am a pessimist by nature, it is true.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I am a pessimist by nature, it is true.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '745'}
-    - {alt_description: I told her voo-doo is nonsense., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        told her voo-doo is nonsense., primary_type: text, target_id: '746'}
-    - {alt_description: I told you not to keep sending your food back to the kitchen.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I told you not to keep sending your food
-        back to the kitchen., primary_type: text, target_id: '747'}
-    - {alt_description: It's the cinder block of Damocles., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        the cinder block of Damocles., primary_type: text, target_id: '748'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel lucky today, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel lucky today, primary_type: text, target_id: '749'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I spent the weekend at another awareness retreat. You?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I spent the weekend at another awareness
-        retreat. You?', primary_type: text, target_id: '750'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What are you gonna get? I really don''t want anything heavy.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What are you gonna get? I really don''t
-        want anything heavy.', primary_type: text, target_id: '751'}
-    - {alt_description: One lump please., alt_type: text, primary_description: One
-        lump please., primary_type: text, target_id: '752'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, he is kind of a blockhead.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        he is kind of a blockhead.', primary_type: text, target_id: '753'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So what does my fortune cookie say?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        what does my fortune cookie say?', primary_type: text, target_id: '754'}
-    - {alt_description: should I push him out of the way or try for that promotion,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: should I push him out of the way or try
-        for that promotion, primary_type: text, target_id: '755'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Of course, if something were to . . .', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Of
-        course, if something were to . . .', primary_type: text, target_id: '756'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Goes prophecy move up or down?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Goes
-        prophecy move up or down?', primary_type: text, target_id: '757'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't believe in waiting for the other shoe to drop., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't believe in waiting for the other shoe to drop.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '758'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I says to him, "Why would a guy my age need a life insurance
-        policy?"', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I says to him, "Why would
-        a guy my age need a life insurance policy?"', primary_type: text, target_id: '759'}
-    - {alt_description: Aha! Going over the pitch one final time *can* hurt you.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Aha! Going over the pitch one final time
-        *can* hurt you., primary_type: text, target_id: '760'}
-    - {alt_description: You look so pensive!, alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        look so pensive!, primary_type: text, target_id: '761'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you know my Dad was a mason?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you know my Dad was a mason?', primary_type: text, target_id: '762'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Dan, they sky is falling back at the office, and I don''t
-        think casting your eyes Heavenward will get us the help we need!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Dan, they sky is falling back at the office, and I don''t
-        think casting your eyes Heavenward will get us the help we need!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '763'}
-    - {alt_description: That brings us to item number six on your expense report...'cinder
-        block booby-trap'. I'll have to disallow that as well!, alt_type: text, primary_description: That
-        brings us to item number six on your expense report...'cinder block booby-trap'.
-        I'll have to disallow that as well!, primary_type: text, target_id: '764'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why the sudden interest in ''low-probability high-impact
-        events''?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why the sudden interest
-        in ''low-probability high-impact events''?', primary_type: text, target_id: '765'}
-    - {alt_description: I think they misunderstood your dessert order...., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think they misunderstood your dessert order...., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '766'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Take it from me, the market is about to fall.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Take it from me, the market is about to fall.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '767'}
-    - {alt_description: '"You might want to say grace, quick" !', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"You might want to say grace, quick" !', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '768'}
-    - {alt_description: What a blockbuster idea., alt_type: text, primary_description: What
-        a blockbuster idea., primary_type: text, target_id: '769'}
-    - {alt_description: 'i don''t know about you, but I''m ready to cement this deal.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'i don''t know about you, but I''m ready
-        to cement this deal.', primary_type: text, target_id: '770'}
-    - {alt_description: You know it's great to be an insurance agent. I'm covered
-        for anything., alt_type: text, primary_description: You know it's great to
-        be an insurance agent. I'm covered for anything., primary_type: text, target_id: '771'}
-    - {alt_description: Those carbs are going to kill you someday., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Those carbs are going to kill you someday., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '772'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then she says I am like Chicken Little, always afraid
-        the sky is falling...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And then she
-        says I am like Chicken Little, always afraid the sky is falling...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '773'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ve worked out an exit strategy, but I don''t have time
-        to share the details.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ve worked
-        out an exit strategy, but I don''t have time to share the details.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '774'}
-    - {alt_description: There's nothing worse than a cold cup of coffee., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There's nothing worse than a cold cup of coffee., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '775'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I watched ''Forrest Gump'' again last night, Larry-- I think
-        I finally get it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I watched ''Forrest
-        Gump'' again last night, Larry-- I think I finally get it.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '776'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hang on, it''ll come to me in a just a sec...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hang on, it''ll come to me in a just a sec...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '777'}
-    - {alt_description: The duck here is to die for., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        duck here is to die for., primary_type: text, target_id: '778'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Dad!" WHAT?, Nothing, " I''m rich.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Dad!"
-        WHAT?, Nothing, " I''m rich.', primary_type: text, target_id: '779'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Does this taste like Diet to you?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Does
-        this taste like Diet to you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '780'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ten years after we build this building, they''re telling
-        us it''s shoddy construction.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ten
-        years after we build this building, they''re telling us it''s shoddy construction.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '781'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How''s the market today?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How''s
-        the market today?', primary_type: text, target_id: '782'}
-    - {alt_description: '...And I told her, honey, just trust my 6th sense about these
-        things...it''ll all be fine.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...And
-        I told her, honey, just trust my 6th sense about these things...it''ll all
-        be fine.', primary_type: text, target_id: '783'}
-    - {alt_description: I hate Mondays., alt_type: text, primary_description: I hate
-        Mondays., primary_type: text, target_id: '784'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, it was a little strange last night. All the fortune
-        cookie said was, "Look Up!!"', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes,
-        it was a little strange last night. All the fortune cookie said was, "Look
-        Up!!"', primary_type: text, target_id: '785'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Never mind Frank, its probably too late.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Never mind Frank, its probably too late.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '786'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, like I was saying, you gotta live everyday as if it were
-        your last.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, like I was saying,
-        you gotta live everyday as if it were your last.', primary_type: text, target_id: '787'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing ever changes, alt_type: text, primary_description: Nothing
-        ever changes, primary_type: text, target_id: '788'}
-    - {alt_description: The fixtures are tacky but I like the exposed brick., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The fixtures are tacky but I like the exposed brick., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '789'}
-    - {alt_description: Never say die., alt_type: text, primary_description: Never
-        say die., primary_type: text, target_id: '790'}
-    - {alt_description: I still maintain that the theory of gravity is just a theory.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I still maintain that the theory of gravity
-        is just a theory., primary_type: text, target_id: '791'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish I could afford a piano., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        wish I could afford a piano., primary_type: text, target_id: '792'}
-    - {alt_description: On my mother's grave I can assure you there are no hidden
-        costs in the deal., alt_type: text, primary_description: On my mother's grave
-        I can assure you there are no hidden costs in the deal., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '793'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Anything else, my time''s about up on the meter?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Anything else, my time''s about up on the meter?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '794'}
-    - {alt_description: I always liked you Stan, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        always liked you Stan, primary_type: text, target_id: '795'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "\u2026and sometimes you've got to draw the line\
-        \ between comedy and helping out.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "\u2026\
-        and sometimes you've got to draw the line between comedy and helping out.",
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '796'}
-    - {alt_description: And that's my final offer, alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        that's my final offer, primary_type: text, target_id: '797'}
-    - {alt_description: I built this place., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        built this place., primary_type: text, target_id: '798'}
-    - {alt_description: Cancel my order., alt_type: text, primary_description: Cancel
-        my order., primary_type: text, target_id: '799'}
-    - {alt_description: I've got something on my mind., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        got something on my mind., primary_type: text, target_id: '800'}
-    - {alt_description: I wanted your input because you are always seeing things before
-        other people do., alt_type: text, primary_description: I wanted your input
-        because you are always seeing things before other people do., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '801'}
-    - {alt_description: I just feel like there's this huge weight hanging over me.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just feel like there's this huge weight
-        hanging over me., primary_type: text, target_id: '802'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Enjoy your sandwich... I having steak... I just wrote a $5,000,000.00
-        policy on this place... Effective at midnight tonight...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Enjoy your sandwich... I having steak... I just wrote
-        a $5,000,000.00 policy on this place... Effective at midnight tonight...',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '803'}
-    - {alt_description: Must be a 'blockbuster'!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Must
-        be a 'blockbuster'!, primary_type: text, target_id: '804'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t know what it is, but it just keeps going through
-        my mind.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I don''t know what it is,
-        but it just keeps going through my mind.', primary_type: text, target_id: '805'}
-    - {alt_description: I've completely hedged all my market risk to avoid the proverbial
-        Black Swan., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've completely hedged all
-        my market risk to avoid the proverbial Black Swan., primary_type: text, target_id: '806'}
-    - {alt_description: His office is nicer than mine., alt_type: text, primary_description: His
-        office is nicer than mine., primary_type: text, target_id: '807'}
-    - {alt_description: Good to the last drop!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Good
-        to the last drop!, primary_type: text, target_id: '808'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing wakes me up like that first cup of coffee., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Nothing wakes me up like that first cup of coffee., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '809'}
-    - {alt_description: I have a feeling things are going to turn around soon !, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I have a feeling things are going to turn around soon !,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '810'}
-    - {alt_description: I wouldn't worry about your diet., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        wouldn't worry about your diet., primary_type: text, target_id: '811'}
-    - {alt_description: Damoclese sword was not available., alt_type: text, primary_description: Damoclese
-        sword was not available., primary_type: text, target_id: '812'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll vote for Trump when concrete blocks fly., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'll vote for Trump when concrete blocks fly., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '813'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What are the odds of being hit by a ton of bricks?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What are the odds of being hit by a ton of bricks?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '814'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The layoff, my prostrate scare, my wife''s affair. Sure glad
-        bad things only come in threes.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The
-        layoff, my prostrate scare, my wife''s affair. Sure glad bad things only come
-        in threes.', primary_type: text, target_id: '815'}
-    - {alt_description: Flat white coming up!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Flat
-        white coming up!, primary_type: text, target_id: '816'}
-    - {alt_description: I voted for Trump; and the sky did not fall down., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I voted for Trump; and the sky did not fall down., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '817'}
-    - {alt_description: I believe you make your own luck., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        believe you make your own luck., primary_type: text, target_id: '818'}
-    - {alt_description: Stuck with the check again., alt_type: text, primary_description: Stuck
-        with the check again., primary_type: text, target_id: '819'}
-    - {alt_description: Things are looking up for you., alt_type: text, primary_description: Things
-        are looking up for you., primary_type: text, target_id: '820'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why do you want to know my PIN number?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why do you want to know my PIN number?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '821'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm more of a Big Idea guy than a concrete thinker., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm more of a Big Idea guy than a concrete thinker., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '822'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What was that? I''m getting a raise?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        was that? I''m getting a raise?', primary_type: text, target_id: '823'}
-    - {alt_description: Gravity is just a theory..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Gravity
-        is just a theory..., primary_type: text, target_id: '824'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, I guess you could say that I am fiscally conservative
-        and socially liberal.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh, I guess
-        you could say that I am fiscally conservative and socially liberal.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '825'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Note: No one was injured during the production of this cartoon
-        caption drawing.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Note: No one was
-        injured during the production of this cartoon caption drawing.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '826'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, my life insurance premiums are paid up. Why?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yes, my life insurance premiums are paid up. Why?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '827'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I''m not falling for that again.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No,
-        I''m not falling for that again.', primary_type: text, target_id: '828'}
-    - {alt_description: 'New York Life......why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'New
-        York Life......why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '829'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I can just feel it, my writer''s block is about to end.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I can just feel it, my writer''s block
-        is about to end.', primary_type: text, target_id: '830'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hate to say this, but I think that''s a bug in your coffee.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hate to say this, but I think that''s
-        a bug in your coffee.', primary_type: text, target_id: '831'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Should we take this to go?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Should
-        we take this to go?', primary_type: text, target_id: '832'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did I mention my firm completed retrofitting the place in
-        record time?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did I mention my firm
-        completed retrofitting the place in record time?', primary_type: text, target_id: '833'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I figure: "If if doesn''t kill you, it just makes you stronger."',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I figure: "If if doesn''t kill you, it
-        just makes you stronger."', primary_type: text, target_id: '834'}
-    - {alt_description: I just have this feeling of impending doom., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just have this feeling of impending doom., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '835'}
-    - {alt_description: '"I was hit by lightning on the golf course Saturday".', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"I was hit by lightning on the golf course Saturday".',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '836'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How''s my day? So far, so good...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How''s
-        my day? So far, so good...', primary_type: text, target_id: '837'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't look up or your glasses might get shattered., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Don't look up or your glasses might get shattered., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '838'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, I take one lump with my tea. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yes, I take one lump with my tea. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '839'}
-    - {alt_description: Thank you God for such a define burger, alt_type: text, primary_description: Thank
-        you God for such a define burger, primary_type: text, target_id: '840'}
-    - {alt_description: Yes your headache may disappear now., alt_type: text, primary_description: Yes
-        your headache may disappear now., primary_type: text, target_id: '841'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m not going to get those revenue reports in on time, am
-        I, George?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m not going to get those
-        revenue reports in on time, am I, George?', primary_type: text, target_id: '842'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, you''re wrong. It can''t get any worse!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No, you''re wrong. It can''t get any worse!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '843'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Should I cash in my 401(k) or not? I need some kind of sign.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Should I cash in my 401(k) or not? I need
-        some kind of sign.', primary_type: text, target_id: '844'}
-    - {alt_description: I always think the worst can happen . . . people say I'm paranoid!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I always think the worst can happen . .
-        . people say I'm paranoid!, primary_type: text, target_id: '845'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "So I replied, \u2018I don\u2019t believe in\
-        \ luck.\u2019", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "So I replied,\
-        \ \u2018I don\u2019t believe in luck.\u2019", primary_type: text, target_id: '846'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Man, I hit a brick wall at work today!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Man, I hit a brick wall at work today!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '847'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I shouldn''t be telling you this, and if they ever found
-        out, but his secret is........I''m sorry, but you seem to be distracted.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I shouldn''t be telling you this, and
-        if they ever found out, but his secret is........I''m sorry, but you seem
-        to be distracted.', primary_type: text, target_id: '848'}
-    - {alt_description: '"For the fifty grand you owe me, you have a choice. You could
-        pay me, now. OR, you could get your legs broken. What''s your wish?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"For the fifty grand you owe me, you have a choice. You
-        could pay me, now. OR, you could get your legs broken. What''s your wish?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '849'}
-    - {alt_description: I think it's going to rain., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think it's going to rain., primary_type: text, target_id: '850'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, what''s on your mind?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So,
-        what''s on your mind?', primary_type: text, target_id: '851'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ow, this coffee''s hot.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ow,
-        this coffee''s hot.', primary_type: text, target_id: '852'}
-    - {alt_description: So Cheryl and I have been checking out retirement communities.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: So Cheryl and I have been checking out
-        retirement communities., primary_type: text, target_id: '853'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you feeling a down draft?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        you feeling a down draft?', primary_type: text, target_id: '854'}
-    - {alt_description: I told him not to send back the soup., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        told him not to send back the soup., primary_type: text, target_id: '855'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And if I''m lying, may God strike me dead.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'And if I''m lying, may God strike me dead.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '856'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Good news, I don''t think you''ll be visiting your in-laws
-        this weekend.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Good news, I don''t
-        think you''ll be visiting your in-laws this weekend.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '857'}
-    - {alt_description: Last night's Fortune Cookie said "To keep covered - even indoors!",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Last night's Fortune Cookie said "To keep
-        covered - even indoors!", primary_type: text, target_id: '858'}
-    - {alt_description: Try to summarize your grand conclusion really quickly., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Try to summarize your grand conclusion really quickly.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '859'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like I'm just waiting for the next big thing to hit
-        me., alt_type: text, primary_description: I feel like I'm just waiting for
-        the next big thing to hit me., primary_type: text, target_id: '860'}
-    - {alt_description: Damn that Isaac Newton., alt_type: text, primary_description: Damn
-        that Isaac Newton., primary_type: text, target_id: '861'}
-    - {alt_description: Here is where I hid the money, alt_type: text, primary_description: Here
-        is where I hid the money, primary_type: text, target_id: '862'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, yes, but my feeling of impending doom seems something
-        other than just political.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well, yes,
-        but my feeling of impending doom seems something other than just political.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '863'}
-    - {alt_description: '''What''s the metaphor I''m reaching for?''', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '''What''s the metaphor I''m reaching for?''', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '864'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you prefer 1 lump or 2?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you prefer 1 lump or 2?', primary_type: text, target_id: '865'}
-    - {alt_description: Amazing how a great cup of coffee can brighten your whole
-        outlook., alt_type: text, primary_description: Amazing how a great cup of
-        coffee can brighten your whole outlook., primary_type: text, target_id: '866'}
-    - {alt_description: We need some concrete proof to cement our case., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: We need some concrete proof to cement our case., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '867'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Thanks for meeting me here. I tell ya, there''s no escaping
-        the gravity of the situation we''re in.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Thanks
-        for meeting me here. I tell ya, there''s no escaping the gravity of the situation
-        we''re in.', primary_type: text, target_id: '868'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I don''t get my coffee first thing, I could die.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If I don''t get my coffee first thing, I could die.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '869'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you going to finish that sandwich or keep staring at
-        that cinder block for the rest of our meal?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        you going to finish that sandwich or keep staring at that cinder block for
-        the rest of our meal?', primary_type: text, target_id: '870'}
-    - {alt_description: I've always loved you., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        always loved you., primary_type: text, target_id: '871'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Decisions, decisions.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Decisions,
-        decisions.', primary_type: text, target_id: '872'}
-    - {alt_description: Under the table! Your ex-wife just walked in!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Under the table! Your ex-wife just walked in!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '873'}
-    - {alt_description: Now we have to worry about another thing coming from the sky,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Now we have to worry about another thing
-        coming from the sky, primary_type: text, target_id: '874'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Life is short, you know?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Life
-        is short, you know?', primary_type: text, target_id: '875'}
-    - {alt_description: So I finally broke up with Bellatrix last night., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So I finally broke up with Bellatrix last night., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '876'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Doesn''t your ex wife work upstairs?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Doesn''t
-        your ex wife work upstairs?', primary_type: text, target_id: '877'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and, if this isn''t the best deal you ever made, may I
-        be clobbered with a concrete masonry unit.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and,
-        if this isn''t the best deal you ever made, may I be clobbered with a concrete
-        masonry unit.', primary_type: text, target_id: '878'}
-    - {alt_description: It's time you quit interrupting me., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        time you quit interrupting me., primary_type: text, target_id: '879'}
-    - {alt_description: The coffee comes with an extra jolt that goes to your head.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: The coffee comes with an extra jolt that
-        goes to your head., primary_type: text, target_id: '880'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I have nothing planned for tomorrow. Why do you ask?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, I have nothing planned for tomorrow.
-        Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '881'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever feel like nothing exciting happens to you anymore?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ever feel like nothing exciting happens
-        to you anymore?', primary_type: text, target_id: '882'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can you give me just a moment?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Can
-        you give me just a moment?', primary_type: text, target_id: '883'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Lately, I''ve been feeling this enormous weight over me.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Lately, I''ve been feeling this enormous
-        weight over me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '884'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm about to lose my mind., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        about to lose my mind., primary_type: text, target_id: '885'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish there were a way to block everything out of my head.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I wish there were a way to block everything
-        out of my head., primary_type: text, target_id: '886'}
-    - {alt_description: I keep hoping inspiration for the new cement ad campaign hits
-        me over the head., alt_type: text, primary_description: I keep hoping inspiration
-        for the new cement ad campaign hits me over the head., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '887'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I was thinking, maybe I just won''t go back to the office
-        later.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I was thinking, maybe I just
-        won''t go back to the office later.', primary_type: text, target_id: '888'}
-    - {alt_description: So I told him he was too vague and I needed something more
-        concrete., alt_type: text, primary_description: So I told him he was too vague
-        and I needed something more concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '889'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Technically, I am a "beta-tester" for Acme Corporation',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Technically, I am a "beta-tester" for
-        Acme Corporation', primary_type: text, target_id: '890'}
-    - {alt_description: 'As to construction costs, I firmly believe that what goes
-        up must come down.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'As to construction
-        costs, I firmly believe that what goes up must come down.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '891'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think I should have tipped on the tax?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you think I should have tipped on the tax?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '892'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Same old, same old.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Same
-        old, same old.', primary_type: text, target_id: '893'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, what''s up with you?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So,
-        what''s up with you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '894'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You gotta stop eating sandwiches every day, Mike. The carbs
-        are gonna kill you.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You gotta stop
-        eating sandwiches every day, Mike. The carbs are gonna kill you.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '895'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have you made a concrete decision yet?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Have you made a concrete decision yet?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '896'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Could we get the check, please?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Could
-        we get the check, please?', primary_type: text, target_id: '897'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, that reminds me. I need to get that insurance app for
-        my Phone.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh, that reminds me. I need
-        to get that insurance app for my Phone.', primary_type: text, target_id: '898'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Then he said: It''s like getting hit with a ton of bricks,
-        whatever that means.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Then he said:
-        It''s like getting hit with a ton of bricks, whatever that means.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '899'}
-    - {alt_description: What I wouldn't give to escape this rat race., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: What I wouldn't give to escape this rat race., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '900'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think I tipped enough?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you think I tipped enough?', primary_type: text, target_id: '901'}
-    - {alt_description: And then it just hit me like a ton of bricks!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And then it just hit me like a ton of bricks!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '902'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you really want that order of the triple shot of Espresso?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did you really want that order of the
-        triple shot of Espresso?', primary_type: text, target_id: '903'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know this will hit you like a ton of bricks, but I have
-        to lay you off.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I know this will hit
-        you like a ton of bricks, but I have to lay you off.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '904'}
-    - {alt_description: But at least I have my health., alt_type: text, primary_description: But
-        at least I have my health., primary_type: text, target_id: '905'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why don''t you change seats, Mr. Bossy Pants.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why don''t you change seats, Mr. Bossy Pants.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '906'}
-    - {alt_description: That sounds too heavy for lunch., alt_type: text, primary_description: That
-        sounds too heavy for lunch., primary_type: text, target_id: '907'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I'll order the Chicken Little, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think I'll order the Chicken Little, primary_type: text, target_id: '908'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You seem distracted. What''s up?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        seem distracted. What''s up?', primary_type: text, target_id: '909'}
-    - {alt_description: At least I won't have to listen to him complain about the
-        flu anymore., alt_type: text, primary_description: At least I won't have to
-        listen to him complain about the flu anymore., primary_type: text, target_id: '910'}
-    - {alt_description: Hey! I just remembered where Jimmy Hoffa's buried., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Hey! I just remembered where Jimmy Hoffa's buried., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '911'}
-    - {alt_description: That gluten is going to kill you., alt_type: text, primary_description: That
-        gluten is going to kill you., primary_type: text, target_id: '912'}
-    - {alt_description: Stop interrupting; let me finish..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Stop
-        interrupting; let me finish..., primary_type: text, target_id: '913'}
-    - {alt_description: 'On second thought, don''t buy. Sell.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'On
-        second thought, don''t buy. Sell.', primary_type: text, target_id: '914'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll buy lunch!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll
-        buy lunch!, primary_type: text, target_id: '915'}
-    - {alt_description: 'They were out of donuts. How can this day get any worse?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'They were out of donuts. How can this
-        day get any worse?', primary_type: text, target_id: '916'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Goddamit, I told them half soy, half lactaid mixed with a
-        decaf americano.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Goddamit, I told
-        them half soy, half lactaid mixed with a decaf americano.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '917'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Mankind hasn''t yet explained life, let alone life''s universal
-        antidote. When it''s your time, away you go.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Mankind
-        hasn''t yet explained life, let alone life''s universal antidote. When it''s
-        your time, away you go.', primary_type: text, target_id: '918'}
-    - {alt_description: I cannot believe she just blocked me on facebook!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I cannot believe she just blocked me on facebook!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '919'}
-    - {alt_description: Bill I think your phone is buzzing., alt_type: text, primary_description: Bill
-        I think your phone is buzzing., primary_type: text, target_id: '920'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, yeah, the brain surgery went great.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, yeah, the brain surgery went great.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '921'}
-    - {alt_description: That block of angry tweets from the Cloud should be coming
-        in any time now., alt_type: text, primary_description: That block of angry
-        tweets from the Cloud should be coming in any time now., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '922'}
-    - {alt_description: I heard that Trump build this building, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        heard that Trump build this building, primary_type: text, target_id: '923'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Dammit, we''ve been found out.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Dammit,
-        we''ve been found out.', primary_type: text, target_id: '924'}
-    - {alt_description: Wow...these things rarely come true., alt_type: text, primary_description: Wow...these
-        things rarely come true., primary_type: text, target_id: '925'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So she say''s, "one lump or two, and I''m like..........BLACK!!!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So she say''s, "one lump or two, and I''m
-        like..........BLACK!!!', primary_type: text, target_id: '926'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What would you do if you were me?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        would you do if you were me?', primary_type: text, target_id: '927'}
-    - {alt_description: This Tetris demo is just the first game for our VR glasses
-        line., alt_type: text, primary_description: This Tetris demo is just the first
-        game for our VR glasses line., primary_type: text, target_id: '928'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Almost over\u2026my last day of work.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "Almost over\u2026my last day of work.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '929'}
-    - {alt_description: I desperately need a block buster idea!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        desperately need a block buster idea!, primary_type: text, target_id: '930'}
-    - {alt_description: 'As I was saying, we were a block from Iraq when suddenly...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'As I was saying, we were a block from
-        Iraq when suddenly...', primary_type: text, target_id: '931'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Duck! Ah, too bad...share your coffee?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Duck! Ah, too bad...share your coffee?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '932'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, how should we end this interview?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So,
-        how should we end this interview?', primary_type: text, target_id: '933'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did I tell you I yelled at a brick-layer this morning?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did I tell you I yelled at a brick-layer
-        this morning?', primary_type: text, target_id: '934'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish I had a bigger sandwich than you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wish I had a bigger sandwich than you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '935'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm expecting something really big, alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        expecting something really big, primary_type: text, target_id: '936'}
-    - {alt_description: The wife says I'm just being maudlin with these thoughts of
-        impending doom..., alt_type: text, primary_description: The wife says I'm
-        just being maudlin with these thoughts of impending doom..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '937'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm pretty smart. I don't need a brick to hit me over the
-        head., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm pretty smart. I don't need
-        a brick to hit me over the head., primary_type: text, target_id: '938'}
-    - {alt_description: I really feel like just a light lunch., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        really feel like just a light lunch., primary_type: text, target_id: '939'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you know this place is closing?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you know this place is closing?', primary_type: text, target_id: '940'}
-    - {alt_description: I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about Karma!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I didn't get to where I am today by worrying
-        about Karma!, primary_type: text, target_id: '941'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s like the sword of Damocles, but our insurance required
-        the two extra strings.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s like
-        the sword of Damocles, but our insurance required the two extra strings.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '942'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife says I should be more optimistic., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My wife says I should be more optimistic., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '943'}
-    - {alt_description: A reality television personality as president; not in my lifetime.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: A reality television personality as president;
-        not in my lifetime., primary_type: text, target_id: '944'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, someone finally reached China.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        someone finally reached China.', primary_type: text, target_id: '945'}
-    - {alt_description: Today I traded all my Acme stock., alt_type: text, primary_description: Today
-        I traded all my Acme stock., primary_type: text, target_id: '946'}
-    - {alt_description: Uh oh!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Uh oh!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '947'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Your life insurance paid up?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Your
-        life insurance paid up?', primary_type: text, target_id: '948'}
-    - {alt_description: To be or not to be. Should I let my boss live or die. That
-        is the question. I know how Shakespeare felt. A dilemma., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: To be or not to be. Should I let my boss live or die. That
-        is the question. I know how Shakespeare felt. A dilemma., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '949'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Believe me Sam, you have really made this into a concrete
-        idea', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Believe me Sam, you have really
-        made this into a concrete idea', primary_type: text, target_id: '950'}
-    - {alt_description: They have a table time limit. But I've never seen it enforced.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: They have a table time limit. But I've
-        never seen it enforced., primary_type: text, target_id: '951'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Code, Schmode. I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Code, Schmode. I know a guy who knows
-        a guy who knows a guy...', primary_type: text, target_id: '952'}
-    - {alt_description: Flat Man vs. Soup-er Man, alt_type: text, primary_description: Flat
-        Man vs. Soup-er Man, primary_type: text, target_id: '953'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing good ever happens before my first cup of coffee.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Nothing good ever happens before my first
-        cup of coffee., primary_type: text, target_id: '954'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Inspiration; she is a fickle muse \u2013you\
-        \ never know where your next big idea will come from.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Inspiration;\
-        \ she is a fickle muse \u2013you never know where your next big idea will\
-        \ come from.", primary_type: text, target_id: '955'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why is it always an anvil?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why
-        is it always an anvil?', primary_type: text, target_id: '956'}
-    - {alt_description: You will never believe where I hid the money., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You will never believe where I hid the money., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '957'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever feel like God is out to get you?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ever
-        feel like God is out to get you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '958'}
-    - {alt_description: about this brick clause..., alt_type: text, primary_description: about
-        this brick clause..., primary_type: text, target_id: '959'}
-    - {alt_description: The market is moving just the way I want it to., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The market is moving just the way I want it to., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '960'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know exactly what the deal is Harry, I don''t a cinder
-        block to fall on my head.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I know exactly
-        what the deal is Harry, I don''t a cinder block to fall on my head.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '961'}
-    - {alt_description: I finally met Tabitha's parents. Her mom's a teacher and her
-        dad's a mason., alt_type: text, primary_description: I finally met Tabitha's
-        parents. Her mom's a teacher and her dad's a mason., primary_type: text, target_id: '962'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Just coffee? I was hoping for something stronger.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Just coffee? I was hoping for something stronger.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '963'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I forgot my wallet, would you mind..?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        forgot my wallet, would you mind..?', primary_type: text, target_id: '964'}
-    - {alt_description: 'One more time: ''The Breaking of Pelvis 1 2 3'', Take 13.
-        Ready? Action!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'One more time: ''The
-        Breaking of Pelvis 1 2 3'', Take 13. Ready? Action!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '965'}
-    - {alt_description: Looks like God ran out of lightning bolts, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Looks like God ran out of lightning bolts, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '966'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My portfolio never saw Brazil, Russia, India and China coming.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My portfolio never saw Brazil, Russia,
-        India and China coming.', primary_type: text, target_id: '967'}
-    - {alt_description: I need the caffeine but it usually gives me a headache, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I need the caffeine but it usually gives me a headache,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '968'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll pick up the check this time., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll
-        pick up the check this time., primary_type: text, target_id: '969'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And after I confessed to her, it was as if a huge weight
-        came off of my shoulders!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And after
-        I confessed to her, it was as if a huge weight came off of my shoulders!',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '970'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m sorry...did you just call me a block head?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''m sorry...did you just call me a block head?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '971'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ha, ha, my mother-in-law is always telling me I''m "one brick
-        short of a load" Can''t wait to tell her about my promotion.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Ha, ha, my mother-in-law is always telling me I''m "one
-        brick short of a load" Can''t wait to tell her about my promotion.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '972'}
-    - {alt_description: I never seem to finish anything., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        never seem to finish anything., primary_type: text, target_id: '973'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You look as though you''ve seen a ghost--what''s on your
-        mind?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You look as though you''ve seen
-        a ghost--what''s on your mind?', primary_type: text, target_id: '974'}
-    - {alt_description: And she's constantly making empty threats., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And she's constantly making empty threats., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '975'}
-    - {alt_description: 'MetLife. Why do.....?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'MetLife.
-        Why do.....?', primary_type: text, target_id: '976'}
-    - {alt_description: They have an excellent piano set in the evenings., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: They have an excellent piano set in the evenings., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '977'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Henry, let me tell you the story why I always sit under this
-        hanging art installation.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Henry, let
-        me tell you the story why I always sit under this hanging art installation.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '978'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How does that Damocles story end?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How
-        does that Damocles story end?', primary_type: text, target_id: '979'}
-    - {alt_description: I know Edith would want me to remarry and be happy., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I know Edith would want me to remarry and be happy., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '980'}
-    - {alt_description: You shouldn't try to talk with your mouth full., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You shouldn't try to talk with your mouth full., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '981'}
-    - {alt_description: My future feels up in the air., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        future feels up in the air., primary_type: text, target_id: '982'}
-    - {alt_description: You won't be needing the cream or the sugar., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You won't be needing the cream or the sugar., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '983'}
-    - {alt_description: It's scary how unpredictable the world has become., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's scary how unpredictable the world has become., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '984'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And does it cover imminently existing conditions?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'And does it cover imminently existing conditions?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '985'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why Coffee & Clobber?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why
-        Coffee & Clobber?', primary_type: text, target_id: '986'}
-    - {alt_description: '. . . and then, on Tuesday, I''m gonna . . .', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '. . . and then, on Tuesday, I''m gonna . . .', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '987'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Bob, your day is about to get a whole lot worse.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Bob, your day is about to get a whole lot worse.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '988'}
-    - {alt_description: Seems like lately I've been suffering from a mental block.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Seems like lately I've been suffering from
-        a mental block., primary_type: text, target_id: '989'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, not cement. I''m pretty sure it''s called a concrete
-        block.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, not cement. I''m pretty
-        sure it''s called a concrete block.', primary_type: text, target_id: '990'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Not a feeling, Larry. It''s more like a premonition...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Not a feeling, Larry. It''s more like
-        a premonition...', primary_type: text, target_id: '991'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't help feel something's up., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        can't help feel something's up., primary_type: text, target_id: '992'}
-    - {alt_description: I've been thinking that I just might be an atheist., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've been thinking that I just might be an atheist., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '993'}
-    - {alt_description: .. and then it hit me like a ton of bricks., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: .. and then it hit me like a ton of bricks., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '994'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you using "brick" figuratively?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        you using "brick" figuratively?', primary_type: text, target_id: '995'}
-    - {alt_description: Fasting on Yom Kippur is for suckers., alt_type: text, primary_description: Fasting
-        on Yom Kippur is for suckers., primary_type: text, target_id: '996'}
-    - {alt_description: Sword of Damocles hell.....I tell you Murray this thing feels
-        more like a concrete block!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Sword of
-        Damocles hell.....I tell you Murray this thing feels more like a concrete
-        block!, primary_type: text, target_id: '997'}
-    - {alt_description: It's more than just my thoughts of impending doom that hinder
-        me, alt_type: text, primary_description: It's more than just my thoughts of
-        impending doom that hinder me, primary_type: text, target_id: '998'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t tell me - another cinder block?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Don''t tell me - another cinder block?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '999'}
-    - {alt_description: You insisted on changing tables!, alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        insisted on changing tables!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1000'}
-    - {alt_description: If I can just block out the distractions I know I can cement
-        the deal., alt_type: text, primary_description: If I can just block out the
-        distractions I know I can cement the deal., primary_type: text, target_id: '1001'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m thinking about buying long term care insurance. What
-        do you think?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m thinking about
-        buying long term care insurance. What do you think?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1002'}
-    - {alt_description: No need to find a brick wall to slam your head into. . .now
-        it comes to you., alt_type: text, primary_description: No need to find a brick
-        wall to slam your head into. . .now it comes to you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1003'}
-    - {alt_description: This will wake me up., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        will wake me up., primary_type: text, target_id: '1004'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Life is about hard work, Jim. Not luck.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Life is about hard work, Jim. Not luck.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1005'}
-    - {alt_description: I just can't figure out how to tell her that I'm leaning.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just can't figure out how to tell her
-        that I'm leaning., primary_type: text, target_id: '1006'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hum, Ah John, did I ever tell you your wife is HOT!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hum, Ah John, did I ever tell you your wife is HOT!',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1007'}
-    - {alt_description: Nevermind., alt_type: text, primary_description: Nevermind.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1008'}
-    - {alt_description: Whoa! This will surely ring your bell., alt_type: text, primary_description: Whoa!
-        This will surely ring your bell., primary_type: text, target_id: '1009'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know what I''ve been thinking?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        know what I''ve been thinking?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1010'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Call me crazy, but I can''t shake this sense of impending
-        doom.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Call me crazy, but I can''t
-        shake this sense of impending doom.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1011'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Let me repeat. No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except
-        for money.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Let me repeat. No man but
-        a blockhead ever wrote, except for money.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1012'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you ever wake up feeling like nothing bad could possibly
-        happen today?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did you ever wake up
-        feeling like nothing bad could possibly happen today?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1013'}
-    - {alt_description: The market is really plummeting today. I need a solid investment,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: The market is really plummeting today.
-        I need a solid investment, primary_type: text, target_id: '1014'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What would Macbeth do?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        would Macbeth do?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1015'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What did you say?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        did you say?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1016'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My wife wants to cement our relationship, whatever that means.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My wife wants to cement our relationship,
-        whatever that means.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1017'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife and I are having an amicable divorce., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My wife and I are having an amicable divorce., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1018'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just going to march right in there and make it clear that
-        I'm not going anywhere., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm just going
-        to march right in there and make it clear that I'm not going anywhere., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1019'}
-    - {alt_description: I've never understood why people have such bad things to say
-        about the Acme Coffee House, alt_type: text, primary_description: I've never
-        understood why people have such bad things to say about the Acme Coffee House,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1020'}
-    - {alt_description: I snuck in 22oz soda, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        snuck in 22oz soda, primary_type: text, target_id: '1021'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I swear, the food in the place is killing me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I swear, the food in the place is killing me.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1022'}
-    - {alt_description: Everyone is trying to keep me down., alt_type: text, primary_description: Everyone
-        is trying to keep me down., primary_type: text, target_id: '1023'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I can''t remember if it was Pope John Paul I, or Pope John
-        Paul II...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I can''t remember if it
-        was Pope John Paul I, or Pope John Paul II...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1024'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is there something I''ve overlooked?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is
-        there something I''ve overlooked?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1025'}
-    - {alt_description: 'We''re making a little head way, "I think you''re right".',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'We''re making a little head way, "I think
-        you''re right".', primary_type: text, target_id: '1026'}
-    - {alt_description: Weight., alt_type: text, primary_description: Weight., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1027'}
-    - {alt_description: You have to give me proof the sky is falling., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You have to give me proof the sky is falling., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1028'}
-    - {alt_description: Suddenly this world saving thought hit me like a brick., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Suddenly this world saving thought hit me like a brick.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1029'}
-    - {alt_description: Life is shorter than you think., alt_type: text, primary_description: Life
-        is shorter than you think., primary_type: text, target_id: '1030'}
-    - {alt_description: '''hmm... do I open the umbrella and risk bad luck?''', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '''hmm... do I open the umbrella and risk bad luck?''',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1031'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Frankly, I don''t believe in chance.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Frankly,
-        I don''t believe in chance.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1032'}
-    - {alt_description: '[Well Jim,] the construction industry just isn''t what it
-        used to be...', alt_type: text, primary_description: '[Well Jim,] the construction
-        industry just isn''t what it used to be...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1033'}
-    - {alt_description: I never thought the aggregate would fall so fast !, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I never thought the aggregate would fall so fast !, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1034'}
-    - {alt_description: Funny idea of an art exhibit this cafe has..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Funny idea of an art exhibit this cafe has..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1035'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You ever feel like something heavy is looming over your head?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You ever feel like something heavy is
-        looming over your head?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1036'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Frank, I really think your insistence on hiring union labor
-        is destroying our business.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Frank,
-        I really think your insistence on hiring union labor is destroying our business.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1037'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Bob, I gotta say, the decor here is stunning.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Bob, I gotta say, the decor here is stunning.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1038'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m sorry, Phil, but I don''t have time to', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''m sorry, Phil, but I don''t have time to', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1039'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I get a mental block., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes
-        I get a mental block., primary_type: text, target_id: '1040'}
-    - {alt_description: Looks like Death lives just a block away from here., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Looks like Death lives just a block away from here., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1041'}
-    - {alt_description: Every time I eat here I leave with a headache., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Every time I eat here I leave with a headache., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1042'}
-    - {alt_description: There can't be anything worse than getting fired and sued
-        for divorce in the same week!, alt_type: text, primary_description: There
-        can't be anything worse than getting fired and sued for divorce in the same
-        week!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1043'}
-    - {alt_description: There is no actuarial algorithm for computing the risk for
-        blockheads., alt_type: text, primary_description: There is no actuarial algorithm
-        for computing the risk for blockheads., primary_type: text, target_id: '1044'}
-    - {alt_description: Instead of coffee I could have had a V-8., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Instead of coffee I could have had a V-8., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1045'}
-    - {alt_description: Where did that come from I think you should go., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Where did that come from I think you should go., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1046'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, I did order the duck. You don''t need to yell about
-        it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes, I did order the duck. You
-        don''t need to yell about it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1047'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife thinks I need to pay more attention to her., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My wife thinks I need to pay more attention to her., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1048'}
-    - {alt_description: God would have to drop a block of concrete on my head before
-        I would ever vote for a woman., alt_type: text, primary_description: God would
-        have to drop a block of concrete on my head before I would ever vote for a
-        woman., primary_type: text, target_id: '1049'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s a concrete proposal, but a need a quick yes or no.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s a concrete proposal, but a need
-        a quick yes or no.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1050'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't know - I just have that feeling the other shoe is
-        going to drop soon., alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't know - I
-        just have that feeling the other shoe is going to drop soon., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1051'}
-    - {alt_description: I can be as hard headed as the next man., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can be as hard headed as the next man., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1052'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe sitting at a new table will change my luck., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Maybe sitting at a new table will change my luck., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1053'}
-    - {alt_description: THIS COFFEE IS TO DIE FOR, alt_type: text, primary_description: THIS
-        COFFEE IS TO DIE FOR, primary_type: text, target_id: '1054'}
-    - {alt_description: It's my turn to by the coffee., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        my turn to by the coffee., primary_type: text, target_id: '1055'}
-    - {alt_description: Regarding your cinder toffee coffee order..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Regarding your cinder toffee coffee order..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1056'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I feel a cold coming on! This morning, I woke up and was
-        aching like a ton of bricks fell on me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        feel a cold coming on! This morning, I woke up and was aching like a ton of
-        bricks fell on me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1057'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Just out of curiosity, are your life insurance premiums paid
-        up?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Just out of curiosity, are your
-        life insurance premiums paid up?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1058'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm sick of all of these news guys acting like the worlds
-        coming to an end., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm sick of all of
-        these news guys acting like the worlds coming to an end., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1059'}
-    - {alt_description: 'But, I really do have something on my mind.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'But, I really do have something on my mind.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1060'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey, why are you always calling me a blockhead?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hey, why are you always calling me a blockhead?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1061'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you mean one lump or two?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        do you mean one lump or two?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1062'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel a migraine coming, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel a migraine coming, primary_type: text, target_id: '1063'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Remember that insurance policy we discussed?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Remember that insurance policy we discussed?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1064'}
-    - {alt_description: Lately I've been feeling scatterbrained., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Lately I've been feeling scatterbrained., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1065'}
-    - {alt_description: My psychic told me I'm going to have a lot on my mind today.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: My psychic told me I'm going to have a
-        lot on my mind today., primary_type: text, target_id: '1066'}
-    - {alt_description: As you get older you realize that gravity always catches up
-        to you., alt_type: text, primary_description: As you get older you realize
-        that gravity always catches up to you., primary_type: text, target_id: '1067'}
-    - {alt_description: This is the last time I'm having coffee at this place, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This is the last time I'm having coffee at this place,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1068'}
-    - {alt_description: You really need to get out of your writer's block!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You really need to get out of your writer's block!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1069'}
-    - {alt_description: What a hangover. I feel like a brick hit my head!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: What a hangover. I feel like a brick hit my head!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1070'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm hoping Maybe inspiration will just hit me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm hoping Maybe inspiration will just hit me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1071'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey Bill, that Excedrin is finally starting to kick in.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hey Bill, that Excedrin is finally starting
-        to kick in.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1072'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you mean speaking of duck and roll?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What do you mean speaking of duck and roll?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1073'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, how is the remodeling going in your office upstairs?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, how is the remodeling going in your
-        office upstairs?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1074'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't believe they've got no wi-fi in this old coffee shop!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I can't believe they've got no wi-fi in
-        this old coffee shop!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1075'}
-    - {alt_description: When I want to feel alive I dip my fingers in hot coffee.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: When I want to feel alive I dip my fingers
-        in hot coffee., primary_type: text, target_id: '1076'}
-    - {alt_description: This Chicken Little themed restaurant takes itself too seriously.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: This Chicken Little themed restaurant takes
-        itself too seriously., primary_type: text, target_id: '1077'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ya know, I''ve felt like nothing has been heading my way
-        today .', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ya know, I''ve felt like nothing
-        has been heading my way today .', primary_type: text, target_id: '1078'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't fathom how my life could get worse., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't fathom how my life could get worse., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1079'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you mean? I always order it on stone ground wheat.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What do you mean? I always order it on
-        stone ground wheat.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1080'}
-    - {alt_description: So that's what happens when you tip below %15., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So that's what happens when you tip below %15., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1081'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Mind your coffee, dear.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Mind
-        your coffee, dear.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1082'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, it''s been a miserable week. But at least it can''t get
-        any worse.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, it''s been a miserable
-        week. But at least it can''t get any worse.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1083'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is it too late now to say sorry?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is
-        it too late now to say sorry?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1084'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Cremation. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Cremation.
-        Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1085'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you even listening?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        you even listening?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1086'}
-    - {alt_description: I will give you one minute to accept my idea., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I will give you one minute to accept my idea., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1087'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I have term life. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        have term life. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1088'}
-    - {alt_description: I like to keep things unpredictable., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        like to keep things unpredictable., primary_type: text, target_id: '1089'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, I''ve been trying to understand this mental block.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know, I''ve been trying to understand
-        this mental block.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1090'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish Donald Trump were here., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        wish Donald Trump were here., primary_type: text, target_id: '1091'}
-    - {alt_description: I am sitting In the morning At the diner ..Uh Oh.., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I am sitting In the morning At the diner ..Uh Oh.., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1092'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes it's like I can sense a migraine coming., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Sometimes it's like I can sense a migraine coming., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1093'}
-    - {alt_description: You're right. There's nothing you can do., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You're right. There's nothing you can do., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1094'}
-    - {alt_description: This story could be a block buster., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        story could be a block buster., primary_type: text, target_id: '1095'}
-    - {alt_description: The whole D line is disabled., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        whole D line is disabled., primary_type: text, target_id: '1096'}
-    - {alt_description: Things sure are looking up for a Monday., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Things sure are looking up for a Monday., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1097'}
-    - {alt_description: There may be some lingering resentment...., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There may be some lingering resentment...., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1098'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you have plans for dinner tonight?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you have plans for dinner tonight?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1099'}
-    - {alt_description: It's hard to explain...I just feel like this big weight is
-        coming down on me., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's hard to explain...I
-        just feel like this big weight is coming down on me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1100'}
-    - {alt_description: That time-space warping theory is just nonsense., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: That time-space warping theory is just nonsense., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1101'}
-    - {alt_description: I just had this deja vu moment, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just had this deja vu moment, primary_type: text, target_id: '1102'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Could you at least look at me when I''m talking to you?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Could you at least look at me when I''m
-        talking to you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1103'}
-    - {alt_description: I never get chosen for anything., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        never get chosen for anything., primary_type: text, target_id: '1104'}
-    - {alt_description: I get the worst headaches since I switched to decaf., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I get the worst headaches since I switched to decaf., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1105'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Luck? I really don''t believe in luck. Things happen for
-        a reason.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Luck? I really don''t believe
-        in luck. Things happen for a reason.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1106'}
-    - {alt_description: '...so my ex starts stammering something about new, simpler,
-        drone technology???', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...so my ex starts
-        stammering something about new, simpler, drone technology???', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1107'}
-    - {alt_description: 'They told me the neighborhood was going down, but I didn''t
-        believe them...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'They told me the neighborhood
-        was going down, but I didn''t believe them...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1108'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like I'm not seeing something here., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel like I'm not seeing something here., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1109'}
-    - {alt_description: Let me get the check this time., alt_type: text, primary_description: Let
-        me get the check this time., primary_type: text, target_id: '1110'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Then, out of the blue, it just hits me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Then, out of the blue, it just hits me.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1111'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You have something on your mind. What''s going on? Is there
-        something you''re not telling me?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        have something on your mind. What''s going on? Is there something you''re
-        not telling me?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1112'}
-    - {alt_description: I just have this feeling like it's over for me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just have this feeling like it's over for me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1113'}
-    - {alt_description: The FBI finally figured out how to crack the iPhone, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The FBI finally figured out how to crack the iPhone, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1114'}
-    - {alt_description: Sure things have been tough; But I have the feeling my luck
-        is about to change., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sure things have
-        been tough; But I have the feeling my luck is about to change., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1115'}
-    - {alt_description: And then this clown tried to sell me life insurance., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And then this clown tried to sell me life insurance., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1116'}
-    - {alt_description: Not falling for your lame April Fool this year buddy!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Not falling for your lame April Fool this year buddy!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1117'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I can never think of anything to put on my Instagram page.
-        Can you?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I can never think of anything
-        to put on my Instagram page. Can you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1118'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm glad we're talking this out. I don't like it hanging over
-        my head., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm glad we're talking this
-        out. I don't like it hanging over my head., primary_type: text, target_id: '1119'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you see the way that old gypsy looked at me?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did you see the way that old gypsy looked at me?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1120'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How can you be so sure that the block guy did it?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'How can you be so sure that the block guy did it?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1121'}
-    - {alt_description: '... so I finally get the feeling things are going my way.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '... so I finally get the feeling things
-        are going my way.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1122'}
-    - {alt_description: This wills you all but pen just conked out., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This wills you all but pen just conked out., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1123'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So do you really think this new blockchain technology is
-        safe?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So do you really think this
-        new blockchain technology is safe?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1124'}
-    - {alt_description: The air feels heavy for some reason., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        air feels heavy for some reason., primary_type: text, target_id: '1125'}
-    - {alt_description: Looks like the end of Ted's performance review and cappuccino
-        combo., alt_type: text, primary_description: Looks like the end of Ted's performance
-        review and cappuccino combo., primary_type: text, target_id: '1126'}
-    - {alt_description: My dumb wife says supporting Trump will give me bad karma.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: My dumb wife says supporting Trump will
-        give me bad karma., primary_type: text, target_id: '1127'}
-    - {alt_description: Well you got your wish., alt_type: text, primary_description: Well
-        you got your wish., primary_type: text, target_id: '1128'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have you ever thought about mortality?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Have you ever thought about mortality?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1129'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you say you will never need Obamacare?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did you say you will never need Obamacare?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1130'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I don''t think a little coffee is going to kill you.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, I don''t think a little coffee is
-        going to kill you.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1131'}
-    - {alt_description: Do you think the chef saw my negative Yelp rating.... Uh yeah.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Do you think the chef saw my negative Yelp
-        rating.... Uh yeah., primary_type: text, target_id: '1132'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Confirmed. Next block down, dead ahead.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Confirmed. Next block down, dead ahead.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1133'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So Bill, tell me,...what else could go wrong today?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So Bill, tell me,...what else could go wrong today?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1134'}
-    - {alt_description: Starbucks has the knack for picking good locations., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Starbucks has the knack for picking good locations., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1135'}
-    - {alt_description: It like with great ideas. Sometimes. BAMM. They just hit you
-        out of nowhere., alt_type: text, primary_description: It like with great ideas.
-        Sometimes. BAMM. They just hit you out of nowhere., primary_type: text, target_id: '1136'}
-    - {alt_description: Corner office in 3...2..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Corner
-        office in 3...2..., primary_type: text, target_id: '1137'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd give anything to get out of this project., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'd give anything to get out of this project., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1138'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I hope they didn\u2019t read my Yelp review.",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "I hope they didn\u2019t read\
-        \ my Yelp review.", primary_type: text, target_id: '1139'}
-    - {alt_description: 'His nickname in high school was ''Butterfingers''...last
-        I heard, he was working in construction."', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'His
-        nickname in high school was ''Butterfingers''...last I heard, he was working
-        in construction."', primary_type: text, target_id: '1140'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, our Syfy Channel remake of ''Armageddon'' has a lower
-        budget, but it still has the same integrity."', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes,
-        our Syfy Channel remake of ''Armageddon'' has a lower budget, but it still
-        has the same integrity."', primary_type: text, target_id: '1141'}
-    - {alt_description: You know those divorce papers you think your wife is trying
-        to serve you with . . ., alt_type: text, primary_description: You know those
-        divorce papers you think your wife is trying to serve you with . . ., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1142'}
-    - {alt_description: And it was then that Bob realized what could be worse than
-        missing the seasonal decorations on his coffee cup., alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        it was then that Bob realized what could be worse than missing the seasonal
-        decorations on his coffee cup., primary_type: text, target_id: '1143'}
-    - {alt_description: I am going to stop living in the future., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I am going to stop living in the future., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1144'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I wonder if I should switch to decaf., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Sometimes I wonder if I should switch to decaf., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1145'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe God will send a sign., alt_type: text, primary_description: Maybe
-        God will send a sign., primary_type: text, target_id: '1146'}
-    - {alt_description: This chef takes chicken-under-a-brick a little too far, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This chef takes chicken-under-a-brick a little too far,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1147'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I tell you, it''s the same old thing every day-nothing extraordinary
-        ever happens to me!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I tell you, it''s
-        the same old thing every day-nothing extraordinary ever happens to me!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1148'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe we shouldn't have been so rude to the waitress., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Maybe we shouldn't have been so rude to the waitress.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1149'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd rather be hit in the head than vote for that guy., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'd rather be hit in the head than vote for that guy.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1150'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like the answer to all my problems will hit me any
-        second., alt_type: text, primary_description: I feel like the answer to all
-        my problems will hit me any second., primary_type: text, target_id: '1151'}
-    - {alt_description: These Karma Koffee baristas never give me the number of lumps
-        I request., alt_type: text, primary_description: These Karma Koffee baristas
-        never give me the number of lumps I request., primary_type: text, target_id: '1152'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think I should change my Tinder selfie?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you think I should change my Tinder selfie?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1153'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you know what''s ironic?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you know what''s ironic?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1154'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like things are just starting to look up for me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel like things are just starting to look up for me.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1155'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sorry, my minds made up! Only God himself, could get me to
-        not vote Trump.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sorry, my minds made
-        up! Only God himself, could get me to not vote Trump.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1156'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like a brick is going to fall on my head..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel like a brick is going to fall on my head..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1157'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Actually, some laws can''t be changed.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Actually, some laws can''t be changed.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1158'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Look, either you''ve got it or you don''t!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Look, either you''ve got it or you don''t!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1159'}
-    - {alt_description: The company name is Damocles and Sons - we're branching out
-        into construction., alt_type: text, primary_description: The company name
-        is Damocles and Sons - we're branching out into construction., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1160'}
-    - {alt_description: It's like this foreboding sense of doom., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's like this foreboding sense of doom., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1161'}
-    - {alt_description: Hold that thought!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Hold
-        that thought!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1162'}
-    - {alt_description: We need a breakthrough., alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        need a breakthrough., primary_type: text, target_id: '1163'}
-    - {alt_description: I heard we're having 360 reviews this week., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I heard we're having 360 reviews this week., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1164'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Then she said, "You''re always so clueless."', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Then she said, "You''re always so clueless."', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1165'}
-    - {alt_description: Solutions usually just hit me like a ton of bricks., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Solutions usually just hit me like a ton of bricks., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1166'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Golf next weekend?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Golf
-        next weekend?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1167'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Anti-Gravity Therapy? No, tell me more.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Anti-Gravity Therapy? No, tell me more.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1168'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Waiter ? There''s a cement block in my soup.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Waiter ? There''s a cement block in my soup.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1169'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey Matt, didn''t you say that you don''t want to live in
-        a world with Trump as President?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hey
-        Matt, didn''t you say that you don''t want to live in a world with Trump as
-        President?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1170'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Then suddenly, out of nowhere, I had this great idea how
-        to make a light bulb that will never burn out.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Then
-        suddenly, out of nowhere, I had this great idea how to make a light bulb that
-        will never burn out.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1171'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe I shouldn't have written that Trump is a blockhead,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Maybe I shouldn't have written that Trump
-        is a blockhead, primary_type: text, target_id: '1172'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ok, I''ll call my insurance guy as soon as I get back to
-        the office.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ok, I''ll call my insurance
-        guy as soon as I get back to the office.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1173'}
-    - {alt_description: The coffee here always gives me a headache., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The coffee here always gives me a headache., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1174'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I hear one more person say, "You deserve a brick today,"
-        I''m going to flip out!!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If I hear
-        one more person say, "You deserve a brick today," I''m going to flip out!!',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1175'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why did you want to discuss the concept of ''Deus Ex Machina''?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why did you want to discuss the concept
-        of ''Deus Ex Machina''?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1176'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sometimes I feel like the sky is falling down, but only on
-        me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sometimes I feel like the sky
-        is falling down, but only on me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1177'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you saying you see something I don''t see .. again?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are you saying you see something I don''t
-        see .. again?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1178'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm ready to let go of the victim role., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        ready to let go of the victim role., primary_type: text, target_id: '1179'}
-    - {alt_description: Describe me the situation in trhee words, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Describe me the situation in trhee words, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1180'}
-    - {alt_description: Prepping for the meeting with my boss just got a whole lot
-        less awkward., alt_type: text, primary_description: Prepping for the meeting
-        with my boss just got a whole lot less awkward., primary_type: text, target_id: '1181'}
-    - {alt_description: I remember when they just spat in your food., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I remember when they just spat in your food., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1182'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is there anything else I can show you to convince you to
-        buy this insurance policy?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is there
-        anything else I can show you to convince you to buy this insurance policy?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1183'}
-    - {alt_description: I just don't see the benefit of term life insurance., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just don't see the benefit of term life insurance., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1184'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I said to the construction worker, "Can''t you hurry this
-        job up?"', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I said to the construction
-        worker, "Can''t you hurry this job up?"', primary_type: text, target_id: '1185'}
-    - {alt_description: Last night I hooked up with this chick named Little. You wouldn't
-        believe the things she said...., alt_type: text, primary_description: Last
-        night I hooked up with this chick named Little. You wouldn't believe the things
-        she said...., primary_type: text, target_id: '1186'}
-    - {alt_description: He said I was a chip off the ole block., alt_type: text, primary_description: He
-        said I was a chip off the ole block., primary_type: text, target_id: '1187'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I agree with Bernie, manna from heaven is personal and hard
-        to define.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I agree with Bernie, manna
-        from heaven is personal and hard to define.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1188'}
-    - {alt_description: 'O-negative. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'O-negative.
-        Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1189'}
-    - {alt_description: You shouldn't have complained about your tea., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You shouldn't have complained about your tea., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1190'}
-    - {alt_description: It's incredible. I've finally learned to live in the moment.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: It's incredible. I've finally learned to
-        live in the moment., primary_type: text, target_id: '1191'}
-    - {alt_description: 'should i tell him?.. nahhh', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'should
-        i tell him?.. nahhh', primary_type: text, target_id: '1192'}
-    - {alt_description: I've decided my best days are ahead of me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've decided my best days are ahead of me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1193'}
-    - {alt_description: I spy with my little eyes something... heavy., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I spy with my little eyes something... heavy., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1194'}
-    - {alt_description: Right now it sucks to be you., alt_type: text, primary_description: Right
-        now it sucks to be you., primary_type: text, target_id: '1195'}
-    - {alt_description: Lately Coffee gives me a Big headache!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Lately
-        Coffee gives me a Big headache!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1196'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What is it your''e supposed to say when someone is about
-        to be hit in the head with a brick?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        is it your''e supposed to say when someone is about to be hit in the head
-        with a brick?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1197'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Like you said, it happens.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Like
-        you said, it happens.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1198'}
-    - {alt_description: That's my final offer!, alt_type: text, primary_description: That's
-        my final offer!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1199'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Enough is enough, get a life.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Enough
-        is enough, get a life.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1200'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Tell me, what exactly is a writers block ?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Tell me, what exactly is a writers block ?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1201'}
-    - {alt_description: 'anyways, i was saying that i really think the brevity of
-        slime season 3 represents a--', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'anyways,
-        i was saying that i really think the brevity of slime season 3 represents
-        a--', primary_type: text, target_id: '1202'}
-    - {alt_description: Aha! I think we know why the building inspectors were outside.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Aha! I think we know why the building inspectors
-        were outside., primary_type: text, target_id: '1203'}
-    - {alt_description: Someday the brick is going to hit the fan., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Someday the brick is going to hit the fan., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1204'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sheesh! You''d think nobody''d ever asked her for a double
-        tall half-caf, ristretto mocha, no foam almond milk 170 degree latte in a
-        Venti cup before!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sheesh! You''d think
-        nobody''d ever asked her for a double tall half-caf, ristretto mocha, no foam
-        almond milk 170 degree latte in a Venti cup before!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1205'}
-    - {alt_description: That's it! The meaning of life is . . ., alt_type: text, primary_description: That's
-        it! The meaning of life is . . ., primary_type: text, target_id: '1206'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If God exists, I need some concrete evidence.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If God exists, I need some concrete evidence.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1207'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You said you wanted your ashes spread in the Carribean?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You said you wanted your ashes spread
-        in the Carribean?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1208'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t know how to tell you this, but I slept with your
-        wife.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I don''t know how to tell you
-        this, but I slept with your wife.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1209'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How much worse could it get?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How
-        much worse could it get?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1210'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I don''t believe in insurance. Why?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No, I don''t believe in insurance. Why?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1211'}
-    - {alt_description: Nice knowing you!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Nice
-        knowing you!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1212'}
-    - {alt_description: 'To my knowledge, no on has ever called me a blockhead.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'To my knowledge, no on has ever called
-        me a blockhead.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1213'}
-    - {alt_description: My financial planner assures me that I'm not really in any
-        danger for the near term., alt_type: text, primary_description: My financial
-        planner assures me that I'm not really in any danger for the near term., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1214'}
-    - {alt_description: This is really tempus fugit., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        is really tempus fugit., primary_type: text, target_id: '1215'}
-    - {alt_description: Damn that Ocles, alt_type: text, primary_description: Damn
-        that Ocles, primary_type: text, target_id: '1216'}
-    - {alt_description: 'But do you have any concrete suggestions?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'But do you have any concrete suggestions?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1217'}
-    - {alt_description: It all feels so heavy., alt_type: text, primary_description: It
-        all feels so heavy., primary_type: text, target_id: '1218'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And as if things couldn''t get worse, I can''t get the lid
-        off this coffee.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And as if things
-        couldn''t get worse, I can''t get the lid off this coffee.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1219'}
-    - {alt_description: He did make me pay for his coffee..., alt_type: text, primary_description: He
-        did make me pay for his coffee..., primary_type: text, target_id: '1220'}
-    - {alt_description: 'On the bright side, my good luck charm business is finally
-        picking up.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'On the bright side, my
-        good luck charm business is finally picking up.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1221'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Heaviness descends from the heights, don''t you think?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Heaviness descends from the heights, don''t
-        you think?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1222'}
-    - {alt_description: Dont be a Chicken Little., alt_type: text, primary_description: Dont
-        be a Chicken Little., primary_type: text, target_id: '1223'}
-    - {alt_description: I got rid of the motorcycle. Too dangerous., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I got rid of the motorcycle. Too dangerous., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1224'}
-    - {alt_description: Timber!!!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Timber!!!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1225'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I was trying to remember her name, and then it hit me...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I was trying to remember her name, and
-        then it hit me...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1226'}
-    - {alt_description: No one in the modern world feels sympathy with the plight
-        of Damocles than we architects., alt_type: text, primary_description: No one
-        in the modern world feels sympathy with the plight of Damocles than we architects.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1227'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The hazelnut''s extra but hey, life is short.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'The hazelnut''s extra but hey, life is short.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1228'}
-    - {alt_description: I am gonna make a killing in that class action against the
-        masons., alt_type: text, primary_description: I am gonna make a killing in
-        that class action against the masons., primary_type: text, target_id: '1229'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''sAFiveLetterWordForUntimelyDeath?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What''sAFiveLetterWordForUntimelyDeath?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1230'}
-    - {alt_description: I tell you when you reach this stage in your career there
-        is nothing more existentially angst-provoking than the subliminal Ur-fear
-        of some imaginary Damocles sword over your head, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        tell you when you reach this stage in your career there is nothing more existentially
-        angst-provoking than the subliminal Ur-fear of some imaginary Damocles sword
-        over your head, primary_type: text, target_id: '1231'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ll tell you man. If I didn''t have bad luck, I''d have
-        no luck at all.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ll tell you man.
-        If I didn''t have bad luck, I''d have no luck at all.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1232'}
-    - {alt_description: And I told that Fortune Teller that I wasn't going to pay
-        her because it was imposs...., alt_type: text, primary_description: And I
-        told that Fortune Teller that I wasn't going to pay her because it was imposs....,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1233'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey Joe. You know that brilliant idea of yours? I took credit
-        for it with the boss, and I''m getting a raise.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hey
-        Joe. You know that brilliant idea of yours? I took credit for it with the
-        boss, and I''m getting a raise.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1234'}
-    - {alt_description: I wonder if I'll get the corner office..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wonder if I'll get the corner office..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1235'}
-    - {alt_description: I finally beat my addiction to Tetris., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        finally beat my addiction to Tetris., primary_type: text, target_id: '1236'}
-    - {alt_description: I've never felt quite this alive before., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've never felt quite this alive before., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1237'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m telling you, industrial chic is the next big thing in
-        restaurant design.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m telling you,
-        industrial chic is the next big thing in restaurant design.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1238'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think you understand the gravity of my situation.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't think you understand the gravity
-        of my situation., primary_type: text, target_id: '1239'}
-    - {alt_description: And they never rush you here..., alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        they never rush you here..., primary_type: text, target_id: '1240'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know that moment when it just hits you?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know that moment when it just hits you?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1241'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m under too much stress, like sitting under the Sword
-        of Damocles,...or something.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m
-        under too much stress, like sitting under the Sword of Damocles,...or something.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1242'}
-    - {alt_description: I believe it's my turn., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        believe it's my turn., primary_type: text, target_id: '1243'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And, suddenly, the a theoretical physicist had a breakthrough
-        revelation.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And, suddenly, the a theoretical
-        physicist had a breakthrough revelation.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1244'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did someone just yell heads up?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        someone just yell heads up?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1245'}
-    - {alt_description: Things are finally looking' up for me Dave., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Things are finally looking' up for me Dave., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1246'}
-    - {alt_description: They probably want to block you from staying at the table.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: They probably want to block you from staying
-        at the table., primary_type: text, target_id: '1247'}
-    - {alt_description: I just need a few days off., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just need a few days off., primary_type: text, target_id: '1248'}
-    - {alt_description: That investment in cinderblocks is gonna kill me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: That investment in cinderblocks is gonna kill me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1249'}
-    - {alt_description: Today couldn't get any worse., alt_type: text, primary_description: Today
-        couldn't get any worse., primary_type: text, target_id: '1250'}
-    - {alt_description: It looks like the cloud has finally lifted., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It looks like the cloud has finally lifted., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1251'}
-    - {alt_description: Today has been one of those days., alt_type: text, primary_description: Today
-        has been one of those days., primary_type: text, target_id: '1252'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The metaphor is: student loans.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The
-        metaphor is: student loans.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1253'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you say, you renewed your life insurance policy?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did you say, you renewed your life insurance policy?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1254'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know it''s hard to judge the market, but why do you always
-        expect a crash?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I know it''s hard
-        to judge the market, but why do you always expect a crash?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1255'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is there anything worse than writer''s block?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Is there anything worse than writer''s block?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1256'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, yeah, things are good.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No,
-        yeah, things are good.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1257'}
-    - {alt_description: 'We call this situation, "Speech is Silver, Silence is Gold".',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'We call this situation, "Speech is Silver,
-        Silence is Gold".', primary_type: text, target_id: '1258'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t worry, they won''t come after you unless something
-        happens to me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Don''t worry, they
-        won''t come after you unless something happens to me.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1259'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever feel like something bad is about to happen?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Ever feel like something bad is about to happen?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1260'}
-    - {alt_description: 'On the bright side, I have my health.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'On
-        the bright side, I have my health.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1261'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''ve got about .8 seconds to answer this but do you believe
-        in karma?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You''ve got about .8 seconds
-        to answer this but do you believe in karma?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1262'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Any new ideas on ways to test the new NFL concussion protocols?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Any new ideas on ways to test the new
-        NFL concussion protocols?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1263'}
-    - {alt_description: I forgot to check my Powerball numbers., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        forgot to check my Powerball numbers., primary_type: text, target_id: '1264'}
-    - {alt_description: Some days you just wake up feeling invincible., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Some days you just wake up feeling invincible., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1265'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, I think it''s about time for me to go.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Well, I think it''s about time for me to go.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1266'}
-    - {alt_description: I hope I get his office., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        hope I get his office., primary_type: text, target_id: '1267'}
-    - {alt_description: Those macchiatos will kill ya., alt_type: text, primary_description: Those
-        macchiatos will kill ya., primary_type: text, target_id: '1268'}
-    - {alt_description: Things are finally looking up., alt_type: text, primary_description: Things
-        are finally looking up., primary_type: text, target_id: '1269'}
-    - {alt_description: You wouldn't believe the headache I woke up with this morning.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: You wouldn't believe the headache I woke
-        up with this morning., primary_type: text, target_id: '1270'}
-    - {alt_description: So I didn't make partner this time around. But I believe everything
-        happens for a reason., alt_type: text, primary_description: So I didn't make
-        partner this time around. But I believe everything happens for a reason.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1271'}
-    - {alt_description: 'That''s a good way to put it Bill, I never thought of the
-        national debt that way.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'That''s a
-        good way to put it Bill, I never thought of the national debt that way.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1272'}
-    - {alt_description: '...so then the answer hit me like a ton of bricks.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...so then the answer hit me like a ton of bricks.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1273'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Well, Richard, it looks like I actually won\u2019\
-        t be firing you today.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Well,\
-        \ Richard, it looks like I actually won\u2019t be firing you today.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1274'}
-    - {alt_description: I've never fully understood gravity!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        never fully understood gravity!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1275'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Something big is coming for me, I can almost feel it.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Something big is coming for me, I can almost feel it.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1276'}
-    - {alt_description: I run a hedge fund. I don't believe in karma., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I run a hedge fund. I don't believe in karma., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1277'}
-    - {alt_description: 'See that waitress over there? She''s a real knockout...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'See that waitress over there? She''s a
-        real knockout...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1278'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Should I tell him Bernie might win?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Should
-        I tell him Bernie might win?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1279'}
-    - {alt_description: So when she told me she wanted a divorce I thought it would
-        hit me like a ton of bricks but nothing happened., alt_type: text, primary_description: So
-        when she told me she wanted a divorce I thought it would hit me like a ton
-        of bricks but nothing happened., primary_type: text, target_id: '1280'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are commodities falling again?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        commodities falling again?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1281'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So anyway, I opted out of COBRA.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        anyway, I opted out of COBRA.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1282'}
-    - {alt_description: dontlookupkeepthelidonandohbythewayivebeensleepingwithyourwife,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: dontlookupkeepthelidonandohbythewayivebeensleepingwithyourwife,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1283'}
-    - {alt_description: '------if I''m not telling the truth.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '------if
-        I''m not telling the truth.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1284'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If they forget the sugar again, I swear the sky is gonna
-        fall down.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If they forget the sugar
-        again, I swear the sky is gonna fall down.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1285'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's move to another table!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Let's
-        move to another table!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1286'}
-    - {alt_description: 'im just going to drink this coffee and relax ,lifes to short
-        to be worried about everything', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'im
-        just going to drink this coffee and relax ,lifes to short to be worried about
-        everything', primary_type: text, target_id: '1287'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't interrupt!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Don't
-        interrupt!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1288'}
-    - {alt_description: Mallard!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Mallard!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1289'}
-    - {alt_description: Hmm. Both Yelp and the horoscopes were right., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Hmm. Both Yelp and the horoscopes were right., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1290'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hmm should I tell him or not?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hmm
-        should I tell him or not?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1291'}
-    - {alt_description: '"I don''t see us hitting target this month".', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"I don''t see us hitting target this month".', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1292'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Cinder is like Tinder, but with real impact. You should try
-        it!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Cinder is like Tinder, but with
-        real impact. You should try it!', primary_type: text, target_id: '1293'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t know what it is, man. I think I might be getting
-        depressed.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I don''t know what it is,
-        man. I think I might be getting depressed.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1294'}
-    - {alt_description: But we've only just got here....., alt_type: text, primary_description: But
-        we've only just got here....., primary_type: text, target_id: '1295'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, according to this, nothing could possibly go wrong.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well, according to this, nothing could
-        possibly go wrong.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1296'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well I''ll be damned, he was guilty.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well
-        I''ll be damned, he was guilty.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1297'}
-    - {alt_description: I only know something's true when I get something concrete.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I only know something's true when I get
-        something concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '1298'}
-    - {alt_description: Added her to my will yesterday., alt_type: text, primary_description: Added
-        her to my will yesterday., primary_type: text, target_id: '1299'}
-    - {alt_description: I still don't see why we should spend our dear dollars on
-        research on anti gravity..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I still
-        don't see why we should spend our dear dollars on research on anti gravity...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1300'}
-    - {alt_description: You don't want to know what a day I had ..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You don't want to know what a day I had ..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1301'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel as if life is passing me by., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel as if life is passing me by., primary_type: text, target_id: '1302'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then Susan says to me, ''You''re a real blockhead, you
-        know that?'' I mean, what does she--', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And
-        then Susan says to me, ''You''re a real blockhead, you know that?'' I mean,
-        what does she--', primary_type: text, target_id: '1303'}
-    - {alt_description: After 34 years I'm retiring from bricklaying to spend time
-        with my family and finally write that novel I've been thinking about..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: After 34 years I'm retiring from bricklaying to spend time
-        with my family and finally write that novel I've been thinking about..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1304'}
-    - {alt_description: And my hair transplant doc just told me my scalp is looking
-        like the White House lawn..., alt_type: text, primary_description: And my
-        hair transplant doc just told me my scalp is looking like the White House
-        lawn..., primary_type: text, target_id: '1305'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m a little reluctant to go ahead with the divorce, knowing
-        she will get half ?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m a little
-        reluctant to go ahead with the divorce, knowing she will get half ?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1306'}
-    - {alt_description: Unfortunately I had to let my insurance lapse., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Unfortunately I had to let my insurance lapse., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1307'}
-    - {alt_description: The pastries here are to die for., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        pastries here are to die for., primary_type: text, target_id: '1308'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then, for the first time in his life, Bob had a premonition.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And then, for the first time in his life,
-        Bob had a premonition.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1309'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey Jim, do you like The band Jethro Tull?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hey Jim, do you like The band Jethro Tull?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1310'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "That guy's no better than some coyote, and we're\
-        \ gonna just crush him\u2026", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "That\
-        \ guy's no better than some coyote, and we're gonna just crush him\u2026",
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1311'}
-    - {alt_description: '...so I told her "you think a brick layer can make you happy?!"',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '...so I told her "you think a brick layer
-        can make you happy?!"', primary_type: text, target_id: '1312'}
-    - {alt_description: I just don't see why we need to invest so much in infrastructure,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just don't see why we need to invest
-        so much in infrastructure, primary_type: text, target_id: '1313'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you feel a breeze?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you feel a breeze?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1314'}
-    - {alt_description: Relax- it's only a metaphor., alt_type: text, primary_description: Relax-
-        it's only a metaphor., primary_type: text, target_id: '1315'}
-    - {alt_description: 'For the last time, I''m telling you to stop worrying about
-        it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'For the last time, I''m telling
-        you to stop worrying about it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1316'}
-    - {alt_description: This is much better than the usual takeout., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This is much better than the usual takeout., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1317'}
-    - {alt_description: And then the idea hit me like a load of brick., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And then the idea hit me like a load of brick., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1318'}
-    - {alt_description: Just give me one concrete example and I'll shut up, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Just give me one concrete example and I'll shut up, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1319'}
-    - {alt_description: Moving to the city has been great for me--everything is just
-        a block away., alt_type: text, primary_description: Moving to the city has
-        been great for me--everything is just a block away., primary_type: text, target_id: '1320'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "..and then Schr\xF6dinger said that the cat\
-        \ is both alive and dead at the SAME time. How is that even possible?!?",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "..and then Schr\xF6dinger\
-        \ said that the cat is both alive and dead at the SAME time. How is that even\
-        \ possible?!?", primary_type: text, target_id: '1321'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever wake up feeling lucky? I feel like today''s my
-        lucky day.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you ever wake up feeling
-        lucky? I feel like today''s my lucky day.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1322'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't give me that 'sky is falling' rhetoric., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Don't give me that 'sky is falling' rhetoric., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1323'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you almost finished?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        you almost finished?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1324'}
-    - {alt_description: Thank God it's Friday. It was just one of those weeks when
-        nothing seemed to go right and you just feel glad to get out of the City in
-        one piece., alt_type: text, primary_description: Thank God it's Friday. It
-        was just one of those weeks when nothing seemed to go right and you just feel
-        glad to get out of the City in one piece., primary_type: text, target_id: '1325'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing annoys me more than when they bring the bill before
-        you're finished., alt_type: text, primary_description: Nothing annoys me more
-        than when they bring the bill before you're finished., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1326'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So you think I shouldn''t have cancelled my insurance?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So you think I shouldn''t have cancelled
-        my insurance?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1327'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Could this day get any worse?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Could
-        this day get any worse?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1328'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You never know, maybe I''ll win the lottery.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You never know, maybe I''ll win the lottery.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1329'}
-    - {alt_description: '...you just never know...life has a way of playing tricks
-        on you...you could be crossing the street and...', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...you
-        just never know...life has a way of playing tricks on you...you could be crossing
-        the street and...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1330'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sure, we can talk safely here.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sure,
-        we can talk safely here.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1331'}
-    - {alt_description: i need something stronger than coffee to get me going today,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: i need something stronger than coffee to
-        get me going today, primary_type: text, target_id: '1332'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just waiting for some kind of sign., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        just waiting for some kind of sign., primary_type: text, target_id: '1333'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm tellin' ya. The idea just hit me!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        tellin' ya. The idea just hit me!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1334'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''re a dreamer, Bill. I need a concrete solution, or you
-        can look for another job.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You''re
-        a dreamer, Bill. I need a concrete solution, or you can look for another job.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1335'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey, an idea just hit me like a ton of bricks.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hey, an idea just hit me like a ton of bricks.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1336'}
-    - {alt_description: We should've tipped., alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        should've tipped., primary_type: text, target_id: '1337'}
-    - {alt_description: I recommend the Chicken Little Salad--it's to die for., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I recommend the Chicken Little Salad--it's to die for.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1338'}
-    - {alt_description: Weird. My wife said it felt like her lucky day this morning.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Weird. My wife said it felt like her lucky
-        day this morning., primary_type: text, target_id: '1339'}
-    - {alt_description: I think we should have made that coffee to go, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think we should have made that coffee to go, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1340'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm voting Trump unless I get some kind of concrete evidence
-        not to., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm voting Trump unless I get
-        some kind of concrete evidence not to., primary_type: text, target_id: '1341'}
-    - {alt_description: I have this eerie sense of impending doom, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I have this eerie sense of impending doom, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1342'}
-    - {alt_description: At least today can't get any worse...., alt_type: text, primary_description: At
-        least today can't get any worse...., primary_type: text, target_id: '1343'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Frankly, there have been days I''ve considered ending it
-        all, but I never get a concrete sign.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Frankly,
-        there have been days I''ve considered ending it all, but I never get a concrete
-        sign.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1344'}
-    - {alt_description: Cheer up. Every cloud has a silver lining., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Cheer up. Every cloud has a silver lining., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1345'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Would you please stay focused, we almost finished.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Would you please stay focused, we almost finished.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1346'}
-    - {alt_description: Time for concrete action., alt_type: text, primary_description: Time
-        for concrete action., primary_type: text, target_id: '1347'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Like it or not, you''re going to get a piece of my mind right
-        now!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Like it or not, you''re going
-        to get a piece of my mind right now!', primary_type: text, target_id: '1348'}
-    - {alt_description: I have to at least try to do something otherwise that man
-        on the street is going to judge me., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        have to at least try to do something otherwise that man on the street is going
-        to judge me., primary_type: text, target_id: '1349'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Maybe I''m overreacting but I seem to be like that cartoon
-        character in Lil'' Abner, you know the one with the black cloud always hanging
-        over him.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Maybe I''m overreacting
-        but I seem to be like that cartoon character in Lil'' Abner, you know the
-        one with the black cloud always hanging over him.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1350'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Everybody hurts, Jim, but I\u2019ve got a rash\
-        \ you wouldn\u2019t believe.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Everybody\
-        \ hurts, Jim, but I\u2019ve got a rash you wouldn\u2019t believe.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1351'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I don''t think about it , it''ll hit me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If I don''t think about it , it''ll hit me.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1352'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What are YOU drinking? A V8?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        are YOU drinking? A V8?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1353'}
-    - {alt_description: So you said you were looking for concrete ideas..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So you said you were looking for concrete ideas..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1354'}
-    - {alt_description: And the worst thing is ..., alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        the worst thing is ..., primary_type: text, target_id: '1355'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Heads? What do you mean "heads"?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Heads?
-        What do you mean "heads"?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1356'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, great ideas don''t just drop out of the sky.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know, great ideas don''t just drop
-        out of the sky.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1357'}
-    - {alt_description: This remodeling project is going to be the death of me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This remodeling project is going to be the death of me.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1358'}
-    - {alt_description: Then it hit me like a ton of bricks - this place is falling
-        apart., alt_type: text, primary_description: Then it hit me like a ton of
-        bricks - this place is falling apart., primary_type: text, target_id: '1359'}
-    - {alt_description: The problem with us is we don't warn each other about any
-        impending crisis., alt_type: text, primary_description: The problem with us
-        is we don't warn each other about any impending crisis., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1360'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Anything weighing on your mind?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Anything
-        weighing on your mind?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1361'}
-    - {alt_description: Good ideas don't just drop out of the sky., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Good ideas don't just drop out of the sky., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1362'}
-    - {alt_description: They only take block payments., alt_type: text, primary_description: They
-        only take block payments., primary_type: text, target_id: '1363'}
-    - {alt_description: This writer's block is killing me., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        writer's block is killing me., primary_type: text, target_id: '1364'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm afraid we are out of time., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        afraid we are out of time., primary_type: text, target_id: '1365'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When I get a great idea, it hits me like a ton of bricks.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'When I get a great idea, it hits me like
-        a ton of bricks.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1366'}
-    - {alt_description: This is my first date on Cinder. I'm really hoping you don't
-        swipe left., alt_type: text, primary_description: This is my first date on
-        Cinder. I'm really hoping you don't swipe left., primary_type: text, target_id: '1367'}
-    - {alt_description: You worry about tomorrow too much., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        worry about tomorrow too much., primary_type: text, target_id: '1368'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't imagine anything worse than Trump., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't imagine anything worse than Trump., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1369'}
-    - {alt_description: 'We talked about it for over two hours, I kept telling her
-        I understood her feelings. It''s not like I need to be hit over the head!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'We talked about it for over two hours,
-        I kept telling her I understood her feelings. It''s not like I need to be
-        hit over the head!', primary_type: text, target_id: '1370'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It looks good on paper Bob, but I''m going to have to sleep
-        on it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It looks good on paper Bob,
-        but I''m going to have to sleep on it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1371'}
-    - {alt_description: you have a better chance of being eaten by a..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: you have a better chance of being eaten by a..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1372'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m gonna need you to be my eyes and ears on this one, Bill.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m gonna need you to be my eyes and
-        ears on this one, Bill.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1373'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Remember our discussion on Darwinism, Steve?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Remember our discussion on Darwinism, Steve?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1374'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, I think I''ve finally discovered the meaning of
-        life.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know, I think I''ve finally
-        discovered the meaning of life.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1375'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I feel like I need to be hit by a one of brick to
-        get going., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes I feel like I need
-        to be hit by a one of brick to get going., primary_type: text, target_id: '1376'}
-    - {alt_description: Your lucky day., alt_type: text, primary_description: Your
-        lucky day., primary_type: text, target_id: '1377'}
-    - {alt_description: That fortune cookie was wrong., alt_type: text, primary_description: That
-        fortune cookie was wrong., primary_type: text, target_id: '1378'}
-    - {alt_description: I hear cement futures are through the roof., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I hear cement futures are through the roof., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1379'}
-    - {alt_description: 'MetLife. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'MetLife.
-        Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1380'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Life''s a brick: you get laid and run into a wall.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Life''s a brick: you get laid and run into a wall.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1381'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, there''s something that''s been weighing on my
-        mind... .', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know, there''s something
-        that''s been weighing on my mind... .', primary_type: text, target_id: '1382'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I lost my job, my friends and family think I''m a loser,
-        my dog ran away... What have I got to lose?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        lost my job, my friends and family think I''m a loser, my dog ran away...
-        What have I got to lose?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1383'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did I say one lump or two?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        I say one lump or two?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1384'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and then, my ACME slingshot misfired. Their products just
-        aren''t as solid as they once were.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and
-        then, my ACME slingshot misfired. Their products just aren''t as solid as
-        they once were.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1385'}
-    - {alt_description: I hope I didn't spatter you with the coffee. The lid is hard
-        to get off., alt_type: text, primary_description: I hope I didn't spatter
-        you with the coffee. The lid is hard to get off., primary_type: text, target_id: '1386'}
-    - {alt_description: I hear the company's letting people go., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        hear the company's letting people go., primary_type: text, target_id: '1387'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Without coffee, I just can''t have a good day.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Without coffee, I just can''t have a good day.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1388'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like a huge weight has been lifted., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel like a huge weight has been lifted., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1389'}
-    - {alt_description: This interview shouldn't take long., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        interview shouldn't take long., primary_type: text, target_id: '1390'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Everyone thinks I\u2019m paranoid.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "Everyone thinks I\u2019m paranoid.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1391'}
-    - {alt_description: It's like I'm waiting for the -- I don't know -- other shoe
-        to drop., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's like I'm waiting for the
-        -- I don't know -- other shoe to drop., primary_type: text, target_id: '1392'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Today has started off lousy, I hope it gets better.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Today has started off lousy, I hope it gets better.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1393'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hold on a sec, I want to Instagram my coffee.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hold on a sec, I want to Instagram my coffee.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1394'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have any ideas on how to get out of jury duty next week?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Have any ideas on how to get out of jury
-        duty next week?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1395'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, he is a blockhead.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        he is a blockhead.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1396'}
-    - {alt_description: I still don't have replies on Tumblr., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        still don't have replies on Tumblr., primary_type: text, target_id: '1397'}
-    - {alt_description: I heard that a cup of coffee here buys you a seat for a short
-        while. Wonder how they enforce it. I don't see bouncers., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I heard that a cup of coffee here buys you a seat for a
-        short while. Wonder how they enforce it. I don't see bouncers., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1398'}
-    - {alt_description: Thank God my dad taught me to plan for the future., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Thank God my dad taught me to plan for the future., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1399'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Everything OK Harry? You look a little distracted.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Everything OK Harry? You look a little distracted.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1400'}
-    - {alt_description: And that's why I've always been really lucky in life., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And that's why I've always been really lucky in life.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1401'}
-    - {alt_description: I need more bad luck like I need a hole in the head., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I need more bad luck like I need a hole in the head., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1402'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sure, the market''s down. But at least the sky isn''t falling.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sure, the market''s down. But at least
-        the sky isn''t falling.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1403'}
-    - {alt_description: It suddenly hit me like a ton of bricks, alt_type: text, primary_description: It
-        suddenly hit me like a ton of bricks, primary_type: text, target_id: '1404'}
-    - {alt_description: Last week was so tough. It was like being hit by a ton of
-        bricks., alt_type: text, primary_description: Last week was so tough. It was
-        like being hit by a ton of bricks., primary_type: text, target_id: '1405'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's not talk about me, alt_type: text, primary_description: Let's
-        not talk about me, primary_type: text, target_id: '1406'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So then, suddenly, it hits me!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        then, suddenly, it hits me!', primary_type: text, target_id: '1407'}
-    - {alt_description: Things are gonna get worse before they get better., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Things are gonna get worse before they get better., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1408'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You gotta live in the moment, Stu.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        gotta live in the moment, Stu.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1409'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have you been following the concussion studies from the NFL?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Have you been following the concussion
-        studies from the NFL?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1410'}
-    - {alt_description: My migraine's gone!, alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        migraine's gone!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1411'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and then, it finally hit me...', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and
-        then, it finally hit me...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1412'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes Rick, I do know what irony is but I fail to see how that
-        relates to you being a block head.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes
-        Rick, I do know what irony is but I fail to see how that relates to you being
-        a block head.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1413'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Where''s that darn weighter?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Where''s
-        that darn weighter?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1414'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        waiting for the other shoe to drop., primary_type: text, target_id: '1415'}
-    - {alt_description: No idea has ever hit me like a hit by a ton of bricks. One
-        cement block is usually enough., alt_type: text, primary_description: No idea
-        has ever hit me like a hit by a ton of bricks. One cement block is usually
-        enough., primary_type: text, target_id: '1416'}
-    - {alt_description: Jenny is pathetic. I dumped her and she didn't say a word.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Jenny is pathetic. I dumped her and she
-        didn't say a word., primary_type: text, target_id: '1417'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Literally, I am so tired. I literally feel like I''ve been
-        hit by a cinder block." "Yeah... Literally.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Literally,
-        I am so tired. I literally feel like I''ve been hit by a cinder block." "Yeah...
-        Literally.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1418'}
-    - {alt_description: They take it personal if you don't leave a big enough tip,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: They take it personal if you don't leave
-        a big enough tip, primary_type: text, target_id: '1419'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't really have much confidence in our new headhunter.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't really have much confidence in
-        our new headhunter., primary_type: text, target_id: '1420'}
-    - {alt_description: C'mon finish your coffee---I don't have much time., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: C'mon finish your coffee---I don't have much time., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1421'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, Harry, when am I gonna get MY fifteen minutes of fame?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well, Harry, when am I gonna get MY fifteen
-        minutes of fame?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1422'}
-    - {alt_description: '"What''s the problem"? "Oh, nothing".', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"What''s
-        the problem"? "Oh, nothing".', primary_type: text, target_id: '1423'}
-    - {alt_description: Hope you've got insurance., alt_type: text, primary_description: Hope
-        you've got insurance., primary_type: text, target_id: '1424'}
-    - {alt_description: I should be so lucky, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        should be so lucky, primary_type: text, target_id: '1425'}
-    - {alt_description: I didn't realize it was an actual drop ceiling, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I didn't realize it was an actual drop ceiling, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1426'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Of course I have a will, why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Of course I have a will, why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1427'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you order the exrta fiber on your salad?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did you order the exrta fiber on your salad?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1428'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's get this to go., alt_type: text, primary_description: Let's
-        get this to go., primary_type: text, target_id: '1429'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, the other shoe finally dropped. At least I know it
-        can''t get any worse.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well, the other
-        shoe finally dropped. At least I know it can''t get any worse.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1430'}
-    - {alt_description: This conversation is over., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        conversation is over., primary_type: text, target_id: '1431'}
-    - {alt_description: Meyers and Jacoby originally met to discuss selling Amway.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Meyers and Jacoby originally met to discuss
-        selling Amway., primary_type: text, target_id: '1432'}
-    - {alt_description: Nice superpower Cinderblockman says Tradingbodiesboy., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Nice superpower Cinderblockman says Tradingbodiesboy.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1433'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you see a sign that said, "Shirts, shoes, and hardhats
-        required?"', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did you see a sign that
-        said, "Shirts, shoes, and hardhats required?"', primary_type: text, target_id: '1434'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think 15 % cut it., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't think 15 % cut it., primary_type: text, target_id: '1435'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Dontcha hate it when folks drop in unannounced?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Dontcha hate it when folks drop in unannounced?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1436'}
-    - {alt_description: I think the hospital is one block away!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think the hospital is one block away!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1437'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you forget to tip the barista?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you forget to tip the barista?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1438'}
-    - {alt_description: It's hard to realize how charmed a life we lead., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's hard to realize how charmed a life we lead., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1439'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My friends may threaten to BLOCK me, but I''m not going to
-        stop sharing political posts on Facebook!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My
-        friends may threaten to BLOCK me, but I''m not going to stop sharing political
-        posts on Facebook!', primary_type: text, target_id: '1440'}
-    - {alt_description: Those pancakes feel like a brick in my stomach., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Those pancakes feel like a brick in my stomach., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1441'}
-    - {alt_description: Because those sandwiches are loaded with empty calories--that's
-        why., alt_type: text, primary_description: Because those sandwiches are loaded
-        with empty calories--that's why., primary_type: text, target_id: '1442'}
-    - {alt_description: My life feels so predictable of late., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        life feels so predictable of late., primary_type: text, target_id: '1443'}
-    - {alt_description: They promised a counter offer before noon., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: They promised a counter offer before noon., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1444'}
-    - {alt_description: May the lord strike me dead if I'm lying., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: May the lord strike me dead if I'm lying., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1445'}
-    - {alt_description: For some reason my broker advised me to get out of the futures
-        market., alt_type: text, primary_description: For some reason my broker advised
-        me to get out of the futures market., primary_type: text, target_id: '1446'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t know what the answer is either, kid. I''m just waiting
-        for it to finally hit me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I don''t
-        know what the answer is either, kid. I''m just waiting for it to finally hit
-        me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1447'}
-    - {alt_description: That's Interesting., alt_type: text, primary_description: That's
-        Interesting., primary_type: text, target_id: '1448'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm expecting a little something from my ex, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm expecting a little something from my ex, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1449'}
-    - {alt_description: My fingers are burning., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        fingers are burning., primary_type: text, target_id: '1450'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When I concentrate, nothing can distract me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'When I concentrate, nothing can distract me.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1451'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Mike, I''ll take care of the bill. My ex''s alimony check
-        will be delayed.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Mike, I''ll take
-        care of the bill. My ex''s alimony check will be delayed.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1452'}
-    - {alt_description: Amazing how you get used to the soy latte., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Amazing how you get used to the soy latte., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1453'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm not sure we understand the gravity of the situation.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm not sure we understand the gravity
-        of the situation., primary_type: text, target_id: '1454'}
-    - {alt_description: I have never really liked the cement business., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I have never really liked the cement business., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1455'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't believe they put whole milk in my soy latte. This
-        day could NOT get any worse..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I can't
-        believe they put whole milk in my soy latte. This day could NOT get any worse...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1456'}
-    - {alt_description: I think a term life policy should suffice., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think a term life policy should suffice., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1457'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How much time do we have?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How
-        much time do we have?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1458'}
-    - {alt_description: I see a concussion in your future..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        see a concussion in your future..., primary_type: text, target_id: '1459'}
-    - {alt_description: The waiter says he can cure my hiccups., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        waiter says he can cure my hiccups., primary_type: text, target_id: '1460'}
-    - {alt_description: This place actually started off as a food truck before going
-        brick and mortar., alt_type: text, primary_description: This place actually
-        started off as a food truck before going brick and mortar., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1461'}
-    - {alt_description: Todd always liked to drop a few surprises during his interviews.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Todd always liked to drop a few surprises
-        during his interviews., primary_type: text, target_id: '1462'}
-    - {alt_description: Today's special is going down heavy, alt_type: text, primary_description: Today's
-        special is going down heavy, primary_type: text, target_id: '1463'}
-    - {alt_description: Thanks for asking.......I think my divorce is proceeding quite
-        amicably., alt_type: text, primary_description: Thanks for asking.......I
-        think my divorce is proceeding quite amicably., primary_type: text, target_id: '1464'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know Harry, sometimes you just don''t get it.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know Harry, sometimes you just don''t get it.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1465'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey, you can''t stop living or be afraid to leave your house....if
-        you do that, they will win. You can get hit by a car crossing the street in
-        this city, so daily life is more dangerous than anything! You know what I''m
-        saying?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hey, you can''t stop living
-        or be afraid to leave your house....if you do that, they will win. You can
-        get hit by a car crossing the street in this city, so daily life is more dangerous
-        than anything! You know what I''m saying?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1466'}
-    - {alt_description: This is starting to be a real headache., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        is starting to be a real headache., primary_type: text, target_id: '1467'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Wow, almost spilled my coffee!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Wow,
-        almost spilled my coffee!', primary_type: text, target_id: '1468'}
-    - {alt_description: I am thinking of going on a diet., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        am thinking of going on a diet., primary_type: text, target_id: '1469'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just in a really good place right now., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm just in a really good place right now., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1470'}
-    - {alt_description: Last night was a hell of a night., alt_type: text, primary_description: Last
-        night was a hell of a night., primary_type: text, target_id: '1471'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you ever have an uncontrollable feeling of impending
-        doom?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did you ever have an uncontrollable
-        feeling of impending doom?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1472'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I gotta get out of construction, it''s killing me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I gotta get out of construction, it''s killing me.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1473'}
-    - {alt_description: Looks like it's time to hit the bricks., alt_type: text, primary_description: Looks
-        like it's time to hit the bricks., primary_type: text, target_id: '1474'}
-    - {alt_description: To sum up my posit...., alt_type: text, primary_description: To
-        sum up my posit...., primary_type: text, target_id: '1475'}
-    - {alt_description: Your infrastructure appears to comply with deregulated standards.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Your infrastructure appears to comply with
-        deregulated standards., primary_type: text, target_id: '1476'}
-    - {alt_description: I should have gotten a sandwich too. There's nothing worse
-        than going to a meeting hungry., alt_type: text, primary_description: I should
-        have gotten a sandwich too. There's nothing worse than going to a meeting
-        hungry., primary_type: text, target_id: '1477'}
-    - {alt_description: I have a lot on my mind right now., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        have a lot on my mind right now., primary_type: text, target_id: '1478'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I told her, "Hey, I don''t need a cement block to fall
-        on me. I get it." And yet I wonder if she believed me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        I told her, "Hey, I don''t need a cement block to fall on me. I get it." And
-        yet I wonder if she believed me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1479'}
-    - {alt_description: Now would be a good time to reconsider your position on deregulation.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Now would be a good time to reconsider
-        your position on deregulation., primary_type: text, target_id: '1480'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ve never been afraid of getting hit by a bus, cancer is
-        the thing that scares the hell out of me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ve
-        never been afraid of getting hit by a bus, cancer is the thing that scares
-        the hell out of me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1481'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll tell you the odds of Trump getting the nomination...,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll tell you the odds of Trump getting
-        the nomination..., primary_type: text, target_id: '1482'}
-    - {alt_description: Did you tell me that you wrote a rather scathing article about
-        Trump on Facebook!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Did you tell me that
-        you wrote a rather scathing article about Trump on Facebook!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1483'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sorry Stan, I am going to recommend Susan for the promotion.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sorry Stan, I am going to recommend Susan
-        for the promotion.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1484'}
-    - {alt_description: About that meeting...I don't think we have to worry., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: About that meeting...I don't think we have to worry., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1485'}
-    - {alt_description: Here today..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Here today...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1486'}
-    - {alt_description: She finally said "yes!", alt_type: text, primary_description: She
-        finally said "yes!", primary_type: text, target_id: '1487'}
-    - {alt_description: I fudged the inspection data., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        fudged the inspection data., primary_type: text, target_id: '1488'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like I'm getting a bald spot., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel like I'm getting a bald spot., primary_type: text, target_id: '1489'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is it a deal? Yes or. No', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is
-        it a deal? Yes or. No', primary_type: text, target_id: '1490'}
-    - {alt_description: I slept with your wife., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        slept with your wife., primary_type: text, target_id: '1491'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m warning you, Harry. The sky really is falling this time.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m warning you, Harry. The sky really
-        is falling this time.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1492'}
-    - {alt_description: Please focus., alt_type: text, primary_description: Please
-        focus., primary_type: text, target_id: '1493'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Correct... The odds of being struck by a cinder-block in
-        any given year are approximately 1 in 7,534,098', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Correct...
-        The odds of being struck by a cinder-block in any given year are approximately
-        1 in 7,534,098', primary_type: text, target_id: '1494'}
-    - {alt_description: 'But then again, I''ve never been a Chicken Little.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'But then again, I''ve never been a Chicken Little.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1495'}
-    - {alt_description: What an odd chandelier., alt_type: text, primary_description: What
-        an odd chandelier., primary_type: text, target_id: '1496'}
-    - {alt_description: I think you can quit counting calories., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think you can quit counting calories., primary_type: text, target_id: '1497'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Stop daydreaming, Hal. Please look at me when I''m talking
-        to you.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Stop daydreaming, Hal. Please
-        look at me when I''m talking to you.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1498'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t worry, I''m very aware of the current situation.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Don''t worry, I''m very aware of the current
-        situation.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1499'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know you said,"nothing exciting happens"', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know you said,"nothing exciting happens"', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1500'}
-    - {alt_description: I always thought he was the evil twin., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        always thought he was the evil twin., primary_type: text, target_id: '1501'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sorry, I''m having a mental block.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sorry,
-        I''m having a mental block.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1502'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How about that, some divine inspiration.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'How about that, some divine inspiration.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1503'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did your doctor mention anything about how many months you
-        have left?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did your doctor mention
-        anything about how many months you have left?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1504'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How''s the burger?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How''s
-        the burger?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1505'}
-    - {alt_description: I saw this fortune teller yesterday and she said I should
-        drink less coffee., alt_type: text, primary_description: I saw this fortune
-        teller yesterday and she said I should drink less coffee., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1506'}
-    - {alt_description: 'These estimates look promising, but I''m going to need something
-        concrete.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'These estimates look promising,
-        but I''m going to need something concrete.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1507'}
-    - {alt_description: Eating anything this early would hit me like a ton of bricks.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Eating anything this early would hit me
-        like a ton of bricks., primary_type: text, target_id: '1508'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My policy has a double indemnity clause for death by cinder
-        block, why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My policy has
-        a double indemnity clause for death by cinder block, why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1509'}
-    - {alt_description: Oops! Those damn drones again., alt_type: text, primary_description: Oops!
-        Those damn drones again., primary_type: text, target_id: '1510'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like writing these online restaurant reviews has finally
-        given me the outlet to find my true voice., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel like writing these online restaurant reviews has finally given me the
-        outlet to find my true voice., primary_type: text, target_id: '1511'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You ever have on of those days? If I was outside, I bet a
-        plane would fall on me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You ever have
-        on of those days? If I was outside, I bet a plane would fall on me.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1512'}
-    - {alt_description: Try to live in the moment., alt_type: text, primary_description: Try
-        to live in the moment., primary_type: text, target_id: '1513'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm really just looking for some concrete results., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm really just looking for some concrete results., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1514'}
-    - {alt_description: 'you know, it hasn''t quite hit me yet', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'you
-        know, it hasn''t quite hit me yet', primary_type: text, target_id: '1515'}
-    - {alt_description: Life insurance is for suckers., alt_type: text, primary_description: Life
-        insurance is for suckers., primary_type: text, target_id: '1516'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I\u2019ll be suing this cafe in 5, 4, 3, 2\u2026",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "I\u2019ll be suing this cafe\
-        \ in 5, 4, 3, 2\u2026", primary_type: text, target_id: '1517'}
-    - {alt_description: I just don't see how this day could get any worse., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just don't see how this day could get any worse., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1518'}
-    - {alt_description: I like this place because of the low overhead., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I like this place because of the low overhead., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1519'}
-    - {alt_description: The great thing is the headaches stopped as soon as I switched
-        to decaff., alt_type: text, primary_description: The great thing is the headaches
-        stopped as soon as I switched to decaff., primary_type: text, target_id: '1520'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is everything okay? You seem distracted.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Is everything okay? You seem distracted.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1521'}
-    - {alt_description: They've already given me a heads up., alt_type: text, primary_description: They've
-        already given me a heads up., primary_type: text, target_id: '1522'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Here''s the problem, nothing surprises me anymore.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Here''s the problem, nothing surprises me anymore.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1523'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you mean, "Live a little."?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        do you mean, "Live a little."?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1524'}
-    - {alt_description: I work at OSHA., alt_type: text, primary_description: I work
-        at OSHA., primary_type: text, target_id: '1525'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I feel like that Joe Btfsplk character in the Li'l
-        Abner cartoon strip..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes I feel
-        like that Joe Btfsplk character in the Li'l Abner cartoon strip..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1526'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Yes I do believe in karma\u2014why?", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "Yes I do believe in karma\u2014why?", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1527'}
-    - {alt_description: I would try anything to get rid of my migraine., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I would try anything to get rid of my migraine., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1528'}
-    - {alt_description: 'First, the wife left me. Next, the dog died. Then...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'First, the wife left me. Next, the dog died. Then...',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1529'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you ever have one of those days where nothing goes right?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did you ever have one of those days where
-        nothing goes right?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1530'}
-    - {alt_description: Nice to relax...absolutely nothing has been going my way today.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Nice to relax...absolutely nothing has
-        been going my way today., primary_type: text, target_id: '1531'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I mean it. Nothing''s worse than being hit with writer''s
-        block.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, I mean it. Nothing''s worse
-        than being hit with writer''s block.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1532'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So you''re saying things are starting to look up for me?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So you''re saying things are starting
-        to look up for me?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1533'}
-    - {alt_description: I've had it with my boss...he called me a blockhead again.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I've had it with my boss...he called me
-        a blockhead again., primary_type: text, target_id: '1534'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Let me tell you, it''s been a hell of a day!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Let me tell you, it''s been a hell of a day!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1535'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s Tinder, but the scars are real.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s
-        Tinder, but the scars are real.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1536'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, but why now?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes,
-        but why now?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1537'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m thinking about ordering the,''Chicken Little '' salad!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m thinking about ordering the,''Chicken
-        Little '' salad!', primary_type: text, target_id: '1538'}
-    - {alt_description: We no longer have a concrete deal., alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        no longer have a concrete deal., primary_type: text, target_id: '1539'}
-    - {alt_description: I really appreciate you blocking out some time to meet for
-        lunch., alt_type: text, primary_description: I really appreciate you blocking
-        out some time to meet for lunch., primary_type: text, target_id: '1540'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Sure Karma\u2019s real, but shoddy work can\
-        \ trump anything.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Sure\
-        \ Karma\u2019s real, but shoddy work can trump anything.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1541'}
-    - {alt_description: Think this will be my last cup., alt_type: text, primary_description: Think
-        this will be my last cup., primary_type: text, target_id: '1542'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So he says, ''This isn''t the last the Acme Corporation will
-        hear of me!'' and storms out.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So he
-        says, ''This isn''t the last the Acme Corporation will hear of me!'' and storms
-        out.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1543'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I hate it when people say, "It hit me like a ton of bricks."
-        It''s insensitive to people who actually get hit with a ton of bricks.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I hate it when people say, "It hit me like a ton of bricks."
-        It''s insensitive to people who actually get hit with a ton of bricks.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1544'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My wife said I was "one block short of a load"...can you
-        imagine that?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My wife said I was "one
-        block short of a load"...can you imagine that?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1545'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Really Stan, is it too much of me to ask that you look at
-        me when I am speaking?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Really Stan,
-        is it too much of me to ask that you look at me when I am speaking?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1546'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Medicare. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Medicare.
-        Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1547'}
-    - {alt_description: No caffeine at all... it gives me a headache, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: No caffeine at all... it gives me a headache, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1548'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s just one sugary soft drink. What''s the worst that
-        could happen?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s just one sugary
-        soft drink. What''s the worst that could happen?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1549'}
-    - {alt_description: I think our deal just fell through., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think our deal just fell through., primary_type: text, target_id: '1550'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Jim, I''m not falling for your ''made you look'' game again.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Jim, I''m not falling for your ''made
-        you look'' game again.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1551'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Finally, things seem to be falling into place.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Finally, things seem to be falling into place.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1552'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you know anything about tarot cards?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you know anything about tarot cards?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1553'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Where''s the piano!?!?!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Where''s
-        the piano!?!?!', primary_type: text, target_id: '1554'}
-    - {alt_description: God never gives me a day off., alt_type: text, primary_description: God
-        never gives me a day off., primary_type: text, target_id: '1555'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You said you were named for Wile E. Coyote, right?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You said you were named for Wile E. Coyote, right?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1556'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And if I''m lying, may a .....', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And
-        if I''m lying, may a .....', primary_type: text, target_id: '1557'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I strongly dislike Modernist, interior design.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I strongly dislike Modernist, interior design.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1558'}
-    - {alt_description: And I told him flat out there was no way a trebuchet could
-        hurl an object that far., alt_type: text, primary_description: And I told
-        him flat out there was no way a trebuchet could hurl an object that far.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1559'}
-    - {alt_description: Everything depends on being at the right place at the right
-        time., alt_type: text, primary_description: Everything depends on being at
-        the right place at the right time., primary_type: text, target_id: '1560'}
-    - {alt_description: One lump will do., alt_type: text, primary_description: One
-        lump will do., primary_type: text, target_id: '1561'}
-    - {alt_description: 'She did ask about my life insurance, actually. Why?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'She did ask about my life insurance, actually. Why?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1562'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't know what it is today....it feels like I've been hit
-        by a ton of bricks., alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't know what
-        it is today....it feels like I've been hit by a ton of bricks., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1563'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What? What''s falling? The Dow?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What?
-        What''s falling? The Dow?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1564'}
-    - {alt_description: You seem distracted, alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        seem distracted, primary_type: text, target_id: '1565'}
-    - {alt_description: '..then it hit me, like 1/2000 ton of bricks.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '..then it hit me, like 1/2000 ton of bricks.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1566'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I wonder if my BulletProof Coffee is CinderBlock proof as
-        well?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I wonder if my BulletProof Coffee
-        is CinderBlock proof as well?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1567'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s your turn to pick up the check, right?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'It''s your turn to pick up the check, right?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1568'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Just hit me with it, John. I promise it won''t be over my
-        head.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Just hit me with it, John. I
-        promise it won''t be over my head.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1569'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm working on my writer's block., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        working on my writer's block., primary_type: text, target_id: '1570'}
-    - {alt_description: A drone comes crushing down!, alt_type: text, primary_description: A
-        drone comes crushing down!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1571'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My business is bankrupt, I was indicted, my wife left me.
-        . . even this coffee is terrible, . . what else could possibly happen?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'My business is bankrupt, I was indicted, my wife left
-        me. . . even this coffee is terrible, . . what else could possibly happen?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1572'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So the bomb exploded but, luckily, I was unscathed.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So the bomb exploded but, luckily, I was unscathed.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1573'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What could possibly go wrong?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        could possibly go wrong?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1574'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ll try it. What''s the worst thing that could happen?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ll try it. What''s the worst thing
-        that could happen?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1575'}
-    - {alt_description: The aura around you tells me you're going to have a migraine
-        headache shortly., alt_type: text, primary_description: The aura around you
-        tells me you're going to have a migraine headache shortly., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1576'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I'm about to have an epiphany., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think I'm about to have an epiphany., primary_type: text, target_id: '1577'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I ordered the heavy cream. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        ordered the heavy cream. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1578'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can I trust you to keep a secret?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Can
-        I trust you to keep a secret?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1579'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why don''t you sign now so we can relax over dessert?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why don''t you sign now so we can relax over dessert?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1580'}
-    - {alt_description: My astrologer said earth signs aren't going to be good for
-        me this week., alt_type: text, primary_description: My astrologer said earth
-        signs aren't going to be good for me this week., primary_type: text, target_id: '1581'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m not sure why I stole your wife, something just came
-        over me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m not sure why I stole
-        your wife, something just came over me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1582'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So...you say your divorce is going well?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So...you say your divorce is going well?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1583'}
-    - {alt_description: They overcharged for the banana nut bread ..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: They overcharged for the banana nut bread ..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1584'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You say this place is called Damocles?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You say this place is called Damocles?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1585'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This divorce is really hitting me like a brick. No, that''s
-        a brick.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This divorce is really hitting
-        me like a brick. No, that''s a brick.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1586'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know, if I just sit here, the solution will just jump into
-        my head.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I know, if I just sit here,
-        the solution will just jump into my head.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1587'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I told him,''over my dead body''', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        told him,''over my dead body''', primary_type: text, target_id: '1588'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I''m waiting till full retirement age to collect my pension.
-        Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, I''m waiting till full retirement
-        age to collect my pension. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1589'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t have a lawyer, why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I don''t have a lawyer, why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1590'}
-    - {alt_description: Let me be more concrete., alt_type: text, primary_description: Let
-        me be more concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '1591'}
-    - {alt_description: You're not gonna live to 50 eating all those breakfast sandwiches.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: You're not gonna live to 50 eating all
-        those breakfast sandwiches., primary_type: text, target_id: '1592'}
-    - {alt_description: A 150kg mass is approaching your head at 45.3 metres per second!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: A 150kg mass is approaching your head at
-        45.3 metres per second!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1593'}
-    - {alt_description: Drink your coffee before it gets cold., alt_type: text, primary_description: Drink
-        your coffee before it gets cold., primary_type: text, target_id: '1594'}
-    - {alt_description: No. Really! MOVE!! NOW!!!, alt_type: text, primary_description: No.
-        Really! MOVE!! NOW!!!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1595'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm getting sick and tired of all those global warming 'Chicken
-        Little' forecasts., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm getting sick
-        and tired of all those global warming 'Chicken Little' forecasts., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1596'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just not one of those 'the sky is falling' types., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm just not one of those 'the sky is falling' types.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1597'}
-    - {alt_description: How the world sees Trump's arrival to the US presidential
-        race., alt_type: text, primary_description: How the world sees Trump's arrival
-        to the US presidential race., primary_type: text, target_id: '1598'}
-    - {alt_description: Boy do I have bad luck - today was his turn to pay for lunch
-        !, alt_type: text, primary_description: Boy do I have bad luck - today was
-        his turn to pay for lunch !, primary_type: text, target_id: '1599'}
-    - {alt_description: She said I was a loser!, alt_type: text, primary_description: She
-        said I was a loser!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1600'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have I told you what a scam life insurance is?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Have I told you what a scam life insurance is?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1601'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can you repeat that slowly so I can understand you?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Can you repeat that slowly so I can understand you?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1602'}
-    - {alt_description: It's simply Politics as Usual - not impending doom., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's simply Politics as Usual - not impending doom., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1603'}
-    - {alt_description: There is a God., alt_type: text, primary_description: There
-        is a God., primary_type: text, target_id: '1604'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Whoa...gotta-go: it looks like another one of those,''''cinder-block
-        from space'''' moments here. But, hold that thought...''''', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"Whoa...gotta-go: it looks like another one of those,''''cinder-block
-        from space'''' moments here. But, hold that thought...''''', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1605'}
-    - {alt_description: Get out of the way!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Get
-        out of the way!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1606'}
-    - {alt_description: And then it hit me; she DID love me. She wasn't trying to
-        kill me!, alt_type: text, primary_description: And then it hit me; she DID
-        love me. She wasn't trying to kill me!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1607'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is there something you''re not telling me?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Is there something you''re not telling me?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1608'}
-    - {alt_description: You do have the weight of the world on you!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You do have the weight of the world on you!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1609'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t care, I said don''t talk to me until I''ve had my
-        coffee', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I don''t care, I said don''t
-        talk to me until I''ve had my coffee', primary_type: text, target_id: '1610'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe I shouldn't have catcalled that construction worker,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Maybe I shouldn't have catcalled that construction
-        worker, primary_type: text, target_id: '1611'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I just get the feeling that my life is going to
-        get worse., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes I just get the
-        feeling that my life is going to get worse., primary_type: text, target_id: '1612'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel inspiration is going to hit me any second!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel inspiration is going to hit me any second!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1613'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, life can be so random sometimes....', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know, life can be so random sometimes....', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1614'}
-    - {alt_description: Did I say my ex is likely to get even with me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Did I say my ex is likely to get even with me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1615'}
-    - {alt_description: Some fellas got no luck., alt_type: text, primary_description: Some
-        fellas got no luck., primary_type: text, target_id: '1616'}
-    - {alt_description: Be proactive. That's my motto., alt_type: text, primary_description: Be
-        proactive. That's my motto., primary_type: text, target_id: '1617'}
-    - {alt_description: Penny for your thoughts., alt_type: text, primary_description: Penny
-        for your thoughts., primary_type: text, target_id: '1618'}
-    - {alt_description: '...but give me a concrete example of why we can''t continue
-        this way', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...but give me a concrete
-        example of why we can''t continue this way', primary_type: text, target_id: '1619'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ya know Tom, I never wanted to be a Risk Manager in college',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ya know Tom, I never wanted to be a Risk
-        Manager in college', primary_type: text, target_id: '1620'}
-    - {alt_description: '... and then it hit me. We need to be more reactive.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '... and then it hit me. We need to be more reactive.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1621'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then this jerk from accounting said, "Live every day
-        like it was your last."', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And then this
-        jerk from accounting said, "Live every day like it was your last."', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1622'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like I'm carrying a heavy load., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel like I'm carrying a heavy load., primary_type: text, target_id: '1623'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I was wrong, I need a sign to that effect.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If I was wrong, I need a sign to that effect.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1624'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You want some help with that lid?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        want some help with that lid?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1625'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My motto is, live every day as if it''s your last.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'My motto is, live every day as if it''s your last.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1626'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What cruel irony? That botched execution saved my butt.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What cruel irony? That botched execution
-        saved my butt.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1627'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't see how they can block my nomination., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't see how they can block my nomination., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1628'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't shake this mental block hanging over me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't shake this mental block hanging over me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1629'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Tell me the truth, do you think I could pull of wearing a
-        fedora?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Tell me the truth, do you
-        think I could pull of wearing a fedora?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1630'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Which is heavier...a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Which is heavier...a pound of bricks or
-        a pound of feathers?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1631'}
-    - {alt_description: '...right after lunch', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...right
-        after lunch', primary_type: text, target_id: '1632'}
-    - {alt_description: I know exactly what you are going to say. I should not have
-        whistled at that construction worker., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        know exactly what you are going to say. I should not have whistled at that
-        construction worker., primary_type: text, target_id: '1633'}
-    - {alt_description: You never know when inspiration will hit you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You never know when inspiration will hit you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1634'}
-    - {alt_description: I told her I don't believe in karma!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        told her I don't believe in karma!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1635'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ah Jerry, the Sky "Is Falling."', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ah
-        Jerry, the Sky "Is Falling."', primary_type: text, target_id: '1636'}
-    - {alt_description: I hope you're wearing clean underwear, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        hope you're wearing clean underwear, primary_type: text, target_id: '1637'}
-    - {alt_description: I just need a sign, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just need a sign, primary_type: text, target_id: '1638'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Frankly Dave, if your not going look at me when I''m talking
-        to you, why should I listen to what you have to say?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Frankly
-        Dave, if your not going look at me when I''m talking to you, why should I
-        listen to what you have to say?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1639'}
-    - {alt_description: I just don't get how you can put your faith in something that
-        never gives you any concrete evidence of its existence..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just don't get how you can put your faith in something
-        that never gives you any concrete evidence of its existence..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1640'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Wow, I''ve just had a brilliant idea.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Wow,
-        I''ve just had a brilliant idea.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1641'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Atticus considered warning his client about the falling cinder
-        block, but he reasoned that the thing speaks for itself.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Atticus considered warning his client about the falling
-        cinder block, but he reasoned that the thing speaks for itself.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1642'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Thanks for listening, I feel like a weight''s been lifted
-        off my shoulders.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Thanks for listening,
-        I feel like a weight''s been lifted off my shoulders.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1643'}
-    - {alt_description: I call it the Block of Damocles., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        call it the Block of Damocles., primary_type: text, target_id: '1644'}
-    - {alt_description: It hit me like a ton of bricks!, alt_type: text, primary_description: It
-        hit me like a ton of bricks!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1645'}
-    - {alt_description: The hardest part is not knowing whether I'm going to outlive
-        my money., alt_type: text, primary_description: The hardest part is not knowing
-        whether I'm going to outlive my money., primary_type: text, target_id: '1646'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you read about the killer called the Cinderblock Shot
-        Putter?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did you read about the killer
-        called the Cinderblock Shot Putter?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1647'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sign Here, Quick!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sign
-        Here, Quick!', primary_type: text, target_id: '1648'}
-    - {alt_description: I see where that blockhead Trump is retaliating against anybody
-        that says anything nasty about him, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        see where that blockhead Trump is retaliating against anybody that says anything
-        nasty about him, primary_type: text, target_id: '1649'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and then I said, of course I''m voting for Hillary!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and then I said, of course I''m voting
-        for Hillary!', primary_type: text, target_id: '1650'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sure stock process are down, but how bad can it get?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Sure stock process are down, but how bad can it get?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1651'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I said to myself, "Why don''t I just spend the rest of
-        the day getting stoned?"', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I said
-        to myself, "Why don''t I just spend the rest of the day getting stoned?"',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1652'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sorry, I crossed the coyote recently...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Sorry, I crossed the coyote recently...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1653'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You already paid the check, RIGHT???', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        already paid the check, RIGHT???', primary_type: text, target_id: '1654'}
-    - {alt_description: '"There''s a better chance of getting hit by lighting".',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '"There''s a better chance of getting hit
-        by lighting".', primary_type: text, target_id: '1655'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yea, yea, Chicken Little.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yea,
-        yea, Chicken Little.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1656'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s up, coffee dude? Nothing much, sandwich dude cartoon
-        by levi', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''s up, coffee dude? Nothing
-        much, sandwich dude cartoon by levi', primary_type: text, target_id: '1657'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Brick? Who''s Brick?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Brick?
-        Who''s Brick?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1658'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Seriously, Stan, could this day possibly get any worse?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Seriously, Stan, could this day possibly
-        get any worse?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1659'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So now I''m sitting here, waiting for the other shoe to drop...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So now I''m sitting here, waiting for
-        the other shoe to drop...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1660'}
-    - {alt_description: If this wasn't the cafe he takes employees to be fired I may
-        have warned him, alt_type: text, primary_description: If this wasn't the cafe
-        he takes employees to be fired I may have warned him, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1661'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You just don''t know what it''s like to feel the impending
-        doom of a ton of bricks about to descend upon you?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        just don''t know what it''s like to feel the impending doom of a ton of bricks
-        about to descend upon you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1662'}
-    - {alt_description: I just feel like the whole world is collapsing around me.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just feel like the whole world is collapsing
-        around me., primary_type: text, target_id: '1663'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is your toast burnt or am I about to have a stroke?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Is your toast burnt or am I about to have a stroke?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1664'}
-    - {alt_description: Pretty sure I deleted everything., alt_type: text, primary_description: Pretty
-        sure I deleted everything., primary_type: text, target_id: '1665'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Watch out, a case of the Mondays is coming at you', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Watch out, a case of the Mondays is coming at you', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1666'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s bad, but just remember it could always be worse.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s bad, but just remember it could
-        always be worse.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1667'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So you forgot the remote again?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        you forgot the remote again?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1668'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, they''re saying we should all get more fiber into our
-        diets. Even the birds are trying it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        they''re saying we should all get more fiber into our diets. Even the birds
-        are trying it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1669'}
-    - {alt_description: 'God, schmod.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'God,
-        schmod.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1670'}
-    - {alt_description: Lately I've been thinking a lot about mortality., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Lately I've been thinking a lot about mortality., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1671'}
-    - {alt_description: then I told her she needed to let go of what was weighing
-        on her mind..., alt_type: text, primary_description: then I told her she needed
-        to let go of what was weighing on her mind..., primary_type: text, target_id: '1672'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, you don''t mean a *literal* brick--', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No, you don''t mean a *literal* brick--', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1673'}
-    - {alt_description: My doctor says I come from a really good gene pool., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My doctor says I come from a really good gene pool., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1674'}
-    - {alt_description: '...then it hit me, like a ton of bricks.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...then it hit me, like a ton of bricks.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1675'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Karma: "Who are you calling a blockhead?"', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Karma: "Who are you calling a blockhead?"', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1676'}
-    - {alt_description: 'They say these things happen in threes, so....', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'They say these things happen in threes, so....', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1677'}
-    - {alt_description: The next wave of reality television took its influences from
-        Loony Toons, alt_type: text, primary_description: The next wave of reality
-        television took its influences from Loony Toons, primary_type: text, target_id: '1678'}
-    - {alt_description: 'it''s like nothing ever happens, you know ...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'it''s like nothing ever happens, you know ...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1679'}
-    - {alt_description: You'll never regret going with the lowest bidder., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You'll never regret going with the lowest bidder., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1680'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Argh, they are killing me -- they put soy instead of skim
-        again.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Argh, they are killing me --
-        they put soy instead of skim again.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1681'}
-    - {alt_description: Trust me. Life insurance is a sucker's bet., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Trust me. Life insurance is a sucker's bet., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1682'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No. I don''t believe in Karma. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No. I don''t believe in Karma. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1683'}
-    - {alt_description: Their triple caffeine blend is guaranteed to keep you alert
-        and awake., alt_type: text, primary_description: Their triple caffeine blend
-        is guaranteed to keep you alert and awake., primary_type: text, target_id: '1684'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Gerald, um, I think you might want to watch out.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Gerald, um, I think you might want to watch out.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1685'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So you DON''T think now is a good time to sell?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So you DON''T think now is a good time to sell?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1686'}
-    - {alt_description: Hope he's voting Sanders in the primary., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Hope he's voting Sanders in the primary., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1687'}
-    - {alt_description: It doesn't take a brick falling on my head before I get it.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: It doesn't take a brick falling on my head
-        before I get it., primary_type: text, target_id: '1688'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why are you canceling my promotion announcement tomorrow?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why are you canceling my promotion announcement
-        tomorrow?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1689'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Let''s make that the last time you call me Blockhead?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Let''s make that the last time you call me Blockhead?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1690'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm thinking about moving., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        thinking about moving., primary_type: text, target_id: '1691'}
-    - {alt_description: Good news! I think my stocks have bottomed out and are finally
-        going up., alt_type: text, primary_description: Good news! I think my stocks
-        have bottomed out and are finally going up., primary_type: text, target_id: '1692'}
-    - {alt_description: I told her I needed faster download speed to stream work videos.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I told her I needed faster download speed
-        to stream work videos., primary_type: text, target_id: '1693'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever have one of those realizations that come out of nowhere
-        and hit you like a ton of bricks?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ever
-        have one of those realizations that come out of nowhere and hit you like a
-        ton of bricks?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1694'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then I said to her, Cogito ergo sum.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'And then I said to her, Cogito ergo sum.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1695'}
-    - {alt_description: 'She just ended it, out of nowhere, it really hit me hard.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'She just ended it, out of nowhere, it
-        really hit me hard.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1696'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Could I, at least, have one, concrete idea that could hit
-        me about the new Ad campaign?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Could
-        I, at least, have one, concrete idea that could hit me about the new Ad campaign?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1697'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Dude, Please tell me your name is Neo and that we are in
-        the Matrix".', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"Dude, Please tell me
-        your name is Neo and that we are in the Matrix".', primary_type: text, target_id: '1698'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you order off the menu?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you order off the menu?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1699'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I agree. If you see something, say something.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I agree. If you see something, say something.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1700'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Quick, make a wish.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Quick,
-        make a wish.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1701'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I tell ya, I can feel it, Chuck. Today''s the day I''m gonna
-        catch that Road Runner.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I tell ya,
-        I can feel it, Chuck. Today''s the day I''m gonna catch that Road Runner.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1702'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm tired of being afraid., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        tired of being afraid., primary_type: text, target_id: '1703'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll pick up the next tab., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll
-        pick up the next tab., primary_type: text, target_id: '1704'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did I ever tell you the story of my being struck by lightning?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did I ever tell you the story of my being
-        struck by lightning?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1705'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife left me....I was fired yesterday and I lost the lotto
-        by one number! ...BUT I'm still an optimist. My wife split...I got canned
-        yesterday and I lost the lotto by one number.....but I'm still really optimistic.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: My wife left me....I was fired yesterday
-        and I lost the lotto by one number! ...BUT I'm still an optimist. My wife
-        split...I got canned yesterday and I lost the lotto by one number.....but
-        I'm still really optimistic., primary_type: text, target_id: '1706'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm certain my wife has no idea I'm cheating on her., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm certain my wife has no idea I'm cheating on her., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1707'}
-    - {alt_description: From heedless to headless., alt_type: text, primary_description: From
-        heedless to headless., primary_type: text, target_id: '1708'}
-    - {alt_description: He should have had a V8., alt_type: text, primary_description: He
-        should have had a V8., primary_type: text, target_id: '1709'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''da you think about the new high-rises in the neighborhood?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''da you think about the new high-rises
-        in the neighborhood?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1710'}
-    - {alt_description: That's why I drink coffee here...safest part of town., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: That's why I drink coffee here...safest part of town.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1711'}
-    - {alt_description: I am just looking for a sign why we shouldn't invest in a
-        Chipotle Franchise., alt_type: text, primary_description: I am just looking
-        for a sign why we shouldn't invest in a Chipotle Franchise., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1712'}
-    - {alt_description: You're such an unhealthy eater., alt_type: text, primary_description: You're
-        such an unhealthy eater., primary_type: text, target_id: '1713'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So,how''d the Trump rally go?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So,how''d
-        the Trump rally go?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1714'}
-    - {alt_description: That is if they ever find me., alt_type: text, primary_description: That
-        is if they ever find me., primary_type: text, target_id: '1715'}
-    - {alt_description: My hand has been in this warm water our entire meal and I
-        still don't have to tinkle., alt_type: text, primary_description: My hand
-        has been in this warm water our entire meal and I still don't have to tinkle.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1716'}
-    - {alt_description: You may want to cancel your afternoon sales calls., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You may want to cancel your afternoon sales calls., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1717'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What exactly was that waiver you signed walking in?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What exactly was that waiver you signed walking in?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1718'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If the boss asks why I didn''t come back after lunch, make
-        something up.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If the boss asks why
-        I didn''t come back after lunch, make something up.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1719'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Calm down, I still have a couple of seconds.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Calm down, I still have a couple of seconds.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1720'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t mind tossing out a blockbuster idea, it''s the catching
-        I hate.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I don''t mind tossing out
-        a blockbuster idea, it''s the catching I hate.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1721'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Look Jim, I know this is bad, but the sky isn''t falling...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Look Jim, I know this is bad, but the
-        sky isn''t falling...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1722'}
-    - {alt_description: What I especially like about this place is how chockablock
-        it is with surprises., alt_type: text, primary_description: What I especially
-        like about this place is how chockablock it is with surprises., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1723'}
-    - {alt_description: Someone broke the glass ceiling again., alt_type: text, primary_description: Someone
-        broke the glass ceiling again., primary_type: text, target_id: '1724'}
-    - {alt_description: Writer's block., alt_type: text, primary_description: Writer's
-        block., primary_type: text, target_id: '1725'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And those are the benefits of trickle-down econ... [THUMP]',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And those are the benefits of trickle-down
-        econ... [THUMP]', primary_type: text, target_id: '1726'}
-    - {alt_description: Hmmm.Could be a lawsuit., alt_type: text, primary_description: Hmmm.Could
-        be a lawsuit., primary_type: text, target_id: '1727'}
-    - {alt_description: Gravity is only a theory., alt_type: text, primary_description: Gravity
-        is only a theory., primary_type: text, target_id: '1728'}
-    - {alt_description: I told you my wife is Not above anything, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I told you my wife is Not above anything, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1729'}
-    - {alt_description: Luck is the residue of design my friend, alt_type: text, primary_description: Luck
-        is the residue of design my friend, primary_type: text, target_id: '1730'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My boss upstairs called me a blockhead. Why?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'My boss upstairs called me a blockhead. Why?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1731'}
-    - {alt_description: '... so what could be worse than that?', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...
-        so what could be worse than that?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1732'}
-    - {alt_description: It'll eventually sink in., alt_type: text, primary_description: It'll
-        eventually sink in., primary_type: text, target_id: '1733'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ve been trying to block something out, but I can''t remember
-        what it is...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ve been trying to
-        block something out, but I can''t remember what it is...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1734'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why is everybody always telling me to lean in?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why is everybody always telling me to lean in?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1735'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Nine-point-eight meters per second squared. Why?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Nine-point-eight meters per second squared. Why?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1736'}
-    - {alt_description: 'On second thought, I wouldn''t worry about that second spoonful
-        of sugar..', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'On second thought, I wouldn''t
-        worry about that second spoonful of sugar..', primary_type: text, target_id: '1737'}
-    - {alt_description: 'We Can''t Fix That Problem But Is There anything Else Mr.
-        Shaw?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'We Can''t Fix That Problem But
-        Is There anything Else Mr. Shaw?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1738'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What could be worse than falling interest rates?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What could be worse than falling interest rates?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1739'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Wow, your writer''s block is much worse than I thought.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Wow, your writer''s block is much worse
-        than I thought.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1740'}
-    - {alt_description: '... and if I''m lying, may I be struck down from above.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '... and if I''m lying, may I be struck
-        down from above.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1741'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't imagine anything else going wrong today., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't imagine anything else going wrong today., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1742'}
-    - {alt_description: and I don't know when I'm just gonna get take a hint..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: and I don't know when I'm just gonna get take a hint...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1743'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So you say you broke a mirror this morning?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So you say you broke a mirror this morning?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1744'}
-    - {alt_description: Give me a second. Maybe something will come to me out of the
-        blue., alt_type: text, primary_description: Give me a second. Maybe something
-        will come to me out of the blue., primary_type: text, target_id: '1745'}
-    - {alt_description: I hear overhead is coming down., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        hear overhead is coming down., primary_type: text, target_id: '1746'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll take the check!!!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll
-        take the check!!!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1747'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So apparently, it all comes down to this thing called karma.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So apparently, it all comes down to this
-        thing called karma.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1748'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Move?! I''m rent stabilized!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Move?!
-        I''m rent stabilized!', primary_type: text, target_id: '1749'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You see, I believe karma moves in two directions.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You see, I believe karma moves in two directions.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1750'}
-    - {alt_description: My work has just been weighing so heavily on me lately., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My work has just been weighing so heavily on me lately.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1751'}
-    - {alt_description: Show me something concrete and then we'll talk., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Show me something concrete and then we'll talk., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1752'}
-    - {alt_description: They did that Rhythm Stick song. Ian something and..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: They did that Rhythm Stick song. Ian something and...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1753'}
-    - {alt_description: You have a better chance of being hit by a falling cinder
-        block than winning Powerball., alt_type: text, primary_description: You have
-        a better chance of being hit by a falling cinder block than winning Powerball.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1754'}
-    - {alt_description: You wouldn't believe the kind of day I've had., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You wouldn't believe the kind of day I've had., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1755'}
-    - {alt_description: Without morning coffee I wouldn't last the day., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Without morning coffee I wouldn't last the day., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1756'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think it's the other shoe you have to worry about.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't think it's the other shoe you have
-        to worry about., primary_type: text, target_id: '1757'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I didn''t want to tell you, but...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        didn''t want to tell you, but...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1758'}
-    - {alt_description: Relax. The law of gravity doesn't apply to cartoons., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Relax. The law of gravity doesn't apply to cartoons., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1759'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m guessing you ordered the twenty-pounder, no cheese?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m guessing you ordered the twenty-pounder,
-        no cheese?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1760'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I just feel like I''ve hit a point in my life where there
-        are no more surprises. Know what I mean?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        just feel like I''ve hit a point in my life where there are no more surprises.
-        Know what I mean?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1761'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Um, Mr. Trump...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Um,
-        Mr. Trump...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1762'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice.....', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice.....', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1763'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know Steve, suing Acme Corporation is one thing, but
-        joining Mr. Coyote as a defendant is just asking for trouble.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know Steve, suing Acme Corporation is one thing, but
-        joining Mr. Coyote as a defendant is just asking for trouble.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1764'}
-    - {alt_description: What "blocking" looked like before the Internet., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: What "blocking" looked like before the Internet., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1765'}
-    - {alt_description: Watch your coffee., alt_type: text, primary_description: Watch
-        your coffee., primary_type: text, target_id: '1766'}
-    - {alt_description: It's just that nobody crosses the cinder lobby. I gotta watch
-        my back., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's just that nobody crosses
-        the cinder lobby. I gotta watch my back., primary_type: text, target_id: '1767'}
-    - {alt_description: Its all part of being a New Yorker, alt_type: text, primary_description: Its
-        all part of being a New Yorker, primary_type: text, target_id: '1768'}
-    - {alt_description: Thats going to hurt.., alt_type: text, primary_description: Thats
-        going to hurt.., primary_type: text, target_id: '1769'}
-    - {alt_description: Your horoscope was right. It said things would be falling
-        in your lap today., alt_type: text, primary_description: Your horoscope was
-        right. It said things would be falling in your lap today., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1770'}
-    - {alt_description: Your Double Down is here., alt_type: text, primary_description: Your
-        Double Down is here., primary_type: text, target_id: '1771'}
-    - {alt_description: It's like we're stuck choosing between a bullet or poison.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: It's like we're stuck choosing between
-        a bullet or poison., primary_type: text, target_id: '1772'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Good news, my cholesterol is...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Good
-        news, my cholesterol is...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1773'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Decaf! Can this day get any worse?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Decaf!
-        Can this day get any worse?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1774'}
-    - {alt_description: Ummm Bob..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Ummm Bob...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1775'}
-    - {alt_description: You'd better hurry up and drink that., alt_type: text, primary_description: You'd
-        better hurry up and drink that., primary_type: text, target_id: '1776'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The sooner I get out from under the better,', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'The sooner I get out from under the better,', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1777'}
-    - {alt_description: Made an appointment with the lawyer for a will. Better late
-        then never., alt_type: text, primary_description: Made an appointment with
-        the lawyer for a will. Better late then never., primary_type: text, target_id: '1778'}
-    - {alt_description: It might fall on all of us as a ton of bricks., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It might fall on all of us as a ton of bricks., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1779'}
-    - {alt_description: I have this ominous feeling -- like someone's watching me
-        through the window., alt_type: text, primary_description: I have this ominous
-        feeling -- like someone's watching me through the window., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1780'}
-    - {alt_description: I didn't order duck., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        didn't order duck., primary_type: text, target_id: '1781'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't drink coffee. It's bad for my health., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't drink coffee. It's bad for my health., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1782'}
-    - {alt_description: When cement blocks fly., alt_type: text, primary_description: When
-        cement blocks fly., primary_type: text, target_id: '1783'}
-    - {alt_description: For my inspection I'm giving this coffee shop a perfect rating
-        for cleanliness and safety., alt_type: text, primary_description: For my inspection
-        I'm giving this coffee shop a perfect rating for cleanliness and safety.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1784'}
-    - {alt_description: I just know my luck's gonna change soon., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just know my luck's gonna change soon., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1785'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't take the guilt any more. I've been seeing your wife.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I can't take the guilt any more. I've been
-        seeing your wife., primary_type: text, target_id: '1786'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't move., alt_type: text, primary_description: Don't move.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1787'}
-    - {alt_description: Without an eyewitness or a murder weapon we're gonna need
-        something really concrete here., alt_type: text, primary_description: Without
-        an eyewitness or a murder weapon we're gonna need something really concrete
-        here., primary_type: text, target_id: '1788'}
-    - {alt_description: 'are you looking for trouble ?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'are
-        you looking for trouble ?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1789'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did I tell you I had my anti-Trump letter published in the
-        Times this morning?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did I tell you
-        I had my anti-Trump letter published in the Times this morning?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1790'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you hear the fat lady sing?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you hear the fat lady sing?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1791'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you have any aspirin?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you have any aspirin?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1792'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yeah, swear to God, why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yeah,
-        swear to God, why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1793'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Should I warn him? Eh, not enough time.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Should I warn him? Eh, not enough time.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1794'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Quick, John, pay the bill!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Quick,
-        John, pay the bill!', primary_type: text, target_id: '1795'}
-    - {alt_description: But next round on me, alt_type: text, primary_description: But
-        next round on me, primary_type: text, target_id: '1796'}
-    - {alt_description: That is the last time I hire a handyman from ISIS to repair
-        my roof!, alt_type: text, primary_description: That is the last time I hire
-        a handyman from ISIS to repair my roof!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1797'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s not duck, it''s chicken.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s
-        not duck, it''s chicken.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1798'}
-    - {alt_description: Pretend it's not there., alt_type: text, primary_description: Pretend
-        it's not there., primary_type: text, target_id: '1799'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Aetna. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Aetna.
-        Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1800'}
-    - {alt_description: I've got a feeling something is in the air ..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've got a feeling something is in the air ..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1801'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Yeah, I\u2019m an organ donor. Why?", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "Yeah, I\u2019m an organ donor. Why?", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1802'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Help me out, Benson. Lately, I''ve been feeling like a nameless
-        speck in a practically infinite universe--the unintended butt of a poor cosmic
-        joke of unknowable proportion.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Help
-        me out, Benson. Lately, I''ve been feeling like a nameless speck in a practically
-        infinite universe--the unintended butt of a poor cosmic joke of unknowable
-        proportion.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1803'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I wasn''t expecting a message from the Building Trades
-        Council. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, I wasn''t expecting
-        a message from the Building Trades Council. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1804'}
-    - {alt_description: All I need is a knock on the head to figure this out, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: All I need is a knock on the head to figure this out, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1805'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ready for a shock? I have the winning lottery ticket in my
-        pocket.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ready for a shock? I have
-        the winning lottery ticket in my pocket.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1806'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So what you''re trying to tell me is that I didn''t tip enough?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So what you''re trying to tell me is that
-        I didn''t tip enough?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1807'}
-    - {alt_description: We make our own luck., alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        make our own luck., primary_type: text, target_id: '1808'}
-    - {alt_description: You should drink the coffee...it's supposed to relieve headaches.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: You should drink the coffee...it's supposed
-        to relieve headaches., primary_type: text, target_id: '1809'}
-    - {alt_description: '... and our campaign to show that Creationism is a myth is
-        finally starting to take hold.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...
-        and our campaign to show that Creationism is a myth is finally starting to
-        take hold.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1810'}
-    - {alt_description: Send over the new will right away; I'd like to sign it asap,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Send over the new will right away; I'd
-        like to sign it asap, primary_type: text, target_id: '1811'}
-    - {alt_description: now I know why they call this place ''The Cinderblock'', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: now I know why they call this place ''The Cinderblock'',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1812'}
-    - {alt_description: Forget the lid on your cup....I think you need one on your
-        head., alt_type: text, primary_description: Forget the lid on your cup....I
-        think you need one on your head., primary_type: text, target_id: '1813'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Cross my heart and...I forget, what''s the rest of it?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Cross my heart and...I forget, what''s
-        the rest of it?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1814'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I will take that life insurance policy., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think I will take that life insurance policy., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1815'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So should I go with the whole or the term?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So should I go with the whole or the term?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1816'}
-    - {alt_description: If I could only have a sign..., alt_type: text, primary_description: If
-        I could only have a sign..., primary_type: text, target_id: '1817'}
-    - {alt_description: So far the divorce has been surprisingly civil., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So far the divorce has been surprisingly civil., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1818'}
-    - {alt_description: This isn't your day!, alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        isn't your day!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1819'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, cost containment is important. But sometimes low overhead
-        can create real headaches.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes, cost
-        containment is important. But sometimes low overhead can create real headaches.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1820'}
-    - {alt_description: And since I'm the only one who knows your little secret...,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: And since I'm the only one who knows your
-        little secret..., primary_type: text, target_id: '1821'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm not so sure everything happens for a reason., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm not so sure everything happens for a reason., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1822'}
-    - {alt_description: That's not what I meant when I suggested the restaurant have
-        exposed brick..., alt_type: text, primary_description: That's not what I meant
-        when I suggested the restaurant have exposed brick..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1823'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well Joe, things could be worse; a large block of cement
-        could fall on your head.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well Joe,
-        things could be worse; a large block of cement could fall on your head.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1824'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then the waitress said: "You want a flat white? I''ll
-        give you a flat white".', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And then the
-        waitress said: "You want a flat white? I''ll give you a flat white".', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1825'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hard work got me to where I am, Jim, not luck.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hard work got me to where I am, Jim, not luck.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1826'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don, best not to think about retirement.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Don, best not to think about retirement.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1827'}
-    - {alt_description: 'In the absence of further problems, let''s go ahead with
-        it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'In the absence of further problems,
-        let''s go ahead with it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1828'}
-    - {alt_description: These times call for concrete thinking., alt_type: text, primary_description: These
-        times call for concrete thinking., primary_type: text, target_id: '1829'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you ever wake up with the feeling something big was gonna
-        happen?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did you ever wake up with
-        the feeling something big was gonna happen?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1830'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t look now, but...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Don''t
-        look now, but...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1831'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why yes, this table was reserved under "Wile E. Coyote".
-        Why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why yes, this table
-        was reserved under "Wile E. Coyote". Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1832'}
-    - {alt_description: No. I haven't noticed an alarming increase in construction
-        accidents., alt_type: text, primary_description: No. I haven't noticed an
-        alarming increase in construction accidents., primary_type: text, target_id: '1833'}
-    - {alt_description: Williams quickly regretted calling his colleague an ignorant
-        blockhead., alt_type: text, primary_description: Williams quickly regretted
-        calling his colleague an ignorant blockhead., primary_type: text, target_id: '1834'}
-    - {alt_description: It's about to get much worse my friend. Much worse!!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's about to get much worse my friend. Much worse!!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1835'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So you think the term life policy makes more sense. Why?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So you think the term life policy makes
-        more sense. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1836'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I said writers block.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No,
-        I said writers block.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1837'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, tell me something I don''t know.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So,
-        tell me something I don''t know.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1838'}
-    - {alt_description: Going forward I'd like a more concrete notion in my head.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Going forward I'd like a more concrete
-        notion in my head., primary_type: text, target_id: '1839'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Where an Allstate agent when you need one?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Where an Allstate agent when you need one?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1840'}
-    - {alt_description: oh.....so THAT'S why my wife told me to sit there.., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: oh.....so THAT'S why my wife told me to sit there.., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1841'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Just then, as if by magic...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Just
-        then, as if by magic...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1842'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Then, in ''08, I signed my largest deal...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Then, in ''08, I signed my largest deal...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1843'}
-    - {alt_description: Let me just think about it overnight., alt_type: text, primary_description: Let
-        me just think about it overnight., primary_type: text, target_id: '1844'}
-    - {alt_description: You never know what's going to happen next., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You never know what's going to happen next., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1845'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why do you want to submit my proposal at the next staff meeting?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why do you want to submit my proposal
-        at the next staff meeting?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1846'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do ya mean, "Problem solved"?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        do ya mean, "Problem solved"?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1847'}
-    - {alt_description: Then the mean witch told me that my Cinderblockumbrella was
-        stupid. I was crushed., alt_type: text, primary_description: Then the mean
-        witch told me that my Cinderblockumbrella was stupid. I was crushed., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1848'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll pay you back next week. My luck seems to be turning around.",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll pay you back next week. My luck seems
-        to be turning around.", primary_type: text, target_id: '1849'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Then she said "You think you''re really wily don''t you?"',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Then she said "You think you''re really
-        wily don''t you?"', primary_type: text, target_id: '1850'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I told Suzanne, "Yeah, I really need that - like a need
-        a big concrete block to land on my head!"', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        I told Suzanne, "Yeah, I really need that - like a need a big concrete block
-        to land on my head!"', primary_type: text, target_id: '1851'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I mean, relax. Its not as if the sky is falling.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I mean, relax. Its not as if the sky is falling.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1852'}
-    - {alt_description: We should have waited for a booth., alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        should have waited for a booth., primary_type: text, target_id: '1853'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you mind taking the check just this once?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you mind taking the check just this once?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1854'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ll leave the abstract philosophizing to you Ted, I deal
-        in concrete ideas.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ll leave the
-        abstract philosophizing to you Ted, I deal in concrete ideas.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1855'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, and Trump is going to win the nomination.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yes, and Trump is going to win the nomination.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1856'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I told them what I thought, and they called me Chicken Little.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I told them what I thought, and they called
-        me Chicken Little.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1857'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever feel like you''re sitting under the sword of Damocles?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ever feel like you''re sitting under the
-        sword of Damocles?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1858'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I asked myself, what''s the worst that could happen?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I asked myself, what''s the worst that
-        could happen?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1859'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd hate to have something like that hanging over my head.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'd hate to have something like that hanging
-        over my head., primary_type: text, target_id: '1860'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You think I should play the lottery today?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You think I should play the lottery today?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1861'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Honey, the business lunch went well. I''ve been promoted.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Honey, the business lunch went well. I''ve
-        been promoted.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1862'}
-    - {alt_description: Everything is falling into place after we cut that outrageous
-        construction budget., alt_type: text, primary_description: Everything is falling
-        into place after we cut that outrageous construction budget., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1863'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Actually, sell when YOU feel it''s the right time.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Actually, sell when YOU feel it''s the right time.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1864'}
-    - {alt_description: I worked my whole life to get where I am right now, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I worked my whole life to get where I am right now, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1865'}
-    - {alt_description: Gentrification is giving me a headache., alt_type: text, primary_description: Gentrification
-        is giving me a headache., primary_type: text, target_id: '1866'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Overall, I think Myrna took the news about my having an affair
-        quite well.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Overall, I think Myrna
-        took the news about my having an affair quite well.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1867'}
-    - {alt_description: Finish your drink and let's get out of here., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Finish your drink and let's get out of here., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1868'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just waiting for the next big thing., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm just waiting for the next big thing., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1869'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Quick , say "SHAZAM".', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Quick
-        , say "SHAZAM".', primary_type: text, target_id: '1870'}
-    - {alt_description: In the name of the Father and the name of the Son and Duck!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: In the name of the Father and the name
-        of the Son and Duck!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1871'}
-    - {alt_description: I need an aha moment., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        need an aha moment., primary_type: text, target_id: '1872'}
-    - {alt_description: But on a lighter note..., alt_type: text, primary_description: But
-        on a lighter note..., primary_type: text, target_id: '1873'}
-    - {alt_description: Nobody knows the trouble I've seen., alt_type: text, primary_description: Nobody
-        knows the trouble I've seen., primary_type: text, target_id: '1874'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Et tu, Blocke''?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Et
-        tu, Blocke''?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1875'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just going to say this once.", alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        just going to say this once.", primary_type: text, target_id: '1876'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I regret calling him a blockhead, but he doesn''t seem to
-        harbor any ill feeling.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I regret calling
-        him a blockhead, but he doesn''t seem to harbor any ill feeling.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1877'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Where the hell is that lousy waitress?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Where the hell is that lousy waitress?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1878'}
-    - {alt_description: Umm...No. I won't have what you're having., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Umm...No. I won't have what you're having., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1879'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever get the feeling that it''s all tumbling down?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you ever get the feeling that it''s
-        all tumbling down?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1880'}
-    - {alt_description: Good thing you got it to go, alt_type: text, primary_description: Good
-        thing you got it to go, primary_type: text, target_id: '1881'}
-    - {alt_description: This was no "Cinder"ella ending, alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        was no "Cinder"ella ending, primary_type: text, target_id: '1882'}
-    - {alt_description: Enough theory; I'd prefer a concrete suggestion., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Enough theory; I'd prefer a concrete suggestion., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1883'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, by all means. Keep talking about ''Infinite Jest''.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, by all means. Keep talking about ''Infinite
-        Jest''.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1884'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, watch . . .', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh,
-        watch . . .', primary_type: text, target_id: '1885'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ll pick up the tab today, Bill.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ll
-        pick up the tab today, Bill.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1886'}
-    - {alt_description: 'A chip off the old block, eh?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'A
-        chip off the old block, eh?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1887'}
-    - {alt_description: We finally got around to filing our suit against Acme., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: We finally got around to filing our suit against Acme.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1888'}
-    - {alt_description: I believe you make your own luck in this world, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I believe you make your own luck in this world, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1889'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm feeling lucky today!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        feeling lucky today!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1890'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, it does look like my candidate is leading in the polls...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes, it does look like my candidate is
-        leading in the polls...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1891'}
-    - {alt_description: I just feel something's not right., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just feel something's not right., primary_type: text, target_id: '1892'}
-    - {alt_description: You think you've got problems..., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        think you've got problems..., primary_type: text, target_id: '1893'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You might want to con-CINDER a new place to sit, Joe.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You might want to con-CINDER a new place to sit, Joe.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1894'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Karma? Why do you ask"?', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"Karma?
-        Why do you ask"?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1895'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, not writer''s block, I think it''s something else.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, not writer''s block, I think it''s
-        something else.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1896'}
-    - {alt_description: Dead poet society!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Dead
-        poet society!, primary_type: text, target_id: '1897'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why, yes, I am wearing clean underwear.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why, yes, I am wearing clean underwear.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1898'}
-    - {alt_description: Good news. You won't have to do the presentation., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Good news. You won't have to do the presentation., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1899'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, we pay children fifteen cents a day to work there. How
-        could that possibly hurt me?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, we
-        pay children fifteen cents a day to work there. How could that possibly hurt
-        me?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1900'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Remember when you said yesterday was the worst day ever?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Remember when you said yesterday was the
-        worst day ever?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1901'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm really concerned about a huge crash., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm really concerned about a huge crash., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1902'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you take your coffee grey?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you take your coffee grey?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1903'}
-    - {alt_description: So my agent says "you never know what might hit you.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So my agent says "you never know what might hit you.",
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1904'}
-    - {alt_description: Nope. Definitely don't want to switch seats., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Nope. Definitely don't want to switch seats., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1905'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just glad I got my cholesterol under control., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm just glad I got my cholesterol under control., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1906'}
-    - {alt_description: I used to think only blockheads ate here., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I used to think only blockheads ate here., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1907'}
-    - {alt_description: My life feels like a Road Runner cartoon., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My life feels like a Road Runner cartoon., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1908'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't imagine anything worse than falling stock prices and
-        a market crash right now., alt_type: text, primary_description: I can't imagine
-        anything worse than falling stock prices and a market crash right now., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1909'}
-    - {alt_description: Then out of no where it hit me build it with cement blocks.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Then out of no where it hit me build it
-        with cement blocks., primary_type: text, target_id: '1910'}
-    - {alt_description: This first brick will be the foundation of our strong relationship.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: This first brick will be the foundation
-        of our strong relationship., primary_type: text, target_id: '1911'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Wrong place, wrong time.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Wrong
-        place, wrong time.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1912'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Quick, your password.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Quick,
-        your password.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1913'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you really believe anyone can predict the future?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you really believe anyone can predict the future?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1914'}
-    - {alt_description: '"A" grade from the Department of Health. Department of Buildings,
-        grade pending.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"A" grade from the
-        Department of Health. Department of Buildings, grade pending.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1915'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m so weary of the ethereal, nuanced ways of thinking.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m so weary of the ethereal, nuanced
-        ways of thinking.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1916'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel either a mental block or something heavy on my mind.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I feel either a mental block or something
-        heavy on my mind., primary_type: text, target_id: '1917'}
-    - {alt_description: I just wish I could forget this whole day., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just wish I could forget this whole day., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1918'}
-    - {alt_description: I haven't had a good idea since the stone age., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I haven't had a good idea since the stone age., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1919'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know thew food''s not great, I just come here for the ambiance.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I know thew food''s not great, I just
-        come here for the ambiance.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1920'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't really understand the point of the story to this show...,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't really understand the point of
-        the story to this show..., primary_type: text, target_id: '1921'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish I knew., alt_type: text, primary_description: I wish
-        I knew., primary_type: text, target_id: '1922'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I got to tell you, I worry about the future.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I got to tell you, I worry about the future.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1923'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You may think I''m being a Chicken Little, but...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You may think I''m being a Chicken Little, but...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1924'}
-    - {alt_description: '*Should I... or Shouldn''t I?"', alt_type: text, primary_description: '*Should
-        I... or Shouldn''t I?"', primary_type: text, target_id: '1925'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m gluten-free, dairy-free, entirely organic from my toothpaste
-        to my shoe polish, yet I still get these crushing headaches at least once
-        a day.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m gluten-free, dairy-free,
-        entirely organic from my toothpaste to my shoe polish, yet I still get these
-        crushing headaches at least once a day.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1926'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I feel a migraine headache coming on.., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think I feel a migraine headache coming on.., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1927'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No way. My commodities guy sees gold, silver, and cinder
-        block futures going up.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No way. My
-        commodities guy sees gold, silver, and cinder block futures going up.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1928'}
-    - {alt_description: Dining at Jean Jorges used to be such a pleasure., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Dining at Jean Jorges used to be such a pleasure., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1929'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know...but I''m pretty sure if I ignore it, it''ll just
-        disappear.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I know...but I''m pretty
-        sure if I ignore it, it''ll just disappear.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1930'}
-    - {alt_description: My therapist says I'm a fatalist., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        therapist says I'm a fatalist., primary_type: text, target_id: '1931'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, I guess I''ll be stuck with the bill.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Well, I guess I''ll be stuck with the bill.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1932'}
-    - {alt_description: One of these days Cheswick writer's block will do me in.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: One of these days Cheswick writer's block
-        will do me in., primary_type: text, target_id: '1933'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And this idea hit me, like a ton of bricks.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'And this idea hit me, like a ton of bricks.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1934'}
-    - {alt_description: The food here is to die for., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        food here is to die for., primary_type: text, target_id: '1935'}
-    - {alt_description: 'why''d I get this to go?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'why''d
-        I get this to go?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1936'}
-    - {alt_description: I need your input like a loch im kopf., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        need your input like a loch im kopf., primary_type: text, target_id: '1937'}
-    - {alt_description: I said Tinder not Cinder., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        said Tinder not Cinder., primary_type: text, target_id: '1938'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm told their menu is very innovative., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        told their menu is very innovative., primary_type: text, target_id: '1939'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't know if you have time for that., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't know if you have time for that., primary_type: text, target_id: '1940'}
-    - {alt_description: '... And the she says you worry so much, you sound like Chicken
-        Little...', alt_type: text, primary_description: '... And the she says you
-        worry so much, you sound like Chicken Little...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1941'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Greg, I think God is smiting you.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Greg,
-        I think God is smiting you.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1942'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you hear that white middle class adults are dying at
-        an earlier age due to the economy?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you hear that white middle class adults are dying at an earlier age due to
-        the economy?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1943'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The underlying, structural stability of brick and mortar
-        businesses remains strong.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The underlying,
-        structural stability of brick and mortar businesses remains strong.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1944'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Free refills? Must be my lucky day!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Free
-        refills? Must be my lucky day!', primary_type: text, target_id: '1945'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I might''ve just dropped a figurative brick, but things are
-        about to get real.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I might''ve just
-        dropped a figurative brick, but things are about to get real.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1946'}
-    - {alt_description: Whoever hit that fan was really startled., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Whoever hit that fan was really startled., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1947'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Anyway .. are you an organ donor ?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Anyway
-        .. are you an organ donor ?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1948'}
-    - {alt_description: This is most likely the worst idea we have ever had., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This is most likely the worst idea we have ever had., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1949'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Writer''s block? Nonsense! It''s all in your head.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Writer''s block? Nonsense! It''s all in your head.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1950'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel writer's block coming on., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel writer's block coming on., primary_type: text, target_id: '1951'}
-    - {alt_description: Today's my last day at work., alt_type: text, primary_description: Today's
-        my last day at work., primary_type: text, target_id: '1952'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is my life insurance policy up-to-date? That''s a silly question.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is my life insurance policy up-to-date?
-        That''s a silly question.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1953'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why do you ask which pocket I keep my wallet?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why do you ask which pocket I keep my wallet?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1954'}
-    - {alt_description: That low bid renovation project is supposed to start today.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: That low bid renovation project is supposed
-        to start today., primary_type: text, target_id: '1955'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, if you need to leave, please go NOW!!!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yes, if you need to leave, please go NOW!!!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1956'}
-    - {alt_description: So I skip the tip and tell her she's one brick shy of a load.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: So I skip the tip and tell her she's one
-        brick shy of a load., primary_type: text, target_id: '1957'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Check, please.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Check,
-        please.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1958'}
-    - {alt_description: You can only imagine the stress that I'm under., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You can only imagine the stress that I'm under., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1959'}
-    - {alt_description: The food is to die here., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        food is to die here., primary_type: text, target_id: '1960'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think I should up my life insurance?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you think I should up my life insurance?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1961'}
-    - {alt_description: Wishes do come true......., alt_type: text, primary_description: Wishes
-        do come true......., primary_type: text, target_id: '1962'}
-    - {alt_description: I told you we should've gone to Denny's., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I told you we should've gone to Denny's., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1963'}
-    - {alt_description: Things have been looking up for me lately., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Things have been looking up for me lately., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1964'}
-    - {alt_description: Some days it just feels like the world is falling apart.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Some days it just feels like the world
-        is falling apart., primary_type: text, target_id: '1965'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Who told Michael Crawford he was funny?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Who told Michael Crawford he was funny?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1966'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I''ve got all day.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No,
-        I''ve got all day.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1967'}
-    - {alt_description: Trump...Somehow I didn't see it coming..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Trump...Somehow I didn't see it coming..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1968'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I have such amazing luck! Yes! Lucky Jeffrey, that''s what
-        they call me!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I have such amazing
-        luck! Yes! Lucky Jeffrey, that''s what they call me!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1969'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Where did that come from?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Where
-        did that come from?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1970'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why didn''t you order something heavy?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why didn''t you order something heavy?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1971'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Lately, it seems my world has been falling apart.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Lately, it seems my world has been falling apart.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1972'}
-    - {alt_description: It's now or never., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        now or never., primary_type: text, target_id: '1973'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm not falling for that one., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        not falling for that one., primary_type: text, target_id: '1974'}
-    - {alt_description: It's been a long day. I wish I had something harder than this
-        juice., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's been a long day. I wish
-        I had something harder than this juice., primary_type: text, target_id: '1975'}
-    - {alt_description: You're right. An anvil would be too cliche., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You're right. An anvil would be too cliche., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1976'}
-    - {alt_description: I've got this horrible headache. I don't know how to get rid
-        of it., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've got this horrible headache.
-        I don't know how to get rid of it., primary_type: text, target_id: '1977'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Please be accurate Jim. It''s not a brick, it''s a cinder
-        block.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Please be accurate Jim. It''s
-        not a brick, it''s a cinder block.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1978'}
-    - {alt_description: I could REALLY use a nap before going back to work today.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I could REALLY use a nap before going back
-        to work today., primary_type: text, target_id: '1979'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Writer''s block, George... I can feel it coming in the air...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Writer''s block, George... I can feel
-        it coming in the air...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1980'}
-    - {alt_description: Knock knock., alt_type: text, primary_description: Knock knock.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1981'}
-    - {alt_description: 'John, this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'John, this is going to hurt me more than
-        it hurts you.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1982'}
-    - {alt_description: 'There I was,tryin to remember,When it hit me like a ton of
-        bricks.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'There I was,tryin to remember,When
-        it hit me like a ton of bricks.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1983'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So ...what are the chances of my ex-wife retaliating?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So ...what are the chances of my ex-wife retaliating?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '1984'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and then it just hit me...', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and
-        then it just hit me...', primary_type: text, target_id: '1985'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "What about my writer\u2019s block?", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "What about my writer\u2019s block?", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1986'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Jerry, enough with the metaphors already.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Jerry, enough with the metaphors already.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1987'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I mean, it just feels like I''ve been dodging disaster all
-        week.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I mean, it just feels like I''ve
-        been dodging disaster all week.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1988'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Actually, more of a hoper really than a believer. Why?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Actually, more of a hoper really than
-        a believer. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1989'}
-    - {alt_description: Food trucks shmood trucks--nothing beats a brick and mortar
-        restaurant., alt_type: text, primary_description: Food trucks shmood trucks--nothing
-        beats a brick and mortar restaurant., primary_type: text, target_id: '1990'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you ready for a heavy lunch?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        you ready for a heavy lunch?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1991'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Life insurance ?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Life
-        insurance ?', primary_type: text, target_id: '1992'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If the general election is like the primaries, you might
-        as well kill me now.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If the general
-        election is like the primaries, you might as well kill me now.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1993'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I mean seriously, if Trump wins that nomination you can just
-        kiss my ass goodbye.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I mean seriously,
-        if Trump wins that nomination you can just kiss my ass goodbye.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1994'}
-    - {alt_description: I've always been interested in free masonry., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've always been interested in free masonry., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1995'}
-    - {alt_description: It's actually been a nice little Monday., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's actually been a nice little Monday., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '1996'}
-    - {alt_description: I might leave without paying., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        might leave without paying., primary_type: text, target_id: '1997'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I can''t stress this enough, Johnson--you''ve really got
-        to learn to put mind over matter.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        can''t stress this enough, Johnson--you''ve really got to learn to put mind
-        over matter.', primary_type: text, target_id: '1998'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I have been blocking a lot, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think I have been blocking a lot, primary_type: text, target_id: '1999'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Uh....any last thoughts on the matter?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Uh....any last thoughts on the matter?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2000'}
-    - {alt_description: I comfort myself with the fact that I know things can't get
-        any worse., alt_type: text, primary_description: I comfort myself with the
-        fact that I know things can't get any worse., primary_type: text, target_id: '2001'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Drop down, ye heavens, from above." Isaiah 45:8', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"Drop down, ye heavens, from above." Isaiah 45:8', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2002'}
-    - {alt_description: You won't live long eating like that., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        won't live long eating like that., primary_type: text, target_id: '2003'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is there anything worse than an auditor breathing down your
-        back?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is there anything worse than
-        an auditor breathing down your back?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2004'}
-    - {alt_description: It's on me -- I insist., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        on me -- I insist., primary_type: text, target_id: '2005'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If you see something, say something', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If
-        you see something, say something', primary_type: text, target_id: '2006'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If the coffee doesn''t wake you up, this place has something
-        stronger that will do the job.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If
-        the coffee doesn''t wake you up, this place has something stronger that will
-        do the job.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2007'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Normally, I wouldn''t be caught dead in a place like this!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Normally, I wouldn''t be caught dead in
-        a place like this!', primary_type: text, target_id: '2008'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, we''re just one block away from the hospital.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Well, we''re just one block away from the hospital.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2009'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Then I said to myself. What could be worse than a President
-        Trump?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Then I said to myself. What
-        could be worse than a President Trump?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2010'}
-    - {alt_description: I told that guy I wasn't going to pay him $30 an hour to build
-        my balcony on the 30th floor., alt_type: text, primary_description: I told
-        that guy I wasn't going to pay him $30 an hour to build my balcony on the
-        30th floor., primary_type: text, target_id: '2011'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like a blockhead., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel like a blockhead., primary_type: text, target_id: '2012'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes it's like the sword of Damocles is hanging over
-        my head., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes it's like the sword
-        of Damocles is hanging over my head., primary_type: text, target_id: '2013'}
-    - {alt_description: I just don't see the need for that long term care coverage.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just don't see the need for that long
-        term care coverage., primary_type: text, target_id: '2014'}
-    - {alt_description: No one will listen to me anymore., alt_type: text, primary_description: No
-        one will listen to me anymore., primary_type: text, target_id: '2015'}
-    - {alt_description: It didn't feel exactly like a ton of bricks but something
-        else., alt_type: text, primary_description: It didn't feel exactly like a
-        ton of bricks but something else., primary_type: text, target_id: '2016'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The market''s bad, but I wouldn''t say the sky is falling.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The market''s bad, but I wouldn''t say
-        the sky is falling.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2017'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm gonna make partner if it's the last thing I, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm gonna make partner if it's the last thing I, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2018'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "How are you enjoying the \u2014 DUCK!", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "How are you enjoying the \u2014 DUCK!", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2019'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Even though we are laid off, meting for lunch does Even though
-        we are laid off, meeting for lunch is just fine.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Even
-        though we are laid off, meting for lunch does Even though we are laid off,
-        meeting for lunch is just fine.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2020'}
-    - {alt_description: I just don't feel like I have a future here, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just don't feel like I have a future here, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2021'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife dreams of being the person-of -interest on Dateline.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: My wife dreams of being the person-of -interest
-        on Dateline., primary_type: text, target_id: '2022'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know it sounds crazy, but sometimes I feel like a cinder
-        block is about to fall on my head.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        know it sounds crazy, but sometimes I feel like a cinder block is about to
-        fall on my head.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2023'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hmm...cloudy with a chance of bricks?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hmm...cloudy
-        with a chance of bricks?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2024'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You have a point, Fred, but we need to think long term.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You have a point, Fred, but we need to
-        think long term.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2025'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Excuse me. Can I be honest with you?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Excuse
-        me. Can I be honest with you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2026'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm convinced the link between caffeine and headaches is inconclusive.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm convinced the link between caffeine
-        and headaches is inconclusive., primary_type: text, target_id: '2027'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm going to start writing about whatever hits me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm going to start writing about whatever hits me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2028'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Remember those Mario Power Blocks?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Remember
-        those Mario Power Blocks?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2029'}
-    - {alt_description: I've always said a drone could never do a waiter's job., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've always said a drone could never do a waiter's job.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2030'}
-    - {alt_description: Should have tipped., alt_type: text, primary_description: Should
-        have tipped., primary_type: text, target_id: '2031'}
-    - {alt_description: All this caffeine is going to kill me one day., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: All this caffeine is going to kill me one day., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2032'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Oh my God \u2014 the fortune cookie was right!",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Oh my God \u2014 the fortune\
-        \ cookie was right!", primary_type: text, target_id: '2033'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll have to let this coffee cool down, alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll
-        have to let this coffee cool down, primary_type: text, target_id: '2034'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So anyway, my point is, you are the master of your fate.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So anyway, my point is, you are the master
-        of your fate.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2035'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you feel a draft?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you feel a draft?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2036'}
-    - {alt_description: '...but if somebody else slips on a banana peel, that''s funny.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '...but if somebody else slips on a banana
-        peel, that''s funny.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2037'}
-    - {alt_description: 'so, can one block these gravity waves?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'so, can one block these gravity waves?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2038'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever get that feeling that something big is coming
-        your way?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you ever get that feeling
-        that something big is coming your way?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2039'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever feel like something bad is about to happen?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you ever feel like something bad is
-        about to happen?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2040'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm out of ideas. If only something would hit me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm out of ideas. If only something would hit me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2041'}
-    - {alt_description: '.....so Joe, I need you to sign a promissory note for the
-        twenty thousand dollars you owe me right away. JOE! What in hell are you looking
-        at?', alt_type: text, primary_description: '.....so Joe, I need you to sign
-        a promissory note for the twenty thousand dollars you owe me right away. JOE!
-        What in hell are you looking at?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2042'}
-    - {alt_description: To his horror he realised that the cartoonist had clearly
-        never seen an actual anvil..., alt_type: text, primary_description: To his
-        horror he realised that the cartoonist had clearly never seen an actual anvil...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2043'}
-    - {alt_description: My x-wife and I used to come here., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        x-wife and I used to come here., primary_type: text, target_id: '2044'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How about them bricks? I mean Knicks!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How
-        about them bricks? I mean Knicks!', primary_type: text, target_id: '2045'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like the sky is falling, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel like the sky is falling, primary_type: text, target_id: '2046'}
-    - {alt_description: Then I told my agent that I need more life insurance like
-        I need a hole in the head., alt_type: text, primary_description: Then I told
-        my agent that I need more life insurance like I need a hole in the head.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2047'}
-    - {alt_description: Frank give me something more concrete or the account walks.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Frank give me something more concrete or
-        the account walks., primary_type: text, target_id: '2048'}
-    - {alt_description: All those brain games for nothing., alt_type: text, primary_description: All
-        those brain games for nothing., primary_type: text, target_id: '2049'}
-    - {alt_description: should i save him pr let him die so i can get the job, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: should i save him pr let him die so i can get the job,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2050'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't interrupt me Jerry -- I was about to get to the good
-        part., alt_type: text, primary_description: Don't interrupt me Jerry -- I
-        was about to get to the good part., primary_type: text, target_id: '2051'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Day after day I wait, for that concrete evidence suggesting
-        there is more to life.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Day after day
-        I wait, for that concrete evidence suggesting there is more to life.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2052'}
-    - {alt_description: Phew! Good thing he already picked up the tab., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Phew! Good thing he already picked up the tab., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2053'}
-    - {alt_description: Tiebreaker final apologist rebuttal in the endlessly deadlocked
-        theist vs. atheist debate., alt_type: text, primary_description: Tiebreaker
-        final apologist rebuttal in the endlessly deadlocked theist vs. atheist debate.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2054'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know Our Lord tries to communicate with us in strange ways,but',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I know Our Lord tries to communicate with
-        us in strange ways,but', primary_type: text, target_id: '2055'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No question about it. Your negative attitude is going to
-        be the death of me, Cosgrove.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No question
-        about it. Your negative attitude is going to be the death of me, Cosgrove.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2056'}
-    - {alt_description: So far so good!, alt_type: text, primary_description: So far
-        so good!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2057'}
-    - {alt_description: These old industrial spaces are amazing!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: These old industrial spaces are amazing!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2058'}
-    - {alt_description: I just can't seem to shake this feeling of impending doom.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just can't seem to shake this feeling
-        of impending doom., primary_type: text, target_id: '2059'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I told him straight out, "You ever want to get ahead in this
-        company? Surprise me."', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I told him
-        straight out, "You ever want to get ahead in this company? Surprise me."',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2060'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This above all: to thine own self be true.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'This above all: to thine own self be true.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2061'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I have a mental block, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think I have a mental block, primary_type: text, target_id: '2062'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I\u2019m not superstitious, but I had a bad\
-        \ feeling about today.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "I\u2019\
-        m not superstitious, but I had a bad feeling about today.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2063'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why do you think that these sessions make you anxious?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why do you think that these sessions make
-        you anxious?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2064'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If you have time tomorrow, I''ll talk with Marge tonight
-        and then we can sign that insurance policy. Will that work for you?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If you have time tomorrow, I''ll talk with Marge tonight
-        and then we can sign that insurance policy. Will that work for you?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2065'}
-    - {alt_description: Act of Trump, alt_type: text, primary_description: Act of
-        Trump, primary_type: text, target_id: '2066'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When she left this morning I asked myself: "what could be
-        worse ?"', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'When she left this morning
-        I asked myself: "what could be worse ?"', primary_type: text, target_id: '2067'}
-    - {alt_description: I see a promotion in my future, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        see a promotion in my future, primary_type: text, target_id: '2068'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do they mean by "open during deconstruction"?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What do they mean by "open during deconstruction"?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2069'}
-    - {alt_description: Sounds good. But at this restaurant its called 'canard'.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Sounds good. But at this restaurant its
-        called 'canard'., primary_type: text, target_id: '2070'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have you ever had that feeling...?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Have
-        you ever had that feeling...?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2071'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I got my cholesterol down under 200. Now what can possibly
-        go wrong?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I got my cholesterol down
-        under 200. Now what can possibly go wrong?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2072'}
-    - {alt_description: 'She was offended when I said : Let''s have coffee first...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'She was offended when I said : Let''s
-        have coffee first...', primary_type: text, target_id: '2073'}
-    - {alt_description: Anvils are so 20th century, alt_type: text, primary_description: Anvils
-        are so 20th century, primary_type: text, target_id: '2074'}
-    - {alt_description: At least I've still got my faith., alt_type: text, primary_description: At
-        least I've still got my faith., primary_type: text, target_id: '2075'}
-    - {alt_description: Criticizing his friends for speaking with their mouths full
-        of food would prove to be the biggest mistake of Frank's life..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Criticizing his friends for speaking with their mouths
-        full of food would prove to be the biggest mistake of Frank's life..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2076'}
-    - {alt_description: She's always using 'literally' when she means 'figuratively'.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: She's always using 'literally' when she
-        means 'figuratively'., primary_type: text, target_id: '2077'}
-    - {alt_description: Not in a million years would you get my job., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Not in a million years would you get my job., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2078'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I am looking forward to retirement. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I am looking forward to retirement. Why do you ask?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2079'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So thanks for the lunch, but I just don''t need any more
-        life insurance.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So thanks for the
-        lunch, but I just don''t need any more life insurance.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2080'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My schedule the rest of the afternoon ?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'My schedule the rest of the afternoon ?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2081'}
-    - {alt_description: The crash of '16 might soon get personal., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The crash of '16 might soon get personal., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2082'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Trump will win, or God strike me dead', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Trump
-        will win, or God strike me dead', primary_type: text, target_id: '2083'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You ever get the feeling,that an idea is just about to spring,
-        fully formed, into your mind?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        ever get the feeling,that an idea is just about to spring, fully formed, into
-        your mind?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2084'}
-    - {alt_description: Before I tell you where I buried the treasure...., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Before I tell you where I buried the treasure...., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2085'}
-    - {alt_description: I miss the brick and mortar days., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        miss the brick and mortar days., primary_type: text, target_id: '2086'}
-    - {alt_description: '...And suddenly it just hit me, like a ton of bricks to the
-        head...', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...And suddenly it just hit
-        me, like a ton of bricks to the head...', primary_type: text, target_id: '2087'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you believe in IFOs?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you believe in IFOs?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2088'}
-    - {alt_description: I really think 'no tipping' is catching on, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I really think 'no tipping' is catching on, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2089'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If my wife knew, she''d kill me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If
-        my wife knew, she''d kill me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2090'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When was the last time you had a sense of foreboding?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'When was the last time you had a sense of foreboding?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2091'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Bob, real quickly, which folder has the James Morgan files?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Bob, real quickly, which folder has the
-        James Morgan files?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2092'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Isn''t life just random?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Isn''t
-        life just random?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2093'}
-    - {alt_description: Trump has as much of a chance of wining the Republican nomination
-        as a brick hitting me in the head at lunch., alt_type: text, primary_description: Trump
-        has as much of a chance of wining the Republican nomination as a brick hitting
-        me in the head at lunch., primary_type: text, target_id: '2094'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''d you say? I was daydreaming.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''d
-        you say? I was daydreaming.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2095'}
-    - {alt_description: It could be worse..., alt_type: text, primary_description: It
-        could be worse..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2096'}
-    - {alt_description: 'State Farm, why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'State
-        Farm, why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2097'}
-    - {alt_description: I've blocked out all next week for a little downtime., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've blocked out all next week for a little downtime.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2098'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The sky is falling? Geez, next thing you''ll say my cup is
-        half empty.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The sky is falling? Geez,
-        next thing you''ll say my cup is half empty.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2099'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Mark my words Bob, the bottom of the Market is going to drop
-        out any day now!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Mark my words Bob,
-        the bottom of the Market is going to drop out any day now!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2100'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just trying not to take everything so personally., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm just trying not to take everything so personally.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2101'}
-    - {alt_description: Nice to do business in an actual brick and mortar store.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Nice to do business in an actual brick
-        and mortar store., primary_type: text, target_id: '2102'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What? Do I have something on my face?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What?
-        Do I have something on my face?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2103'}
-    - {alt_description: I have the worst case of writer's block., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I have the worst case of writer's block., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2104'}
-    - {alt_description: It's amazing how quickly they built this place., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's amazing how quickly they built this place., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2105'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you order the ''Chicken Little'' pie?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did you order the ''Chicken Little'' pie?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2106'}
-    - {alt_description: And then I said "Everything happens for a reason"., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And then I said "Everything happens for a reason"., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2107'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, how much do we owe the IRS this year?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, how much do we owe the IRS this year?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2108'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Quickly, just sign here.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Quickly,
-        just sign here.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2109'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, is that your final offer?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So,
-        is that your final offer?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2110'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you pay already?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you pay already?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2111'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If it wasn''t for this safe haven, work would just kill me.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If it wasn''t for this safe haven, work
-        would just kill me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2112'}
-    - {alt_description: I told building management "why should I pay five grand for
-        an office space when there is a cafe directly below it!", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I told building management "why should I pay five grand
-        for an office space when there is a cafe directly below it!", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2113'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I deserve a rest, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think I deserve a rest, primary_type: text, target_id: '2114'}
-    - {alt_description: You'll just have to wait your turn because I am next in line
-        for the chairman's job., alt_type: text, primary_description: You'll just
-        have to wait your turn because I am next in line for the chairman's job.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2115'}
-    - {alt_description: The odds of that are small, alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        odds of that are small, primary_type: text, target_id: '2116'}
-    - {alt_description: 'After that meeting, the day can only get better.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'After that meeting, the day can only get better.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2117'}
-    - {alt_description: I really hope something comes my way soon., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I really hope something comes my way soon., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2118'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You can pick up the check, right?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        can pick up the check, right?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2119'}
-    - {alt_description: There's never a good time to talk about life insurance., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There's never a good time to talk about life insurance.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2120'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Nothing surprises me any more, Jim.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Nothing
-        surprises me any more, Jim.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2121'}
-    - {alt_description: Oedipus rocks!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Oedipus
-        rocks!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2122'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel certain now you should have thrown that salt over your
-        left shoulder., alt_type: text, primary_description: I feel certain now you
-        should have thrown that salt over your left shoulder., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2123'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I lost my wife, job, life savings, at least it can''t get
-        any worse....', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I lost my wife, job,
-        life savings, at least it can''t get any worse....', primary_type: text, target_id: '2124'}
-    - {alt_description: 'CTE? Got it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'CTE?
-        Got it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2125'}
-    - {alt_description: If only God would give me a sign that I'm doing the right
-        thing..., alt_type: text, primary_description: If only God would give me a
-        sign that I'm doing the right thing..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2126'}
-    - {alt_description: Losing that client isn't the end of the world., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Losing that client isn't the end of the world., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2127'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t worry, something will hit me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Don''t
-        worry, something will hit me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2128'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Two words, Phil, "whole-life".', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Two
-        words, Phil, "whole-life".', primary_type: text, target_id: '2129'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Really? I always thought I was the schlemiel.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Really? I always thought I was the schlemiel.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2130'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Thanks for meeting me, Alex. I wanted to explain why I can''t
-        back your construction safety bill.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Thanks
-        for meeting me, Alex. I wanted to explain why I can''t back your construction
-        safety bill.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2131'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess I'm just tired of people telling me "to chin up.",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I guess I'm just tired of people telling
-        me "to chin up.", primary_type: text, target_id: '2132'}
-    - {alt_description: This day can only get better after a morning like that., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This day can only get better after a morning like that.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2133'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m tellin'' you Joe, I don''t know how my day can get any
-        worse.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m tellin'' you Joe, I don''t
-        know how my day can get any worse.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2134'}
-    - {alt_description: 'But Hell. Y''know what they say, '' Every dark cloud...''',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'But Hell. Y''know what they say, '' Every
-        dark cloud...''', primary_type: text, target_id: '2135'}
-    - {alt_description: '...it doesn''t necesarily have to be a TON of bricks...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '...it doesn''t necesarily have to be a
-        TON of bricks...', primary_type: text, target_id: '2136'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Unless I''m very much mistaken, the Democrats are going to
-        crush us.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Unless I''m very much mistaken,
-        the Democrats are going to crush us.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2137'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sometimes I feel like I''ve just hit a wall, ya know?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Sometimes I feel like I''ve just hit a wall, ya know?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2138'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, that again.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh,
-        that again.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2139'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you sign your tax return?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you sign your tax return?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2140'}
-    - {alt_description: So he says I can write off the entire cruise as a business
-        expense as long as I meet with the CFO in Acapulco. But I need that like a
-        hole in the head.., alt_type: text, primary_description: So he says I can
-        write off the entire cruise as a business expense as long as I meet with the
-        CFO in Acapulco. But I need that like a hole in the head.., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2141'}
-    - {alt_description: I suppose I should tell you that I ordered a Brick sandwich
-        ., alt_type: text, primary_description: I suppose I should tell you that I
-        ordered a Brick sandwich ., primary_type: text, target_id: '2142'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You getting the chicken little salad sandwich too?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You getting the chicken little salad sandwich too?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2143'}
-    - {alt_description: 'For once, I really feel like today is my day.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'For once, I really feel like today is my day.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2144'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I don''t get that promotion, I''ll be crushed.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If I don''t get that promotion, I''ll be crushed.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2145'}
-    - {alt_description: It's your turn to buy, alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        your turn to buy, primary_type: text, target_id: '2146'}
-    - {alt_description: It's not the sky that's falling., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        not the sky that's falling., primary_type: text, target_id: '2147'}
-    - {alt_description: The ACME corporation is severing your services., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The ACME corporation is severing your services., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2148'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You have a will?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        have a will?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2149'}
-    - {alt_description: 'On second thoughts, we could skip dessert', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'On second thoughts, we could skip dessert', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2150'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Then it struck me, I should be a personal injury lawyer!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Then it struck me, I should be a personal
-        injury lawyer!', primary_type: text, target_id: '2151'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The good news is, I''m going to pick up the tab. But...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The good news is, I''m going to pick up
-        the tab. But...', primary_type: text, target_id: '2152'}
-    - {alt_description: Not to worry - sensing impending disaster is my strong suit!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Not to worry - sensing impending disaster
-        is my strong suit!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2153'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m so bored, I just wish something would happen.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''m so bored, I just wish something would happen.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2154'}
-    - {alt_description: 'That''s the thing about this election season, the lack of
-        gravity.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'That''s the thing about this
-        election season, the lack of gravity.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2155'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, you think I''m going to turn into a Stone Head soon?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, you think I''m going to turn into
-        a Stone Head soon?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2156'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And, great news, right after lunch I''m going to change my
-        will and make you the beneficiary.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And,
-        great news, right after lunch I''m going to change my will and make you the
-        beneficiary.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2157'}
-    - {alt_description: She seemed happy with the terms of the divorce., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: She seemed happy with the terms of the divorce., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2158'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just relieved that the worst is over., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm just relieved that the worst is over., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2159'}
-    - {alt_description: 'pay attention Bill, I swear your mind just wanders...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'pay attention Bill, I swear your mind just wanders...',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2160'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sure, we can leave anytime. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sure,
-        we can leave anytime. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2161'}
-    - {alt_description: Eating those fast food burgers will kill you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Eating those fast food burgers will kill you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2162'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you order the express box lunch?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you order the express box lunch?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2163'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Let\u2019s skip any more talk about insurance\
-        \ and just enjoy the meal.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Let\u2019\
-        s skip any more talk about insurance and just enjoy the meal.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2164'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Harry, do you take one lump or two with you coffee?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Harry, do you take one lump or two with you coffee?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2165'}
-    - {alt_description: The ways they can disguise drones these days!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The ways they can disguise drones these days!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2166'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can you believe it ... fired before lunch. How can today
-        get any worse?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Can you believe it
-        ... fired before lunch. How can today get any worse?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2167'}
-    - {alt_description: There's just no future in brick and mortar stores!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There's just no future in brick and mortar stores!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2168'}
-    - {alt_description: You know that stuff will kill ya., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        know that stuff will kill ya., primary_type: text, target_id: '2169'}
-    - {alt_description: 'From now on, I''m really gonna'' try to just live in the
-        moment more.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'From now on, I''m really
-        gonna'' try to just live in the moment more.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2170'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why
-        do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2171'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This is a write off, right?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This
-        is a write off, right?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2172'}
-    - {alt_description: She threatened to block me on Tinder., alt_type: text, primary_description: She
-        threatened to block me on Tinder., primary_type: text, target_id: '2173'}
-    - {alt_description: I think you should eliminate your overhead., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think you should eliminate your overhead., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2174'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sure, the market''s in turmoil, but it''s not like the sky
-        is falling.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sure, the market''s in
-        turmoil, but it''s not like the sky is falling.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2175'}
-    - {alt_description: 'As I was saying, I''m finally getting my big chance to become
-        a silent partner....', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'As I was saying,
-        I''m finally getting my big chance to become a silent partner....', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2176'}
-    - {alt_description: Its not like all these sugars are gonna kill me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Its not like all these sugars are gonna kill me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2177'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s that analogy when you feel completely floored by
-        something?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''s that analogy when
-        you feel completely floored by something?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2178'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How come now you are telling me you have been sleeping with
-        my wife?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How come now you are telling
-        me you have been sleeping with my wife?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2179'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Duck? No, I''m strictly Vegan.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Duck?
-        No, I''m strictly Vegan.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2180'}
-    - {alt_description: That sandwich is sitting like a brick., alt_type: text, primary_description: That
-        sandwich is sitting like a brick., primary_type: text, target_id: '2181'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Remember when I told you we should invest in infrastructure?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Remember when I told you we should invest
-        in infrastructure?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2182'}
-    - {alt_description: Whoa....did you just call me a BLOCKHEAD!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Whoa....did you just call me a BLOCKHEAD!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2183'}
-    - {alt_description: The desserts are good except the sponge cake is a bit heavy.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: The desserts are good except the sponge
-        cake is a bit heavy., primary_type: text, target_id: '2184'}
-    - {alt_description: That's one way to break the glass ceiling., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: That's one way to break the glass ceiling., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2185'}
-    - {alt_description: '"I know what you''re thinking Fred,.....they''ll never listen
-        to a word I''m about to say at this afternoon''s meeting".', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"I know what you''re thinking Fred,.....they''ll never
-        listen to a word I''m about to say at this afternoon''s meeting".', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2186'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I used yesterday''s cup to get a refill -- what are they
-        going to do?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I used yesterday''s
-        cup to get a refill -- what are they going to do?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2187'}
-    - {alt_description: At least the sky itself isn't falling!, alt_type: text, primary_description: At
-        least the sky itself isn't falling!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2188'}
-    - {alt_description: It came down from corporate; Bob never knew what hit him,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: It came down from corporate; Bob never
-        knew what hit him, primary_type: text, target_id: '2189'}
-    - {alt_description: The city's coming apart at the seams, alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        city's coming apart at the seams, primary_type: text, target_id: '2190'}
-    - {alt_description: If you ask me Pre-Fab Building Products are in a startling
-        decline......, alt_type: text, primary_description: If you ask me Pre-Fab
-        Building Products are in a startling decline......, primary_type: text, target_id: '2191'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You think this is bad? Just wait for the other brick to drop.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You think this is bad? Just wait for the
-        other brick to drop.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2192'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I don''t think Jane knows about the divorce yet.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No, I don''t think Jane knows about the divorce yet.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2193'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't say April fool!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        can't say April fool!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2194'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I would have tied it to my leg and jumped out of a boat,
-        but this works, too.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I would have
-        tied it to my leg and jumped out of a boat, but this works, too.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2195'}
-    - {alt_description: (thought bubble) It may not hurt that bad..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: (thought bubble) It may not hurt that bad..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2196'}
-    - {alt_description: That's surprising. You usually don't kid around about things
-        like that., alt_type: text, primary_description: That's surprising. You usually
-        don't kid around about things like that., primary_type: text, target_id: '2197'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You never grab the bill, what''s up?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        never grab the bill, what''s up?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2198'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know this sounds strange, but sometimes I think Death is
-        standing behind me, just staring.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        know this sounds strange, but sometimes I think Death is standing behind me,
-        just staring.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2199'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Dating apps? I''m on Cinder.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Dating
-        apps? I''m on Cinder.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2200'}
-    - {alt_description: 'For once, I''m going to pick up the tab.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'For once, I''m going to pick up the tab.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2201'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, it''s always something ....', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        know, it''s always something ....', primary_type: text, target_id: '2202'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey, pay attention when I''m talking to you.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hey, pay attention when I''m talking to you.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2203'}
-    - {alt_description: Life's short-I'm going to eat dessert first., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Life's short-I'm going to eat dessert first., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2204'}
-    - {alt_description: I need a metaphor for Trump., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        need a metaphor for Trump., primary_type: text, target_id: '2205'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm thinking of taking early retirement ...., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm thinking of taking early retirement ...., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2206'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I always say, "eat less, live longer."', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I always say, "eat less, live longer."', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2207'}
-    - {alt_description: If only I had an 'aha' moment., alt_type: text, primary_description: If
-        only I had an 'aha' moment., primary_type: text, target_id: '2208'}
-    - {alt_description: According to FiveThirtyEight..., alt_type: text, primary_description: According
-        to FiveThirtyEight..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2209'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m sorry, Dave, but your promotion will just have to wait
-        for a vacancy in managment." "I''m okay with that, Bill.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''m sorry, Dave, but your promotion will just have to
-        wait for a vacancy in managment." "I''m okay with that, Bill.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2210'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Finally, I get a seat in this joint.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Finally,
-        I get a seat in this joint.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2211'}
-    - {alt_description: '...so she asked me, "One lump or two?"', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...so she asked me, "One lump or two?"', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2212'}
-    - {alt_description: Give me a second and it'll hit me., alt_type: text, primary_description: Give
-        me a second and it'll hit me., primary_type: text, target_id: '2213'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish my hangover would end now!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        wish my hangover would end now!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2214'}
-    - {alt_description: 'A blessing on your head mazal tov, mazal tov! A brick falling
-        on your head, mazal tov, mazal tov!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'A
-        blessing on your head mazal tov, mazal tov! A brick falling on your head,
-        mazal tov, mazal tov!', primary_type: text, target_id: '2215'}
-    - {alt_description: I have a feeling this one is on me!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        have a feeling this one is on me!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2216'}
-    - {alt_description: I just feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop...,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just feel like I'm waiting for the other
-        shoe to drop..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2217'}
-    - {alt_description: 'There, that''s a big weight off my shoulders.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'There, that''s a big weight off my shoulders.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2218'}
-    - {alt_description: It'll hit me in a second., alt_type: text, primary_description: It'll
-        hit me in a second., primary_type: text, target_id: '2219'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think you need to bother ordering lunch., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't think you need to bother ordering lunch., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2220'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If God were a woman, I''d be dead by now.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If God were a woman, I''d be dead by now.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2221'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Whoa,where did that come from?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Whoa,where
-        did that come from?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2222'}
-    - {alt_description: I think they took my complaint quite seriously, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think they took my complaint quite seriously, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2223'}
-    - {alt_description: They need to change their menu., alt_type: text, primary_description: They
-        need to change their menu., primary_type: text, target_id: '2224'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You told her she was built like a brick house?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You told her she was built like a brick house?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2225'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, I, too, think that Donald Trump is very honest.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yes, I, too, think that Donald Trump is very honest.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2226'}
-    - {alt_description: I not a chin off the old block.....I CHIP THE BLOCK!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I not a chin off the old block.....I CHIP THE BLOCK!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2227'}
-    - {alt_description: Our umbrella policy protects you from everything!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Our umbrella policy protects you from everything!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2228'}
-    - {alt_description: This lunch feels like I a swallowed a brick., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This lunch feels like I a swallowed a brick., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2229'}
-    - {alt_description: The ad said this coffee would knock you out but I don't agree.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: The ad said this coffee would knock you
-        out but I don't agree., primary_type: text, target_id: '2230'}
-    - {alt_description: I need something more to wake me up., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        need something more to wake me up., primary_type: text, target_id: '2231'}
-    - {alt_description: I've finally dismissed irrational fear from my life., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've finally dismissed irrational fear from my life., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2232'}
-    - {alt_description: I hope the sky falls on me if I even think about voting for
-        that clown!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I hope the sky falls on
-        me if I even think about voting for that clown!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2233'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This time, I''m going to tip the waitress...What could happen?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This time, I''m going to tip the waitress...What
-        could happen?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2234'}
-    - {alt_description: Here comes the bill and it's a biggie., alt_type: text, primary_description: Here
-        comes the bill and it's a biggie., primary_type: text, target_id: '2235'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I ordered a Paralyzer, why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I ordered a Paralyzer, why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2236'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm bored with everything today., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        bored with everything today., primary_type: text, target_id: '2237'}
-    - {alt_description: We better sell a lot of life insurance from this., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: We better sell a lot of life insurance from this., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2238'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Any last words?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Any
-        last words?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2239'}
-    - {alt_description: So I asked god to give me a message!, alt_type: text, primary_description: So
-        I asked god to give me a message!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2240'}
-    - {alt_description: I think you should have said grace before eating., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think you should have said grace before eating., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2241'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And she just rags on and on with karma this, karma that...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And she just rags on and on with karma
-        this, karma that...', primary_type: text, target_id: '2242'}
-    - {alt_description: This place has great art., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        place has great art., primary_type: text, target_id: '2243'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What exactly is a karma chameleon anyway?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What exactly is a karma chameleon anyway?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2244'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When *does* the shoe drop, exactly?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'When
-        *does* the shoe drop, exactly?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2245'}
-    - {alt_description: 'By the way, why did we trade places today?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'By the way, why did we trade places today?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2246'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When Wall Street hits you, the Wall hits you hard.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'When Wall Street hits you, the Wall hits you hard.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2247'}
-    - {alt_description: Tell me again about your proposal for using Legos for our
-        remodeling needs, alt_type: text, primary_description: Tell me again about
-        your proposal for using Legos for our remodeling needs, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2248'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey Bob, you might want to take that coffee to go.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hey Bob, you might want to take that coffee to go.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2249'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can anything be worse than this coffee?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Can anything be worse than this coffee?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2250'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My doctor insists I take in more iron, but I really don''t
-        see how.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My doctor insists I take
-        in more iron, but I really don''t see how.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2251'}
-    - {alt_description: Pass the mortar., alt_type: text, primary_description: Pass
-        the mortar., primary_type: text, target_id: '2252'}
-    - {alt_description: Great business; but its the overhead that kills you!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Great business; but its the overhead that kills you!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2253'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''d like to say that it can''t get any worse, but...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''d like to say that it can''t get any worse, but...',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2254'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm glad I just got coffee... I don't think I have time to
-        eat anything., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm glad I just got coffee...
-        I don't think I have time to eat anything., primary_type: text, target_id: '2255'}
-    - {alt_description: So I said "Curse away you old witch...", alt_type: text, primary_description: So
-        I said "Curse away you old witch...", primary_type: text, target_id: '2256'}
-    - {alt_description: At this point I'm just waiting for a solution to hit me.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: At this point I'm just waiting for a solution
-        to hit me., primary_type: text, target_id: '2257'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Guess I'll just have to wait. The people upstairs\
-        \ said it would come down to a block vote\u2026", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Guess\
-        \ I'll just have to wait. The people upstairs said it would come down to a\
-        \ block vote\u2026", primary_type: text, target_id: '2258'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll get the tab., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll
-        get the tab., primary_type: text, target_id: '2259'}
-    - {alt_description: You optimists are always looking up!, alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        optimists are always looking up!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2260'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess I'm just a natural born optimist., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I guess I'm just a natural born optimist., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2261'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you know how the Feds cracked the iPhone?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you know how the Feds cracked the iPhone?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2262'}
-    - {alt_description: His dismissal of irony really brought down the house., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: His dismissal of irony really brought down the house.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2263'}
-    - {alt_description: Too abstract. Let's try for something a little more concrete.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Too abstract. Let's try for something a
-        little more concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '2264'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Phillip, right now I dare say there are more urgent matters
-        than to quibble over the amount of the tip.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Phillip,
-        right now I dare say there are more urgent matters than to quibble over the
-        amount of the tip.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2265'}
-    - {alt_description: You have to be really hardheaded to survive is this business.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: You have to be really hardheaded to survive
-        is this business., primary_type: text, target_id: '2266'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I have finally gotten the building blocks of my future
-        where they need to be., alt_type: text, primary_description: I think I have
-        finally gotten the building blocks of my future where they need to be., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2267'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So you''ve never been sick, never worn a seat belt and you
-        don''t believe in fate?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So you''ve
-        never been sick, never worn a seat belt and you don''t believe in fate?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2268'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can you make any sense of existentialism?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Can you make any sense of existentialism?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2269'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't imagine what else could go wrong today!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't imagine what else could go wrong today!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2270'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ll get through this, if the roof doesn''t cave in.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''ll get through this, if the roof doesn''t cave in.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2271'}
-    - {alt_description: The coffee's great but the decor here is too heavily brick-a-bac.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: The coffee's great but the decor here is
-        too heavily brick-a-bac., primary_type: text, target_id: '2272'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Then, I said, I don''t care if your sister is a witch...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Then, I said, I don''t care if your sister
-        is a witch...', primary_type: text, target_id: '2273'}
-    - {alt_description: '''Cinderblock of Damocles?'' Is that even a thing?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '''Cinderblock of Damocles?'' Is that even a thing?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2274'}
-    - {alt_description: And my codicil shall read as follows..., alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        my codicil shall read as follows..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2275'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I just never seem to catch a break. So how''s the chicken,
-        Little?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I just never seem to catch
-        a break. So how''s the chicken, Little?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2276'}
-    - {alt_description: Strike me dead if I'm lying!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Strike
-        me dead if I'm lying!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2277'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish I didn't have to go back to the office after lunch.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I wish I didn't have to go back to the
-        office after lunch., primary_type: text, target_id: '2278'}
-    - {alt_description: Today is the first day of the rest of my life., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Today is the first day of the rest of my life., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2279'}
-    - {alt_description: I bet you couldn't repeat that!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        bet you couldn't repeat that!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2280'}
-    - {alt_description: '... and then I said, ''Besides, I''d never invest in this
-        place until you do something about that ceiling!''', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...
-        and then I said, ''Besides, I''d never invest in this place until you do something
-        about that ceiling!''', primary_type: text, target_id: '2281'}
-    - {alt_description: Before the recession that would've been a piano, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Before the recession that would've been a piano, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2282'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd like a concrete answer., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'd
-        like a concrete answer., primary_type: text, target_id: '2283'}
-    - {alt_description: Did you ever find the missing cinder blo...., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Did you ever find the missing cinder blo...., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2284'}
-    - {alt_description: Here comes the just dessert., alt_type: text, primary_description: Here
-        comes the just dessert., primary_type: text, target_id: '2285'}
-    - {alt_description: All I want is concrete evidence that God exists., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: All I want is concrete evidence that God exists., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2286'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Construction... and you?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Construction...
-        and you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2287'}
-    - {alt_description: wishes really do come true, alt_type: text, primary_description: wishes
-        really do come true, primary_type: text, target_id: '2288'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m telling you, no such thing as bad luck exists.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''m telling you, no such thing as bad luck exists.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2289'}
-    - {alt_description: And then it hits me like a brick..., alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        then it hits me like a brick..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2290'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I get fired, and then my wife leaves me. Could this day
-        get any worse?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I get fired, and
-        then my wife leaves me. Could this day get any worse?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2291'}
-    - {alt_description: The cartoonist must be desperate if we're going classic now.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: The cartoonist must be desperate if we're
-        going classic now., primary_type: text, target_id: '2292'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sometimes, I just think I''m a real blockhead.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Sometimes, I just think I''m a real blockhead.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2293'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish I could stop seeing her, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        wish I could stop seeing her, primary_type: text, target_id: '2294'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, David, I''ve decided to put you back in my will.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, David, I''ve decided to put you back in my will.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2295'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I\u2019ve started a bucket list.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "I\u2019ve started a bucket list.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2296'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s the same old thing day after day. Where''s the excitement,
-        the challenge?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s the same old
-        thing day after day. Where''s the excitement, the challenge?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2297'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I wonder if this is a piece of the corporate ladder?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I wonder if this is a piece of the corporate ladder?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2298'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Should I sign now or later?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Should
-        I sign now or later?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2299'}
-    - {alt_description: I've never been happier in my life., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        never been happier in my life., primary_type: text, target_id: '2300'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and that''s the story of how I, John Olerud of the Toronto
-        Blue Jays, finally stopped wearing a batting helmet everywhere I went.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...and that''s the story of how I, John Olerud of the
-        Toronto Blue Jays, finally stopped wearing a batting helmet everywhere I went.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2301'}
-    - {alt_description: Your future looks concrete, alt_type: text, primary_description: Your
-        future looks concrete, primary_type: text, target_id: '2302'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And you said I''m next in line for CEO. Right?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'And you said I''m next in line for CEO. Right?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2303'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "You might think me a blockhead for telling you\
-        \ this, but\u2026", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "You\
-        \ might think me a blockhead for telling you this, but\u2026", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2304'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s so ironic about, "and then it hit me like a ton of
-        bricks?"', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''s so ironic about,
-        "and then it hit me like a ton of bricks?"', primary_type: text, target_id: '2305'}
-    - {alt_description: No...nothing going on in my life., alt_type: text, primary_description: No...nothing
-        going on in my life., primary_type: text, target_id: '2306'}
-    - {alt_description: 'While in the short term there may be some rough spots, in
-        the long term or prospects are quite good', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'While
-        in the short term there may be some rough spots, in the long term or prospects
-        are quite good', primary_type: text, target_id: '2307'}
-    - {alt_description: This writer's block is going to kill me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This writer's block is going to kill me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2308'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You never know, you could get hit by a bus', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You never know, you could get hit by a bus', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2309'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What did mom mean when she said never to play under an anvil
-        tree?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What did mom mean when she said
-        never to play under an anvil tree?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2310'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I mean, what''s the worst that could happen?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I mean, what''s the worst that could happen?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2311'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Some people just aren\u2019t self-aware.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "Some people just aren\u2019t self-aware.",
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2312'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing has helped me get over this writer's block., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Nothing has helped me get over this writer's block., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2313'}
-    - {alt_description: I need hard evidence before I act., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        need hard evidence before I act., primary_type: text, target_id: '2314'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why would you ask if I have life insurance?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why would you ask if I have life insurance?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2315'}
-    - {alt_description: I hope you're not bringing up something negative., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I hope you're not bringing up something negative., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2316'}
-    - {alt_description: Unless it's a light bulb I don't want to know., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Unless it's a light bulb I don't want to know., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2317'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Was that over my dead body or yours?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Was
-        that over my dead body or yours?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2318'}
-    - {alt_description: Go ahead and cancel your 3 o'clock Jim., alt_type: text, primary_description: Go
-        ahead and cancel your 3 o'clock Jim., primary_type: text, target_id: '2319'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ve been looking for a concrete answer to the question
-        "''Do I make a difference?"', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ve
-        been looking for a concrete answer to the question "''Do I make a difference?"',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2320'}
-    - {alt_description: I wouldn't worry about desert., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        wouldn't worry about desert., primary_type: text, target_id: '2321'}
-    - {alt_description: Power lunching is great for brain storms., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Power lunching is great for brain storms., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2322'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't see what else could go wrong., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        can't see what else could go wrong., primary_type: text, target_id: '2323'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m blocking on the name, but it''ll come to me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''m blocking on the name, but it''ll come to me.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2324'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know there are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want a
-        real knockout.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I know there are plenty
-        of fish in the sea, but I want a real knockout.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2325'}
-    - {alt_description: Relax. Things will fall into place for you very soon., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Relax. Things will fall into place for you very soon.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2326'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ve got nothing concrete, but it will come to me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''ve got nothing concrete, but it will come to me.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2327'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess our Brick App is finally working., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I guess our Brick App is finally working., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2328'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''re right, I need to stop worrying and start living.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You''re right, I need to stop worrying
-        and start living.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2329'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Eeeeeeeeeeewwwww, you dunk your sandwich? Might as well hit
-        me with a cinder block...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Eeeeeeeeeeewwwww,
-        you dunk your sandwich? Might as well hit me with a cinder block...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2330'}
-    - {alt_description: My luck's finally changing. I think I'll bu...., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My luck's finally changing. I think I'll bu...., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2331'}
-    - {alt_description: You're overlooking the gravity of the situation., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You're overlooking the gravity of the situation., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2332'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Boss, don''t move!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Boss,
-        don''t move!', primary_type: text, target_id: '2333'}
-    - {alt_description: '... and I told that fortune-telling mason to go **** himself.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '... and I told that fortune-telling mason
-        to go **** himself.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2334'}
-    - {alt_description: Sure am glad the building inspector gave the okay., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Sure am glad the building inspector gave the okay., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2335'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I tell you, Frank, it hit me like a ton of bricks.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I tell you, Frank, it hit me like a ton of bricks.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2336'}
-    - {alt_description: I preferred when they retaliated by spitting on your sandwich.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I preferred when they retaliated by spitting
-        on your sandwich., primary_type: text, target_id: '2337'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever feel like Doomsday is fast approaching?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you ever feel like Doomsday is fast approaching?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2338'}
-    - {alt_description: yeah...well my plate is clean for the rest of today..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: yeah...well my plate is clean for the rest of today...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2339'}
-    - {alt_description: I'v been invited to a block party, alt_type: text, primary_description: I'v
-        been invited to a block party, primary_type: text, target_id: '2340'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yeah, the stars are lined up on this one.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yeah, the stars are lined up on this one.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2341'}
-    - {alt_description: I agree it's interesting but I'll need something more concrete
-        before I can react., alt_type: text, primary_description: I agree it's interesting
-        but I'll need something more concrete before I can react., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2342'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I mean, it was like it came out of nowhere.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I mean, it was like it came out of nowhere.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2343'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife thinks I need to find a purpose in life., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My wife thinks I need to find a purpose in life., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2344'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm having the pancake., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        having the pancake., primary_type: text, target_id: '2345'}
-    - {alt_description: I need much more than pennies from heaven!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I need much more than pennies from heaven!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2346'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm saving for 30 years of retirement., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        saving for 30 years of retirement., primary_type: text, target_id: '2347'}
-    - {alt_description: You can't deny he builds great buildings., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You can't deny he builds great buildings., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2348'}
-    - {alt_description: Got good news from the Doctor this morning, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Got good news from the Doctor this morning, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2349'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The meaning of life finally hit me...and if I could, I''d
-        hit back.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The meaning of life finally
-        hit me...and if I could, I''d hit back.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2350'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't need somebody to hit me in the head with a bat to
-        know I'm in trouble with the boss., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't need somebody to hit me in the head with a bat to know I'm in trouble
-        with the boss., primary_type: text, target_id: '2351'}
-    - {alt_description: I think my luck's about to turn around., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think my luck's about to turn around., primary_type: text, target_id: '2352'}
-    - {alt_description: Those sausage biscuits will kill you., alt_type: text, primary_description: Those
-        sausage biscuits will kill you., primary_type: text, target_id: '2353'}
-    - {alt_description: Let me get the check., alt_type: text, primary_description: Let
-        me get the check., primary_type: text, target_id: '2354'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Let me give you some advice Jim. The way to assure success
-        in this life is to weigh all the risks, and then act accordingly.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Let me give you some advice Jim. The way to assure success
-        in this life is to weigh all the risks, and then act accordingly.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2355'}
-    - {alt_description: 'That business meeting went terribly. How could things get
-        any worse?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'That business meeting went
-        terribly. How could things get any worse?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2356'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Look out, here comes Cindy Block.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Look
-        out, here comes Cindy Block.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2357'}
-    - {alt_description: Wow - an Isaac Newton moment..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Wow
-        - an Isaac Newton moment..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2358'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Outside of a clear sign from the almighty God himself, I''m
-        voting for Trump.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Outside of a clear
-        sign from the almighty God himself, I''m voting for Trump.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2359'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you suppose the "chicken little" special is?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What do you suppose the "chicken little" special is?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2360'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Stop with your paranoia, cinder blocks are not falling from
-        the sky!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Stop with your paranoia,
-        cinder blocks are not falling from the sky!', primary_type: text, target_id: '2361'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And what''s your view of the futures markets right now?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And what''s your view of the futures markets
-        right now?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2362'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Actually, I wouldn''t worry about what she thinks about your
-        appearance.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Actually, I wouldn''t
-        worry about what she thinks about your appearance.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2363'}
-    - {alt_description: All those burgers you eat will kill you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: All those burgers you eat will kill you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2364'}
-    - {alt_description: now here's something that's going to hit you like a brick,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: now here's something that's going to hit
-        you like a brick, primary_type: text, target_id: '2365'}
-    - {alt_description: GUESS WHAT!, alt_type: text, primary_description: GUESS WHAT!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2366'}
-    - {alt_description: Hurry up and sign the life insurance application Charles.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Hurry up and sign the life insurance application
-        Charles., primary_type: text, target_id: '2367'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t think this day could get much worse. Do you?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I don''t think this day could get much worse. Do you?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2368'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever feel like your world is just falling apart?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you ever feel like your world is just
-        falling apart?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2369'}
-    - {alt_description: I finally feel like my luck is about to change ..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I finally feel like my luck is about to change ..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2370'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So if I buy the insurance policy now, when will it take effect?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So if I buy the insurance policy now,
-        when will it take effect?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2371'}
-    - {alt_description: You know that stuff's gonna kill ya., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        know that stuff's gonna kill ya., primary_type: text, target_id: '2372'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Listen, anything can happen, but I feel pretty good about
-        this.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Listen, anything can happen,
-        but I feel pretty good about this.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2373'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hold that thought, would you?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hold
-        that thought, would you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2374'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Any plans for tonight?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Any
-        plans for tonight?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2375'}
-    - {alt_description: I have to stop thinking these dark thoughts, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I have to stop thinking these dark thoughts, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2376'}
-    - {alt_description: 'After losing my job yesterday, I guess I''m immune from having
-        anything bad happen to me for awhile!!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'After
-        losing my job yesterday, I guess I''m immune from having anything bad happen
-        to me for awhile!!', primary_type: text, target_id: '2377'}
-    - {alt_description: I still can't believe I hit the lottery for 5 million yesterday.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I still can't believe I hit the lottery
-        for 5 million yesterday., primary_type: text, target_id: '2378'}
-    - {alt_description: Can't wait for this day to be over., alt_type: text, primary_description: Can't
-        wait for this day to be over., primary_type: text, target_id: '2379'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Last mortgage payment,last alimony payment, yep Jim, things
-        are finally looking up.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Last mortgage
-        payment,last alimony payment, yep Jim, things are finally looking up.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2380'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm only a block away, alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        only a block away, primary_type: text, target_id: '2381'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't like heroes., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't like heroes., primary_type: text, target_id: '2382'}
-    - {alt_description: I hear the 'chicken under a brick' is to die for!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I hear the 'chicken under a brick' is to die for!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2383'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m a white American male at the peak of my career in the
-        21st century. Really, I have no worries.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m
-        a white American male at the peak of my career in the 21st century. Really,
-        I have no worries.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2384'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Trump makes it all the way? What are the odds?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Trump makes it all the way? What are the odds?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2385'}
-    - {alt_description: If it's the last thing I say..., alt_type: text, primary_description: If
-        it's the last thing I say..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2386'}
-    - {alt_description: There are days I think I shudda stayed in bed., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There are days I think I shudda stayed in bed., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2387'}
-    - {alt_description: Well maybe not like a TON of bricks..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Well
-        maybe not like a TON of bricks..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2388'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing is falling apart yet!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Nothing
-        is falling apart yet!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2389'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Insurance? Nah, I''m so young what can happen to me?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Insurance? Nah, I''m so young what can happen to me?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2390'}
-    - {alt_description: Oops. More cutbacks, alt_type: text, primary_description: Oops.
-        More cutbacks, primary_type: text, target_id: '2391'}
-    - {alt_description: This crick in my neck is killing me!, alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        crick in my neck is killing me!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2392'}
-    - {alt_description: '''''He wouldn''t know a good idea if it hit him in the head"',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '''''He wouldn''t know a good idea if it
-        hit him in the head"', primary_type: text, target_id: '2393'}
-    - {alt_description: 'While at lunch, the idea hit Fred like a ton of bricks.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'While at lunch, the idea hit Fred like
-        a ton of bricks.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2394'}
-    - {alt_description: Hate to be a wet blanket but I sense another decline., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Hate to be a wet blanket but I sense another decline.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2395'}
-    - {alt_description: OK. The ten million bucks is hidden in . . ., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: OK. The ten million bucks is hidden in . . ., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2396'}
-    - {alt_description: So what's up" "A headache, alt_type: text, primary_description: So
-        what's up" "A headache, primary_type: text, target_id: '2397'}
-    - {alt_description: The Internet trumps bricks and mortar every time!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The Internet trumps bricks and mortar every time!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2398'}
-    - {alt_description: 'when i was a kid, my mum use to send me with 50cents. I could
-        buy 2 burgers, french fries and large coke. You can''t do that these days!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'when i was a kid, my mum use to send me
-        with 50cents. I could buy 2 burgers, french fries and large coke. You can''t
-        do that these days!', primary_type: text, target_id: '2399'}
-    - {alt_description: '...so to play it safe, I''m cutting out gluten.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...so to play it safe, I''m cutting out gluten.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2400'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yeah, I woke up feeling like today''s my lucky day!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yeah, I woke up feeling like today''s my lucky day!',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2401'}
-    - {alt_description: This has been my best sales day ever., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        has been my best sales day ever., primary_type: text, target_id: '2402'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This happens every time you have an idea?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'This happens every time you have an idea?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2403'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Thirty-two feet per second. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Thirty-two feet per second. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2404'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I rarely suffer from writer''s block. Why do you ask?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, I rarely suffer from writer''s block.
-        Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2405'}
-    - {alt_description: I thought I requested balloons to end this meeting, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I thought I requested balloons to end this meeting, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2406'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, I have life insurance. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yes, I have life insurance. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2407'}
-    - {alt_description: You should have ordered the appetizer, alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        should have ordered the appetizer, primary_type: text, target_id: '2408'}
-    - {alt_description: So much about you. Let me tell you about my recent string
-        of bad luck., alt_type: text, primary_description: So much about you. Let
-        me tell you about my recent string of bad luck., primary_type: text, target_id: '2409'}
-    - {alt_description: Their decaf latte just knocks me out., alt_type: text, primary_description: Their
-        decaf latte just knocks me out., primary_type: text, target_id: '2410'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This no tips thing seems to be working out alright, don''t
-        you think?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This no tips thing seems
-        to be working out alright, don''t you think?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2411'}
-    - {alt_description: I had that dream last night where you can't seem to get away
-        from impending doom., alt_type: text, primary_description: I had that dream
-        last night where you can't seem to get away from impending doom., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2412'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You got yours for here, I got mine to go.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You got yours for here, I got mine to go.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2413'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Isn''t this the building under investigation by the Building
-        Department for shoddy construction?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Isn''t
-        this the building under investigation by the Building Department for shoddy
-        construction?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2414'}
-    - {alt_description: I finally got rid of my migraines., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        finally got rid of my migraines., primary_type: text, target_id: '2415'}
-    - {alt_description: May I be hit by a concrete block if Trump is the next President.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: May I be hit by a concrete block if Trump
-        is the next President., primary_type: text, target_id: '2416'}
-    - {alt_description: I haven't had a concrete idea in weeks., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        haven't had a concrete idea in weeks., primary_type: text, target_id: '2417'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Watching you caffeine? A "Venti" wouldn''t kill you, you
-        know.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Watching you caffeine? A "Venti"
-        wouldn''t kill you, you know.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2418'}
-    - {alt_description: And speaking of a chip off the old block...., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And speaking of a chip off the old block...., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2419'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm starting to feel like a blockhead., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        starting to feel like a blockhead., primary_type: text, target_id: '2420'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So you think the caffeine will help me shake this annoying
-        sense impending doom?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So you think
-        the caffeine will help me shake this annoying sense impending doom?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2421'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''d say something, but this Danish is just too delicious!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''d say something, but this Danish is
-        just too delicious!', primary_type: text, target_id: '2422'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What on Earth did you say to that coyote?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What on Earth did you say to that coyote?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2423'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The NFL is right. How do you really know if you got a concussion?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The NFL is right. How do you really know
-        if you got a concussion?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2424'}
-    - {alt_description: The law of gravity is immutable or so they say., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The law of gravity is immutable or so they say., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2425'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m an actuary. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m
-        an actuary. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2426'}
-    - {alt_description: I just feel like I have too much time on my hands., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just feel like I have too much time on my hands., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2427'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing literally ever happens to me., alt_type: text, primary_description: Nothing
-        literally ever happens to me., primary_type: text, target_id: '2428'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sorry Al, I want a divorce.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sorry
-        Al, I want a divorce.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2429'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Of course you''re allowed to take the top off the latte.
-        Why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Of course you''re
-        allowed to take the top off the latte. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2430'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I swear, there''s nothing worse than a lid that doesn''t
-        quite fit.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I swear, there''s nothing
-        worse than a lid that doesn''t quite fit.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2431'}
-    - {alt_description: BAM and then it hits you, alt_type: text, primary_description: BAM
-        and then it hits you, primary_type: text, target_id: '2432'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you have any concrete suggestions?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you have any concrete suggestions?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2433'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Speaking of your wife, does she like dinner and a movie?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Speaking of your wife, does she like dinner
-        and a movie?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2434'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hmm...I would warn him, but I know he''s for Trump.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hmm...I would warn him, but I know he''s for Trump.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2435'}
-    - {alt_description: I think she heard that..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think she heard that..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2436'}
-    - {alt_description: I asked for crushed ice in my drink., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        asked for crushed ice in my drink., primary_type: text, target_id: '2437'}
-    - {alt_description: You wish you knew about being creatively blocked., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You wish you knew about being creatively blocked., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2438'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The offer''s fine, but Acme takes its noncompetes pretty
-        seriously.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The offer''s fine, but
-        Acme takes its noncompetes pretty seriously.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2439'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Chip, your block is off.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Chip,
-        your block is off.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2440'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I feel like the Brick of Damocles is hanging over
-        me., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes I feel like the Brick
-        of Damocles is hanging over me., primary_type: text, target_id: '2441'}
-    - {alt_description: It's time to crack some heads., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        time to crack some heads., primary_type: text, target_id: '2442'}
-    - {alt_description: I was thinking of something a little more concrete., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I was thinking of something a little more concrete., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2443'}
-    - {alt_description: It's a no-brainer., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        a no-brainer., primary_type: text, target_id: '2444'}
-    - {alt_description: I've never been a fan of the abstract., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        never been a fan of the abstract., primary_type: text, target_id: '2445'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't get excited. The Daily News Wasn't Bought, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Don't get excited. The Daily News Wasn't Bought, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2446'}
-    - {alt_description: God damn it SIGN THE CHECK NOW!, alt_type: text, primary_description: God
-        damn it SIGN THE CHECK NOW!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2447'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm glad you appreciate the gravity of the situation., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm glad you appreciate the gravity of the situation.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2448'}
-    - {alt_description: Every day we have on earth is a gift from above!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Every day we have on earth is a gift from above!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2449'}
-    - {alt_description: So now that I've overcome that block everything is looking
-        up., alt_type: text, primary_description: So now that I've overcome that block
-        everything is looking up., primary_type: text, target_id: '2450'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, thanks. I''ve got enough insurance.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No, thanks. I''ve got enough insurance.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2451'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn professional netw-, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn professional netw-,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2452'}
-    - {alt_description: You have to admit it's a crude but effective method of turning
-        tables., alt_type: text, primary_description: You have to admit it's a crude
-        but effective method of turning tables., primary_type: text, target_id: '2453'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Believe me, you don''t have to worry about it.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Believe me, you don''t have to worry about it.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2454'}
-    - {alt_description: When haven't I kept my head under pressure!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: When haven't I kept my head under pressure!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2455'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I dunno, it feels like I''m always waiting for the other
-        shoe to drop.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I dunno, it feels like
-        I''m always waiting for the other shoe to drop.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2456'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I was thinking should we use 6 or 8 inch block, then it hit
-        me. . .', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I was thinking should we use
-        6 or 8 inch block, then it hit me. . .', primary_type: text, target_id: '2457'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So if anything should happen to me, knock on wood, you''ll
-        be set.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So if anything should happen
-        to me, knock on wood, you''ll be set.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2458'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe I should recinde(r) our contract ., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Maybe I should recinde(r) our contract ., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2459'}
-    - {alt_description: My psychiatrist says I'm blocking too much., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My psychiatrist says I'm blocking too much., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2460'}
-    - {alt_description: They say the coffee in here has got some kick to it., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: They say the coffee in here has got some kick to it., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2461'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Me? I''m good.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Me?
-        I''m good.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2462'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What an interesting interior, using the optical illusion.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What an interesting interior, using the
-        optical illusion.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2463'}
-    - {alt_description: I have discovered the identity of God and the true meaning
-        of life in..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I have discovered the
-        identity of God and the true meaning of life in..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2464'}
-    - {alt_description: Olson called me on it. He said that some of my ideas were
-        like floating a brick., alt_type: text, primary_description: Olson called
-        me on it. He said that some of my ideas were like floating a brick., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2465'}
-    - {alt_description: It kills me having to work through lunch., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It kills me having to work through lunch., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2466'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What kind of designer thinks hanging cinder blocks from strings
-        is a good idea?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What kind of designer
-        thinks hanging cinder blocks from strings is a good idea?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2467'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, my day has been pretty flat so far...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Well, my day has been pretty flat so far...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2468'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, we negotiated the lowest bidder for our luncheonette,
-        why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes, we negotiated the lowest
-        bidder for our luncheonette, why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2469'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My life insurance should cover this, lunch is on me!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'My life insurance should cover this, lunch is on me!',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2470'}
-    - {alt_description: Before I can act on this I will need something more concrete.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Before I can act on this I will need something
-        more concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '2471'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s the worst-case scenario?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''s
-        the worst-case scenario?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2472'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, I guess the deal is now concrete', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Well, I guess the deal is now concrete', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2473'}
-    - {alt_description: I have faith in the above., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        have faith in the above., primary_type: text, target_id: '2474'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Somehow, I feel like I''m having a Wylie E. Coyote-like day.
-        ... .', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Somehow, I feel like I''m having
-        a Wylie E. Coyote-like day. ... .', primary_type: text, target_id: '2475'}
-    - {alt_description: There goes the debt ceiling..., alt_type: text, primary_description: There
-        goes the debt ceiling..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2476'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I hate to tell you this, but...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        hate to tell you this, but...', primary_type: text, target_id: '2477'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Simon, now that you''re in New York - lets drop the Brit
-        lingo. Ok? Hmm? You know - boot for trunk, wings for fenders. Pudding for...
-        Oh I see. What is your word for breeze block?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Simon,
-        now that you''re in New York - lets drop the Brit lingo. Ok? Hmm? You know
-        - boot for trunk, wings for fenders. Pudding for... Oh I see. What is your
-        word for breeze block?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2478'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t know why, but I really loved that caption contest
-        cartoon where the guys were about to get hit by a D train...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I don''t know why, but I really loved that caption contest
-        cartoon where the guys were about to get hit by a D train...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2479'}
-    - {alt_description: We're thinking of canceling our plans for Europe this summer.
-        Just too dangerous., alt_type: text, primary_description: We're thinking of
-        canceling our plans for Europe this summer. Just too dangerous., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2480'}
-    - {alt_description: It's a cinderblock isn't it., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        a cinderblock isn't it., primary_type: text, target_id: '2481'}
-    - {alt_description: My eyes are down here., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        eyes are down here., primary_type: text, target_id: '2482'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ahh, Chicken Little was over-rated.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ahh,
-        Chicken Little was over-rated.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2483'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "You can\u2019t scare me with polls, David.",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "You can\u2019t scare me with\
-        \ polls, David.", primary_type: text, target_id: '2484'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I mean really, what are the odds?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        mean really, what are the odds?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2485'}
-    - {alt_description: An extra coffee break never killed anyone., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: An extra coffee break never killed anyone., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2486'}
-    - {alt_description: This gives new meaning to espresso., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        gives new meaning to espresso., primary_type: text, target_id: '2487'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, its PENNIES from heaven.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No,
-        its PENNIES from heaven.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2488'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t worry, it isn''t a piano this time.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Don''t worry, it isn''t a piano this time.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2489'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Cartoonist''s block"? Never heard of it. As bad as "writer''s
-        block"?', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"Cartoonist''s block"? Never
-        heard of it. As bad as "writer''s block"?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2490'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Heads up, Tom.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Heads
-        up, Tom.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2491'}
-    - {alt_description: Rain blocks are falling on your head, alt_type: text, primary_description: Rain
-        blocks are falling on your head, primary_type: text, target_id: '2492'}
-    - {alt_description: 'By the time I warn you, it will be ....(thud) too late.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'By the time I warn you, it will be ....(thud)
-        too late.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2493'}
-    - {alt_description: But then I topped her with 'Action speaks louder than words.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: But then I topped her with 'Action speaks
-        louder than words.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2494'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Uh...could you just cut to the chase?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Uh...could
-        you just cut to the chase?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2495'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sorry, but it''s ''lights-out'' for you Republicans.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Sorry, but it''s ''lights-out'' for you Republicans.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2496'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess this one's on you., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        guess this one's on you., primary_type: text, target_id: '2497'}
-    - {alt_description: It doesn't take a ton of bricks to fall on me for me to see
-        the writing on the wall., alt_type: text, primary_description: It doesn't
-        take a ton of bricks to fall on me for me to see the writing on the wall.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2498'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife thinks that being a Trump supporter will turn me into
-        a blockhead!, alt_type: text, primary_description: My wife thinks that being
-        a Trump supporter will turn me into a blockhead!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2499'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Face it, we could both be dead tomorrow....', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Face it, we could both be dead tomorrow....', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2500'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I drink coffee, it goes right to my head!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If I drink coffee, it goes right to my head!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2501'}
-    - {alt_description: Overcoming writer's block., alt_type: text, primary_description: Overcoming
-        writer's block., primary_type: text, target_id: '2502'}
-    - {alt_description: This coffee isn't strong enough., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        coffee isn't strong enough., primary_type: text, target_id: '2503'}
-    - {alt_description: I've always believed everything happens for a reason., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've always believed everything happens for a reason.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2504'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, so you think I''m the blockhead? Well....', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Oh, so you think I''m the blockhead? Well....', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2505'}
-    - {alt_description: '... And then one day you won''t even know what hit you.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '... And then one day you won''t even know
-        what hit you.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2506'}
-    - {alt_description: Of course they want me to direct the sequel!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Of course they want me to direct the sequel!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2507'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So eight years ago I say, "Embrace the anger, Sarah would
-        be a great VP."', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So eight years ago
-        I say, "Embrace the anger, Sarah would be a great VP."', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2508'}
-    - {alt_description: '"So, you were saying...?" "Uh, nevermind".', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"So, you were saying...?" "Uh, nevermind".', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2509'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hmmm. What would Newton do?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hmmm.
-        What would Newton do?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2510'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you ever have the feeling that your world is collapsing
-        around you?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did you ever have the
-        feeling that your world is collapsing around you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2511'}
-    - {alt_description: This coffee tastes like mortar, alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        coffee tastes like mortar, primary_type: text, target_id: '2512'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife says I can't complain to any more restaurant managers.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: My wife says I can't complain to any more
-        restaurant managers., primary_type: text, target_id: '2513'}
-    - {alt_description: '''I can''t escape the feeling that if I support Trump something
-        terrible will happen.''', alt_type: text, primary_description: '''I can''t
-        escape the feeling that if I support Trump something terrible will happen.''',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2514'}
-    - {alt_description: They say Jackson Pollock used to eat here for inspiration.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: They say Jackson Pollock used to eat here
-        for inspiration., primary_type: text, target_id: '2515'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And I said, ''Babe, it''s LA, who needs an umbrella?''',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And I said, ''Babe, it''s LA, who needs
-        an umbrella?''', primary_type: text, target_id: '2516'}
-    - {alt_description: You can take this personally., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        can take this personally., primary_type: text, target_id: '2517'}
-    - {alt_description: The coffee here gives me a major headache!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The coffee here gives me a major headache!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2518'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Let\u2019s improve your position in pork bellies\
-        \ because I bet cement futures are falling.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Let\u2019\
-        s improve your position in pork bellies because I bet cement futures are falling.",
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2519'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, yes, things ARE looking up.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes,
-        yes, things ARE looking up.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2520'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I had this mind block, and then it hit me...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I had this mind block, and then it hit me...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2521'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m a big-picture thinker. Why should I focus on more immediate
-        issues?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m a big-picture thinker.
-        Why should I focus on more immediate issues?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2522'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Fortunately, I don''t have writer''s block anymore', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Fortunately, I don''t have writer''s block anymore', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2523'}
-    - {alt_description: You really should have got the cappuccino its to die for!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: You really should have got the cappuccino
-        its to die for!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2524'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you take me for, a blockhead?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        do you take me for, a blockhead?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2525'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like my life is just slipping away, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel like my life is just slipping away, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2526'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Coyote? Where?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Coyote?
-        Where?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2527'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Just saw "The Big Short". Heard of any black swans we can
-        bet against?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Just saw "The Big Short".
-        Heard of any black swans we can bet against?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2528'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I just don''t find violence amusing, do you?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I just don''t find violence amusing, do you?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2529'}
-    - {alt_description: 'From out of thin air, it was a concept that hit him like
-        a ton of . . . .', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'From out of thin
-        air, it was a concept that hit him like a ton of . . . .', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2530'}
-    - {alt_description: That's when it hit me., alt_type: text, primary_description: That's
-        when it hit me., primary_type: text, target_id: '2531'}
-    - {alt_description: Baristas are always so judgmental., alt_type: text, primary_description: Baristas
-        are always so judgmental., primary_type: text, target_id: '2532'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This is fine, but you''ve probably never heard of my favorite
-        coffee shop.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This is fine, but you''ve
-        probably never heard of my favorite coffee shop.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2533'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can you imagine anything worse Can you imagine anything worse
-        than our negoti Can you imagine anything worse now that our negotiations have
-        hit a brick wall?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Can you imagine
-        anything worse Can you imagine anything worse than our negoti Can you imagine
-        anything worse now that our negotiations have hit a brick wall?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2534'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I may have missed a payment on my term life...why?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I may have missed a payment on my term life...why?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2535'}
-    - {alt_description: Grande mocha lattes no longer hit me like a ton of bricks.
-        "Grande mocha lattes no longer hit me like a ton of bricks., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Grande mocha lattes no longer hit me like a ton of bricks.
-        "Grande mocha lattes no longer hit me like a ton of bricks., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2536'}
-    - {alt_description: This place is so quiet you can hear a pin drop., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This place is so quiet you can hear a pin drop., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2537'}
-    - {alt_description: don't look up. we are going to be crush. "pray for wings",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: don't look up. we are going to be crush.
-        "pray for wings", primary_type: text, target_id: '2538'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, that''s new.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        that''s new.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2539'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Quick, once around the block.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Quick,
-        once around the block.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2540'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How would you rate the ambiance?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How
-        would you rate the ambiance?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2541'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Quite frankly, predestination''s a bunch''a hooey.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Quite frankly, predestination''s a bunch''a hooey.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2542'}
-    - {alt_description: Talk about same day delivery., alt_type: text, primary_description: Talk
-        about same day delivery., primary_type: text, target_id: '2543'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Uh, I''d stop worrying about the other shoe.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Uh, I''d stop worrying about the other shoe.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2544'}
-    - {alt_description: I thought you said you were going to pay me back today., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I thought you said you were going to pay me back today.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2545'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''re a hopeless pessimist, Herb. You''re always shouting
-        the sky is falling.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You''re a hopeless
-        pessimist, Herb. You''re always shouting the sky is falling.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2546'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, I''ve escaped the fallout so far.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Well, I''ve escaped the fallout so far.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2547'}
-    - {alt_description: 'After all those salmonella outbreaks, what more could go
-        wrong at Chipotle?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'After all those
-        salmonella outbreaks, what more could go wrong at Chipotle?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2548'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife claims that she put a hex on me. Rubbish!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My wife claims that she put a hex on me. Rubbish!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2549'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s with the look, John?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''s
-        with the look, John?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2550'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I hope you asked for one lump, not two.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I hope you asked for one lump, not two.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2551'}
-    - {alt_description: Unless I get something like . . . I don't know . . . a sign
-        from on high or something . . . I'm definitely voting for Trump!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Unless I get something like . . . I don't know . . . a
-        sign from on high or something . . . I'm definitely voting for Trump!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2552'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Frankly, I would have preferred the roof top dining.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Frankly, I would have preferred the roof top dining.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2553'}
-    - {alt_description: 'John, I think someone remembered your last tip.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'John, I think someone remembered your last tip.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2554'}
-    - {alt_description: Writer's block is no joke!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Writer's
-        block is no joke!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2555'}
-    - {alt_description: It's just been one headache after another., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's just been one headache after another., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2556'}
-    - {alt_description: I will enjoy watching you die., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        will enjoy watching you die., primary_type: text, target_id: '2557'}
-    - {alt_description: It should be mind-boggling to see how Newton's 3rd law plays
-        out over the next 10 seconds, alt_type: text, primary_description: It should
-        be mind-boggling to see how Newton's 3rd law plays out over the next 10 seconds,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2558'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Guess what, Herb. Looks like I''ve done everything on my
-        bucket list.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Guess what, Herb. Looks
-        like I''ve done everything on my bucket list.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2559'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The worst of it, really, was her ambivalence.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'The worst of it, really, was her ambivalence.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2560'}
-    - {alt_description: 'With Trump about to win the nomination, I feel a sense of
-        hope.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'With Trump about to win the
-        nomination, I feel a sense of hope.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2561'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t know, it''s just this vague since of foreboding.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I don''t know, it''s just this vague since
-        of foreboding.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2562'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Coffee doesn''t quite wake you up in the morning anymore,
-        eh?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Coffee doesn''t quite wake you
-        up in the morning anymore, eh?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2563'}
-    - {alt_description: As you doctor I'm obligated to tell you. You have stage four
-        cancer.", alt_type: text, primary_description: As you doctor I'm obligated
-        to tell you. You have stage four cancer.", primary_type: text, target_id: '2564'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Given the gravity the situation, looks like our writer''s
-        block won''t be the only thing we''ll be smashing through on this coffee break.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Given the gravity the situation, looks
-        like our writer''s block won''t be the only thing we''ll be smashing through
-        on this coffee break.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2565'}
-    - {alt_description: The fortune in diamonds is hidden under the..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The fortune in diamonds is hidden under the..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2566'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ve got this weight hanging over me. Do you think my writers
-        block will ever go away?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ve got
-        this weight hanging over me. Do you think my writers block will ever go away?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2567'}
-    - {alt_description: I could sure do with a hit from this coffee., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I could sure do with a hit from this coffee., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2568'}
-    - {alt_description: I can feel a headache coming on., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        can feel a headache coming on., primary_type: text, target_id: '2569'}
-    - {alt_description: All science is just theory. Take gravity for instance . .
-        ., alt_type: text, primary_description: All science is just theory. Take gravity
-        for instance . . ., primary_type: text, target_id: '2570'}
-    - {alt_description: Everything around me is falling apart., alt_type: text, primary_description: Everything
-        around me is falling apart., primary_type: text, target_id: '2571'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Given the gravity of the situation, I knew that our writer''s
-        block would not be the only thing smashing through on this particular coffee
-        break.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Given the gravity of the situation,
-        I knew that our writer''s block would not be the only thing smashing through
-        on this particular coffee break.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2572'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You ask me if Lilly has ever cheated on me? I know for a
-        fact that my wife has always been faithful to me. So Mike why do you ask.
-        ?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You ask me if Lilly has ever cheated
-        on me? I know for a fact that my wife has always been faithful to me. So Mike
-        why do you ask. ?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2573'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Um, Steve, I think you should move your head.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Um, Steve, I think you should move your head.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2574'}
-    - {alt_description: '#Thatwillleaveamark', alt_type: text, primary_description: '#Thatwillleaveamark',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2575'}
-    - {alt_description: The food here hits you like a ton of bricks., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The food here hits you like a ton of bricks., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2576'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Dave, I think this is the right moment to tell you that I''ve
-        been having an affair with your wife. But I''m going to have to fire you again.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Dave, I think this is the right moment
-        to tell you that I''ve been having an affair with your wife. But I''m going
-        to have to fire you again.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2577'}
-    - {alt_description: You no longer need to worry about the market crashing., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You no longer need to worry about the market crashing.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2578'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The tip is included, if I remember.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The
-        tip is included, if I remember.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2579'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I mean, what else could possibly go wrong?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I mean, what else could possibly go wrong?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2580'}
-    - {alt_description: Like a fella once said ... "Ain't that a brick in the head!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Like a fella once said ... "Ain't that
-        a brick in the head!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2581'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, there are many dangers to being a spy.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yes, there are many dangers to being a spy.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2582'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have you ever considered investing in concrete?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Have you ever considered investing in concrete?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2583'}
-    - {alt_description: '"She''s seeing a guy named...', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"She''s
-        seeing a guy named...', primary_type: text, target_id: '2584'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "\u201DIs your insurance paid up?!", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "\u201DIs your insurance paid up?!", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2585'}
-    - {alt_description: And may the union god of ash blocks strike me down if I'm
-        lying!, alt_type: text, primary_description: And may the union god of ash
-        blocks strike me down if I'm lying!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2586'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I''m NOT kidding...I''m for Trump!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No, I''m NOT kidding...I''m for Trump!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2587'}
-    - {alt_description: 'See, I told you it would be good to get out and go to a real
-        brick and mortar establishment....', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'See,
-        I told you it would be good to get out and go to a real brick and mortar establishment....',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2588'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I probably shouldn''t have played hookie today, I have so
-        much work to do.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I probably shouldn''t
-        have played hookie today, I have so much work to do.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2589'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I said, "Screw you Freddy Newton, you don''t know what you''re
-        talking about".', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I said, "Screw you
-        Freddy Newton, you don''t know what you''re talking about".', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2590'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Just bought a lucky charms factory. How about you?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Just bought a lucky charms factory. How about you?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2591'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Some days you wake up and say to yourself, ''I just don''t
-        see how this could get any worse.''', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Some
-        days you wake up and say to yourself, ''I just don''t see how this could get
-        any worse.''', primary_type: text, target_id: '2592'}
-    - {alt_description: I keep waiting for a sign that she hasn't given up on us.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I keep waiting for a sign that she hasn't
-        given up on us., primary_type: text, target_id: '2593'}
-    - {alt_description: My broker says the bad news is finally behind us., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My broker says the bad news is finally behind us., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2594'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The directors may be furious, but I''m making you the new
-        CEO.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The directors may be furious,
-        but I''m making you the new CEO.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2595'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So what if Trump wins? What''s the worst that could happen?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So what if Trump wins? What''s the worst
-        that could happen?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2596'}
-    - {alt_description: My guess is that you would believe the scientific community
-        consensus if they said the sky was falling., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        guess is that you would believe the scientific community consensus if they
-        said the sky was falling., primary_type: text, target_id: '2597'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's block time to cement the deal., alt_type: text, primary_description: Let's
-        block time to cement the deal., primary_type: text, target_id: '2598'}
-    - {alt_description: Sidewalk dining ain't what it used to be., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Sidewalk dining ain't what it used to be., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2599'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Watch out Mike, they''re zooming in on us!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Watch out Mike, they''re zooming in on us!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2600'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yeah, I DID leave an 8% tip last time....it''s not like they
-        remember stuff like that.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yeah, I
-        DID leave an 8% tip last time....it''s not like they remember stuff like that.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2601'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''re right, every day is what you make of it.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You''re right, every day is what you make of it.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2602'}
-    - {alt_description: Hello from the other side..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Hello
-        from the other side..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2603'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My assistant blocked out 10 minutes for this meeting, but
-        I don''t think it''ll take that long.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My
-        assistant blocked out 10 minutes for this meeting, but I don''t think it''ll
-        take that long.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2604'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I was just sitting there, and then that''s when it hit me...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I was just sitting there, and then that''s
-        when it hit me...', primary_type: text, target_id: '2605'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Cream in the coffee is nice, but skim milk is healthier.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Cream in the coffee is nice, but skim
-        milk is healthier.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2606'}
-    - {alt_description: They say the coffee here is killer., alt_type: text, primary_description: They
-        say the coffee here is killer., primary_type: text, target_id: '2607'}
-    - {alt_description: Call me crazy but I've always a glass half full kinda guy.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Call me crazy but I've always a glass half
-        full kinda guy., primary_type: text, target_id: '2608'}
-    - {alt_description: I've got it! Now all I have to do is..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        got it! Now all I have to do is..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2609'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Now, quit interrupting me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Now,
-        quit interrupting me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2610'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think they noticed the typo?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you think they noticed the typo?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2611'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess it could be worse., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        guess it could be worse., primary_type: text, target_id: '2612'}
-    - {alt_description: Instant Karma's going to get you..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Instant
-        Karma's going to get you..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2613'}
-    - {alt_description: A writer's block is the least of your worries right now.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: A writer's block is the least of your worries
-        right now., primary_type: text, target_id: '2614'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Gosh, your horoscope was bang on.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Gosh,
-        your horoscope was bang on.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2615'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Safe as houses, I tell you.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Safe
-        as houses, I tell you.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2616'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "\u2026I mean, it's not like a cinderblock is\
-        \ going to fall on me.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "\u2026\
-        I mean, it's not like a cinderblock is going to fall on me.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2617'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Just sayin'', you shouldn''t have to tip for service.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Just sayin'', you shouldn''t have to tip for service.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2618'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I eat sensibly, I don''t smoke or drink, and I have the blood
-        pressure and metabolism of a teen-ager.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        eat sensibly, I don''t smoke or drink, and I have the blood pressure and metabolism
-        of a teen-ager.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2619'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m finally happy, you know?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m
-        finally happy, you know?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2620'}
-    - {alt_description: Look up and your pain of your lost job will be replaced.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Look up and your pain of your lost job
-        will be replaced., primary_type: text, target_id: '2621'}
-    - {alt_description: 'After thirty years of tests, I can finally share my breakthrough.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'After thirty years of tests, I can finally
-        share my breakthrough.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2622'}
-    - {alt_description: My pollster says I'm widely loved., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        pollster says I'm widely loved., primary_type: text, target_id: '2623'}
-    - {alt_description: Give me a day to get my head around this., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Give me a day to get my head around this., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2624'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How much did you tip the waiter?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How
-        much did you tip the waiter?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2625'}
-    - {alt_description: Let me get you an aspirin, alt_type: text, primary_description: Let
-        me get you an aspirin, primary_type: text, target_id: '2626'}
-    - {alt_description: I could finish my paper on synchronicity if only I had some
-        concrete evidence., alt_type: text, primary_description: I could finish my
-        paper on synchronicity if only I had some concrete evidence., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2627'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''re as white as ghost. Are you feeling well?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You''re as white as ghost. Are you feeling well?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2628'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t know, I''m feeling blocked.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        don''t know, I''m feeling blocked.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2629'}
-    - {alt_description: This day couldn't get any worse., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        day couldn't get any worse., primary_type: text, target_id: '2630'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I mean what''s the worst thing that could happen ?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I mean what''s the worst thing that could happen ?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2631'}
-    - {alt_description: Speaking concretely . . ., alt_type: text, primary_description: Speaking
-        concretely . . ., primary_type: text, target_id: '2632'}
-    - {alt_description: My first coffee since the brain surgery and so far no caffeine
-        jolt., alt_type: text, primary_description: My first coffee since the brain
-        surgery and so far no caffeine jolt., primary_type: text, target_id: '2633'}
-    - {alt_description: . . . and then my hopes were absolutely shattered., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: . . . and then my hopes were absolutely shattered., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2634'}
-    - {alt_description: I've been doing Crossfit so I'm prepared for not just the
-        unknown but the unknowable., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've been
-        doing Crossfit so I'm prepared for not just the unknown but the unknowable.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2635'}
-    - {alt_description: I hope we get our food soon. I don't have much time.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I hope we get our food soon. I don't have much time.",
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2636'}
-    - {alt_description: Coffee really helps me get away from writer's block., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Coffee really helps me get away from writer's block., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2637'}
-    - {alt_description: WAITER!!, alt_type: text, primary_description: WAITER!!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2638'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm having something different., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        having something different., primary_type: text, target_id: '2639'}
-    - {alt_description: I need to block CBS, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        need to block CBS, primary_type: text, target_id: '2640'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yeah, but you can get killed crossing the street.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yeah, but you can get killed crossing the street.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2641'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you going to finish that ?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        you going to finish that ?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2642'}
-    - {alt_description: No wonder this place only took six weeks to build., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: No wonder this place only took six weeks to build., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2643'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I don''t have anything scheduled this afternoon...why
-        do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, I don''t have anything
-        scheduled this afternoon...why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2644'}
-    - {alt_description: I've finally gotten over that migraine I had for the last
-        two weeks., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've finally gotten over
-        that migraine I had for the last two weeks., primary_type: text, target_id: '2645'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''re always telling me to block things out, Jim.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You''re always telling me to block things out, Jim.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2646'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yea, I''m short sellin ACME. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yea,
-        I''m short sellin ACME. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2647'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Man, this coffee sure hits you like a ton of bricks.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Man, this coffee sure hits you like a ton of bricks.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2648'}
-    - {alt_description: I wonder if the Chicken Little comes with a side., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wonder if the Chicken Little comes with a side., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2649'}
-    - {alt_description: Its gonna hit me hard., alt_type: text, primary_description: Its
-        gonna hit me hard., primary_type: text, target_id: '2650'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Something''s coming, I don''t know what it is, but it is...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Something''s coming, I don''t know what
-        it is, but it is...', primary_type: text, target_id: '2651'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll sign power of attorney over to you when we get back to
-        the office., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll sign power of attorney
-        over to you when we get back to the office., primary_type: text, target_id: '2652'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Rather than listening to me, you have your head in the clouds.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Rather than listening to me, you have
-        your head in the clouds.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2653'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm sensing a disturbance in the force., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        sensing a disturbance in the force., primary_type: text, target_id: '2654'}
-    - {alt_description: My shrink calls it "cinderblockophobia" -- it's an irrational
-        fear of building materials., alt_type: text, primary_description: My shrink
-        calls it "cinderblockophobia" -- it's an irrational fear of building materials.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2655'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Look, if there\u2019s no ceiling, then how are\
-        \ those lamps hanging there, huh? Explain that!", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Look,\
-        \ if there\u2019s no ceiling, then how are those lamps hanging there, huh?\
-        \ Explain that!", primary_type: text, target_id: '2656'}
-    - {alt_description: No way Donald Trump's ever going to know I didn't vote for
-        him., alt_type: text, primary_description: No way Donald Trump's ever going
-        to know I didn't vote for him., primary_type: text, target_id: '2657'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "At least it's not an anvil. That's so clich\xE9\
-        .", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "At least it's not an\
-        \ anvil. That's so clich\xE9.", primary_type: text, target_id: '2658'}
-    - {alt_description: You're right! Life is not fair!, alt_type: text, primary_description: You're
-        right! Life is not fair!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2659'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have you read "Things Fall Apart"?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Have
-        you read "Things Fall Apart"?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2660'}
-    - {alt_description: My life is so damn predictable., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        life is so damn predictable., primary_type: text, target_id: '2661'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So then she tells me she''s leaving me. What else could go
-        wrong this week?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So then she tells
-        me she''s leaving me. What else could go wrong this week?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2662'}
-    - {alt_description: 'As an actuary, I know all the risks.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'As
-        an actuary, I know all the risks.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2663'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I wonder how the artist feels about what happens next?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I wonder how the artist feels about what
-        happens next?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2664'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Duck! What duck?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Duck!
-        What duck?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2665'}
-    - {alt_description: Hmmm..maybe I won't say anything...I'm not crazy about this
-        deal., alt_type: text, primary_description: Hmmm..maybe I won't say anything...I'm
-        not crazy about this deal., primary_type: text, target_id: '2666'}
-    - {alt_description: I've been thinking of trying a flattop., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        been thinking of trying a flattop., primary_type: text, target_id: '2667'}
-    - {alt_description: '"So I thought, and thought, and thought, and then . . . .
-        .', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"So I thought, and thought, and
-        thought, and then . . . . .', primary_type: text, target_id: '2668'}
-    - {alt_description: What a morning on Monday feels like., alt_type: text, primary_description: What
-        a morning on Monday feels like., primary_type: text, target_id: '2669'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Now that I finally signed it, what''s next?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Now that I finally signed it, what''s next?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2670'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''re nuts, Luck has nothing to do with our success', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You''re nuts, Luck has nothing to do with our success',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2671'}
-    - {alt_description: I've led a charmed life., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        led a charmed life., primary_type: text, target_id: '2672'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, the restraining order didn''t specifically prohibit contact
-        by drone...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, the restraining order
-        didn''t specifically prohibit contact by drone...', primary_type: text, target_id: '2673'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't buy the notion that we're only on earth as long as
-        it pleases the man upstairs., alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't
-        buy the notion that we're only on earth as long as it pleases the man upstairs.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2674'}
-    - {alt_description: Everything I've ever done in my life has led me to this moment...,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Everything I've ever done in my life has
-        led me to this moment..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2675'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe it's a block-headed idea but..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Maybe
-        it's a block-headed idea but..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2676'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm too old to benefit from infrastructure improvements.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm too old to benefit from infrastructure
-        improvements., primary_type: text, target_id: '2677'}
-    - {alt_description: Careful. The meals here are heavy., alt_type: text, primary_description: Careful.
-        The meals here are heavy., primary_type: text, target_id: '2678'}
-    - {alt_description: My headache is finally gone!, alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        headache is finally gone!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2679'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t care what my doctor says, eating fast food is safe.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I don''t care what my doctor says, eating
-        fast food is safe.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2680'}
-    - {alt_description: 'That''s Cinderblock Mixologist. Here, let me get you a business
-        card.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'That''s Cinderblock Mixologist.
-        Here, let me get you a business card.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2681'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m no blockhead, Trump would make a great President.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m no blockhead, Trump would make a
-        great President.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2682'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I was just telling the boss, we need more contact with the
-        building blocks of our business.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        was just telling the boss, we need more contact with the building blocks of
-        our business.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2683'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The food was a bit heavy, but the decor...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'The food was a bit heavy, but the decor...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2684'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I have to wait for the idea to hit me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Sometimes I have to wait for the idea to hit me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2685'}
-    - {alt_description: Finally blocked all those emails I was getting from the church
-        of irony., alt_type: text, primary_description: Finally blocked all those
-        emails I was getting from the church of irony., primary_type: text, target_id: '2686'}
-    - {alt_description: I disagree ... Trump's through the roof!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I disagree ... Trump's through the roof!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2687'}
-    - {alt_description: This could be a New York Life moment., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        could be a New York Life moment., primary_type: text, target_id: '2688'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What would you say if I told you I just won the lottery?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What would you say if I told you I just
-        won the lottery?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2689'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I ordered the brick cheese on wheat toast. Why?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I ordered the brick cheese on wheat toast. Why?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2690'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Gary, I feel that now is the appropriate time to tell you
-        that your wife and I have been having an affair.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Gary,
-        I feel that now is the appropriate time to tell you that your wife and I have
-        been having an affair.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2691'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ve had a lot on my mind , "I''ve had a lot on my mind,
-        lately.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ve had a lot on my mind
-        , "I''ve had a lot on my mind, lately.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2692'}
-    - {alt_description: Probably best to keep the cover on your coffee., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Probably best to keep the cover on your coffee., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2693'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm not so sure this is such a good idea., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm not so sure this is such a good idea., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2694'}
-    - {alt_description: Things are really starting to look up for me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Things are really starting to look up for me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2695'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd like some concrete answers as soon as possible., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'd like some concrete answers as soon as possible., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2696'}
-    - {alt_description: I just remembered the good news that I wanted to tell you.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just remembered the good news that I
-        wanted to tell you., primary_type: text, target_id: '2697'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What karma?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        karma?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2698'}
-    - {alt_description: '...I mean, I''d rather DIE than vote for Trump', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...I mean, I''d rather DIE than vote for Trump', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2699'}
-    - {alt_description: Good thing Quantum Mechanics doesn't occur on the macroscopic
-        scale., alt_type: text, primary_description: Good thing Quantum Mechanics
-        doesn't occur on the macroscopic scale., primary_type: text, target_id: '2700'}
-    - {alt_description: My physician said the muffins are hazardous to my health.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: My physician said the muffins are hazardous
-        to my health., primary_type: text, target_id: '2701'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't know what I'm afraid of. Flying is safer than driving
-        . . ., alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't know what I'm afraid of.
-        Flying is safer than driving . . ., primary_type: text, target_id: '2702'}
-    - {alt_description: 'In Soviet Russia, brick smokes you!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'In
-        Soviet Russia, brick smokes you!', primary_type: text, target_id: '2703'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ah, Arnie, LEAN BACK QUICKLY!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ah,
-        Arnie, LEAN BACK QUICKLY!', primary_type: text, target_id: '2704'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, whatever?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh,
-        whatever?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2705'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I just need to come up with something really concrete, NOW!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I just need to come up with something
-        really concrete, NOW!', primary_type: text, target_id: '2706'}
-    - {alt_description: I suppose you also want me to believe in global warming...,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I suppose you also want me to believe in
-        global warming..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2707'}
-    - {alt_description: 'TOMORROW, I''LL BUY', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'TOMORROW,
-        I''LL BUY', primary_type: text, target_id: '2708'}
-    - {alt_description: I think our cyber waiter has arrived., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think our cyber waiter has arrived., primary_type: text, target_id: '2709'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What, like another cup of coffee''s gonna kill me?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What, like another cup of coffee''s gonna kill me?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2710'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll need time to consider your insurance plan., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'll need time to consider your insurance plan., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2711'}
-    - {alt_description: Revenge of the glass ceiling, alt_type: text, primary_description: Revenge
-        of the glass ceiling, primary_type: text, target_id: '2712'}
-    - {alt_description: I think we've struck a deal., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think we've struck a deal., primary_type: text, target_id: '2713'}
-    - {alt_description: Ten years of therapy and I finally believe that I don't have
-        a target on my head., alt_type: text, primary_description: Ten years of therapy
-        and I finally believe that I don't have a target on my head., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2714'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Really, what makes you think he''s a brick short?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Really, what makes you think he''s a brick short?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2715'}
-    - {alt_description: It seems like the boss has been coming down hard on me lately.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: It seems like the boss has been coming
-        down hard on me lately., primary_type: text, target_id: '2716'}
-    - {alt_description: 'That''s what I love about this place, the strongest coffee
-        and the heaviest bricks.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'That''s what
-        I love about this place, the strongest coffee and the heaviest bricks.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2717'}
-    - {alt_description: Yes. I will marry you., alt_type: text, primary_description: Yes.
-        I will marry you., primary_type: text, target_id: '2718'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever feel like...I dunno...something big''s about
-        to go down?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you ever feel like...I
-        dunno...something big''s about to go down?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2719'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and then, BAM! It hits me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and
-        then, BAM! It hits me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2720'}
-    - {alt_description: I try to live every day as if it was my last., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I try to live every day as if it was my last., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2721'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess a 25% tip won't kill me., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        guess a 25% tip won't kill me., primary_type: text, target_id: '2722'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I hate that new church, I hope a sinner blocks the door!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I hate that new church, I hope a sinner
-        blocks the door!', primary_type: text, target_id: '2723'}
-    - {alt_description: And then it hit me. It was like..., alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        then it hit me. It was like..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2724'}
-    - {alt_description: I've had this strange premonition all morning that this afternoon
-        would be a career change., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've had this
-        strange premonition all morning that this afternoon would be a career change.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2725'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm going to need more coffee for this meeting., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm going to need more coffee for this meeting., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2726'}
-    - {alt_description: I really feel that the contractor appreciated my recommendations.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I really feel that the contractor appreciated
-        my recommendations., primary_type: text, target_id: '2727'}
-    - {alt_description: I used to enjoy a drop of the hard stuff until a psychic told
-        me to avoid it., alt_type: text, primary_description: I used to enjoy a drop
-        of the hard stuff until a psychic told me to avoid it., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2728'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's cement the deal., alt_type: text, primary_description: Let's
-        cement the deal., primary_type: text, target_id: '2729'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ah, nice! No need to take a selfie.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ah,
-        nice! No need to take a selfie.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2730'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you mean, death is certain to come before taxes?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What do you mean, death is certain to
-        come before taxes?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2731'}
-    - {alt_description: If Trump's another Bush then God will give me a sign!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: If Trump's another Bush then God will give me a sign!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2732'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess I will pick-up the tab., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        guess I will pick-up the tab., primary_type: text, target_id: '2733'}
-    - {alt_description: 'George I don''t want to alarm you, but a heads-up.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'George I don''t want to alarm you, but a heads-up.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2734'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like the whole world is crumbling around me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel like the whole world is crumbling around me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2735'}
-    - {alt_description: Tell me your password -- QUICK!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Tell
-        me your password -- QUICK!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2736'}
-    - {alt_description: I was thinking of downloading the horoscope app on my watch...,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I was thinking of downloading the horoscope
-        app on my watch..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2737'}
-    - {alt_description: I just always feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to
-        drop., alt_type: text, primary_description: I just always feel like I'm waiting
-        for the other shoe to drop., primary_type: text, target_id: '2738'}
-    - {alt_description: The bartender sure is taking a long time with that cement
-        mixer..., alt_type: text, primary_description: The bartender sure is taking
-        a long time with that cement mixer..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2739'}
-    - {alt_description: 'They raised the premium on my life insurance policy, so l
-        canceled it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'They raised the premium
-        on my life insurance policy, so l canceled it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2740'}
-    - {alt_description: I think your days of waiting to be hit on the head with an
-        idea are over., alt_type: text, primary_description: I think your days of
-        waiting to be hit on the head with an idea are over., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2741'}
-    - {alt_description: 'On the rocks. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'On
-        the rocks. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2742'}
-    - {alt_description: Then the Grand Master told me any mason who turns atheist
-        better watch his back..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Then the Grand
-        Master told me any mason who turns atheist better watch his back..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2743'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s your ATM pin?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''s
-        your ATM pin?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2744'}
-    - {alt_description: I must have told them 100 times it tastes like concrete!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I must have told them 100 times it tastes
-        like concrete!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2745'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Damn, it was supposed to be a piano.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Damn,
-        it was supposed to be a piano.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2746'}
-    - {alt_description: I am sure your worries will be over soon, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I am sure your worries will be over soon, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2747'}
-    - {alt_description: If they forgot the soy mild again-its just gonna ruin my whole
-        day, alt_type: text, primary_description: If they forgot the soy mild again-its
-        just gonna ruin my whole day, primary_type: text, target_id: '2748'}
-    - {alt_description: Another parking ticket is probably the least of my worries.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Another parking ticket is probably the
-        least of my worries., primary_type: text, target_id: '2749'}
-    - {alt_description: '... but - as they say - all''s well that ends well...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '... but - as they say - all''s well that ends well...',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2750'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever have those days, when the whole world seems to
-        coming down around you.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you ever
-        have those days, when the whole world seems to coming down around you.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2751'}
-    - {alt_description: I've always made sure I'm in the right place at the right
-        time., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've always made sure I'm in the
-        right place at the right time., primary_type: text, target_id: '2752'}
-    - {alt_description: I love my new attention deficit pills., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        love my new attention deficit pills., primary_type: text, target_id: '2753'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did I ever wish I had Spidey sense? Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did I ever wish I had Spidey sense? Why do you ask?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2754'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You shouldn''t speak with your mouth full ... what is ''looogowwtmmooov''?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You shouldn''t speak with your mouth full
-        ... what is ''looogowwtmmooov''?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2755'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Tut, tut! Looks like pain', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Tut,
-        tut! Looks like pain', primary_type: text, target_id: '2756'}
-    - {alt_description: There's no way he can get Mexico to pay for it...and building
-        supplies don't just magically fall from the sky., alt_type: text, primary_description: There's
-        no way he can get Mexico to pay for it...and building supplies don't just
-        magically fall from the sky., primary_type: text, target_id: '2757'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t worry, there''s no such thing as karma.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Don''t worry, there''s no such thing as karma.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2758'}
-    - {alt_description: They must think we're blockheads., alt_type: text, primary_description: They
-        must think we're blockheads., primary_type: text, target_id: '2759'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So the cement union''s not happy, how''s that going to affect
-        me personally?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So the cement union''s
-        not happy, how''s that going to affect me personally?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2760'}
-    - {alt_description: First time ever two really good things happened for me today,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: First time ever two really good things
-        happened for me today, primary_type: text, target_id: '2761'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Newton''s Law? Just another example of science run amok.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Newton''s Law? Just another example of
-        science run amok.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2762'}
-    - {alt_description: Watch out! Scott Walker blew up the union!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Watch out! Scott Walker blew up the union!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2763'}
-    - {alt_description: Put yourself in my place., alt_type: text, primary_description: Put
-        yourself in my place., primary_type: text, target_id: '2764'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sometimes life throws you a curve ball, and you have to deal
-        with it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sometimes life throws you
-        a curve ball, and you have to deal with it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2765'}
-    - {alt_description: Good thing you did not ask for two lumps!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Good thing you did not ask for two lumps!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2766'}
-    - {alt_description: Life surprises you with the most unexpcted events when you
-        least expect it., alt_type: text, primary_description: Life surprises you
-        with the most unexpcted events when you least expect it., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2767'}
-    - {alt_description: Helen texted I should expect her answer anytime now., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Helen texted I should expect her answer anytime now., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2768'}
-    - {alt_description: You will not believe the week I've had., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        will not believe the week I've had., primary_type: text, target_id: '2769'}
-    - {alt_description: Someone's about to be a real blockhead., alt_type: text, primary_description: Someone's
-        about to be a real blockhead., primary_type: text, target_id: '2770'}
-    - {alt_description: I just feel this great weight coming down on me, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just feel this great weight coming down on me, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2771'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Lumber is up, but concrete blocks are falling!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Lumber is up, but concrete blocks are falling!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2772'}
-    - {alt_description: They know me here. I don't even bother to tip anymore., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: They know me here. I don't even bother to tip anymore.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2773'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then I said to myself, "Bill, you gotta make some concrete
-        plans for your future."', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And then I
-        said to myself, "Bill, you gotta make some concrete plans for your future."',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2774'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think the April Fools pranks are getting out of hand
-        this year?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you think the April
-        Fools pranks are getting out of hand this year?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2775'}
-    - {alt_description: I hear writers block can be cured with a good whack to the
-        head, alt_type: text, primary_description: I hear writers block can be cured
-        with a good whack to the head, primary_type: text, target_id: '2776'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I\u2019m not sure you comprehend the gravity\
-        \ of this situation.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "I\u2019\
-        m not sure you comprehend the gravity of this situation.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2777'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Thst''s some concrete evidence there Ed, but no foundation
-        to support it', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Thst''s some concrete
-        evidence there Ed, but no foundation to support it', primary_type: text, target_id: '2778'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Now, did you ever complete that will of yours?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Now, did you ever complete that will of yours?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2779'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And if Donald Trump isn''t the best candidate of the whole
-        pack, may a great cinder block strike me on the head RIGHT NOW!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'And if Donald Trump isn''t the best candidate of the whole
-        pack, may a great cinder block strike me on the head RIGHT NOW!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2780'}
-    - {alt_description: '- I like your idea but you have to make it more concrete
-        to convince me', alt_type: text, primary_description: '- I like your idea
-        but you have to make it more concrete to convince me', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2781'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, well.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh, well.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2782'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What makes you think that I didn''t get what you were just
-        hinting at?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What makes you think that
-        I didn''t get what you were just hinting at?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2783'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, Ignatz!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh, Ignatz!',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2784'}
-    - {alt_description: when your almost warn your bro but you remember when he played
-        you last yar, alt_type: text, primary_description: when your almost warn your
-        bro but you remember when he played you last yar, primary_type: text, target_id: '2785'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s a four letter word for karma?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''s
-        a four letter word for karma?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2786'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Not one brick, I told her.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Not
-        one brick, I told her.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2787'}
-    - {alt_description: The cab missed me by inches, alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        cab missed me by inches, primary_type: text, target_id: '2788'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You keep telling me to get some life insurance, but I think
-        I''ll wait a bit.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You keep telling
-        me to get some life insurance, but I think I''ll wait a bit.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2789'}
-    - {alt_description: I think you are right. We did eat here on the same day 20
-        years ago., alt_type: text, primary_description: I think you are right. We
-        did eat here on the same day 20 years ago., primary_type: text, target_id: '2790'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I was the building inspector in this town, long time ago.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I was the building inspector in this town,
-        long time ago.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2791'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever since we broke up, I feel as though a huge weight has
-        been lifted off my shoulders', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ever
-        since we broke up, I feel as though a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2792'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't know... it's nothing concrete., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't know... it's nothing concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '2793'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m telling you, Frank, you''re in for a rude awakening
-        with all that gluten and read meat...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m
-        telling you, Frank, you''re in for a rude awakening with all that gluten and
-        read meat...', primary_type: text, target_id: '2794'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Deep down inside, I guess I''m an optimist.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Deep down inside, I guess I''m an optimist.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2795'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't know if I'm ready for the suicide cafe., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't know if I'm ready for the suicide cafe., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2796'}
-    - {alt_description: May the ceiling fall on me if this isn't a great deal!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: May the ceiling fall on me if this isn't a great deal!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2797'}
-    - {alt_description: Black Swans Unlimited had the lowest bid., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Black Swans Unlimited had the lowest bid., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2798'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Trump tower. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Trump
-        tower. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2799'}
-    - {alt_description: First let's define the terms more concretely., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: First let's define the terms more concretely., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2800'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When will the renovations be done?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'When
-        will the renovations be done?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2801'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ve been meaning to make a will. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''ve been meaning to make a will. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2802'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I can''t even get the right order for my coffee. Boy, I''m
-        a real loser, aren''t I?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I can''t
-        even get the right order for my coffee. Boy, I''m a real loser, aren''t I?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2803'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I said "Doris, I''d sooner be stoned than agree to that property
-        settlement."', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I said "Doris, I''d sooner
-        be stoned than agree to that property settlement."', primary_type: text, target_id: '2804'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Election 2016: When God watches campaign coverage.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Election 2016: When God watches campaign coverage.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2805'}
-    - {alt_description: Only fools embrace black swan theory., alt_type: text, primary_description: Only
-        fools embrace black swan theory., primary_type: text, target_id: '2806'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m at my wit''s end, Al.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m
-        at my wit''s end, Al.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2807'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I told him, I don''t care where you cut the cost. Just
-        be creative so we get our incentive, and no one will be the wi...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So I told him, I don''t care where you cut the cost. Just
-        be creative so we get our incentive, and no one will be the wi...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2808'}
-    - {alt_description: I just wish I could block it out of my mind., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just wish I could block it out of my mind., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2809'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Surprisingly, I''ve had worse dates.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Surprisingly,
-        I''ve had worse dates.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2810'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh my god, the dream with my boss is coming true!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Oh my god, the dream with my boss is coming true!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2811'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think God will punish me for not leaving a tip?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you think God will punish me for not
-        leaving a tip?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2812'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just waiting for something concrete to hit me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm just waiting for something concrete to hit me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2813'}
-    - {alt_description: For years I felt like my life was doomed and then I realized
-        it was just my attitude., alt_type: text, primary_description: For years I
-        felt like my life was doomed and then I realized it was just my attitude.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2814'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh God, I was kidding!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh
-        God, I was kidding!', primary_type: text, target_id: '2815'}
-    - {alt_description: Please don't tell me it's that cinder block again., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Please don't tell me it's that cinder block again., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2816'}
-    - {alt_description: Writer's block may be the least of your worries., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Writer's block may be the least of your worries., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2817'}
-    - {alt_description: I thought Acme went out of business when kids all got their
-        own iPads., alt_type: text, primary_description: I thought Acme went out of
-        business when kids all got their own iPads., primary_type: text, target_id: '2818'}
-    - {alt_description: I like one lump with my coffee., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        like one lump with my coffee., primary_type: text, target_id: '2819'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Bricks and mortar business are the only rock solid investment,
-        ...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Bricks and mortar business are
-        the only rock solid investment, ...', primary_type: text, target_id: '2820'}
-    - {alt_description: Sorry my mouth is full., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sorry
-        my mouth is full., primary_type: text, target_id: '2821'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My mother always told me that if I''m in a quandary, just
-        contemplate for a moment and then something will knock some sense into you.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My mother always told me that if I''m
-        in a quandary, just contemplate for a moment and then something will knock
-        some sense into you.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2822'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What could possibly happen? My prenup incorporates every
-        fail-safe mechanism that one can imagine. She may as well call it a day and
-        move on.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What could possibly happen?
-        My prenup incorporates every fail-safe mechanism that one can imagine. She
-        may as well call it a day and move on.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2823'}
-    - {alt_description: The odds of Trump becoming president are about the same as.
-        . ., alt_type: text, primary_description: The odds of Trump becoming president
-        are about the same as. . ., primary_type: text, target_id: '2824'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll bring in my own drink if I want to and they can't do
-        anything about it., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll bring in my
-        own drink if I want to and they can't do anything about it., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2825'}
-    - {alt_description: I have a magnetic personality., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        have a magnetic personality., primary_type: text, target_id: '2826'}
-    - {alt_description: I was wondering what it would be like if Trump became President...
-        and then it hit me., alt_type: text, primary_description: I was wondering
-        what it would be like if Trump became President... and then it hit me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2827'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Fred, I''m going to miss these morning coffee breaks.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Fred, I''m going to miss these morning coffee breaks.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2828'}
-    - {alt_description: No problem. I will get the check., alt_type: text, primary_description: No
-        problem. I will get the check., primary_type: text, target_id: '2829'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I''m just walking down the street, minding my own business,
-        and this bird poops on my head.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        I''m just walking down the street, minding my own business, and this bird
-        poops on my head.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2830'}
-    - {alt_description: I would have settled for the other shoe., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I would have settled for the other shoe., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2831'}
-    - {alt_description: And that's final!, alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        that's final!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2832'}
-    - {alt_description: I think this building is owned by Trump, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think this building is owned by Trump, primary_type: text, target_id: '2833'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I told her just to cancel my life insurance since I work
-        in an office. What could happen to me?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        I told her just to cancel my life insurance since I work in an office. What
-        could happen to me?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2834'}
-    - {alt_description: Destiny should be here any second for our meeting., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Destiny should be here any second for our meeting., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2835'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, is this your first time back after they renovated?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, is this your first time back after
-        they renovated?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2836'}
-    - {alt_description: All it really takes is one cup of coffee and I can honestly
-        say I no longer feel as though I'm one brick short of a load., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: All it really takes is one cup of coffee and I can honestly
-        say I no longer feel as though I'm one brick short of a load., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2837'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd better be getting home before it rains., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'd better be getting home before it rains., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2838'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t know, Jim...I just keep waiting for a sign.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I don''t know, Jim...I just keep waiting for a sign.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2839'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think Acme would notice if we expensed this lunch.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't think Acme would notice if we expensed
-        this lunch., primary_type: text, target_id: '2840'}
-    - {alt_description: Incoming, alt_type: text, primary_description: Incoming, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2841'}
-    - {alt_description: Lunch is getting pretty boring..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Lunch
-        is getting pretty boring..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2842'}
-    - {alt_description: '''Ahhhh....you know what Bob, I''ll get the check next time''',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '''Ahhhh....you know what Bob, I''ll get
-        the check next time''', primary_type: text, target_id: '2843'}
-    - {alt_description: Fred was discussing his writers block with his editor when
-        it suddenly hit him., alt_type: text, primary_description: Fred was discussing
-        his writers block with his editor when it suddenly hit him., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2844'}
-    - {alt_description: I insist! You can get the next one., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        insist! You can get the next one., primary_type: text, target_id: '2845'}
-    - {alt_description: Order the frozen peas., alt_type: text, primary_description: Order
-        the frozen peas., primary_type: text, target_id: '2846'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Bill, you look distracted, is it because our profits are
-        dropping like a rock?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Bill, you look
-        distracted, is it because our profits are dropping like a rock?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2847'}
-    - {alt_description: Paul sure seemed to take the news of his redundancy well.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Paul sure seemed to take the news of his
-        redundancy well., primary_type: text, target_id: '2848'}
-    - {alt_description: Then Trumps tells us to be vigilant - that the RNC is everywhere.......,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Then Trumps tells us to be vigilant - that
-        the RNC is everywhere......., primary_type: text, target_id: '2849'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Real quickly, any other ideas?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Real
-        quickly, any other ideas?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2850'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Cheer up, Al- the sun will come out tomorrow.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Cheer up, Al- the sun will come out tomorrow.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2851'}
-    - {alt_description: I hate metaphors, alt_type: text, primary_description: I hate
-        metaphors, primary_type: text, target_id: '2852'}
-    - {alt_description: I hear this Starbucks is a designated safe space., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I hear this Starbucks is a designated safe space., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2853'}
-    - {alt_description: Everybody must get stoned., alt_type: text, primary_description: Everybody
-        must get stoned., primary_type: text, target_id: '2854'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Brutalism, has recently got my attention.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Brutalism, has recently got my attention.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2855'}
-    - {alt_description: The divorce is not concrete., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        divorce is not concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '2856'}
-    - {alt_description: New Yorker's in trouble. I hear the cartoonists are killing
-        off everyone now., alt_type: text, primary_description: New Yorker's in trouble.
-        I hear the cartoonists are killing off everyone now., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2857'}
-    - {alt_description: the espresso shots here give you a real jolt., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: the espresso shots here give you a real jolt., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2858'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Last time I ignored it. You see, existence needs concep--',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Last time I ignored it. You see, existence
-        needs concep--', primary_type: text, target_id: '2859'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm very optimistic about the economy., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        very optimistic about the economy., primary_type: text, target_id: '2860'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm so glad they kept this place open during remodeling.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm so glad they kept this place open during
-        remodeling., primary_type: text, target_id: '2861'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yeah,I definitely feel a change of luck is in the air!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yeah,I definitely feel a change of luck
-        is in the air!', primary_type: text, target_id: '2862'}
-    - {alt_description: 'To be honest, Phil, things just haven''t been going my way
-        lately.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'To be honest, Phil, things
-        just haven''t been going my way lately.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2863'}
-    - {alt_description: she just blocked me on "Cinder", alt_type: text, primary_description: she
-        just blocked me on "Cinder", primary_type: text, target_id: '2864'}
-    - {alt_description: I am ready for a coffee "break"., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        am ready for a coffee "break"., primary_type: text, target_id: '2865'}
-    - {alt_description: Looks like Chicken Little is into construction., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Looks like Chicken Little is into construction., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2866'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Has an idea ever struck you out of the blue?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Has an idea ever struck you out of the blue?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2867'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes diet and exercise just isn't enough., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Sometimes diet and exercise just isn't enough., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2868'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Damocles? Damocles? Wasn''t he with Lehman Brothers?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Damocles? Damocles? Wasn''t he with Lehman Brothers?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2869'}
-    - {alt_description: I just have so much on my mind., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just have so much on my mind., primary_type: text, target_id: '2870'}
-    - {alt_description: 'According to my horoscope, I should expect a windfall.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'According to my horoscope, I should expect
-        a windfall.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2871'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Look, Fred, nobody really NEEDS insurance.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Look, Fred, nobody really NEEDS insurance.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2872'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What kind of diner doesn''t offer a Grand Slam?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What kind of diner doesn''t offer a Grand Slam?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2873'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do I need an act of God to break out of this rut?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do I need an act of God to break out of this rut?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2874'}
-    - {alt_description: Brick & mortar just isn't relevant anymore., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Brick & mortar just isn't relevant anymore., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2875'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Superstitious? No. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Superstitious?
-        No. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2876'}
-    - {alt_description: I've finally overcome my irrational fear of being hit by a
-        falling concrete block., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've finally
-        overcome my irrational fear of being hit by a falling concrete block., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2877'}
-    - {alt_description: The wife and I are having a little disagreement over our kitchen
-        reno., alt_type: text, primary_description: The wife and I are having a little
-        disagreement over our kitchen reno., primary_type: text, target_id: '2878'}
-    - {alt_description: Doing my taxes at the last minute is stressful. I heard Block
-        could help clear my head., alt_type: text, primary_description: Doing my taxes
-        at the last minute is stressful. I heard Block could help clear my head.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2879'}
-    - {alt_description: Life's boring. Nothing ever happens to me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Life's boring. Nothing ever happens to me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2880'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s the section of a ceiling beam. Why?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'It''s the section of a ceiling beam. Why?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2881'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, there''s always tomorrow.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        there''s always tomorrow.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2882'}
-    - {alt_description: I've been thinking about building a wall., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've been thinking about building a wall., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2883'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess I'll get the check., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        guess I'll get the check., primary_type: text, target_id: '2884'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I don\u2019t know if it was exactly a TON of\
-        \ bricks\u2026", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "I don\u2019\
-        t know if it was exactly a TON of bricks\u2026", primary_type: text, target_id: '2885'}
-    - {alt_description: I just don't know what I'm going to do with the rest of my
-        life......, alt_type: text, primary_description: I just don't know what I'm
-        going to do with the rest of my life......, primary_type: text, target_id: '2886'}
-    - {alt_description: You have no idea what's going through my mind right now .
-        . ., alt_type: text, primary_description: You have no idea what's going through
-        my mind right now . . ., primary_type: text, target_id: '2887'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I already have adequate insurance., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think I already have adequate insurance., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2888'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll start by providing you with some foundation., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'll start by providing you with some foundation., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2889'}
-    - {alt_description: The gods are mad at us., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        gods are mad at us., primary_type: text, target_id: '2890'}
-    - {alt_description: IT'S ALL ABOUT MANAGING DOWNSIDE RISK., alt_type: text, primary_description: IT'S
-        ALL ABOUT MANAGING DOWNSIDE RISK., primary_type: text, target_id: '2891'}
-    - {alt_description: Look up in the air!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Look
-        up in the air!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2892'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you ever have one of those days when you wished that
-        it would all end?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did you ever have
-        one of those days when you wished that it would all end?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2893'}
-    - {alt_description: I told my ex I'll take her back if she drops some weight.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I told my ex I'll take her back if she
-        drops some weight., primary_type: text, target_id: '2894'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m out of ideas, Phil. I need something concrete to strike
-        me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m out of ideas, Phil. I need
-        something concrete to strike me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2895'}
-    - {alt_description: And then it literally hit me..., alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        then it literally hit me..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2896'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm dying for another cup of coffee., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        dying for another cup of coffee., primary_type: text, target_id: '2897'}
-    - {alt_description: Almost ran over an actual Road Runner with my car on a business
-        trip to Arizona last week. Those things are fast., alt_type: text, primary_description: Almost
-        ran over an actual Road Runner with my car on a business trip to Arizona last
-        week. Those things are fast., primary_type: text, target_id: '2898'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd get that coffee to go..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'd
-        get that coffee to go..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2899'}
-    - {alt_description: I need something more concrete than just "a sign.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I need something more concrete than just "a sign.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2900'}
-    - {alt_description: '"It is what it is" just isn''t doing it for me anymore.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '"It is what it is" just isn''t doing it
-        for me anymore.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2901'}
-    - {alt_description: In the cement business irony goes over everybody's head.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: In the cement business irony goes over
-        everybody's head., primary_type: text, target_id: '2902'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Your argument is too abstract, can you be more concrete?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Your argument is too abstract, can you
-        be more concrete?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2903'}
-    - {alt_description: When the reality of Bernie Sanders nears you!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: When the reality of Bernie Sanders nears you!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2904'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't worry about any backlash from the Bricklayers' Union.
-        They're pretty harmless., alt_type: text, primary_description: Don't worry
-        about any backlash from the Bricklayers' Union. They're pretty harmless.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2905'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If it''s not one thing, it''s another.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If it''s not one thing, it''s another.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2906'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So then she says, "Something really bad is going to happen
-        to you today."', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So then she says, "Something
-        really bad is going to happen to you today."', primary_type: text, target_id: '2907'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm thinking cinder block., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        thinking cinder block., primary_type: text, target_id: '2908'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sorry, what did you just say about the duck.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Sorry, what did you just say about the duck.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2909'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you order the flat iron steak?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you order the flat iron steak?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2910'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, and let me get the check on this lunch--I cannot remember
-        the last time I did...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh, and let
-        me get the check on this lunch--I cannot remember the last time I did...',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2911'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Today''s Special...Squash?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Today''s
-        Special...Squash?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2912'}
-    - {alt_description: That's about all the time I can block out for now., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: That's about all the time I can block out for now., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2913'}
-    - {alt_description: '"I''ll have the Grande Concussion with an extra shot, a splatter
-        of heavy cream, and 2 sugars".', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"I''ll
-        have the Grande Concussion with an extra shot, a splatter of heavy cream,
-        and 2 sugars".', primary_type: text, target_id: '2914'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I insult you and the the best you can do is "blockhead?"',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I insult you and the the best you can
-        do is "blockhead?"', primary_type: text, target_id: '2915'}
-    - {alt_description: 'While his sensei often warned him to expect the unexpected,
-        this particular trial struck Owen as being a bit unfair.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'While his sensei often warned him to expect the unexpected,
-        this particular trial struck Owen as being a bit unfair.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2916'}
-    - {alt_description: And I was sure this cafe was rated 4 stars..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And I was sure this cafe was rated 4 stars..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2917'}
-    - {alt_description: No one has to hit me with a brick before I get the message,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: No one has to hit me with a brick before
-        I get the message, primary_type: text, target_id: '2918'}
-    - {alt_description: I got a letter about an audit from the IRS this morning--talk
-        about a crappy start to the day., alt_type: text, primary_description: I got
-        a letter about an audit from the IRS this morning--talk about a crappy start
-        to the day., primary_type: text, target_id: '2919'}
-    - {alt_description: We used to have a lot to talk about., alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        used to have a lot to talk about., primary_type: text, target_id: '2920'}
-    - {alt_description: Fred I just can't shake the feeling of doom, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Fred I just can't shake the feeling of doom, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2921'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you hungry? What made you think of duck?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Are you hungry? What made you think of duck?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2922'}
-    - {alt_description: I had the weirdest dream last night, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        had the weirdest dream last night, primary_type: text, target_id: '2923'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I think I''m a few days late, but for the couple sitting
-        on the subway tracks: You said the D train was under service this weekend
-        and wasn''t running!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I think I''m
-        a few days late, but for the couple sitting on the subway tracks: You said
-        the D train was under service this weekend and wasn''t running!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2924'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't do destination funerals, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't do destination funerals, primary_type: text, target_id: '2925'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Of course no one else knows this, but...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Of course no one else knows this, but...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2926'}
-    - {alt_description: Opportunities just seam to fall out of the sky for me lately,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Opportunities just seam to fall out of
-        the sky for me lately, primary_type: text, target_id: '2927'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Son, it''s time I told you the secret to life...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Son, it''s time I told you the secret to life...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2928'}
-    - {alt_description: I want to talk to you about the money you owe me, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I want to talk to you about the money you owe me, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2929'}
-    - {alt_description: It will hit like a ton of bricks!, alt_type: text, primary_description: It
-        will hit like a ton of bricks!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2930'}
-    - {alt_description: I have to stop moping around like the sky is falling., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I have to stop moping around like the sky is falling.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2931'}
-    - {alt_description: Anyway -- you'll never guess what happened next., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Anyway -- you'll never guess what happened next., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2932'}
-    - {alt_description: Man.. I am ready for a change..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Man..
-        I am ready for a change..., primary_type: text, target_id: '2933'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and not you, or anyone, or any thing is going to stop
-        me...', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and not you, or anyone, or
-        any thing is going to stop me...', primary_type: text, target_id: '2934'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I feel about as interesting as a cinder block.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes I feel about as interesting as
-        a cinder block., primary_type: text, target_id: '2935'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I told her, ''Here''s a tip, honey. Get a real job.''',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I told her, ''Here''s a tip, honey.
-        Get a real job.''', primary_type: text, target_id: '2936'}
-    - {alt_description: He's not that hard headed., alt_type: text, primary_description: He's
-        not that hard headed., primary_type: text, target_id: '2937'}
-    - {alt_description: This is a great place to meet. They're always so on top of
-        things., alt_type: text, primary_description: This is a great place to meet.
-        They're always so on top of things., primary_type: text, target_id: '2938'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I\u2019ll grant you that occasionally NSA tactics\
-        \ lack subtlety.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "I\u2019\
-        ll grant you that occasionally NSA tactics lack subtlety.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2939'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Infrastructure, Shminfrastructure!!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Infrastructure,
-        Shminfrastructure!!', primary_type: text, target_id: '2940'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Who was the guy -- I just read his obit -- who wrote Only
-        the Paranoid Survive?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Who was the
-        guy -- I just read his obit -- who wrote Only the Paranoid Survive?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2941'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m not sure what my last meal would be. Why do you ask?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m not sure what my last meal would
-        be. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2942'}
-    - {alt_description: I can really feel a headache coming on., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        can really feel a headache coming on., primary_type: text, target_id: '2943'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I worked non-profits for years, until I had a falling out
-        with the foundation', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I worked non-profits
-        for years, until I had a falling out with the foundation', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2944'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm glad I didn't send my wrap back., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        glad I didn't send my wrap back., primary_type: text, target_id: '2945'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I probably should not have called our contractor a blockhead,
-        but....', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I probably should not have
-        called our contractor a blockhead, but....', primary_type: text, target_id: '2946'}
-    - {alt_description: I Will Never Get Married Again !, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        Will Never Get Married Again !, primary_type: text, target_id: '2947'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Uh, I just wanted to thank you for picking this place away
-        from the office to fire me .', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Uh, I
-        just wanted to thank you for picking this place away from the office to fire
-        me .', primary_type: text, target_id: '2948'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If you mess with the timeline, the world fixes itself.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If you mess with the timeline, the world
-        fixes itself.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2949'}
-    - {alt_description: 'We shaved the materials budget, be we feel good about the
-        bottom line.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'We shaved the materials
-        budget, be we feel good about the bottom line.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2950'}
-    - {alt_description: You're absolutely right! I WILL start saving for retirement
-        today!, alt_type: text, primary_description: You're absolutely right! I WILL
-        start saving for retirement today!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2951'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did I tell you my ex went back to school for masonry?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did I tell you my ex went back to school for masonry?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2952'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Helen from upstairs said she just couldn''t stand the thought
-        of even one more lunch meeting this week, but I have a feeling it really had
-        more to do with her feelings for me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Helen
-        from upstairs said she just couldn''t stand the thought of even one more lunch
-        meeting this week, but I have a feeling it really had more to do with her
-        feelings for me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2953'}
-    - {alt_description: Foresight got me where I am now., alt_type: text, primary_description: Foresight
-        got me where I am now., primary_type: text, target_id: '2954'}
-    - {alt_description: 'We really must make more of an effort to end your sessions
-        on time, Edward.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'We really must make
-        more of an effort to end your sessions on time, Edward.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2955'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Life is so unpredictable, isn''t it?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Life
-        is so unpredictable, isn''t it?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2956'}
-    - {alt_description: Lunch with you is always a headache just waiting to happen.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Lunch with you is always a headache just
-        waiting to happen., primary_type: text, target_id: '2957'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd still vote for him., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'd
-        still vote for him., primary_type: text, target_id: '2958'}
-    - {alt_description: Should've seen this one coming., alt_type: text, primary_description: Should've
-        seen this one coming., primary_type: text, target_id: '2959'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm sure glad we worked-out those problems with the unions.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm sure glad we worked-out those problems
-        with the unions., primary_type: text, target_id: '2960'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sorry Bill but I have to run...I have a 10:30 appointment
-        downtown.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sorry Bill but I have to
-        run...I have a 10:30 appointment downtown.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2961'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, at least it isn''t a sword.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        at least it isn''t a sword.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2962'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe I should try the duck., alt_type: text, primary_description: Maybe
-        I should try the duck., primary_type: text, target_id: '2963'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, Bob, looks like I won''t have to let you go after all.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well, Bob, looks like I won''t have to
-        let you go after all.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2964'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I tell you Martin I feel really lucky today, we moved into
-        the perfect position.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I tell you Martin
-        I feel really lucky today, we moved into the perfect position.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2965'}
-    - {alt_description: President Tump said this would happen if Bob didn't pay his
-        Wall Tax., alt_type: text, primary_description: President Tump said this would
-        happen if Bob didn't pay his Wall Tax., primary_type: text, target_id: '2966'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And if that wasn''t enough, out of the clear blue sky she
-        calls me a blockhead.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And if that
-        wasn''t enough, out of the clear blue sky she calls me a blockhead.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2967'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Tech neck?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Tech neck?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2968'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m worried--my dog died, my wife left me and they say bad
-        things happen in threes.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m worried--my
-        dog died, my wife left me and they say bad things happen in threes.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2969'}
-    - {alt_description: so far this has been tough day, alt_type: text, primary_description: so
-        far this has been tough day, primary_type: text, target_id: '2970'}
-    - {alt_description: Get ready for the paleo coffee!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Get
-        ready for the paleo coffee!, primary_type: text, target_id: '2971'}
-    - {alt_description: I expect to hear back from the Foundation any moment now.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I expect to hear back from the Foundation
-        any moment now., primary_type: text, target_id: '2972'}
-    - {alt_description: And all this time I thought the headaches were from the alcohol.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: And all this time I thought the headaches
-        were from the alcohol., primary_type: text, target_id: '2973'}
-    - {alt_description: I called him a blockhead for believing in karma., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I called him a blockhead for believing in karma., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2974'}
-    - {alt_description: Theres absolutely nothing that can go wrong with this plan.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Theres absolutely nothing that can go wrong
-        with this plan., primary_type: text, target_id: '2975'}
-    - {alt_description: They say green tea aids brain function, alt_type: text, primary_description: They
-        say green tea aids brain function, primary_type: text, target_id: '2976'}
-    - {alt_description: Stuart never should have ordered a flat white, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Stuart never should have ordered a flat white, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2977'}
-    - {alt_description: I think they need our table., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think they need our table., primary_type: text, target_id: '2978'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd never let Trump build a wall in my uterus., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'd never let Trump build a wall in my uterus., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2979'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Could you concretize that idea for me?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Could you concretize that idea for me?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2980'}
-    - {alt_description: I need something stronger to wake me this morning., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I need something stronger to wake me this morning., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2981'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Better drink that fast, Damocles!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Better
-        drink that fast, Damocles!', primary_type: text, target_id: '2982'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I was looking for a way to cut down on construction costs
-        and, just like that, it hit me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        was looking for a way to cut down on construction costs and, just like that,
-        it hit me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2983'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Humphrey, an eerie feeling grips hold of me! A very weighty
-        matter overshadows my mind! Best to confess major blocked sin! I cemented
-        an affair with your vainglorious wife. Ha, we both began and broke off tryst
-        while snacking on graham crackers!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Humphrey,
-        an eerie feeling grips hold of me! A very weighty matter overshadows my mind!
-        Best to confess major blocked sin! I cemented an affair with your vainglorious
-        wife. Ha, we both began and broke off tryst while snacking on graham crackers!',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2984'}
-    - {alt_description: 'the divorce went well, don''t you think ?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'the divorce went well, don''t you think ?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2985'}
-    - {alt_description: '.. She says she won''t. He says he will. But what we really
-        need, is a sign from above', alt_type: text, primary_description: '.. She
-        says she won''t. He says he will. But what we really need, is a sign from
-        above', primary_type: text, target_id: '2986'}
-    - {alt_description: I wonder if his office is bigger than mine..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wonder if his office is bigger than mine..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2987'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like I've finally gotten rid of that dark cloud that's
-        been hanging over my head., alt_type: text, primary_description: I feel like
-        I've finally gotten rid of that dark cloud that's been hanging over my head.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '2988'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't remember that being on the menu., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't remember that being on the menu., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2989'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, when Concrete Union #61 threatened to strike, I said
-        "Go right ahead," and I hired a platoon of scabs in two flicks of a trowel.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, when Concrete Union #61 threatened
-        to strike, I said "Go right ahead," and I hired a platoon of scabs in two
-        flicks of a trowel.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2990'}
-    - {alt_description: That's going to hurt the Yelp review., alt_type: text, primary_description: That's
-        going to hurt the Yelp review., primary_type: text, target_id: '2991'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think I''m a block head?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you think I''m a block head?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2992'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't look now or you will have a broken nose., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Don't look now or you will have a broken nose., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2993'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, I told her to drop it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So,
-        I told her to drop it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '2994'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and I''m feeling pretty good about having Syracuse in
-        my Final Four....', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and I''m feeling
-        pretty good about having Syracuse in my Final Four....', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2995'}
-    - {alt_description: My horoscope told me to expect a big change in life., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My horoscope told me to expect a big change in life., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2996'}
-    - {alt_description: You wouldn't believe my horoscope today., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You wouldn't believe my horoscope today., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2997'}
-    - {alt_description: At least they finally spelled your name right., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: At least they finally spelled your name right., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '2998'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, same old, same old. And you...?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh,
-        same old, same old. And you...?', primary_type: text, target_id: '2999'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You get this one, I''ll get the next one .', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You get this one, I''ll get the next one .', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3000'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Anyway you can make your idea a little more concrete?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Anyway you can make your idea a little more concrete?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3001'}
-    - {alt_description: Hold on to your coffee!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Hold
-        on to your coffee!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3002'}
-    - {alt_description: I know that there must be an answer out there somewhere, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I know that there must be an answer out there somewhere,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3003'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm confident there's no Sword of Damocles hanging over my
-        head., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm confident there's no Sword
-        of Damocles hanging over my head., primary_type: text, target_id: '3004'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know it''s Friday the 13th. So what?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I know it''s Friday the 13th. So what?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3005'}
-    - {alt_description: We might need to get the food to-go, alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        might need to get the food to-go, primary_type: text, target_id: '3006'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Apparently, it DOES take a cement block falling on your head
-        to admit you''re wrong!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Apparently,
-        it DOES take a cement block falling on your head to admit you''re wrong!',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3007'}
-    - {alt_description: I think we should take the long view., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think we should take the long view., primary_type: text, target_id: '3008'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you have an aspirin, I feel a splitting headache coming
-        on.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you have an aspirin, I feel
-        a splitting headache coming on.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3009'}
-    - {alt_description: 'All I''m saying is, if you pray hard enough for God to punish
-        the wicked among us, He will send you a sign.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'All
-        I''m saying is, if you pray hard enough for God to punish the wicked among
-        us, He will send you a sign.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3010'}
-    - {alt_description: Can you imagine anything that could possibly be worse than
-        President Trump...., alt_type: text, primary_description: Can you imagine
-        anything that could possibly be worse than President Trump...., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3011'}
-    - {alt_description: I need something this morning that'll give me more bang for
-        the buck., alt_type: text, primary_description: I need something this morning
-        that'll give me more bang for the buck., primary_type: text, target_id: '3012'}
-    - {alt_description: It's the extras. That's where they get ya!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's the extras. That's where they get ya!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3013'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So then it hit me, like a ...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        then it hit me, like a ...', primary_type: text, target_id: '3014'}
-    - {alt_description: Stop being such a Chicken Little., alt_type: text, primary_description: Stop
-        being such a Chicken Little., primary_type: text, target_id: '3015'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oklahoma. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oklahoma.
-        Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3016'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My energy stocks keep slipping, so I thought I might switch
-        my portfolio to something more concrete. Maybe things will start looking up.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My energy stocks keep slipping, so I thought
-        I might switch my portfolio to something more concrete. Maybe things will
-        start looking up.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3017'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Fore I think you are going to have a headache today! Trump''s
-        punishment for having coffee! Incoming - Cement Block You are such a Block
-        Head! Construction Zone Where is OSHA when you need them? Damn, I forgot my
-        Hard Hat today!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Fore I think you are
-        going to have a headache today! Trump''s punishment for having coffee! Incoming
-        - Cement Block You are such a Block Head! Construction Zone Where is OSHA
-        when you need them? Damn, I forgot my Hard Hat today!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3018'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't know ... things just come to me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't know ... things just come to me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3019'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think I got the job. They said they were looking for
-        someone who is excellent at abstract thinking., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't think I got the job. They said they were looking for someone who is
-        excellent at abstract thinking., primary_type: text, target_id: '3020'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, I sometimes wonder where I''ll be in 20 years.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know, I sometimes wonder where I''ll
-        be in 20 years.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3021'}
-    - {alt_description: So I told him again that I had enough insurance and insisted
-        that he leave., alt_type: text, primary_description: So I told him again that
-        I had enough insurance and insisted that he leave., primary_type: text, target_id: '3022'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have you ever been struck by virtual reality?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Have you ever been struck by virtual reality?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3023'}
-    - {alt_description: I need a change., alt_type: text, primary_description: I need
-        a change., primary_type: text, target_id: '3024'}
-    - {alt_description: The diet's going great. I haven't had anything heavy for two
-        weeks., alt_type: text, primary_description: The diet's going great. I haven't
-        had anything heavy for two weeks., primary_type: text, target_id: '3025'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know I should quit coffee, I''m just waiting for a sign.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I know I should quit coffee, I''m just
-        waiting for a sign.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3026'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I can offer you some concrete advice., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think I can offer you some concrete advice., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3027'}
-    - {alt_description: Heads up dude!!!!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Heads
-        up dude!!!!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3028'}
-    - {alt_description: Just give me one example how God could speak to us without
-        circumventing the laws of nature., alt_type: text, primary_description: Just
-        give me one example how God could speak to us without circumventing the laws
-        of nature., primary_type: text, target_id: '3029'}
-    - {alt_description: I've been having problems with the GPS on my drone deliveries.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I've been having problems with the GPS
-        on my drone deliveries., primary_type: text, target_id: '3030'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know it''s wrong to just wait for my next great idea to
-        hit me, but I just can''t come up with anything concrete!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I know it''s wrong to just wait for my next great idea
-        to hit me, but I just can''t come up with anything concrete!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3031'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you remember the story about "Chicken Little?... Well!!!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you remember the story about "Chicken
-        Little?... Well!!!', primary_type: text, target_id: '3032'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ellis, we live in a world governed by the laws of gravity.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ellis, we live in a world governed by
-        the laws of gravity.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3033'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I''m lying to you, may God strike me dead!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If I''m lying to you, may God strike me dead!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3034'}
-    - {alt_description: Any regrets, alt_type: text, primary_description: Any regrets,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3035'}
-    - {alt_description: Your student loans are about to become less of a problem,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Your student loans are about to become
-        less of a problem, primary_type: text, target_id: '3036'}
-    - {alt_description: No way in hell am I going to vote for Donald Trump, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: No way in hell am I going to vote for Donald Trump, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3037'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then, just like that, it suddenly hit me!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'And then, just like that, it suddenly hit me!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3038'}
-    - {alt_description: Check!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Check!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3039'}
-    - {alt_description: 'In your future, I see a brick dropping on your head!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'In your future, I see a brick dropping on your head!',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3040'}
-    - {alt_description: Uhh Rick..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Uhh Rick...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3041'}
-    - {alt_description: I wouldn't worry about all that added sugar., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wouldn't worry about all that added sugar., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3042'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Tell me fast--who are you voting for?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Tell
-        me fast--who are you voting for?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3043'}
-    - {alt_description: 'They forgot the whipped cream again. Could this day get any
-        worse?!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'They forgot the whipped cream
-        again. Could this day get any worse?!', primary_type: text, target_id: '3044'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sure I''m unfaithful, manipulative and possessive, but like
-        Jesus said: let he who is without sin cast the first...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Sure I''m unfaithful, manipulative and possessive, but
-        like Jesus said: let he who is without sin cast the first...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3045'}
-    - {alt_description: But at least you haven't had a brick drop on your head!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: But at least you haven't had a brick drop on your head!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3046'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How come nothing ever happens to me?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How
-        come nothing ever happens to me?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3047'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like big things are coming my way., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel like big things are coming my way., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3048'}
-    - {alt_description: You know you're setting in my regular seat., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You know you're setting in my regular seat., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3049'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I am with Dewey, Suem and Howe.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        am with Dewey, Suem and Howe.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3050'}
-    - {alt_description: 'By my calculations, if I skip the daily donut, I''ll live
-        1.363 years longer.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'By my calculations,
-        if I skip the daily donut, I''ll live 1.363 years longer.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3051'}
-    - {alt_description: I wouldn't complain about the service again, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wouldn't complain about the service again, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3052'}
-    - {alt_description: Speaking of writer's block..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Speaking
-        of writer's block..., primary_type: text, target_id: '3053'}
-    - {alt_description: Lately I've suspected that Watson is out to get my job., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Lately I've suspected that Watson is out to get my job.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3054'}
-    - {alt_description: The downfall of pop-up restaurants!, alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        downfall of pop-up restaurants!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3055'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, one thing I''M sure of . . . .', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        one thing I''M sure of . . . .', primary_type: text, target_id: '3056'}
-    - {alt_description: We're going to hsve to stop eating here. This place is falling
-        apart., alt_type: text, primary_description: We're going to hsve to stop eating
-        here. This place is falling apart., primary_type: text, target_id: '3057'}
-    - {alt_description: No worries. It won't hit me -- it's just a trick of the perspective.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: No worries. It won't hit me -- it's just
-        a trick of the perspective., primary_type: text, target_id: '3058'}
-    - {alt_description: It's impossible to imagine this day getting any worse., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's impossible to imagine this day getting any worse.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3059'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife's lawyer is from Acme Suddenly Single., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My wife's lawyer is from Acme Suddenly Single., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3060'}
-    - {alt_description: This writer's block I've been having is really killing me.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: This writer's block I've been having is
-        really killing me., primary_type: text, target_id: '3061'}
-    - {alt_description: 'HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF THOSE IDIOTIC INSURANCE ADS ON TV?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF THOSE IDIOTIC INSURANCE
-        ADS ON TV?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3062'}
-    - {alt_description: The chance of his winning the election is about the same as
-        my being hit in the head by a falling cinder block., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        chance of his winning the election is about the same as my being hit in the
-        head by a falling cinder block., primary_type: text, target_id: '3063'}
-    - {alt_description: 'As you can see, I always plan for all contingencies.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'As you can see, I always plan for all contingencies.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3064'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I think you meant to download Tinder, not Cinder.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I think you meant to download Tinder, not Cinder.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3065'}
-    - {alt_description: Fellow Yelpers - This diner is my favorite. The service is
-        quick. The coffee is hot. And the banana muffins are super scrumptious. Minus
-        one star for killing Doug with a cinder block., alt_type: text, primary_description: Fellow
-        Yelpers - This diner is my favorite. The service is quick. The coffee is hot.
-        And the banana muffins are super scrumptious. Minus one star for killing Doug
-        with a cinder block., primary_type: text, target_id: '3066'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you an employee or an independent contractors?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Are you an employee or an independent contractors?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3067'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How much time do we have for lunch?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How
-        much time do we have for lunch?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3068'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why the long face?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why
-        the long face?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3069'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m having a no good, very bad day!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m
-        having a no good, very bad day!', primary_type: text, target_id: '3070'}
-    - {alt_description: It's kind of like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop---only
-        worse., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's kind of like I'm waiting
-        for the other shoe to drop---only worse., primary_type: text, target_id: '3071'}
-    - {alt_description: Just waiting for the other brick to drop., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Just waiting for the other brick to drop., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3072'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I figure, if my fund manager thinks things are taking
-        a turn for the better, then who am I to argue?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        I figure, if my fund manager thinks things are taking a turn for the better,
-        then who am I to argue?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3073'}
-    - {alt_description: You eat too much sugar. Sure as hell gonna kill you someday.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: You eat too much sugar. Sure as hell gonna
-        kill you someday., primary_type: text, target_id: '3074'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I tell you, those English students'' grades are literally
-        dropping like a cinder block', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I tell
-        you, those English students'' grades are literally dropping like a cinder
-        block', primary_type: text, target_id: '3075'}
-    - {alt_description: 'my feminist blogger girlfriend got it for me..it reminds
-        rich, white men to consider their privilege... kind of flipping the narrative
-        that the fundamental building blocks of society are on our side...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'my feminist blogger girlfriend got it for me..it reminds
-        rich, white men to consider their privilege... kind of flipping the narrative
-        that the fundamental building blocks of society are on our side...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3076'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Gravity is not a fact, it''s a theory.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Gravity is not a fact, it''s a theory.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3077'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Like the kids say, it''s all good', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Like
-        the kids say, it''s all good', primary_type: text, target_id: '3078'}
-    - {alt_description: It's not like I sit around waiting for the other shoe to drop........,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: It's not like I sit around waiting for
-        the other shoe to drop........, primary_type: text, target_id: '3079'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I just got a job with ACME Concrete. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I just got a job with ACME Concrete. Why do you ask?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3080'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, sometimes I wonder whether Isaac Newton was actually
-        a genius or just in the right place at the right time.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        know, sometimes I wonder whether Isaac Newton was actually a genius or just
-        in the right place at the right time.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3081'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, then I asked God to give me a sign . . .', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, then I asked God to give me a sign . . .', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3082'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you even listening to me at all?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        you even listening to me at all?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3083'}
-    - {alt_description: Should I... Nah he'll be fine., alt_type: text, primary_description: Should
-        I... Nah he'll be fine., primary_type: text, target_id: '3084'}
-    - {alt_description: I have to tell someone. I voted for Trump., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I have to tell someone. I voted for Trump., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3085'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, 18% is FAR too much.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No,
-        18% is FAR too much.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3086'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Left Guy: "The bagels here are delicious, but they leave
-        a brick in my stomach." Right Guy: "Huh, must be the gluten."', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Left Guy: "The bagels here are delicious, but they leave
-        a brick in my stomach." Right Guy: "Huh, must be the gluten."', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3087'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So how do we stop our masons from knocking off so early?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So how do we stop our masons from knocking
-        off so early?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3088'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Karma?....Really?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Karma?....Really?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3089'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''d take one for the team right?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You''d
-        take one for the team right?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3090'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Finish your thought, quickly.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Finish
-        your thought, quickly.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3091'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m telling you, there''s no such thing as fate.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''m telling you, there''s no such thing as fate.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3092'}
-    - {alt_description: I thought it was always lightning bolts., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I thought it was always lightning bolts., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3093'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Industrial design is one one thing, but it''s getting a little
-        out of hand.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Industrial design is
-        one one thing, but it''s getting a little out of hand.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3094'}
-    - {alt_description: I wouldn't actually call it a sword of Damocles, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wouldn't actually call it a sword of Damocles, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3095'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This taste bitter to you?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This
-        taste bitter to you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3096'}
-    - {alt_description: My secret is safe, alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        secret is safe, primary_type: text, target_id: '3097'}
-    - {alt_description: Guess I'm more of a Newtonian, alt_type: text, primary_description: Guess
-        I'm more of a Newtonian, primary_type: text, target_id: '3098'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Thank God, he hasn''t signed it yet.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Thank
-        God, he hasn''t signed it yet.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3099'}
-    - {alt_description: They're about to make us toast., alt_type: text, primary_description: They're
-        about to make us toast., primary_type: text, target_id: '3100'}
-    - {alt_description: I honestly can't imagine things getting much worse..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I honestly can't imagine things getting much worse...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3101'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess there's time for dessert., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        guess there's time for dessert., primary_type: text, target_id: '3102'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When it''s your time to go, it''s your time to go.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'When it''s your time to go, it''s your time to go.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3103'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I says, "I get it, you''re mad - you don''t have to hit
-        me over the head with a brick."', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        I says, "I get it, you''re mad - you don''t have to hit me over the head with
-        a brick."', primary_type: text, target_id: '3104'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, it''s not the SWORD of Damocles...."', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Well, it''s not the SWORD of Damocles...."', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3105'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever get tired of living in a two-dimensional world?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you ever get tired of living in a two-dimensional
-        world?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3106'}
-    - {alt_description: I never know what to order., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        never know what to order., primary_type: text, target_id: '3107'}
-    - {alt_description: I have no concrete plans for the rest of the day., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I have no concrete plans for the rest of the day., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3108'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t worry, I got my lawyer on speed-dial.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Don''t worry, I got my lawyer on speed-dial.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3109'}
-    - {alt_description: 'That''s good, but I need something concrete!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'That''s good, but I need something concrete!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3110'}
-    - {alt_description: And then the worst thing happened., alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        then the worst thing happened., primary_type: text, target_id: '3111'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll get the check next time!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll
-        get the check next time!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3112'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel real lucky today., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel real lucky today., primary_type: text, target_id: '3113'}
-    - {alt_description: Your time is up., alt_type: text, primary_description: Your
-        time is up., primary_type: text, target_id: '3114'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, I''m voting for Trump.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        I''m voting for Trump.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3115'}
-    - {alt_description: 'and after all that, it seems like maybe, just maybe, I''ve
-        finally caught a break...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'and after
-        all that, it seems like maybe, just maybe, I''ve finally caught a break...',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3116'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I had one wish it would be to be struck with some concrete,
-        brick-and-mortar ideas.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If I had one
-        wish it would be to be struck with some concrete, brick-and-mortar ideas.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3117'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know how sometimes, it just feels like one of those days?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know how sometimes, it just feels
-        like one of those days?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3118'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ya'' know, Bob, this world is getting to be a dangerous place.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ya'' know, Bob, this world is getting
-        to be a dangerous place.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3119'}
-    - {alt_description: So Nancy wants to do dinner with you and Beth next week.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: So Nancy wants to do dinner with you and
-        Beth next week., primary_type: text, target_id: '3120'}
-    - {alt_description: You won't need to go to that meeting this afternoon., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You won't need to go to that meeting this afternoon., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3121'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Should I unfriend Milton or block him? #heavy', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Should I unfriend Milton or block him? #heavy', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3122'}
-    - {alt_description: Carla took it surprisingly well when I said I was leaving
-        her., alt_type: text, primary_description: Carla took it surprisingly well
-        when I said I was leaving her., primary_type: text, target_id: '3123'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know what they say. ''In politics, nothing happens by
-        accident.''', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know what they say.
-        ''In politics, nothing happens by accident.''', primary_type: text, target_id: '3124'}
-    - {alt_description: I did warn him it's a concrete jungle out here., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I did warn him it's a concrete jungle out here., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3125'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you sure it wouldn''t be too much to lend me $20 ?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are you sure it wouldn''t be too much
-        to lend me $20 ?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3126'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, there''ll be concrete evidence that it wasn''t me who
-        did it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well, there''ll be concrete
-        evidence that it wasn''t me who did it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3127'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So what else could possibly happen?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        what else could possibly happen?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3128'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You told me to expect the unexpected. Now you say there''s
-        going to be a concrete block market crash?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        told me to expect the unexpected. Now you say there''s going to be a concrete
-        block market crash?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3129'}
-    - {alt_description: I saved a lot of money signing up for a cheaper version of
-        "Tinder.", alt_type: text, primary_description: I saved a lot of money signing
-        up for a cheaper version of "Tinder.", primary_type: text, target_id: '3130'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Barring any unforeseen circumstances, I''d say we''ve got
-        a 100% chance of success.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Barring
-        any unforeseen circumstances, I''d say we''ve got a 100% chance of success.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3131'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yeah, I''m starting to save for retirement this year. You?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yeah, I''m starting to save for retirement
-        this year. You?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3132'}
-    - {alt_description: What can I tell you. We don't live in a concrete world anymore.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: What can I tell you. We don't live in a
-        concrete world anymore., primary_type: text, target_id: '3133'}
-    - {alt_description: He did say I was paying the bill..., alt_type: text, primary_description: He
-        did say I was paying the bill..., primary_type: text, target_id: '3134'}
-    - {alt_description: The owner says the overhead at this location is killing his
-        business., alt_type: text, primary_description: The owner says the overhead
-        at this location is killing his business., primary_type: text, target_id: '3135'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Frank experiences an existential moment, but then savors
-        another bite of his good morning sunshine muffin', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Frank
-        experiences an existential moment, but then savors another bite of his good
-        morning sunshine muffin', primary_type: text, target_id: '3136'}
-    - {alt_description: DUCK! DUCK! BRICK!, alt_type: text, primary_description: DUCK!
-        DUCK! BRICK!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3137'}
-    - {alt_description: You'll never guess how much I squeezed out of the contractors
-        on this building., alt_type: text, primary_description: You'll never guess
-        how much I squeezed out of the contractors on this building., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3138'}
-    - {alt_description: You can't go wrong with DeCaf., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        can't go wrong with DeCaf., primary_type: text, target_id: '3139'}
-    - {alt_description: No brick has to fall on my head., alt_type: text, primary_description: No
-        brick has to fall on my head., primary_type: text, target_id: '3140'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Now you think the slow service WAS a problem?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Now you think the slow service WAS a problem?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3141'}
-    - {alt_description: Somebody put me outta my misery already!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Somebody put me outta my misery already!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3142'}
-    - {alt_description: Speaking of life insurance..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Speaking
-        of life insurance..., primary_type: text, target_id: '3143'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If you must know, I ordered the ''Flat White''. Why do you
-        ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If you must know, I ordered the
-        ''Flat White''. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3144'}
-    - {alt_description: A little hair of the dog always does the trick., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: A little hair of the dog always does the trick., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3145'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm having trouble thinking of an appropriate metaphor for
-        a Trump presidency., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm having trouble
-        thinking of an appropriate metaphor for a Trump presidency., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3146'}
-    - {alt_description: It can't be a brick. It's always a safe or a piano., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It can't be a brick. It's always a safe or a piano., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3147'}
-    - {alt_description: Thanks for switching spots with me. The A/C above that seat
-        was killing me., alt_type: text, primary_description: Thanks for switching
-        spots with me. The A/C above that seat was killing me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3148'}
-    - {alt_description: This place never fails to surprise you., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        place never fails to surprise you., primary_type: text, target_id: '3149'}
-    - {alt_description: It's not like it's the end of the world., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's not like it's the end of the world., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3150'}
-    - {alt_description: The Big Bang Theory is over my head., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        Big Bang Theory is over my head., primary_type: text, target_id: '3151'}
-    - {alt_description: I was so glad to get rid of writer's block., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I was so glad to get rid of writer's block., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3152'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Choose Your Next Witticism Carefully, Mr. Bond.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Choose Your Next Witticism Carefully, Mr. Bond.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3153'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think this week could get any worse., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't think this week could get any worse., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3154'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I requested guaranteed on-time delivery by drone. If its
-        not delivered in the next 20 seconds, shipping is free.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I requested guaranteed on-time delivery by drone. If its
-        not delivered in the next 20 seconds, shipping is free.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3155'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't shake this feeling of impending doom..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't shake this feeling of impending doom..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3156'}
-    - {alt_description: Now I believe in karma., alt_type: text, primary_description: Now
-        I believe in karma., primary_type: text, target_id: '3157'}
-    - {alt_description: Yp I'm telling you. . I think things are really looking up!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Yp I'm telling you. . I think things are
-        really looking up!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3158'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What does the Last Supper have to do with our business lunch?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What does the Last Supper have to do with
-        our business lunch?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3159'}
-    - {alt_description: If you get this lunch I'll get the next., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: If you get this lunch I'll get the next., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3160'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess the forger needed the anvil., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        guess the forger needed the anvil., primary_type: text, target_id: '3161'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I ordered the planked salmon.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No,
-        I ordered the planked salmon.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3162'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m suffering writer''s block. Man, what can be worse than
-        writer''s block?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m suffering writer''s
-        block. Man, what can be worse than writer''s block?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3163'}
-    - {alt_description: If I don't have my morning coffee I get a splitting headache.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: If I don't have my morning coffee I get
-        a splitting headache., primary_type: text, target_id: '3164'}
-    - {alt_description: I've finally earned enough points for a free refill., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've finally earned enough points for a free refill., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3165'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I like to dip my fingers in cold water., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Sometimes I like to dip my fingers in cold water., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3166'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Will you at that? The train is on time. I think we have to
-        end our session.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Will you at that?
-        The train is on time. I think we have to end our session.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3167'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ugh, they used soy milk in my latte. Could this day possibly
-        get any worse?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ugh, they used soy
-        milk in my latte. Could this day possibly get any worse?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3168'}
-    - {alt_description: My horoscope said that things are going to start falling my
-        way., alt_type: text, primary_description: My horoscope said that things are
-        going to start falling my way., primary_type: text, target_id: '3169'}
-    - {alt_description: I think my luck is finally starting to turn around., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think my luck is finally starting to turn around., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3170'}
-    - {alt_description: I could wait forever for a great idea to hit me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I could wait forever for a great idea to hit me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3171'}
-    - {alt_description: all in all it's just another cinder block from the sky, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: all in all it's just another cinder block from the sky,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3172'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know it''s stupid, but I constantly feel like something
-        terrible is about to happen to me...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        know it''s stupid, but I constantly feel like something terrible is about
-        to happen to me...', primary_type: text, target_id: '3173'}
-    - {alt_description: Time is really not an issue for me...., alt_type: text, primary_description: Time
-        is really not an issue for me...., primary_type: text, target_id: '3174'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yeah, well. At least I''ve got my health.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yeah, well. At least I''ve got my health.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3175'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Tell me, how could things possibly get any worse?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Tell me, how could things possibly get any worse?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3176'}
-    - {alt_description: I've got a splitting headache., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        got a splitting headache., primary_type: text, target_id: '3177'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll probably die before this coffee cools off!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'll probably die before this coffee cools off!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3178'}
-    - {alt_description: This one's my treat., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        one's my treat., primary_type: text, target_id: '3179'}
-    - {alt_description: And the blueberry muffins are to die for., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And the blueberry muffins are to die for., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3180'}
-    - {alt_description: Talking of more bang for your buck..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Talking
-        of more bang for your buck..., primary_type: text, target_id: '3181'}
-    - {alt_description: Donald Trump and his manager talking about the plans for the
-        US-Mexico wall., alt_type: text, primary_description: Donald Trump and his
-        manager talking about the plans for the US-Mexico wall., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3182'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, that''s not good.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        that''s not good.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3183'}
-    - {alt_description: Scientists report that caffeine repairs damage caused by head
-        trauma., alt_type: text, primary_description: Scientists report that caffeine
-        repairs damage caused by head trauma., primary_type: text, target_id: '3184'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you mean I should have ordered something lighter?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What do you mean I should have ordered
-        something lighter?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3185'}
-    - {alt_description: I really should switch to decaf - I get headaches all the
-        time., alt_type: text, primary_description: I really should switch to decaf
-        - I get headaches all the time., primary_type: text, target_id: '3186'}
-    - {alt_description: I think that contractor next door is building a drone., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think that contractor next door is building a drone.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3187'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "So I just went upstairs and told him that, as\
-        \ coop board president, I could shut down his apartment renovation any time\
-        \ I felt like it\u2026.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "So\
-        \ I just went upstairs and told him that, as coop board president, I could\
-        \ shut down his apartment renovation any time I felt like it\u2026.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3188'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When I confessed my latest dalliance to the wife, she became
-        eerily silent.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'When I confessed my
-        latest dalliance to the wife, she became eerily silent.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3189'}
-    - {alt_description: I hate it when you talk with your mouth full., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I hate it when you talk with your mouth full., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3190'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I said to myself, ''What''s the worst that can happen?''',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I said to myself, ''What''s the worst
-        that can happen?''', primary_type: text, target_id: '3191'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s really quite rudimentary. The easiest way to win The
-        New Yorker caption contest, I''ve found, is --', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s
-        really quite rudimentary. The easiest way to win The New Yorker caption contest,
-        I''ve found, is --', primary_type: text, target_id: '3192'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My cat bit the dust. My kid totaled my car. What do you suppose
-        is the third strike?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My cat bit the
-        dust. My kid totaled my car. What do you suppose is the third strike?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3193'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you feel a breeze in here?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you feel a breeze in here?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3194'}
-    - {alt_description: Very little surprises me anymore., alt_type: text, primary_description: Very
-        little surprises me anymore., primary_type: text, target_id: '3195'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Heads up, Ed--cement block.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Heads
-        up, Ed--cement block.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3196'}
-    - {alt_description: I had a dream last night someone called me a blockhead., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I had a dream last night someone called me a blockhead.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3197'}
-    - {alt_description: No I don't think we should pay more taxes for building inspectors!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: No I don't think we should pay more taxes
-        for building inspectors!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3198'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Say Ted, how are things going with your bucket list?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Say Ted, how are things going with your bucket list?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3199'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't worry we a plan for any possible scenario, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Don't worry we a plan for any possible scenario, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3200'}
-    - {alt_description: The money is at the..., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        money is at the..., primary_type: text, target_id: '3201'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This place is falling apart, but the food is good.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'This place is falling apart, but the food is good.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3202'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Still, if that''s worst thing to happen to me this week,
-        I consider myself lucky.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Still, if
-        that''s worst thing to happen to me this week, I consider myself lucky.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3203'}
-    - {alt_description: Grow up...Karma is for losers, alt_type: text, primary_description: Grow
-        up...Karma is for losers, primary_type: text, target_id: '3204'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's face it--anvils have become cliche., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Let's face it--anvils have become cliche., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3205'}
-    - {alt_description: We decided to cut back on the umbrella policy too., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: We decided to cut back on the umbrella policy too., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3206'}
-    - {alt_description: Now let's cement this deal and not let anything block it.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Now let's cement this deal and not let
-        anything block it., primary_type: text, target_id: '3207'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you mean, I''m a blockhead?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        do you mean, I''m a blockhead?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3208'}
-    - {alt_description: I didn't know this happened in real life., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I didn't know this happened in real life., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3209'}
-    - {alt_description: I am not a blockhead!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        am not a blockhead!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3210'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I wonder how God feels about the 2016 presidential candidates?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I wonder how God feels about the 2016
-        presidential candidates?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3211'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't really recommend the sandwiches here; they're like
-        concrete., alt_type: text, primary_description: I can't really recommend the
-        sandwiches here; they're like concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '3212'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, so far so good...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        so far so good...', primary_type: text, target_id: '3213'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If the gratuity is already included, how do I punish the
-        server for horrible service?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If the
-        gratuity is already included, how do I punish the server for horrible service?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3214'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What?...Trump''s experience with building qualifies him ???',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What?...Trump''s experience with building
-        qualifies him ???', primary_type: text, target_id: '3215'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like things are finally beginning to fall my way.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I feel like things are finally beginning
-        to fall my way., primary_type: text, target_id: '3216'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know how a light bulb appears when you have a good idea?
-        Well...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know how a light bulb
-        appears when you have a good idea? Well...', primary_type: text, target_id: '3217'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What excuse should i use to skip out on work today?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What excuse should i use to skip out on work today?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3218'}
-    - {alt_description: 'There''s a fly in this coffee. Ugh, my day is ruined!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'There''s a fly in this coffee. Ugh, my day is ruined!',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3219'}
-    - {alt_description: I sure would at least like to see a dead cat bounce today.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I sure would at least like to see a dead
-        cat bounce today., primary_type: text, target_id: '3220'}
-    - {alt_description: At least things can't get any worse., alt_type: text, primary_description: At
-        least things can't get any worse., primary_type: text, target_id: '3221'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Dingbat? My ex-wife used to call me that...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Dingbat? My ex-wife used to call me that...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3222'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How many visits to your next reward?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How
-        many visits to your next reward?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3223'}
-    - {alt_description: and I was just thinking his day could not get any worse, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: and I was just thinking his day could not get any worse,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3224'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I guess not. Would you want to be able to know how you''re
-        going to go?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, I guess not. Would
-        you want to be able to know how you''re going to go?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3225'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did Amazon mention they would be delivering your order by
-        drone?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did Amazon mention they would
-        be delivering your order by drone?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3226'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I'm coming down with "Architect's Block"., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think I'm coming down with "Architect's Block"., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3227'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have any aspirin? I''m having a splitting headache.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Have any aspirin? I''m having a splitting headache.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3228'}
-    - {alt_description: Speaking of blockheads..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Speaking
-        of blockheads..., primary_type: text, target_id: '3229'}
-    - {alt_description: Too much caffein was hitting Joe like a ton of bricks...,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Too much caffein was hitting Joe like a
-        ton of bricks..., primary_type: text, target_id: '3230'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever feel that you''re in the wrong place at the wrong
-        time?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you ever feel that you''re
-        in the wrong place at the wrong time?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3231'}
-    - {alt_description: 'For the first time in my life, I feel like everything is
-        falling into place.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'For the first
-        time in my life, I feel like everything is falling into place.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3232'}
-    - {alt_description: Cutbacks. Cinder-block is cheaper than the Sword of Damocles.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Cutbacks. Cinder-block is cheaper than
-        the Sword of Damocles., primary_type: text, target_id: '3233'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Bob, did you say you redid your will last week?"', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Bob, did you say you redid your will last week?"', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3234'}
-    - {alt_description: I tell you again "I've had it.", alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        tell you again "I've had it.", primary_type: text, target_id: '3235'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yup...got fired. How come I never see these things coming?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yup...got fired. How come I never see
-        these things coming?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3236'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and we''ve got a lawsuit in 4, 3, 2...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...and we''ve got a lawsuit in 4, 3, 2...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3237'}
-    - {alt_description: I just joined the Optimist Club., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just joined the Optimist Club., primary_type: text, target_id: '3238'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This one''s on you, Bud.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This
-        one''s on you, Bud.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3239'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Once I sign the papers, this whole block is coming down.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Once I sign the papers, this whole block
-        is coming down.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3240'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish you'd pay attention when I'm talking to you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wish you'd pay attention when I'm talking to you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3241'}
-    - {alt_description: 'On second thought, no deal. Go ahead and sue me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'On second thought, no deal. Go ahead and sue me.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3242'}
-    - {alt_description: Eleanor was saying just this morning that I'm so dense I wouldn't
-        notice if I was hit by a brick., alt_type: text, primary_description: Eleanor
-        was saying just this morning that I'm so dense I wouldn't notice if I was
-        hit by a brick., primary_type: text, target_id: '3243'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s this item about ceiling repair?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What''s this item about ceiling repair?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3244'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know you said you felt like a weight had been lifted
-        from your shoulders?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know you
-        said you felt like a weight had been lifted from your shoulders?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3245'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like it just hasn't hit me yet., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel like it just hasn't hit me yet., primary_type: text, target_id: '3246'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I told him, ''At least I''m not a construction worker...''',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I told him, ''At least I''m not a construction
-        worker...''', primary_type: text, target_id: '3247'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Trust me: we''ll survive the next housing crash.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Trust me: we''ll survive the next housing crash.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3248'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever feel like you just need to get out from under?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Ever feel like you just need to get out from under?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3249'}
-    - {alt_description: A plaintiff lawyer's sweet daydream..., alt_type: text, primary_description: A
-        plaintiff lawyer's sweet daydream..., primary_type: text, target_id: '3250'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Illegal immigrants, radical terrorists, bad trade deals...
-        It can''t any worse, can it?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Illegal
-        immigrants, radical terrorists, bad trade deals... It can''t any worse, can
-        it?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3251'}
-    - {alt_description: I've got a really good feeling about today., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've got a really good feeling about today., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3252'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s sword of DAMOCLES. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'It''s sword of DAMOCLES. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3253'}
-    - {alt_description: You wouldn't believe the week I've had Tom. It just never
-        ends!, alt_type: text, primary_description: You wouldn't believe the week
-        I've had Tom. It just never ends!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3254'}
-    - {alt_description: I wouldn't wait on the cream and sugar if I were you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wouldn't wait on the cream and sugar if I were you.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3255'}
-    - {alt_description: They say fast food can kill you., alt_type: text, primary_description: They
-        say fast food can kill you., primary_type: text, target_id: '3256'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm waiting for a really concrete idea to hit me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm waiting for a really concrete idea to hit me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3257'}
-    - {alt_description: I told the waitress I wanted two lumps............, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I told the waitress I wanted two lumps............, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3258'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you order the falling steel beam?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you order the falling steel beam?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3259'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Didn''t you design this place?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Didn''t
-        you design this place?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3260'}
-    - {alt_description: I think the union is starting to come around., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think the union is starting to come around., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3261'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Would it bother you if I went out with your wife?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Would it bother you if I went out with your wife?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3262'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, I did major in physics. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yes, I did major in physics. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3263'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Remember those premonitions? My therapist is really happy
-        with my progress so far.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Remember
-        those premonitions? My therapist is really happy with my progress so far.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3264'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Good,one less trump vote.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Good,one
-        less trump vote.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3265'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm sure of one thing--I'll never vote for Trump., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm sure of one thing--I'll never vote for Trump., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3266'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I can tell you''re in doubt, Zack Snyder.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I can tell you''re in doubt, Zack Snyder.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3267'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What can happen?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        can happen?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3268'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have you seen ''Concussion'' yet?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Have
-        you seen ''Concussion'' yet?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3269'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Then after the longest time, all of a sudden it hit me...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Then after the longest time, all of a
-        sudden it hit me...', primary_type: text, target_id: '3270'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, your entire case rests on my testimony.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yes, your entire case rests on my testimony.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3271'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ok,it hit me,not like a ton of bricks,just one.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Ok,it hit me,not like a ton of bricks,just one.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3272'}
-    - {alt_description: This place always gives me a headache., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        place always gives me a headache., primary_type: text, target_id: '3273'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, I''m Nick Damocles. And Frank Dionysius is now a mason.
-        What of it?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes, I''m Nick Damocles.
-        And Frank Dionysius is now a mason. What of it?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3274'}
-    - {alt_description: I understand a lot of Yelpers eat here., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        understand a lot of Yelpers eat here., primary_type: text, target_id: '3275'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I never worry about the stock market falling. It''s other
-        things, right out of the blue.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No,
-        I never worry about the stock market falling. It''s other things, right out
-        of the blue.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3276'}
-    - {alt_description: At least my migraine has finally eased., alt_type: text, primary_description: At
-        least my migraine has finally eased., primary_type: text, target_id: '3277'}
-    - {alt_description: Then he said "I'll show you who's a blockhead!", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Then he said "I'll show you who's a blockhead!", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3278'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Say, could I borrow twenty bucks?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Say,
-        could I borrow twenty bucks?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3279'}
-    - {alt_description: 'They''re going to have to shoot this over, sorry. The script
-        was explicitly written as ''then it hit me like a ton of bricks '' not A brick.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'They''re going to have to shoot this over,
-        sorry. The script was explicitly written as ''then it hit me like a ton of
-        bricks '' not A brick.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3280'}
-    - {alt_description: I always sit here. It's my lucky table., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        always sit here. It's my lucky table., primary_type: text, target_id: '3281'}
-    - {alt_description: Falling cinder blocks happen., alt_type: text, primary_description: Falling
-        cinder blocks happen., primary_type: text, target_id: '3282'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I just signed my divorce papers, and boy do I feel free.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I just signed my divorce papers, and boy
-        do I feel free.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3283'}
-    - {alt_description: The masons are tough negotiators., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        masons are tough negotiators., primary_type: text, target_id: '3284'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why should I be forced to buy health insurance?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why should I be forced to buy health insurance?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3285'}
-    - {alt_description: Trump or Cruz .. It' s like chunking bricks.., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Trump or Cruz .. It' s like chunking bricks.., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3286'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, I''ve had this ominous feeling all day.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know, I''ve had this ominous feeling all day.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3287'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ve been hit with writer''s block and mental blocks before,
-        but not a cinder block. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ve
-        been hit with writer''s block and mental blocks before, but not a cinder block.
-        Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3288'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Insurance?Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Insurance?Why?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3289'}
-    - {alt_description: I had the answer but I'm blocking on it!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I had the answer but I'm blocking on it!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3290'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, may I presume our conversation is over?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, may I presume our conversation is over?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3291'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel a splitting headache coming on., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel a splitting headache coming on., primary_type: text, target_id: '3292'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And so I said, "well, where do you think you''re going to
-        get a brick?"', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And so I said, "well,
-        where do you think you''re going to get a brick?"', primary_type: text, target_id: '3293'}
-    - {alt_description: 'That reminds me, got to see H&R Block by the 15th.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'That reminds me, got to see H&R Block by the 15th.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3294'}
-    - {alt_description: 'That extra shot of espresso hit me like a ton of bricks."---"Oh,
-        I don''t think so.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'That extra shot
-        of espresso hit me like a ton of bricks."---"Oh, I don''t think so.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3295'}
-    - {alt_description: You are about to experience a mental block., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You are about to experience a mental block., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3296'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I just need something concrete, ya know?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I just need something concrete, ya know?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3297'}
-    - {alt_description: You really are a chip off the old block., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You really are a chip off the old block., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3298'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Say what?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Say what?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3299'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This presentation really just needs something concrete, you
-        know?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This presentation really just
-        needs something concrete, you know?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3300'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If you think life is a headache now, it could be worse.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If you think life is a headache now, it
-        could be worse.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3301'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s called Acme Witness Protection, and it works.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'It''s called Acme Witness Protection, and it works.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3302'}
-    - {alt_description: You are about to get some sense knocked into you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You are about to get some sense knocked into you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3303'}
-    - {alt_description: I take mine with one lump., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        take mine with one lump., primary_type: text, target_id: '3304'}
-    - {alt_description: I may finally get some peace and quiet now..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I may finally get some peace and quiet now..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3305'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Any thoughts on the NFL''s concussion crisis?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Any thoughts on the NFL''s concussion crisis?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3306'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you kidding? Any blockhead knows that.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Are you kidding? Any blockhead knows that.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3307'}
-    - {alt_description: 'As a lawyer, I may not have been completely honest but let
-        him that is without sin cast the first stone.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'As
-        a lawyer, I may not have been completely honest but let him that is without
-        sin cast the first stone.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3308'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t look now, but your ex-wife got a table upstairs.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Don''t look now, but your ex-wife got
-        a table upstairs.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3309'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Statistically speaking, it''s improbable Trump will be elected
-        president.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Statistically speaking,
-        it''s improbable Trump will be elected president.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3310'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Not drinking your usual coffee, Lucky?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Not drinking your usual coffee, Lucky?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3311'}
-    - {alt_description: I have a feeling my overhead will drop significantly..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I have a feeling my overhead will drop significantly...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3312'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Being laid up in the hospital for 18 months was rough, but
-        now that I''m starting to walk again things are really looking up!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Being laid up in the hospital for 18 months was rough,
-        but now that I''m starting to walk again things are really looking up!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3313'}
-    - {alt_description: 'On this issue do you think that I should lean more to the
-        right or left?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'On this issue do you
-        think that I should lean more to the right or left?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3314'}
-    - {alt_description: I have been trying to come up with a concrete solution for
-        my problems, alt_type: text, primary_description: I have been trying to come
-        up with a concrete solution for my problems, primary_type: text, target_id: '3315'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Dave, there''s something I have been meaning to tell you.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Dave, there''s something I have been meaning
-        to tell you.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3316'}
-    - {alt_description: I may have to rethink my position., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        may have to rethink my position., primary_type: text, target_id: '3317'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you order an anvil?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you order an anvil?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3318'}
-    - {alt_description: and another thing that i don't like.......................,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: and another thing that i don't like.......................,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3319'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Like Yogi said, ''It ain''t over ''til it''s over.''', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Like Yogi said, ''It ain''t over ''til it''s over.''',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3320'}
-    - {alt_description: There must be a quicker way to lower our overhead., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There must be a quicker way to lower our overhead., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3321'}
-    - {alt_description: There must be a reason for everything., alt_type: text, primary_description: There
-        must be a reason for everything., primary_type: text, target_id: '3322'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I never get writer''s block. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No, I never get writer''s block. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3323'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t think this is the pool deck, Kenny....', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I don''t think this is the pool deck, Kenny....', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3324'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Que sera, sera.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Que
-        sera, sera.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3325'}
-    - {alt_description: I need a building code violation like I need a brick to the
-        head., alt_type: text, primary_description: I need a building code violation
-        like I need a brick to the head., primary_type: text, target_id: '3326'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Damn, that prayer was answered quickly!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Damn, that prayer was answered quickly!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3327'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hmmm, no, I''m not familiar with the ''Cinder block of Damocles.''"',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hmmm, no, I''m not familiar with the ''Cinder
-        block of Damocles.''"', primary_type: text, target_id: '3328'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever have a worrisome premonition?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ever
-        have a worrisome premonition?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3329'}
-    - {alt_description: Looks like it's time to go., alt_type: text, primary_description: Looks
-        like it's time to go., primary_type: text, target_id: '3330'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well frankly, Bob, everyone at the firm just thinks you''re
-        kind of a blockhead. Now, back to your original question about irony. . .',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well frankly, Bob, everyone at the firm
-        just thinks you''re kind of a blockhead. Now, back to your original question
-        about irony. . .', primary_type: text, target_id: '3331'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Very soon, I''d guess.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Very
-        soon, I''d guess.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3332'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't play the odds. I deal with the here and now., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't play the odds. I deal with the here and now., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3333'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Cindy? Who''s Cindy?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Cindy?
-        Who''s Cindy?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3334'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did your order a same day delivery from Amazon?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did your order a same day delivery from Amazon?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3335'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Things are too good...I''m just waiting for the other cinderblock
-        to fall, ya know?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Things are too good...I''m
-        just waiting for the other cinderblock to fall, ya know?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3336'}
-    - {alt_description: My analyst finally got me to quit worrying about things that
-        are unlikely to happen., alt_type: text, primary_description: My analyst finally
-        got me to quit worrying about things that are unlikely to happen., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3337'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't see how today could get any worse., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't see how today could get any worse., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3338'}
-    - {alt_description: I think you will soon have a more concrete idea., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think you will soon have a more concrete idea., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3339'}
-    - {alt_description: '... and then it hit me, like a ton of ...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '... and then it hit me, like a ton of ...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3340'}
-    - {alt_description: This is going to be rather heavy., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        is going to be rather heavy., primary_type: text, target_id: '3341'}
-    - {alt_description: I make $60 an hour working from home..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        make $60 an hour working from home..., primary_type: text, target_id: '3342'}
-    - {alt_description: '... and if it''s not true, may God strike me dead.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '... and if it''s not true, may God strike me dead.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3343'}
-    - {alt_description: Hmmm..."Heads up!" is probably the wrong warning...., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Hmmm..."Heads up!" is probably the wrong warning...., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3344'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't shake the feeling that things are starting to look
-        up., alt_type: text, primary_description: I can't shake the feeling that things
-        are starting to look up., primary_type: text, target_id: '3345'}
-    - {alt_description: Boss... No raise again this year!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Boss...
-        No raise again this year!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3346'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Wow, he was right... Today really is his last day at work.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Wow, he was right... Today really is his
-        last day at work.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3347'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm experiencing a premonition., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        experiencing a premonition., primary_type: text, target_id: '3348'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Quick! Pros/Cons List to saving Dave. Pros: He makes me look
-        slightly more handsome when together, Blood will definitely get in my coffee
-        if I don''t. Cons: He smells weird when it rains, I could probably get time
-        off work...you will be missed Dave.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Quick!
-        Pros/Cons List to saving Dave. Pros: He makes me look slightly more handsome
-        when together, Blood will definitely get in my coffee if I don''t. Cons: He
-        smells weird when it rains, I could probably get time off work...you will
-        be missed Dave.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3349'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I used to not believe hard luck stories, and then it hit
-        me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I used to not believe hard luck
-        stories, and then it hit me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3350'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Trust me, you won''t need the prospectus.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Trust me, you won''t need the prospectus.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3351'}
-    - {alt_description: 'no, I''ve stopped saying, "it hit me like a ton of bricks"
-        ''cuz mostly, it wasn''t true.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'no,
-        I''ve stopped saying, "it hit me like a ton of bricks" ''cuz mostly, it wasn''t
-        true.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3352'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then my therapist says, "You''re right. You are the unluckiest
-        person I''ve met".', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And then my therapist
-        says, "You''re right. You are the unluckiest person I''ve met".', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3353'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, I do feel your pending sense of doom has some validity.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well, I do feel your pending sense of
-        doom has some validity.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3354'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know George, I''ve been thinking of making a radical
-        lifestyle change.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know George,
-        I''ve been thinking of making a radical lifestyle change.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3355'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I am not worried about the crumbling infrastructure.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, I am not worried about the crumbling
-        infrastructure.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3356'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did I mention I got Hamilton tickets for next week?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did I mention I got Hamilton tickets for next week?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3357'}
-    - {alt_description: I wouldn't exactly call it being between a rock and a hard
-        place., alt_type: text, primary_description: I wouldn't exactly call it being
-        between a rock and a hard place., primary_type: text, target_id: '3358'}
-    - {alt_description: You've really got to work on your pronunciation. It almost
-        sounded like you ordered the `Cementi Grande.', alt_type: text, primary_description: You've
-        really got to work on your pronunciation. It almost sounded like you ordered
-        the `Cementi Grande.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3359'}
-    - {alt_description: 'By the way, I''ve decided to end the affair...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'By the way, I''ve decided to end the affair...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3360'}
-    - {alt_description: They don't make ceilings like they used to., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: They don't make ceilings like they used to., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3361'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just not feeling good about today., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        just not feeling good about today., primary_type: text, target_id: '3362'}
-    - {alt_description: I should've ordered the duck., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        should've ordered the duck., primary_type: text, target_id: '3363'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Today, I sat down here and felt as if I was seeing my whole
-        life flashing before my eyes', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Today,
-        I sat down here and felt as if I was seeing my whole life flashing before
-        my eyes', primary_type: text, target_id: '3364'}
-    - {alt_description: They're out of swords., alt_type: text, primary_description: They're
-        out of swords., primary_type: text, target_id: '3365'}
-    - {alt_description: Here comes the start of that mirror you broke yesterday, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Here comes the start of that mirror you broke yesterday,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3366'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh God, I was joking!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh
-        God, I was joking!', primary_type: text, target_id: '3367'}
-    - {alt_description: Looks like we're gonna have company, alt_type: text, primary_description: Looks
-        like we're gonna have company, primary_type: text, target_id: '3368'}
-    - {alt_description: Our divorce ended amicably., alt_type: text, primary_description: Our
-        divorce ended amicably., primary_type: text, target_id: '3369'}
-    - {alt_description: I keep waiting for a sign . . ., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        keep waiting for a sign . . ., primary_type: text, target_id: '3370'}
-    - {alt_description: Quick! Sign it!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Quick!
-        Sign it!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3371'}
-    - {alt_description: Looks like a woman finally broke through that glass ceiling
-        of yours., alt_type: text, primary_description: Looks like a woman finally
-        broke through that glass ceiling of yours., primary_type: text, target_id: '3372'}
-    - {alt_description: They say I'm a concrete thinker., alt_type: text, primary_description: They
-        say I'm a concrete thinker., primary_type: text, target_id: '3373'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Instead of the falling piano clich\xE9, its\
-        \ the falling brick clich\xE9.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Instead\
-        \ of the falling piano clich\xE9, its the falling brick clich\xE9.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3374'}
-    - {alt_description: It's not the Sword Of Damocles that you should be worried
-        about., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's not the Sword Of Damocles
-        that you should be worried about., primary_type: text, target_id: '3375'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess my PA did block off this working lunch., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I guess my PA did block off this working lunch., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3376'}
-    - {alt_description: The cream in this coffee is Very very heavy, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The cream in this coffee is Very very heavy, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3377'}
-    - {alt_description: Quick! Hand me your wallet., alt_type: text, primary_description: Quick!
-        Hand me your wallet., primary_type: text, target_id: '3378'}
-    - {alt_description: I've got to stop waiting for the other shoe to drop., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've got to stop waiting for the other shoe to drop., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3379'}
-    - {alt_description: Tomorrow's another day!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Tomorrow's
-        another day!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3380'}
-    - {alt_description: I just feel I need something more concrete, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just feel I need something more concrete, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3381'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If he''s so dumb, how did Trump Towers get built?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If he''s so dumb, how did Trump Towers get built?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3382'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Jim, do you really want to talk about life insurance? Boring!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Jim, do you really want to talk about
-        life insurance? Boring!', primary_type: text, target_id: '3383'}
-    - {alt_description: 'In other words, Peters, You''re fired. I''m sorry, but I
-        don''t know how much more concrete I can be than that.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'In
-        other words, Peters, You''re fired. I''m sorry, but I don''t know how much
-        more concrete I can be than that.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3384'}
-    - {alt_description: Heads-up. Here comes our entrees., alt_type: text, primary_description: Heads-up.
-        Here comes our entrees., primary_type: text, target_id: '3385'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm more of an anti-mason myself., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        more of an anti-mason myself., primary_type: text, target_id: '3386'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So the divorce isn''t going well?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        the divorce isn''t going well?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3387'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, and ACME moved in upstairs.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh,
-        and ACME moved in upstairs.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3388'}
-    - {alt_description: 'In that moment, I realized his ("his" is italicized) life
-        was flashing before my eyes.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'In that
-        moment, I realized his ("his" is italicized) life was flashing before my eyes.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3389'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm actually feeling quite optimistic for a change -- my horoscope
-        said things are looking up., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm actually
-        feeling quite optimistic for a change -- my horoscope said things are looking
-        up., primary_type: text, target_id: '3390'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I think Damocles was a family name. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I think Damocles was a family name. Why do you ask?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3391'}
-    - {alt_description: There can't be anything worse than writer's block, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There can't be anything worse than writer's block, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3392'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, Frank, I don''t know how this week could get any
-        worse.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know, Frank, I don''t know
-        how this week could get any worse.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3393'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What reminds you of the Republican Presidential debates?...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What reminds you of the Republican Presidential
-        debates?...', primary_type: text, target_id: '3394'}
-    - {alt_description: I finally got my cholesterol down., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        finally got my cholesterol down., primary_type: text, target_id: '3395'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Guess what? I won the lottery today.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Guess
-        what? I won the lottery today.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3396'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Not a peep, just relax and take a sip. You''re worry too
-        much.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Not a peep, just relax and take
-        a sip. You''re worry too much.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3397'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sooner or later, my friend, you too shall learn about soul
-        crushing loss.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sooner or later, my
-        friend, you too shall learn about soul crushing loss.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3398'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Who called me a blockhead???', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Who
-        called me a blockhead???', primary_type: text, target_id: '3399'}
-    - {alt_description: 'At times like these, I wish I wasn''t a statistician.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'At times like these, I wish I wasn''t a statistician.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3400'}
-    - {alt_description: My therapist says I have to stop thinking of myself as a loser.....,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: My therapist says I have to stop thinking
-        of myself as a loser....., primary_type: text, target_id: '3401'}
-    - {alt_description: It's right above me isn't it, alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        right above me isn't it, primary_type: text, target_id: '3402'}
-    - {alt_description: I really don't see why we should raise the minimum wage.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I really don't see why we should raise
-        the minimum wage., primary_type: text, target_id: '3403'}
-    - {alt_description: Your headache is about to get worse!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Your
-        headache is about to get worse!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3404'}
-    - {alt_description: Well I bet he won't take the news well after this..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Well I bet he won't take the news well after this..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3405'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, I asked my students: "Would a brick or a feather fall
-        faster on the moon?"', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, I asked my
-        students: "Would a brick or a feather fall faster on the moon?"', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3406'}
-    - {alt_description: Coffee always cures my headaches., alt_type: text, primary_description: Coffee
-        always cures my headaches., primary_type: text, target_id: '3407'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think they liked your Yelp review., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't think they liked your Yelp review., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3408'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Bill, stop trying to drive home the hearse!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Bill, stop trying to drive home the hearse!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3409'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, my therapist told me to pay attention to my intuition.
-        That it would feel like a brick in my gut.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So,
-        my therapist told me to pay attention to my intuition. That it would feel
-        like a brick in my gut.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3410'}
-    - {alt_description: Looks like the wall got 10 feet taller, alt_type: text, primary_description: Looks
-        like the wall got 10 feet taller, primary_type: text, target_id: '3411'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Cheryl and I, we''ve got it all figured out.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Cheryl and I, we''ve got it all figured out.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3412'}
-    - {alt_description: Honestly the most important thing to me right now is becoming
-        the perfect metaphor for the lapse of the 421-a tax abatement program., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Honestly the most important thing to me right now is becoming
-        the perfect metaphor for the lapse of the 421-a tax abatement program., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3413'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you think Bob meant when he said he''d be dropping
-        a big one on us today?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What do you
-        think Bob meant when he said he''d be dropping a big one on us today?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3414'}
-    - {alt_description: The wages of cinder block, alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        wages of cinder block, primary_type: text, target_id: '3415'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I thought we still had a glass ceiling Oh dear!what happened
-        to our glass ceiling?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I thought we
-        still had a glass ceiling Oh dear!what happened to our glass ceiling?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3416'}
-    - {alt_description: That _is_ a bad idea!, alt_type: text, primary_description: That
-        _is_ a bad idea!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3417'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Boy, I can''t shake this headache.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Boy,
-        I can''t shake this headache.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3418'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, it''s time to go.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        it''s time to go.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3419'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Boss, what would you do with two wishes?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Boss, what would you do with two wishes?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3420'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Grow up Johnson, I''m not falling for that old, made you
-        look, made you look gag', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Grow up Johnson,
-        I''m not falling for that old, made you look, made you look gag', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3421'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is it too late to order eggs? Cause this guy is about to
-        get scrambled', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is it too late to order
-        eggs? Cause this guy is about to get scrambled', primary_type: text, target_id: '3422'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So when do I get my 15 minutes of fame?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So when do I get my 15 minutes of fame?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3423'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Well, whaddya know. Dreams do come true".', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"Well, whaddya know. Dreams do come true".', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3424'}
-    - {alt_description: I mean... put yourself in my place., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        mean... put yourself in my place., primary_type: text, target_id: '3425'}
-    - {alt_description: I've heard that readymade art involves taking risks but this
-        is absurd., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've heard that readymade
-        art involves taking risks but this is absurd., primary_type: text, target_id: '3426'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you order the Chicken Little?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you order the Chicken Little?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3427'}
-    - {alt_description: I just don't see any benefits from working in construction.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just don't see any benefits from working
-        in construction., primary_type: text, target_id: '3428'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes drones that deliver are a little off course, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Sometimes drones that deliver are a little off course,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3429'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Where do my cartoon caption ideas come from? I really don''t
-        know --- sometimes they seem to just fall from the sky.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Where do my cartoon caption ideas come from? I really
-        don''t know --- sometimes they seem to just fall from the sky.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3430'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why are you rolling your eyes?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why
-        are you rolling your eyes?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3431'}
-    - {alt_description: A blockbuster could make or break your career., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: A blockbuster could make or break your career., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3432'}
-    - {alt_description: 'still undecided?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'still
-        undecided?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3433'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, my wife is still allergic to flowers. Why?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yes, my wife is still allergic to flowers. Why?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3434'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's order dessert first!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Let's
-        order dessert first!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3435'}
-    - {alt_description: I just found out my wife increased my life insurance., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just found out my wife increased my life insurance.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3436'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Uh, Fred, I think they want the table.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Uh, Fred, I think they want the table.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3437'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So what''s your opinion on life insurance?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So what''s your opinion on life insurance?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3438'}
-    - {alt_description: Umm. . . . maybe you shouldn't have sworn to God that you'd
-        build Trumps border wall yourself!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Umm.
-        . . . maybe you shouldn't have sworn to God that you'd build Trumps border
-        wall yourself!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3439'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Between a falling brick and this coffee? I''d take the brick.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Between a falling brick and this coffee?
-        I''d take the brick.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3440'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever wonder why some people are in the wrong place at the
-        wrong time?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ever wonder why some people
-        are in the wrong place at the wrong time?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3441'}
-    - {alt_description: I want to be more open-minded., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        want to be more open-minded., primary_type: text, target_id: '3442'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Any strong feelings about destiny Ralph?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Any strong feelings about destiny Ralph?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3443'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Be honest with me. Do I come across as hard headed?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Be honest with me. Do I come across as hard headed?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3444'}
-    - {alt_description: The most important thing in life is to have a lateral point
-        of view., alt_type: text, primary_description: The most important thing in
-        life is to have a lateral point of view., primary_type: text, target_id: '3445'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is it a bee? The last thing I want is a bee in my coffee.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is it a bee? The last thing I want is
-        a bee in my coffee.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3446'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm surprised we finally closed the deal. My horoscope said
-        I was going to encounter a huge stumbling block today., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        surprised we finally closed the deal. My horoscope said I was going to encounter
-        a huge stumbling block today., primary_type: text, target_id: '3447'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This will certainly outweigh the benefits of the all day
-        breakfast menu, I''m afraid.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This
-        will certainly outweigh the benefits of the all day breakfast menu, I''m afraid.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3448'}
-    - {alt_description: You have to listen because I am not going to repeat myself.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: You have to listen because I am not going
-        to repeat myself., primary_type: text, target_id: '3449'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And the crazy thing is, he never knew what hit him.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'And the crazy thing is, he never knew what hit him.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3450'}
-    - {alt_description: Tell Francine I didn't see it coming, alt_type: text, primary_description: Tell
-        Francine I didn't see it coming, primary_type: text, target_id: '3451'}
-    - {alt_description: 'After 32 years at that hell hole, I''m really looking forward
-        to my retirement tomorrow.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'After 32
-        years at that hell hole, I''m really looking forward to my retirement tomorrow.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3452'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't know...I just keep waiting for the other shoe to drop.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't know...I just keep waiting for
-        the other shoe to drop., primary_type: text, target_id: '3453'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "This plan covers Murphy\u2019s Law, right?",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "This plan covers Murphy\u2019\
-        s Law, right?", primary_type: text, target_id: '3454'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why shouldn''t I have ordered a Venti?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why shouldn''t I have ordered a Venti?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3455'}
-    - {alt_description: I wonder how long that has been here!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        wonder how long that has been here!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3456'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm going to splurge and order a Danish; it won't kill me!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm going to splurge and order a Danish;
-        it won't kill me!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3457'}
-    - {alt_description: He's not Mr. Trump., alt_type: text, primary_description: He's
-        not Mr. Trump., primary_type: text, target_id: '3458'}
-    - {alt_description: Saving for a rainy day ain't what it's cracked up to be.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Saving for a rainy day ain't what it's
-        cracked up to be., primary_type: text, target_id: '3459'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You won how much?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        won how much?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3460'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did I unplug my straightener this morning?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did I unplug my straightener this morning?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3461'}
-    - {alt_description: There's only one way to cement this deal..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There's only one way to cement this deal..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3462'}
-    - {alt_description: Oh my - I guess it's too late to duck., alt_type: text, primary_description: Oh
-        my - I guess it's too late to duck., primary_type: text, target_id: '3463'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Lean back Hal, the union''s on strike again', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Lean back Hal, the union''s on strike again', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3464'}
-    - {alt_description: Party crasher., alt_type: text, primary_description: Party
-        crasher., primary_type: text, target_id: '3465'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Even with strong opposition, no one can touch me!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Even with strong opposition, no one can touch me!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3466'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Lately, I''ve felt like I''m always the last one to know.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Lately, I''ve felt like I''m always the
-        last one to know.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3467'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, now I''m just waiting for the other shoe to drop.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, now I''m just waiting for the other shoe to drop.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3468'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I can''t think of anything, I just need something to hit
-        me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I can''t think of anything, I
-        just need something to hit me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3469'}
-    - {alt_description: I am fortunate to have a friend like you!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I am fortunate to have a friend like you!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3470'}
-    - {alt_description: Dang! I can't remember her name... I'm having one of those
-        mental 'whatchamacallits' again., alt_type: text, primary_description: Dang!
-        I can't remember her name... I'm having one of those mental 'whatchamacallits'
-        again., primary_type: text, target_id: '3471'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If he tells me I''m fired, it''s going to hit me like a ton
-        of bricks.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If he tells me I''m fired,
-        it''s going to hit me like a ton of bricks.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3472'}
-    - {alt_description: You wouldn't believe my luck lately., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        wouldn't believe my luck lately., primary_type: text, target_id: '3473'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So again the bell tolls, on another mortal soul, for the
-        man across the street has a better plan for Cole.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        again the bell tolls, on another mortal soul, for the man across the street
-        has a better plan for Cole.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3474'}
-    - {alt_description: Hey! That's not a shoe., alt_type: text, primary_description: Hey!
-        That's not a shoe., primary_type: text, target_id: '3475'}
-    - {alt_description: '" . . .and unlimited refills." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan,
-        Floral Park, NY', alt_type: text, primary_description: '" . . .and unlimited
-        refills." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3476'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, my broker said, "Don''t worry, everything''s fine."',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, my broker said, "Don''t worry, everything''s
-        fine."', primary_type: text, target_id: '3477'}
-    - {alt_description: I think it says ACME., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think it says ACME., primary_type: text, target_id: '3478'}
-    - {alt_description: Give me something concrete !, alt_type: text, primary_description: Give
-        me something concrete !, primary_type: text, target_id: '3479'}
-    - {alt_description: I just feel like the world is falling in on me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just feel like the world is falling in on me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3480'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What a joke, the bottom''s going to fall out.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What a joke, the bottom''s going to fall out.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3481'}
-    - {alt_description: Say it--Don't spray it., alt_type: text, primary_description: Say
-        it--Don't spray it., primary_type: text, target_id: '3482'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, that would be as improbable as a cinder block falling
-        on your head.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know, that would
-        be as improbable as a cinder block falling on your head.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3483'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do I have a living will or a will to live?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do I have a living will or a will to live?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3484'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I had the best dream last night\u2026all my\
-        \ friends and family were celebrating at once.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "I\
-        \ had the best dream last night\u2026all my friends and family were celebrating\
-        \ at once.", primary_type: text, target_id: '3485'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I went to this psychic barber and when she''s done she
-        says "There, that''s a super hard cut" and I said "you mean super hair cut."
-        And she says, "no, super hard cut" and I said "hmmm..."', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So I went to this psychic barber and when she''s done
-        she says "There, that''s a super hard cut" and I said "you mean super hair
-        cut." And she says, "no, super hard cut" and I said "hmmm..."', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3486'}
-    - {alt_description: Living in the moment is key., alt_type: text, primary_description: Living
-        in the moment is key., primary_type: text, target_id: '3487'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm not sure if my ex-wife is happy with her settlement.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm not sure if my ex-wife is happy with
-        her settlement., primary_type: text, target_id: '3488'}
-    - {alt_description: I had a real bad day at the office...., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        had a real bad day at the office...., primary_type: text, target_id: '3489'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm not seeing any signs of a crash., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        not seeing any signs of a crash., primary_type: text, target_id: '3490'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think I worry too much?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you think I worry too much?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3491'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I wished for a ton of bricks, but this is fine.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I wished for a ton of bricks, but this is fine.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3492'}
-    - {alt_description: Your not going to believe this but I think things are finally
-        falling into place for me., alt_type: text, primary_description: Your not
-        going to believe this but I think things are finally falling into place for
-        me., primary_type: text, target_id: '3493'}
-    - {alt_description: I did ask for a sign from God.., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        did ask for a sign from God.., primary_type: text, target_id: '3494'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you ever work in a restaurant and spit in someone''s
-        food? No, why? Times have changed...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you ever work in a restaurant and spit in someone''s food? No, why? Times
-        have changed...', primary_type: text, target_id: '3495'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do we usually tip here?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        we usually tip here?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3496'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m sorry, I know I can be a block head sometimes....',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m sorry, I know I can be a block head
-        sometimes....', primary_type: text, target_id: '3497'}
-    - {alt_description: I just adopted a little chicken., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just adopted a little chicken., primary_type: text, target_id: '3498'}
-    - {alt_description: Better cover your drink., alt_type: text, primary_description: Better
-        cover your drink., primary_type: text, target_id: '3499'}
-    - {alt_description: So I told her to give me one concrete reason why I should.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: So I told her to give me one concrete reason
-        why I should., primary_type: text, target_id: '3500'}
-    - {alt_description: What a stressful day. This is absolutely the WORST headache
-        I've ever had!, alt_type: text, primary_description: What a stressful day.
-        This is absolutely the WORST headache I've ever had!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3501'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know how they say "Don''t look down"?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know how they say "Don''t look down"?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3502'}
-    - {alt_description: There's really nothing worse than bad coffee., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There's really nothing worse than bad coffee., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3503'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Really, what could be worse than Trump?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"Really, what could be worse than Trump?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3504'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, I''m finally retiring this Friday...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, I''m finally retiring this Friday...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3505'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Should I or should I not tell him? I mean, he was never really
-        nice to me in the first place.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Should
-        I or should I not tell him? I mean, he was never really nice to me in the
-        first place.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3506'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe this will break his hardheaded nature., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Maybe this will break his hardheaded nature., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3507'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why, yes, I am on the company''s health plan. Why do you
-        ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why, yes, I am on the company''s
-        health plan. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3508'}
-    - {alt_description: Only divine intervention could screw up this deal., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Only divine intervention could screw up this deal., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3509'}
-    - {alt_description: I hope I don't get sued for this., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        hope I don't get sued for this., primary_type: text, target_id: '3510'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Quit it, George. Puns are for blockheads.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Quit it, George. Puns are for blockheads.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3511'}
-    - {alt_description: It's no secret. I take everyday as it comes., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's no secret. I take everyday as it comes., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3512'}
-    - {alt_description: That's All Folks., alt_type: text, primary_description: That's
-        All Folks., primary_type: text, target_id: '3513'}
-    - {alt_description: Gravity my friend is just a theory, alt_type: text, primary_description: Gravity
-        my friend is just a theory, primary_type: text, target_id: '3514'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I said, I can feel a headache coming on.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I said, I can feel a headache coming on.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3515'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Jones, we''re going to have to start from the ground up on
-        this one, a block at a time.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Jones,
-        we''re going to have to start from the ground up on this one, a block at a
-        time.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3516'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you sure that is rain hitting the roof?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Are you sure that is rain hitting the roof?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3517'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Styrofoam, shmyrafoam. I''m so sick of your "Save the Planet"
-        soapbox, Fred. I''ll drink my coffee anyway I like. Besides, who''s going
-        to stop me?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Styrofoam, shmyrafoam.
-        I''m so sick of your "Save the Planet" soapbox, Fred. I''ll drink my coffee
-        anyway I like. Besides, who''s going to stop me?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3518'}
-    - {alt_description: I was always more of a Tex Avery man myself., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I was always more of a Tex Avery man myself., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3519'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well.... I want you to know, I''m your guy to bring some
-        real heft to the table here Bill.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well....
-        I want you to know, I''m your guy to bring some real heft to the table here
-        Bill.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3520'}
-    - {alt_description: Be careful what you wish for. Killed by idiom!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Be careful what you wish for. Killed by idiom!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3521'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So you''re not laying me off, after all?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So you''re not laying me off, after all?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3522'}
-    - {alt_description: We're going to need a concrete plan., alt_type: text, primary_description: We're
-        going to need a concrete plan., primary_type: text, target_id: '3523'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I were you, I wouldn''t worry about it.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If I were you, I wouldn''t worry about it.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3524'}
-    - {alt_description: I bet your next idea will hit you like a ton of bricks, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I bet your next idea will hit you like a ton of bricks,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3525'}
-    - {alt_description: And that's when it hit me!, alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        that's when it hit me!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3526'}
-    - {alt_description: It's all about knowing when the next big thing is gonna hit.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: It's all about knowing when the next big
-        thing is gonna hit., primary_type: text, target_id: '3527'}
-    - {alt_description: 'There is nothing that you, or anybody else could say, that
-        could stop me from voting for Donald Trump!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'There
-        is nothing that you, or anybody else could say, that could stop me from voting
-        for Donald Trump!', primary_type: text, target_id: '3528'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Watch out, the Trumptastrophe is falling!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Watch out, the Trumptastrophe is falling!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3529'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have those responses on my desk by the end of the day. I
-        want the calendar cleared before my vacation. While I''m gone, you''ll be
-        researching cases for next month. You''ll probably have to work both weekends
-        to get it all done.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Have those responses
-        on my desk by the end of the day. I want the calendar cleared before my vacation.
-        While I''m gone, you''ll be researching cases for next month. You''ll probably
-        have to work both weekends to get it all done.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3530'}
-    - {alt_description: I wonder what he did to deserve this!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        wonder what he did to deserve this!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3531'}
-    - {alt_description: You know that artificial sweetener will kill ya., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You know that artificial sweetener will kill ya., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3532'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Trickle-down briconomics??!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Trickle-down
-        briconomics??!', primary_type: text, target_id: '3533'}
-    - {alt_description: I quit eating pastrami. That stuff will kill you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I quit eating pastrami. That stuff will kill you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3534'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Tell me, can this day get any worse?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Tell
-        me, can this day get any worse?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3535'}
-    - {alt_description: They say that the vibe in the upstairs section is more exciting,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: They say that the vibe in the upstairs
-        section is more exciting, primary_type: text, target_id: '3536'}
-    - {alt_description: Things are finally starting to look up., alt_type: text, primary_description: Things
-        are finally starting to look up., primary_type: text, target_id: '3537'}
-    - {alt_description: The next level is so close I can feel it., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The next level is so close I can feel it., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3538'}
-    - {alt_description: And that's my final word on the subject!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And that's my final word on the subject!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3539'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm such a klutz. I'm always spilling my coffee., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm such a klutz. I'm always spilling my coffee., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3540'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm pretty sure she won't be pulling that passive-aggressive
-        stuff with me anymore., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm pretty sure
-        she won't be pulling that passive-aggressive stuff with me anymore., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3541'}
-    - {alt_description: 'See mints? What mints? I don''t see any mints...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'See mints? What mints? I don''t see any mints...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3542'}
-    - {alt_description: I was thinking of ordering the souffle., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        was thinking of ordering the souffle., primary_type: text, target_id: '3543'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why is that brick falling?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why
-        is that brick falling?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3544'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm telling you.. it's like the Cinder Block of Damocles..,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm telling you.. it's like the Cinder
-        Block of Damocles.., primary_type: text, target_id: '3545'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do I have to do to get you to look at me when I''m talking?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What do I have to do to get you to look
-        at me when I''m talking?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3546'}
-    - {alt_description: Looks like my wallet is going to take a hit., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Looks like my wallet is going to take a hit., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3547'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd like to cement this deal right now., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'd
-        like to cement this deal right now., primary_type: text, target_id: '3548'}
-    - {alt_description: Trust me on this one...it's a win-win situation., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Trust me on this one...it's a win-win situation., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3549'}
-    - {alt_description: You're about to become a blockhead., alt_type: text, primary_description: You're
-        about to become a blockhead., primary_type: text, target_id: '3550'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "There\u2019s no harm in being 5 minutes late.",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "There\u2019s no harm in being\
-        \ 5 minutes late.", primary_type: text, target_id: '3551'}
-    - {alt_description: I will see Tom and Jelly in the real world, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I will see Tom and Jelly in the real world, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3552'}
-    - {alt_description: I just have this gut feeling I'm about to be down sized, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just have this gut feeling I'm about to be down sized,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3553'}
-    - {alt_description: 'They say cinderblocks never strike twice, so I''m not really
-        concerned.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'They say cinderblocks never
-        strike twice, so I''m not really concerned.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3554'}
-    - {alt_description: Let me explain why your contract with the mob is non-binding.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Let me explain why your contract with the
-        mob is non-binding., primary_type: text, target_id: '3555'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Next time, my treat.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Next
-        time, my treat.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3556'}
-    - {alt_description: Things are starting to look up., alt_type: text, primary_description: Things
-        are starting to look up., primary_type: text, target_id: '3557'}
-    - {alt_description: Isaac Newton had it easy., alt_type: text, primary_description: Isaac
-        Newton had it easy., primary_type: text, target_id: '3558'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Maybe I will eat, I feel a headache coming on.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Maybe I will eat, I feel a headache coming on.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3559'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you mean, "Zeus is so 20th century?"', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What do you mean, "Zeus is so 20th century?"', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3560'}
-    - {alt_description: My luck's gonna change. I can almost feel it., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My luck's gonna change. I can almost feel it., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3561'}
-    - {alt_description: I want to make a bucket list., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        want to make a bucket list., primary_type: text, target_id: '3562'}
-    - {alt_description: When your friend doesn't believe he's hard headed., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: When your friend doesn't believe he's hard headed., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3563'}
-    - {alt_description: Everyone calls me a blockhead at work., alt_type: text, primary_description: Everyone
-        calls me a blockhead at work., primary_type: text, target_id: '3564'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I told her, "Relax, I''ll just pick it up on the way home."',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I told her, "Relax, I''ll just pick
-        it up on the way home."', primary_type: text, target_id: '3565'}
-    - {alt_description: So then I just walked out before she could retaliate., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So then I just walked out before she could retaliate.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3566'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Dude,there''s nothing upon you. (The brick falls) April fool!!!:).',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Dude,there''s nothing upon you. (The brick
-        falls) April fool!!!:).', primary_type: text, target_id: '3567'}
-    - {alt_description: I think we've covered it all. Good meeting., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think we've covered it all. Good meeting., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3568'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't be afraid to help a brother out., alt_type: text, primary_description: Don't
-        be afraid to help a brother out., primary_type: text, target_id: '3569'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oddly enough, we finished the building with a few materials
-        unaccounted for.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oddly enough, we
-        finished the building with a few materials unaccounted for.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3570'}
-    - {alt_description: 'and then it hit me, life happens when you least expect it.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'and then it hit me, life happens when
-        you least expect it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3571'}
-    - {alt_description: My luck is about to change. I can feel it., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My luck is about to change. I can feel it., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3572'}
-    - {alt_description: This insurance policy you're buying should come in handy soon.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: This insurance policy you're buying should
-        come in handy soon., primary_type: text, target_id: '3573'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Lousy Horoscope this morning. Starting tomorrow, I''m going
-        to stop that nonsense.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Lousy Horoscope
-        this morning. Starting tomorrow, I''m going to stop that nonsense.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3574'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You really think the deal will be blocked?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You really think the deal will be blocked?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3575'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know Stan, sometimes I feel the weight of the world is
-        going to come crashing down on me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        know Stan, sometimes I feel the weight of the world is going to come crashing
-        down on me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3576'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you hear? Iron stocks are plummeted!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did you hear? Iron stocks are plummeted!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3577'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever get a strange feeling that someone you really
-        care about is in grave danger?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you ever get a strange feeling that someone you really care about is in grave
-        danger?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3578'}
-    - {alt_description: Forgot to check today's forecast., alt_type: text, primary_description: Forgot
-        to check today's forecast., primary_type: text, target_id: '3579'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So anyway, I just did my taxes with H & R, um, H & R... shoot,
-        what''s it called again?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So anyway,
-        I just did my taxes with H & R, um, H & R... shoot, what''s it called again?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3580'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, Beasley, are you ready to cement our deal ?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, Beasley, are you ready to cement our deal ?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3581'}
-    - {alt_description: I've heard 'raining cats and dogs' but never cinderblocks..,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I've heard 'raining cats and dogs' but
-        never cinderblocks.., primary_type: text, target_id: '3582'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So the weatherman actually got one right?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So the weatherman actually got one right?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3583'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ll never understand FOMO. If I''m meant to be somewhere,
-        I''ll be there.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ll never understand
-        FOMO. If I''m meant to be somewhere, I''ll be there.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3584'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I think I''m going to cash in my chips and spend the rest
-        of my life working for an NGO, or maybe do organic gardening, you know, something
-        meaningful.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I think I''m going
-        to cash in my chips and spend the rest of my life working for an NGO, or maybe
-        do organic gardening, you know, something meaningful.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3585'}
-    - {alt_description: With this building I proved you can do an entire large structure
-        out of cinder block., alt_type: text, primary_description: With this building
-        I proved you can do an entire large structure out of cinder block., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3586'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife says I worry too much., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        wife says I worry too much., primary_type: text, target_id: '3587'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "It's a normal correction, Harry. Trust me\u2014\
-        the sky's not falling!", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "It's\
-        \ a normal correction, Harry. Trust me\u2014the sky's not falling!", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3588'}
-    - {alt_description: 'all this ''no tipping allowed'' business, it''s just un-American...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'all this ''no tipping allowed'' business,
-        it''s just un-American...', primary_type: text, target_id: '3589'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Brick-and-mortar is done, Bob.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Brick-and-mortar
-        is done, Bob.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3590'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Should I tell the boss you''ve taken a block of time off
-        this afternoon?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Should I tell the
-        boss you''ve taken a block of time off this afternoon?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3591'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s to ponder? tdhis matter is going to be brought to
-        a head', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''s to ponder? tdhis matter
-        is going to be brought to a head', primary_type: text, target_id: '3592'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Really Ted, I have nothing against death".', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"Really Ted, I have nothing against death".', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3593'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s all this talk about Einstein and matter and curved
-        spacetime?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''s all this talk about
-        Einstein and matter and curved spacetime?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3594'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So she says, ''one lump or two?''', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        she says, ''one lump or two?''', primary_type: text, target_id: '3595'}
-    - {alt_description: Your brain is terrible! Your report doesn't making any sense!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Your brain is terrible! Your report doesn't
-        making any sense!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3596'}
-    - {alt_description: See ya!, alt_type: text, primary_description: See ya!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3597'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's say you get hit by a bus., alt_type: text, primary_description: Let's
-        say you get hit by a bus., primary_type: text, target_id: '3598'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, but where''s the concrete proof that He exists?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yes, but where''s the concrete proof that He exists?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3599'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I see a problem with your logic., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think I see a problem with your logic., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3600'}
-    - {alt_description: There's no way I"ll budge., alt_type: text, primary_description: There's
-        no way I"ll budge., primary_type: text, target_id: '3601'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, not a dark cloud, exactly...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No,
-        not a dark cloud, exactly...', primary_type: text, target_id: '3602'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So you''re against the Affordable Care Act?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So you''re against the Affordable Care Act?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3603'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You ever feel like things just hit you out of the blue?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You ever feel like things just hit you
-        out of the blue?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3604'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My coffee''s cold and they overcharged me for the bagel.
-        What else could go wrong today?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My
-        coffee''s cold and they overcharged me for the bagel. What else could go wrong
-        today?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3605'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I can''t say I''ve ever experienced writer''s block.
-        Why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, I can''t say I''ve
-        ever experienced writer''s block. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3606'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is there time for a cappuccino?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is
-        there time for a cappuccino?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3607'}
-    - {alt_description: And then suddenly it struck me., alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        then suddenly it struck me., primary_type: text, target_id: '3608'}
-    - {alt_description: My thoughts just get a lightbulb., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        thoughts just get a lightbulb., primary_type: text, target_id: '3609'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''d been watching my weight and cholesterol and had been
-        working out. But then I thought, ''What the hell. I''ll just let things take
-        their natural course.''', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''d been
-        watching my weight and cholesterol and had been working out. But then I thought,
-        ''What the hell. I''ll just let things take their natural course.''', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3610'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t look now, but the sky is falling.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Don''t look now, but the sky is falling.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3611'}
-    - {alt_description: I would need to see some concrete evidence that climate change
-        is real before I act on policy., alt_type: text, primary_description: I would
-        need to see some concrete evidence that climate change is real before I act
-        on policy., primary_type: text, target_id: '3612'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Alan Watts said it best: "You and I are all as much continuous
-        with the physical universe as a wave is continuous with the ocean."', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Alan Watts said it best: "You and I are all as much continuous
-        with the physical universe as a wave is continuous with the ocean."', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3613'}
-    - {alt_description: Each person who discovered the truth died under mysterious
-        circumstances., alt_type: text, primary_description: Each person who discovered
-        the truth died under mysterious circumstances., primary_type: text, target_id: '3614'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Show me someone who can expect the unexpected, and I''ll
-        show you a successful actuary.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Show
-        me someone who can expect the unexpected, and I''ll show you a successful
-        actuary.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3615'}
-    - {alt_description: It looks like they took your complaint seriously., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It looks like they took your complaint seriously., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3616'}
-    - {alt_description: The silver lining -- it's not a ton of bricks., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The silver lining -- it's not a ton of bricks., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3617'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m sorry Bill, there''s just no openings right now at the
-        firm', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m sorry Bill, there''s just
-        no openings right now at the firm', primary_type: text, target_id: '3618'}
-    - {alt_description: I need an answer now., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        need an answer now., primary_type: text, target_id: '3619'}
-    - {alt_description: Quick! Read your fortune cookie!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Quick!
-        Read your fortune cookie!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3620'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Nope, I don''t see duck on the menu.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Nope,
-        I don''t see duck on the menu.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3621'}
-    - {alt_description: You won't believe what happened to me last night., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You won't believe what happened to me last night., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3622'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you just call me Blockhead?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you just call me Blockhead?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3623'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing could be worse than this headache., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Nothing could be worse than this headache., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3624'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Quick! Say something philosophic: your last words can''t
-        be "pass me the sugar"!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Quick! Say
-        something philosophic: your last words can''t be "pass me the sugar"!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3625'}
-    - {alt_description: There are drawbacks to having a magnetic personality., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There are drawbacks to having a magnetic personality.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3626'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey John what are you looking at? Is there something on my
-        head?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hey John what are you looking
-        at? Is there something on my head?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3627'}
-    - {alt_description: Ugh -- decaf. Now I'm gonna have a headache all day., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Ugh -- decaf. Now I'm gonna have a headache all day., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3628'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How many lumps did you ask for?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How
-        many lumps did you ask for?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3629'}
-    - {alt_description: I recommend we bump up your insurance a bit., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I recommend we bump up your insurance a bit., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3630'}
-    - {alt_description: '...Meanwhile, at South Park Cafe, in a parallel reality 40
-        years into the future, Ken removes the lid from his coffee cup.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...Meanwhile, at South Park Cafe, in a parallel reality
-        40 years into the future, Ken removes the lid from his coffee cup.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3631'}
-    - {alt_description: Sara said i should have seen it coming., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sara
-        said i should have seen it coming., primary_type: text, target_id: '3632'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Frank, you know what''s odd for the first time in my life
-        I''ve forgotten my rabbits foot".', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"Frank,
-        you know what''s odd for the first time in my life I''ve forgotten my rabbits
-        foot".', primary_type: text, target_id: '3633'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then it hit me like a blot from the blue: My wife is
-        cheating with a brick mason.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And then
-        it hit me like a blot from the blue: My wife is cheating with a brick mason.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3634'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Honest George, I can''t shake this feeling of impending doom.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Honest George, I can''t shake this feeling
-        of impending doom.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3635'}
-    - {alt_description: 'For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'For every action, there is an equal and
-        opposite reaction.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3636'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m so stuffed up, it feels like I''ve got a head full of
-        concrete.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m so stuffed up, it feels
-        like I''ve got a head full of concrete.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3637'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm still waiting for my fifteen minutes of fame., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm still waiting for my fifteen minutes of fame., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3638'}
-    - {alt_description: You said it would have to be a quick lunch..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You said it would have to be a quick lunch..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3639'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Shall I ask for the check?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Shall
-        I ask for the check?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3640'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What earthquake?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        earthquake?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3641'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife said that if she dropped a stone it would solve all
-        our marriage problems, alt_type: text, primary_description: My wife said that
-        if she dropped a stone it would solve all our marriage problems, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3642'}
-    - {alt_description: I have this sudden urge for a Fig Newton., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I have this sudden urge for a Fig Newton., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3643'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What is wrong Joe?. Ever since 9/11, you seem to be preoccupied
-        with imaginary objects falling from the sky.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        is wrong Joe?. Ever since 9/11, you seem to be preoccupied with imaginary
-        objects falling from the sky.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3644'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you hear that the North Koreans are working on a catapult?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did you hear that the North Koreans are
-        working on a catapult?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3645'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm a guy that likes to play the odds...., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm a guy that likes to play the odds...., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3646'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And if my plan crosses some moral line, let God throw a brick.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And if my plan crosses some moral line,
-        let God throw a brick.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3647'}
-    - {alt_description: yeah... and then it hit me!, alt_type: text, primary_description: yeah...
-        and then it hit me!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3648'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, if you don''t believe in evolution, do you believe in
-        gravity?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, if you don''t believe
-        in evolution, do you believe in gravity?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3649'}
-    - {alt_description: Wait. It'll come to me in a second., alt_type: text, primary_description: Wait.
-        It'll come to me in a second., primary_type: text, target_id: '3650'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So - We have a verbal contract -Right ?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So - We have a verbal contract -Right ?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3651'}
-    - {alt_description: I never use passive verbs if I can help it., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I never use passive verbs if I can help it., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3652'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, anyway, I''ve decided to sue the garage over a scratch
-        I found on my car.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, anyway, I''ve
-        decided to sue the garage over a scratch I found on my car.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3653'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you order a vegan burger?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you order a vegan burger?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3654'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I hate to be the one who says the sky is falling, but . .
-        .', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I hate to be the one who says the
-        sky is falling, but . . .', primary_type: text, target_id: '3655'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I thought, what''s the worst that could happen.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So I thought, what''s the worst that could happen.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3656'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m serious, Bob, I think someone''s trying to kill me.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m serious, Bob, I think someone''s
-        trying to kill me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3657'}
-    - {alt_description: Looks likes concrete idea., alt_type: text, primary_description: Looks
-        likes concrete idea., primary_type: text, target_id: '3658'}
-    - {alt_description: Did you forget to leave a tip last time we ate here!!!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Did you forget to leave a tip last time we ate here!!!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3659'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't seem to get over this mental block., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't seem to get over this mental block., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3660'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So you think I should renew my life insurance policy?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So you think I should renew my life insurance policy?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3661'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Now whatcha gonna do with it?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Now
-        whatcha gonna do with it?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3662'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Heads" what?', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"Heads"
-        what?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3663'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know you''re not a Trump fan, but if I were you, I would
-        move a little to the right..', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I know
-        you''re not a Trump fan, but if I were you, I would move a little to the right..',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3664'}
-    - {alt_description: I really feel like things are starting to look up..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I really feel like things are starting to look up..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3665'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So yesterday I was thinking - "Why not? We''ll meet. We''ll
-        eat. We''ll drink ...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So yesterday
-        I was thinking - "Why not? We''ll meet. We''ll eat. We''ll drink ...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3666'}
-    - {alt_description: '....and that''s the gist of it. Oh, and to top it off....',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '....and that''s the gist of it. Oh, and
-        to top it off....', primary_type: text, target_id: '3667'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This one''s on you, Pete.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This
-        one''s on you, Pete.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3668'}
-    - {alt_description: Walter Mitty-2016, alt_type: text, primary_description: Walter
-        Mitty-2016, primary_type: text, target_id: '3669'}
-    - {alt_description: I hear they've opened a Zumba upstairs., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        hear they've opened a Zumba upstairs., primary_type: text, target_id: '3670'}
-    - {alt_description: Funny. Last week it was a piano., alt_type: text, primary_description: Funny.
-        Last week it was a piano., primary_type: text, target_id: '3671'}
-    - {alt_description: Ten days mourning is enough. Hot date tonight., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Ten days mourning is enough. Hot date tonight., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3672'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Maybe I''m too optimistic, but I feel like that dark cloud
-        over my head has finally left.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Maybe
-        I''m too optimistic, but I feel like that dark cloud over my head has finally
-        left.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3673'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The contracts are signed, what can possibly go wrong?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'The contracts are signed, what can possibly go wrong?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3674'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Diners, drive-ins, and dies.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Diners,
-        drive-ins, and dies.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3675'}
-    - {alt_description: Heads or tails.................., alt_type: text, primary_description: Heads
-        or tails.................., primary_type: text, target_id: '3676'}
-    - {alt_description: My horoscope said a surprise would put me in a better place.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: My horoscope said a surprise would put
-        me in a better place., primary_type: text, target_id: '3677'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't believe in Karma..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't believe in Karma..., primary_type: text, target_id: '3678'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Me? I''m long on "infrastructure".', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Me?
-        I''m long on "infrastructure".', primary_type: text, target_id: '3679'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I lost everything! What else could go wrong?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I lost everything! What else could go wrong?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3680'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then it struck me: Everything I said was becoming real.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And then it struck me: Everything I said
-        was becoming real.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3681'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I've finally hit rock bottom., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think I've finally hit rock bottom., primary_type: text, target_id: '3682'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I just wanted to give you a heads up on what''s gonna
-        go down, Murray.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I just wanted
-        to give you a heads up on what''s gonna go down, Murray.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3683'}
-    - {alt_description: I finally feel like a great weight's been lifted off my head.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I finally feel like a great weight's been
-        lifted off my head., primary_type: text, target_id: '3684'}
-    - {alt_description: The worst part is not knowing when the other shoe is going
-        to drop., alt_type: text, primary_description: The worst part is not knowing
-        when the other shoe is going to drop., primary_type: text, target_id: '3685'}
-    - {alt_description: I am just so tired of people interrupting me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I am just so tired of people interrupting me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3686'}
-    - {alt_description: You really should have had the dessert, alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        really should have had the dessert, primary_type: text, target_id: '3687'}
-    - {alt_description: Ever since I called the whistleblower hotline I've had the
-        feeling that something big is about to drop., alt_type: text, primary_description: Ever
-        since I called the whistleblower hotline I've had the feeling that something
-        big is about to drop., primary_type: text, target_id: '3688'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Today''s my lucky day, I just feel it.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Today''s my lucky day, I just feel it.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3689'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do we have time to eat or should we take it "to go"?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do we have time to eat or should we take it "to go"?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3690'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe I should be more careful in what I wish for. I was hoping
-        you would see the light., alt_type: text, primary_description: Maybe I should
-        be more careful in what I wish for. I was hoping you would see the light.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3691'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you have life insurance?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you have life insurance?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3692'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This is a no-brainer, Hal.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This
-        is a no-brainer, Hal.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3693'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Enough about my problems. How are you?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Enough about my problems. How are you?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3694'}
-    - {alt_description: My ex keeps telling me I should try this place., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My ex keeps telling me I should try this place., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3695'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm sure the other shoe will fall soon enough., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm sure the other shoe will fall soon enough., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3696'}
-    - {alt_description: My plans aren't set in concrete., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        plans aren't set in concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '3697'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm probably just being paranoid., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        probably just being paranoid., primary_type: text, target_id: '3698'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Heavy lunch, man. Feel like I''m going to knock out.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Heavy lunch, man. Feel like I''m going to knock out.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3699'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I said to him, "bad things happen to bad people"', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So I said to him, "bad things happen to bad people"',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3700'}
-    - {alt_description: I've got to stop imagining the worst - it's killing me!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've got to stop imagining the worst - it's killing me!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3701'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So you never suffered from writer''s block?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So you never suffered from writer''s block?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3702'}
-    - {alt_description: 'We''ve come up with some preliminary ideas, but nothing concrete,
-        yet.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'We''ve come up with some preliminary
-        ideas, but nothing concrete, yet.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3703'}
-    - {alt_description: I get it. I don't have to be hit with a sledgehammer., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I get it. I don't have to be hit with a sledgehammer.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3704'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When''s the deadline?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'When''s
-        the deadline?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3705'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, how has your day been so far?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So,
-        how has your day been so far?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3706'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Because this 20% tipping thing has run amok. Why do you ask?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Because this 20% tipping thing has run
-        amok. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3707'}
-    - {alt_description: All I said was she could drop a few pounds., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: All I said was she could drop a few pounds., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3708'}
-    - {alt_description: 'A "blockhead, me?"', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'A
-        "blockhead, me?"', primary_type: text, target_id: '3709'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I can\u2019t decide whether or not to start\
-        \ the Zoloft.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "I can\u2019\
-        t decide whether or not to start the Zoloft.", primary_type: text, target_id: '3710'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Kiss me NOW, you fool!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Kiss
-        me NOW, you fool!', primary_type: text, target_id: '3711'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm running late for my 3 o'clock........, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm running late for my 3 o'clock........, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3712'}
-    - {alt_description: I'LL PICK UP THE CHECK NEXT TIME, alt_type: text, primary_description: I'LL
-        PICK UP THE CHECK NEXT TIME, primary_type: text, target_id: '3713'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Clark, you have to realize your limitations...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Clark, you have to realize your limitations...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3714'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, I think she took it pretty well, but you know Marcie,
-        it is hard to read her face at the best of times', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes,
-        I think she took it pretty well, but you know Marcie, it is hard to read her
-        face at the best of times', primary_type: text, target_id: '3715'}
-    - {alt_description: MOVE aaa........block is dropping!!!, alt_type: text, primary_description: MOVE
-        aaa........block is dropping!!!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3716'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll explain the gravity of the situation to you after this
-        coffee; it's a life saver!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll explain
-        the gravity of the situation to you after this coffee; it's a life saver!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3717'}
-    - {alt_description: Man. I feel a headache coming on., alt_type: text, primary_description: Man.
-        I feel a headache coming on., primary_type: text, target_id: '3718'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, that is just a bad idea.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No,
-        that is just a bad idea.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3719'}
-    - {alt_description: Could be worse. Could be raining cats and dogs., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Could be worse. Could be raining cats and dogs., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3720'}
-    - {alt_description: My dream was always to build something with you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My dream was always to build something with you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3721'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have you ever found yourself in a place where you feel you''re
-        just waiting for a sign?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Have you
-        ever found yourself in a place where you feel you''re just waiting for a sign?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3722'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and then I told my wife I wasn''t being hard-headed about
-        it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and then I told my wife I wasn''t
-        being hard-headed about it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3723'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Honestly Bob, I''m so confused right now I don''t know whether
-        I feel like I''ve been hit with a ton of bricks or a brick that weighs a ton.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Honestly Bob, I''m so confused right now
-        I don''t know whether I feel like I''ve been hit with a ton of bricks or a
-        brick that weighs a ton.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3724'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't shake this feeling that the other shoe is about to
-        drop., alt_type: text, primary_description: I can't shake this feeling that
-        the other shoe is about to drop., primary_type: text, target_id: '3725'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can you give me something more concrete?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Can you give me something more concrete?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3726'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Actually, our research shows football is no more dangerous
-        than drinking coffee in a diner.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Actually,
-        our research shows football is no more dangerous than drinking coffee in a
-        diner.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3727'}
-    - {alt_description: 'should I drink this coffee or not ?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'should
-        I drink this coffee or not ?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3728'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll need some proof that the building is structurally unsound.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll need some proof that the building
-        is structurally unsound., primary_type: text, target_id: '3729'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m telling you Harry, there really is a secret cabal of
-        all powerful elitists inflating the price of bricks and mortar for their own
-        nefarious gains...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m telling you
-        Harry, there really is a secret cabal of all powerful elitists inflating the
-        price of bricks and mortar for their own nefarious gains...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3730'}
-    - {alt_description: 'from this observation we can conclude that this building
-        is still under construction, also GET OUT OF THE WAY', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'from
-        this observation we can conclude that this building is still under construction,
-        also GET OUT OF THE WAY', primary_type: text, target_id: '3731'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you here about the comet coming real close to Earth?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did you here about the comet coming real
-        close to Earth?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3732'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Then this Lucy said, ''Charlie Brown, you ...''.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Then this Lucy said, ''Charlie Brown, you ...''.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3733'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is it just me, or does it feel like everything is falling
-        apart.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is it just me, or does it feel
-        like everything is falling apart.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3734'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t you just hate those new construction regulations?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Don''t you just hate those new construction
-        regulations?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3735'}
-    - {alt_description: It's good to be alive., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        good to be alive., primary_type: text, target_id: '3736'}
-    - {alt_description: I BETTER COMB MY HAIR FAST BEFORE IT GOES ON THE INTERNET,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I BETTER COMB MY HAIR FAST BEFORE IT GOES
-        ON THE INTERNET, primary_type: text, target_id: '3737'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, worst case scenario, what do you foresee?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, worst case scenario, what do you foresee?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3738'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Last week was a headache, but now I''m looking at the upside.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Last week was a headache, but now I''m
-        looking at the upside.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3739'}
-    - {alt_description: Opposing Trump might be dangerous., alt_type: text, primary_description: Opposing
-        Trump might be dangerous., primary_type: text, target_id: '3740'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I just couldn\u2019t come up with a caption.\
-        \ And then it hits me.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "I\
-        \ just couldn\u2019t come up with a caption. And then it hits me.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3741'}
-    - {alt_description: I will e-mail your raise and the promotion to HR this afternoon.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I will e-mail your raise and the promotion
-        to HR this afternoon., primary_type: text, target_id: '3742'}
-    - {alt_description: I ordered "on the rocks"for you., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        ordered "on the rocks"for you., primary_type: text, target_id: '3743'}
-    - {alt_description: It's gonna hit you in 3...2...., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        gonna hit you in 3...2...., primary_type: text, target_id: '3744'}
-    - {alt_description: I think we can save on construction costs by cutting back
-        on hard hats, alt_type: text, primary_description: I think we can save on
-        construction costs by cutting back on hard hats, primary_type: text, target_id: '3745'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Accident insurance, why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Accident
-        insurance, why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3746'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How did it happen? I don''t know....I was just having a cup
-        of coffee, minding my own business, and suddenly it hit me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'How did it happen? I don''t know....I was just having
-        a cup of coffee, minding my own business, and suddenly it hit me.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3747'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes. I''m still a glass-is-half-full guy. Why do you ask?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes. I''m still a glass-is-half-full guy.
-        Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3748'}
-    - {alt_description: You have no idea how happy I am that we traded seats., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You have no idea how happy I am that we traded seats.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3749'}
-    - {alt_description: My book on fate is nearly finished., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        book on fate is nearly finished., primary_type: text, target_id: '3750'}
-    - {alt_description: I just have this sense of impending doom., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just have this sense of impending doom., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3751'}
-    - {alt_description: You appear not to be listening!, alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        appear not to be listening!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3752'}
-    - {alt_description: No point worrying about what might happen., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: No point worrying about what might happen., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3753'}
-    - {alt_description: He's gonna make America great again., alt_type: text, primary_description: He's
-        gonna make America great again., primary_type: text, target_id: '3754'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So as I was saying, the fortune teller said I going to have
-        a hard day and I was like, there is no way! I''m Bill Ga...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So as I was saying, the fortune teller said I going to
-        have a hard day and I was like, there is no way! I''m Bill Ga...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3755'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If this isn''t the best retirement plan for you, may God
-        strike me dead!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If this isn''t the
-        best retirement plan for you, may God strike me dead!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3756'}
-    - {alt_description: Getting a total block on this job., alt_type: text, primary_description: Getting
-        a total block on this job., primary_type: text, target_id: '3757'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing ever happens to me., alt_type: text, primary_description: Nothing
-        ever happens to me., primary_type: text, target_id: '3758'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll believe in 'climate change' when something concrete happens.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll believe in 'climate change' when something
-        concrete happens., primary_type: text, target_id: '3759'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What the? I ordered a scone, not a stone.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What the? I ordered a scone, not a stone.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3760'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So then, when does this insurance take effect?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So then, when does this insurance take effect?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3761'}
-    - {alt_description: I've had better days., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        had better days., primary_type: text, target_id: '3762'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I told you, you need to be aware of your surroundings!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I told you, you need to be aware of your
-        surroundings!', primary_type: text, target_id: '3763'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think my staff liked the cuts to their benefits packages!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't think my staff liked the cuts to
-        their benefits packages!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3764'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I took care of the bricklayers union, no prob', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I took care of the bricklayers union, no prob', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3765'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My insurance company? New England Life, of course!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'My insurance company? New England Life, of course!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3766'}
-    - {alt_description: Define random., alt_type: text, primary_description: Define
-        random., primary_type: text, target_id: '3767'}
-    - {alt_description: This day cannot get any worse., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        day cannot get any worse., primary_type: text, target_id: '3768'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ya know, you never know when your day will come!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Ya know, you never know when your day will come!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3769'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you hear that Microsoft used their chatbot program to
-        build a robot?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did you hear that Microsoft
-        used their chatbot program to build a robot?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3770'}
-    - {alt_description: I agree with you on that stock. I really can't see any downside
-        risk to me at all., alt_type: text, primary_description: I agree with you
-        on that stock. I really can't see any downside risk to me at all., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3771'}
-    - {alt_description: I understand the gravity of the situation., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I understand the gravity of the situation., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3772'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and that''s why I''m an atheist.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and
-        that''s why I''m an atheist.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3773'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How is your week going? "Its about to get better"', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'How is your week going? "Its about to get better"', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3774'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's not rush our discussion., alt_type: text, primary_description: Let's
-        not rush our discussion., primary_type: text, target_id: '3775'}
-    - {alt_description: 'has the death panel given you your termination date yet?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'has the death panel given you your termination
-        date yet?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3776'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Heck, if you ask me, that whole karma thing is a scam.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Heck, if you ask me, that whole karma
-        thing is a scam.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3777'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Things have been going well, can''t complain. How about you?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Things have been going well, can''t complain.
-        How about you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3778'}
-    - {alt_description: I think our pity party is about to be crashed., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think our pity party is about to be crashed., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3779'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My turn buy, right?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My
-        turn buy, right?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3780'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Tell me truthfully...isn''t that the most bizarre thing you''ve
-        ever heard in your life?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Tell me truthfully...isn''t
-        that the most bizarre thing you''ve ever heard in your life?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3781'}
-    - {alt_description: The likelihood of Trump being the Republican nominee is as
-        likely as a cinder block falling from the ...!!, alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        likelihood of Trump being the Republican nominee is as likely as a cinder
-        block falling from the ...!!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3782'}
-    - {alt_description: Matt was about to tell his friend he had bigger problems...,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Matt was about to tell his friend he had
-        bigger problems..., primary_type: text, target_id: '3783'}
-    - {alt_description: I really don't think things could get any worse than they
-        already are., alt_type: text, primary_description: I really don't think things
-        could get any worse than they already are., primary_type: text, target_id: '3784'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I just got fired. What worse could happen?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I just got fired. What worse could happen?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3785'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I think they may be taking the idea of \u2018\
-        deconstructed cuisine\u2019 a little too far.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "I\
-        \ think they may be taking the idea of \u2018deconstructed cuisine\u2019 a\
-        \ little too far.", primary_type: text, target_id: '3786'}
-    - {alt_description: '''G'' or ''g,'' do you think it matters?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '''G'' or ''g,'' do you think it matters?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3787'}
-    - {alt_description: Good to take a break from the city's chaos., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Good to take a break from the city's chaos., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3788'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Unfortunately, there was only one way to get Sidney to stop
-        talking.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Unfortunately, there was
-        only one way to get Sidney to stop talking.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3789'}
-    - {alt_description: Now's a good time to sign that insurance policy., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Now's a good time to sign that insurance policy., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3790'}
-    - {alt_description: The last thing we need is more government safety regulations.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: The last thing we need is more government
-        safety regulations., primary_type: text, target_id: '3791'}
-    - {alt_description: I really think my luck is about to turn around., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I really think my luck is about to turn around., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3792'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So ... when do you think Mort will drop in?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So ... when do you think Mort will drop in?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3793'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think I was too hard on the waitress?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you think I was too hard on the waitress?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3794'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What can make this headache go away?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        can make this headache go away?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3795'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You voted for Trump, huh?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        voted for Trump, huh?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3796'}
-    - {alt_description: I sense some push back from our contractor, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I sense some push back from our contractor, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3797'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You really think that things are starting to look up?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You really think that things are starting to look up?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3798'}
-    - {alt_description: 'But you mean "cinder block" metaphorically though, right?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'But you mean "cinder block" metaphorically
-        though, right?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3799'}
-    - {alt_description: George-can you believe I just won the lottery-but I still
-        come to work everyday like nothing happened., alt_type: text, primary_description: George-can
-        you believe I just won the lottery-but I still come to work everyday like
-        nothing happened., primary_type: text, target_id: '3800'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Trust me, I''ll know it when I feel it.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Trust me, I''ll know it when I feel it.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3801'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you just call me a brick?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you just call me a brick?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3802'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, I really love life.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        know, I really love life.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3803'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm finally feeling optimistic again about life., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm finally feeling optimistic again about life., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3804'}
-    - {alt_description: There is no concrete proof that climate change is real., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There is no concrete proof that climate change is real.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3805'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Any idea why they call it \u201CThe Sadist\u2019\
-        s Surprise Caf\xE9\u201D?", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Any\
-        \ idea why they call it \u201CThe Sadist\u2019s Surprise Caf\xE9\u201D?",
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3806'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Actually, I''m one of the luckiest guys I know.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Actually, I''m one of the luckiest guys I know.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3807'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I come from the School of Hard Knocks. Why?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I come from the School of Hard Knocks. Why?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3808'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yeah, I know about online gourmet meals, but nothing beats
-        the old brick-and-mortar diner.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yeah,
-        I know about online gourmet meals, but nothing beats the old brick-and-mortar
-        diner.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3809'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, that''s why they call it the mobster specialty roast.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, that''s why they call it the mobster
-        specialty roast.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3810'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Catch a falling brick, and put it in your briefcase. Save
-        it for a rainy day.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Catch a falling
-        brick, and put it in your briefcase. Save it for a rainy day.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3811'}
-    - {alt_description: HR has our team going on a retreat next weekend to teach us
-        how to "live in the moment.", alt_type: text, primary_description: HR has
-        our team going on a retreat next weekend to teach us how to "live in the moment.",
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3812'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My wife left me for my boss, my house burned down, my cat
-        died but I''m finally beginning to think I''ve turned the corner.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'My wife left me for my boss, my house burned down, my
-        cat died but I''m finally beginning to think I''ve turned the corner.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3813'}
-    - {alt_description: Relax... I hate pushy insurance salesmen., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Relax... I hate pushy insurance salesmen., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3814'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like there's a ton hanging over my head., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel like there's a ton hanging over my head., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3815'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Relax--what could go wrong?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Relax--what
-        could go wrong?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3816'}
-    - {alt_description: There is really no good time to tell your best friend you
-        are in love with his wife., alt_type: text, primary_description: There is
-        really no good time to tell your best friend you are in love with his wife.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3817'}
-    - {alt_description: I hope it's true that you're a hard headed business man.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I hope it's true that you're a hard headed
-        business man., primary_type: text, target_id: '3818'}
-    - {alt_description: I think everything's finally falling into place., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think everything's finally falling into place., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3819'}
-    - {alt_description: 'As I was saying, the new bricklayer was very cheap to hire.
-        I wonder why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'As I was saying, the
-        new bricklayer was very cheap to hire. I wonder why?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3820'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Now lets get down to business. Where do I sign for that new
-        life insurance policy you''ve been touting?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Now
-        lets get down to business. Where do I sign for that new life insurance policy
-        you''ve been touting?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3821'}
-    - {alt_description: This divorce thing hasn't hit me yet., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        divorce thing hasn't hit me yet., primary_type: text, target_id: '3822'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I mean, this day just can''t get any worse.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I mean, this day just can''t get any worse.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3823'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Er, lean in?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Er,
-        lean in?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3824'}
-    - {alt_description: I'am blocking that thought right now!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I'am
-        blocking that thought right now!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3825'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I said hey, I don''t need a brick to fall on my head.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I said hey, I don''t need a brick to fall on my head.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3826'}
-    - {alt_description: It's all about location and timing., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        all about location and timing., primary_type: text, target_id: '3827'}
-    - {alt_description: Not again., alt_type: text, primary_description: Not again.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3828'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Where''d what come from?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Where''d
-        what come from?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3829'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and next thing you know, I''m out of a job', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...and next thing you know, I''m out of a job', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3830'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm dumb struck by your observation., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        dumb struck by your observation., primary_type: text, target_id: '3831'}
-    - {alt_description: And I really don't buy that superstition about throwing spilled
-        salt over the shoulder!, alt_type: text, primary_description: And I really
-        don't buy that superstition about throwing spilled salt over the shoulder!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3832'}
-    - {alt_description: You should see someone about that crick in your neck., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You should see someone about that crick in your neck.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3833'}
-    - {alt_description: When all is said and done, alt_type: text, primary_description: When
-        all is said and done, primary_type: text, target_id: '3834'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't worry about making it to your next appointment., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Don't worry about making it to your next appointment.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3835'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I don''t get relief from this migraine soon, I''ll lose
-        it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If I don''t get relief from this
-        migraine soon, I''ll lose it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3836'}
-    - {alt_description: No more coffee for me., alt_type: text, primary_description: No
-        more coffee for me., primary_type: text, target_id: '3837'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Really? Yelp reviews can be anonymous?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Really? Yelp reviews can be anonymous?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3838'}
-    - {alt_description: I changed my mind. Let's take it to go., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        changed my mind. Let's take it to go., primary_type: text, target_id: '3839'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey, Prince Charming, your cinder block is falling for you.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hey, Prince Charming, your cinder block
-        is falling for you.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3840'}
-    - {alt_description: What the... I ordered this black!, alt_type: text, primary_description: What
-        the... I ordered this black!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3841'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Darn if I can put my finger on it, but your Mother seems
-        so distant lately.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Darn if I can put
-        my finger on it, but your Mother seems so distant lately.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3842'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Yes, I'm still writing that expos\xE9 on the\
-        \ Masons. Why do you ask?", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Yes,\
-        \ I'm still writing that expos\xE9 on the Masons. Why do you ask?", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3843'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm trying to think of a concrete example., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm trying to think of a concrete example., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3844'}
-    - {alt_description: Never thought much of Issac Newton, alt_type: text, primary_description: Never
-        thought much of Issac Newton, primary_type: text, target_id: '3845'}
-    - {alt_description: We would rather stay on break then go back to work., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: We would rather stay on break then go back to work., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3846'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I'll have the tuna melt instead., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think I'll have the tuna melt instead., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3847'}
-    - {alt_description: My Cinder date should be dropping by soon..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My Cinder date should be dropping by soon..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3848'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s got too many calories, but I figure, you can get killed
-        just crossing the street.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s got
-        too many calories, but I figure, you can get killed just crossing the street.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3849'}
-    - {alt_description: So I put it all in a deferred annuity which will pay me big
-        bucks when I reach 85., alt_type: text, primary_description: So I put it all
-        in a deferred annuity which will pay me big bucks when I reach 85., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3850'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why should I care about our crumbling infrastructure?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why should I care about our crumbling infrastructure?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3851'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever hear of writer''s block?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ever
-        hear of writer''s block?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3852'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Life insurance? What a racket!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Life
-        insurance? What a racket!', primary_type: text, target_id: '3853'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Boom goes the dynamite???', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Boom
-        goes the dynamite???', primary_type: text, target_id: '3854'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ve got the check, Doug.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ve
-        got the check, Doug.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3855'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I didn''t tip the barista. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I didn''t tip the barista. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3856'}
-    - {alt_description: Someone ought to do something about this coffee, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Someone ought to do something about this coffee, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3857'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish there was a way to guarantee that I don't outlive my
-        retirement savings., alt_type: text, primary_description: I wish there was
-        a way to guarantee that I don't outlive my retirement savings., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3858'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What did you order for dessert?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        did you order for dessert?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3859'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The last few weeks have been rough, Jim, but I think I''ve
-        turned the corner.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The last few weeks
-        have been rough, Jim, but I think I''ve turned the corner.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3860'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The doc said to cut out the fat, sweets, and carbs, take
-        a brisk walk four times a week, start a daily Mindfulness practice, and I
-        will live a long and healthy life.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The
-        doc said to cut out the fat, sweets, and carbs, take a brisk walk four times
-        a week, start a daily Mindfulness practice, and I will live a long and healthy
-        life.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3861'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why is your hand in your coffee?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why
-        is your hand in your coffee?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3862'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I see your point, but can I say this?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        see your point, but can I say this?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3863'}
-    - {alt_description: 'There''s nothing I fear more than a Trump presidency, nothing!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'There''s nothing I fear more than a Trump
-        presidency, nothing!', primary_type: text, target_id: '3864'}
-    - {alt_description: What do we need to hammer out this new deal., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: What do we need to hammer out this new deal., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3865'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ironically, I feel a great weight has been lifted from me.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ironically, I feel a great weight has
-        been lifted from me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3866'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So all of a sudden the thing comes crashing down like a ton
-        of bricks, never seen anything like it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        all of a sudden the thing comes crashing down like a ton of bricks, never
-        seen anything like it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3867'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Honest, Jim, the idea is so obvious, it''s like being hit
-        on the head by a falling box....', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Honest,
-        Jim, the idea is so obvious, it''s like being hit on the head by a falling
-        box....', primary_type: text, target_id: '3868'}
-    - {alt_description: 'As I was saying, I can''t imagine anything worse will happen
-        to me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'As I was saying, I can''t imagine
-        anything worse will happen to me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3869'}
-    - {alt_description: I think my ex-wife is out to get me., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think my ex-wife is out to get me., primary_type: text, target_id: '3870'}
-    - {alt_description: I've gotten rid of a millstone around my neck., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've gotten rid of a millstone around my neck., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3871'}
-    - {alt_description: I should have ordered something lighter., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I should have ordered something lighter., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3872'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Remember how you told me you were waiting for a wake up call?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Remember how you told me you were waiting
-        for a wake up call?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3873'}
-    - {alt_description: Remember the shout-out from Chicken Little....., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Remember the shout-out from Chicken Little....., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3874'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Writer''s block? I don''t believe in it. Why do you ask?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Writer''s block? I don''t believe in it.
-        Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3875'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Chicken Little Diner? Who comes up with these names?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Chicken Little Diner? Who comes up with these names?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3876'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Man, did I ever need a break!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Man,
-        did I ever need a break!', primary_type: text, target_id: '3877'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I want your honest opinion. Do you think I''m paranoid?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I want your honest opinion. Do you think
-        I''m paranoid?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3878'}
-    - {alt_description: Natural Selection in the 21st Century, alt_type: text, primary_description: Natural
-        Selection in the 21st Century, primary_type: text, target_id: '3879'}
-    - {alt_description: 'For the last time, Felix, look at me when I''m talking to
-        you!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'For the last time, Felix, look
-        at me when I''m talking to you!', primary_type: text, target_id: '3880'}
-    - {alt_description: Schwindler will retire soon and then we can talk about you
-        becoming a partner., alt_type: text, primary_description: Schwindler will
-        retire soon and then we can talk about you becoming a partner., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3881'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What were you saying about the drop dead date?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What were you saying about the drop dead date?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3882'}
-    - {alt_description: Now I get it...the Moron Olympics Committee told us to get
-        some 'training'., alt_type: text, primary_description: Now I get it...the
-        Moron Olympics Committee told us to get some 'training'., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3883'}
-    - {alt_description: So here's my 5 year plan..., alt_type: text, primary_description: So
-        here's my 5 year plan..., primary_type: text, target_id: '3884'}
-    - {alt_description: Then my insurance agent heaven forbid that..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Then my insurance agent heaven forbid that..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3885'}
-    - {alt_description: I think the worse is probably over., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think the worse is probably over., primary_type: text, target_id: '3886'}
-    - {alt_description: 'People complain about bad luck, but it''s really about their
-        bad choices.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'People complain about
-        bad luck, but it''s really about their bad choices.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3887'}
-    - {alt_description: 'As I was saying, the bottom ''s gonna drop outta this.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'As I was saying, the bottom ''s gonna
-        drop outta this.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3888'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you think is the side with the Mason''s Special?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What do you think is the side with the
-        Mason''s Special?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3889'}
-    - {alt_description: 'She left me. She says I exaggerate, that no one''s luck is
-        as bad as I claim. Any ideas on how I can win her over?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'She left me. She says I exaggerate, that no one''s luck
-        is as bad as I claim. Any ideas on how I can win her over?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3890'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm thinking about cutting back on the caffeine., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm thinking about cutting back on the caffeine., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3891'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Duck? No, I ordered roast beef.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Duck?
-        No, I ordered roast beef.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3892'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing hurts more than stepping barefoot on a kid's Lego
-        brick., alt_type: text, primary_description: Nothing hurts more than stepping
-        barefoot on a kid's Lego brick., primary_type: text, target_id: '3893'}
-    - {alt_description: '''''I''ve had some bad luck, but I refuse to believe I''m
-        unlucky.''''', alt_type: text, primary_description: '''''I''ve had some bad
-        luck, but I refuse to believe I''m unlucky.''''', primary_type: text, target_id: '3894'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Rest assured, there''s no such thing as karma.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Rest assured, there''s no such thing as karma.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3895'}
-    - {alt_description: Weight just a minute! I ordered a concrete mixer! If I am
-        not stuffing concrete in my face pronto someones going to pay!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Weight just a minute! I ordered a concrete mixer! If I
-        am not stuffing concrete in my face pronto someones going to pay!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3896'}
-    - {alt_description: You better give me the short version., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        better give me the short version., primary_type: text, target_id: '3897'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Life''s too short to drink bad coffee, don''t you think?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Life''s too short to drink bad coffee,
-        don''t you think?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3898'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3899'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s official: I''m retiring next month - while I''m still
-        in good health.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s official: I''m
-        retiring next month - while I''m still in good health.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3900'}
-    - {alt_description: Decaf--just my luck!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Decaf--just
-        my luck!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3901'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, I''m signing my new will tomorrow, making you the sole
-        heir.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes, I''m signing my new will
-        tomorrow, making you the sole heir.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3902'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why don''t I get this one?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why
-        don''t I get this one?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3903'}
-    - {alt_description: What goes up must come down., alt_type: text, primary_description: What
-        goes up must come down., primary_type: text, target_id: '3904'}
-    - {alt_description: Good thing you ordered the duck., alt_type: text, primary_description: Good
-        thing you ordered the duck., primary_type: text, target_id: '3905'}
-    - {alt_description: 'After you asked for the divorce, you didn''t, by chance,
-        suggest she block out a few ideas for the settlement?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'After
-        you asked for the divorce, you didn''t, by chance, suggest she block out a
-        few ideas for the settlement?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3906'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Of course, for a solid foundation, your concrete block is
-        going to give you the best bang for the buck.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Of
-        course, for a solid foundation, your concrete block is going to give you the
-        best bang for the buck.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3907'}
-    - {alt_description: take it or leave it!!, alt_type: text, primary_description: take
-        it or leave it!!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3908'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you order a block of sugar?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you order a block of sugar?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3909'}
-    - {alt_description: Might be a good idea not to wait for your coffee to cool before
-        you drink it., alt_type: text, primary_description: Might be a good idea not
-        to wait for your coffee to cool before you drink it., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3910'}
-    - {alt_description: So I got that going for me..., alt_type: text, primary_description: So
-        I got that going for me..., primary_type: text, target_id: '3911'}
-    - {alt_description: I just wish something could jog my memory...., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just wish something could jog my memory...., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3912'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Every time it rains here, it rains cinders from heaven.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Every time it rains here, it rains cinders
-        from heaven.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3913'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I just don''t know Paul... I mean, who am I to judge the
-        gravity of the situation?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I just don''t
-        know Paul... I mean, who am I to judge the gravity of the situation?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3914'}
-    - {alt_description: Beware of maxi-ton of bricks decisions., alt_type: text, primary_description: Beware
-        of maxi-ton of bricks decisions., primary_type: text, target_id: '3915'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm thinking of leaving the firm., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        thinking of leaving the firm., primary_type: text, target_id: '3916'}
-    - {alt_description: I pushed the project to Phil., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        pushed the project to Phil., primary_type: text, target_id: '3917'}
-    - {alt_description: '"I think I''m getting that two o''clock drowsiness."/', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"I think I''m getting that two o''clock drowsiness."/',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3918'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever feel like you can sense a headache before it
-        happens?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you ever feel like you
-        can sense a headache before it happens?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3919'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I love this place. Everything\u2019s half off\
-        \ during the remodel.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "I\
-        \ love this place. Everything\u2019s half off during the remodel.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3920'}
-    - {alt_description: I just don't want to die like some cartoon character., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just don't want to die like some cartoon character.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3921'}
-    - {alt_description: Eat here long enough and it'll kill you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Eat here long enough and it'll kill you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3922'}
-    - {alt_description: I could really do with a caffeine hit right about now, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I could really do with a caffeine hit right about now,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3923'}
-    - {alt_description: Great food. Lousy atmosphere., alt_type: text, primary_description: Great
-        food. Lousy atmosphere., primary_type: text, target_id: '3924'}
-    - {alt_description: I knew you shouldn't have said that., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        knew you shouldn't have said that., primary_type: text, target_id: '3925'}
-    - {alt_description: I hope you paid., alt_type: text, primary_description: I hope
-        you paid., primary_type: text, target_id: '3926'}
-    - {alt_description: The service here is killing me., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        service here is killing me., primary_type: text, target_id: '3927'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Drone delivery of building supplies? Never happen.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Drone delivery of building supplies? Never happen.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3928'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, aren''t you the lucky one?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        aren''t you the lucky one?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3929'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Be honest... Do I come off as sort of a blockhead?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Be honest... Do I come off as sort of a blockhead?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3930'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Er, did you order a breeze block?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Er,
-        did you order a breeze block?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3931'}
-    - {alt_description: The barometric pressure is high. Let's make a deal!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The barometric pressure is high. Let's make a deal!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3932'}
-    - {alt_description: And to think we almost got the table by the kitchen door.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: And to think we almost got the table by
-        the kitchen door., primary_type: text, target_id: '3933'}
-    - {alt_description: I've finally gotten comfortable with the concept of irony.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I've finally gotten comfortable with the
-        concept of irony., primary_type: text, target_id: '3934'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes it's like "I should'a stayed in bed...", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Sometimes it's like "I should'a stayed in bed...", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3935'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My grandfather was a 33rd degree Mason, but I think it''s
-        all Mumbo-Jumbo.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My grandfather was
-        a 33rd degree Mason, but I think it''s all Mumbo-Jumbo.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3936'}
-    - {alt_description: So my last boyfriend designed this place., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So my last boyfriend designed this place., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3937'}
-    - {alt_description: Eat up. They discourage lingering., alt_type: text, primary_description: Eat
-        up. They discourage lingering., primary_type: text, target_id: '3938'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Still think I''m paranoid?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Still
-        think I''m paranoid?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3939'}
-    - {alt_description: I always get blocked when its time to work on these progress
-        reports., alt_type: text, primary_description: I always get blocked when its
-        time to work on these progress reports., primary_type: text, target_id: '3940'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What lump ? Sugar''s not good for me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        lump ? Sugar''s not good for me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3941'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't see how this day could possibly get any worse., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't see how this day could possibly get any worse.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3942'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't see anything through these damn Oakley's!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't see anything through these damn Oakley's!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3943'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Look, I believe that you make your own luck--', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Look, I believe that you make your own luck--', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3944'}
-    - {alt_description: You are going to love my Brain Surgeon!, alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        are going to love my Brain Surgeon!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3945'}
-    - {alt_description: I've got a good feeling about this day., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        got a good feeling about this day., primary_type: text, target_id: '3946'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I hate these lunch meetings, they''re so heavy on the brain.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I hate these lunch meetings, they''re
-        so heavy on the brain.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3947'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll get Obamacare when I get sick., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll
-        get Obamacare when I get sick., primary_type: text, target_id: '3948'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I don''t think women will ever break through the glass
-        ceiling.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, I don''t think women
-        will ever break through the glass ceiling.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3949'}
-    - {alt_description: I missed my appointment with chicken little., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I missed my appointment with chicken little., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3950'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m telling you, I just feel more and more like Chicken
-        Little.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m telling you, I just feel
-        more and more like Chicken Little.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3951'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, as you can imagine, the news hit me like 37 pounds
-        of brick', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well, as you can imagine,
-        the news hit me like 37 pounds of brick', primary_type: text, target_id: '3952'}
-    - {alt_description: You really need to look at equities in the long term., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You really need to look at equities in the long term.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3953'}
-    - {alt_description: You wouldn't believe the good luck I've had lately., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You wouldn't believe the good luck I've had lately., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3954'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Then she said, ''I believe you''. How lucky is that?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Then she said, ''I believe you''. How lucky is that?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3955'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Only time I ever bought a lottery ticket, and it''s the winner!
-        Damnedest thing.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Only time I ever
-        bought a lottery ticket, and it''s the winner! Damnedest thing.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3956'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The divorce is final, I''ve moved into a great two bedroom,
-        and I just got a promotion. You know, I finally feel like things are falling
-        my way.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The divorce is final, I''ve
-        moved into a great two bedroom, and I just got a promotion. You know, I finally
-        feel like things are falling my way.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3957'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Lean forward a little, I''m having trouble hearing.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Lean forward a little, I''m having trouble hearing.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3958'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t worry, my ex-wife doesn''t know that I am a Superhero',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Don''t worry, my ex-wife doesn''t know
-        that I am a Superhero', primary_type: text, target_id: '3959'}
-    - {alt_description: I just wish I could get a few days away from the office.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just wish I could get a few days away
-        from the office., primary_type: text, target_id: '3960'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, that ... the Cinderblock of Damocles. And to think how
-        damned happy I was when they finally named me chief of construction operations.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh, that ... the Cinderblock of Damocles.
-        And to think how damned happy I was when they finally named me chief of construction
-        operations.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3961'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe some coffee will clear up this mental block., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Maybe some coffee will clear up this mental block., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3962'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sometimes, I''m such a blockhead.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sometimes,
-        I''m such a blockhead.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3963'}
-    - {alt_description: Those people just bring down the block., alt_type: text, primary_description: Those
-        people just bring down the block., primary_type: text, target_id: '3964'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't seem to lose this sense of impending doom., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't seem to lose this sense of impending doom., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3965'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Johnson, where''s piece B21?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Johnson,
-        where''s piece B21?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3966'}
-    - {alt_description: You've been blocked., alt_type: text, primary_description: You've
-        been blocked., primary_type: text, target_id: '3967'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sugar for my coffee, then signature for my life insurance.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sugar for my coffee, then signature for
-        my life insurance.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3968'}
-    - {alt_description: 'According to Gladys, she''s on the verge of cementing our
-        relationship.....', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'According to Gladys,
-        she''s on the verge of cementing our relationship.....', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3969'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and then it was about to strike me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...and then it was about to strike me.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3970'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Waiter, Separate checks', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Waiter,
-        Separate checks', primary_type: text, target_id: '3971'}
-    - {alt_description: These new figures are going to hit the guys in finance like
-        a ton of bricks., alt_type: text, primary_description: These new figures are
-        going to hit the guys in finance like a ton of bricks., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3972'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's skip dessert!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Let's
-        skip dessert!, primary_type: text, target_id: '3973'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever get the feeling you''re just waiting for the next shoe
-        to drop?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ever get the feeling you''re
-        just waiting for the next shoe to drop?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3974'}
-    - {alt_description: Sorry I slept with your wife., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sorry
-        I slept with your wife., primary_type: text, target_id: '3975'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Location, location, location.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Location,
-        location, location.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3976'}
-    - {alt_description: She keeps giving me these signals..., alt_type: text, primary_description: She
-        keeps giving me these signals..., primary_type: text, target_id: '3977'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You really believe all of that new age good karma, bad karma
-        crap?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You really believe all of that
-        new age good karma, bad karma crap?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3978'}
-    - {alt_description: Labeling her a stalker would be an understatement., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Labeling her a stalker would be an understatement., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3979'}
-    - {alt_description: That's not a mental block Charles., alt_type: text, primary_description: That's
-        not a mental block Charles., primary_type: text, target_id: '3980'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do I have good health insurance? Why, arevyou shooting a
-        commercial?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do I have good health
-        insurance? Why, arevyou shooting a commercial?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3981'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did I get that on my suit? Oh man, nothing worse than a coffee
-        stain, well maybe bloo...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did I get
-        that on my suit? Oh man, nothing worse than a coffee stain, well maybe bloo...',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3982'}
-    - {alt_description: I wanted my burger bloody., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        wanted my burger bloody., primary_type: text, target_id: '3983'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Forecast calls for cloudy, with a chance of concrete.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Forecast calls for cloudy, with a chance of concrete.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '3984'}
-    - {alt_description: I have time for a quick lunch., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        have time for a quick lunch., primary_type: text, target_id: '3985'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I feel like, when the right idea comes to me, it will hit
-        me like a ton of bricks.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I feel like,
-        when the right idea comes to me, it will hit me like a ton of bricks.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3986'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I then I told her, may God strike me dead. And she believed
-        me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I then I told her, may God strike
-        me dead. And she believed me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3987'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Say, do you happen to know if this restaurant is located
-        in a Trump building?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Say, do you happen
-        to know if this restaurant is located in a Trump building?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3988'}
-    - {alt_description: There is no way this year gets any worse., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There is no way this year gets any worse., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3989'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ll tell ya Ned, all this tax stuff is giving me a migraine.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ll tell ya Ned, all this tax stuff
-        is giving me a migraine.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3990'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd like to drop another ten pounds., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'd
-        like to drop another ten pounds., primary_type: text, target_id: '3991'}
-    - {alt_description: Give me a minute and I'm sure it will hit me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Give me a minute and I'm sure it will hit me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3992'}
-    - {alt_description: I think you ought to cut short your lunch break., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think you ought to cut short your lunch break., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3993'}
-    - {alt_description: 'He serious, bro. They''re tearing down Trump Tower for salvage
-        wall blocks.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'He serious, bro. They''re
-        tearing down Trump Tower for salvage wall blocks.', primary_type: text, target_id: '3994'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you order that burger bloody?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you order that burger bloody?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3995'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If a bell rings every time an angel gets his wings, what
-        happens when a devil gets his horns?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If
-        a bell rings every time an angel gets his wings, what happens when a devil
-        gets his horns?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3996'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish I could block him in real life..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wish I could block him in real life..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3997'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Uh-oh... it''s a make or BRICK situation!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"Uh-oh... it''s a make or BRICK situation!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '3998'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Your Tinder''s blocked?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Your
-        Tinder''s blocked?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3999'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like things are looking up for me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel like things are looking up for me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4000'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hmm, I thought he asked for two lumps.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hmm, I thought he asked for two lumps.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4001'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe you shouldn't have taken His name in vain., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Maybe you shouldn't have taken His name in vain., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4002'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s nothing concrete, just an overwhelming existential
-        fear.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s nothing concrete, just
-        an overwhelming existential fear.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4003'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I haven''t been here before. What''s special about Starbricks?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I haven''t been here before. What''s special
-        about Starbricks?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4004'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why don''t you ever look at me when we talk?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why don''t you ever look at me when we talk?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4005'}
-    - {alt_description: So I told Mr Trump I couldn't vote for him., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So I told Mr Trump I couldn't vote for him., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4006'}
-    - {alt_description: 'That''s why I went vegan, the trans fats will kill ya.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'That''s why I went vegan, the trans fats
-        will kill ya.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4007'}
-    - {alt_description: Lately I've had this feeling of being blocked., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Lately I've had this feeling of being blocked., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4008'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Here it is, Aquarius: "A smashing event will change your
-        life".', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Here it is, Aquarius: "A smashing
-        event will change your life".', primary_type: text, target_id: '4009'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you forget to pay your alimony this week?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did you forget to pay your alimony this week?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4010'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sure, I tip in restaurants. But at a counter? Nah.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Sure, I tip in restaurants. But at a counter? Nah.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4011'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str ". . . and literally make America great again.\
-        \ But hey\u2013it's your daydream.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str ".\
-        \ . . and literally make America great again. But hey\u2013it's your daydream.",
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4012'}
-    - {alt_description: Getting that promotion has been a weight off my shoulders.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Getting that promotion has been a weight
-        off my shoulders., primary_type: text, target_id: '4013'}
-    - {alt_description: Heaven knows! We need solid building blocks for the success
-        of this project., alt_type: text, primary_description: Heaven knows! We need
-        solid building blocks for the success of this project., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4014'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm blowing the whistle on your securities fraud first thing
-        in the morning., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm blowing the whistle
-        on your securities fraud first thing in the morning., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4015'}
-    - {alt_description: I recommend the duck., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        recommend the duck., primary_type: text, target_id: '4016'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Actually, Bob, it''s not going to be a shoe.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Actually, Bob, it''s not going to be a shoe.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4017'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I'll just have to wait for the right idea to hit me.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I think I'll just have to wait for the
-        right idea to hit me., primary_type: text, target_id: '4018'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So. Could it get any worse?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So.
-        Could it get any worse?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4019'}
-    - {alt_description: My therapist says "Live every moment of life as if it's your
-        last.", alt_type: text, primary_description: My therapist says "Live every
-        moment of life as if it's your last.", primary_type: text, target_id: '4020'}
-    - {alt_description: Those doughnuts will kill you., alt_type: text, primary_description: Those
-        doughnuts will kill you., primary_type: text, target_id: '4021'}
-    - {alt_description: Excellent. It is right on time., alt_type: text, primary_description: Excellent.
-        It is right on time., primary_type: text, target_id: '4022'}
-    - {alt_description: Now Trump Tower is falling apart too!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Now
-        Trump Tower is falling apart too!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4023'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd be surprised if some concrete evidence just fell in our
-        laps., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'd be surprised if some concrete
-        evidence just fell in our laps., primary_type: text, target_id: '4024'}
-    - {alt_description: This idea's going to hit everyone like a ton of bricks., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This idea's going to hit everyone like a ton of bricks.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4025'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you being quiet because I beat you out of the promotion?
-        I''m sure your day will come.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        you being quiet because I beat you out of the promotion? I''m sure your day
-        will come.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4026'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The ''what'' of Damocles?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The
-        ''what'' of Damocles?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4027'}
-    - {alt_description: These construction delays are killin' me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: These construction delays are killin' me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4028'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Frankly, I get a headache every time we meet.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Frankly, I get a headache every time we meet.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4029'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Twitterverse this and Twitterverse that!! If there really
-        is a Twitterverse, I need proof.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Twitterverse
-        this and Twitterverse that!! If there really is a Twitterverse, I need proof.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4030'}
-    - {alt_description: Then I told Mr. Trump exactly what I thought of him..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Then I told Mr. Trump exactly what I thought of him...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4031'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm representing the plaintiff in the crane collapse case.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm representing the plaintiff in the crane
-        collapse case., primary_type: text, target_id: '4032'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My favorite song? Its now or never!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My
-        favorite song? Its now or never!', primary_type: text, target_id: '4033'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can things get any worse today?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Can
-        things get any worse today?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4034'}
-    - {alt_description: They say the coffee at this place is a big hit with everyone,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: They say the coffee at this place is a
-        big hit with everyone, primary_type: text, target_id: '4035'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, Dave, people would like you more if you weren''t
-        such a Chicken Little.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know, Dave,
-        people would like you more if you weren''t such a Chicken Little.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4036'}
-    - {alt_description: Whew...I can't wait for this week to be over..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Whew...I can't wait for this week to be over..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4037'}
-    - {alt_description: I've never felt so fulfilled, alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        never felt so fulfilled, primary_type: text, target_id: '4038'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I'm voting for Trump!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think I'm voting for Trump!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4039'}
-    - {alt_description: This may sound strange but this is the best day I've had in
-        years, alt_type: text, primary_description: This may sound strange but this
-        is the best day I've had in years, primary_type: text, target_id: '4040'}
-    - {alt_description: just give me something concrete to go on..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: just give me something concrete to go on..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4041'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If you ordered a cement block for lunch, I think it was just
-        delivered by drone.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If you ordered
-        a cement block for lunch, I think it was just delivered by drone.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4042'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I''m thinking, "Where the hell did I leave that cinder
-        block?!"--and then it hit me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I''m
-        thinking, "Where the hell did I leave that cinder block?!"--and then it hit
-        me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4043'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did they tell you I''m finite?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        they tell you I''m finite?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4044'}
-    - {alt_description: The 'big bang' theory is just a theory., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        'big bang' theory is just a theory., primary_type: text, target_id: '4045'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hell no. If I believed in karma, I wouldn''t be where I am
-        today.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hell no. If I believed in karma,
-        I wouldn''t be where I am today.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4046'}
-    - {alt_description: It's gonna be an Excedrin kind of day., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        gonna be an Excedrin kind of day., primary_type: text, target_id: '4047'}
-    - {alt_description: So this cartoon coyote keeps following me around., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So this cartoon coyote keeps following me around., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4048'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "To keep the job, stay in town \u2013 a rolling\
-        \ stone gathers no moss.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "To\
-        \ keep the job, stay in town \u2013 a rolling stone gathers no moss.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4049'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Normally, I wouldn''t be caught dead eating at one of these
-        diners.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Normally, I wouldn''t be caught
-        dead eating at one of these diners.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4050'}
-    - {alt_description: Your wife is going to like THIS insurance plan., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Your wife is going to like THIS insurance plan., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4051'}
-    - {alt_description: Fate is just spiritual gloominess. I'm more of a concrete
-        thinker., alt_type: text, primary_description: Fate is just spiritual gloominess.
-        I'm more of a concrete thinker., primary_type: text, target_id: '4052'}
-    - {alt_description: 'your story is good, but you should''ve sworn by God', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'your story is good, but you should''ve sworn by God',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4053'}
-    - {alt_description: Watch out! REALITY is coming down, alt_type: text, primary_description: Watch
-        out! REALITY is coming down, primary_type: text, target_id: '4054'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Seriously, I am a very lucky man!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Seriously,
-        I am a very lucky man!', primary_type: text, target_id: '4055'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Quick question: any last words?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Quick
-        question: any last words?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4056'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I agree, he is a chip off the ol'' block.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I agree, he is a chip off the ol'' block.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4057'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What? Hey, why don''t YOU move, buddy. And I''m no blockhead.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What? Hey, why don''t YOU move, buddy.
-        And I''m no blockhead.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4058'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s my risk outlook?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''s
-        my risk outlook?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4059'}
-    - {alt_description: Enough already with your conspiracy theories about the Masons!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Enough already with your conspiracy theories
-        about the Masons!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4060'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I just need one concrete idea , just one !', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I just need one concrete idea , just one !', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4061'}
-    - {alt_description: have you heard the one about those annoying life insurance
-        salesmen, alt_type: text, primary_description: have you heard the one about
-        those annoying life insurance salesmen, primary_type: text, target_id: '4062'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm wondering what will hit next., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        wondering what will hit next., primary_type: text, target_id: '4063'}
-    - {alt_description: I think you should cancel your 2 o'clock., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think you should cancel your 2 o'clock., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4064'}
-    - {alt_description: And this latte was half price. Must be my lucky day., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And this latte was half price. Must be my lucky day., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4065'}
-    - {alt_description: it looks like the Mexicans have rejected the 1st section of
-        the iconic Trump ordered border wall, alt_type: text, primary_description: it
-        looks like the Mexicans have rejected the 1st section of the iconic Trump
-        ordered border wall, primary_type: text, target_id: '4066'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Then she said, "Would it kill you to go out and enjoy yourself
-        for once?"', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Then she said, "Would it
-        kill you to go out and enjoy yourself for once?"', primary_type: text, target_id: '4067'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, too much self-awareness is fatal', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know, too much self-awareness is fatal', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4068'}
-    - {alt_description: I have no idea if I'm doing the right thing., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I have no idea if I'm doing the right thing., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4069'}
-    - {alt_description: I think they misinterpreted... on the rocks, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think they misinterpreted... on the rocks, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4070'}
-    - {alt_description: I should probably text him to tell him to move., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I should probably text him to tell him to move., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4071'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Usually something hits you like a pile of bricks, but I don''t
-        know what a lone cinder block means.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Usually
-        something hits you like a pile of bricks, but I don''t know what a lone cinder
-        block means.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4072'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sales are down, but its not like the roofs caving in', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Sales are down, but its not like the roofs caving in',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4073'}
-    - {alt_description: 'There''s a great future in Acme Corporation. Think about
-        it. Will you think about it?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'There''s
-        a great future in Acme Corporation. Think about it. Will you think about it?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4074'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have you given much thought to life insurance?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Have you given much thought to life insurance?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4075'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If that''s your version of a light bulb, I think its a bad
-        idea.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If that''s your version of a
-        light bulb, I think its a bad idea.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4076'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, that IS my final answer.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes,
-        that IS my final answer.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4077'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, John Lennon was right about Instant Karma...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, John Lennon was right about Instant Karma...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4078'}
-    - {alt_description: We've been close for years...but they can't keep both of us.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: We've been close for years...but they can't
-        keep both of us., primary_type: text, target_id: '4079'}
-    - {alt_description: It suddenly struck me ..., alt_type: text, primary_description: It
-        suddenly struck me ..., primary_type: text, target_id: '4080'}
-    - {alt_description: 'John, you shouldn''t have ordered the Chicken Little.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'John, you shouldn''t have ordered the Chicken Little.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4081'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I forgot to get my usual lump of sugar. Anyway, as I was
-        saying, God sucks...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I forgot to get
-        my usual lump of sugar. Anyway, as I was saying, God sucks...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4082'}
-    - {alt_description: I mean it. I really don't see how this day could get any worse.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I mean it. I really don't see how this
-        day could get any worse., primary_type: text, target_id: '4083'}
-    - {alt_description: 'To be honest, my mind is often my Achilles'' heel.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'To be honest, my mind is often my Achilles'' heel.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4084'}
-    - {alt_description: Life's too short to be worrying about everything., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Life's too short to be worrying about everything., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4085'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I was always teased during roll call when the teachers got
-        to my name, "Wile E. Coyote Cohen?"', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        was always teased during roll call when the teachers got to my name, "Wile
-        E. Coyote Cohen?"', primary_type: text, target_id: '4086'}
-    - {alt_description: I just wish something new and exciting would happen to me.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just wish something new and exciting
-        would happen to me., primary_type: text, target_id: '4087'}
-    - {alt_description: Mental blocks are the worst., alt_type: text, primary_description: Mental
-        blocks are the worst., primary_type: text, target_id: '4088'}
-    - {alt_description: '. . . so I splurged on the Ferrari, ''cause life''s too short.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '. . . so I splurged on the Ferrari, ''cause
-        life''s too short.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4089'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You signed the check, right?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        signed the check, right?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4090'}
-    - {alt_description: Unfortunately the conclusion would continue to elude them
-        on the subject of Kant's Causal Theory of Time., alt_type: text, primary_description: Unfortunately
-        the conclusion would continue to elude them on the subject of Kant's Causal
-        Theory of Time., primary_type: text, target_id: '4091'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Who knew the Road Runner Diner would be so realistic?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Who knew the Road Runner Diner would be so realistic?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4092'}
-    - {alt_description: My note says to be more obser...., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        note says to be more obser...., primary_type: text, target_id: '4093'}
-    - {alt_description: No...I'm pretty sure it's called Tinder., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: No...I'm pretty sure it's called Tinder., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4094'}
-    - {alt_description: We should have eaten at the next block., alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        should have eaten at the next block., primary_type: text, target_id: '4095'}
-    - {alt_description: My coffee's cold !, alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        coffee's cold !, primary_type: text, target_id: '4096'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Somebody''s got to be cut, so you''re fi...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Somebody''s got to be cut, so you''re fi...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4097'}
-    - {alt_description: This meeting is not going to end well - check please!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This meeting is not going to end well - check please!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4098'}
-    - {alt_description: How about you get the check and I'll pay next time., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: How about you get the check and I'll pay next time., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4099'}
-    - {alt_description: 'That''s enough, Jake. Everybody knows this is the best lunch
-        place for blocks.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'That''s enough,
-        Jake. Everybody knows this is the best lunch place for blocks.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4100'}
-    - {alt_description: I favor the top-down approach., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        favor the top-down approach., primary_type: text, target_id: '4101'}
-    - {alt_description: I only have a few minutes., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        only have a few minutes., primary_type: text, target_id: '4102'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Acme? What''s that?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Acme?
-        What''s that?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4103'}
-    - {alt_description: I probably have been a little too Chicken Little lately.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I probably have been a little too Chicken
-        Little lately., primary_type: text, target_id: '4104'}
-    - {alt_description: What else could they put in this cappuccino to ki They really
-        need to rethink their brick and mortar position., alt_type: text, primary_description: What
-        else could they put in this cappuccino to ki They really need to rethink their
-        brick and mortar position., primary_type: text, target_id: '4105'}
-    - {alt_description: This year's merger is inevitable., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        year's merger is inevitable., primary_type: text, target_id: '4106'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is it a premonition or precognition when you feel something
-        bad is going to happen?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is it a premonition
-        or precognition when you feel something bad is going to happen?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4107'}
-    - {alt_description: The moment when Larry's fantasy became reality., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The moment when Larry's fantasy became reality., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4108'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Mind if we swing by the pharmacy for some Tylenol on our
-        way back to the office? I feel a headache coming on.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Mind
-        if we swing by the pharmacy for some Tylenol on our way back to the office?
-        I feel a headache coming on.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4109'}
-    - {alt_description: I hear they have a killer Happy Hour., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        hear they have a killer Happy Hour., primary_type: text, target_id: '4110'}
-    - {alt_description: I finally see what you mean by building dysfunction is killing
-        you., alt_type: text, primary_description: I finally see what you mean by
-        building dysfunction is killing you., primary_type: text, target_id: '4111'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Cement block of Damocles? Never heard of it.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Cement block of Damocles? Never heard of it.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4112'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t like deconstructionism, and I''ll tell you why.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I don''t like deconstructionism, and I''ll
-        tell you why.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4113'}
-    - {alt_description: My ex-wife highly recommended this place., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My ex-wife highly recommended this place., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4114'}
-    - {alt_description: I know things seem difficult but I've always been an optimist.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I know things seem difficult but I've always
-        been an optimist., primary_type: text, target_id: '4115'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If you ask me, it''s more likely that this roof will fall
-        on my head than America electing an openly xenophobic and misogynist president.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If you ask me, it''s more likely that
-        this roof will fall on my head than America electing an openly xenophobic
-        and misogynist president.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4116'}
-    - {alt_description: What the..., alt_type: text, primary_description: What the...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4117'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think the calories are your biggest problem, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't think the calories are your biggest problem, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4118'}
-    - {alt_description: My doctor told me I'd live to be 100., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        doctor told me I'd live to be 100., primary_type: text, target_id: '4119'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Bill, can you pay attention when I am talking to you?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Bill, can you pay attention when I am talking to you?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4120'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Just after I got him fired, I told that idiot building inspector,
-        "Yeah, Karma''s a bitch."', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Just after
-        I got him fired, I told that idiot building inspector, "Yeah, Karma''s a bitch."',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4121'}
-    - {alt_description: Out of the blue; said it hit him like a ton of bricks., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Out of the blue; said it hit him like a ton of bricks.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4122'}
-    - {alt_description: 'After the way this year''s stock market started, I don''t
-        think anything could surprise me!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'After
-        the way this year''s stock market started, I don''t think anything could surprise
-        me!', primary_type: text, target_id: '4123'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Okay, sure, if you insist. This one''s on you.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Okay, sure, if you insist. This one''s on you.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4124'}
-    - {alt_description: Please consider that I'm--not--speaking metaphorically, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Please consider that I'm--not--speaking metaphorically,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4125'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I feel like a character in a roadrunner cartoon.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes I feel like a character in a
-        roadrunner cartoon., primary_type: text, target_id: '4126'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This place will sell, just downplay it as a fixer and and
-        emphasize the impact this older architecture makes.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This
-        place will sell, just downplay it as a fixer and and emphasize the impact
-        this older architecture makes.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4127'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Remember what Mom used to tell us about wearing clean underwear?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Remember what Mom used to tell us about
-        wearing clean underwear?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4128'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm not going to be able to keep this deal open for much longer.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm not going to be able to keep this deal
-        open for much longer., primary_type: text, target_id: '4129'}
-    - {alt_description: 'DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET FALLING ?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET FALLING ?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4130'}
-    - {alt_description: If you keep eating like this you'll die an early death!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: If you keep eating like this you'll die an early death!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4131'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I consider myself master of my own fate. Why do you ask?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I consider myself master of my own fate.
-        Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4132'}
-    - {alt_description: 'See something? Say something!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'See
-        something? Say something!', primary_type: text, target_id: '4133'}
-    - {alt_description: Well at least he'll have no worries about the election!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Well at least he'll have no worries about the election!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4134'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, I just have this lucky feeling.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know, I just have this lucky feeling.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4135'}
-    - {alt_description: Beep" "Beep, alt_type: text, primary_description: Beep" "Beep,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4136'}
-    - {alt_description: 'As you know, subtlety is not my strong suit...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'As you know, subtlety is not my strong suit...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4137'}
-    - {alt_description: 'A will, no why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'A
-        will, no why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4138'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel about a block away from where I should be., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel about a block away from where I should be., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4139'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yeah, I just live a stone''s throw from here.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yeah, I just live a stone''s throw from here.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4140'}
-    - {alt_description: The price of cement goes thru the ceiling., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The price of cement goes thru the ceiling., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4141'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Live fast, don''t fret about gluten', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Live
-        fast, don''t fret about gluten', primary_type: text, target_id: '4142'}
-    - {alt_description: 'On second thought, have all the sugar you want.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'On second thought, have all the sugar you want.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4143'}
-    - {alt_description: I need a sign from God, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        need a sign from God, primary_type: text, target_id: '4144'}
-    - {alt_description: I think we should have asked for a better table, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think we should have asked for a better table, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4145'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Which is correct? Concrete or cement?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Which
-        is correct? Concrete or cement?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4146'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Boy, have I had a rough day!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Boy,
-        have I had a rough day!', primary_type: text, target_id: '4147'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''re right, I shouldn''t worry about it.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You''re right, I shouldn''t worry about it.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4148'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And that, my friend, is how I KNOW my luck''s about to change.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And that, my friend, is how I KNOW my
-        luck''s about to change.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4149'}
-    - {alt_description: '... and then I woke up.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...
-        and then I woke up.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4150'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you ever get THAT feeling?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you ever get THAT feeling?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4151'}
-    - {alt_description: I hear they make good pancakes., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        hear they make good pancakes., primary_type: text, target_id: '4152'}
-    - {alt_description: Thank god he already signed the papers., alt_type: text, primary_description: Thank
-        god he already signed the papers., primary_type: text, target_id: '4153'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "So, I\u2019m talking to that annoying Chicken\
-        \ Little life insurance guy, and he acts like I could be sitting somewhere,\
-        \ minding my own business, and get killed by a falling cinder block or something.",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "So, I\u2019m talking to that\
-        \ annoying Chicken Little life insurance guy, and he acts like I could be\
-        \ sitting somewhere, minding my own business, and get killed by a falling\
-        \ cinder block or something.", primary_type: text, target_id: '4154'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Cinder blocks used to fall from the sky twice, three times
-        a day. Now it''s once month--and that''s if your lucky.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Cinder blocks used to fall from the sky twice, three times
-        a day. Now it''s once month--and that''s if your lucky.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4155'}
-    - {alt_description: '...But I''m sure something will break my way soon.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...But I''m sure something will break my way soon.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4156'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m finished. How about you?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m
-        finished. How about you?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4157'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, Perkins. Because what you don''t know can''t crush your
-        cranium.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, Perkins. Because what
-        you don''t know can''t crush your cranium.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4158'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I don\u2019t believe in luck.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "I don\u2019t believe in luck.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4159'}
-    - {alt_description: Goose!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Goose!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4160'}
-    - {alt_description: I need another cup of coffee like I need a hole in the head.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I need another cup of coffee like I need
-        a hole in the head., primary_type: text, target_id: '4161'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, as soon as we get back to the office, I''m firing you.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, as soon as we get back to the office,
-        I''m firing you.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4162'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know that feeling, like you''re just waiting for the
-        other shoe to drop?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know that
-        feeling, like you''re just waiting for the other shoe to drop?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4163'}
-    - {alt_description: You never know when a good idea might hit you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You never know when a good idea might hit you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4164'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What did you say about the "duck" ?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        did you say about the "duck" ?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4165'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ah, coffee. This will be just the jolt I need.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Ah, coffee. This will be just the jolt I need.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4166'}
-    - {alt_description: Will you just for once restrain yourself and let me finish
-        my sentence., alt_type: text, primary_description: Will you just for once
-        restrain yourself and let me finish my sentence., primary_type: text, target_id: '4167'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I digressed, what about the cement price?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I digressed, what about the cement price?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4168'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm not so sure about Amazon's new delivery system., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm not so sure about Amazon's new delivery system., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4169'}
-    - {alt_description: It'll come to me in a second., alt_type: text, primary_description: It'll
-        come to me in a second., primary_type: text, target_id: '4170'}
-    - {alt_description: I have a feeling that it is not going to hit me like a ton
-        of bricks., alt_type: text, primary_description: I have a feeling that it
-        is not going to hit me like a ton of bricks., primary_type: text, target_id: '4171'}
-    - {alt_description: And then she called me a blockhead., alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        then she called me a blockhead., primary_type: text, target_id: '4172'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I swear, work''s been so crazy lately, I''m thinking my head''s
-        about to explode.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I swear, work''s
-        been so crazy lately, I''m thinking my head''s about to explode.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4173'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you check your horoscope this morning?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did you check your horoscope this morning?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4174'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why don''t you get the check this time?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why don''t you get the check this time?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4175'}
-    - {alt_description: I've finally licked those nagging headaches., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've finally licked those nagging headaches., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4176'}
-    - {alt_description: '....but how likely is that, really?', alt_type: text, primary_description: '....but
-        how likely is that, really?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4177'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish I could think of a way to block my transfer to Omaha.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I wish I could think of a way to block
-        my transfer to Omaha., primary_type: text, target_id: '4178'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Lost my job,lost my wife. Huh. What else could happen?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Lost my job,lost my wife. Huh. What else
-        could happen?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4179'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think men ever have to worry about the glass ceiling?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you think men ever have to worry about
-        the glass ceiling?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4180'}
-    - {alt_description: '''Much as I regret having to do this, Ted....', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '''Much as I regret having to do this, Ted....', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4181'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I can''t remember exactly, but when I do..it''s gonna hit
-        me like a ton of bricks!!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I can''t
-        remember exactly, but when I do..it''s gonna hit me like a ton of bricks!!',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4182'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, I really do think America could be great again',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know, I really do think America could
-        be great again', primary_type: text, target_id: '4183'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Isn''t today April Fool''s day?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Isn''t
-        today April Fool''s day?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4184'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you mean "literally"?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        do you mean "literally"?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4185'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just like Trump. I've been incredibly and fantastically
-        successful in the building and construction business., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        just like Trump. I've been incredibly and fantastically successful in the
-        building and construction business., primary_type: text, target_id: '4186'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, the good news is my lab results came back negative...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well, the good news is my lab results
-        came back negative...', primary_type: text, target_id: '4187'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "So I told her \u2018Screw you and your Gypsy\
-        \ curse.\u2019", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "So I told\
-        \ her \u2018Screw you and your Gypsy curse.\u2019", primary_type: text, target_id: '4188'}
-    - {alt_description: I just know something is about to drop., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just know something is about to drop., primary_type: text, target_id: '4189'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you believe everything happens for a reason?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you believe everything happens for a reason?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4190'}
-    - {alt_description: I've blocked out an hour for lunch., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        blocked out an hour for lunch., primary_type: text, target_id: '4191'}
-    - {alt_description: I never believed in Henny Penny's theory............, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I never believed in Henny Penny's theory............, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4192'}
-    - {alt_description: Looks like that promotion might be coming my way sooner than
-        I expected., alt_type: text, primary_description: Looks like that promotion
-        might be coming my way sooner than I expected., primary_type: text, target_id: '4193'}
-    - {alt_description: My doctor told me to stop worrying., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        doctor told me to stop worrying., primary_type: text, target_id: '4194'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I told them I wanted painful and drawn out -- why?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I told them I wanted painful and drawn out -- why?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4195'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like my future is up in the air., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel like my future is up in the air., primary_type: text, target_id: '4196'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why do they call it a flat white?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why
-        do they call it a flat white?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4197'}
-    - {alt_description: Go for it! You could be hit by a bus., alt_type: text, primary_description: Go
-        for it! You could be hit by a bus., primary_type: text, target_id: '4198'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know what hit me today like a ton of bricks?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know what hit me today like a ton of bricks?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4199'}
-    - {alt_description: It's supposed to help contrast the artificial lighting., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's supposed to help contrast the artificial lighting.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4200'}
-    - {alt_description: This building is my legacy., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        building is my legacy., primary_type: text, target_id: '4201'}
-    - {alt_description: Too bad. He's a nice guy., alt_type: text, primary_description: Too
-        bad. He's a nice guy., primary_type: text, target_id: '4202'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s true, nothing ever falls my way.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'It''s true, nothing ever falls my way.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4203'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, when will the new reconstruction contract be signed?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, when will the new reconstruction contract
-        be signed?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4204'}
-    - {alt_description: No! He didn't sign yet., alt_type: text, primary_description: No!
-        He didn't sign yet., primary_type: text, target_id: '4205'}
-    - {alt_description: So it's basically uber but for construction materials, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So it's basically uber but for construction materials,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4206'}
-    - {alt_description: I've finally shaken my fear of impending doom., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've finally shaken my fear of impending doom., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4207'}
-    - {alt_description: 'They''re going to make me department head, just watch.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'They''re going to make me department head,
-        just watch.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4208'}
-    - {alt_description: Your problem is you're a pessimist., alt_type: text, primary_description: Your
-        problem is you're a pessimist., primary_type: text, target_id: '4209'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I keep wondering, why me?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        keep wondering, why me?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4210'}
-    - {alt_description: Looks like you forget your wife's birthday again., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Looks like you forget your wife's birthday again., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4211'}
-    - {alt_description: I have planned for every eventuality., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        have planned for every eventuality., primary_type: text, target_id: '4212'}
-    - {alt_description: Yeah sure like one day I'm gonna get hit on the head by a
-        falling concrete block.... What's the likelihood of that happening......,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Yeah sure like one day I'm gonna get hit
-        on the head by a falling concrete block.... What's the likelihood of that
-        happening......, primary_type: text, target_id: '4213'}
-    - {alt_description: This should help me wake up., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        should help me wake up., primary_type: text, target_id: '4214'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Seriously, those donuts''ll kill ys.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Seriously,
-        those donuts''ll kill ys.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4215'}
-    - {alt_description: to be or not to be is no longer the question., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: to be or not to be is no longer the question., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4216'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Should I warn him, or let his revelation happen?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Should I warn him, or let his revelation happen?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4217'}
-    - {alt_description: Barring any unforeseen circumstances..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Barring
-        any unforeseen circumstances..., primary_type: text, target_id: '4218'}
-    - {alt_description: Look up., alt_type: text, primary_description: Look up., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4219'}
-    - {alt_description: I need some excitement in my life., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        need some excitement in my life., primary_type: text, target_id: '4220'}
-    - {alt_description: It's not my fault I was born lucky., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        not my fault I was born lucky., primary_type: text, target_id: '4221'}
-    - {alt_description: '.....but my friends call me "Lucky', alt_type: text, primary_description: '.....but
-        my friends call me "Lucky', primary_type: text, target_id: '4222'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I feel like I''m finally on the cusp of a big break, something
-        really concrete.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I feel like I''m
-        finally on the cusp of a big break, something really concrete.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4223'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So Frank, how hard did you say your sticks fell today?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So Frank, how hard did you say your sticks
-        fell today?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4224'}
-    - {alt_description: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a brick!" "Seriously dude!
-        Think of something better for the new Superman., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        a bird! It's a plane! It's a brick!" "Seriously dude! Think of something better
-        for the new Superman., primary_type: text, target_id: '4225'}
-    - {alt_description: Carpe nanosecond., alt_type: text, primary_description: Carpe
-        nanosecond., primary_type: text, target_id: '4226'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Clairvoyant, schmervoyant, she was clearly deranged...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Clairvoyant, schmervoyant, she was clearly
-        deranged...', primary_type: text, target_id: '4227'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm sure an idea will come to me soon., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        sure an idea will come to me soon., primary_type: text, target_id: '4228'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't tell how lucky I feel to have someone like you to
-        talk to.", alt_type: text, primary_description: I can't tell how lucky I feel
-        to have someone like you to talk to.", primary_type: text, target_id: '4229'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm getting to that age when I realize I don't have all the
-        time in the world., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm getting to that
-        age when I realize I don't have all the time in the world., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4230'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Hmmm... Out of the coyote... Guess I''ll go with the panko
-        crusted roadrunner instead.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"Hmmm...
-        Out of the coyote... Guess I''ll go with the panko crusted roadrunner instead.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4231'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''ve been around the block a few times Jim. Good idea
-        to switch to a low impact sport?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You''ve
-        been around the block a few times Jim. Good idea to switch to a low impact
-        sport?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4232'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's discuss the infrastructure bill., alt_type: text, primary_description: Let's
-        discuss the infrastructure bill., primary_type: text, target_id: '4233'}
-    - {alt_description: I need for you to understand that I'm running out of time.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I need for you to understand that I'm running
-        out of time., primary_type: text, target_id: '4234'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, I see my time is up.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        I see my time is up.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4235'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel my charka is blocked., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel my charka is blocked., primary_type: text, target_id: '4236'}
-    - {alt_description: 'That concrete thing with big holes in it is called a cinderblock.
-        Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'That concrete thing with big
-        holes in it is called a cinderblock. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4237'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Boy, this writer''s block is really killing me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Boy, this writer''s block is really killing me.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4238'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then she said, "Don''t worry about it, I forgive you.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And then she said, "Don''t worry about
-        it, I forgive you.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4239'}
-    - {alt_description: So on balance this has been a good year so far., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So on balance this has been a good year so far., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4240'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Finally, I can retire!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Finally,
-        I can retire!', primary_type: text, target_id: '4241'}
-    - {alt_description: May God strike me down if I'm wrong., alt_type: text, primary_description: May
-        God strike me down if I'm wrong., primary_type: text, target_id: '4242'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What is it NOW Henny Penny?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        is it NOW Henny Penny?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4243'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t know about you, but I''m heading to the last roundup.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I don''t know about you, but I''m heading
-        to the last roundup.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4244'}
-    - {alt_description: Physicist's block had plagued him all week., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Physicist's block had plagued him all week., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4245'}
-    - {alt_description: '..."and who needs that headache."', alt_type: text, primary_description: '..."and
-        who needs that headache."', primary_type: text, target_id: '4246'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I told her, ''I''d rather get hit by a brick than vote
-        for Donald Trump.''" "You couldn''t have chosen something, er, softer? A soccer
-        ball maybe?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I told her, ''I''d
-        rather get hit by a brick than vote for Donald Trump.''" "You couldn''t have
-        chosen something, er, softer? A soccer ball maybe?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4247'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I cancelled that insurance policy last week.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No, I cancelled that insurance policy last week.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4248'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife says it's risky to drink from a styrofoam cup., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My wife says it's risky to drink from a styrofoam cup.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4249'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Believe me Frank, I''ve been around the block.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Believe me Frank, I''ve been around the block.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4250'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, there''s always the line about man planning and God
-        laughing.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well, there''s always the
-        line about man planning and God laughing.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4251'}
-    - {alt_description: I hope this is just Tetris starting again., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I hope this is just Tetris starting again., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4252'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Nothing specific, really. Just a general sense of foreboding.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Nothing specific, really. Just a general
-        sense of foreboding.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4253'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Darn, I shoulda got that whipped cream.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Darn, I shoulda got that whipped cream.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4254'}
-    - {alt_description: Crazy weather we've been having lately Fred hahahahahahahaha,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Crazy weather we've been having lately
-        Fred hahahahahahahaha, primary_type: text, target_id: '4255'}
-    - {alt_description: I just don't have anything on my bucket list, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just don't have anything on my bucket list, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4256'}
-    - {alt_description: And that's when I first started to question Newton's theories.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: And that's when I first started to question
-        Newton's theories., primary_type: text, target_id: '4257'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm not worried about Trump. I think karma's going to get
-        him., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm not worried about Trump. I
-        think karma's going to get him., primary_type: text, target_id: '4258'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm feeling lucky today; the market is up!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm feeling lucky today; the market is up!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4259'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How can I put it in more concrete terms?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'How can I put it in more concrete terms?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4260'}
-    - {alt_description: Give me a second., alt_type: text, primary_description: Give
-        me a second., primary_type: text, target_id: '4261'}
-    - {alt_description: It just seems to me that Mary and I don't have much of a future.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: It just seems to me that Mary and I don't
-        have much of a future., primary_type: text, target_id: '4262'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Nice try, Jeff. April fool.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Nice
-        try, Jeff. April fool.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4263'}
-    - {alt_description: 'New England Life, why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'New
-        England Life, why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4264'}
-    - {alt_description: Insurance is for suckers., alt_type: text, primary_description: Insurance
-        is for suckers., primary_type: text, target_id: '4265'}
-    - {alt_description: This place always blocks me up., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        place always blocks me up., primary_type: text, target_id: '4266'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Duck? No, I ordered chicken.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Duck?
-        No, I ordered chicken.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4267'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sometimes I wonder, Jim, if I''m one brick short of a load.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sometimes I wonder, Jim, if I''m one brick
-        short of a load.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4268'}
-    - {alt_description: I thought you ordered over easy, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        thought you ordered over easy, primary_type: text, target_id: '4269'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know Bob, I finally feel like things are looking up for
-        me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know Bob, I finally feel like
-        things are looking up for me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4270'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Seriously \u2013 at this place \u2013 you leave\
-        \ a tip?", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Seriously \u2013\
-        \ at this place \u2013 you leave a tip?", primary_type: text, target_id: '4271'}
-    - {alt_description: 'That stuff will kill ya, Chuck.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'That
-        stuff will kill ya, Chuck.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4272'}
-    - {alt_description: Think I'll skip dessert., alt_type: text, primary_description: Think
-        I'll skip dessert., primary_type: text, target_id: '4273'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you ever get the feeling that maybe you were the block
-        head?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did you ever get the feeling
-        that maybe you were the block head?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4274'}
-    - {alt_description: At least only part of the sky is falling..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: At least only part of the sky is falling..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4275'}
-    - {alt_description: I've always been a bit of a risk taker, alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        always been a bit of a risk taker, primary_type: text, target_id: '4276'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I could see it coming, Harry, but you didn''t believe me...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I could see it coming, Harry, but you
-        didn''t believe me...', primary_type: text, target_id: '4277'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Live for the moment, I always say', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Live
-        for the moment, I always say', primary_type: text, target_id: '4278'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m an agnostic too, Herb, all the way--no wait! I didn''t
-        mean that!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m an agnostic too, Herb,
-        all the way--no wait! I didn''t mean that!', primary_type: text, target_id: '4279'}
-    - {alt_description: A New Yorker never looks up., alt_type: text, primary_description: A
-        New Yorker never looks up., primary_type: text, target_id: '4280'}
-    - {alt_description: So I told him "I don't need any life insurance!", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So I told him "I don't need any life insurance!", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4281'}
-    - {alt_description: Calm Down! You always think the sky is fall!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Calm Down! You always think the sky is fall!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4282'}
-    - {alt_description: '"After 31 years I''ve had a breakthrough. I''ve discovered
-        the cure to all cancers. You simply combine magnesium oxide with', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"After 31 years I''ve had a breakthrough. I''ve discovered
-        the cure to all cancers. You simply combine magnesium oxide with', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4283'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, the Doc says I''m healthy as a horse and I''ll live well
-        past 90...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, the Doc says I''m healthy
-        as a horse and I''ll live well past 90...', primary_type: text, target_id: '4284'}
-    - {alt_description: Enjoy y... our coffee, alt_type: text, primary_description: Enjoy
-        y... our coffee, primary_type: text, target_id: '4285'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have your caffeine reflexes kicked in?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Have your caffeine reflexes kicked in?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4286'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then she said: "You can keep your money darling, I am
-        starting my own construction business anyway." I wonder what she''s up to,
-        she hates dust.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And then she said:
-        "You can keep your money darling, I am starting my own construction business
-        anyway." I wonder what she''s up to, she hates dust.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4287'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Suddenly, it hit me like... .', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Suddenly,
-        it hit me like... .', primary_type: text, target_id: '4288'}
-    - {alt_description: You're seeing things Jerry. My ex wouldn't be caught dead
-        downtown this time of day. The traffic lowers her per hour spending average.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: You're seeing things Jerry. My ex wouldn't
-        be caught dead downtown this time of day. The traffic lowers her per hour
-        spending average., primary_type: text, target_id: '4289'}
-    - {alt_description: It'll hit me in a moment., alt_type: text, primary_description: It'll
-        hit me in a moment., primary_type: text, target_id: '4290'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Would you mind grabbing the check? I"ll get it next time.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Would you mind grabbing the check? I"ll
-        get it next time.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4291'}
-    - {alt_description: Gulliver likes to sweeten my coffee, alt_type: text, primary_description: Gulliver
-        likes to sweeten my coffee, primary_type: text, target_id: '4292'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, what do you think? Stocks or bonds?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, what do you think? Stocks or bonds?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4293'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What concussion threat? I''m an owner, not a fullback.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What concussion threat? I''m an owner,
-        not a fullback.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4294'}
-    - {alt_description: My contractor keeps me updated through social media., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My contractor keeps me updated through social media., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4295'}
-    - {alt_description: Speaking of those wayward masons..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Speaking
-        of those wayward masons..., primary_type: text, target_id: '4296'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What are the odds?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        are the odds?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4297'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Apparently, this place is known for its flattened chicken.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Apparently, this place is known for its
-        flattened chicken.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4298'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So... how is your day, so far?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So...
-        how is your day, so far?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4299'}
-    - {alt_description: I just wish I had proof of the gravity of the situation.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just wish I had proof of the gravity
-        of the situation., primary_type: text, target_id: '4300'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yup, she doubled the policy.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yup,
-        she doubled the policy.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4301'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Short term, I''m bullish.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Short
-        term, I''m bullish.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4302'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I guess diner slang for corned beef hash is\
-        \ \u201Ca massive structural failure in the building.\u201D", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "I guess diner slang for corned beef hash\
-        \ is \u201Ca massive structural failure in the building.\u201D", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4303'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Maybe just summarize, instead.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Maybe
-        just summarize, instead.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4304'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you mean by "Cinder Block of Damocles?''', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What do you mean by "Cinder Block of Damocles?''', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4305'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I hate to drop this on you, Ed.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        hate to drop this on you, Ed.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4306'}
-    - {alt_description: I've always been more of a lego man., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        always been more of a lego man., primary_type: text, target_id: '4307'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Technically, he said it was hard as a rock.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Technically, he said it was hard as a rock.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4308'}
-    - {alt_description: I've been having these headaches., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        been having these headaches., primary_type: text, target_id: '4309'}
-    - {alt_description: Only three days until my retirement portfolio matures., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Only three days until my retirement portfolio matures.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4310'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m telling you, Stuart. The secret to happiness is planning.
-        Long-term, conservative planning.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m
-        telling you, Stuart. The secret to happiness is planning. Long-term, conservative
-        planning.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4311'}
-    - {alt_description: Doctor said I may even become a centenarian., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Doctor said I may even become a centenarian., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4312'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, come on, Phil! April Fool''s Day was last week.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Oh, come on, Phil! April Fool''s Day was last week.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4313'}
-    - {alt_description: Another morning at Cafe' Wall Street..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Another
-        morning at Cafe' Wall Street..., primary_type: text, target_id: '4314'}
-    - {alt_description: He wouldn't understand the irony even if it him in the head.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: He wouldn't understand the irony even if
-        it him in the head., primary_type: text, target_id: '4315'}
-    - {alt_description: Damn! She made my skinny latte with 2%., alt_type: text, primary_description: Damn!
-        She made my skinny latte with 2%., primary_type: text, target_id: '4316'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, I''m worried about my cholesterol...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, I''m worried about my cholesterol...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4317'}
-    - {alt_description: Thank You God!!!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Thank
-        You God!!!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4318'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sorry to interrupt you Benjamin, but...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Sorry to interrupt you Benjamin, but...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4319'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you have any appointments this afternoon ?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you have any appointments this afternoon ?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4320'}
-    - {alt_description: I wonder if these coffee lids are BPA-free., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wonder if these coffee lids are BPA-free., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4321'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I am not sure what I believe, why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        am not sure what I believe, why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4322'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Audited?! He''s gonna shi...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Audited?!
-        He''s gonna shi...', primary_type: text, target_id: '4323'}
-    - {alt_description: '.....Chicken Little was right.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '.....Chicken
-        Little was right.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4324'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Look up there is a brick going tofall on your head?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Look up there is a brick going tofall on your head?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4325'}
-    - {alt_description: The worst part is the weight., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        worst part is the weight., primary_type: text, target_id: '4326'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ugh, writer''s block.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ugh,
-        writer''s block.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4327'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you going to eat that?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        you going to eat that?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4328'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Dad, I''m a liberal.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Dad,
-        I''m a liberal.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4329'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I mean, what''s the rush?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        mean, what''s the rush?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4330'}
-    - {alt_description: I just know I'm gonna be blocked., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just know I'm gonna be blocked., primary_type: text, target_id: '4331'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I said a ton of bricks doesn''t have to fall on my head.
-        What?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I said a ton of bricks doesn''t
-        have to fall on my head. What?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4332'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My insurance company? New England Life of course. Why?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My insurance company? New England Life
-        of course. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4333'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Accidents will happen. Then again, Bob was a lousy tipper.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Accidents will happen. Then again, Bob
-        was a lousy tipper.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4334'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Maybe I should be the new CEO?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Maybe
-        I should be the new CEO?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4335'}
-    - {alt_description: The price of coffee these days... It hits ya like a tonne
-        of bricks., alt_type: text, primary_description: The price of coffee these
-        days... It hits ya like a tonne of bricks., primary_type: text, target_id: '4336'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and not only is he my true idol, I think Trump is downright
-        sexy.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and not only is he my true
-        idol, I think Trump is downright sexy.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4337'}
-    - {alt_description: May Donald Trump strike me down if I'm lying., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: May Donald Trump strike me down if I'm lying., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4338'}
-    - {alt_description: This doesn't look like a flat white., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        doesn't look like a flat white., primary_type: text, target_id: '4339'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I\u2019m telling you, I can\u2019t think of\
-        \ anything more devastating than Writer\u2019s Block...", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "I\u2019m telling you, I can\u2019t think\
-        \ of anything more devastating than Writer\u2019s Block...", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4340'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Would you please look at me when I''m talking to you?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Would you please look at me when I''m talking to you?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4341'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like I have a brick in my stomach., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel like I have a brick in my stomach., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4342'}
-    - {alt_description: I think your triple "rev me up" espresso was a poor investment.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I think your triple "rev me up" espresso
-        was a poor investment., primary_type: text, target_id: '4343'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Things couldn''t be better, thanks.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Things
-        couldn''t be better, thanks.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4344'}
-    - {alt_description: You never look at me when I'm talking., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        never look at me when I'm talking., primary_type: text, target_id: '4345'}
-    - {alt_description: Things are finally going right for me., alt_type: text, primary_description: Things
-        are finally going right for me., primary_type: text, target_id: '4346'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess there're worse things than writers block., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I guess there're worse things than writers block., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4347'}
-    - {alt_description: 'For Christssakes, just sign off on the life insurance.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'For Christssakes, just sign off on the
-        life insurance.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4348'}
-    - {alt_description: '... And after she ended it, she called me a blockhead! Can
-        you believe that?', alt_type: text, primary_description: '... And after she
-        ended it, she called me a blockhead! Can you believe that?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4349'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m catching the early train, no one will even notice.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m catching the early train, no one
-        will even notice.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4350'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Of course, short-term investments carry less risk, but .
-        . . .', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Of course, short-term investments
-        carry less risk, but . . . .', primary_type: text, target_id: '4351'}
-    - {alt_description: You ever get the feeling the world is closing in on you.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: You ever get the feeling the world is closing
-        in on you., primary_type: text, target_id: '4352'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know Ed, the proper restaurant jargon for sauce on the
-        side is SOS.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know Ed, the proper
-        restaurant jargon for sauce on the side is SOS.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4353'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hartford, shmartford', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hartford,
-        shmartford', primary_type: text, target_id: '4354'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Darn it, they gave me a cappuccino and I asked for a flat
-        white.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Darn it, they gave me a cappuccino
-        and I asked for a flat white.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4355'}
-    - {alt_description: My mind's gone blank--It'll hit me!, alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        mind's gone blank--It'll hit me!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4356'}
-    - {alt_description: Even Wile E. Coyote has more luck than I do., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Even Wile E. Coyote has more luck than I do., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4357'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm sure it was just a hollow threat., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        sure it was just a hollow threat., primary_type: text, target_id: '4358'}
-    - {alt_description: Gotta run..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Gotta run...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4359'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is there something you aren''t telling me?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Is there something you aren''t telling me?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4360'}
-    - {alt_description: It's a prop for a New Yorker cartoon., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        a prop for a New Yorker cartoon., primary_type: text, target_id: '4361'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Just ask God to show you a sign, Bob, and He will.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Just ask God to show you a sign, Bob, and He will.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4362'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, maybe not a ton.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        maybe not a ton.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4363'}
-    - {alt_description: God hates me but construction workers despise me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: God hates me but construction workers despise me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4364'}
-    - {alt_description: I read recently that coffee may decrease your risk for premature
-        death., alt_type: text, primary_description: I read recently that coffee may
-        decrease your risk for premature death., primary_type: text, target_id: '4365'}
-    - {alt_description: '''I think I''m getting writer''s block''.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '''I think I''m getting writer''s block''.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4366'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m tired of complaining but, honestly, it seems like it''s
-        just one damn thing after another.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m
-        tired of complaining but, honestly, it seems like it''s just one damn thing
-        after another.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4367'}
-    - {alt_description: and all of the sudden it hit me...., alt_type: text, primary_description: and
-        all of the sudden it hit me...., primary_type: text, target_id: '4368'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, to make a long story short ...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So,
-        to make a long story short ...', primary_type: text, target_id: '4369'}
-    - {alt_description: 'As Paul''s life flashed before Doug''s eyes, Doug reflected
-        on how Paul took the last sugar.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'As
-        Paul''s life flashed before Doug''s eyes, Doug reflected on how Paul took
-        the last sugar.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4370'}
-    - {alt_description: I really dodged a bullet at the meeting this morning., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I really dodged a bullet at the meeting this morning.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4371'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Like I said, I am all for busting the unions', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Like I said, I am all for busting the unions', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4372'}
-    - {alt_description: We figured the best place to cut corners was with the mason's
-        contract., alt_type: text, primary_description: We figured the best place
-        to cut corners was with the mason's contract., primary_type: text, target_id: '4373'}
-    - {alt_description: Looking ahead ... ., alt_type: text, primary_description: Looking
-        ahead ... ., primary_type: text, target_id: '4374'}
-    - {alt_description: Uh! I think you're right about that "feeling"!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Uh! I think you're right about that "feeling"!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4375'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, I lowered the boom on the United Block-Layers.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, I lowered the boom on the United Block-Layers.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4376'}
-    - {alt_description: No - I'm going to find happiness in the T-I-N-D-E-R app.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: No - I'm going to find happiness in the
-        T-I-N-D-E-R app., primary_type: text, target_id: '4377'}
-    - {alt_description: Guess its my turn to be C.E.O., alt_type: text, primary_description: Guess
-        its my turn to be C.E.O., primary_type: text, target_id: '4378'}
-    - {alt_description: Well you can't say you didn't see it coming., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Well you can't say you didn't see it coming., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4379'}
-    - {alt_description: They're talking about downsizing!, alt_type: text, primary_description: They're
-        talking about downsizing!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4380'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes I am accident prone. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yes I am accident prone. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4381'}
-    - {alt_description: I need concrete proof., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        need concrete proof., primary_type: text, target_id: '4382'}
-    - {alt_description: Their overhead is killing their business, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Their overhead is killing their business, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4383'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Would it hurt to ask for one concrete solution to my problems?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Would it hurt to ask for one concrete
-        solution to my problems?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4384'}
-    - {alt_description: My TED talk is - On the Job Braining., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        TED talk is - On the Job Braining., primary_type: text, target_id: '4385'}
-    - {alt_description: For years I struggled with the meaning of life . . . then
-        it hit me like a ton of bricks., alt_type: text, primary_description: For
-        years I struggled with the meaning of life . . . then it hit me like a ton
-        of bricks., primary_type: text, target_id: '4386'}
-    - {alt_description: 'For once, give me something concrete.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'For
-        once, give me something concrete.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4387'}
-    - {alt_description: I accepted a job with Joe Btfspik & Sons., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I accepted a job with Joe Btfspik & Sons., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4388'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm the victim of a glass ceiling., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        the victim of a glass ceiling., primary_type: text, target_id: '4389'}
-    - {alt_description: So I recently decided to stop making my alimony payments.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: So I recently decided to stop making my
-        alimony payments., primary_type: text, target_id: '4390'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, don''t worry about it. My horoscope says today''s my
-        lucky day!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh, don''t worry about
-        it. My horoscope says today''s my lucky day!', primary_type: text, target_id: '4391'}
-    - {alt_description: You have no idea how good it feels to be out from under suspicion.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: You have no idea how good it feels to be
-        out from under suspicion., primary_type: text, target_id: '4392'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you just hear a "beep, beep?"', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you just hear a "beep, beep?"', primary_type: text, target_id: '4393'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t you ever get tired of the same old same old every
-        day?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Don''t you ever get tired of
-        the same old same old every day?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4394'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I said, ''Where''s Superman when you need him''?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So I said, ''Where''s Superman when you need him''?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4395'}
-    - {alt_description: 'They say it''s raining cats and dogs. Next they''ll be saying,
-        cement blocks and shovels.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'They say
-        it''s raining cats and dogs. Next they''ll be saying, cement blocks and shovels.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4396'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My doctor said I could postpone the colonoscopy, but better
-        safe than sorry, right?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My doctor
-        said I could postpone the colonoscopy, but better safe than sorry, right?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4397'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just trying to work through this Chicken Little syndrome.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm just trying to work through this Chicken
-        Little syndrome., primary_type: text, target_id: '4398'}
-    - {alt_description: 'A ton of bricks falling on me, or just a cement block. My
-        fantasy sometimes seems so real.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'A
-        ton of bricks falling on me, or just a cement block. My fantasy sometimes
-        seems so real.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4399'}
-    - {alt_description: The problem with these Millenials is that they never want
-        to start on the ground floor., alt_type: text, primary_description: The problem
-        with these Millenials is that they never want to start on the ground floor.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4400'}
-    - {alt_description: You can't always expect "pennies from heaven.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You can't always expect "pennies from heaven.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4401'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't think of one thing that would make me vote for Trump.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I can't think of one thing that would make
-        me vote for Trump., primary_type: text, target_id: '4402'}
-    - {alt_description: I hope you're not in love with that rolex., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I hope you're not in love with that rolex., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4403'}
-    - {alt_description: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ORDER A SIDE OF ICE WITH THAT, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ORDER A SIDE OF ICE WITH THAT, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4404'}
-    - {alt_description: You know it's nothing concrete or anything but lately I just
-        haven't been able to shake this sense of impending doom, alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        know it's nothing concrete or anything but lately I just haven't been able
-        to shake this sense of impending doom, primary_type: text, target_id: '4405'}
-    - {alt_description: I am working on the New Yorker Caption Contest and ideas always
-        hit me like a load of bricks., alt_type: text, primary_description: I am working
-        on the New Yorker Caption Contest and ideas always hit me like a load of bricks.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4406'}
-    - {alt_description: 'i think my smart watch is broken, it just says duck', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'i think my smart watch is broken, it just says duck',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4407'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can you get the check?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Can
-        you get the check?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4408'}
-    - {alt_description: You should have seen that construction worker's face when
-        I told him to stop oogling my secretary., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        should have seen that construction worker's face when I told him to stop oogling
-        my secretary., primary_type: text, target_id: '4409'}
-    - {alt_description: I wouldn't worry about the promotion if I were you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wouldn't worry about the promotion if I were you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4410'}
-    - {alt_description: I just know my luck has got to change., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just know my luck has got to change., primary_type: text, target_id: '4411'}
-    - {alt_description: We should have left a tip last time., alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        should have left a tip last time., primary_type: text, target_id: '4412'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, I am the luckiest man alive.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know, I am the luckiest man alive.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4413'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Nothing. What are you doing tonight?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Nothing.
-        What are you doing tonight?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4414'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What the heck, Larry, let''s live a little.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What the heck, Larry, let''s live a little.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4415'}
-    - {alt_description: 'But you would tell me, right?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'But
-        you would tell me, right?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4416'}
-    - {alt_description: No. I don't believe I care for duck., alt_type: text, primary_description: No.
-        I don't believe I care for duck., primary_type: text, target_id: '4417'}
-    - {alt_description: Global warming is what worries me the most, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Global warming is what worries me the most, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4418'}
-    - {alt_description: Think I'll knock off early today., alt_type: text, primary_description: Think
-        I'll knock off early today., primary_type: text, target_id: '4419'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Before we wrap things up here, there is just one last thing
-        I feel I should bring to your attention.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Before
-        we wrap things up here, there is just one last thing I feel I should bring
-        to your attention.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4420'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What you mean, stay woke', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        you mean, stay woke', primary_type: text, target_id: '4421'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Maybe it''s the Law and Order binge-watching, but this new
-        3 million dollar life insurance policy makes me paranoid.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Maybe it''s the Law and Order binge-watching, but this
-        new 3 million dollar life insurance policy makes me paranoid.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4422'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Dont worry, Lunch is on Me!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Dont
-        worry, Lunch is on Me!', primary_type: text, target_id: '4423'}
-    - {alt_description: One last thought..., alt_type: text, primary_description: One
-        last thought..., primary_type: text, target_id: '4424'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, I''ve been very concerned about the anvil shortage.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, I''ve been very concerned about the
-        anvil shortage.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4425'}
-    - {alt_description: stop worrying about how to pay for retirement., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: stop worrying about how to pay for retirement., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4426'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm terribly worried about rising sea levels., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm terribly worried about rising sea levels., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4427'}
-    - {alt_description: There's nothing worse than lukewarm coffee..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There's nothing worse than lukewarm coffee..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4428'}
-    - {alt_description: Couldn't you be more concrete, alt_type: text, primary_description: Couldn't
-        you be more concrete, primary_type: text, target_id: '4429'}
-    - {alt_description: At this point nothing would surprise me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: At this point nothing would surprise me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4430'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Lately, I can''t come up with new material. I keep waiting
-        for something to hit me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Lately, I
-        can''t come up with new material. I keep waiting for something to hit me.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4431'}
-    - {alt_description: Huh. My ideas always come as lightbulbs., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Huh. My ideas always come as lightbulbs., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4432'}
-    - {alt_description: Sh.h.h!....don't say a word!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Sh.h.h!....don't
-        say a word!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4433'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My name? W. E. Coyote. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My
-        name? W. E. Coyote. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4434'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I couldn''t make any sense of it, and then it hit me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I couldn''t make any sense of it, and then it hit me.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4435'}
-    - {alt_description: I subscribe to the Alan King policy of not needing Insurance.
-        Spend the money on a nice piece of pie., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        subscribe to the Alan King policy of not needing Insurance. Spend the money
-        on a nice piece of pie., primary_type: text, target_id: '4436'}
-    - {alt_description: I sometimes feel I have a death wish, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        sometimes feel I have a death wish, primary_type: text, target_id: '4437'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think they serve duck here..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't think they serve duck here..., primary_type: text, target_id: '4438'}
-    - {alt_description: They say coffee's actually good for you -- it's the sugar
-        you have to watch out for., alt_type: text, primary_description: They say
-        coffee's actually good for you -- it's the sugar you have to watch out for.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4439'}
-    - {alt_description: I finally told Barbara it's over., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        finally told Barbara it's over., primary_type: text, target_id: '4440'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm sure it's a reasonable offer but I just don't feel a need
-        for life insurance just now., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm sure
-        it's a reasonable offer but I just don't feel a need for life insurance just
-        now., primary_type: text, target_id: '4441'}
-    - {alt_description: You won't believe what happened today., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        won't believe what happened today., primary_type: text, target_id: '4442'}
-    - {alt_description: Thanks again for changing seats with me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Thanks again for changing seats with me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4443'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't recommend the cement., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        can't recommend the cement., primary_type: text, target_id: '4444'}
-    - {alt_description: Have a pen...I'm ready to sign the life insurance policy.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Have a pen...I'm ready to sign the life
-        insurance policy., primary_type: text, target_id: '4445'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Just when he thought he could not take another minute of
-        his co-worker''s bragging, God intervened.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Just
-        when he thought he could not take another minute of his co-worker''s bragging,
-        God intervened.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4446'}
-    - {alt_description: Jones always was a blockhead., alt_type: text, primary_description: Jones
-        always was a blockhead., primary_type: text, target_id: '4447'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Uh, oh. Here comes the Anthony Lane review. Superman can
-        save you or maybe Batman.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Uh, oh.
-        Here comes the Anthony Lane review. Superman can save you or maybe Batman.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4448'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I tell you, if I was religious, I''d be looking for a sign.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I tell you, if I was religious, I''d be
-        looking for a sign.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4449'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "So much for Zagat's d\xE9cor rating", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "So much for Zagat's d\xE9cor rating", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4450'}
-    - {alt_description: My bran muffin had zero trans fats!, alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        bran muffin had zero trans fats!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4451'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm tired of banging my head against a brick wall. I hope
-        things would turn around., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm tired
-        of banging my head against a brick wall. I hope things would turn around.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4452'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing's coming to mind yet., alt_type: text, primary_description: Nothing's
-        coming to mind yet., primary_type: text, target_id: '4453'}
-    - {alt_description: If I just lean back a tad it should just hit him., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: If I just lean back a tad it should just hit him., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4454'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I'd say Old Sal took the news of his \u201C\
-        retirement\u201D surprisingly well.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "I'd\
-        \ say Old Sal took the news of his \u201Cretirement\u201D surprisingly well.",
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4455'}
-    - {alt_description: '...when suddenly, this revolutionary idea hit me like...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '...when suddenly, this revolutionary idea
-        hit me like...', primary_type: text, target_id: '4456'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Looks like those sick days are gonna come in handy, Steve.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Looks like those sick days are gonna come
-        in handy, Steve.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4457'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Well, whaddya know. Prayers do get answered".', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"Well, whaddya know. Prayers do get answered".', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4458'}
-    - {alt_description: I prefer to call it "accident" and health coverage., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I prefer to call it "accident" and health coverage., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4459'}
-    - {alt_description: You're the last person who should be giving me a 'Heads up.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: You're the last person who should be giving
-        me a 'Heads up.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4460'}
-    - {alt_description: The witness protection program works really well., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The witness protection program works really well., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4461'}
-    - {alt_description: 'People are so surprised when the market crashes. But, like
-        I always say, what goes up, must come down.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'People
-        are so surprised when the market crashes. But, like I always say, what goes
-        up, must come down.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4462'}
-    - {alt_description: The new building codes are really killing us construction
-        managers., alt_type: text, primary_description: The new building codes are
-        really killing us construction managers., primary_type: text, target_id: '4463'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I can honestly say, at this point in my life, there really
-        are no surprises left.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I can honestly
-        say, at this point in my life, there really are no surprises left.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4464'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I''m pretty sure it''s the brick of Damocles.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No, I''m pretty sure it''s the brick of Damocles.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4465'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, Claire found out about Nancy just before she died." "You
-        don''t say?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, Claire found out about
-        Nancy just before she died." "You don''t say?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4466'}
-    - {alt_description: I have never had writer's block quite like this, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I have never had writer's block quite like this, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4467'}
-    - {alt_description: No one's looking out for the white guy anymore., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: No one's looking out for the white guy anymore., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4468'}
-    - {alt_description: Today I have a feeling I'll have a blockbuster idea., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Today I have a feeling I'll have a blockbuster idea., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4469'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll tell you the bad news first., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll
-        tell you the bad news first., primary_type: text, target_id: '4470'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm SO boring. Just once I would like to be newsworthy., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm SO boring. Just once I would like to be newsworthy.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4471'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Yes, I\u2019m satisfied with my current life\
-        \ insurance coverage. Why do you ask?", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Yes,\
-        \ I\u2019m satisfied with my current life insurance coverage. Why do you ask?",
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4472'}
-    - {alt_description: Frankly I think 10 percent is more than enough., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Frankly I think 10 percent is more than enough., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4473'}
-    - {alt_description: The lunch in this place is knockout, alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        lunch in this place is knockout, primary_type: text, target_id: '4474'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you take anything in your coffee?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you take anything in your coffee?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4475'}
-    - {alt_description: Go for a loftier goal. Quickly., alt_type: text, primary_description: Go
-        for a loftier goal. Quickly., primary_type: text, target_id: '4476'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Alan, I swear on my life it''s true.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Alan,
-        I swear on my life it''s true.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4477'}
-    - {alt_description: And so I told her that I'd never had one of those "change
-        your life moments.", alt_type: text, primary_description: And so I told her
-        that I'd never had one of those "change your life moments.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4478'}
-    - {alt_description: This second cup may make me late but it'll sure hit the spot!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: This second cup may make me late but it'll
-        sure hit the spot!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4479'}
-    - {alt_description: You know that stuff is going to kill you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You know that stuff is going to kill you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4480'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Besides, I don''t even know what "malingering" means.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Besides, I don''t even know what "malingering" means.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4481'}
-    - {alt_description: This is perfect....I can finally have his position as CEO.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: This is perfect....I can finally have his
-        position as CEO., primary_type: text, target_id: '4482'}
-    - {alt_description: JUST SIGN IT., alt_type: text, primary_description: JUST SIGN
-        IT., primary_type: text, target_id: '4483'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm having the Special, alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        having the Special, primary_type: text, target_id: '4484'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My life''s never been better, but I''m just worried other
-        shoe''s going to drop.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My life''s
-        never been better, but I''m just worried other shoe''s going to drop.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4485'}
-    - {alt_description: Fred ponders his opportunity for promotion., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Fred ponders his opportunity for promotion., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4486'}
-    - {alt_description: 'All I know is that between getting fired and Mary leaving
-        me, I don''t think I can handle another crushing blow.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'All
-        I know is that between getting fired and Mary leaving me, I don''t think I
-        can handle another crushing blow.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4487'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Haven''t you always thought anvils were more of a wedding
-        thing?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Haven''t you always thought
-        anvils were more of a wedding thing?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4488'}
-    - {alt_description: I switched to decaf for my health., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        switched to decaf for my health., primary_type: text, target_id: '4489'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't help feeling that change is in the air., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't help feeling that change is in the air., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4490'}
-    - {alt_description: Let me give you a concrete example., alt_type: text, primary_description: Let
-        me give you a concrete example., primary_type: text, target_id: '4491'}
-    - {alt_description: I probably should have eaten the chef's special instead of
-        sending it back to the kitchen., alt_type: text, primary_description: I probably
-        should have eaten the chef's special instead of sending it back to the kitchen.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4492'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Now where did I put that cinderblock?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Now
-        where did I put that cinderblock?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4493'}
-    - {alt_description: The funny thing is - she never saw it coming., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The funny thing is - she never saw it coming., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4494'}
-    - {alt_description: The next one's on you., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        next one's on you., primary_type: text, target_id: '4495'}
-    - {alt_description: I have these migraines and, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        have these migraines and, primary_type: text, target_id: '4496'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't believe you use artificial sweetener. That stuff will
-        kill you., alt_type: text, primary_description: I can't believe you use artificial
-        sweetener. That stuff will kill you., primary_type: text, target_id: '4497'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I can do it, I told my PA to block out my afternoon.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I can do it, I told my PA to block out my afternoon.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4498'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Of course, if you think you don''t need life insurance..."',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Of course, if you think you don''t need
-        life insurance..."', primary_type: text, target_id: '4499'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish I could get over this writer's block., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wish I could get over this writer's block., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4500'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm always wondering when the other shoe is going to fall...,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm always wondering when the other shoe
-        is going to fall..., primary_type: text, target_id: '4501'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Nice try Tom... What is it this time, a cinder block?!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Nice try Tom... What is it this time,
-        a cinder block?!', primary_type: text, target_id: '4502'}
-    - {alt_description: The wife said her lawyer would be dropping something off today...,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: The wife said her lawyer would be dropping
-        something off today..., primary_type: text, target_id: '4503'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have you nothing more concrete to offer?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Have you nothing more concrete to offer?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4504'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like I need a change., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel like I need a change., primary_type: text, target_id: '4505'}
-    - {alt_description: If a cement block falls in the diner . . ., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: If a cement block falls in the diner . . ., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4506'}
-    - {alt_description: My advice is to live every moment like it's your last., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My advice is to live every moment like it's your last.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4507'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I have always hated "duck." Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I have always hated "duck." Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4508'}
-    - {alt_description: It was the worst thing that ever happened to me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It was the worst thing that ever happened to me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4509'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The world''s in such turmoil, I fear Doomsday is near', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'The world''s in such turmoil, I fear Doomsday is near',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4510'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then it hit me, the meaning of life is...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'And then it hit me, the meaning of life is...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4511'}
-    - {alt_description: Look's like you're about to own this diner., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Look's like you're about to own this diner., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4512'}
-    - {alt_description: So then my boss said I was a chip off the old block!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So then my boss said I was a chip off the old block!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4513'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The last supper. That''s an odd name for a restaurant, right?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The last supper. That''s an odd name for
-        a restaurant, right?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4514'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes you're just sitting there innocently and a brick
-        falls on your head..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes you're
-        just sitting there innocently and a brick falls on your head..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4515'}
-    - {alt_description: The last thing I need is another headache., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The last thing I need is another headache., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4516'}
-    - {alt_description: I just can't seem to find anything that works for my anxiety.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I just can't seem to find anything that
-        works for my anxiety., primary_type: text, target_id: '4517'}
-    - {alt_description: '``Sorry if I sound negative. Things are actually going pretty
-        good.''''', alt_type: text, primary_description: '``Sorry if I sound negative.
-        Things are actually going pretty good.''''', primary_type: text, target_id: '4518'}
-    - {alt_description: Last night I solved the Goldbach conjecture., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Last night I solved the Goldbach conjecture., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4519'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd better prepare for the vice presidency opening., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'd better prepare for the vice presidency opening., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4520'}
-    - {alt_description: You were saying something about your policy's pre-existing
-        condition clause., alt_type: text, primary_description: You were saying something
-        about your policy's pre-existing condition clause., primary_type: text, target_id: '4521'}
-    - {alt_description: There is no way my day could get any worse., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There is no way my day could get any worse., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4522'}
-    - {alt_description: May the sky fall if Trump isn't the best man for the job.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: May the sky fall if Trump isn't the best
-        man for the job., primary_type: text, target_id: '4523'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't tell me the sky is falling again!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Don't
-        tell me the sky is falling again!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4524'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you an insurance salesman?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        you an insurance salesman?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4525'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Quick - what''s your phone password?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Quick
-        - what''s your phone password?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4526'}
-    - {alt_description: Right now I wouldn't say that should be your biggest worry.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Right now I wouldn't say that should be
-        your biggest worry., primary_type: text, target_id: '4527'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Which is the better deal, term insurance or whole life?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Which is the better deal, term insurance
-        or whole life?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4528'}
-    - {alt_description: If I'm lucky I'll only serve six months., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: If I'm lucky I'll only serve six months., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4529'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t know what to tell you, Robert. These construction
-        defect liability laws are killing us.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        don''t know what to tell you, Robert. These construction defect liability
-        laws are killing us.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4530'}
-    - {alt_description: It's still raining cats and dogs outside. Let's stay here
-        for a minute., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's still raining cats
-        and dogs outside. Let's stay here for a minute., primary_type: text, target_id: '4531'}
-    - {alt_description: Eat'n that stuff will kill you someday., alt_type: text, primary_description: Eat'n
-        that stuff will kill you someday., primary_type: text, target_id: '4532'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Relax, this always happens in cartoons!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Relax, this always happens in cartoons!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4533'}
-    - {alt_description: What I'm about to tell you will change the world., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: What I'm about to tell you will change the world., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4534'}
-    - {alt_description: This burger is going down like a ton of bricks." "Speaking
-        of which..., alt_type: text, primary_description: This burger is going down
-        like a ton of bricks." "Speaking of which..., primary_type: text, target_id: '4535'}
-    - {alt_description: I keep telling her I'm overinsured., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        keep telling her I'm overinsured., primary_type: text, target_id: '4536'}
-    - {alt_description: It's not written in concrete., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        not written in concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '4537'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, let''s talk life insurance.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So,
-        let''s talk life insurance.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4538'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh don''t be dramatic, Herb, it''s not like the sky is falling.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh don''t be dramatic, Herb, it''s not
-        like the sky is falling.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4539'}
-    - {alt_description: Some day the block grant proposal will come back to bite us.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Some day the block grant proposal will
-        come back to bite us., primary_type: text, target_id: '4540'}
-    - {alt_description: I tell you the world's coming apart with this election., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I tell you the world's coming apart with this election.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4541'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ve no idea, but I''ll know when it hits me', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''ve no idea, but I''ll know when it hits me', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4542'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like I'm in a loony tunes cartoon., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel like I'm in a loony tunes cartoon., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4543'}
-    - {alt_description: You never look at me anymore when I'm talking to you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You never look at me anymore when I'm talking to you.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4544'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I don''t want a refill. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No,
-        I don''t want a refill. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4545'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Could you get the bill? I''m close to being broke.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Could you get the bill? I''m close to being broke.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4546'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sure, it may not be the talking point of this election, but
-        when''s the last time infrastructure impacted you, anyway?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Sure, it may not be the talking point of this election,
-        but when''s the last time infrastructure impacted you, anyway?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4547'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t care what the boss says, I''m no blockhead.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I don''t care what the boss says, I''m no blockhead.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4548'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sword of Damocles, Wilson. It was a sword.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Sword of Damocles, Wilson. It was a sword.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4549'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I laugh and say to him, what to are going to do , fire
-        me?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I laugh and say to him, what
-        to are going to do , fire me?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4550'}
-    - {alt_description: This little place deserves more publicity., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This little place deserves more publicity., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4551'}
-    - {alt_description: Decaf is better for ya, alt_type: text, primary_description: Decaf
-        is better for ya, primary_type: text, target_id: '4552'}
-    - {alt_description: Talking to a friend like you is like a load of bra, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Talking to a friend like you is like a load of bra, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4553'}
-    - {alt_description: She keeps telling me I need be more spontaneous., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: She keeps telling me I need be more spontaneous., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4554'}
-    - {alt_description: The study I just read says you can live longer if you drink
-        more coffee., alt_type: text, primary_description: The study I just read says
-        you can live longer if you drink more coffee., primary_type: text, target_id: '4555'}
-    - {alt_description: Your proposal is a little heavy handed, alt_type: text, primary_description: Your
-        proposal is a little heavy handed, primary_type: text, target_id: '4556'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, I designed this building--but I don''t consider it my
-        best work.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes, I designed this building--but
-        I don''t consider it my best work.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4557'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If it''s not one damn thing, it''s another!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If it''s not one damn thing, it''s another!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4558'}
-    - {alt_description: I always feel better when I talk to you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I always feel better when I talk to you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4559'}
-    - {alt_description: '''So I said to my insurance agent, What are the odds of THAT
-        happening?''', alt_type: text, primary_description: '''So I said to my insurance
-        agent, What are the odds of THAT happening?''', primary_type: text, target_id: '4560'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Now we''re just waiting for the other shoe to drop, and we
-        close this deal!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Now we''re just waiting
-        for the other shoe to drop, and we close this deal!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4561'}
-    - {alt_description: Trump's campaign is on shaky ground., alt_type: text, primary_description: Trump's
-        campaign is on shaky ground., primary_type: text, target_id: '4562'}
-    - {alt_description: Life is so short. We need to treasure every . . ., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Life is so short. We need to treasure every . . ., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4563'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ironic that my favorite album is "Thick as a Brick"? Why?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ironic that my favorite album is "Thick
-        as a Brick"? Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4564'}
-    - {alt_description: There's a subtle difference between a "schlemiel" and a "schlimazel.",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: There's a subtle difference between a "schlemiel"
-        and a "schlimazel.", primary_type: text, target_id: '4565'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yup, you''re gonna be late all right.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yup,
-        you''re gonna be late all right.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4566'}
-    - {alt_description: It can't get any worse!, alt_type: text, primary_description: It
-        can't get any worse!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4567'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If this block hangs over my head much longer, I''m dead.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If this block hangs over my head much
-        longer, I''m dead.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4568'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So how''s your life insurance policy?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        how''s your life insurance policy?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4569'}
-    - {alt_description: So you want to be president of Damocles Construction., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So you want to be president of Damocles Construction.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4570'}
-    - {alt_description: Chip! The block!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Chip!
-        The block!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4571'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think the low sodium option will help at this point.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't think the low sodium option will
-        help at this point., primary_type: text, target_id: '4572'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, it''s not quite like the Sword of Damocles.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No, it''s not quite like the Sword of Damocles.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4573'}
-    - {alt_description: 'On the other hand,', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'On
-        the other hand,', primary_type: text, target_id: '4574'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just gonna block it out., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        just gonna block it out., primary_type: text, target_id: '4575'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think you fully appreciate the gravity of this situation.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't think you fully appreciate the
-        gravity of this situation., primary_type: text, target_id: '4576'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''d like to put you in charge of our crisis management team,
-        effective immediately.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''d like to
-        put you in charge of our crisis management team, effective immediately.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4577'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Of course I''ll sign. What''s the hurry?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Of course I''ll sign. What''s the hurry?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4578'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think the mob works weekends?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you think the mob works weekends?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4579'}
-    - {alt_description: Shoot am late for Saturday morning cartoons, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Shoot am late for Saturday morning cartoons, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4580'}
-    - {alt_description: Deadlines are a killer., alt_type: text, primary_description: Deadlines
-        are a killer., primary_type: text, target_id: '4581'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife says I lack 'gravitas.', alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        wife says I lack 'gravitas.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4582'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then I said "who needs building codes?"', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'And then I said "who needs building codes?"', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4583'}
-    - {alt_description: You're absolutely right. I need to be more optimistic., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You're absolutely right. I need to be more optimistic.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4584'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, I do expect the unexpected.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes,
-        I do expect the unexpected.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4585'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Every now and then, I get a mental block.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Every now and then, I get a mental block.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4586'}
-    - {alt_description: I like your position on this one., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        like your position on this one., primary_type: text, target_id: '4587'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think I have a future..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't think I have a future..., primary_type: text, target_id: '4588'}
-    - {alt_description: I think my wife is cheating on me., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think my wife is cheating on me., primary_type: text, target_id: '4589'}
-    - {alt_description: And you never know....A giant cinder block could come crashing
-        down out of the blue., alt_type: text, primary_description: And you never
-        know....A giant cinder block could come crashing down out of the blue., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4590'}
-    - {alt_description: When I get an idea it comes out of the blue., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: When I get an idea it comes out of the blue., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4591'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish they still served coffee in china cups., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wish they still served coffee in china cups., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4592'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "\u2026barring an act of God, of course.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "\u2026barring an act of God, of course.",
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4593'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What are the odds of that?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        are the odds of that?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4594'}
-    - {alt_description: I literally have only a second., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        literally have only a second., primary_type: text, target_id: '4595'}
-    - {alt_description: It looks like I've got the check., alt_type: text, primary_description: It
-        looks like I've got the check., primary_type: text, target_id: '4596'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm pretty sure she doesn't know about Melissa., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm pretty sure she doesn't know about Melissa., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4597'}
-    - {alt_description: Life's shor-, alt_type: text, primary_description: Life's
-        shor-, primary_type: text, target_id: '4598'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m so tired, I feel as though my head is made of cement.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m so tired, I feel as though my head
-        is made of cement.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4599'}
-    - {alt_description: You can't go wrong with whole life insurance., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You can't go wrong with whole life insurance., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4600'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Calm down, Bill', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Calm
-        down, Bill', primary_type: text, target_id: '4601'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Medical Insurance? Disability Insurance? Life Insurance?
-        Who are they kidding?!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Medical Insurance?
-        Disability Insurance? Life Insurance? Who are they kidding?!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4602'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever get that ''Today''s not my day'' feeling?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Ever get that ''Today''s not my day'' feeling?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4603'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Remember that time you meant to yell "Fore!" ?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Remember that time you meant to yell "Fore!" ?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4604'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Does it ever appear to you like Starbucks stores just drop
-        from the sky?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Does it ever appear
-        to you like Starbucks stores just drop from the sky?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4605'}
-    - {alt_description: I duhno... I am just waiting for the other shoe to drop, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I duhno... I am just waiting for the other shoe to drop,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4606'}
-    - {alt_description: '"So yea, atheism has worked for me-why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"So yea, atheism has worked for me-why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4607'}
-    - {alt_description: You might want to take your coffee to go., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You might want to take your coffee to go., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4608'}
-    - {alt_description: This coffee actually is pretty good. So much for my bad feeling
-        about this place., alt_type: text, primary_description: This coffee actually
-        is pretty good. So much for my bad feeling about this place., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4609'}
-    - {alt_description: God swiped left., alt_type: text, primary_description: God
-        swiped left., primary_type: text, target_id: '4610'}
-    - {alt_description: I've just been named the "Master of Your Fate" speaker of
-        the year., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've just been named the "Master
-        of Your Fate" speaker of the year., primary_type: text, target_id: '4611'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever hear of Damocles?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ever
-        hear of Damocles?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4612'}
-    - {alt_description: I've got this heavy feeling hanging over me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've got this heavy feeling hanging over me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4613'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How about hitting me with something a little more concrete?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How about hitting me with something a
-        little more concrete?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4614'}
-    - {alt_description: Your ex-wife has sent something for you!", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Your ex-wife has sent something for you!", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4615'}
-    - {alt_description: It was the most specific and odd horoscope I'd ever read.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: It was the most specific and odd horoscope
-        I'd ever read., primary_type: text, target_id: '4616'}
-    - {alt_description: It's not too late to Yelp., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        not too late to Yelp., primary_type: text, target_id: '4617'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Surprises? I hate surprises.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Surprises?
-        I hate surprises.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4618'}
-    - {alt_description: I take the long view., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        take the long view., primary_type: text, target_id: '4619'}
-    - {alt_description: The tragedy for me is the soul crushing predictability of
-        my life., alt_type: text, primary_description: The tragedy for me is the soul
-        crushing predictability of my life., primary_type: text, target_id: '4620'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Then the solution suddenly came to me, like someone from
-        above just hit me over the head with a huge brick ...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Then
-        the solution suddenly came to me, like someone from above just hit me over
-        the head with a huge brick ...', primary_type: text, target_id: '4621'}
-    - {alt_description: May God drop a cinderblock on my head if I am lying., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: May God drop a cinderblock on my head if I am lying., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4622'}
-    - {alt_description: God don't want no scrubs., alt_type: text, primary_description: God
-        don't want no scrubs., primary_type: text, target_id: '4623'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, goodbye...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So,
-        goodbye...', primary_type: text, target_id: '4624'}
-    - {alt_description: there is only one way to shut him up!, alt_type: text, primary_description: there
-        is only one way to shut him up!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4625'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did we forget to tip the last time we were here?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did we forget to tip the last time we were here?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4626'}
-    - {alt_description: 'After watching TV News, I am convinced that Idon''t have
-        any real problems.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'After watching
-        TV News, I am convinced that Idon''t have any real problems.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4627'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You got any aspirin? I feel a massive headache coming on.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You got any aspirin? I feel a massive
-        headache coming on.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4628'}
-    - {alt_description: A good title for your play would be Chicken a Little., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: A good title for your play would be Chicken a Little.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4629'}
-    - {alt_description: 'David, watch it, opportunity is falling', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'David, watch it, opportunity is falling', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4630'}
-    - {alt_description: This company assures me that assisted dying is a breeze.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: This company assures me that assisted dying
-        is a breeze., primary_type: text, target_id: '4631'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Downsized from work, Jill wants a divorce... It makes you
-        wonder what might be next.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Downsized
-        from work, Jill wants a divorce... It makes you wonder what might be next.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4632'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife and I were talking about the design for our new home.
-        I was just telling her how much I hate masonry; and then it hit me!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My wife and I were talking about the design for our new
-        home. I was just telling her how much I hate masonry; and then it hit me!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4633'}
-    - {alt_description: My broker's view of the stock market sounds like Chicken Little.
-        He thinks the sky is falling!, alt_type: text, primary_description: My broker's
-        view of the stock market sounds like Chicken Little. He thinks the sky is
-        falling!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4634'}
-    - {alt_description: They did a nice renovation on this place., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: They did a nice renovation on this place., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4635'}
-    - {alt_description: Figures - the one weekend I wasn't hungover., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Figures - the one weekend I wasn't hungover., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4636'}
-    - {alt_description: And then it hit me... Almost like a ton of bricks., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And then it hit me... Almost like a ton of bricks., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4637'}
-    - {alt_description: I switched to decaffinated. Couldn't seem to shake writer's
-        block., alt_type: text, primary_description: I switched to decaffinated. Couldn't
-        seem to shake writer's block., primary_type: text, target_id: '4638'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Decent offer, but the horoscope today said I should be more
-        hardheaded.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Decent offer, but the
-        horoscope today said I should be more hardheaded.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4639'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I have a crushing thought., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think I have a crushing thought., primary_type: text, target_id: '4640'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know I''m babbling...but really, I''m almost done.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I know I''m babbling...but really, I''m almost done.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4641'}
-    - {alt_description: No thanks. That's about it for me., alt_type: text, primary_description: No
-        thanks. That's about it for me., primary_type: text, target_id: '4642'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can I have your coffee?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Can
-        I have your coffee?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4643'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm depressed. Management told me this morning that they are
-        offering me a retirement plan that I can't refuse., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        depressed. Management told me this morning that they are offering me a retirement
-        plan that I can't refuse., primary_type: text, target_id: '4644'}
-    - {alt_description: This time it's your check...mate., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        time it's your check...mate., primary_type: text, target_id: '4645'}
-    - {alt_description: At that point Paul realized he was going to get that promotion
-        he had asked for., alt_type: text, primary_description: At that point Paul
-        realized he was going to get that promotion he had asked for., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4646'}
-    - {alt_description: '... and then she had the termerity to accuse me of being
-        a blockhead !', alt_type: text, primary_description: '... and then she had
-        the termerity to accuse me of being a blockhead !', primary_type: text, target_id: '4647'}
-    - {alt_description: You're always so Chicken Little, alt_type: text, primary_description: You're
-        always so Chicken Little, primary_type: text, target_id: '4648'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s all this about ceiling infractions?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What''s all this about ceiling infractions?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4649'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you know the man upstairs?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you know the man upstairs?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4650'}
-    - {alt_description: There is a fly in my coke!, alt_type: text, primary_description: There
-        is a fly in my coke!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4651'}
-    - {alt_description: Your "Double Cheeseburger Squared" has arrived., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Your "Double Cheeseburger Squared" has arrived., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4652'}
-    - {alt_description: '32 feet per second, per second...', alt_type: text, primary_description: '32
-        feet per second, per second...', primary_type: text, target_id: '4653'}
-    - {alt_description: You'd better finish your drink quickly!, alt_type: text, primary_description: You'd
-        better finish your drink quickly!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4654'}
-    - {alt_description: 'A breeze block? Someone''s got a loose grip on reality',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'A breeze block? Someone''s got a loose
-        grip on reality', primary_type: text, target_id: '4655'}
-    - {alt_description: there at the construction site it's not treating me so well.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: there at the construction site it's not
-        treating me so well., primary_type: text, target_id: '4656'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, I did fire the surly building contractor. Why do you
-        ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yes, I did fire the surly building
-        contractor. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4657'}
-    - {alt_description: Or may God strike dead., alt_type: text, primary_description: Or
-        may God strike dead., primary_type: text, target_id: '4658'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "This caf\xE9 is always hit or miss.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "This caf\xE9 is always hit or miss.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4659'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You say Trump engages in shoddy construction practices -
-        well, I say where''s the proof?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        say Trump engages in shoddy construction practices - well, I say where''s
-        the proof?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4660'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess I will pay for lunch, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        guess I will pay for lunch, primary_type: text, target_id: '4661'}
-    - {alt_description: I think Trump would make a great president., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think Trump would make a great president., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4662'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Whole milk has too much cholesterol, but I figure what the
-        hell.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Whole milk has too much cholesterol,
-        but I figure what the hell.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4663'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know Bob, sometimes it feels like everything I build
-        just crumbles.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know Bob, sometimes
-        it feels like everything I build just crumbles.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4664'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I fear this new low cost, one-at-a-time terrorism.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I fear this new low cost, one-at-a-time terrorism.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4665'}
-    - {alt_description: The building market will crash. Be ready., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The building market will crash. Be ready., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4666'}
-    - {alt_description: This industrial vibe is a little risky., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        industrial vibe is a little risky., primary_type: text, target_id: '4667'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Honestly Henry, sometimes I think you worry too much.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Honestly Henry, sometimes I think you worry too much.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4668'}
-    - {alt_description: Believe it or not but I'll get the check this time., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Believe it or not but I'll get the check this time., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4669'}
-    - {alt_description: 'By my calculations, should be 0.85 seconds', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'By my calculations, should be 0.85 seconds', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4670'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I have long term insurance, why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        have long term insurance, why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4671'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What a day. First, my psychic cancels...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What a day. First, my psychic cancels...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4672'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel so lucky having run into outside my favorite lunch
-        spot., alt_type: text, primary_description: I feel so lucky having run into
-        outside my favorite lunch spot., primary_type: text, target_id: '4673'}
-    - {alt_description: You may not need the jolt from your coffee., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You may not need the jolt from your coffee., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4674'}
-    - {alt_description: I told you not to criticize Chris Christie., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I told you not to criticize Chris Christie., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4675'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Bob, at the risk of sounding like a new feminist, I think
-        you should lean in.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Bob, at the risk
-        of sounding like a new feminist, I think you should lean in.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4676'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Life insurance"? "Why do you ask"?', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"Life
-        insurance"? "Why do you ask"?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4677'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You were right all along. If you expect good things to happen,
-        they will', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You were right all along.
-        If you expect good things to happen, they will', primary_type: text, target_id: '4678'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ya''know, those burgers can kill you just like that.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Ya''know, those burgers can kill you just like that.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4679'}
-    - {alt_description: You won't believe what that blockhead said then, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You won't believe what that blockhead said then, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4680'}
-    - {alt_description: He was paying for lunch., alt_type: text, primary_description: He
-        was paying for lunch., primary_type: text, target_id: '4681'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't get it. I thought he said the Kenyan blend had a hard
-        finish., alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't get it. I thought he
-        said the Kenyan blend had a hard finish., primary_type: text, target_id: '4682'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You were right, it really is good to the last drop.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You were right, it really is good to the last drop.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4683'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why are all the people in the office calling me Chicken Little?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why are all the people in the office calling
-        me Chicken Little?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4684'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you say ''incoming?'' Is that an I.R.S. term?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did you say ''incoming?'' Is that an I.R.S. term?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4685'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Relax, Chicken Little.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Relax,
-        Chicken Little.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4686'}
-    - {alt_description: I haven't seen that look on your face since we watched Dad
-        die., alt_type: text, primary_description: I haven't seen that look on your
-        face since we watched Dad die., primary_type: text, target_id: '4687'}
-    - {alt_description: I hate all these Chicken Little predictions!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I hate all these Chicken Little predictions!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4688'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What did you say, I''m going to be getting a block grant?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What did you say, I''m going to be getting
-        a block grant?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4689'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Remember when flying toaster screensavers were cool?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Remember when flying toaster screensavers were cool?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4690'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m not a praying man, but this morning I was so down I
-        asked for a sign from above.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m
-        not a praying man, but this morning I was so down I asked for a sign from
-        above.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4691'}
-    - {alt_description: My entire life has been so predictable.......!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My entire life has been so predictable.......!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4692'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Now that I\u2019m finally happy, I\u2019m just\
-        \ waiting for the other concrete block to drop.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Now\
-        \ that I\u2019m finally happy, I\u2019m just waiting for the other concrete\
-        \ block to drop.", primary_type: text, target_id: '4693'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm telling you; brick and mortar business is Dead., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm telling you; brick and mortar business is Dead., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4694'}
-    - {alt_description: What you don't know can't hurt you., alt_type: text, primary_description: What
-        you don't know can't hurt you., primary_type: text, target_id: '4695'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I wonder why they call this place "Bricks Fall"?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I wonder why they call this place "Bricks Fall"?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4696'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh look, a promotion!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh
-        look, a promotion!', primary_type: text, target_id: '4697'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why do they say April is the cruelest month?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why do they say April is the cruelest month?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4698'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel I could be using my time more effectively., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel I could be using my time more effectively., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4699'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, and I signed up for that new drone delivery service everyone''s''
-        talking about.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh, and I signed up
-        for that new drone delivery service everyone''s'' talking about.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4700'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm on a crash diet., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        on a crash diet., primary_type: text, target_id: '4701'}
-    - {alt_description: There goes the housing market..... again., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There goes the housing market..... again., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4702'}
-    - {alt_description: God preordained him to win the nomination., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: God preordained him to win the nomination., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4703'}
-    - {alt_description: Premonitions! Premonitions! Premonitions!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Premonitions! Premonitions! Premonitions!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4704'}
-    - {alt_description: I think we are getting a gentle hint to vacate the table!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I think we are getting a gentle hint to
-        vacate the table!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4705'}
-    - {alt_description: Damn! It was your turn to pay., alt_type: text, primary_description: Damn!
-        It was your turn to pay., primary_type: text, target_id: '4706'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Roses. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Roses.
-        Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4707'}
-    - {alt_description: Our verbal agreement is still valid., alt_type: text, primary_description: Our
-        verbal agreement is still valid., primary_type: text, target_id: '4708'}
-    - {alt_description: It's tea. Coffee gives me a headache., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        tea. Coffee gives me a headache., primary_type: text, target_id: '4709'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Finally, I am getting that promotion!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Finally,
-        I am getting that promotion!', primary_type: text, target_id: '4710'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and I''m sick to death of my wife constantly calling me
-        a blockhead.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and I''m sick to death
-        of my wife constantly calling me a blockhead.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4711'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, my name is Chick Little, why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yes, my name is Chick Little, why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4712'}
-    - {alt_description: I think the worst is over., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think the worst is over., primary_type: text, target_id: '4713'}
-    - {alt_description: I hope you enjoyed your day job., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        hope you enjoyed your day job., primary_type: text, target_id: '4714'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Wait, I thought you ordered a knuckle sandwich?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Wait, I thought you ordered a knuckle sandwich?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4715'}
-    - {alt_description: I have a funny feeling about today., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        have a funny feeling about today., primary_type: text, target_id: '4716'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Gee, the sky really IS falling!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Gee,
-        the sky really IS falling!', primary_type: text, target_id: '4717'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I didn''t mean it, God !', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        didn''t mean it, God !', primary_type: text, target_id: '4718'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, compared to the convention this should be a breeze',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well, compared to the convention this
-        should be a breeze', primary_type: text, target_id: '4719'}
-    - {alt_description: I have complete confidence in the building inspector., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I have complete confidence in the building inspector.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4720'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I agree, Sir. Your time has come.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        agree, Sir. Your time has come.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4721'}
-    - {alt_description: I just can't take repeated warnings that the sky is falling
-        seriously., alt_type: text, primary_description: I just can't take repeated
-        warnings that the sky is falling seriously., primary_type: text, target_id: '4722'}
-    - {alt_description: 'FOX News say ISIS is the #1 threat to America', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'FOX News say ISIS is the #1 threat to America', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4723'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm told the coffee here is to die for., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        told the coffee here is to die for., primary_type: text, target_id: '4724'}
-    - {alt_description: As I live and breathe, alt_type: text, primary_description: As
-        I live and breathe, primary_type: text, target_id: '4725'}
-    - {alt_description: Next time I'll try the latte., alt_type: text, primary_description: Next
-        time I'll try the latte., primary_type: text, target_id: '4726'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't believe in bad luck., alt_type: text, primary_description: Don't
-        believe in bad luck., primary_type: text, target_id: '4727'}
-    - {alt_description: Thanks but you can get the next one., alt_type: text, primary_description: Thanks
-        but you can get the next one., primary_type: text, target_id: '4728'}
-    - {alt_description: My best ideas strike me out of the blue., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My best ideas strike me out of the blue., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4729'}
-    - {alt_description: There's time to make changes ... nothing is set in concrete.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: There's time to make changes ... nothing
-        is set in concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '4730'}
-    - {alt_description: You're gonna get smashed!, alt_type: text, primary_description: You're
-        gonna get smashed!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4731'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Unfortunately, all you have is circumstantial evidence. If
-        something concrete appears, let me know.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Unfortunately,
-        all you have is circumstantial evidence. If something concrete appears, let
-        me know.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4732'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s better -- term or whole-life insurance?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What''s better -- term or whole-life insurance?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4733'}
-    - {alt_description: All this hype about concussions is way overblown., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: All this hype about concussions is way overblown., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4734'}
-    - {alt_description: 'We sold the air rights, so now we''re building a ten-story
-        condo up there.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'We sold the air rights,
-        so now we''re building a ten-story condo up there.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4735'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My day has been awful, so if you have bad news, don''t tell
-        me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My day has been awful, so if you
-        have bad news, don''t tell me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4736'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I make my own luck, Richard.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        make my own luck, Richard.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4737'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Just a second, it''ll come to me', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Just
-        a second, it''ll come to me', primary_type: text, target_id: '4738'}
-    - {alt_description: Smashing idea!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Smashing
-        idea!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4739'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t worry, this one''s on me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Don''t
-        worry, this one''s on me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4740'}
-    - {alt_description: This has been the worst day of my life., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        has been the worst day of my life., primary_type: text, target_id: '4741'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you mean by "clear signs of another imminent real
-        estate bubble crash"?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What do you
-        mean by "clear signs of another imminent real estate bubble crash"?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4742'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This is one of those days when you have to wonder what the
-        hell else can go wrong?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This is one
-        of those days when you have to wonder what the hell else can go wrong?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4743'}
-    - {alt_description: A 5 or 10% tip is the least of his problems, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: A 5 or 10% tip is the least of his problems, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4744'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you order the French press?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you order the French press?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4745'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When I tell her it''s destiny, she says I''m a blockhead.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'When I tell her it''s destiny, she says
-        I''m a blockhead.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4746'}
-    - {alt_description: So relieved that nasty headache I had this morning is finally
-        gone., alt_type: text, primary_description: So relieved that nasty headache
-        I had this morning is finally gone., primary_type: text, target_id: '4747'}
-    - {alt_description: Initials are good!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Initials
-        are good!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4748'}
-    - {alt_description: I never tip the barista., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        never tip the barista., primary_type: text, target_id: '4749'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Word is, the company''s trying a new approach with the latest
-        force reduction . . .', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Word is, the
-        company''s trying a new approach with the latest force reduction . . .', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4750'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, at least I''ve still got my health.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Well, at least I''ve still got my health.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4751'}
-    - {alt_description: This time I ordered it with crushed ice., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This time I ordered it with crushed ice., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4752'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can I have the rest of your coffee if you don''t finish it?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Can I have the rest of your coffee if
-        you don''t finish it?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4753'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I think your luck will change, in the other world.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I think your luck will change, in the other world.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4754'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "You never ever let me finish a senten \u2026",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "You never ever let me finish\
-        \ a senten \u2026", primary_type: text, target_id: '4755'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When I finally told her, I felt a great weight lift from
-        my shoulders.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'When I finally told
-        her, I felt a great weight lift from my shoulders.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4756'}
-    - {alt_description: Remind me not to ask for peanuts next time., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Remind me not to ask for peanuts next time., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4757'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess this is the au courant way to be stoned to death.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I guess this is the au courant way to be
-        stoned to death., primary_type: text, target_id: '4758'}
-    - {alt_description: Everything's up in the air., alt_type: text, primary_description: Everything's
-        up in the air., primary_type: text, target_id: '4759'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Any ideas why this place is called ''ACME Cafe''?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Any ideas why this place is called ''ACME Cafe''?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4760'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No I don''t know why they''re called "cinder blocks." I think
-        they''re made out of something much heavier. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No
-        I don''t know why they''re called "cinder blocks." I think they''re made out
-        of something much heavier. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4761'}
-    - {alt_description: We close the deal or I'm flat broke., alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        close the deal or I'm flat broke., primary_type: text, target_id: '4762'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I told them ''Who needs your silly witness protection
-        program?''', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I told them ''Who needs
-        your silly witness protection program?''', primary_type: text, target_id: '4763'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing's going to stop me. I am switching to decaf., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Nothing's going to stop me. I am switching to decaf., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4764'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think I should grow a moustache ?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you think I should grow a moustache ?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4765'}
-    - {alt_description: This coffee packs a punch., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        coffee packs a punch., primary_type: text, target_id: '4766'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can you pass the salt?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Can
-        you pass the salt?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4767'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't begin to describe how bad this divorce feels., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't begin to describe how bad this divorce feels.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4768'}
-    - {alt_description: Imagine-She called me a blockhead!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Imagine-She
-        called me a blockhead!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4769'}
-    - {alt_description: '...so I say to him, ''What if there''s no future? It''s not
-        like that''s going to change anything.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...so
-        I say to him, ''What if there''s no future? It''s not like that''s going to
-        change anything.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4770'}
-    - {alt_description: 'my attorney guarantees a simple, concrete solution', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'my attorney guarantees a simple, concrete solution', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4771'}
-    - {alt_description: You're not listening to me!, alt_type: text, primary_description: You're
-        not listening to me!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4772'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I would say something, but he did give me that bad performance
-        review.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I would say something, but
-        he did give me that bad performance review.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4773'}
-    - {alt_description: So let me tell you about this horrible day I've had., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So let me tell you about this horrible day I've had., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4774'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I wish Newton's apple insight to come over me.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes I wish Newton's apple insight
-        to come over me., primary_type: text, target_id: '4775'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Seriously though, how can this divorce get any worse...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Seriously though, how can this divorce
-        get any worse...', primary_type: text, target_id: '4776'}
-    - {alt_description: I've decided to apologize to Putin., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        decided to apologize to Putin., primary_type: text, target_id: '4777'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It was a tough afternoon, but tomorrow''s another day.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It was a tough afternoon, but tomorrow''s
-        another day.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4778'}
-    - {alt_description: Writer's block is the least of my worries., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Writer's block is the least of my worries., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4779'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s ''Dunkin'' Donuts'', not ''Duck'' - why do you ask?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s ''Dunkin'' Donuts'', not ''Duck''
-        - why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4780'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s been such a good week, I keep looking over my shoulder.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s been such a good week, I keep looking
-        over my shoulder.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4781'}
-    - {alt_description: My doctor said I suffer from chicken little syndrome..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My doctor said I suffer from chicken little syndrome...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4782'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Keep your head up, you never know when opportunity will hit.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Keep your head up, you never know when
-        opportunity will hit.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4783'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Seriously, can you think of anything less likely than Donald
-        Trump becoming President?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Seriously,
-        can you think of anything less likely than Donald Trump becoming President?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4784'}
-    - {alt_description: Sorry...missed that...having a mental block., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Sorry...missed that...having a mental block., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4785'}
-    - {alt_description: I get it this time., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        get it this time., primary_type: text, target_id: '4786'}
-    - {alt_description: Some people won't accept the truth unless it falls on their
-        head like a brick from above., alt_type: text, primary_description: Some people
-        won't accept the truth unless it falls on their head like a brick from above.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4787'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I was considering how we might cut building costs, and then
-        it hit me!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I was considering how we
-        might cut building costs, and then it hit me!', primary_type: text, target_id: '4788'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I said, ''Buy! It''s not like the sky''s falling!''',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I said, ''Buy! It''s not like the sky''s
-        falling!''', primary_type: text, target_id: '4789'}
-    - {alt_description: I just need to get hit by concrete evidence., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just need to get hit by concrete evidence., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4790'}
-    - {alt_description: Paying the check isn't going to be the only thing that hurts.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Paying the check isn't going to be the
-        only thing that hurts., primary_type: text, target_id: '4791'}
-    - {alt_description: I sense a concrete threat to your well-being., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I sense a concrete threat to your well-being., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4792'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you remember to tip?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you remember to tip?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4793'}
-    - {alt_description: I still say the future is in concrete., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        still say the future is in concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '4794'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, good, you see it, too.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh,
-        good, you see it, too.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4795'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't look up. The sky is falling!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Don't
-        look up. The sky is falling!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4796'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The pastor said I need blind faith, but I''m really looking
-        for a sign...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The pastor said I need
-        blind faith, but I''m really looking for a sign...', primary_type: text, target_id: '4797'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't know what else can go wrong., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't know what else can go wrong., primary_type: text, target_id: '4798'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How''s your little chicken sandwich?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How''s
-        your little chicken sandwich?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4799'}
-    - {alt_description: I think you'd be perfect for the same insurance I have; it's
-        good for all types of accidents., alt_type: text, primary_description: I think
-        you'd be perfect for the same insurance I have; it's good for all types of
-        accidents., primary_type: text, target_id: '4800'}
-    - {alt_description: Today I decided to start working out., alt_type: text, primary_description: Today
-        I decided to start working out., primary_type: text, target_id: '4801'}
-    - {alt_description: Things are looking up for me too., alt_type: text, primary_description: Things
-        are looking up for me too., primary_type: text, target_id: '4802'}
-    - {alt_description: We're developing the air rights., alt_type: text, primary_description: We're
-        developing the air rights., primary_type: text, target_id: '4803'}
-    - {alt_description: This is your classic brick and mortar store., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This is your classic brick and mortar store., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4804'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How safe an investment? You''d have a better chance of a
-        concrete block hitting you in a cafe, than lose on this one.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'How safe an investment? You''d have a better chance of
-        a concrete block hitting you in a cafe, than lose on this one.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4805'}
-    - {alt_description: The idea hit me like a ton of bricks!, alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        idea hit me like a ton of bricks!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4806'}
-    - {alt_description: No way. My mind doesn't work like that., alt_type: text, primary_description: No
-        way. My mind doesn't work like that., primary_type: text, target_id: '4807'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think this coffee is wnough to get my attention this
-        morning., alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't think this coffee is
-        wnough to get my attention this morning., primary_type: text, target_id: '4808'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll buy lunch today., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll
-        buy lunch today., primary_type: text, target_id: '4809'}
-    - {alt_description: She said cremation would keep everything simple., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: She said cremation would keep everything simple., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4810'}
-    - {alt_description: I finally paid off my student loans. Things are really looking
-        up!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I finally paid off my student loans.
-        Things are really looking up!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4811'}
-    - {alt_description: Over my dead body am I going to keep what you just said off
-        the record!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Over my dead body am I going
-        to keep what you just said off the record!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4812'}
-    - {alt_description: My favorite song was "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: My favorite song was "Raindrops Keep Falling
-        On My Head., primary_type: text, target_id: '4813'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Cinder block? Cement block? Concrete block? They''re NOT
-        all the same you know...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Cinder block?
-        Cement block? Concrete block? They''re NOT all the same you know...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4814'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s our drop-dead date for the Flanders contract?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What''s our drop-dead date for the Flanders contract?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4815'}
-    - {alt_description: Great. Now we're going to get pop-ups from every coffee shop
-        in town., alt_type: text, primary_description: Great. Now we're going to get
-        pop-ups from every coffee shop in town., primary_type: text, target_id: '4816'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So help me, if I''m lying, may I be struck dead by masonry!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So help me, if I''m lying, may I be struck
-        dead by masonry!', primary_type: text, target_id: '4817'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish my luck would change, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        wish my luck would change, primary_type: text, target_id: '4818'}
-    - {alt_description: Tough call...he's voting for Trump., alt_type: text, primary_description: Tough
-        call...he's voting for Trump., primary_type: text, target_id: '4819'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How''s the Chicken Little?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How''s
-        the Chicken Little?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4820'}
-    - {alt_description: Go Trrrrrrrrrrrrump!!!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Go
-        Trrrrrrrrrrrrump!!!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4821'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This time it''s on me, kid.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This
-        time it''s on me, kid.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4822'}
-    - {alt_description: Just once I wish you'd let me have the last word, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Just once I wish you'd let me have the last word, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4823'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish I had a more concrete idea., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        wish I had a more concrete idea., primary_type: text, target_id: '4824'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't know why... I keep getting these mental blocks., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't know why... I keep getting these mental blocks.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4825'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess I'll sleep when I'm dead., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        guess I'll sleep when I'm dead., primary_type: text, target_id: '4826'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't know. I just feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe
-        to fall., alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't know. I just feel like
-        I'm waiting for the other shoe to fall., primary_type: text, target_id: '4827'}
-    - {alt_description: I switched to orange juice. Caffeine was giving me a headache.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I switched to orange juice. Caffeine was
-        giving me a headache., primary_type: text, target_id: '4828'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever get that feeling like there''s a cinder block
-        about to fall on your head?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you
-        ever get that feeling like there''s a cinder block about to fall on your head?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4829'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm proud to say I got this place built three months ahead
-        of schedule and at thirty-five percent below budget., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        proud to say I got this place built three months ahead of schedule and at
-        thirty-five percent below budget., primary_type: text, target_id: '4830'}
-    - {alt_description: Early promotion!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Early
-        promotion!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4831'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t you think Prendergast has become rather aggressive
-        lately about dropping the ceiling on expenditures?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Don''t
-        you think Prendergast has become rather aggressive lately about dropping the
-        ceiling on expenditures?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4832'}
-    - {alt_description: I hate it when I don't have your full attention., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I hate it when I don't have your full attention., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4833'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You ever think about just not going back to work after lunch?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You ever think about just not going back
-        to work after lunch?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4834'}
-    - {alt_description: Good news. I got my cholesterol down below 200., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Good news. I got my cholesterol down below 200., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4835'}
-    - {alt_description: Big brother is back, alt_type: text, primary_description: Big
-        brother is back, primary_type: text, target_id: '4836'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yeah, that was my wife calling. I never take her calls.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yeah, that was my wife calling. I never
-        take her calls.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4837'}
-    - {alt_description: My Ex keeps threatening to block me., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        Ex keeps threatening to block me., primary_type: text, target_id: '4838'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, this coffee is good to the last drop...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know, this coffee is good to the last drop...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4839'}
-    - {alt_description: Have you ever considered switching to decaf or artificial
-        sweeteners., alt_type: text, primary_description: Have you ever considered
-        switching to decaf or artificial sweeteners., primary_type: text, target_id: '4840'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The problem is that idealists like you, Walter, seldom offer
-        a single, concrete idea.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The problem
-        is that idealists like you, Walter, seldom offer a single, concrete idea.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4841'}
-    - {alt_description: My best ideas hit me like a ton of bricks., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My best ideas hit me like a ton of bricks., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4842'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you say Trump is dropping by?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you say Trump is dropping by?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4843'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Uh\u2026 I wouldn't worry about the extra calories.",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Uh\u2026 I wouldn't worry\
-        \ about the extra calories.", primary_type: text, target_id: '4844'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Whatever I got, this chai tea should knock it out.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Whatever I got, this chai tea should knock it out.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4845'}
-    - {alt_description: I was charmed by the idealism of Bishop Berkeley until suddenly
-        it hit me that it didn't pay the bills., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        was charmed by the idealism of Bishop Berkeley until suddenly it hit me that
-        it didn't pay the bills., primary_type: text, target_id: '4846'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife is dating a contractor., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        wife is dating a contractor., primary_type: text, target_id: '4847'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t know. You think I''m lucky?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        don''t know. You think I''m lucky?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4848'}
-    - {alt_description: I think your coffee break's over, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think your coffee break's over, primary_type: text, target_id: '4849'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So how exactly does trickle-down economics work?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So how exactly does trickle-down economics work?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4850'}
-    - {alt_description: That hamburger was as hard as a..., alt_type: text, primary_description: That
-        hamburger was as hard as a..., primary_type: text, target_id: '4851'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m on the block meal plan, how about you?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''m on the block meal plan, how about you?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4852'}
-    - {alt_description: This is why I only drink decaf. Caffeine hits me like a brick.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: This is why I only drink decaf. Caffeine
-        hits me like a brick., primary_type: text, target_id: '4853'}
-    - {alt_description: Things are looking up for my promotion., alt_type: text, primary_description: Things
-        are looking up for my promotion., primary_type: text, target_id: '4854'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Duck? Yeah--It''s excellent here.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Duck?
-        Yeah--It''s excellent here.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4855'}
-    - {alt_description: If I am lying then let God strike me dead!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: If I am lying then let God strike me dead!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4856'}
-    - {alt_description: Rosebud., alt_type: text, primary_description: Rosebud., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4857'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Wait\u2014an idea's about to hit me\u2014I can\
-        \ feel it.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Wait\u2014\
-        an idea's about to hit me\u2014I can feel it.", primary_type: text, target_id: '4858'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Last night my wife called me a blockhead, wtf?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Last night my wife called me a blockhead, wtf?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4859'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, Tom, I want to affirm your decision to buy life insurance.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, Tom, I want to affirm your decision
-        to buy life insurance.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4860'}
-    - {alt_description: Let me get it this time., alt_type: text, primary_description: Let
-        me get it this time., primary_type: text, target_id: '4861'}
-    - {alt_description: I prefer sugar cubes in my coffee., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        prefer sugar cubes in my coffee., primary_type: text, target_id: '4862'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Don\u2019t worry, nothing bad happens in cartoons",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Don\u2019t worry, nothing\
-        \ bad happens in cartoons", primary_type: text, target_id: '4863'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, I''m no longer feeling light header.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know, I''m no longer feeling light header.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4864'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If there is a God, she''s a blockhead.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If there is a God, she''s a blockhead.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4865'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Duck?! For lunch?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Duck?!
-        For lunch?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4866'}
-    - {alt_description: see em you, alt_type: text, primary_description: see em you,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4867'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Tom, you should really take back what you just said.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Tom, you should really take back what you just said.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4868'}
-    - {alt_description: '...but I really don''t see what Trump has to do with it.!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '...but I really don''t see what Trump
-        has to do with it.!', primary_type: text, target_id: '4869'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "The way things have gone for me lately I don\u2019\
-        t see how there could be anything bad left to happen to me.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "The way things have gone for me lately I\
-        \ don\u2019t see how there could be anything bad left to happen to me.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4870'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This was suppose to be the ''drop-dead'' date - yeah, right.....',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This was suppose to be the ''drop-dead''
-        date - yeah, right.....', primary_type: text, target_id: '4871'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I don''t think you have time for dessert.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No, I don''t think you have time for dessert.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4872'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If they ran out of liver wurst again, just kill me now.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If they ran out of liver wurst again,
-        just kill me now.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4873'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I hate to brag, but my people tell me it''s going to take
-        a miracle to stop me now.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I hate to
-        brag, but my people tell me it''s going to take a miracle to stop me now.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4874'}
-    - {alt_description: You may be experiencing a mental block., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        may be experiencing a mental block., primary_type: text, target_id: '4875'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't imagine how this day could get any worse., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't imagine how this day could get any worse., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4876'}
-    - {alt_description: This French Onion soup will be the death of me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This French Onion soup will be the death of me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4877'}
-    - {alt_description: I think it's your turn to pay., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think it's your turn to pay., primary_type: text, target_id: '4878'}
-    - {alt_description: What we need now is a really concrete idea, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: What we need now is a really concrete idea, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4879'}
-    - {alt_description: Dreams do come true., alt_type: text, primary_description: Dreams
-        do come true., primary_type: text, target_id: '4880'}
-    - {alt_description: You know it's been a bad week but things are finally looking
-        up.., alt_type: text, primary_description: You know it's been a bad week but
-        things are finally looking up.., primary_type: text, target_id: '4881'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I may be jinxing myself by saying this, but I think I''m
-        finally going to get my raise.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I may
-        be jinxing myself by saying this, but I think I''m finally going to get my
-        raise.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4882'}
-    - {alt_description: Anything to get out of work today., alt_type: text, primary_description: Anything
-        to get out of work today., primary_type: text, target_id: '4883'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You wanna bet the judge will postpone the trial?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You wanna bet the judge will postpone the trial?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4884'}
-    - {alt_description: We need a concrete plan., alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        need a concrete plan., primary_type: text, target_id: '4885'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is there anything worse than a bad cup of coffee?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Is there anything worse than a bad cup of coffee?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4886'}
-    - {alt_description: I always feel like there's a weight on my shoulders, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I always feel like there's a weight on my shoulders, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4887'}
-    - {alt_description: Wish I could come up with a good excuse to get out of the
-        dinner party my wife is throwing tonight., alt_type: text, primary_description: Wish
-        I could come up with a good excuse to get out of the dinner party my wife
-        is throwing tonight., primary_type: text, target_id: '4888'}
-    - {alt_description: I never listen to people who say the sky is falling., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I never listen to people who say the sky is falling., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4889'}
-    - {alt_description: This meeting was just to give you a heads up., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This meeting was just to give you a heads up., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4890'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Just once, I wish a lunch meeting would end with something
-        concrete.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Just once, I wish a lunch
-        meeting would end with something concrete.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4891'}
-    - {alt_description: '..she says she will build one. He says he won''t build one.
-        But I tell ya, what we really need, is a sign from above.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '..she says she will build one. He says he won''t build
-        one. But I tell ya, what we really need, is a sign from above.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4892'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yeah life''s looking up. You too?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yeah
-        life''s looking up. You too?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4893'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Lemme tell ya, Al, this latte is to die for.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Lemme tell ya, Al, this latte is to die for.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4894'}
-    - {alt_description: 'but, then, what else could go wrong', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'but,
-        then, what else could go wrong', primary_type: text, target_id: '4895'}
-    - {alt_description: We've had a big breakthrough in my anti-gravity lab., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: We've had a big breakthrough in my anti-gravity lab., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4896'}
-    - {alt_description: I agree - the overhead is a definite liability., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I agree - the overhead is a definite liability., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4897'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you want to know what my horoscope said today?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you want to know what my horoscope said today?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4898'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Speaking of our business plan, did I mention building blocks?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Speaking of our business plan, did I mention
-        building blocks?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4899'}
-    - {alt_description: I think our construction project is about to move ahead.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I think our construction project is about
-        to move ahead., primary_type: text, target_id: '4900'}
-    - {alt_description: And that's why I got out of construction., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And that's why I got out of construction., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4901'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Mark my words, all this doomsday talk just has to stop.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Mark my words, all this doomsday talk
-        just has to stop.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4902'}
-    - {alt_description: Karma's a bitch..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Karma's
-        a bitch..., primary_type: text, target_id: '4903'}
-    - {alt_description: Here comes another Trump building, alt_type: text, primary_description: Here
-        comes another Trump building, primary_type: text, target_id: '4904'}
-    - {alt_description: I see big things coming your way..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        see big things coming your way..., primary_type: text, target_id: '4905'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What were you saying a Trump win would be like?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What were you saying a Trump win would be like?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4906'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sorry, can''t do that. My afternoons are all blocked out.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sorry, can''t do that. My afternoons are
-        all blocked out.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4907'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know you shouldn''t eat that junk, right?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know you shouldn''t eat that junk, right?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4908'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and that''s the last time I''m going to say that.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...and that''s the last time I''m going to say that.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4909'}
-    - {alt_description: My sense is that three-percent might have been a bit light.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: My sense is that three-percent might have
-        been a bit light., primary_type: text, target_id: '4910'}
-    - {alt_description: I really need a cemented opinion here., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        really need a cemented opinion here., primary_type: text, target_id: '4911'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So nothing from her lawyer?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        nothing from her lawyer?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4912'}
-    - {alt_description: That outta dunk his doughnut., alt_type: text, primary_description: That
-        outta dunk his doughnut., primary_type: text, target_id: '4913'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Donald, did you read your horoscope today?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"Donald, did you read your horoscope today?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4914'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Animal, vegetable, or mineral?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Animal,
-        vegetable, or mineral?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4915'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hmm... Did he order a Flat White Espresso?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hmm... Did he order a Flat White Espresso?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4916'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Wha''d ya say? You called me a blockhead?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Wha''d ya say? You called me a blockhead?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4917'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and once my firm reworks their labor deal, the contractor''s
-        union will never know what hit them.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and
-        once my firm reworks their labor deal, the contractor''s union will never
-        know what hit them.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4918'}
-    - {alt_description: No one EVER notices the severed finger on the table..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: No one EVER notices the severed finger on the table...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4919'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m really feeling groggy today, I hope this coffee gives
-        me a jolt.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m really feeling groggy
-        today, I hope this coffee gives me a jolt.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4920'}
-    - {alt_description: And then it hit me - I'm not living life fully., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And then it hit me - I'm not living life fully., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4921'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, what were you saying about Black Swan Events?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, what were you saying about Black Swan Events?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4922'}
-    - {alt_description: At least the sky isn't falling, alt_type: text, primary_description: At
-        least the sky isn't falling, primary_type: text, target_id: '4923'}
-    - {alt_description: I give you five minutes to accept my proposal., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I give you five minutes to accept my proposal., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4924'}
-    - {alt_description: There's a fly in your coffee!, alt_type: text, primary_description: There's
-        a fly in your coffee!, primary_type: text, target_id: '4925'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Whatever you do, don''t criticize his son.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Whatever you do, don''t criticize his son.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4926'}
-    - {alt_description: Take my advice Ted. Relax. Live for the moment., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Take my advice Ted. Relax. Live for the moment., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4927'}
-    - {alt_description: Perhaps its time to hedge your postition, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Perhaps its time to hedge your postition, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4928'}
-    - {alt_description: He actually called me a "Blockhead" at the meeting, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: He actually called me a "Blockhead" at the meeting, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4929'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I hate to tell you this, Simmonds, but--you''re fired.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I hate to tell you this, Simmonds, but--you''re
-        fired.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4930'}
-    - {alt_description: My best source says the merger is concrete., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My best source says the merger is concrete., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4931'}
-    - {alt_description: They're serious about that "no elbows on the table" rule.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: They're serious about that "no elbows on
-        the table" rule., primary_type: text, target_id: '4932'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't worry. It's been like that all day., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Don't worry. It's been like that all day., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4933'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, how do you like the Karma Cafe?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So,
-        how do you like the Karma Cafe?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4934'}
-    - {alt_description: Tell me more about your accidental death and dismemberment
-        policy., alt_type: text, primary_description: Tell me more about your accidental
-        death and dismemberment policy., primary_type: text, target_id: '4935'}
-    - {alt_description: I ate way too much but it hasn't hit me yet!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I ate way too much but it hasn't hit me yet!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4936'}
-    - {alt_description: Thank you for making me your beneficiary, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Thank you for making me your beneficiary, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4937'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, Wilson, as long as I''m senior partner, your fat bonus
-        is guaranteed.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, Wilson, as long
-        as I''m senior partner, your fat bonus is guaranteed.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4938'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then she said, "you''ll never see it coming . . ."',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And then she said, "you''ll never see
-        it coming . . ."', primary_type: text, target_id: '4939'}
-    - {alt_description: It's the overhead that's gonna kill me, alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        the overhead that's gonna kill me, primary_type: text, target_id: '4940'}
-    - {alt_description: Forget it. I'll live., alt_type: text, primary_description: Forget
-        it. I'll live., primary_type: text, target_id: '4941'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why do you insurance guys always end up talking about risk
-        and prudent planning ?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why do you
-        insurance guys always end up talking about risk and prudent planning ?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4942'}
-    - {alt_description: I would suggest that you move on that caption contest idea
-        post haste, alt_type: text, primary_description: I would suggest that you
-        move on that caption contest idea post haste, primary_type: text, target_id: '4943'}
-    - {alt_description: I need a reason stronger than Trump to abandon the Republican
-        party., alt_type: text, primary_description: I need a reason stronger than
-        Trump to abandon the Republican party., primary_type: text, target_id: '4944'}
-    - {alt_description: It hit me like a brick., alt_type: text, primary_description: It
-        hit me like a brick., primary_type: text, target_id: '4945'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Son, you may be my only heir,but you can''t take over until
-        you''ve learned to cut construction costs the way I have.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Son, you may be my only heir,but you can''t take over
-        until you''ve learned to cut construction costs the way I have.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4946'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What time you got?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        time you got?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4947'}
-    - {alt_description: I told you not to order something heavy., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I told you not to order something heavy., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4948'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How''d you wanna go?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How''d
-        you wanna go?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4949'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m repeating myself for the last time, understand pal?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m repeating myself for the last time,
-        understand pal?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4950'}
-    - {alt_description: 'A term policy through work. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'A
-        term policy through work. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4951'}
-    - {alt_description: Barbara says I need to be more self-aware., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Barbara says I need to be more self-aware., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4952'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I just read that gravity is just a scientific theory, not
-        an actual law.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I just read that gravity
-        is just a scientific theory, not an actual law.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4953'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you even listening to what I''m saying?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Are you even listening to what I''m saying?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4954'}
-    - {alt_description: I just wish more things in my life were concrete., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just wish more things in my life were concrete., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4955'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If there''s a payoff, it won''t just fall from the sky.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If there''s a payoff, it won''t just fall
-        from the sky.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4956'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is it bigger than a breadbox?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is
-        it bigger than a breadbox?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4957'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I don''t believe in karma. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No,
-        I don''t believe in karma. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4958'}
-    - {alt_description: Whatever. It's just a cartoon., alt_type: text, primary_description: Whatever.
-        It's just a cartoon., primary_type: text, target_id: '4959'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know what I like about the street food business? No overhead.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know what I like about the street
-        food business? No overhead.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4960'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Pay attention, Bob, I''m showing you the right way to dunk.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Pay attention, Bob, I''m showing you the
-        right way to dunk.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4961'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Clean living, Thomas. The secret to a long life.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Clean living, Thomas. The secret to a long life.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4962'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ok, ok! In the unlikely event that I die before you, you
-        can have my vinyl collection.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ok,
-        ok! In the unlikely event that I die before you, you can have my vinyl collection.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4963'}
-    - {alt_description: Last call!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Last call!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4964'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey, are you gonna eat that?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hey,
-        are you gonna eat that?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4965'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Concrete futures-- what are you shorting?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Concrete futures-- what are you shorting?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4966'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Personally, I think the phrase "hit you like a ton of bricks"
-        is too cliche', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Personally, I think
-        the phrase "hit you like a ton of bricks" is too cliche', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4967'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then, it was like a tone of bricks...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'And then, it was like a tone of bricks...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4968'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Listen, life insurance is obsolete.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Listen,
-        life insurance is obsolete.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4969'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I told him, I said, ''life''s too short, I''m not in this
-        for the popularity contest.''', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I told
-        him, I said, ''life''s too short, I''m not in this for the popularity contest.''',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4970'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Mind if I take your desert?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Mind
-        if I take your desert?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4971'}
-    - {alt_description: He should have left a better tip., alt_type: text, primary_description: He
-        should have left a better tip., primary_type: text, target_id: '4972'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Your turn to buy lunch, or mine?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Your
-        turn to buy lunch, or mine?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4973'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If you''ve got something to say, say it.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If you''ve got something to say, say it.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4974'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing surprises me in New York anymore., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Nothing surprises me in New York anymore., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4975'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I never tip here. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        never tip here. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4976'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just waiting for the other brick to fall., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm just waiting for the other brick to fall., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4977'}
-    - {alt_description: I think all this handwringing about infrastructure is overblown.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I think all this handwringing about infrastructure
-        is overblown., primary_type: text, target_id: '4978'}
-    - {alt_description: 'They finally got teleport working. Oops, still need some
-        tweaking.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'They finally got teleport
-        working. Oops, still need some tweaking.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4979'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll sign my will after our drinks., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll
-        sign my will after our drinks., primary_type: text, target_id: '4980'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey. You Know How Sometimes Things Just Fall In Your Lap?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hey. You Know How Sometimes Things Just
-        Fall In Your Lap?', primary_type: text, target_id: '4981'}
-    - {alt_description: And I finally paid off my student loan this week., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And I finally paid off my student loan this week., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4982'}
-    - {alt_description: 36 years and I'm finally retiring., alt_type: text, primary_description: 36
-        years and I'm finally retiring., primary_type: text, target_id: '4983'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''d say ''lucky in love,'' why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''d say ''lucky in love,'' why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4984'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Things are finally looking up for me, Bill. I can feel it.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Things are finally looking up for me,
-        Bill. I can feel it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4985'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If you ask me, life''s a house of cards.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If you ask me, life''s a house of cards.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4986'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So that''s your final word on the subject?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So that''s your final word on the subject?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4987'}
-    - {alt_description: You forgot to knock on wood., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        forgot to knock on wood., primary_type: text, target_id: '4988'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why yes, I do work for the Acme Company.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why yes, I do work for the Acme Company.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4989'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head" -- that song is driving
-        me crazy.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"Raindrops Keep Falling
-        on my Head" -- that song is driving me crazy.', primary_type: text, target_id: '4990'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Seriously Ted , after the morning I''ve had what on earth
-        could possibly go wrong now?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Seriously
-        Ted , after the morning I''ve had what on earth could possibly go wrong now?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4991'}
-    - {alt_description: Sorry I took your spot., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sorry
-        I took your spot., primary_type: text, target_id: '4992'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm looking for something more concrete., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm looking for something more concrete., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4993'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you believe in devine intervention?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you believe in devine intervention?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '4994'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel a writer's block coming over me., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel a writer's block coming over me., primary_type: text, target_id: '4995'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd give anything not to have to go back to the office., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'd give anything not to have to go back to the office.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4996'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Wonder why they call this the deus ex machina cafe?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Wonder why they call this the deus ex machina cafe?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '4997'}
-    - {alt_description: Guess I'll get the bill., alt_type: text, primary_description: Guess
-        I'll get the bill., primary_type: text, target_id: '4998'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey, I really could use some advice', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hey,
-        I really could use some advice', primary_type: text, target_id: '4999'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever get the feeling some days that you''re a brick shy of
-        a load?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ever get the feeling some
-        days that you''re a brick shy of a load?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5000'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I was going to say lunch is on me, but somehow I don''t think
-        that''s going to happen.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I was going
-        to say lunch is on me, but somehow I don''t think that''s going to happen.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5001'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m supposed to be off caffeine, but one cup won''t kill
-        me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m supposed to be off caffeine,
-        but one cup won''t kill me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5002'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Not now, Bob- I just thought of the best caption ever - I''ve
-        been waiting for this day my whole life!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Not
-        now, Bob- I just thought of the best caption ever - I''ve been waiting for
-        this day my whole life!', primary_type: text, target_id: '5003'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Just be honest, Pete. Whaddya think of my new hair plugs?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Just be honest, Pete. Whaddya think of
-        my new hair plugs?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5004'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So...when does the insurance policy kick in?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So...when does the insurance policy kick in?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5005'}
-    - {alt_description: Uhhh...forget the WRITER'S block..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Uhhh...forget
-        the WRITER'S block..., primary_type: text, target_id: '5006'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm concerned that I don't tip enough., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        concerned that I don't tip enough., primary_type: text, target_id: '5007'}
-    - {alt_description: 'my boy got his girlfriend pregnant, my daughter identifies
-        with isis and my wife has filed for divorce. what else could possibly happen?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'my boy got his girlfriend pregnant, my
-        daughter identifies with isis and my wife has filed for divorce. what else
-        could possibly happen?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5008'}
-    - {alt_description: Pessimism is getting me nowhere., alt_type: text, primary_description: Pessimism
-        is getting me nowhere., primary_type: text, target_id: '5009'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Who shouts DUCK! in a steakhouse?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Who
-        shouts DUCK! in a steakhouse?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5010'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Boy, I wish this day would end already.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Boy, I wish this day would end already.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5011'}
-    - {alt_description: Tuesday at the Hard Block Cafe, alt_type: text, primary_description: Tuesday
-        at the Hard Block Cafe, primary_type: text, target_id: '5012'}
-    - {alt_description: That's the last time I'm ordering a kale salad., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: That's the last time I'm ordering a kale salad., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5013'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can I finish my point please?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Can
-        I finish my point please?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5014'}
-    - {alt_description: This job is literally killing me., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        job is literally killing me., primary_type: text, target_id: '5015'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, what''s the BAD news?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So,
-        what''s the BAD news?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5016'}
-    - {alt_description: It's either a small cinderblock or a ridiculous looking drone.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: It's either a small cinderblock or a ridiculous
-        looking drone., primary_type: text, target_id: '5017'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, I''m history.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        I''m history.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5018'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m sorry Tom, but I''ve decided to let you go.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''m sorry Tom, but I''ve decided to let you go.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5019'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't imply that it came from outer space!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't imply that it came from outer space!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5020'}
-    - {alt_description: I call tails, alt_type: text, primary_description: I call
-        tails, primary_type: text, target_id: '5021'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, this maybe the last time.....', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know, this maybe the last time.....', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5022'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''re right, things are really starting to look up.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You''re right, things are really starting to look up.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5023'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't understand you when you have food in your mouth.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I can't understand you when you have food
-        in your mouth., primary_type: text, target_id: '5024'}
-    - {alt_description: Block don't lie., alt_type: text, primary_description: Block
-        don't lie., primary_type: text, target_id: '5025'}
-    - {alt_description: She looked at my Palm and said this would be the best day
-        of my life., alt_type: text, primary_description: She looked at my Palm and
-        said this would be the best day of my life., primary_type: text, target_id: '5026'}
-    - {alt_description: You must always be prepared for whatever life throws at you.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: You must always be prepared for whatever
-        life throws at you., primary_type: text, target_id: '5027'}
-    - {alt_description: Wait. Let's me get this., alt_type: text, primary_description: Wait.
-        Let's me get this., primary_type: text, target_id: '5028'}
-    - {alt_description: No thank you. Life insurance is for sissies., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: No thank you. Life insurance is for sissies., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5029'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm giving you an exclusive. Jimmy Hoffa's body is buried...,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm giving you an exclusive. Jimmy Hoffa's
-        body is buried..., primary_type: text, target_id: '5030'}
-    - {alt_description: Shift right!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Shift right!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5031'}
-    - {alt_description: I have a feeling my luck is about to change., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I have a feeling my luck is about to change., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5032'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like they are trying to block me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel like they are trying to block me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5033'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Son, I''ve got your back.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Son,
-        I''ve got your back.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5034'}
-    - {alt_description: I think opportunities arise when you are in the right place
-        at the right time....., alt_type: text, primary_description: I think opportunities
-        arise when you are in the right place at the right time....., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5035'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did I tell you I finally paid off my student loans?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did I tell you I finally paid off my student loans?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5036'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't believe in writer's block., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't believe in writer's block., primary_type: text, target_id: '5037'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I understand, but you can''t blame everything that goes wrong
-        on bad luck.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I understand, but you
-        can''t blame everything that goes wrong on bad luck.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5038'}
-    - {alt_description: I've been feeling flat lately., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        been feeling flat lately., primary_type: text, target_id: '5039'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is there anything worse than when they don''t get your coffee
-        right?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is there anything worse than
-        when they don''t get your coffee right?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5040'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Duck? No, I''m leaning toward the chicken.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Duck? No, I''m leaning toward the chicken.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5041'}
-    - {alt_description: That's gonna hurt!, alt_type: text, primary_description: That's
-        gonna hurt!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5042'}
-    - {alt_description: What you wanted to say was "figuratively.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: What you wanted to say was "figuratively.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5043'}
-    - {alt_description: In construction it's the overhead that kills you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: In construction it's the overhead that kills you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5044'}
-    - {alt_description: We may have unplugged Mother a little too soon., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: We may have unplugged Mother a little too soon., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5045'}
-    - {alt_description: I wouldn't worry about the sales figures., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wouldn't worry about the sales figures., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5046'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I wonder why the Board of Health only rates this place as
-        a "C"?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I wonder why the Board of Health
-        only rates this place as a "C"?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5047'}
-    - {alt_description: What I'm about to say will change your life forever., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: What I'm about to say will change your life forever., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5048'}
-    - {alt_description: 'For the next campaign, I''m trying to come up with something
-        that will really grab their attention.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'For
-        the next campaign, I''m trying to come up with something that will really
-        grab their attention.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5049'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I'm going to start eating healthier., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think I'm going to start eating healthier., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5050'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think you fully grasp the gravity of the situation.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't think you fully grasp the gravity
-        of the situation., primary_type: text, target_id: '5051'}
-    - {alt_description: I really don't need that extra life insurance right now.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I really don't need that extra life insurance
-        right now., primary_type: text, target_id: '5052'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m telling you, this deal is going to be a blockbuster!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m telling you, this deal is going to
-        be a blockbuster!', primary_type: text, target_id: '5053'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No pressure.....but what was that stock tip?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No pressure.....but what was that stock tip?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5054'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you going through a divorce?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        you going through a divorce?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5055'}
-    - {alt_description: Concrete futures are looking up., alt_type: text, primary_description: Concrete
-        futures are looking up., primary_type: text, target_id: '5056'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Some days, I just feel like the sky is falling', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Some days, I just feel like the sky is falling', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5057'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So Clinton, Trump and Cruz walk into a bar...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So Clinton, Trump and Cruz walk into a bar...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5058'}
-    - {alt_description: Here comes the gluten, alt_type: text, primary_description: Here
-        comes the gluten, primary_type: text, target_id: '5059'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m not just saying this because I''m your life insurance
-        agent, but...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m not just saying
-        this because I''m your life insurance agent, but...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5060'}
-    - {alt_description: The coffee at this place is to die for., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        coffee at this place is to die for., primary_type: text, target_id: '5061'}
-    - {alt_description: They were out of anvils, alt_type: text, primary_description: They
-        were out of anvils, primary_type: text, target_id: '5062'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd leave that lid on., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'd
-        leave that lid on., primary_type: text, target_id: '5063'}
-    - {alt_description: I've been having an affair with the wife of a cartoonist.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I've been having an affair with the wife
-        of a cartoonist., primary_type: text, target_id: '5064'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Not getting that promotion hit me like a ton of bricks, but
-        I''m optimistic things are going to change now.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Not
-        getting that promotion hit me like a ton of bricks, but I''m optimistic things
-        are going to change now.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5065'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm not so sure "getting them to pay for that wall" was such
-        a good idea., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm not so sure "getting
-        them to pay for that wall" was such a good idea., primary_type: text, target_id: '5066'}
-    - {alt_description: My day just can't get any worse., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        day just can't get any worse., primary_type: text, target_id: '5067'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Do you think it''s risky if I blow off the block party?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '"Do you think it''s risky if I blow off
-        the block party?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5068'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So what are your plans for the rest of the afternoon?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So what are your plans for the rest of the afternoon?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5069'}
-    - {alt_description: '$3.25 for coffee? This is the last time I''m ever coming
-        here.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '$3.25 for coffee? This is the
-        last time I''m ever coming here.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5070'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I think she said, "Who dressed you today, because you''re
-        shirt and tie are a ridiculous combination" and that they''re "out of buckwheat
-        pancakes. You need to place another order", Eric.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        think she said, "Who dressed you today, because you''re shirt and tie are
-        a ridiculous combination" and that they''re "out of buckwheat pancakes. You
-        need to place another order", Eric.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5071'}
-    - {alt_description: I think my ex is finally letting go of her anger., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think my ex is finally letting go of her anger., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5072'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Blah, blah, blah, blah...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Blah,
-        blah, blah, blah...', primary_type: text, target_id: '5073'}
-    - {alt_description: I must reveal this horrible secret about your, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I must reveal this horrible secret about your, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5074'}
-    - {alt_description: You might want to reconsider your blasphemy., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You might want to reconsider your blasphemy., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5075'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I see a solution for your long term care problem.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I think I see a solution for your long
-        term care problem., primary_type: text, target_id: '5076'}
-    - {alt_description: The gods must have noticed your light headed., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The gods must have noticed your light headed., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5077'}
-    - {alt_description: They never leave enough room for cream., alt_type: text, primary_description: They
-        never leave enough room for cream., primary_type: text, target_id: '5078'}
-    - {alt_description: Please don't splatter., alt_type: text, primary_description: Please
-        don't splatter., primary_type: text, target_id: '5079'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I can''t change the past, the future is uncertain, all I
-        have is this moment.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I can''t change
-        the past, the future is uncertain, all I have is this moment.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5080'}
-    - {alt_description: You're gonna die a slow death if you keep eating those cheeseburgers.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: You're gonna die a slow death if you keep
-        eating those cheeseburgers., primary_type: text, target_id: '5081'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is that your final answer?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is
-        that your final answer?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5082'}
-    - {alt_description: It all makes sense now., alt_type: text, primary_description: It
-        all makes sense now., primary_type: text, target_id: '5083'}
-    - {alt_description: I usually know when the next big thing hits., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I usually know when the next big thing hits., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5084'}
-    - {alt_description: I told the barista to surprise me, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        told the barista to surprise me, primary_type: text, target_id: '5085'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So. . . are you ready to cement this deal?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So. . . are you ready to cement this deal?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5086'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Swipe down to end dates? Yeah, that''s Cinder.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Swipe down to end dates? Yeah, that''s Cinder.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5087'}
-    - {alt_description: I just won in court., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just won in court., primary_type: text, target_id: '5088'}
-    - {alt_description: It used to be He just used lightning., alt_type: text, primary_description: It
-        used to be He just used lightning., primary_type: text, target_id: '5089'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I agree. In this global market it''s not a matter of if,
-        but when.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I agree. In this global
-        market it''s not a matter of if, but when.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5090'}
-    - {alt_description: That junk food will kill you., alt_type: text, primary_description: That
-        junk food will kill you., primary_type: text, target_id: '5091'}
-    - {alt_description: I sense something here is asunder, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        sense something here is asunder, primary_type: text, target_id: '5092'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "It's d\xE9j\xE0 vu all over again.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "It's d\xE9j\xE0 vu all over again.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5093'}
-    - {alt_description: So much for living right., alt_type: text, primary_description: So
-        much for living right., primary_type: text, target_id: '5094'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Making helmets mandatory in coffee shops may be too little,
-        too late.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Making helmets mandatory
-        in coffee shops may be too little, too late.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5095'}
-    - {alt_description: And then it hit me... I come from a different era., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And then it hit me... I come from a different era., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5096'}
-    - {alt_description: So I told him that I have done some thinking and I don't need
-        a life insurance..., alt_type: text, primary_description: So I told him that
-        I have done some thinking and I don't need a life insurance..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5097'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My daughter tells me the universe is trying to "tell me something,"
-        those millenials...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My daughter tells
-        me the universe is trying to "tell me something," those millenials...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5098'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Y\u2019know, my ex lives in the walk-up above\
-        \ this place.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Y\u2019\
-        know, my ex lives in the walk-up above this place.", primary_type: text, target_id: '5099'}
-    - {alt_description: '... and that''s the truth, may God strike me dead.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '... and that''s the truth, may God strike me dead.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5100'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you mean, you think I was too fussy ordering soy,
-        cinnamon, goat milk, and simple syrup?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        do you mean, you think I was too fussy ordering soy, cinnamon, goat milk,
-        and simple syrup?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5101'}
-    - {alt_description: It just feels like God and me haven't been on the best of
-        terms lately..., alt_type: text, primary_description: It just feels like God
-        and me haven't been on the best of terms lately..., primary_type: text, target_id: '5102'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you order something to go?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you order something to go?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5103'}
-    - {alt_description: I must stop playing Tetris, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        must stop playing Tetris, primary_type: text, target_id: '5104'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm sorry but that is my 'drop dead' position., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm sorry but that is my 'drop dead' position., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5105'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Know any good hangover cures?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Know
-        any good hangover cures?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5106'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you order anything with your coffee?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did you order anything with your coffee?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5107'}
-    - {alt_description: I think instead you got a coffee to go., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think instead you got a coffee to go., primary_type: text, target_id: '5108'}
-    - {alt_description: Good thing we settled with the union., alt_type: text, primary_description: Good
-        thing we settled with the union., primary_type: text, target_id: '5109'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Were you expecting a brick?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Were
-        you expecting a brick?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5110'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, he called you a blockhead. Things could be worse.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, he called you a blockhead. Things could be worse.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5111'}
-    - {alt_description: I get a splitting headache if I don't have my coffee., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I get a splitting headache if I don't have my coffee.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5112'}
-    - {alt_description: Talking with you has removed a great weight from my shoulders.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Talking with you has removed a great weight
-        from my shoulders., primary_type: text, target_id: '5113'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So you say you have a contingency for anything unforeseen?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So you say you have a contingency for
-        anything unforeseen?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5114'}
-    - {alt_description: This project is going to kill me!, alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        project is going to kill me!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5115'}
-    - {alt_description: The waiters here seem a little chippy., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        waiters here seem a little chippy., primary_type: text, target_id: '5116'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Could you provide me with something more concrete?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Could you provide me with something more concrete?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5117'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Glad it''s Friday , it''s been a rough week.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Glad it''s Friday , it''s been a rough week.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5118'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't know. Maybe something new will hit me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't know. Maybe something new will hit me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5119'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you tip the waitress?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        you tip the waitress?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5120'}
-    - {alt_description: I just remembered - I was suppose to call my health coach
-        at noon., alt_type: text, primary_description: I just remembered - I was suppose
-        to call my health coach at noon., primary_type: text, target_id: '5121'}
-    - {alt_description: David had a split second to decide that ignorance was bliss
-        for Harry., alt_type: text, primary_description: David had a split second
-        to decide that ignorance was bliss for Harry., primary_type: text, target_id: '5122'}
-    - {alt_description: Wait for it....., alt_type: text, primary_description: Wait
-        for it....., primary_type: text, target_id: '5123'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Watch out, those carbs''ll kill you.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Watch
-        out, those carbs''ll kill you.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5124'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Harrison, that''s what I like about you - so optimistic!
-        Always looking up!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Harrison, that''s
-        what I like about you - so optimistic! Always looking up!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5125'}
-    - {alt_description: But the most hurtful part was being accused of lacking judgment.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: But the most hurtful part was being accused
-        of lacking judgment., primary_type: text, target_id: '5126'}
-    - {alt_description: I wonder why it's called a deconstructed latte., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wonder why it's called a deconstructed latte., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5127'}
-    - {alt_description: I've a bad feeling something's about to ....., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've a bad feeling something's about to ....., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5128'}
-    - {alt_description: Trump seems like a statistical anomaly - something we can
-        safely ignore., alt_type: text, primary_description: Trump seems like a statistical
-        anomaly - something we can safely ignore., primary_type: text, target_id: '5129'}
-    - {alt_description: My ex has been in a much better mood since she went to see
-        a fortune teller., alt_type: text, primary_description: My ex has been in
-        a much better mood since she went to see a fortune teller., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5130'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's ignore the 50 lb block in the room and talk about the
-        positive parts of your quarterly review., alt_type: text, primary_description: Let's
-        ignore the 50 lb block in the room and talk about the positive parts of your
-        quarterly review., primary_type: text, target_id: '5131'}
-    - {alt_description: No. I'm fine. No complaints., alt_type: text, primary_description: No.
-        I'm fine. No complaints., primary_type: text, target_id: '5132'}
-    - {alt_description: I was just struck by a premonition..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        was just struck by a premonition..., primary_type: text, target_id: '5133'}
-    - {alt_description: My best ideas come out of the blue., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        best ideas come out of the blue., primary_type: text, target_id: '5134'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, by the way, I landed a blockbuster deal this morning.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh, by the way, I landed a blockbuster
-        deal this morning.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5135'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I were you, I would skip dessert.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If
-        I were you, I would skip dessert.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5136'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Stanley, you''re not paying attention.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Stanley, you''re not paying attention.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5137'}
-    - {alt_description: I only drink strong coffee when I sense a headache coming
-        on., alt_type: text, primary_description: I only drink strong coffee when
-        I sense a headache coming on., primary_type: text, target_id: '5138'}
-    - {alt_description: It's funny; every single thing has been going my way lately.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: It's funny; every single thing has been
-        going my way lately., primary_type: text, target_id: '5139'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is there a problem?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is
-        there a problem?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5140'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm going to stop being such a pessimist ., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm going to stop being such a pessimist ., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5141'}
-    - {alt_description: I never leave more than ten percent., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        never leave more than ten percent., primary_type: text, target_id: '5142'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Uhh.. How do you like your coffee? One lump or two...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Uhh.. How do you like your coffee? One lump or two...',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5143'}
-    - {alt_description: I think my wife is having an affair with a mason..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think my wife is having an affair with a mason..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5144'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I mean sure, I could be hit by a bus at any moment but let''s
-        be serious...I need to max out my annual IRA contributions starting right
-        now.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I mean sure, I could be hit by
-        a bus at any moment but let''s be serious...I need to max out my annual IRA
-        contributions starting right now.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5145'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife complains that I'm always waiting for the other shoe
-        to drop., alt_type: text, primary_description: My wife complains that I'm
-        always waiting for the other shoe to drop., primary_type: text, target_id: '5146'}
-    - {alt_description: Mindfulness allows me to live each day as if it were my last.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Mindfulness allows me to live each day
-        as if it were my last., primary_type: text, target_id: '5147'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My jury duty case? Aren''t they all scaffolding accidents?!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My jury duty case? Aren''t they all scaffolding
-        accidents?!', primary_type: text, target_id: '5148'}
-    - {alt_description: 'We''ve had some cut backs on the 2nd floor remodel, but I
-        don''t think it will be a problem.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'We''ve
-        had some cut backs on the 2nd floor remodel, but I don''t think it will be
-        a problem.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5149'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I don''t think you DO need to worry that your 401(k)
-        is falling like a rock...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, I don''t
-        think you DO need to worry that your 401(k) is falling like a rock...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5150'}
-    - {alt_description: We've gotta go. I get the feeling it's crunch time., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: We've gotta go. I get the feeling it's crunch time., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5151'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I wrote a poem about the lightness of being, do you want
-        to hear it?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I wrote a poem about the
-        lightness of being, do you want to hear it?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5152'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Blockhead yourself, numbskull.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Blockhead
-        yourself, numbskull.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5153'}
-    - {alt_description: I stole the church collection cup to pay for our lunch., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I stole the church collection cup to pay for our lunch.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5154'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Again? That''s the third time today.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Again?
-        That''s the third time today.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5155'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Heavy" coffee? Yes. But not as heavy as it will be, yet.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '"Heavy" coffee? Yes. But not as heavy
-        as it will be, yet.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5156'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "You can\u2019t go around thinking that the roof\
-        \ is going to fall on you.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "You\
-        \ can\u2019t go around thinking that the roof is going to fall on you.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5157'}
-    - {alt_description: Nonsense. This place would be a great investment., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Nonsense. This place would be a great investment., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5158'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd give anything to not have to go back to work today., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'd give anything to not have to go back to work today.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5159'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think we should worry about Zika virus?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you think we should worry about Zika virus?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5160'}
-    - {alt_description: No. You're the schlemazel., alt_type: text, primary_description: No.
-        You're the schlemazel., primary_type: text, target_id: '5161'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m worried, I hear the mob is experimenting with drones
-        now.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m worried, I hear the mob
-        is experimenting with drones now.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5162'}
-    - {alt_description: Now who's going to do my taxes., alt_type: text, primary_description: Now
-        who's going to do my taxes., primary_type: text, target_id: '5163'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Let me tell you, Bill, this place is a knock out!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Let me tell you, Bill, this place is a knock out!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5164'}
-    - {alt_description: I just wish this dark cloud would lift., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just wish this dark cloud would lift., primary_type: text, target_id: '5165'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and I said, ''George, you''re wrong. What do you need;
-        a brick upside the head to see the Truth?''', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and
-        I said, ''George, you''re wrong. What do you need; a brick upside the head
-        to see the Truth?''', primary_type: text, target_id: '5166'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Of course, I''m also concerned about how sea level rise,
-        ten or twenty years down the road, will affect property values in SoHo and
-        The East Village.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Of course, I''m
-        also concerned about how sea level rise, ten or twenty years down the road,
-        will affect property values in SoHo and The East Village.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5167'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, how''s your renovation going?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So,
-        how''s your renovation going?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5168'}
-    - {alt_description: Carl is oblivious to the best selfie moment he will ever have.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Carl is oblivious to the best selfie moment
-        he will ever have., primary_type: text, target_id: '5169'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish I could get out of having to do a presentation this
-        afternoon., alt_type: text, primary_description: I wish I could get out of
-        having to do a presentation this afternoon., primary_type: text, target_id: '5170'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Where''s the Disgruntled Barista Surprise I ordered?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Where''s the Disgruntled Barista Surprise I ordered?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5171'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Nope, haven''t been to church in years. My wife says I''ll
-        get struck by lightning', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Nope, haven''t
-        been to church in years. My wife says I''ll get struck by lightning', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5172'}
-    - {alt_description: I keep getting these headaches., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        keep getting these headaches., primary_type: text, target_id: '5173'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever think where you''ll be in five years?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you ever think where you''ll be in five years?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5174'}
-    - {alt_description: It's like I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: It's like I'm always waiting for the other
-        shoe to drop., primary_type: text, target_id: '5175'}
-    - {alt_description: Carl is completely oblivious to the best selfie moment he
-        will ever have., alt_type: text, primary_description: Carl is completely oblivious
-        to the best selfie moment he will ever have., primary_type: text, target_id: '5176'}
-    - {alt_description: Pondering the gravity of the situation, alt_type: text, primary_description: Pondering
-        the gravity of the situation, primary_type: text, target_id: '5177'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey, look at this! 15 minutes can save you 15% on car insurance!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hey, look at this! 15 minutes can save
-        you 15% on car insurance!', primary_type: text, target_id: '5178'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The divorce was very amicable. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'The divorce was very amicable. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5179'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I don''t think you''re paranoid.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No,
-        I don''t think you''re paranoid.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5180'}
-    - {alt_description: I hear the women are rumbling about the glass ceiling again.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I hear the women are rumbling about the
-        glass ceiling again., primary_type: text, target_id: '5181'}
-    - {alt_description: I worry too much about my cholesterol., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        worry too much about my cholesterol., primary_type: text, target_id: '5182'}
-    - {alt_description: Some people need to be hit with a ton of bricks before they
-        realize their New Yorker cartoon captions just aren't funny., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Some people need to be hit with a ton of bricks before
-        they realize their New Yorker cartoon captions just aren't funny., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5183'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever get the feeling that it''s just going to be one of those
-        days?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ever get the feeling that it''s
-        just going to be one of those days?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5184'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If all goes well, my accountant says I will be able to retire
-        in five years!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If all goes well, my
-        accountant says I will be able to retire in five years!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5185'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Mr Stevens, all I need is a quick signature in case anything
-        unexpected happens.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Mr Stevens, all
-        I need is a quick signature in case anything unexpected happens.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5186'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why the Chicken-Lttle expression?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why
-        the Chicken-Lttle expression?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5187'}
-    - {alt_description: This writers block will be the death of me!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This writers block will be the death of me!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5188'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I don''t cement this deal soon, my boss will knock my
-        block off!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If I don''t cement this
-        deal soon, my boss will knock my block off!', primary_type: text, target_id: '5189'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe it's me but lately I just feel like a target., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Maybe it's me but lately I just feel like a target., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5190'}
-    - {alt_description: I think there's something you're not telling me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think there's something you're not telling me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5191'}
-    - {alt_description: There is nothing worse than paying five dollars for coffee,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: There is nothing worse than paying five
-        dollars for coffee, primary_type: text, target_id: '5192'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Want to know the secret of life?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Want
-        to know the secret of life?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5193'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why, after all this time, are you still holding it over my
-        head?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why, after all this time, are
-        you still holding it over my head?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5194'}
-    - {alt_description: Life is..., alt_type: text, primary_description: Life is...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5195'}
-    - {alt_description: Hell. Who knows how much time any of us have., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Hell. Who knows how much time any of us have., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5196'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''re right, Mondays aren''t so bad.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You''re right, Mondays aren''t so bad.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5197'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think gravity waves are real?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you think gravity waves are real?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5198'}
-    - {alt_description: Life's a crapshoot-I took a flyer on the Phillies at 300 to
-        1., alt_type: text, primary_description: Life's a crapshoot-I took a flyer
-        on the Phillies at 300 to 1., primary_type: text, target_id: '5199'}
-    - {alt_description: This is not your lucky day!, alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        is not your lucky day!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5200'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think I''m paying too much for life insurance?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you think I''m paying too much for life insurance?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5201'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you hear a slide whistle?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you hear a slide whistle?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5202'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Stop telling me to ''look up'', things never get better..',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Stop telling me to ''look up'', things
-        never get better..', primary_type: text, target_id: '5203'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel a draft..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel a draft..., primary_type: text, target_id: '5204'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Like I said, the more concrete the better.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Like I said, the more concrete the better.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5205'}
-    - {alt_description: I will have a new idea soon., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        will have a new idea soon., primary_type: text, target_id: '5206'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't believe in curses--the Cubs are going all the way
-        this season., alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't believe in curses--the
-        Cubs are going all the way this season., primary_type: text, target_id: '5207'}
-    - {alt_description: '"It''s a personal decision and I respect yours Charlie, but
-        I''m telling you straight - he''s the BEST at jobs, serious about immigration
-        and even has a plan for stopping Drone attacks. What more can you ask for?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '"It''s a personal decision and I respect
-        yours Charlie, but I''m telling you straight - he''s the BEST at jobs, serious
-        about immigration and even has a plan for stopping Drone attacks. What more
-        can you ask for?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5208'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, things are not looking up.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No,
-        things are not looking up.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5209'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sorry to eat and run, but I''ve got a killer of an afternoon.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sorry to eat and run, but I''ve got a
-        killer of an afternoon.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5210'}
-    - {alt_description: I've run the numbers. The high-deductible heath plan makes
-        way more sense., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've run the numbers.
-        The high-deductible heath plan makes way more sense., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5211'}
-    - {alt_description: You don't always have to mimic me when I say things are starting
-        to look up!, alt_type: text, primary_description: You don't always have to
-        mimic me when I say things are starting to look up!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5212'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Could you ever see yourself having my job?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Could you ever see yourself having my job?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5213'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I might be wrong, but I feel a lead weight hanging over me.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I might be wrong, but I feel a lead weight
-        hanging over me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5214'}
-    - {alt_description: You should have asked for a ham omlette., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You should have asked for a ham omlette., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5215'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Annh," he deserves it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"Annh,"
-        he deserves it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5216'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Any last thoughts?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Any
-        last thoughts?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5217'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then in the midst of the deposition this guy .......heads
-        what?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And then in the midst of the
-        deposition this guy .......heads what?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5218'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, you go first.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No,
-        you go first.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5219'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yep, I finally got those migraines under control . . .',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yep, I finally got those migraines under
-        control . . .', primary_type: text, target_id: '5220'}
-    - {alt_description: Something tells me I'm not gonna make partner., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Something tells me I'm not gonna make partner., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5221'}
-    - {alt_description: Here today---gone to....., alt_type: text, primary_description: Here
-        today---gone to....., primary_type: text, target_id: '5222'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yeah, I walk under ladders. So what?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yeah,
-        I walk under ladders. So what?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5223'}
-    - {alt_description: Hypotheticals won't work here. The boss wants something concrete.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Hypotheticals won't work here. The boss
-        wants something concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '5224'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Unlike me, she was always a ''sky is falling'' pessimist.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Unlike me, she was always a ''sky is falling''
-        pessimist.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5225'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's not compare horoscopes today, alt_type: text, primary_description: Let's
-        not compare horoscopes today, primary_type: text, target_id: '5226'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I ordered the little chicken sandwich. Why?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I ordered the little chicken sandwich. Why?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5227'}
-    - {alt_description: Should have ordered a decaf., alt_type: text, primary_description: Should
-        have ordered a decaf., primary_type: text, target_id: '5228'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Soup or salad? You know, it''s the little things that get
-        ya.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Soup or salad? You know, it''s
-        the little things that get ya.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5229'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t worry, I will take it to the grave.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Don''t worry, I will take it to the grave.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5230'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, I say old chap, have you been reading in the NEW YORK
-        TIMES the news about India?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh, I
-        say old chap, have you been reading in the NEW YORK TIMES the news about India?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5231'}
-    - {alt_description: 'According to my FitBit, I''m a few steps short of my goal.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'According to my FitBit, I''m a few steps
-        short of my goal.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5232'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''re right, life sucks and then you die.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You''re right, life sucks and then you die.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5233'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why are you so happy I''m a Solepsist?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Why are you so happy I''m a Solepsist?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5234'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey, did you ask for one or two lumps in your coffee?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hey, did you ask for one or two lumps in your coffee?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5235'}
-    - {alt_description: I just don't think this day could get any worse...., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just don't think this day could get any worse...., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5236'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Mel? It''s not the sugar that''s gonna kill you...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Mel? It''s not the sugar that''s gonna kill you...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5237'}
-    - {alt_description: I think it's time to reassess your position., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think it's time to reassess your position., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5238'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, about 10,000 to 1, why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh,
-        about 10,000 to 1, why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5239'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish I had something to look forward to., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wish I had something to look forward to., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5240'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sorry to tell you this, but I''m going to have to let you
-        go.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sorry to tell you this, but I''m
-        going to have to let you go.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5241'}
-    - {alt_description: 'George, this may be your last breakfast.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'George, this may be your last breakfast.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5242'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m telling you, I dodged a bullet with THAT trade Stan.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m telling you, I dodged a bullet with
-        THAT trade Stan.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5243'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't worry about the check, alt_type: text, primary_description: Don't
-        worry about the check, primary_type: text, target_id: '5244'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Jack, you better eat fast!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Jack,
-        you better eat fast!', primary_type: text, target_id: '5245'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What time did you say your ex-wife was dropping off your
-        stuff?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What time did you say your
-        ex-wife was dropping off your stuff?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5246'}
-    - {alt_description: My goal is to become a talking head at the network, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My goal is to become a talking head at the network, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5247'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know you favor the right wing, but if I were you I would
-        lean left.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I know you favor the right
-        wing, but if I were you I would lean left.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5248'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I feel like my life is about to come crashing down
-        on me., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes I feel like my life
-        is about to come crashing down on me., primary_type: text, target_id: '5249'}
-    - {alt_description: You're taking forever!, alt_type: text, primary_description: You're
-        taking forever!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5250'}
-    - {alt_description: I think the sky is falling, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think the sky is falling, primary_type: text, target_id: '5251'}
-    - {alt_description: Buy the shares Ted....trust me.....I'm never wrong....I'm
-        naturally lucky., alt_type: text, primary_description: Buy the shares Ted....trust
-        me.....I'm never wrong....I'm naturally lucky., primary_type: text, target_id: '5252'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't let such things go to your head., alt_type: text, primary_description: Don't
-        let such things go to your head., primary_type: text, target_id: '5253'}
-    - {alt_description: May God strike me dead if I'm not telling you the honest truth!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: May God strike me dead if I'm not telling
-        you the honest truth!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5254'}
-    - {alt_description: 'All I know is, I''m overdue for a random act of kindness.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'All I know is, I''m overdue for a random
-        act of kindness.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5255'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What do you think of the implications of quantum mechanics?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What do you think of the implications
-        of quantum mechanics?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5256'}
-    - {alt_description: Your worries about Donald Trump are over., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Your worries about Donald Trump are over., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5257'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm headed for the graveyard shift, alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        headed for the graveyard shift, primary_type: text, target_id: '5258'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ve decided to be ironic. I mean, what''s the worst thing
-        that could happen?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ve decided to
-        be ironic. I mean, what''s the worst thing that could happen?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5259'}
-    - {alt_description: One coffee in the morning gets me through anything., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: One coffee in the morning gets me through anything., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5260'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't think you should have passed on the dessert., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't think you should have passed on the dessert., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5261'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So you''re saying... there''s something to that "Little Chicken"
-        theory?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So you''re saying... there''s
-        something to that "Little Chicken" theory?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5262'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I got this feeling, Ted, that my life is starting to turn
-        around.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I got this feeling, Ted, that
-        my life is starting to turn around.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5263'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I don''t like to throw my weight around, but I''m going to
-        insist on an open mind.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I don''t like
-        to throw my weight around, but I''m going to insist on an open mind.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5264'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Her name is Samathia Stone, and I''ve fallen for her.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Her name is Samathia Stone, and I''ve fallen for her.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5265'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll be right back. I need to visit the head., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'll be right back. I need to visit the head., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5266'}
-    - {alt_description: It's time to cement our relationship., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        time to cement our relationship., primary_type: text, target_id: '5267'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And then I said, ''A mediated divorce? I don''t think so.''',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And then I said, ''A mediated divorce?
-        I don''t think so.''', primary_type: text, target_id: '5268'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You really need that donut ? You should be watching out for
-        your health a little more.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You really
-        need that donut ? You should be watching out for your health a little more.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5269'}
-    - {alt_description: These to-go cups are so over engineered, alt_type: text, primary_description: These
-        to-go cups are so over engineered, primary_type: text, target_id: '5270'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Earl, I slept with your wife.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Earl,
-        I slept with your wife.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5271'}
-    - {alt_description: I couldn't be more concrete., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        couldn't be more concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '5272'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know that cookie will kill you, don''t you ?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know that cookie will kill you, don''t you ?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5273'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Cinder what ?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Cinder
-        what ?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5274'}
-    - {alt_description: Your cup is half full son. Don't let anything bring you down.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Your cup is half full son. Don't let anything
-        bring you down., primary_type: text, target_id: '5275'}
-    - {alt_description: I've got an interview with a Fortune 500 headhunter., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've got an interview with a Fortune 500 headhunter., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5276'}
-    - {alt_description: I suppose I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I suppose I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5277'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s with the abstract look?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''s
-        with the abstract look?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5278'}
-    - {alt_description: Hell yes I could get hit by a bus tomorrow., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Hell yes I could get hit by a bus tomorrow., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5279'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If we''re still not happy, it says someone from the weight
-        staff will be in touch.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If we''re
-        still not happy, it says someone from the weight staff will be in touch.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5280'}
-    - {alt_description: I've got the best insider trading tip ever...., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've got the best insider trading tip ever...., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5281'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And if that''s not the truth, may God ...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'And if that''s not the truth, may God ...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5282'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't see a downside., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        can't see a downside., primary_type: text, target_id: '5283'}
-    - {alt_description: Just give one single concrete example, alt_type: text, primary_description: Just
-        give one single concrete example, primary_type: text, target_id: '5284'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t look now, but I think you are in deep trouble.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Don''t look now, but I think you are in deep trouble.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5285'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish the universe would send me a sign., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wish the universe would send me a sign., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5286'}
-    - {alt_description: I think it's the opportunity of a lifetime., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think it's the opportunity of a lifetime., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5287'}
-    - {alt_description: My contractor seemed less than receptive about my constructive
-        suggestions., alt_type: text, primary_description: My contractor seemed less
-        than receptive about my constructive suggestions., primary_type: text, target_id: '5288'}
-    - {alt_description: Good food but the ambience not so much!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Good
-        food but the ambience not so much!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5289'}
-    - {alt_description: I knew we shoulda brought our own horses!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I knew we shoulda brought our own horses!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5290'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's eat next door!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Let's
-        eat next door!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5291'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do we have time for dessert?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        we have time for dessert?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5292'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, so much for all your long-term financial planning.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well, so much for all your long-term financial
-        planning.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5293'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ve just been feeling this impending doom lately, I''m
-        sure it''s all in my head.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ve just
-        been feeling this impending doom lately, I''m sure it''s all in my head.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5294'}
-    - {alt_description: I think they want us to order a full meal., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think they want us to order a full meal., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5295'}
-    - {alt_description: Look me in the eye - if you have something important to say
-        !, alt_type: text, primary_description: Look me in the eye - if you have something
-        important to say !, primary_type: text, target_id: '5296'}
-    - {alt_description: I still enjoy sitting down at this brick and mortar restaurant
-        over takeout!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I still enjoy sitting
-        down at this brick and mortar restaurant over takeout!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5297'}
-    - {alt_description: It's just my wife trying to knock some sense into me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's just my wife trying to knock some sense into me.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5298'}
-    - {alt_description: His plan to cement the deal was about to fail., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: His plan to cement the deal was about to fail., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5299'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The loss of that account hit me like a...well, you can imagine.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The loss of that account hit me like a...well,
-        you can imagine.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5300'}
-    - {alt_description: I rarely leave a tip, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        rarely leave a tip, primary_type: text, target_id: '5301'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My wife left me, I lost my job and the dog ran away. I''m
-        just waiting for the next shoe to drop.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My
-        wife left me, I lost my job and the dog ran away. I''m just waiting for the
-        next shoe to drop.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5302'}
-    - {alt_description: Your problem is that you're not optimistic enough. Stop thinking
-        thinking there's danger around the corner., alt_type: text, primary_description: Your
-        problem is that you're not optimistic enough. Stop thinking thinking there's
-        danger around the corner., primary_type: text, target_id: '5303'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Karma? Yes, I believe in karma.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Karma?
-        Yes, I believe in karma.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5304'}
-    - {alt_description: Just once I wish the wall would come to ME., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Just once I wish the wall would come to ME., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5305'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I'll have the duck, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think I'll have the duck, primary_type: text, target_id: '5306'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sure, the bun''s tasty but like cement in the stomach.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sure, the bun''s tasty but like cement
-        in the stomach.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5307'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think I should have tipped the barista?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you think I should have tipped the barista?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5308'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Better luck next time Joe, they chose me for the position.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Better luck next time Joe, they chose
-        me for the position.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5309'}
-    - {alt_description: It's as though a great weight has been lifted from me. Or
-        maybe the other way around., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's as
-        though a great weight has been lifted from me. Or maybe the other way around.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5310'}
-    - {alt_description: I just came back from my annual check up ..doc says i'll live
-        to be a hundred., alt_type: text, primary_description: I just came back from
-        my annual check up ..doc says i'll live to be a hundred., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5311'}
-    - {alt_description: Don't let the slow service bother you., alt_type: text, primary_description: Don't
-        let the slow service bother you., primary_type: text, target_id: '5312'}
-    - {alt_description: 'At least today couldn''t get any worse, right?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'At least today couldn''t get any worse, right?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5313'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Consolidated Life. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Consolidated
-        Life. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5314'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever get the feeling that something bad is about to
-        happen?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you ever get the feeling
-        that something bad is about to happen?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5315'}
-    - {alt_description: That's as concrete as I can make it.", alt_type: text, primary_description: That's
-        as concrete as I can make it.", primary_type: text, target_id: '5316'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What are your plans for the weekend?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        are your plans for the weekend?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5317'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Say, why would aliens abduct your hat?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Say, why would aliens abduct your hat?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5318'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm thinking of running for Congress., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        thinking of running for Congress., primary_type: text, target_id: '5319'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think the waiter was giving me attitude when I asked
-        to substitute the ethically-sourced kale?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you think the waiter was giving me attitude when I asked to substitute the
-        ethically-sourced kale?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5320'}
-    - {alt_description: Not the first time I have had a mental block., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Not the first time I have had a mental block., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5321'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, I guess he did push pretty hard for a head on that
-        coffee.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well, I guess he did push
-        pretty hard for a head on that coffee.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5322'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Not many people have crane smash their car on West Broadway
-        and live to tell the tale, eh?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Not
-        many people have crane smash their car on West Broadway and live to tell the
-        tale, eh?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5323'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Got any aspirin? I feel a crushing headache coming on.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Got any aspirin? I feel a crushing headache
-        coming on.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5324'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm serious-- that fast food is going to kill you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm serious-- that fast food is going to kill you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5325'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What was that about a bucket list?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        was that about a bucket list?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5326'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Stocks are dropping, bonds are dropping-', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Stocks are dropping, bonds are dropping-', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5327'}
-    - {alt_description: I decided to wait for something concrete., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I decided to wait for something concrete., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5328'}
-    - {alt_description: 'But seriously, day three of this juice fast and I feel fantastic!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'But seriously, day three of this juice
-        fast and I feel fantastic!', primary_type: text, target_id: '5329'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I told her, I don''t believe in curses.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So I told her, I don''t believe in curses.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5330'}
-    - {alt_description: Relax and thank God it is not the oroverbial ton., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Relax and thank God it is not the oroverbial ton., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5331'}
-    - {alt_description: It's a more authentic take on exposed brick, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It's a more authentic take on exposed brick, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5332'}
-    - {alt_description: It's all set. Don't be such a skeptic., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        all set. Don't be such a skeptic., primary_type: text, target_id: '5333'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's keep this on a need-to-know basis., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Let's keep this on a need-to-know basis., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5334'}
-    - {alt_description: For years I searched for the meaning of life. Then it hit
-        me., alt_type: text, primary_description: For years I searched for the meaning
-        of life. Then it hit me., primary_type: text, target_id: '5335'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you paying with cash?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        you paying with cash?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5336'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Actually, he''s not too happy about the summer construction
-        job I got him. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Actually, he''s
-        not too happy about the summer construction job I got him. Why?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5337'}
-    - {alt_description: You think you have a headache!, alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        think you have a headache!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5338'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, theoretical physics will have a much greater impact than
-        applied physics.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No, theoretical physics
-        will have a much greater impact than applied physics.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5339'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do we have to decide right this second?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do we have to decide right this second?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5340'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe you're right. Maybe I should stop being so pessimistic.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Maybe you're right. Maybe I should stop
-        being so pessimistic., primary_type: text, target_id: '5341'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't see anything unusual ahead., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't see anything unusual ahead., primary_type: text, target_id: '5342'}
-    - {alt_description: Oh God... I didn't mean that literally..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Oh God... I didn't mean that literally..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5343'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Bob, I think the situation calls for a little levity', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Bob, I think the situation calls for a little levity',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5344'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm thinking I need to live more in the moment., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm thinking I need to live more in the moment., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5345'}
-    - {alt_description: I Think HE heard you., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        Think HE heard you., primary_type: text, target_id: '5346'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you remember that silly story about Chicken Little?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do you remember that silly story about
-        Chicken Little?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5347'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And what if instead of a great watchmaker we had a giant
-        bricklayer?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And what if instead of
-        a great watchmaker we had a giant bricklayer?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5348'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My investments are up, my cholesterol is down... things are
-        starting to fall into place.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My investments
-        are up, my cholesterol is down... things are starting to fall into place.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5349'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I don''t give much thought to "what ifs?"', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No, I don''t give much thought to "what ifs?"', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5350'}
-    - {alt_description: May a cement block fall on my head if the Republicans are
-        stupid enough to nominate either Donald Trump or Ted Cruz for President.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: May a cement block fall on my head if the
-        Republicans are stupid enough to nominate either Donald Trump or Ted Cruz
-        for President., primary_type: text, target_id: '5351'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Aetna, of course.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Aetna,
-        of course.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5352'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm a chip off the old block., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        a chip off the old block., primary_type: text, target_id: '5353'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I''ve never been hit with writer''s block.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No, I''ve never been hit with writer''s block.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5354'}
-    - {alt_description: And then it hit me.......a metaphor can never actually happen
-        or it wouldn't be a metaphor., alt_type: text, primary_description: And then
-        it hit me.......a metaphor can never actually happen or it wouldn't be a metaphor.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5355'}
-    - {alt_description: I wish now that I had splurged on a donut., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wish now that I had splurged on a donut., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5356'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know what strikes me about this place?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know what strikes me about this place?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5357'}
-    - {alt_description: I try to stay in the moment., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        try to stay in the moment., primary_type: text, target_id: '5358'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Bernie? Nah. More likely a cement block will drop on my head.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Bernie? Nah. More likely a cement block
-        will drop on my head.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5359'}
-    - {alt_description: Unlucky, alt_type: text, primary_description: Unlucky, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5360'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and just to prove my point, I deliberately walked under
-        a ladder this morning.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and just
-        to prove my point, I deliberately walked under a ladder this morning.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5361'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Uh oh, I think the time''s run out on my parking meter!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Uh oh, I think the time''s run out on
-        my parking meter!', primary_type: text, target_id: '5362'}
-    - {alt_description: If Trump doesn't win watch your investments crash on your
-        head., alt_type: text, primary_description: If Trump doesn't win watch your
-        investments crash on your head., primary_type: text, target_id: '5363'}
-    - {alt_description: I wont feel a thing; it's a Nerf block., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        wont feel a thing; it's a Nerf block., primary_type: text, target_id: '5364'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever get the feeling you are about to get clobbered?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Ever get the feeling you are about to get clobbered?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5365'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You ever feel like something big is about to happen?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You ever feel like something big is about to happen?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5366'}
-    - {alt_description: That's rediculous...nobody can see anything before it happens....,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: That's rediculous...nobody can see anything
-        before it happens...., primary_type: text, target_id: '5367'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I tell the kid, You create your own luck.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So I tell the kid, You create your own luck.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5368'}
-    - {alt_description: This interview is over., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        interview is over., primary_type: text, target_id: '5369'}
-    - {alt_description: Coffee's cold. I won't be coming here again., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Coffee's cold. I won't be coming here again., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5370'}
-    - {alt_description: I chose this restaurant because they always have a daily surprise
-        on their menu., alt_type: text, primary_description: I chose this restaurant
-        because they always have a daily surprise on their menu., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5371'}
-    - {alt_description: I heard that one of us is getting downsized, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I heard that one of us is getting downsized, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5372'}
-    - {alt_description: '...but getting back to Sir Isaac Newton.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...but getting back to Sir Isaac Newton.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5373'}
-    - {alt_description: Things have really fallen off around here., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Things have really fallen off around here., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5374'}
-    - {alt_description: It seems we've run into a brick wall on this issue., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It seems we've run into a brick wall on this issue., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5375'}
-    - {alt_description: She left me and my world came crashing down around me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: She left me and my world came crashing down around me.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5376'}
-    - {alt_description: I think the waitress has a crush on me, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think the waitress has a crush on me, primary_type: text, target_id: '5377'}
-    - {alt_description: Stop talking about bricks and mortar projects. All that matters
-        is the cloud., alt_type: text, primary_description: Stop talking about bricks
-        and mortar projects. All that matters is the cloud., primary_type: text, target_id: '5378'}
-    - {alt_description: 'As your broker, I suggest you modify your position.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'As your broker, I suggest you modify your position.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5379'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, live for the moment, I always say.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Well, live for the moment, I always say.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5380'}
-    - {alt_description: I've found it best to live in the moment., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've found it best to live in the moment., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5381'}
-    - {alt_description: Karma schmarma., alt_type: text, primary_description: Karma
-        schmarma., primary_type: text, target_id: '5382'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing is worse than being served stale coffee., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Nothing is worse than being served stale coffee., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5383'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You ever get the feeling that it''s just one of those days?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You ever get the feeling that it''s just
-        one of those days?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5384'}
-    - {alt_description: I think there's some merit to this positive psychology movement,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I think there's some merit to this positive
-        psychology movement, primary_type: text, target_id: '5385'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Time for another round?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Time
-        for another round?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5386'}
-    - {alt_description: You just don't understand the gravity Of the situation!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You just don't understand the gravity Of the situation!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5387'}
-    - {alt_description: I tipped with a Trump dollar., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        tipped with a Trump dollar., primary_type: text, target_id: '5388'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't believe honesty is the best policy., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't believe honesty is the best policy., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5389'}
-    - {alt_description: For 20 years I bought this crap and then it hit me like a
-        brick!, alt_type: text, primary_description: For 20 years I bought this crap
-        and then it hit me like a brick!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5390'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hear about Bob? Heart attack. Just like tha-', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hear about Bob? Heart attack. Just like tha-', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5391'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And so my editor said, "Getting through writer''s block''s
-        a breeze . . . something will hit you."', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And
-        so my editor said, "Getting through writer''s block''s a breeze . . . something
-        will hit you."', primary_type: text, target_id: '5392'}
-    - {alt_description: I've been lucky. I've never experienced writer's block., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've been lucky. I've never experienced writer's block.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5393'}
-    - {alt_description: Righto! Now we just wait for the other shoe to drop., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Righto! Now we just wait for the other shoe to drop., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5394'}
-    - {alt_description: Then the idea hit me like a ton of bricks, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Then the idea hit me like a ton of bricks, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5395'}
-    - {alt_description: Mother's dead. It's time I came out., alt_type: text, primary_description: Mother's
-        dead. It's time I came out., primary_type: text, target_id: '5396'}
-    - {alt_description: We have a shortage of cement., alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        have a shortage of cement., primary_type: text, target_id: '5397'}
-    - {alt_description: Some days are worse than others., alt_type: text, primary_description: Some
-        days are worse than others., primary_type: text, target_id: '5398'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Worldstarr".', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"Worldstarr".',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5399'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t you ever feel like the other shoe is about to drop?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Don''t you ever feel like the other shoe
-        is about to drop?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5400'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I haven''t told anyone, but I''m giving you the promotion...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I haven''t told anyone, but I''m giving
-        you the promotion...', primary_type: text, target_id: '5401'}
-    - {alt_description: May a brick fall from the sky and kill me should Trump become
-        President, alt_type: text, primary_description: May a brick fall from the
-        sky and kill me should Trump become President, primary_type: text, target_id: '5402'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Chicken Little. Another useless clich\xE9.",
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Chicken Little. Another useless\
-        \ clich\xE9.", primary_type: text, target_id: '5403'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, if we can just steer clear of the unforeseen...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, if we can just steer clear of the unforeseen...',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5404'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So tell me again, what happens at these Freemason meetings?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So tell me again, what happens at these
-        Freemason meetings?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5405'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know, but I''m still voting for Trump.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I know, but I''m still voting for Trump.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5406'}
-    - {alt_description: If these walls could talk., alt_type: text, primary_description: If
-        these walls could talk., primary_type: text, target_id: '5407'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, he won''t.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No,
-        he won''t.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5408'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Uh, did you order lunch to go?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Uh,
-        did you order lunch to go?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5409'}
-    - {alt_description: '32 feet per second per second. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: '32
-        feet per second per second. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5410'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Bert, I never remember...is it schadenfreude or schatenfreude?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Bert, I never remember...is it schadenfreude
-        or schatenfreude?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5411'}
-    - {alt_description: Doris keep bugging me to quit smoking., alt_type: text, primary_description: Doris
-        keep bugging me to quit smoking., primary_type: text, target_id: '5412'}
-    - {alt_description: Now here's a concrete idea., alt_type: text, primary_description: Now
-        here's a concrete idea., primary_type: text, target_id: '5413'}
-    - {alt_description: You have a bright future with our company, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You have a bright future with our company, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5414'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Just how bad can decaf get, anyway?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Just
-        how bad can decaf get, anyway?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5415'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When you least expect it, an idea will hit you like a brick.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'When you least expect it, an idea will
-        hit you like a brick.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5416'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing can stop me now., alt_type: text, primary_description: Nothing
-        can stop me now., primary_type: text, target_id: '5417'}
-    - {alt_description: They say it's never too late, alt_type: text, primary_description: They
-        say it's never too late, primary_type: text, target_id: '5418'}
-    - {alt_description: Let me think about that for a minute., alt_type: text, primary_description: Let
-        me think about that for a minute., primary_type: text, target_id: '5419'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you believe in second chances?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you believe in second chances?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5420'}
-    - {alt_description: Gentrification always brings some collateral damage., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Gentrification always brings some collateral damage., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5421'}
-    - {alt_description: And the last thing I want to say is ..., alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        the last thing I want to say is ..., primary_type: text, target_id: '5422'}
-    - {alt_description: I just don't see any reason to look up., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just don't see any reason to look up., primary_type: text, target_id: '5423'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What will it take that you adhere to our safety standards?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What will it take that you adhere to our
-        safety standards?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5424'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know that feeling...?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        know that feeling...?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5425'}
-    - {alt_description: '"So you are saying that your forecast on overhead issues
-        is becoming increasingly urgent".', alt_type: text, primary_description: '"So
-        you are saying that your forecast on overhead issues is becoming increasingly
-        urgent".', primary_type: text, target_id: '5426'}
-    - {alt_description: Quick! Remind me where the key to your desk is hidden!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Quick! Remind me where the key to your desk is hidden!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5427'}
-    - {alt_description: Guess I'm paying for lunch., alt_type: text, primary_description: Guess
-        I'm paying for lunch., primary_type: text, target_id: '5428'}
-    - {alt_description: The occasional doughnut won't kill you., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        occasional doughnut won't kill you., primary_type: text, target_id: '5429'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife just persuaded me to up my life insurance premiums
-        - she says it would just be too tough to make it on her own on a construction
-        worker's salary after I'm gone., alt_type: text, primary_description: My wife
-        just persuaded me to up my life insurance premiums - she says it would just
-        be too tough to make it on her own on a construction worker's salary after
-        I'm gone., primary_type: text, target_id: '5430'}
-    - {alt_description: My analyst says that my obsessive forebodings of doom are
-        the result of unresolved attachments to my mother., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        analyst says that my obsessive forebodings of doom are the result of unresolved
-        attachments to my mother., primary_type: text, target_id: '5431'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is something wrong?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is
-        something wrong?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5432'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Thinking ahead, we should.........', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Thinking
-        ahead, we should.........', primary_type: text, target_id: '5433'}
-    - {alt_description: The block of bankruptcies is a family curse., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The block of bankruptcies is a family curse., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5434'}
-    - {alt_description: I like this bar. You can work here and drink., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I like this bar. You can work here and drink., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5435'}
-    - {alt_description: I might as well be hitting my head against a brick wall.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I might as well be hitting my head against
-        a brick wall., primary_type: text, target_id: '5436'}
-    - {alt_description: Bob wondered if his iPhone 6-plus might have an overly robust
-        block feature., alt_type: text, primary_description: Bob wondered if his iPhone
-        6-plus might have an overly robust block feature., primary_type: text, target_id: '5437'}
-    - {alt_description: '...then Flitcraft adjusted to I-beams not falling, get it?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '...then Flitcraft adjusted to I-beams
-        not falling, get it?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5438'}
-    - {alt_description: I hear their coffee packs quite a wallop., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I hear their coffee packs quite a wallop., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5439'}
-    - {alt_description: There'd better not be sugar in this., alt_type: text, primary_description: There'd
-        better not be sugar in this., primary_type: text, target_id: '5440'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Where do you keep your executive washroom key?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Where do you keep your executive washroom key?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5441'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When you sell insurance, you have coverage for everything.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'When you sell insurance, you have coverage
-        for everything.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5442'}
-    - {alt_description: I believe it's your turn to pay., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        believe it's your turn to pay., primary_type: text, target_id: '5443'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and the overhead could kill us.', alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and
-        the overhead could kill us.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5444'}
-    - {alt_description: I dunno. There must be some metaphor for a Trump presidential
-        win., alt_type: text, primary_description: I dunno. There must be some metaphor
-        for a Trump presidential win., primary_type: text, target_id: '5445'}
-    - {alt_description: I finally got a good nights sleep. " I feel great"., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I finally got a good nights sleep. " I feel great"., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5446'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oops, I spoke too soon.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oops,
-        I spoke too soon.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5447'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know that worried look, Fred, but save it for after lunch,
-        okay?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I know that worried look, Fred,
-        but save it for after lunch, okay?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5448'}
-    - {alt_description: It is never too early for to think about long term care health
-        insurance., alt_type: text, primary_description: It is never too early for
-        to think about long term care health insurance., primary_type: text, target_id: '5449'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "\u2026if it's the last thing I do!", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "\u2026if it's the last thing I do!", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5450'}
-    - {alt_description: Actually since going vegan I feel so much better., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Actually since going vegan I feel so much better., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5451'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I wonder, is it true what they say about the falling real
-        estate market?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I wonder, is it true
-        what they say about the falling real estate market?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5452'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd do anything to get on the nightly news., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'd do anything to get on the nightly news., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5453'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes it feels like I'm just waiting for the other shoe
-        to drop., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes it feels like I'm
-        just waiting for the other shoe to drop., primary_type: text, target_id: '5454'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m telling you Jim, I am sick of all the headaches!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''m telling you Jim, I am sick of all the headaches!',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5455'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What did Lucy always call Charlie Brown? It''ll come to me.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What did Lucy always call Charlie Brown?
-        It''ll come to me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5456'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When The Mets lost the series? It was the worst thing that
-        could ever happen to me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'When The
-        Mets lost the series? It was the worst thing that could ever happen to me.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5457'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m going to cut my own dick off and hide in the ladies
-        room. Then when they come in, I''ll... no wait, that won''t work.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''m going to cut my own dick off and hide in the ladies
-        room. Then when they come in, I''ll... no wait, that won''t work.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5458'}
-    - {alt_description: 'As long as there''s no second panel, I''ll be fine.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'As long as there''s no second panel, I''ll be fine.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5459'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll be glad when I don't have to listen to that construction
-        anymore., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll be glad when I don't have
-        to listen to that construction anymore., primary_type: text, target_id: '5460'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I guess an anvil would be pass\xE9.", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "I guess an anvil would be pass\xE9.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5461'}
-    - {alt_description: Look! I'm not doing this to hurt you., alt_type: text, primary_description: Look!
-        I'm not doing this to hurt you., primary_type: text, target_id: '5462'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you have a hat?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you have a hat?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5463'}
-    - {alt_description: '.....I think it''s for you.....', alt_type: text, primary_description: '.....I
-        think it''s for you.....', primary_type: text, target_id: '5464'}
-    - {alt_description: So I said to my broker "Everything you recommended been fallen
-        all week !", alt_type: text, primary_description: So I said to my broker "Everything
-        you recommended been fallen all week !", primary_type: text, target_id: '5465'}
-    - {alt_description: My one regret in college. I never got stoned., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My one regret in college. I never got stoned., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5466'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, the hydrogenated fat in that muffin will take years
-        off of your life.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know, the hydrogenated
-        fat in that muffin will take years off of your life.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5467'}
-    - {alt_description: THERE GOES THE AIRCONDITIONING., alt_type: text, primary_description: THERE
-        GOES THE AIRCONDITIONING., primary_type: text, target_id: '5468'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You said you already paid the bill?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        said you already paid the bill?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5469'}
-    - {alt_description: Last night I told Susan I want a divorce. She took it surprisingly
-        well., alt_type: text, primary_description: Last night I told Susan I want
-        a divorce. She took it surprisingly well., primary_type: text, target_id: '5470'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't need a block to fall on my head to tell me that I'm
-        wrong about ..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't need a block
-        to fall on my head to tell me that I'm wrong about ..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5471'}
-    - {alt_description: I have closing arguments in the Don Giovanni case today.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I have closing arguments in the Don Giovanni
-        case today., primary_type: text, target_id: '5472'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Drop, cover, and hold on! Oklahoma style!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Drop, cover, and hold on! Oklahoma style!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5473'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oops, I think I''m going to need some extra napkins.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Oops, I think I''m going to need some extra napkins.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5474'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Geez, the sky is always falling with you!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Geez, the sky is always falling with you!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5475'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You''re right, Ted. You''re not paranoid...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You''re right, Ted. You''re not paranoid...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5476'}
-    - {alt_description: Your ideas are too abstract. I'm looking for something more
-        concrete., alt_type: text, primary_description: Your ideas are too abstract.
-        I'm looking for something more concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '5477'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did your chair have an X on it, too?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        your chair have an X on it, too?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5478'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ve told you a 100 times...I really HATE Downton Abbey.
-        It''s no big deal. OK?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ve told
-        you a 100 times...I really HATE Downton Abbey. It''s no big deal. OK?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5479'}
-    - {alt_description: Cartoonist's speed lines usually suggest movement, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Cartoonist's speed lines usually suggest movement, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5480'}
-    - {alt_description: You mean concrete block; cement is just an ingredient., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You mean concrete block; cement is just an ingredient.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5481'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Finally, I''ve quit smoking, drinking and I''ve started working
-        out.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Finally, I''ve quit smoking,
-        drinking and I''ve started working out.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5482'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm waiting for a sign from above that this is a bad idea.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm waiting for a sign from above that
-        this is a bad idea., primary_type: text, target_id: '5483'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, three strings should hold it.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No,
-        three strings should hold it.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5484'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did I hear you right? Don''t you ever call me a blockhead!',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did I hear you right? Don''t you ever
-        call me a blockhead!', primary_type: text, target_id: '5485'}
-    - {alt_description: I'n worried that this lunch is giving me indigestion!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'n worried that this lunch is giving me indigestion!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5486'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's go. I think they want their table back., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Let's go. I think they want their table back., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5487'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ve had such good luck today, I should head right to the
-        casino.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ve had such good luck today,
-        I should head right to the casino.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5488'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why am I so depressed?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why
-        am I so depressed?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5489'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You said you were going to drop something today??', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You said you were going to drop something today??', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5490'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So far, it hasn''t been a bad day.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So
-        far, it hasn''t been a bad day.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5491'}
-    - {alt_description: 'After 12 purchases, you get a surprise.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'After 12 purchases, you get a surprise.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5492'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The way I see it, my sins will never catch up with me.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The way I see it, my sins will never catch
-        up with me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5493'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I think I need to get hit in the head with a brick
-        to get my attention., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes I think
-        I need to get hit in the head with a brick to get my attention., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5494'}
-    - {alt_description: I knew we should have tipped better last time!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I knew we should have tipped better last time!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5495'}
-    - {alt_description: The triple espresso always gets me going in the morning.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: The triple espresso always gets me going
-        in the morning., primary_type: text, target_id: '5496'}
-    - {alt_description: Glad your sister is so understading and invited me here to
-        discuss that affair., alt_type: text, primary_description: Glad your sister
-        is so understading and invited me here to discuss that affair., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5497'}
-    - {alt_description: The barista said my "grande bloque" comes with a curse., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The barista said my "grande bloque" comes with a curse.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5498'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Separate checks, please.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Separate
-        checks, please.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5499'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "He said \u201Ckarma\u201D like I should know\
-        \ what it means.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "He said\
-        \ \u201Ckarma\u201D like I should know what it means.", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5500'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The psychic told me that a Cindy, a Sandra, or a Sandy would
-        appear in my future, but I''m not convinced.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The
-        psychic told me that a Cindy, a Sandra, or a Sandy would appear in my future,
-        but I''m not convinced.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5501'}
-    - {alt_description: Life is short. Say yes., alt_type: text, primary_description: Life
-        is short. Say yes., primary_type: text, target_id: '5502'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My beneficiary...why do you ask?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My
-        beneficiary...why do you ask?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5503'}
-    - {alt_description: 'All in all, I''d say things are looking up!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'All in all, I''d say things are looking up!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5504'}
-    - {alt_description: I hate when they give me an extra lump, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        hate when they give me an extra lump, primary_type: text, target_id: '5505'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm not leaving a tip. Karma shmarma., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        not leaving a tip. Karma shmarma., primary_type: text, target_id: '5506'}
-    - {alt_description: I asked for one lump., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        asked for one lump., primary_type: text, target_id: '5507'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Joe, do you understand the gravity of the situation?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Joe, do you understand the gravity of the situation?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5508'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My favorite song? ''Right Place Wrong Time.'' You?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'My favorite song? ''Right Place Wrong Time.'' You?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5509'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How do they get away with calling this place Starblocks?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How do they get away with calling this
-        place Starblocks?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5510'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't have a lot of time., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't have a lot of time., primary_type: text, target_id: '5511'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Dude, I need help! Everything seems to be crashing in on
-        me!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Dude, I need help! Everything
-        seems to be crashing in on me!', primary_type: text, target_id: '5512'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Okay, I''ll humor you--if there is a God, may He strike me
-        dead right now.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Okay, I''ll humor
-        you--if there is a God, may He strike me dead right now.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5513'}
-    - {alt_description: I finally feel that things are about to start going my way.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I finally feel that things are about to
-        start going my way., primary_type: text, target_id: '5514'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do I still have your attention?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        I still have your attention?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5515'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ever had that feeling of impending doom?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Ever had that feeling of impending doom?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5516'}
-    - {alt_description: It's all over but the shouting., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        all over but the shouting., primary_type: text, target_id: '5517'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What are you mumbling about?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        are you mumbling about?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5518'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I feel like there's just not enough time..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Sometimes I feel like there's just not enough time...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5519'}
-    - {alt_description: I have a feeling my bad luck is soon over., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I have a feeling my bad luck is soon over., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5520'}
-    - {alt_description: I think your day just got worse!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think your day just got worse!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5521'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hmmm, if he doesn''t move it will be one less vote for Trump...',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hmmm, if he doesn''t move it will be one
-        less vote for Trump...', primary_type: text, target_id: '5522'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and then, the best part was, this concrete block from
-        another cartoon panel comes loose and hits me in the head!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...and then, the best part was, this concrete block from
-        another cartoon panel comes loose and hits me in the head!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5523'}
-    - {alt_description: Oh great now I have to do the monthly report., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Oh great now I have to do the monthly report., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5524'}
-    - {alt_description: Hey -- thanks for the heads up., alt_type: text, primary_description: Hey
-        -- thanks for the heads up., primary_type: text, target_id: '5525'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I really want the brisket, but I know I should get the kale.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I really want the brisket, but I know
-        I should get the kale.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5526'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't believe that tomorrow is finally my retirement day.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I can't believe that tomorrow is finally
-        my retirement day., primary_type: text, target_id: '5527'}
-    - {alt_description: So the punk cuts me off..., alt_type: text, primary_description: So
-        the punk cuts me off..., primary_type: text, target_id: '5528'}
-    - {alt_description: I am having a mental block., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        am having a mental block., primary_type: text, target_id: '5529'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Great pitch for a movie, but I need to see stars.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Great pitch for a movie, but I need to see stars.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5530'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are your affairs in order?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        your affairs in order?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5531'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't believe in gravity., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't believe in gravity., primary_type: text, target_id: '5532'}
-    - {alt_description: We know Hoffa is buried under............, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: We know Hoffa is buried under............, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5533'}
-    - {alt_description: No one ever tells me anything., alt_type: text, primary_description: No
-        one ever tells me anything., primary_type: text, target_id: '5534'}
-    - {alt_description: She said life with me was too uneventful., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: She said life with me was too uneventful., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5535'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife is still experimentong with new methods of getting
-        my attention., alt_type: text, primary_description: My wife is still experimentong
-        with new methods of getting my attention., primary_type: text, target_id: '5536'}
-    - {alt_description: I thought it would be a shoe., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        thought it would be a shoe., primary_type: text, target_id: '5537'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm so ready for a change., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        so ready for a change., primary_type: text, target_id: '5538'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like today is going to be a good day., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel like today is going to be a good day., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5539'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't believe you see the gravity of the situation., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I don't believe you see the gravity of the situation.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5540'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you find cheese ''blocking''?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you find cheese ''blocking''?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5541'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m telling you, if there''s another block in this deal,
-        I''m dead.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m telling you, if there''s
-        another block in this deal, I''m dead.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5542'}
-    - {alt_description: They call this drink "The Block Buster"!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: They call this drink "The Block Buster"!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5543'}
-    - {alt_description: So that's why I just bought a long-term care policy., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: So that's why I just bought a long-term care policy., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5544'}
-    - {alt_description: Wait! I'm about to make my point concrete., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Wait! I'm about to make my point concrete., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5545'}
-    - {alt_description: I just scored tickets to 'Hamilton.', alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just scored tickets to 'Hamilton.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5546'}
-    - {alt_description: I am testifying on building code violations., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I am testifying on building code violations., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5547'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm gonna need something concrete., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        gonna need something concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '5548'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't think of anything that could stop Trump., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't think of anything that could stop Trump., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5549'}
-    - {alt_description: Another drone design flaw in the making, alt_type: text, primary_description: Another
-        drone design flaw in the making, primary_type: text, target_id: '5550'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Interest rates? I''ve never been good at predictions.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Interest rates? I''ve never been good at predictions.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5551'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do feel a Graviational Wave?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        feel a Graviational Wave?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5552'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yeah, well this is only block Monday... you don''t wanna
-        be around for grand piano Friday', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yeah,
-        well this is only block Monday... you don''t wanna be around for grand piano
-        Friday', primary_type: text, target_id: '5553'}
-    - {alt_description: How dare you call me blockhead., alt_type: text, primary_description: How
-        dare you call me blockhead., primary_type: text, target_id: '5554'}
-    - {alt_description: This place doesn't knock me out., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        place doesn't knock me out., primary_type: text, target_id: '5555'}
-    - {alt_description: I think it could be a blockbuster., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think it could be a blockbuster., primary_type: text, target_id: '5556'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like things can only get better from here., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel like things can only get better from here., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5557'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I realize now how much time I''ve wasted worrying about all
-        the bad things that might happen, but never do.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        realize now how much time I''ve wasted worrying about all the bad things that
-        might happen, but never do.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5558'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes it seems like the whole world is out to get me .
-        . ., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes it seems like the whole
-        world is out to get me . . ., primary_type: text, target_id: '5559'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did you order your meal deconstructed?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Did you order your meal deconstructed?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5560'}
-    - {alt_description: I cannot begin to describe my irritation at being called a
-        block-head., alt_type: text, primary_description: I cannot begin to describe
-        my irritation at being called a block-head., primary_type: text, target_id: '5561'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Inspiration's about to strike\u2014I can feel\
-        \ it.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Inspiration's about\
-        \ to strike\u2014I can feel it.", primary_type: text, target_id: '5562'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you paying attention?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        you paying attention?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5563'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just saying - those biscuits will kill you., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm just saying - those biscuits will kill you., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5564'}
-    - {alt_description: You have more of a chance of being killed by a falling block
-        than by a terrorist., alt_type: text, primary_description: You have more of
-        a chance of being killed by a falling block than by a terrorist., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5565'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is that a hypothetical question?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Is
-        that a hypothetical question?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5566'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Better hope what''s styrofoam?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Better
-        hope what''s styrofoam?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5567'}
-    - {alt_description: No news is good news., alt_type: text, primary_description: No
-        news is good news., primary_type: text, target_id: '5568'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ok, Ok, I get your point. You don''t have to drop a ton of
-        bricks on me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ok, Ok, I get your point.
-        You don''t have to drop a ton of bricks on me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5569'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sorry, Ed, but the only way you''ll get that raise is over
-        my dead body."', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Sorry, Ed, but the
-        only way you''ll get that raise is over my dead body."', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5570'}
-    - {alt_description: I can almost feel it--this show's gonna be a HUGE hit., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can almost feel it--this show's gonna be a HUGE hit.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5571'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How''s it feel to hear I slept with your wife, ''Mr. Alleged
-        Clairvoyant Magician''...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How''s it
-        feel to hear I slept with your wife, ''Mr. Alleged Clairvoyant Magician''...',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5572'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So what happens if I don''t pay off the construction unions?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So what happens if I don''t pay off the
-        construction unions?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5573'}
-    - {alt_description: My OCD is much better thanks. Why just today I started stepping
-        on cracks., alt_type: text, primary_description: My OCD is much better thanks.
-        Why just today I started stepping on cracks., primary_type: text, target_id: '5574'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't care what my wife thinks..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        don't care what my wife thinks..., primary_type: text, target_id: '5575'}
-    - {alt_description: 'For the first time in my life, I''m in love.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'For the first time in my life, I''m in love.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5576'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Im telling you Braverman, this meeting is over"!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"Im telling you Braverman, this meeting is over"!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5577'}
-    - {alt_description: I've had a strange feeling all morning as if the ceiling's
-        caving in on me., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've had a strange
-        feeling all morning as if the ceiling's caving in on me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5578'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you building a bookcase?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are
-        you building a bookcase?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5579'}
-    - {alt_description: I've decided to vote for Trump., alt_type: text, primary_description: I've
-        decided to vote for Trump., primary_type: text, target_id: '5580'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have you ever experienced writers block.?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Have you ever experienced writers block.?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5581'}
-    - {alt_description: I still don't know why you asked me to switch seats., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I still don't know why you asked me to switch seats., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5582'}
-    - {alt_description: Forget the new technologies--they're too disruptive., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Forget the new technologies--they're too disruptive., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5583'}
-    - {alt_description: The food is pretty good but the service is average., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The food is pretty good but the service is average., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5584'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Bill, your problem is that you always act as if the sky is
-        falling.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Bill, your problem is that
-        you always act as if the sky is falling.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5585'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, I remember. I asked for one lump.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yes, I remember. I asked for one lump.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5586'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Let me see now, is it an anvil, or a book, or a toaster?
-        I dunno, maybe I should just say ''Look out!''', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Let
-        me see now, is it an anvil, or a book, or a toaster? I dunno, maybe I should
-        just say ''Look out!''', primary_type: text, target_id: '5587'}
-    - {alt_description: And that's why I am finally feeling kinda lucky., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And that's why I am finally feeling kinda lucky., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5588'}
-    - {alt_description: When something hits me I just run with it., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: When something hits me I just run with it., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5589'}
-    - {alt_description: Good food. Bad service., alt_type: text, primary_description: Good
-        food. Bad service., primary_type: text, target_id: '5590'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm not worried about me but Peggy is going to be crushed.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm not worried about me but Peggy is going
-        to be crushed., primary_type: text, target_id: '5591'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ll be there, barring the unforeseen.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''ll be there, barring the unforeseen.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5592'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What a week! Scratched the car, couldn''t sleep . . .', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What a week! Scratched the car, couldn''t sleep . . .',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5593'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and that''s when I realized, she needs me, after all.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '...and that''s when I realized, she needs
-        me, after all.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5594'}
-    - {alt_description: Finally signed the will yesterday., alt_type: text, primary_description: Finally
-        signed the will yesterday., primary_type: text, target_id: '5595'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Tip? I''ve been coming here 10 years, this exact seat - never
-        tipped.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Tip? I''ve been coming here
-        10 years, this exact seat - never tipped.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5596'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I would really like to take a vacation day real soon. What
-        do you think?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I would really like
-        to take a vacation day real soon. What do you think?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5597'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Since I met Joanne, my luck has changed completely', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Since I met Joanne, my luck has changed completely', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5598'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This is what I''ve learned: it''s all about risk-management.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This is what I''ve learned: it''s all
-        about risk-management.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5599'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm changing my will tomorrow and leaving everything to you.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm changing my will tomorrow and leaving
-        everything to you., primary_type: text, target_id: '5600'}
-    - {alt_description: We were lucky to get a table., alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        were lucky to get a table., primary_type: text, target_id: '5601'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you ever read your horoscope?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Do
-        you ever read your horoscope?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5602'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It was the SWORD of Damocles, you idiot.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'It was the SWORD of Damocles, you idiot.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5603'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This will have grave consequences, you know.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'This will have grave consequences, you know.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5604'}
-    - {alt_description: Hmm. There seems to be a leak., alt_type: text, primary_description: Hmm.
-        There seems to be a leak., primary_type: text, target_id: '5605'}
-    - {alt_description: I hear Acme made some changes in their product line., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I hear Acme made some changes in their product line., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5606'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yes, double indemnity. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yes, double indemnity. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5607'}
-    - {alt_description: I ordered a karma latte., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        ordered a karma latte., primary_type: text, target_id: '5608'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't believe my eyes a brick is falling through this restaurant!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I can't believe my eyes a brick is falling
-        through this restaurant!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5609'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm thinking of switching to decaf., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        thinking of switching to decaf., primary_type: text, target_id: '5610'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m telling you Charlie, the advertising business is brutal.
-        This latest case of writer''s block is killing me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m
-        telling you Charlie, the advertising business is brutal. This latest case
-        of writer''s block is killing me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5611'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Pay attention, I am not going to repeat myself!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Pay attention, I am not going to repeat myself!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5612'}
-    - {alt_description: Everything happens for a reason., alt_type: text, primary_description: Everything
-        happens for a reason., primary_type: text, target_id: '5613'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is it possible to let bygones be bygones?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Is it possible to let bygones be bygones?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5614'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Come on, saying that you have a writer''s block is just an
-        excuse to avoid writing.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Come on,
-        saying that you have a writer''s block is just an excuse to avoid writing.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5615'}
-    - {alt_description: I need you to watch my back., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        need you to watch my back., primary_type: text, target_id: '5616'}
-    - {alt_description: Brick and block are passe. Except for Starbucks., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Brick and block are passe. Except for Starbucks., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5617'}
-    - {alt_description: As to schedule...I think the Masons are right on target!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: As to schedule...I think the Masons are
-        right on target!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5618'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd do anything to get out of that meeting., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'd do anything to get out of that meeting., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5619'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So... What are you doing tonight?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So...
-        What are you doing tonight?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5620'}
-    - {alt_description: I ordered the chef's surprise whatever that is., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I ordered the chef's surprise whatever that is., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5621'}
-    - {alt_description: My new will leaves everything to the Mason Beneficial Society.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: My new will leaves everything to the Mason
-        Beneficial Society., primary_type: text, target_id: '5622'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What are you thinking?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        are you thinking?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5623'}
-    - {alt_description: It's not like the sky is falling., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        not like the sky is falling., primary_type: text, target_id: '5624'}
-    - {alt_description: 'TRUMP???That''ll happen when Trump Tower falls where we''re
-        sitting!!!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'TRUMP???That''ll happen
-        when Trump Tower falls where we''re sitting!!!', primary_type: text, target_id: '5625'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, after we both sign, you''ll be the richest man in town.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, after we both sign, you''ll be the
-        richest man in town.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5626'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s on your bucket list?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''s
-        on your bucket list?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5627'}
-    - {alt_description: I asked for skim milk., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        asked for skim milk., primary_type: text, target_id: '5628'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I know, I know. It''s been there all week.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I know, I know. It''s been there all week.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5629'}
-    - {alt_description: Let me see if I can make my comment short enough., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Let me see if I can make my comment short enough., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5630'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, I think you have to make sure a restaurant has
-        banned tipping before you decide not to leave one.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        know, I think you have to make sure a restaurant has banned tipping before
-        you decide not to leave one.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5631'}
-    - {alt_description: My success is a function of talent and hard work. I don't
-        believe in luck., alt_type: text, primary_description: My success is a function
-        of talent and hard work. I don't believe in luck., primary_type: text, target_id: '5632'}
-    - {alt_description: O.K.....I'll pick up the tab next time., alt_type: text, primary_description: O.K.....I'll
-        pick up the tab next time., primary_type: text, target_id: '5633'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And of that is not the truth, may God strike ...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'And of that is not the truth, may God strike ...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5634'}
-    - {alt_description: This brick-and-mortar store is only missing one thing., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This brick-and-mortar store is only missing one thing.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5635'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think a concrete idea falls out of the sky?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you think a concrete idea falls out of the sky?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5636'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What a day, I keep waiting for a brick to fall on me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'What a day, I keep waiting for a brick to fall on me.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5637'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess I'm stuck with the bill..., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        guess I'm stuck with the bill..., primary_type: text, target_id: '5638'}
-    - {alt_description: This headache couldn't get any worse., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        headache couldn't get any worse., primary_type: text, target_id: '5639'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Quick, smell the coffee!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Quick,
-        smell the coffee!', primary_type: text, target_id: '5640'}
-    - {alt_description: My "Sword of Damocles" presentation is in two minutes., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My "Sword of Damocles" presentation is in two minutes.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5641'}
-    - {alt_description: I told you the Rueben's to die for., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        told you the Rueben's to die for., primary_type: text, target_id: '5642'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, I''m thinking the annuity is the best option.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, I''m thinking the annuity is the best option.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5643'}
-    - {alt_description: There's something to be said for a two ounce container., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: There's something to be said for a two ounce container.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5644'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I don''t get headaches. Why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No, I don''t get headaches. Why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5645'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm voting for Hillary., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        voting for Hillary., primary_type: text, target_id: '5646'}
-    - {alt_description: I told you this place is a dump., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        told you this place is a dump., primary_type: text, target_id: '5647'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I said CMU! Not "See, I''m like you".', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        said CMU! Not "See, I''m like you".', primary_type: text, target_id: '5648'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "So I said, \u201COf course I\u2019ll take it\
-        \ as an annuity. \u201C", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "So\
-        \ I said, \u201COf course I\u2019ll take it as an annuity. \u201C", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5649'}
-    - {alt_description: My wife always says I'm hard-headed., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        wife always says I'm hard-headed., primary_type: text, target_id: '5650'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hum ... As I remember the calculation for determining the
-        speed of a falling object is: (32.2 ft/s/s)', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hum
-        ... As I remember the calculation for determining the speed of a falling object
-        is: (32.2 ft/s/s)', primary_type: text, target_id: '5651'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm gonna be crushed if I don't get that promotion., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm gonna be crushed if I don't get that promotion., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5652'}
-    - {alt_description: One part of the prenup hasn't kicked in yet., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: One part of the prenup hasn't kicked in yet., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5653'}
-    - {alt_description: Either I get a concrete proposal from these guys or I'm out!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Either I get a concrete proposal from these
-        guys or I'm out!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5654'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m telling you, someday, it''ll hit me like a ton of bricks.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m telling you, someday, it''ll hit
-        me like a ton of bricks.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5655'}
-    - {alt_description: We may not have to plan that far ahead., alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        may not have to plan that far ahead., primary_type: text, target_id: '5656'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, then it hits me out of the blue...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, then it hits me out of the blue...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5657'}
-    - {alt_description: Knock on wood - the divorce has been very amicable so far.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Knock on wood - the divorce has been very
-        amicable so far., primary_type: text, target_id: '5658'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Defy the odds\u2014it's what's made me the man\
-        \ I am today!", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Defy the\
-        \ odds\u2014it's what's made me the man I am today!", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5659'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No sugar. How can I get a lump?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'No
-        sugar. How can I get a lump?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5660'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You just never know, do you, Kevin?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        just never know, do you, Kevin?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5661'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm sorry. My wife can believe in horoscopes if she wants
-        to. I'm not superstitious., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm sorry.
-        My wife can believe in horoscopes if she wants to. I'm not superstitious.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5662'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you just going to sit there and let this deal get squashed?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Are you just going to sit there and let
-        this deal get squashed?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5663'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Sorry, can I quickly have your share of the bill?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Sorry, can I quickly have your share of the bill?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5664'}
-    - {alt_description: I really think term life insurance is the best for me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I really think term life insurance is the best for me.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5665'}
-    - {alt_description: '" I just don''t seem to be able to get out from under".',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '" I just don''t seem to be able to get
-        out from under".', primary_type: text, target_id: '5666'}
-    - {alt_description: it's a foreboding i can't seem to block, alt_type: text, primary_description: it's
-        a foreboding i can't seem to block, primary_type: text, target_id: '5667'}
-    - {alt_description: They say their dessert is a real blockbuster., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: They say their dessert is a real blockbuster., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5668'}
-    - {alt_description: 'do you think of your glass as half empty or full?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'do you think of your glass as half empty or full?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5669'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Frankly, I find the media''s continual ''sky is falling''
-        mentality tiresome.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Frankly, I find
-        the media''s continual ''sky is falling'' mentality tiresome.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5670'}
-    - {alt_description: Your Chicken Little sandwich will arrive shortly., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Your Chicken Little sandwich will arrive shortly., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5671'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My favorite cartoon? I''ve always been partial to Krazy Kat.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My favorite cartoon? I''ve always been
-        partial to Krazy Kat.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5672'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess that's why my bacon is taking so long., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I guess that's why my bacon is taking so long., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5673'}
-    - {alt_description: My coffee's cold." "I wouldn't worry about it., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My coffee's cold." "I wouldn't worry about it., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5674'}
-    - {alt_description: I have some bad news. I going to ask the board to terminate
-        your services this afternoon., alt_type: text, primary_description: I have
-        some bad news. I going to ask the board to terminate your services this afternoon.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5675'}
-    - {alt_description: I really feel like things are going to start looking up...,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I really feel like things are going to
-        start looking up..., primary_type: text, target_id: '5676'}
-    - {alt_description: Things are looking up!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Things
-        are looking up!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5677'}
-    - {alt_description: Hang on...it'll hit me any second now., alt_type: text, primary_description: Hang
-        on...it'll hit me any second now., primary_type: text, target_id: '5678'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Bottom line, I see myself as a strict constructionist.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Bottom line, I see myself as a strict
-        constructionist.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5679'}
-    - {alt_description: Nothing more painful than a $7 cup of coffee, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Nothing more painful than a $7 cup of coffee, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5680'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Didn''t you used to be in insurance?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Didn''t
-        you used to be in insurance?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5681'}
-    - {alt_description: I don't know; it just seems nothing interesting ever happens
-        to me!, alt_type: text, primary_description: I don't know; it just seems nothing
-        interesting ever happens to me!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5682'}
-    - {alt_description: I won't invest until the bottom drops out of the market.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I won't invest until the bottom drops out
-        of the market., primary_type: text, target_id: '5683'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Fortunately, she seems very amicable about the divorce.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Fortunately, she seems very amicable about
-        the divorce.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5684'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Things are looking up, Bob. I''ve finally gotten over the
-        divorce, the cancer is in remission, and I''ve had some very promising job
-        interviews.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Things are looking up,
-        Bob. I''ve finally gotten over the divorce, the cancer is in remission, and
-        I''ve had some very promising job interviews.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5685'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know, I haven''t initiated a frivolous law suit in over
-        three days.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You know, I haven''t initiated
-        a frivolous law suit in over three days.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5686'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm not that worried about sugar killing me., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm not that worried about sugar killing me., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5687'}
-    - {alt_description: Seriously...Tom...it isn't like the sky is going to fall,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Seriously...Tom...it isn't like the sky
-        is going to fall, primary_type: text, target_id: '5688'}
-    - {alt_description: Trump is the future., alt_type: text, primary_description: Trump
-        is the future., primary_type: text, target_id: '5689'}
-    - {alt_description: Full cash offer with no contingencies, alt_type: text, primary_description: Full
-        cash offer with no contingencies, primary_type: text, target_id: '5690'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m a lawyer for union busters--why do you ask?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''m a lawyer for union busters--why do you ask?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5691'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to stop for coffee., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to stop for coffee., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5692'}
-    - {alt_description: I violated my non-disclosure agreement., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        violated my non-disclosure agreement., primary_type: text, target_id: '5693'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Would you believe me if I said the sky was falling?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Would you believe me if I said the sky was falling?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5694'}
-    - {alt_description: I cancelled my meeting with Chicken Little., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I cancelled my meeting with Chicken Little., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5695'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and then--right out of the blue--it hit me...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...and then--right out of the blue--it hit me...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5696'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Mind not drumming your fingers on the table like that? Going
-        to give me a headache.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Mind not drumming
-        your fingers on the table like that? Going to give me a headache.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5697'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Happy trails to you, too, Roy.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Happy
-        trails to you, too, Roy.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5698'}
-    - {alt_description: 'We have no choice but to remain optimistic, don''t you think?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'We have no choice but to remain optimistic,
-        don''t you think?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5699'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The Bronze Plan. Why?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The
-        Bronze Plan. Why?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5700'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hum, you know Harry, I ''ll get the check today.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hum, you know Harry, I ''ll get the check today.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5701'}
-    - {alt_description: Now why they call this a hard hat chai latte is beyond me.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Now why they call this a hard hat chai
-        latte is beyond me., primary_type: text, target_id: '5702'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I feel just like a blockhead., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes
-        I feel just like a blockhead., primary_type: text, target_id: '5703'}
-    - {alt_description: Your ideas are always too heavy., alt_type: text, primary_description: Your
-        ideas are always too heavy., primary_type: text, target_id: '5704'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think we need a contingency plan?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you think we need a contingency plan?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5705'}
-    - {alt_description: Karma is kind of a brick., alt_type: text, primary_description: Karma
-        is kind of a brick., primary_type: text, target_id: '5706'}
-    - {alt_description: Overhead is killing us., alt_type: text, primary_description: Overhead
-        is killing us., primary_type: text, target_id: '5707'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The thing is, people never think about infrastructure until
-        it impacts them directly.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The thing
-        is, people never think about infrastructure until it impacts them directly.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5708'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Have you ever had the feeling that your best days lie ahead?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Have you ever had the feeling that your
-        best days lie ahead?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5709'}
-    - {alt_description: She said her dad was in construction., alt_type: text, primary_description: She
-        said her dad was in construction., primary_type: text, target_id: '5710'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Is this a good time to talk about life insurance?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Is this a good time to talk about life insurance?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5711'}
-    - {alt_description: If only I could get some kind of sign that things are finally
-        looking up., alt_type: text, primary_description: If only I could get some
-        kind of sign that things are finally looking up., primary_type: text, target_id: '5712'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If only God would send me a sign, Larry.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If only God would send me a sign, Larry.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5713'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes I feel like too much weight falls on my shoulders.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes I feel like too much weight falls
-        on my shoulders., primary_type: text, target_id: '5714'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Weren''t you supposed to get a "side" with the Chicken Little
-        Special?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Weren''t you supposed to
-        get a "side" with the Chicken Little Special?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5715'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, maybe not a ton, but at least one would have to hit
-        me before I vote for that slob.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        maybe not a ton, but at least one would have to hit me before I vote for that
-        slob.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5716'}
-    - {alt_description: You might want to seriously consider taking the rest of the
-        afternoon off., alt_type: text, primary_description: You might want to seriously
-        consider taking the rest of the afternoon off., primary_type: text, target_id: '5717'}
-    - {alt_description: 'After our 40 year friendship, Richard, I''m finally coming
-        out to reveal my true feeling for you.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'After
-        our 40 year friendship, Richard, I''m finally coming out to reveal my true
-        feeling for you.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5718'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Okay, I''ll give you a concrete example.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Okay, I''ll give you a concrete example.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5719'}
-    - {alt_description: I won't take up much of your time., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        won't take up much of your time., primary_type: text, target_id: '5720'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Like you always say, "Today''s the first day of the rest
-        of my life."', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Like you always say,
-        "Today''s the first day of the rest of my life."', primary_type: text, target_id: '5721'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't seem to shake this writers block., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I can't seem to shake this writers block., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5722'}
-    - {alt_description: God has a plan for everyone., alt_type: text, primary_description: God
-        has a plan for everyone., primary_type: text, target_id: '5723'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m waiting for the payoff, but it''s still up in the air.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m waiting for the payoff, but it''s
-        still up in the air.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5724'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What say we skip dessert?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        say we skip dessert?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5725'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm having second thoughts on my year without tipping., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm having second thoughts on my year without tipping.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5726'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Spit it out, Ken--I don''t have all day.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Spit it out, Ken--I don''t have all day.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5727'}
-    - {alt_description: You just have to block out negative thoughts., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You just have to block out negative thoughts., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5728'}
-    - {alt_description: On second thought I might need a tax extension this year,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: On second thought I might need a tax extension
-        this year, primary_type: text, target_id: '5729'}
-    - {alt_description: May a cement block hit my on the head if I'm lieing., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: May a cement block hit my on the head if I'm lieing., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5730'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm being terminated., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        being terminated., primary_type: text, target_id: '5731'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Not to drop a brick into this discussion, but . . .', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Not to drop a brick into this discussion, but . . .',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5732'}
-    - {alt_description: '...Zika, and then there''s ebola trying to make a comeback.
-        Betty and I like to travel, but I''m staying put where it''s safe!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...Zika, and then there''s ebola trying to make a comeback.
-        Betty and I like to travel, but I''m staying put where it''s safe!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5733'}
-    - {alt_description: I just beat cancer., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        just beat cancer., primary_type: text, target_id: '5734'}
-    - {alt_description: Falling Block Zone., alt_type: text, primary_description: Falling
-        Block Zone., primary_type: text, target_id: '5735'}
-    - {alt_description: 'As you know, I rarely make hasty decisions...', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'As you know, I rarely make hasty decisions...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5736'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t you think our waiter is a real blockhead?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Don''t you think our waiter is a real blockhead?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5737'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can you give me something that is more concrete?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Can you give me something that is more concrete?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5738'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm sick of waiting for a sign from the universe., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm sick of waiting for a sign from the universe., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5739'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess we won't have time for a refill..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I guess we won't have time for a refill..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5740'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Uh, at least it''s not a ton of bricks.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Uh, at least it''s not a ton of bricks.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5741'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m dying of boredom, Bill. Nothing ever happens.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''m dying of boredom, Bill. Nothing ever happens.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5742'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ten years searching for the Holy Grail of investing, and
-        then it hit me...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Ten years searching
-        for the Holy Grail of investing, and then it hit me...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5743'}
-    - {alt_description: In quantum theory the mass of an object is a function of the
-        velocity relative to the observer., alt_type: text, primary_description: In
-        quantum theory the mass of an object is a function of the velocity relative
-        to the observer., primary_type: text, target_id: '5744'}
-    - {alt_description: Chicken Little didn't have a clue., alt_type: text, primary_description: Chicken
-        Little didn't have a clue., primary_type: text, target_id: '5745'}
-    - {alt_description: My plans are not concrete., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        plans are not concrete., primary_type: text, target_id: '5746'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey, did you forget to pay the stone masons today?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Hey, did you forget to pay the stone masons today?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5747'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What were you saying about tomorrow?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What
-        were you saying about tomorrow?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5748'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Trust me, it doesn''t hurt to be the center of attention.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Trust me, it doesn''t hurt to be the center
-        of attention.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5749'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd say something if he hadn't been trying to sneak coffee-farts
-        by me all breakfast., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'd say something
-        if he hadn't been trying to sneak coffee-farts by me all breakfast., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5750'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, God strike me down if I''m wrong, but I think he really
-        will make America great again.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        God strike me down if I''m wrong, but I think he really will make America
-        great again.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5751'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, I am still seeing the mason''s wife.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'So, I am still seeing the mason''s wife.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5752'}
-    - {alt_description: What's wrong. It's not like a brick is going to fall out of
-        the sky., alt_type: text, primary_description: What's wrong. It's not like
-        a brick is going to fall out of the sky., primary_type: text, target_id: '5753'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Are you getting baked or mashed potatoes?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Are you getting baked or mashed potatoes?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5754'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And may God strike me down for saying this, but I believe
-        that .....', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And may God strike me down
-        for saying this, but I believe that .....', primary_type: text, target_id: '5755'}
-    - {alt_description: I keep getting hit with writer's block., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        keep getting hit with writer's block., primary_type: text, target_id: '5756'}
-    - {alt_description: Guess my geolocation app is off by about 3 feet., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Guess my geolocation app is off by about 3 feet., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5757'}
-    - {alt_description: I've always wondered what it would feel like to be a blockhead.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I've always wondered what it would feel
-        like to be a blockhead., primary_type: text, target_id: '5758'}
-    - {alt_description: Over my dead body will I ever agree to that!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Over my dead body will I ever agree to that!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5759'}
-    - {alt_description: Just don't say 'heads up'. I hate that expression., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Just don't say 'heads up'. I hate that expression., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5760'}
-    - {alt_description: I think something big is going to happen soon., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I think something big is going to happen soon., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5761'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You didn''t tip either?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'You
-        didn''t tip either?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5762'}
-    - {alt_description: 'First Brenda leaves me, and now the layoff...don''t tell
-        me what''s next.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'First Brenda leaves
-        me, and now the layoff...don''t tell me what''s next.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5763'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Real quick, Steve \u2013 what\u2019s your garage\
-        \ code?", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Real quick, Steve\
-        \ \u2013 what\u2019s your garage code?", primary_type: text, target_id: '5764'}
-    - {alt_description: I need another donut like I need a hole in the head., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I need another donut like I need a hole in the head., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5765'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "As an author, I\u2019ve been lucky. Never suffered\
-        \ from writer\u2019s block.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "As\
-        \ an author, I\u2019ve been lucky. Never suffered from writer\u2019s block.",
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5766'}
-    - {alt_description: Let's just take a moment and pray., alt_type: text, primary_description: Let's
-        just take a moment and pray., primary_type: text, target_id: '5767'}
-    - {alt_description: I just have this feeling that I'm going to be struck with
-        a great idea., alt_type: text, primary_description: I just have this feeling
-        that I'm going to be struck with a great idea., primary_type: text, target_id: '5768'}
-    - {alt_description: You really should cut down on the fatty foods., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: You really should cut down on the fatty foods., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5769'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, your advice would be to sell immediately. Really? You
-        sure?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, your advice would be to
-        sell immediately. Really? You sure?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5770'}
-    - {alt_description: Hmmm. He does have a better parking space..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Hmmm. He does have a better parking space..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5771'}
-    - {alt_description: 'About to be hit by a sender block? Well, that''ll keep me
-        from wasting so much time on email.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'About
-        to be hit by a sender block? Well, that''ll keep me from wasting so much time
-        on email.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5772'}
-    - {alt_description: I hear the company's just about to start making cuts., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I hear the company's just about to start making cuts.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5773'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Howard to himself: maybe the meal will be comped.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Howard to himself: maybe the meal will be comped.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5774'}
-    - {alt_description: I've got to tell you -- the answer hit me like a ton of bricks!,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I've got to tell you -- the answer hit
-        me like a ton of bricks!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5775'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think she will contest the divorce?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you think she will contest the divorce?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5776'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Did I mention I made partner?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Did
-        I mention I made partner?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5777'}
-    - {alt_description: You gotta be careful with these lids otherwise all the coffee
-        falls on you., alt_type: text, primary_description: You gotta be careful with
-        these lids otherwise all the coffee falls on you., primary_type: text, target_id: '5778'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes it pays to be hard headed., alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes
-        it pays to be hard headed., primary_type: text, target_id: '5779'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do you think the chef took it personally?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do you think the chef took it personally?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5780'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When she gets me in her sights, I''ll know.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'When she gets me in her sights, I''ll know.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5781'}
-    - {alt_description: I hate surprises., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        hate surprises., primary_type: text, target_id: '5782'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Cheer up, things are coming your way.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Cheer
-        up, things are coming your way.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5783'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, I know I should consider something more concrete.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well, I know I should consider something
-        more concrete.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5784'}
-    - {alt_description: This is why I always tip., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        is why I always tip., primary_type: text, target_id: '5785'}
-    - {alt_description: 'My wife wants a divorce. My boss wants me to resign. What
-        else can happen?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'My wife wants a divorce.
-        My boss wants me to resign. What else can happen?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5786'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Let''s face it, Siri will never be able to find us a good
-        cup of coffee.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Let''s face it, Siri
-        will never be able to find us a good cup of coffee.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5787'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This one''s on me, I insist.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This
-        one''s on me, I insist.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5788'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I tell you, I feel like a great weight has just been lifted
-        from my shoulders.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I tell you, I feel
-        like a great weight has just been lifted from my shoulders.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5789'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Finally, everything seems to be falling into place.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Finally, everything seems to be falling into place.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5790'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Actually, I don''t think you qualify for our life insurance.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Actually, I don''t think you qualify for
-        our life insurance.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5791'}
-    - {alt_description: They're predicting a crash., alt_type: text, primary_description: They're
-        predicting a crash., primary_type: text, target_id: '5792'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Please pass the sugar, quickly.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Please
-        pass the sugar, quickly.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5793'}
-    - {alt_description: I think I'll take another lump., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        think I'll take another lump., primary_type: text, target_id: '5794'}
-    - {alt_description: 'When did you say you''re supposed to see Hamilton?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'When did you say you''re supposed to see Hamilton?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5795'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like a breakthrough is coming., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel like a breakthrough is coming., primary_type: text, target_id: '5796'}
-    - {alt_description: 'All in all, things are looking up.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'All
-        in all, things are looking up.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5797'}
-    - {alt_description: 'It''s the slab again, right?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'It''s
-        the slab again, right?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5798'}
-    - {alt_description: I just discovered the cure for migraine headaches., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I just discovered the cure for migraine headaches., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5799'}
-    - {alt_description: And then the idea struck me like the weight of a pre-owned
-        cinderblock., alt_type: text, primary_description: And then the idea struck
-        me like the weight of a pre-owned cinderblock., primary_type: text, target_id: '5800'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe I should have brushed up on my language skills before
-        ordering in Italian., alt_type: text, primary_description: Maybe I should
-        have brushed up on my language skills before ordering in Italian., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5801'}
-    - {alt_description: Im a regular here 12 years and even I dont know why its called
-        The Brick, alt_type: text, primary_description: Im a regular here 12 years
-        and even I dont know why its called The Brick, primary_type: text, target_id: '5802'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, I won''t keep you.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Well,
-        I won''t keep you.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5803'}
-    - {alt_description: now I know why they named the place ..."Just Desserts"., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: now I know why they named the place ..."Just Desserts".,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5804'}
-    - {alt_description: It's been a really bad day., alt_type: text, primary_description: It's
-        been a really bad day., primary_type: text, target_id: '5805'}
-    - {alt_description: To go would've been a good choice, alt_type: text, primary_description: To
-        go would've been a good choice, primary_type: text, target_id: '5806'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't believe that April 15th is right around the corner--
-        that's when the brick really hits the man., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        can't believe that April 15th is right around the corner-- that's when the
-        brick really hits the man., primary_type: text, target_id: '5807'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t bother, I''ll get the check.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Don''t
-        bother, I''ll get the check.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5808'}
-    - {alt_description: I wanted to give you a heads-up., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        wanted to give you a heads-up., primary_type: text, target_id: '5809'}
-    - {alt_description: 'You know what, I will put in a good word for you!!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'You know what, I will put in a good word for you!!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5810'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like my life has become too predictable lately., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel like my life has become too predictable lately.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5811'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "So, anyway, after years of psychotherapy, I\u2019\
-        m finally abandoning my sense of impending doom\u2014my sword of Damocles,\
-        \ if you will.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "So, anyway,\
-        \ after years of psychotherapy, I\u2019m finally abandoning my sense of impending\
-        \ doom\u2014my sword of Damocles, if you will.", primary_type: text, target_id: '5812'}
-    - {alt_description: This campaign is not the first time he has built from the
-        top down., alt_type: text, primary_description: This campaign is not the first
-        time he has built from the top down., primary_type: text, target_id: '5813'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If it''s the last thing I do, I''m going to live in the moment.',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'If it''s the last thing I do, I''m going
-        to live in the moment.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5814'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No Frank, I''m inclined to believe there is a god.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No Frank, I''m inclined to believe there is a god.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5815'}
-    - {alt_description: 'The divorce is going fine, just happy to have a healthy mind
-        and body.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'The divorce is going fine,
-        just happy to have a healthy mind and body.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5816'}
-    - {alt_description: Luckily I was not laid-off today, alt_type: text, primary_description: Luckily
-        I was not laid-off today, primary_type: text, target_id: '5817'}
-    - {alt_description: You always breeze through life., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        always breeze through life., primary_type: text, target_id: '5818'}
-    - {alt_description: 'No, I''m pretty sure they don''t serve duck here.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'No, I''m pretty sure they don''t serve duck here.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5819'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m going to be late. Can you pick up the tab?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I''m going to be late. Can you pick up the tab?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5820'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I give up. How will I be more like Charle Brown?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'I give up. How will I be more like Charle Brown?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5821'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And after all that, I won the lottery. Isn''t it ironic?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And after all that, I won the lottery.
-        Isn''t it ironic?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5822'}
-    - {alt_description: '"Impactful?" What does that even mean?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '"Impactful?" What does that even mean?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5823'}
-    - {alt_description: I should have wished for a million dollars., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I should have wished for a million dollars., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5824'}
-    - {alt_description: This job is going to be one pain in the ...., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: This job is going to be one pain in the ...., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5825'}
-    - {alt_description: I can't believe that waiter messed up my order. What a blockhead.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I can't believe that waiter messed up my
-        order. What a blockhead., primary_type: text, target_id: '5826'}
-    - {alt_description: It just feels like there's a huge weight on my shoulders,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: It just feels like there's a huge weight
-        on my shoulders, primary_type: text, target_id: '5827'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm struggling to overcome an irrational fear of impending
-        doom., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm struggling to overcome an
-        irrational fear of impending doom., primary_type: text, target_id: '5828'}
-    - {alt_description: I guess I'm a chip off the old block., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        guess I'm a chip off the old block., primary_type: text, target_id: '5829'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How gullible do you think I am, John?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'How
-        gullible do you think I am, John?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5830'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Barrister''s Conundrum: Warning or litigation?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Barrister''s Conundrum: Warning or litigation?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5831'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''ve been wanting to tell you something for the longest
-        time, but felt it might hit you like a ton of bricks.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''ve
-        been wanting to tell you something for the longest time, but felt it might
-        hit you like a ton of bricks.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5832'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm impressed...but what's the WOW factor., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I'm impressed...but what's the WOW factor., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5833'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m done with my To Do list finally, but am only running
-        30 miles a week. You?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m done with
-        my To Do list finally, but am only running 30 miles a week. You?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5834'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Well, I think you should reconsider your position.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Well, I think you should reconsider your position.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5835'}
-    - {alt_description: I'll take the bill this time., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'll
-        take the bill this time., primary_type: text, target_id: '5836'}
-    - {alt_description: 'And BAM, it just hit me...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'And
-        BAM, it just hit me...', primary_type: text, target_id: '5837'}
-    - {alt_description: And to think all this time I'd been waiting for a shoe...,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: And to think all this time I'd been waiting
-        for a shoe..., primary_type: text, target_id: '5838'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm happy with my job... I've been promoted senior risk analyst.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm happy with my job... I've been promoted
-        senior risk analyst., primary_type: text, target_id: '5839'}
-    - {alt_description: 'But I love, I loves my sweet rat.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'But
-        I love, I loves my sweet rat.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5840'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like I'm coming down with something, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I feel like I'm coming down with something, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5841'}
-    - {alt_description: I've been embezzling from our partnership., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I've been embezzling from our partnership., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5842'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yeah, but I still have these premonitions of doom.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Yeah, but I still have these premonitions of doom.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5843'}
-    - {alt_description: Of course we're good to go! I can't imagine anything stopping
-        this project, alt_type: text, primary_description: Of course we're good to
-        go! I can't imagine anything stopping this project, primary_type: text, target_id: '5844'}
-    - {alt_description: Dang he'll probably get to take the day off for this, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Dang he'll probably get to take the day off for this, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5845'}
-    - {alt_description: We should be hearing from the high court on our appeal soon.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: We should be hearing from the high court
-        on our appeal soon., primary_type: text, target_id: '5846'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Thanks for treating. I\u2019ll get you next\
-        \ time.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Thanks for treating.\
-        \ I\u2019ll get you next time.", primary_type: text, target_id: '5847'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "I\u2019m a mainstream Republican. Why?", alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: !!python/str "I\u2019m a mainstream Republican. Why?",
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5848'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Yup, just dumb luck!', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Yup,
-        just dumb luck!', primary_type: text, target_id: '5849'}
-    - {alt_description: I feel like I'm getting a headache., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        feel like I'm getting a headache., primary_type: text, target_id: '5850'}
-    - {alt_description: Tom celebrates his court victory over the Masons' union.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Tom celebrates his court victory over the
-        Masons' union., primary_type: text, target_id: '5851'}
-    - {alt_description: My doctor says all I have to do is watch my calories., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: My doctor says all I have to do is watch my calories.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5852'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Where\u2019s the thrill, Bob? Where\u2019s the\
-        \ excitement?", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Where\u2019\
-        s the thrill, Bob? Where\u2019s the excitement?", primary_type: text, target_id: '5853'}
-    - {alt_description: You move! I'm perfectly comfortable., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        move! I'm perfectly comfortable., primary_type: text, target_id: '5854'}
-    - {alt_description: Moot question., alt_type: text, primary_description: Moot
-        question., primary_type: text, target_id: '5855'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Eat up, Bill. Time is money.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Eat
-        up, Bill. Time is money.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5856'}
-    - {alt_description: We need a blockbuster., alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        need a blockbuster., primary_type: text, target_id: '5857'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Be sure to tip. Is that supposed to be a threat?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Be sure to tip. Is that supposed to be a threat?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5858'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Shouldn''t we both be concerned about overhead?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Shouldn''t we both be concerned about overhead?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5859'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ok, so....big deal, God plays dice with the universe.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Ok, so....big deal, God plays dice with the universe.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5860'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Don''t take this the wrong way, Gerald.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Don''t take this the wrong way, Gerald.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5861'}
-    - {alt_description: I wonder why they call it the 'chicken little' soup..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I wonder why they call it the 'chicken little' soup...,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5862'}
-    - {alt_description: I make it a point to anticipate everything that could possibly
-        go wrong., alt_type: text, primary_description: I make it a point to anticipate
-        everything that could possibly go wrong., primary_type: text, target_id: '5863'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "So I decided to rebuild my life, brick by br\
-        \ \u2014", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "So I decided\
-        \ to rebuild my life, brick by br \u2014", primary_type: text, target_id: '5864'}
-    - {alt_description: Do you see what I'm talking about, alt_type: text, primary_description: Do
-        you see what I'm talking about, primary_type: text, target_id: '5865'}
-    - {alt_description: Take it or leave it. That's my final offer., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Take it or leave it. That's my final offer., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5866'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Why did you want to switch seats?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Why
-        did you want to switch seats?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5867'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm just so glad I finally have a handle on those migraines.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm just so glad I finally have a handle
-        on those migraines., primary_type: text, target_id: '5868'}
-    - {alt_description: 'How risky could it be if I continued to deny science?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'How risky could it be if I continued to deny science?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5869'}
-    - {alt_description: My cholesterol has improved., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        cholesterol has improved., primary_type: text, target_id: '5870'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I have your money, give me an hour.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I
-        have your money, give me an hour.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5871'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So I take an extra five minutes for lunch. What''s the worst
-        that can happen?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So I take an extra
-        five minutes for lunch. What''s the worst that can happen?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5872'}
-    - {alt_description: Their drop down menu has a glitch., alt_type: text, primary_description: Their
-        drop down menu has a glitch., primary_type: text, target_id: '5873'}
-    - {alt_description: When the caffeine wears off it always hits me like a ton of
-        bricks for some reason., alt_type: text, primary_description: When the caffeine
-        wears off it always hits me like a ton of bricks for some reason., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5874'}
-    - {alt_description: You should just plain avoid those tables that aren't going
-        to stand up right for you!, alt_type: text, primary_description: You should
-        just plain avoid those tables that aren't going to stand up right for you!,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5875'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Hey I''ve finally decided you''re the guy to handle all my
-        funds. Can we get started soon?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Hey
-        I''ve finally decided you''re the guy to handle all my funds. Can we get started
-        soon?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5876'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I tell him," thought Time, "he''ll just resent me.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If I tell him," thought Time, "he''ll just resent me.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5877'}
-    - {alt_description: 'There''s no reason for me to get life insurance, I''m sure
-        Iam going to live for another ..."', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'There''s
-        no reason for me to get life insurance, I''m sure Iam going to live for another
-        ..."', primary_type: text, target_id: '5878'}
-    - {alt_description: You seem preoccupied., alt_type: text, primary_description: You
-        seem preoccupied., primary_type: text, target_id: '5879'}
-    - {alt_description: And then the scene ended. Just like that., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: And then the scene ended. Just like that., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5880'}
-    - {alt_description: '''''Is this a sign from my wife to finish the patio.''''',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '''''Is this a sign from my wife to finish
-        the patio.''''', primary_type: text, target_id: '5881'}
-    - {alt_description: I pray to God someone cures my migraine., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: I pray to God someone cures my migraine., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5882'}
-    - {alt_description: 'If I''m lying, may the Lord strike me dead!', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'If I''m lying, may the Lord strike me dead!', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5883'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "You didn't hear it from me, but the person who's\
-        \ been stealing the paper clips is\u2014", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "You\
-        \ didn't hear it from me, but the person who's been stealing the paper clips\
-        \ is\u2014", primary_type: text, target_id: '5884'}
-    - {alt_description: Even our therapist laughed when my wife told her I felt lucky.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Even our therapist laughed when my wife
-        told her I felt lucky., primary_type: text, target_id: '5885'}
-    - {alt_description: We separated on amicable terms., alt_type: text, primary_description: We
-        separated on amicable terms., primary_type: text, target_id: '5886'}
-    - {alt_description: Made You Look!, alt_type: text, primary_description: Made
-        You Look!, primary_type: text, target_id: '5887'}
-    - {alt_description: '''''Glad you are still hardheaded.''''', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '''''Glad you are still hardheaded.''''', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5888'}
-    - {alt_description: I never tip here, alt_type: text, primary_description: I never
-        tip here, primary_type: text, target_id: '5889'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Who am I to argue with Dylan?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Who
-        am I to argue with Dylan?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5890'}
-    - {alt_description: She says I don't understand 'dramatic irony.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: She says I don't understand 'dramatic irony.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5891'}
-    - {alt_description: '''''Wish I listened to Siri when she said stay home.''''',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: '''''Wish I listened to Siri when she said
-        stay home.''''', primary_type: text, target_id: '5892'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh, I think the tower is crumbling.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh,
-        I think the tower is crumbling.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5893'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I can''t shake this feeling of impending doom. What do you
-        think is causing it?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I can''t shake
-        this feeling of impending doom. What do you think is causing it?', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5894'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Perhaps I should have left a tip?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Perhaps
-        I should have left a tip?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5895'}
-    - {alt_description: This restaurant is a killer., alt_type: text, primary_description: This
-        restaurant is a killer., primary_type: text, target_id: '5896'}
-    - {alt_description: Maybe I should have ordered my anvil to go..., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Maybe I should have ordered my anvil to go..., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5897'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Ehh, I''ll let it fall he''s a Trump supporter', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Ehh, I''ll let it fall he''s a Trump supporter', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5898'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Do YOU know why they call it ''the concrete jungle''?', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Do YOU know why they call it ''the concrete jungle''?',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5899'}
-    - {alt_description: 'I''m drawing a blank, but maybe something will strike me
-        soon.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'I''m drawing a blank, but maybe
-        something will strike me soon.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5900'}
-    - {alt_description: God strike me dead if I'm lying, alt_type: text, primary_description: God
-        strike me dead if I'm lying, primary_type: text, target_id: '5901'}
-    - {alt_description: I couldn't even begin to describe to a person like you what
-        it feels like when one of my great ideas hits me., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        couldn't even begin to describe to a person like you what it feels like when
-        one of my great ideas hits me., primary_type: text, target_id: '5902'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Whatever you do, don''t look up.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Whatever
-        you do, don''t look up.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5903'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Regardless of who wins, I''m not moving.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Regardless of who wins, I''m not moving.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5904'}
-    - {alt_description: And she has totally forgiven me...., alt_type: text, primary_description: And
-        she has totally forgiven me...., primary_type: text, target_id: '5905'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Wow, that coffee kicked in really fast.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'Wow, that coffee kicked in really fast.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5906'}
-    - {alt_description: '...and then she said, and then he said....', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: '...and then she said, and then he said....', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5907'}
-    - {alt_description: Sometimes an idea hits me like a bolt from the blue." "Or....,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: Sometimes an idea hits me like a bolt from
-        the blue." "Or...., primary_type: text, target_id: '5908'}
-    - {alt_description: Where is a block when you need it for your blockhead., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Where is a block when you need it for your blockhead.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5909'}
-    - {alt_description: Think quick....One lump or Two, alt_type: text, primary_description: Think
-        quick....One lump or Two, primary_type: text, target_id: '5910'}
-    - {alt_description: 'This Friday the 13th thing is a crock, don''t you think?',
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: 'This Friday the 13th thing is a crock,
-        don''t you think?', primary_type: text, target_id: '5911'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Oh no, it''s back.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Oh
-        no, it''s back.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5912'}
-    - {alt_description: 'So, stay with me on this, there was this light, this tunnel,
-        this oncoming train ...', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'So, stay with
-        me on this, there was this light, this tunnel, this oncoming train ...', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5913'}
-    - {alt_description: 'There''s that look again, like there''s something your not
-        telling me.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'There''s that look again,
-        like there''s something your not telling me.', primary_type: text, target_id: '5914'}
-    - {alt_description: The answer literally hit me like a ton of bricks!, alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: The answer literally hit me like a ton of bricks!, primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5915'}
-    - {alt_description: My LDL is a little high., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        LDL is a little high., primary_type: text, target_id: '5916'}
-    - {alt_description: 'my astrologer cancelled my appointment. I thought they were
-        like therapists, they never really say ''you don''t need me anymore''.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'my astrologer cancelled my appointment. I thought they
-        were like therapists, they never really say ''you don''t need me anymore''.',
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '5917'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Unless they get some big help from the NSA, the IRS will
-        never find my tax havens.', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Unless they
-        get some big help from the NSA, the IRS will never find my tax havens.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5918'}
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_dueling/__init__.py b/examples/cartoon_dueling/__init__.py
deleted file mode 100644
index e69de29b..00000000
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_dueling/cap436.txt.zip b/examples/cartoon_dueling/cap436.txt.zip
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..210a4349
Binary files /dev/null and b/examples/cartoon_dueling/cap436.txt.zip differ
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_dueling/experiment_dueling.py b/examples/cartoon_dueling/experiment_dueling.py
deleted file mode 100644
index 74d2969c..00000000
--- a/examples/cartoon_dueling/experiment_dueling.py
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,134 +0,0 @@
-"""
-author: Lalit Jain, lalitkumarjj@gmail.com
-modified: Chris Fernandez, chris2fernandez@gmail.com
-modified 2015-11-24: Scott Sievert, stsievert@wisc.edu (added docs)
-last updated: 2015-11-24
-
-A module for replicating the dueling bandits pure exploration experiments from the NEXT paper.
-
-Usage:
-python experiment_dueling.py
-"""
-
-# TODO: how do we upload targets? A .zip of targets?
-# TODO in future experiment_*.py files
-# * change args['n'] to initExp['args'] = {'targets: {'n':25}}
-# * change the expansion of terms and end of script (exp_info = ...)
-# * delete args_list[*]['params'] key
-
-import os, sys
-from boto.s3.connection import S3Connection
-from boto.s3.key import Key
-
-# import launch_experiment. We assume that it is located in next/examples
-sys.path.append("../")
-from launch_experiment import *
-
-curr_dir = os.path.dirname(os.path.abspath(__file__))
-experiment_list = []
-
-# A list of the currently available StochasticDuelingBanditPureExploration
-# algorithms
-supported_alg_ids = ['BR_LilUCB', 'BR_Random', 'BR_SuccElim',
-                     'BeatTheMean', 'BR_Thompson']
-
-# TODO: implement the other algs!
-supported_alg_ids = ['BR_LilUCB', 'BR_Random']
-
-# Algorithm List. These algorithms are independent (no inter-connectedness
-# between algorithms) and each algorithm gets `proportion` number of queries
-# (i.e., if proportions is set to 0.33 for each algorithm, each algorithm will
-# sample 1/3 of the time)
-alg_list = []
-for alg_id in supported_alg_ids:
-  alg_item = {}
-  alg_item['alg_id'] = alg_id
-  alg_item['alg_label'] = alg_id
-  #alg_item['params'] = {}
-  alg_list.append(alg_item)
-print "alg_list = ", alg_list
-
-# Algorithm management specifies the proportion of queries coming from an
-# algorithms. In this example, we specify that each algorithm recieves the same
-# proportion. The alg_label's must agree with the alg_labels in the alg_list.
-algorithm_management_settings = {}
-params = []
-#params['proportions'] = []
-for algorithm in alg_list:
-    #params['proportions'].append({'alg_label': algorithm['alg_label'],
-                                  #'proportion':1./len(alg_list)})
-    params += [{'alg_label': algorithm['alg_label'],
-                               'proportion': 1.0 / len(alg_list)}]
-
-# Run algorithms here in fixed proportions
-# The number of queries sampled is the ones we specify, rather than using some
-# more complicated scheme.
-algorithm_management_settings['mode'] = 'fixed_proportions'
-algorithm_management_settings['params'] = params
-
-# Create experiment dictionary
-initExp = {}
-initExp['args'] = {}
-
-# probability of error. similar to "significant because p < 0.05"
-initExp['args']['failure_probability'] = .01
-
-# one parcipant sees many algorithms? 'one_to_many' means one participant will
-# see many algorithms
-initExp['args']['participant_to_algorithm_management'] = 'one_to_many'
-initExp['args']['algorithm_management_settings'] = algorithm_management_settings
-initExp['args']['alg_list'] = alg_list
-# initExp['args']['instructions'] = ''
-# initExp['args']['debrief'] = ''
-initExp['args']['num_tries'] = 50 # How many tries does each user see?
-
-# Which app are we running? (examples of other algorithms are in examples/
-initExp['app_id'] = 'DuelingBanditsPureExploration'
-
-# which algorithms can be used? BR_LilUCB does some adaptive sampling to only
-# sample the funniest captions, etc.
-#initExp['args']['alg_list'] = [{'alg_label': 'BR_LilUCB', 'params': {},
-                                      #'alg_id': 'BR_LilUCB'},
-                                  #{'alg_label': 'BR_Random', 'params': {},
-                                      #'alg_id': 'BR_Random'},
-                                  #{'alg_label': 'BR_SuccElim', 'params': {},
-                                      #'alg_id': 'BR_SuccElim'},
-                                  #{'alg_label': 'BeatTheMean', 'params': {},
-                                      #'alg_id': 'BeatTheMean'},
-                                  #{'alg_label': 'BR_Thompson', 'params': {},
-                                      #'alg_id': 'BR_Thompson'}]
-#initExp['args']['alg_list'] = [{'alg_label': 'BR_LilUCB',
-                                #'alg_id': 'BR_LilUCB'}]
-
-# Set the context. When decided between two funny captions, the context is the
-# comic the caption is for. This is static and does not change query-to-query.
-experiment = {}
-experiment['initExp'] = initExp
-experiment['primary_type'] = 'text'
-experiment['primary_target_file'] = curr_dir + "/cap436.txt"
-experiment['context'] = curr_dir + "/cap436.jpg"
-experiment['context_type'] = 'image'
-experiment_list.append(experiment)
-
-# Launch the experiment.
-try:
-  AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY = os.environ['AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY']
-  AWS_ACCESS_ID = os.environ['AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID']
-  AWS_BUCKET_NAME = os.environ['AWS_BUCKET_NAME']
-  host = os.environ['NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_HOST'] + \
-            ":"+os.environ.get('NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_PORT', '8000')
-
-except:
-    print 'The following environment variables must be defined:'
-
-    for key in ['AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID', 'AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY',
-                'AWS_BUCKET_NAME', 'NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_HOST']:
-        if key not in os.environ:
-            print '    ' + key
-
-    sys.exit()
-
-
-# Call launch_experiment module found in NEXT/lauch_experiment.py
-exp_uid_list = launch_experiment(host, experiment_list, AWS_ACCESS_ID,
-                                 AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY, AWS_BUCKET_NAME)
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_dueling/init.yaml b/examples/cartoon_dueling/init.yaml
index 82a46af5..41b80a7c 100644
--- a/examples/cartoon_dueling/init.yaml
+++ b/examples/cartoon_dueling/init.yaml
@@ -13,64 +13,3 @@ args:
   failure_probability: 0.01
   num_tries: 50
   participant_to_algorithm_management: one_to_many
-  targets:
-    targetset:
-    - {alt_description: I'm drowning in work., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        drowning in work., primary_type: text, target_id: '1'}
-    - {alt_description: At least your computer is working., alt_type: text, primary_description: At
-        least your computer is working., primary_type: text, target_id: '2'}
-    - {alt_description: 'What''s your name again?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'What''s
-        your name again?', primary_type: text, target_id: '3'}
-    - {alt_description: I won this job at a carnival., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        won this job at a carnival., primary_type: text, target_id: '4'}
-    - {alt_description: Some guys never make it out of the plastic bag., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Some guys never make it out of the plastic bag., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '5'}
-    - {alt_description: It helps that I only have a three second memory span., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: It helps that I only have a three second memory span.,
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '6'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Any plans for feeding time?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Any
-        plans for feeding time?', primary_type: text, target_id: '7'}
-    - {alt_description: The last guy got flushed., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        last guy got flushed., primary_type: text, target_id: '8'}
-    - {alt_description: If you work hard they give you a rock and plastic seaweed.,
-      alt_type: text, primary_description: If you work hard they give you a rock and
-        plastic seaweed., primary_type: text, target_id: '9'}
-    - {alt_description: I liked the old NSA better., alt_type: text, primary_description: I
-        liked the old NSA better., primary_type: text, target_id: '10'}
-    - {alt_description: The fish ate my mouse., alt_type: text, primary_description: The
-        fish ate my mouse., primary_type: text, target_id: '11'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Can you swim?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Can
-        you swim?', primary_type: text, target_id: '12'}
-    - {alt_description: I'm thinking of getting a goldfish., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'm
-        thinking of getting a goldfish., primary_type: text, target_id: '13'}
-    - {alt_description: They pay us crumbs., alt_type: text, primary_description: They
-        pay us crumbs., primary_type: text, target_id: '14'}
-    - {alt_description: They promised me a bowl of my own., alt_type: text, primary_description: They
-        promised me a bowl of my own., primary_type: text, target_id: '15'}
-    - {alt_description: 'As a heads-up, the boss is freakishly tall.', alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: 'As a heads-up, the boss is freakishly tall.', primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '16'}
-    - {alt_description: My last office had a castle., alt_type: text, primary_description: My
-        last office had a castle., primary_type: text, target_id: '17'}
-    - {alt_description: Think of it as a cornerless office., alt_type: text, primary_description: Think
-        of it as a cornerless office., primary_type: text, target_id: '18'}
-    - {alt_description: I'd love a glass of water., alt_type: text, primary_description: I'd
-        love a glass of water., primary_type: text, target_id: '19'}
-    - {alt_description: There is no Esc., alt_type: text, primary_description: There
-        is no Esc., primary_type: text, target_id: '20'}
-    - {alt_description: Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device., alt_type: text,
-      primary_description: Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device., primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '21'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "The women\u2019s office is the same, except\
-        \ it has glass on the top, too.", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "The\
-        \ women\u2019s office is the same, except it has glass on the top, too.",
-      primary_type: text, target_id: '22'}
-    - {alt_description: !!python/str "Do you ever get the feeling we\u2019re purely\
-        \ decorative?", alt_type: text, primary_description: !!python/str "Do you\
-        \ ever get the feeling we\u2019re purely decorative?", primary_type: text,
-      target_id: '23'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Want to get some air?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Want
-        to get some air?', primary_type: text, target_id: '24'}
-    - {alt_description: 'Staring contest?', alt_type: text, primary_description: 'Staring
-        contest?', primary_type: text, target_id: '25'}
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_tuple/__init__.py b/examples/cartoon_tuple/__init__.py
deleted file mode 100644
index e69de29b..00000000
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap431.jpg b/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap431.jpg
deleted file mode 100644
index edb25e68..00000000
Binary files a/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap431.jpg and /dev/null differ
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap431.txt b/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap431.txt
deleted file mode 100644
index 67755cf4..00000000
--- a/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap431.txt
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,8 +0,0 @@
-Say something viral.
-It's great for taking youies.
-After editing, my life can look somewhat interesting.
-My lawyer seems to think it's a good idea.
-And may I introduce my wife, Janet, joining us from Minneapolis.
-My eyes are down here.
-I'm into extreme small talk.
-It got lodged in there during a skiing accident.
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap436.jpg b/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap436.jpg
deleted file mode 100644
index b6386e0b..00000000
Binary files a/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap436.jpg and /dev/null differ
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap436.txt b/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap436.txt
deleted file mode 100644
index 0ef1ddeb..00000000
--- a/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap436.txt
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,8 +0,0 @@
-The last guy got flushed.
-My last office had a castle.
-They promised me a bowl of my own.
-I'm drowning in work.
-The women’s office is the same, except it has glass on the top, too.
-Think of it as a cornerless office.
-Want to get some air?
-Do you ever get the feeling we’re purely decorative?
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap438.jpg b/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap438.jpg
deleted file mode 100644
index dec3499a..00000000
Binary files a/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap438.jpg and /dev/null differ
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap438.txt b/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap438.txt
deleted file mode 100644
index 010db4d0..00000000
--- a/examples/cartoon_tuple/cap438.txt
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,8 +0,0 @@
-It's out of the bag.
-No, it's kitty-corner to that building.
-Hi, I found your cat, but I think we need to renegotiate that reward.
-The vet says she just needs to lose weight.
-It's the peeping Tom.
-So I heard you got a dog.
-He's more of an outdoor cat.
-Yes, I'm sure it's not a LOL cat.
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_tuple/experiment_tuple.py b/examples/cartoon_tuple/experiment_tuple.py
deleted file mode 100644
index 9e5e07f8..00000000
--- a/examples/cartoon_tuple/experiment_tuple.py
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,123 +0,0 @@
-"""
-author: Lalit Jain, lalitkumarjj@gmail.com
-modified: Chris Fernandez, chris2fernandez@gmail.com
-modified 2015-11-24: Scott Sievert, stsievert@wisc.edu (added docs)
-last updated: 2015-11-24
-
-A module for replicating the tuple bandits pure exploration experiments from the NEXT paper.
-
-Usage:
-python experiment_tuple.py
-"""
-import os, sys
-
-# The line below imports launch_experiment.py.
-# We assume that it is located in next/examples
-# This function is used at the very bottom of this file
-sys.path.append("../")
-from launch_experiment import *
-
-curr_dir = os.path.dirname(os.path.abspath(__file__))
-experiment_list = []
-supported_alg_ids = ['RandomSampling']
-
-# Create common alg_list
-alg_list = []
-for alg_id in supported_alg_ids:
-    alg_item = {}
-    alg_item['alg_id'] = alg_id
-    alg_item['alg_label'] = alg_id
-    alg_item['params'] = {}
-    alg_list.append(alg_item)
-
-# Algorithm List. These algorithms are independent (no inter-connectedness
-# between algorithms) and each algorithm gets `proportion` number of queries
-# (i.e., if proportions is set to 0.33 for each algorithm, each algorithm will
-# sample 1/3 of the time)
-algorithm_management_settings = {}
-params = {}
-params['proportions'] = []
-for algorithm in alg_list:
-    params['proportions'].append(  { 'alg_label': algorithm['alg_label'] , 'proportion':1./len(alg_list) }  )
-
-# Algorithm management specifies the proportion of queries coming from an
-# algorithms. In this example, we specify that each algorithm recieves the same
-# proportion. The alg_label's must agree with the alg_labels in the alg_list.
-algorithm_management_settings['mode'] = 'fixed_proportions'
-algorithm_management_settings['params'] = params
-
-# Select some cartoons from the curr_dir
-cap_list = ['cap431','cap438','cap436']
-
-# Create experiment dictionary
-for cap in cap_list:
-    initExp = {}
-    initExp['args'] = {}
-    initExp['args']['n'] = 8 # number of targets
-    initExp['args']['k'] = 8 # how many choices does the user have?
-
-    # probability of error. similar to "significant because p < 0.05"
-    initExp['args']['failure_probability'] = .01
-
-    # one parcipant sees many algorithms? 'one_to_many' means one participant
-    # will see many algorithms
-    initExp['args']['participant_to_algorithm_management'] = 'one_to_many' # 'one_to_one'
-    initExp['args']['algorithm_management_settings'] = algorithm_management_settings
-    initExp['args']['alg_list'] = alg_list
-
-    # What does the user see at start and finish? These are the
-    # instructions/debreif (by default they have default values)
-    # initExp['args']['instructions'] = ''
-    # initExp['args']['debrief'] =''
-
-    initExp['args']['num_tries'] = 3 # number of quesitons does the user sees
-
-    # Which app are we running? (examples of other algorithms are in examples/
-    initExp['app_id'] = 'TupleBanditsPureExploration'
-
-    # Set the context and targets
-    experiment = {}
-    experiment['initExp'] = initExp
-    # what type are we chooisng from? Can be text, image, video (beta as of
-    # 2015-11) or audio (experimental as of 2015-11)
-    experiment['primary_type'] = 'text'
-    experiment['primary_target_file'] = curr_dir+"/"+cap+".txt"
-
-    # What's the context? In this example, this is the comic that we're asking
-    # to find the funniest caption for.
-    experiment['context'] = curr_dir+"/"+cap+".jpg"
-    experiment['context_type'] = 'image'
-    experiment_list.append(experiment)
-
-# Launch the experiment
-try:
-    AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY = os.environ['AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY']
-    AWS_ACCESS_ID = os.environ['AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID']
-    AWS_BUCKET_NAME = os.environ['AWS_BUCKET_NAME']
-    host = os.environ['NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_HOST'] + \
-            ":"+os.environ.get('NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_PORT', '8000')
-except:
-    print 'The following environment variables must be defined:'
-
-    for key in ['AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID', 'AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY',
-                'AWS_BUCKET_NAME', 'NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_HOST']:
-        if key not in os.environ:
-            print '    ' + key
-
-    sys.exit()
-
-# Call launch_experiment module found in NEXT/lauch_experiment.py
-exp_info = launch_experiment(host, experiment_list, AWS_ACCESS_ID,
-                             AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY, AWS_BUCKET_NAME)
-exp_uid_list, exp_key_list, widget_key_list = exp_info
-
-# Update the cartoon_dueling.html file wit the exp_uid_list and widget_key_list
-# with open('cartoon_tuple.html','r') as page:
-#   print "opended file"
-#   page_string = page.read()
-#   page_string = page_string.replace("{{exp_uid_list}}", str(exp_uid_list))
-#   page_string = page_string.replace("{{widget_key_list}}", str(widget_key_list))
-#   with open('../../next_frontend_base/next_frontend_base/templates/cartoon_tuple.html','w') as out:
-#     out.write(page_string)
-#     out.flush()
-#     out.close()
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_tuple_n25k8/__init__.py b/examples/cartoon_tuple_n25k8/__init__.py
deleted file mode 100644
index e69de29b..00000000
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_tuple_n25k8/cap436.jpg b/examples/cartoon_tuple_n25k8/cap436.jpg
deleted file mode 100644
index b6386e0b..00000000
Binary files a/examples/cartoon_tuple_n25k8/cap436.jpg and /dev/null differ
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_tuple_n25k8/cap436.txt b/examples/cartoon_tuple_n25k8/cap436.txt
deleted file mode 100644
index 3809b4a0..00000000
--- a/examples/cartoon_tuple_n25k8/cap436.txt
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,25 +0,0 @@
-I'm drowning in work.
-At least your computer is working.
-What's your name again?
-I won this job at a carnival.
-Some guys never make it out of the plastic bag.
-It helps that I only have a three second memory span.
-Any plans for feeding time?
-The last guy got flushed.
-If you work hard they give you a rock and plastic seaweed.
-I liked the old NSA better.
-The fish ate my mouse.
-Can you swim?
-I'm thinking of getting a goldfish.
-They pay us crumbs.
-They promised me a bowl of my own.
-As a heads-up, the boss is freakishly tall.
-My last office had a castle.
-Think of it as a cornerless office.
-I'd love a glass of water.
-There is no Esc.
-Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device.
-The women’s office is the same, except it has glass on the top, too.
-Do you ever get the feeling we’re purely decorative?
-Want to get some air?
-Staring contest?
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/examples/cartoon_tuple_n25k8/experiment_tuple_n25k8.py b/examples/cartoon_tuple_n25k8/experiment_tuple_n25k8.py
deleted file mode 100644
index c78b319c..00000000
--- a/examples/cartoon_tuple_n25k8/experiment_tuple_n25k8.py
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,122 +0,0 @@
-"""
-author: Lalit Jain, lalitkumarjj@gmail.com
-modified: Chris Fernandez, chris2fernandez@gmail.com
-last updated: 05/27/2015
-
-A module for replicating the 25 total arms with 8 arms shown at a time tuple bandits pure exploration
-experiments from the NEXT paper.
-
-Usage:
-python experiment_tuple_n25k8.py
-"""
-import os, sys
-
-# The line below imports launch_experiment.py.
-# We assume that it is located in next/examples
-# This function is used at the very bottom of this file
-sys.path.append("../")
-from launch_experiment import *
-
-# List of Algorithms currently available for TupleBandits
-curr_dir = os.path.dirname(os.path.abspath(__file__))
-experiment_list = []
-supported_alg_ids = ['RandomSampling']
-
-# Algorithm List. These algorithms are independent (no inter-connectedness
-# between algorithms) and each algorithm gets `proportion` number of queries
-# (i.e., if proportions is set to 0.33 for each algorithm, each algorithm will
-# sample 1/3 of the time)
-alg_list = []
-for alg_id in supported_alg_ids:
-    alg_item = {}
-    alg_item['alg_id'] = alg_id
-    alg_item['alg_label'] = alg_id
-    alg_item['params'] = {}
-    alg_list.append(alg_item)
-
-# Run algorithms here in fixed proportions
-# The number of queries sampled is the ones we specify, rather than using some
-# more complicated scheme.
-algorithm_management_settings = {}
-params = {}
-params['proportions'] = []
-for algorithm in alg_list:
-    params['proportions'].append(  { 'alg_label': algorithm['alg_label'] , 'proportion':1./len(alg_list) }  )
-
-# Algorithms are run here in fixed proportions
-algorithm_management_settings['mode'] = 'fixed_proportions'
-algorithm_management_settings['params'] = params
-
-# Select some cartoons from the curr_dir
-cap_list = ['cap436']
-
-# Create experiment dictionary
-for cap in cap_list:
-    initExp = {}
-    initExp['args'] = {}
-    # if cap == cap_list[2]:
-    #   initExp['args']['n'] = 25
-    # else:
-    #   initExp['args']['n'] = 8
-    initExp['args']['n'] = 25 # number of targets
-    initExp['args']['k'] = 8 # how many choices does the user have to choose among?
-
-    # probability of error. similar to "significant because p < 0.05"
-    initExp['args']['failure_probability'] = .01
-
-    # one parcipant sees many algorithms? 'one_to_many' means one participant
-    # will see many algorithms
-    initExp['args']['participant_to_algorithm_management'] = 'one_to_many'
-    initExp['args']['algorithm_management_settings'] = algorithm_management_settings
-    initExp['args']['alg_list'] = alg_list
-
-    # What does the user see at start and finish? These are the
-    # instructions/debreif (by default they have default values)
-    # initExp['args']['instructions'] = ''
-    # initExp['args']['debrief'] =''
-    initExp['args']['num_tries'] = 1 # how many questions does the user see?
-
-    # Which app are we running? (examples of other algorithms are in examples/
-    # (this is another TupleBandits example)
-    initExp['app_id'] = 'TupleBanditsPureExploration'
-
-    # Set the context
-    experiment = {}
-    experiment['initExp'] = initExp
-    experiment['primary_type'] = 'text'
-    experiment['primary_target_file'] = curr_dir+"/"+cap+".txt"
-    experiment['target_file'] = curr_dir+"/"+cap+".txt"
-    experiment['context'] = curr_dir+"/"+cap+".jpg"
-    experiment['context_type'] = 'image'
-    experiment_list.append(experiment)
-
-# Launch the experiment
-try:
-    AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY = os.environ['AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY']
-    AWS_ACCESS_ID = os.environ['AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID']
-    AWS_BUCKET_NAME = os.environ['AWS_BUCKET_NAME']
-    host = os.environ['NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_HOST'] + \
-            ":" + os.environ.get('NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_PORT', '8000')
-except:
-    print 'The following environment variables must be defined:'
-
-    for key in ['AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID', 'AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY',
-                'AWS_BUCKET_NAME', 'NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_HOST']:
-        if key not in os.environ:
-            print '    ' + key
-
-    sys.exit()
-
-# Call launch_experiment module found in NEXT/lauch_experiment.py
-exp_uid_list, exp_key_list, widget_key_list = launch_experiment(host, experiment_list, AWS_ACCESS_ID, AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY, AWS_BUCKET_NAME)
-
-# Update the cartoon_dueling.html file wit the exp_uid_list and widget_key_list
-# with open('cartoon_tuple_n25k8.html','r') as page:
-#   print "opended file"
-#   page_string = page.read()
-#   page_string = page_string.replace("{{exp_uid_list}}", str(exp_uid_list))
-#   page_string = page_string.replace("{{widget_key_list}}", str(widget_key_list))
-#   with open('../../next_frontend_base/next_frontend_base/templates/cartoon_tuple_n25k8.html','w') as out:
-#     out.write(page_string)
-#     out.flush()
-#     out.close()
diff --git a/examples/launch.py b/examples/launch.py
index ca075316..3dc5ef01 100644
--- a/examples/launch.py
+++ b/examples/launch.py
@@ -1,15 +1,16 @@
 """
 Usage:
     launch.py <init_filename>
-    launch.py <init_filename> <zip_path>
+    launch.py <init_filename> <zip_path> [--noS3 | --noupload]
 
 Arguments:
     initExp_path (required) : path to a YAML file for arguments to launch experiment
-    zip_path (optional)     : zip file that contains the targets
-                              (which are then uploaded to S3).
+    zip_path (optional) : zip file that contains the targets
+                          (which are then uploaded to S3).
 
 Options:
     -h, --help
+    [--noS3, --noupload] : Do not upload targets to S3.
 
 Example:
 
@@ -32,16 +33,19 @@
 
 def verify_environ():
     to_have = ['AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID', 'AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY', 'AWS_BUCKET_NAME']
+    error = False
     for key in to_have:
         if key not in os.environ:
-            print('Must define ' + key)
+            error = True
+            print('Must define ' + key + ' to upload to S3')
     if 'NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_HOST' not in os.environ:
         print('NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_HOST is not defined, '
               'defaulting to localhost')
+    return error
 
 
-def launch(init_filename, targets_filename=None):
-    verify_environ()
+def launch(init_filename, targets_filename=None, upload=True):
+    environ_error = verify_environ()
 
     with open(init_filename, 'r') as f:
         init = yaml.load(f)
@@ -51,7 +55,18 @@ def launch(init_filename, targets_filename=None):
     d = {'args': header.format('x-yaml') + args,
          'key_id': os.environ.get('AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID'),
          'secret_key': os.environ.get('AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY'),
-         'bucket_id': os.environ.get('AWS_BUCKET_NAME')}
+         'bucket_id': os.environ.get('AWS_BUCKET_NAME'),
+         'upload': str(upload)}
+
+    if upload and environ_error:
+        print('Exiting early. Use --noS3 or --noupload to not upload to S3'
+              ' and define AWS_ACCESS_KEY, AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY and '
+              'AWS_BUCKET_NAME')
+        raise ValueError('Define appropriate variables')
+
+    if not upload:
+        for key in ['key_id', 'secret_key', 'bucket_id']:
+            d.pop(key, None)
 
     if targets_filename:
         with open(targets_filename, 'r') as f:
@@ -73,9 +88,9 @@ def launch(init_filename, targets_filename=None):
     r = requests.post(host_url + '/assistant/init/experiment', data=data)
     response = r.json()
     if not response['success']:
-        print('An error occured launching the experiment')
+        print('An error occured launching the experiment:\n')
         print(response['message'])
-        sys.exit()
+        raise ValueError("Experiment didn't launch successfully")
 
     dashboard_url = host_url + '/dashboard/experiment_dashboard/{}/{}'
     dashboard_url = dashboard_url.format(response['exp_uid'], init['app_id'])
@@ -88,4 +103,5 @@ def launch(init_filename, targets_filename=None):
     args = docopt(__doc__)
     print(args)
     print('')
-    launch(args['<init_filename>'], targets_filename=args['<zip_path>'])
+    launch(args['<init_filename>'], targets_filename=args['<zip_path>'],
+           upload=not (args['--noS3'] or args['--noupload'] or False))
diff --git a/examples/launch_experiment.py b/examples/launch_experiment.py
deleted file mode 100644
index 50c8c764..00000000
--- a/examples/launch_experiment.py
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,337 +0,0 @@
-"""
-author: Lalit Jain, lalitkumarjj@gmail.com
-modified: Chris Fernandez
-last updated: 06/03/2015
-
-A module that can be used to create and launch experiments. Can be imported as a module or used on the command line.
-
-Usage:
-As a module:
-exp_uid_list, exp_key_list, widget_key_list = launch_experiment(host, experiment_file, AWS_ID, AWS_KEY)
-
-Command line:
-export NEXT_FRONTEND_GLOBAL_HOST=
-export AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID=
-export AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY=
-python launch_experiment --experiment_file=
-"""
-
-import os
-import re
-import csv
-import imp
-import sys
-import json
-import getopt
-import zipfile
-import requests
-import datetime
-import time
-from StringIO import StringIO
-from joblib import Parallel, delayed
-
-from boto.s3.connection import S3Connection
-from boto.s3.key import Key
-
-
-def upload_target_to_S3(target_name_dict, key, bucket, prefix, primary_file,
-                        primary_type, extra_target_info={}):
-    primary_file_name = target_name_dict[key]
-    primary_url = upload_to_S3(bucket,
-                               '{}_{}'.format(prefix,
-                                              primary_file_name),
-                               StringIO(primary_file))
-
-    target = {'target_id': '{}_{}'.format(prefix, primary_file_name),
-              'primary_type': primary_type,
-              'primary_description': primary_url,
-              'alt_type': 'text',
-              'alt_description': primary_file_name}
-    target.update(extra_target_info)
-    return target
-
-
-def generate_target_blob(AWS_BUCKET_NAME,
-                         AWS_ID,
-                         AWS_KEY,
-                         prefix,
-                         primary_file,
-                         primary_type,
-                         experiment=None,
-                         alt_file=None,
-                         alt_type='text',
-                         parallel_upload=True):
-    '''
-    Upload targets and return a target blob for upload with the target_manager.
-
-    Inputs: ::\n
-        file: fully qualified path of a file on the system.
-          Must be a zipfile with pictures or a text file.
-        prefix: string to prefix every uploaded file name with
-        AWS_BUCKET_NAME: Aws bucket name
-        AWS_ID: Aws id
-        AWS_KEY: Aws key
-    '''
-    print "Uploading targets to S3"
-    targets = []
-    bucket = get_AWS_bucket(AWS_BUCKET_NAME, AWS_ID, AWS_KEY)
-    is_primary_zip = ((type(primary_file) is str and primary_file.endswith('.zip'))
-                      or (zipfile.is_zipfile(primary_file)))
-
-    if is_primary_zip:
-        target_file_dict, target_name_dict = zipfile_to_dictionary(primary_file)
-        if alt_type != 'text':
-            assert alt_file != None, 'Need an alt_file.'
-            alt_file_dict, alt_name_dict = zipfile_to_dictionary(alt_file)
-            try:
-                pairs = [(target_name_dict[key],
-                          target_file_dict[key],
-                          alt_name_dict[key],
-                          alt_file_dict[key])
-                         for key in target_file_dict.keys()]
-            except:
-                raise Exception('Primary target names must'
-                                'match alt target names.')
-
-            for primary_name, primary_file, alt_name, alt_file in pairs:
-                primary_url = upload_to_S3(bucket,
-                                           '{}_{}'.format(prefix,
-                                                          primary_name),
-                                           StringIO(primary_file))
-                alt_url = upload_to_S3(bucket,
-                                       '{}_{}'.format(prefix,
-                                                      alt_name),
-                                       StringIO(alt_file))
-
-                target = {'target_id': '{}_{}'.format(prefix, primary_name),
-                          'primary_type': primary_type,
-                          'primary_description': primary_url,
-                          'alt_type': alt_type,
-                          'alt_description': alt_url}
-                targets.append(target)
-        else:
-            # This section of the if-statement happens when uploading images
-            # from a zip file (e.g., strangefruit30)
-            target_features = experiment.get('target_features', None)
-            if target_features:
-                if type(target_features) != dict:
-                    raise ValueError('target_features should be dictionary of '
-                                     'form {filename: feature_vector}')
-                target_features = {k.replace('.png', '').replace('.jpg', ''): v
-                                   for k, v in target_features.items()}
-            if type(parallel_upload) == bool and not parallel_upload:
-                # happens only for parallel_upload == False
-                targets = [upload_target_to_S3(target_name_dict, key, bucket,
-                                           prefix, primary_file, primary_type)
-                       for i, (key, primary_file) in
-                                    enumerate(target_file_dict.iteritems())]
-            else:
-                # happens only for parallel_upload == True
-
-                if type(parallel_upload) == bool:
-                    n_jobs = min(100, len(target_file_dict))
-                elif type(parallel_upload) in {int, float}:
-                    n_jobs = int(parallel_upload)
-
-                targets = Parallel(n_jobs=n_jobs)(delayed(upload_target_to_S3)
-                            (target_name_dict, key, bucket, prefix,
-                                primary_file, primary_type,
-                                extra_target_info={} if not target_features
-                                else {'feature_vector':
-                                    target_features[key]})
-                           for i, (key, primary_file) in
-                                        enumerate(target_file_dict.iteritems()))
-    else:
-        if experiment.get('image-urls', False) or experiment.get('image-url', False):
-            # This is the section where 
-            # getting rid of http://filenamestuff?dl=0 to append filenames too
-            print('Adding urls to targets')
-            targets = []
-            urls = open(experiment['primary_target_file'], 'r')
-            urls = [url[:-1] for url in urls.readlines()]
-            for filename in experiment['initExp']['args']['feature_filenames']:
-                # parameters: alt_type, primary_type, prefix
-                # define: alt_url, primary_url
-                feature_urls = [filename in url for url in urls]
-                # assert sum(feature_urls) <= 1, \
-                                        # "At most one image URL per filename!"
-                if True in feature_urls:
-                    url = urls[feature_urls.index(True)]
-                    if not '?' in url:
-                        url = url + '?dl=1'
-                    target = {'target_id': '{}_{}'.format(prefix, filename),
-                              'primary_type': primary_type,
-                              'primary_description': url,
-                              'alt_type': alt_type,
-                              'alt_description': filename}
-
-                    targets += [target]
-            print('...and done adding URLs to targets')
-        else:
-            if type(primary_file) is str:
-                f = open(primary_file)
-            else:
-                f = primary_file
-                f.seek(0)
-            i = 0
-            for line in f.read().splitlines():
-                line = line.strip()
-                if line:
-                    i += 1
-                    target = {'target_id': str(i),
-                              'primary_type': 'text',
-                              'primary_description':line,
-                              'alt_type': 'text',
-                              'alt_description':line}
-                    targets.append(target)
-        print "\ntargets formatted like \n{}\n".format(targets[0])
-    return targets
-
-def get_AWS_bucket(AWS_BUCKET_NAME,AWS_ID, AWS_KEY):
-    """
-    Creates a bucket for an S3 account
-    """
-    conn = S3Connection(AWS_ID, AWS_KEY)
-    bucket = conn.get_bucket(AWS_BUCKET_NAME)
-    return bucket
-
-def upload_to_S3(bucket, key, file_object):
-    """
-    Uploads a file object to a S3 instance
-
-    Inputs: ::\n
-        bucket: S3 bucket we want to upload to
-        key: the key to access the file in the bucket;
-        file_object: the file that needs to be uploaded
-
-    """
-    k = Key(bucket)
-    k.key = key
-    k.set_contents_from_file(file_object)
-    k.set_acl('public-read')
-    return k.generate_url(expires_in=0, query_auth=False, force_http=True)
-
-def zipfile_to_dictionary(filename):
-    """
-    Takes in a zip file and returns a dictionary with the filenames
-    as keys and file objects as values
-
-    Inputs: ::\n
-        file: the concerned zip file
-
-    Outputs: ::\n
-        result: the returned dictionary
-    """
-    zf = zipfile.ZipFile(filename,'r')
-    files_list = zf.namelist()
-    dictionary = {}
-    names_dictionary = {}
-    for i in files_list:
-        if re.search(r"\.(jpe?g|png|gif|bmp|mp4|mp3)",
-                     i, re.IGNORECASE) and not i.startswith('__MACOSX'):
-            f = zf.read(i)
-            name = os.path.basename(i).split('.')[0]
-            dictionary[name] = f
-            names_dictionary[name] = os.path.basename(i)
-    return dictionary, names_dictionary
-
-def import_experiment_list(file):
-    # Load experiment file
-    mod = imp.load_source('experiment', file)
-    experiment_list = mod.experiment_list
-    return experiment_list
-
-def launch_experiment(host, experiment_list, AWS_ID, AWS_KEY, AWS_BUCKET_NAME,
-                      parallel_upload=True):
-  """
-  Initialize experiment from an array in an experiment file.
-
-  Inputs: ::\n
-    host: hostname of server running next_frontend_base
-    experiment_file: Fully qualified system name of file containing experiment info. Should contain an array called experiment_list, whose elements are dictionaries containing all the info needed to launch an experiment. The dictionary must contain the key initExp, a qualified experiment initialization dictionary. It can also contain an optional target_file key that should be the fully qualified name of a target_file on the system. The target_file can be either text (must end in .txt) or a zipfile containing images (which must end in .zip). Can also add additional context_type and context keys. If the context_type is an image, the context must be a fully qualified file name.
-
-    AWS_ID: Aws id
-    AWS_KEY: Aws key
-  """
-  exp_uid_list = []
-  #exp_key_list = []
-  #widget_key_list = []
-  # establish S3 connection and use boto get_bucket
-  bucket = get_AWS_bucket(AWS_BUCKET_NAME, AWS_ID, AWS_KEY)
-
-  # Initialize experiment
-  for experiment in experiment_list:
-    # Upload the context if there is one.
-    # This is a bit sloppy. Try to think of a better way to do this.
-    if 'context' in experiment.keys() and experiment['context_type']=='image':
-      print experiment['context'].split("/")[-1], experiment['context']
-      context_url = upload_to_S3(bucket, experiment['context'].split("/")[-1], open(experiment['context']))
-      experiment['initExp']['args']['context'] = context_url
-      experiment['initExp']['args']['context_type'] = "image"
-    elif 'context' in experiment.keys() and experiment['context_type']=='video':
-      print experiment['context'].split("/")[-1], experiment['context']
-      context_url = upload_to_S3(bucket, experiment['context'].split("/")[-1], open(experiment['context']))
-      experiment['initExp']['args']['context'] = context_url
-      experiment['initExp']['args']['context_type'] = "video"
-    elif 'context' in experiment.keys():
-      experiment['initExp']['args']['context'] = experiment['context']
-      experiment['initExp']['args']['context_type'] = experiment['context_type']
-
-    print 'launch:211', experiment['initExp']['args'].keys()
-
-    # Upload targets
-    if 'primary_target_file' in experiment.keys():
-        targets = generate_target_blob(AWS_BUCKET_NAME=AWS_BUCKET_NAME,
-                                       AWS_ID=AWS_ID,
-                                       AWS_KEY=AWS_KEY,
-                                       prefix=str(datetime.date.today()),
-                                       primary_file=experiment['primary_target_file'],
-                                       primary_type=experiment['primary_type'],
-                                       alt_file=experiment.get('alt_target_file', None),
-                                       experiment=experiment,
-                                       alt_type=experiment.get('alt_type','text'),
-                                       parallel_upload=parallel_upload)
-
-        experiment['initExp']['args']['targets'] = {'targetset': targets}
-    else:
-        experiment['initExp']['args']['targets']['n'] = n
-
-    targets = experiment['initExp']['args']['targets']
-    n = targets['n'] if 'n' in targets.keys() else len(targets)
-
-    url = 'http://{}/api/experiment'.format(host)
-    print 'Initializing experiment', experiment['initExp'].keys()
-    response = requests.post(url,
-                             json.dumps(experiment['initExp']),
-                             headers={'content-type':'application/json'})
-
-    initExp_response_dict = json.loads(response.text)
-    print "initExp_response_dict", initExp_response_dict
-    exp_uid = initExp_response_dict['exp_uid']
-    #exp_key = initExp_response_dict['exp_key']
-    #perm_key = initExp_response_dict['perm_key']
-
-    exp_uid_list.append(str(exp_uid))
-    #exp_key_list.append(str(exp_key))
-    #widget_key_list.append(str(perm_key))
-
-    print "\nQuery Url is at: http://"+host+"/query/query_page/query_page/"+exp_uid + "\n"
-
-  print "exp_uid_list:", exp_uid_list
-  #print "exp_key_list:", exp_key_list
-  #print "widget_key_list:", widget_key_list
-
-  return exp_uid_list#, exp_key_list, widget_key_list
-
-if __name__=='__main__':
-  opts, args = getopt.getopt(sys.argv[1:], None, ["experiment_file="])
-  opts = dict(opts)
-  # Make sure to check for aws id and key here
-  if not 'AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY' in os.environ.keys() or not 'AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID' in os.environ.keys() or not 'NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_HOST' or not 'AWS_BUCKET_NAME' in os.environ.keys():
-    print "You must set AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID, AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY, NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_HOST, AWS_BUCKET_NAME as environment variables"
-    sys.exit()
-  print opts['--experiment_file']
-  port = os.environ.keys.get('NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_PORT',8000)
-  experiment_list =  import_experiment_list(opts['--experiment_file'])
-
-  launch_experiment(os.environ.get('NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_HOST')+":"+port, experiment_list, AWS_ID=os.environ.get('AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID'), AWS_KEY=os.environ.get('AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY'), AWS_BUCKET_NAME=os.environ.get('AWS_BUCKET_NAME') )
diff --git a/examples/run_examples.py b/examples/run_examples.py
deleted file mode 100644
index 008b75df..00000000
--- a/examples/run_examples.py
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,35 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/python
-"""
-author: Chris Fernandez, chris2fernandez@gmail.com
-last updated: 05/26/2015
-
-An script that can be used to create and launch all example NEXT experiments from examples/ directory.
-
-Usage from Command line:
-python run_examples.py
-"""
-import os
-
-
-# List of example experiment directories
-curr_examples = ['cartoon_tuple/',
-                 'cartoon_dueling/',
-                 'strange_fruit_triplet/',
-                 'cartoon_cardinal/']
-# List of example experiment launchers
-curr_experiments = ['experiment_tuple.py',
-                    'experiment_dueling.py',
-                    'experiment_triplet.py',
-                    'experiment_cardinal.py']
-# Save the absolute path to the current directory
-curr_dir = os.path.dirname(os.path.abspath(__file__))
-
-for i, curr_ex in enumerate(curr_examples):
-	# Join abs path to curr_dir with iterate from curr_examples
-	temp_dir = os.path.join(curr_dir, curr_ex)
-	# Change current working directory to temp_dir
-	os.chdir(temp_dir)
-	# Spawn a shell process using temp_dir and corresponding curr_experiments iterate
-	os.system('python '+temp_dir+curr_experiments[i])
-	# Return current working directory to curr_dir path
-	os.chdir(curr_dir)
diff --git a/examples/strange_fruit_triplet/experiment_triplet.py b/examples/strange_fruit_triplet/experiment_triplet.py
deleted file mode 100644
index abd01c71..00000000
--- a/examples/strange_fruit_triplet/experiment_triplet.py
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,110 +0,0 @@
-import os, sys
-import zipfile
-import numpy as np
-
-# The line below imports launch_experiment.py.
-# We assume that it is located in next/examples
-# This function is used at the very bottom of this file
-sys.path.append("../")
-from launch_experiment import *
-
-experiment_list = []
-
-# List of Algorithms currently available for this app type
-alg_ids = ['RandomSampling','RandomSampling','UncertaintySampling','CrowdKernel','STE']
-alg_ids = ['CrowdKernel', 'STE', 'RandomSampling', 'UncertaintySampling']
-#  alg_ids = ['STE']
-
-# Algorithm List. These algorithms are independent (no inter-connectedness
-# between algorithms) and each algorithm gets `proportion` number of queries
-# (i.e., if proportions is set to 0.33 for each algorithm, each algorithm will
-# sample 1/3 of the time)
-alg_list = []
-for idx,alg_id in enumerate(alg_ids):
-    alg_item = {}
-    alg_item['alg_id'] = alg_id
-    if idx==0:
-        alg_item['alg_label'] = 'Test'
-    else:
-        alg_item['alg_label'] = alg_id
-    alg_item['test_alg_label'] = 'Test'
-    #alg_item['params'] = {}
-    alg_list.append(alg_item)
-
-# Algorithm management specifies the proportion of queries coming from an
-# algorithms. In this example, we specify that each algorithm recieves the same
-# proportion. The alg_label's must agree with the alg_labels in the alg_list.
-params = []
-#params['proportions'] = []
-for algorithm in alg_list:
-    #params['proportions'].append({'alg_label': algorithm['alg_label'] ,'proportion':1./len(alg_list)})
-    params += [{'alg_label': algorithm['alg_label'],
-                               'proportion': 1.0 / len(alg_list)}]
-
-# Run algorithms here in fixed proportions
-# The number of queries sampled is the ones we specify, rather than using some
-# more complicated scheme.
-algorithm_management_settings = {}
-algorithm_management_settings['mode'] = 'fixed_proportions'
-algorithm_management_settings['params'] = params
-
-# Create experiment dictionary
-initExp = {}
-initExp['args'] = {}
-#initExp['args']['n'] = 30 # how many targets? (/number of fruits?)
-
-# how many dimensions should we embed in? This is for the final results
-initExp['args']['d'] = 2
-
-# probability of error. similar to "significant because p < 0.05"
-initExp['args']['failure_probability'] = .01
-
-# one parcipant sees many algorithms? 'one_to_many' means one participant
-# will see many algorithms. 'one_to_many' is the other option
-initExp['args']['participant_to_algorithm_management'] = 'one_to_many'
-
-initExp['args']['algorithm_management_settings'] = algorithm_management_settings
-initExp['args']['alg_list'] = alg_list
-
-# What does the user see at start and finish? These are the instructions/debreif
-# (they have default values)
-initExp['args']['instructions'] = 'Test instructions'
-initExp['args']['debrief'] = 'Test debrief'
-
-# Which app are we running? (examples of other algorithms are in examples/
-initExp['app_id'] = 'PoolBasedTripletMDS'
-
-curr_dir = os.path.dirname(os.path.abspath(__file__))
-experiment = {}
-experiment['initExp'] = initExp
-
-# The user chooses between two images. This could be text or video as well.
-experiment['primary_type'] = 'image'
-target_zip = '{}/strangefruit30.zip'.format(curr_dir)
-experiment['primary_target_file'] = target_zip
-
-experiment['target_features'] = {filename.split('/')[-1]: np.random.rand(2).tolist()
-                                 for filename in zipfile.ZipFile(target_zip).namelist()}
-
-experiment_list.append(experiment)
-
-# Launch the experiment
-try:
-    AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY = os.environ['AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY']
-    AWS_ACCESS_ID = os.environ['AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID']
-    AWS_BUCKET_NAME = os.environ['AWS_BUCKET_NAME']
-    host = os.environ['NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_HOST']+ ":" \
-            + os.environ.get('NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_PORT', '8000')
-except:
-    print 'The following environment variables must be defined:'
-
-    for key in ['AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID', 'AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY',
-                'AWS_BUCKET_NAME', 'NEXT_BACKEND_GLOBAL_HOST']:
-        if key not in os.environ:
-            print '    ' + key
-
-    sys.exit()
-
-exp_uid_list = launch_experiment(host, experiment_list, AWS_ACCESS_ID,
-                                 AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY, AWS_BUCKET_NAME,
-                                 parallel_upload=True)
diff --git a/examples/test_examples.py b/examples/test_examples.py
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..64d07dcd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/examples/test_examples.py
@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+import os
+
+__dir__ = '/'.join(__file__.split('/')[:-1])
+if __dir__ == '':
+    __dir__ = '.'
+
+def test_run_examples():
+    zip_path = 'cartoon_cardinal/cap436.txt.zip'
+    init_path = 'cartoon_cardinal/init.yaml'
+    command = 'python launch.py {} {} --noS3'.format(init_path, zip_path)
+    exit_status = os.system('cd {}; '.format(__dir__) + command)
+    assert exit_status == 0
+
+    zip_path = 'cartoon_dueling/cap436.txt.zip'
+    init_path = 'cartoon_dueling/init.yaml'
+    command = 'python launch.py {} {} --noS3'.format(init_path, zip_path)
+    exit_status = os.system('cd {}; '.format(__dir__) + command)
+    assert exit_status == 0
+
+    zip_path = 'strange_fruit_triplet/strangefruit30.zip'
+    init_path = 'strange_fruit_triplet/init.yaml'
+    command = 'python launch.py {} {}'.format(init_path, zip_path)
+    exit_status = os.system('cd {}; '.format(__dir__) + command)
+    assert exit_status == 0
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    test_run_examples()
diff --git a/next/assistant/assistant_blueprint.py b/next/assistant/assistant_blueprint.py
index d608a674..aca397ec 100644
--- a/next/assistant/assistant_blueprint.py
+++ b/next/assistant/assistant_blueprint.py
@@ -53,7 +53,7 @@ def deserialise(self, data):
             ans[arg] = data[start:start+size]
             start += size
         return ans
-        
+
     def post(self):
         utils.debug_print('POSTED!')
         utils.debug_print('H',request.headers)
@@ -66,11 +66,16 @@ def post(self):
         # TODO? replace with msgpack
         args = self.deserialise(request.get_data())
 
+        utils.debug_print('args 69 = ', args)
         for key in args:
             if key not in {'bucket_id', 'key_id', 'secret_key'}:
                 comma_idx = args[key].find(',')
                 args[key] = args[key][comma_idx + 1:]
-                args[key] = base64.decodestring(args[key])
+                if args[key] in {'True', 'False'}:
+                    args[key] = True if args[key] == 'True' else False
+                else:
+                    args[key] = base64.decodestring(args[key])
+        utils.debug_print('args = ', args)
 
         args['args'] = yaml.load(args['args'])
 
@@ -78,25 +83,30 @@ def post(self):
         init_exp_args = args['args']
         try:
             if 'targets' in args.keys():
-                bucket_id = args['bucket_id']
-                key_id = args['key_id']
-                secret_key = args['secret_key']
                 target_zipfile = args['targets']
-
-                utils.debug_print(args['bucket_id'])
-                utils.debug_print(args['secret_key'])
-                utils.debug_print(args['key_id'])
-                # Unpack the targets
-                targets = target_unpacker.unpack(target_zipfile, key_id,
-                                                 secret_key, bucket_id)
+                if args.get('upload', True):
+                    bucket_id = args['bucket_id']
+                    key_id = args['key_id']
+                    secret_key = args['secret_key']
+
+                    for x_ in ['bucket_id', 'secret_key', 'key_id']:
+                        utils.debug_print(x_, args[x_])
+                    # Unpack the targets
+                    targets = target_unpacker.unpack(target_zipfile, key_id,
+                                                     secret_key, bucket_id)
+                else:
+                    targets = target_unpacker.unpack_csv_file(target_zipfile)
                 init_exp_args['args']['targets'] = {'targetset':  targets}
 
+            print('104')
             # Init the experiment:
             app_id = init_exp_args['app_id']
             exp_uid = '%030x' % random.randrange(16**30)
 
+            print('entering 109')
             r = broker.applyAsync(app_id, exp_uid, 'initExp',
                                   json.dumps(init_exp_args))
+            print('exiting 109')
             response_json, didSucceed, message = r
             if not didSucceed:
                 raise ValueError(message)
diff --git a/next/assistant/target_unpacker.py b/next/assistant/target_unpacker.py
index 5f76a7f8..e1a667ea 100644
--- a/next/assistant/target_unpacker.py
+++ b/next/assistant/target_unpacker.py
@@ -87,6 +87,25 @@ def unpack(s, aws_key, aws_secret_key, bucket_name, n_jobs=None,
                    for i, (name, file) in enumerate(files.items())]
     return targets
 
+
+def unpack_csv_file(s):
+    base64_zip = io.BytesIO(s)
+    zip_file = zipfile.ZipFile(base64_zip)
+    files = zipfile_to_dictionary(zip_file)
+    # assuming len(files) == 1 and files[0][-3:] == 'csv'
+    if len(files) > 1 or files.keys()[0][-3:] not in {'csv', 'txt'}:
+        raise ValueError('Only one TXT/CSV file supported in the ZIP file')
+
+    strings = files[files.keys()[0]].split('\n')
+    targets = [{'target_id': str(i),
+                'primary_type': 'text',
+                'primary_description': string,
+                'alt_type': 'text',
+                'alt_description': string}
+               for i, string in enumerate(strings[:-1])]  # -1 because last newline
+    return targets
+
+
 if __name__ == "__main__":
     from pprint import pprint
     aws_key = os.environ.get('KEY')
